This GTA 5 Heist Was a HILARIOUS DISASTER
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This video really showcases what trying to do a heist with 3 other randoms feels like
As if. Random lobbies also involve players quitting and you being forced back to the lobby every 8 minutes.
@@skinnyweeny2178 Just reset the video and it will feel like it.
Sometimes we need 1 extra person so it's even harder to get a random
Yeup.
No MK2 weapons.
Literally, zero healing.
No personal vehicles (at least the Kuruma would be nice).
They are all low levels.
Real amateur hours...😂
@@mysteriousgonzalez9006mk2 weapons aren’t needed for og heists at all but the others are true
26:50 “please everybody look both ways when you cross the street”
“Shut up”
_[NAILED IMMEDIATELY]_
I can’t breathe and ribs hurt from laughing oh my god
It’s crazy how Blarg and the goons gta V heists have come full circle, originally Blarg struggled to swim up and now it’s McNasty’s turn to forget how to swim 😂 I’m crying rn
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Blargs perspective for this video is the best. Especially at 11:50 in the video. Soup's landing was perfect.
"HAAAAAH" *9/11's into the boat*
Soup becoming his namesake.
26:50 "everyone look both ways both crossing the street", "shut up!", immediately flattened
Blarg face planting and saying “imagine seeing that at 8 am” reminds me of the time I was a garbage man(hella good nonye btw) and my first ever can, I tried to move it like the guy said and instead I slipped on the gravel, the lid opened up and slapped me in the face, I fell, and tried to get up, just to slip on the kid like it was a cartoon banana peel.
The kid?
@@edgemeister4209 lid
Welcome to the Goons Mark! You were a lil quiet this session but don't worry you'll get the hang of it!
What do you mean? He was louder than mcnasty!
26:49 had me in tears 😂
I couldn't stop laughing at 28:45
Mcnasty saying "6 braincells" like that isn't thrice as much as what he has
I’m so pumped for the rest of this haha y’all kill me 😂
I had tears in my eyes for the last 10 minutes straight
19:00 watching this while eating a pepperoni sub and McNasty mentioning pepperoni stopped me mid-sandwich chew.
A few seconds in and McNasty got killed instantly. Sick XD
0:44 right after doo laughed my dad did the same laugh downstairs 😂
26:10 to 28:10 i dont think ive ever laughed this much in a video since the hog motors trio incident
It is genuinely unbelievable how many different ways/times you guys can fail 1 setup mission lol
"Why don't you learn to breathe?" XD
10:49 ŴËËËËËËËË
I’m in TEARS LMAO what was that SOUND
Soup splattering on the boat was the best thing I’d ever seen 😂😂😂😂
Been missing some GTAV Online mission videos just as chaotic but with direction 😂
Let’s go I always watch these with my dinner so I’m glad to have some more of these thanks
You and Doo on the same mission together is always a good time 🤣
I love gta online from these boys because they always make it feel like the early days of gta online in 2013-2014
11:50 The way he flew past the screen so fast before landing on the yacht! 😂😭
This is like those game ads where they suck so bad you want to download it just to do it "right"
It's like watching chimps play games.😂 These are professional ladys and gentle men.
You know it’s gonna be good when things are on fire in the thumbnail
29:24 Jesus Christ, Soup!!!
The return of GTA heists was foretold at the end of Revelations, so glad it’s finally time
This gotta be one of the most hilarious vids I've watched
Blarg and editors!! Thank you for the video! ^^
These videos never fail to make me laugh😂
grarbage duck
I don't even remember when I laughed this hard last time.. love you bro... 😂❤
I literally just finished rewatching every single gta heist video and I was so sad cuz I thought there would be no more.., AND HE POSTED ANOTHER LNE
so many of these heists vids are soup yelling at someone when he's being smooth brain like blowing up the convoy to backing blarg into a car🤣
Me and my friends and I just sniped them from a distance like, "Why make ot this hard for yourself?" lmao
Someone lore me up. Have these guys completed a full heist yet? 😂
Mcnasty, soup, blarg and yumi did the pacific standard job a year or so ago
The car at 27:00 is a paid actor.
These gta heist videos make my day
Soup hitting the yacht at the speed of Mach Jesus 😂😂
Let’s go GTA video !
11:27 😂 porice are here
I honked with laughter at the garbage heist part 😂
This is my favorite funniest time loop that I’ve become stuck in
I would love to see the goons do the caio perrico or however the heist on the island is called. I am sure they would enjoy the party
Love how they all have no concept of armor or snacks lol. This vid was pretty fun
Every GTA Heist is a Hilarious Disaster.
Easily the best goons video for a long while 😂😂😂
😭😭😂we need more face cam while yall do this shi… 🙏🏼 it’ll be way more funnier
Blarg with GTA is prime content 🤌🏻
One day, just one day, they'll do the Doomsday Heist
I don't think I've laughed so that I'm coughing and crying in a very long time, so thank you for almost killing me.
blarg you have made my day thanks :)
I feel as if there were no laws holding back the goons, this is how they would act in real life.
droo drowning reminds me of the time when Blarg couldn't remember how to swim up as well.
I woulda lost it after the 3rd time they had to restart 😂
These guys must really like loading screens
Crazy how theyve shot each other so many time while driving butt they didnt think to shoot em before gettin on the yacht
i love heists with the goons pls more papa blarg
McNasty in a game known for pressing the buttons to control your character* “yeah imma hold s instead of pressing it”
13:25 I paused ge vid and came back to it here and I really thought it was an add😭 I was so confused
Bro said the boat had a lisp
1:10 when you randomly hear your name in a GTA vid.
My power is out due to the cold weather so this is well needed
i just started eating and he uploaded this so i can now eat in peace
'Sees Doo, McNasty, Blarg & Soup doing the og GTA V heists'
Me: Yessir, this is gonna be one helluva video to sit down & crank mah hog to.
'First death failure is due to McNasty not being able to swim up & thus drown.'
Me: *I stand by what i said. Truly is a blessed video.* 😂😂😂
28:44 has me choking on air
“Please everyone look both ways when you cross the street”
Soup and dooo immediately get annihilated
“Shut up”
mcnasty the car magnet strikes again
1:21 THEY FINISHED THE BIT 🙌🏾
Bro I should honestly sleep but you fr man
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As Mark, I'm happy to announce that I'm a new goon. I met Og goons at Moon Goon Secion, and everything just clicked. Every group needs its mark.
Within the first 5 minutes is crazy
“Drowny the slower swimmer upper”
Soup laughs like a tickle me elmo doll
😂😂😂
I love y'all!!
My cheeks never hurt so much
This video really Blargged my Shnoople
17:07 laughed so hard a noodle came out my nose 😢
17:21 is anyone else today years old when you learned that the jet ski says speedophile
Was fully expecting a train to hit the garbage truck when they got stuck on the tracks 32:15
Do we tell them about the secret tech of going first person in the water to easily steer where they swim?
yes more gta goons gameplay!
i cant believe blarg wasnt the one dying over and over and over again this time!!
That second mission/heist you did with the garbage truck is why the New York Sanitation Department have full-on military uniforms. And honestly, I have more respect for the guys who day-in, day-out deal with the filth and waste of New York than anyone in the entire Police sector.
I like the part where they did the actual heist mission
they really need to get a scuba suit from the clothing store just so they can practice swimming in game :3 also if you hold shift you can slow your parachute so you should be able to aim but that wouldn't be as funny now would it
19:42 scared the crap out of me with the audio.
I went nuts at Brian tape measure
watched this 1 time and can confirm this is a goons classic
GTA V is the perfect example of why you should look both ways before crossing the street.
I would say you can heal with snacks... but im sure you wouldnt know how
I just pictured this but as a live action movie and seeing @Blarg faceplanting on the pavement and getting run over in live action would be fucking hilarious!!
early gta games: characters unable to swim
newer gta games: people controlling the characters unable to swim
17:47 South America being mosquito con
As a fellow Latino... that is 100% Canon
Missed opportunity to call this heist a dumpster fire