Jingles: "we'll be cutting it down and focusing on the interesting bits" Also Jingles: Not cutting it down because his Seagal commentary became the interesting bit :D
Worth it. Every second. Seagal deserves every bit of humiliation that comes his way. Every. Single. Bit. And with Jingles doing it. It's even BETTER. LMAO!! 🤣
Steven Seagal claimed (and I believe continues to claim) that he's immune to being choked unconscious. Gene LeBell was working as a stunt coordinator on one of Seagal's films and challenged him on this. Seagal was almost immediately put into a choke and allegedly left a sticky pungent surprise in his own pants.
Bobby Fingers here on UA-cam did an absolutely hilarious commentary about this while crafting a diorama commemorating this event, I cannot recommend it enough
Perhaps nowadays this claim can be true. A 14" later of fat around the entirety of his neck starting at his traps extending to his lobula part of his ear may be his best defense yet.
yeah judo Gene is no joke he wore a pink gi because he threw a red shirt in the wash and became probably the best american judo practitioner in history with it. Basically what Dale Dye is to war movies Gene is for martial arts.
Gee, thanks, Markius, for that visual. I really don't want to think about sticky pungent stuff from Steven Seagal considering his latest photos. Bleah.
I always remeber a tv magazine in the uk once had a caption for one of his movies as something on the lines of "Steven Segal nearly won a best actor in this movie but lost out to a wooden door and a table"
Tommy Lee Jones looks like he is having an absolute blast in that film. Just full, scene-chewing, larger-than-life, panto-villain mode. He acts Segal off the screen twice over, it's hilarious.
Steven Segal is one of the few people that makes Jean Claude Van Damme (the other incomprehensible 80's action movie actor) look like a decent actor. Not only that, Segal constantly challenged Van Damme to fights until Van Damme got so fed up he called Segal's bluff and Segal ran away, saying Van Damme was too strong.
Steven seagal was the biggest p**** in Hollywood back in the day. There's a reason why he lives in Russian now instead of in the United States. It's because here in the US we can see through his bulshit, while in Russia they still believe in fairytales
Seagals later movies are absolutely hilarious, I have no idea which one was it, they all have extremely generic names, but he literally kills every single villain while sitting down in that movie. There are fights in the movie but as those are stunt guys, they can't defeat the villains because that's the one thing he must do every time himself. And there are several such villains so by the third one you know what is going to happen just because Seagal sits down on a couch. It starts with an incredibly long and boring dialogue and in the end Steven pulls out a gun and shoots the guy. Then a stunt guy stands up from the couch, walks to a car, it cuts to Seagal in a horrible rear projected scene as he drives around to find another villain to kill.
17:06 This is what I most miss about old Missouri. Prior to carrier rework, Missouri AA was basically a no-flight zone. Extremely easy to earn Clear Skies achievements if you spec it for AA.
I feel like this was a lot of ships though 😂, go back 2-3 years and jingles used to say when describing a ship. "back before the carrier rework, this was a no fly zone period" Wonder why you don't hear that anymore 🤔😂😂
@@GelatinCoffee For one, a lot of ships featured nowadays didn't exist before carrier rework? But seriously, AA speced Missouri had AA rating of 97. Only some TX cruisers had stronger AA.
I miss RTS CVs even though I hate CVs in general. N. Carolina AA is nothing to scoff at, the Atlanta was an absolute DEMON that even Essex CVs would avoid it like the damn plague. Oh, the USS Texas... miss that.
"Don't worry. it's going to be worth it.... In the mean time: Lets talk some more shit about Steven Segal. I'm actually enjoying this, this is great!"🤣
I recall an old, pre-rework game in an Atlanta on this channel showcasing a guy who sat behind an island for most of the game, depleting entire squadrons that some stubborn soul in a carrier was throwing at him. Patrol fighters dropped overhead every time, every aircraft on the ship thrown at a lone light cruiser, and he took all of 'em down. If he didn't get over 200 aircraft kills, he definitely got close.
I remember that, lol, it was very funny - & if recall correctly, the Atlanta was talking trash to the cv player in chat & the cv player was getting really pissed, which made it funnier
I think this might be the video you are thinking about: ua-cam.com/video/G4UbYwKhyhk/v-deo.html It is titled 'He who laughs last' and the Atlanta had quite the day against those carrier planes. I was hunting for this video for a while, takes a fair bit of time to go through a few hundred WOWS videos.
Thank you jingles, you have truly been a molding influence on my development into adulthood, helped to foster my love of history and naval combat. Through the years ive made friends and family from these games and its genuinely all thanks to you. Since i was a 12 year old nerdy kid who thought i was isolated from my peers in my interests and hobbies, to nowadays as an adult exploring the history sites and memorials youve covered over the years. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and I hope you find some joy knowing youve been an amazing influence on many young adults.
Watching the Missouri, flying the Canadian flag, sail through waves of naval stikes and unleashing lead was straight ASMR. I had tingles all up and down my spine.
Prinz Heinrich: Hey, I'll do the stupidest thing possible here! All the guys from the enemy team: Hold our beers. Really. They are all going full yolo-derp.
Im glad someone seems to understand my hatred of Steven Segal. Ever since I was a young dwarf, I thought "wow, this person can't act for shit" and everything aboit his being just irritates me because no one else I've met seems to realize just how massive that bag of crap really is. Thank you Jingles. I feel vindicated. Oh also the rest of the video was good too I guess
Swear to god, I would absolutely love to hear Jingles give another long, impromptu rant about steven seagal or whoever has earned his ire that day, any day of the week. He's really good at it.
If Jingles is anything like me he will have 3-5/6 per day to lay into, and most will not be the absolute DICK that Seagal was, ( We are past continued punishment LOL ) but it is a fact many who are still with us are not that far behind him, but most will not follow that close nor have feet that big or clumsy, I have learned that jingles can run most over the side, and even talk a few into demonstrating what it looks like to be ' Keelhauled ' just to say " Look what I did after hearing what Jingles had to say ? " LOL
Fun fact: The Dupliex is actually a *heavy* cruiser. But since it’s a French CA that isn’t the Algerie, that means it has armour that even an Omaha would balk at 😂
Fun fact about Under Siege, a fair bit of the movie was filmed aboard USS Alabama, and if you go to the ship today most of the shells you see behind the glass are foam replicas made for the movie. Learned this while volunteering to help restore the ship while stationed in Pensacola.
@@jamescocking7061 History of domestic abuse and willing to use force unnecessarily? That's on the job vacancy to be a cop in the US, right? Along with how many dogs you have already shot.
@@jamescocking7061he is not a cop anymore. He was forced to resign several years ago after one of the women he sexually abused filed charges and the TV show that followed him around was cancelled.
You forget three and four Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. And Five is that Segal wasn't a full Gary Stu yet. He needed other people help him out in this one.
I say 3, when the Captain said that they were caught in the act, and that when it was time he would be in his cabin " Engrossed in a novel " was #1. #2 was when she was roused from being drugged into a " What the FUCK did I get talked into ? ". #3 is when it is clear that 5the safest place is right behind Rybek and a few real asskickers.
segal used to have a place in Montana close to where i live. i installed carpet in his house. he has no personality other than "I'm better than everyone else". the town he lived close to was about 2-3 thousand people and has one main street going though it with shops for about 5-6 blocks. he would come to town in a black suburban with blackout windows and there was a second black suburban in the convoy, both full of armed security guards. he needed them for protection from the local fisherman and tourist, i guess. he would get out and strut down the sidewalk with both SUVs following along holding up traffic. none of the locals liked him in anyway, he was just an arrogant ass that needed attention, he generally never went into the stores to buy anything, just needed to be seen. for a quick comparison, Mel Gibson lived in another similar small town here and the people there liked him. he would talk to people like they were old friends and laugh and tell stories with the people in the bars. no security, no BS, just an actor living an everyday average person's life.
Jingles, did you really think we wouldn't comment on the name of that Sinop player in the second battle? The Academy gives thanks Hugh_Jasul for being a proper sport and good natured fellow.
Fun fact for everyone that wants to annoy Steven Seagal: His surname is actually supposed to be pronounced as SEAGULL. As, according to an interview, he used to pronounce it this way, until he was inspired by a Chagall art exhibit and changed it to sound less Jewish. Which is why I now only pronounce his name as seagull, because I know it would annoy him.
Fellow miners, I have a problem. If, hypothetically, someone were to take a break from the Salt Mines to watch a Jingles video during work hours, to what extent would our Overlordliness let that slide? Asking for a friend, of course.
Consider that his lunchbreak . Only and only because he is watching our great leaders propaganda videos! Of coarse now he has to work non stop for the rest of his shift! Otherwise he may find himself mining salt with no pike but his bare hands. So tell your friend to be careful!
What makes those aircraft kills more amazing, is if you know how many aircraft those Carriers actually held at max capacity.. to put it simply, he almost deplaned 3 carriers worth of planes.
The German tech tree Depth bomber plane (Tiers V-VII) is the BV-138, its a trimotorseaplane that is capable for maritime patrols, and surprisingly has 2 or 1 depth bombs carried in it.
The Steven Seagal impression on South Park was hilarious! EDIT : I remember when the AA of ships like the Misouri and my Yamato where feared by all carriers. Those where the times. WoWs vets will know.
One of the best narrations of an actor ever. 😂 Battle is just a cherry on the sundae. Jingles should open all future Wows videos with a Steven Seagal fun fact. These fun facts had me in tears. Thank you Jingles, I needed the laugh.
Also the music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time", directed by American television director Marty Callner, takes place on board the battleship USS Missouri. It depicts Cher and her band performing a concert for the ship's crew. Just saying, I'd rather have a sexy woman wearing a net dress marching on my pixel ship in the port, instead. Or topless Erika Eleniak. She was in the movie too. Am I really asking too much!? 😂😂😂 Only if I'd had the ship at all. 😂❤
Reportedly that caused quite a controversy at the time due to Cher’s outfit and from veterans groups because it was aboard the Missouri (scene of the Japanese armistice etc). The secretary of the navy thought about sacking the captain (though didn’t in the end) but the navy refused to allow any other music videos be filmed aboard commissioned vessels.
And it was in Battleship. The movie is guilty pleasure of mine, but the scene where heroes put the Mighty Mo back into service set to AC/DC's Thunderstruck was legitimately cool.
Its actually been a while since ive seen any wows content and i just came across your channel again through this video. Im so glad you're still doing this series, there's always such a calming yet entertaining presence you have, which makes these videos perfect for when I'm studying lol.
174 shot down planes , I admit at the first I though he will get 57-70 planes , borring ... but hell 174 planes , my random record is 80 on Salem , mine ranked record is 96 in Druid , but 174 ... and yet he plays with AA build is handy on that kind of games , but 8/10 battles is jusy waste of commander skill ... but other thing that is impressive , 143k dmg and 4.6mil credits ! , that is DAMN , my best earning game on Musashi was 312k dmg with 320% bonus = 3.1 mil , so yes that was very unique battle .
15:40 Actually Jingles I think the current chances of that are zero, since Steven Seagal is currently in Russia and somewhat unlikely to return to US soil any time soon... 🤣
Not sure if this counts as a Seagal story, but when I was learning martial arts one of the first things I was taught was self defense. As part of that us students were shown various holds that might be used against us, then taught how to defend against and escape from those holds. One of the holds was developed by Steven Seagal, who claims it's impossible to escape. We were shown it... then immediately taught how to escape it. Wasn't even that difficult, we didn't even linger on it for that long. Apparently though in many of Seagal's movies he can be seen employing this hold, if you ever see him grabbing someone's arm, locking the elbow and wrapping his own arm around it, that's his inescapable hold. So inescapable that highly trained martial artists have to spend all of five minutes being told how to escape it.
I'm glad someone brought that fact up, I thought it was funny Jingles went from talking about USS Missouri and Under Seige and then talk about the USS Alabama.
Never mind taking the piss out of Seagal, Jingles. Taking the piss out of him is always worthwhile. Besides all of his movies are great comedies (only a tragedy that the lead actor think they are action movies)
I once shot down like 72 aircraft in my Izumo, though that was right at the start of the CV rework. There was a Lexington and a Midway targeting me, and I had to dance around their aircraft basically the entire game. I managed to catch the Midway behind an island very close to where I was dancing, and I finished him off. I never managed to shoot down this many aircraft afterwards, lol.
I'm surprised with all the 'belt' armour that Steven Segal now has, that anything could citadel him, even the Mighty Yamato! It's just as well we now have widescreen cos SS wouldn't fit on the 'old' ratio screens any more. Also, hasn't he moved up further to his goal of becoming the 'Worlds Greatest Douche', by licking Vladimir 'I'm a Batshit Crazy Murderer' Putins boots, to the point he now has Russian citizenship?
Hell, Jingles, I can hardly imagine the face you would make if you were at Comic-Con and you saw Seagal Jabba-ing his way up to you for your autograph...
Greetings and salutations, thanks for another great video! I always learn so many new facts and in a manner that I find effortlessly entertaining as well. Hope all is well at uni.
This is fine. Most of us enjoy listing to Jingles, because, unlike Steven Segal, Jinglels voice is a pleasure to listen to, and highly amusing. So any video where Jingles goes off tangent and just talks about stuff is time we’ll spent. I never got the Steven Segal voiceovers, must have been too late. But it’s fine, I now have the best voiceover captain in the game anyway. It’s the one who keeps mistaking different ship classes 😉
I stopped playing carriers post rework for the most part. Pre-rework I loved playing as and against carriers because of the chance that you could have a carrier secondary off if you both ran out of planes.
That Missouri game reminded me of my NorCal games in the Concealed Maneuvers testing... Almost guaranteed double CV games, with a full AA spec NorCal. Lots of fun.
I just read a book about a Japanese naval captain and I thought man maybe I'll play a few games of wows so I can look at all the ships I just read about and when I took out my yammi wows felt literally like I was in operation Ten-Go with all the damn air strikes and being focused by 2 carries while trying to doge torps from 2 subs. Great experience 👍
This video should be called "The Steven Seagal Slaughter". I'd also accept "Slapstick Steven Seagal Slander". Well deserved for Seagal, tho since he is an utter slapstick actor!.
Anyone and everyone here should see the skit CorridorCrew did about the Seagull The way they pissed on everything that is S. Seagull was absolutely spectacular! 15:40 There is zero chance Seagal would show up.. not only would it require him standing up, but also getting on a plane and flying there from uzzia.
A fellow I knew well, worked in the Film industry was excited to soon be working on set where David Carradine was starring. This fellow loved D.C. in the 1980's Kung Fu TV series and actually started practicing a Kung Fu because of that show years earlier. Few weeks go by, he invites me and a few others over for a weekend afternoon brunch party. He's in the kitchen busy getting food ready and chipper as can be. But he isn't saying anything about his work lately, which he was so hyped to start. So I asked, "How's it going on set with David Carradine?" He lost his smile and gave me a dead stare and said, "David Carradine is drunk asshole." and that was all he had to say about that and that set work was not mentioned again. Never meet your hero's, you will only be disappointed.
17:53 I am starting to understand why this Missouri replay was featured. How many plane kills is he going to get? On another note I'm going to have to look up some Steven Seagul and this Saturday Night episode.
Kaga is tier 8 on paper but it has tier 6 planes on deck, no wonder a tier 9 AA from a battleship can shoot so many of them plus that other stuff too. He was basically spoon fed I say.
the displayed skill/gameplay converges perfectly with mighty jingles himself technically bad performance (showing broadside at the very first opportunity or mixing up ship names, classes, calibres etc etc - while being a professional youtuber/streamer) yet rather entertaining/likeable
What I noticed most about the second game - was that, did the player not know what the right mouse button was for to stop his guns from constantly moving as he turned the ship now and then, and so had to reline the main armament again and again to shoot? He also missed using the O key when his health was getting low, too, allowing more torps and bomber to get through to him . . . And as for the film Under Siege back then - my main memories of the film were not of any acting roles, Jingo - but of Elena Eleniak's lovely bare boobs bouncing around quite beautifully . . . lol . . .
The one Seagal story I remember was a story by Tom Arnold from "Exit Wounds", the scene on the houseboat. Seagal didn't listen to the director direction, he said he was going out this one door and it's the take in the movie; did his lines and walk through the door and off the side of the House into the water. With the game, was very close to getting the Might Mo but it was removed just before I could afford it. Felt Seagal was giving a very wooden performance, that was just from the game clips I saw at the time. On a related note, around the same time I got my HMS Thunderer and there was only one Captain to take helm, with his lively and very british command style, Admiral Jingles handing out a paddling to those flat boardsides lol.
I know everyone is talking about the Steven Seagal rant, but can we please stop for a moment to appreciate Jingles' comment about Gneisannau? "The only way that thing is getting any hits is if someone dies and leaves them to it in his will." 😂😂😂
As a resident of Louisiana, I like to joke with people who have never been here by asking, "Which of these isn't true: our daiquiri shops have a drive-thru lane, or Steven Seagal is a police officer in our state?" No one ever picks Seagal as true. They really lose their shit when they find out BOTH are true.
Not only do we get two battles today, we also get to dunk on Steven Seagal. Jingles is our secret Santa!🎅 Jingles: "There's a non zero chance that you could go to Louisiana start a fight in a bar and be arrested by Steven Seagal." Me: "Or his stunt double!"😅
Back in the 1980's I went out with a woman who was just enthralled with Steven Seagal. So I saw a lot of his films that I wouldn't have otherwise. I think she eventually grew out of it, but we parted ways a long time ago.
Erica Elniak says, "The safest place on this entire ship is right behind him!" That has to be one of the great movie lines of all time - even if it is in reference to a Segal character.
Well Jingles. I have you on my Belfast 1943 and your voice overs are epic I chuckle more than once a game we you speak 😂 Consider starting a voice over career brother. Cheers from Canada
I am 100% here for any and all rants about Steven Segal. The man's a gold mine of unintentional hilarity (and also some very unfunny and likely credible accusations of predatory behavior)
Jingles: "we'll be cutting it down and focusing on the interesting bits"
Also Jingles: Not cutting it down because his Seagal commentary became the interesting bit :D
Worth it. Every second. Seagal deserves every bit of humiliation that comes his way. Every. Single. Bit.
And with Jingles doing it. It's even BETTER. LMAO!! 🤣
It allowed me to eat 6 passionfruit.
Unfathomably based.
bro has a personal vendetta against steven seagal
Steven Seagal claimed (and I believe continues to claim) that he's immune to being choked unconscious. Gene LeBell was working as a stunt coordinator on one of Seagal's films and challenged him on this. Seagal was almost immediately put into a choke and allegedly left a sticky pungent surprise in his own pants.
Yes, this is my fav Seagal story, I was going to post it myself but now I don't have to! Thanks for beating me to it.
Bobby Fingers here on UA-cam did an absolutely hilarious commentary about this while crafting a diorama commemorating this event, I cannot recommend it enough
Perhaps nowadays this claim can be true. A 14" later of fat around the entirety of his neck starting at his traps extending to his lobula part of his ear may be his best defense yet.
yeah judo Gene is no joke he wore a pink gi because he threw a red shirt in the wash and became probably the best american judo practitioner in history with it. Basically what Dale Dye is to war movies Gene is for martial arts.
Gee, thanks, Markius, for that visual. I really don't want to think about sticky pungent stuff from Steven Seagal considering his latest photos. Bleah.
I always remeber a tv magazine in the uk once had a caption for one of his movies as something on the lines of "Steven Segal nearly won a best actor in this movie but lost out to a wooden door and a table"
Brilliant!
There are three bright points in "Under Siege":
1) Tommy Lee Jones' acting
2) Gary Busey's acting
3) Erika Eleniak's dancing ;)
3) I liked most .
And Erika Eleniak's rack. I mean, sweet Jesus.
Tommy Lee Jones looks like he is having an absolute blast in that film. Just full, scene-chewing, larger-than-life, panto-villain mode. He acts Segal off the screen twice over, it's hilarious.
Tommy Lee Jones should had an Oscar for that performance!
Don't forget Dale Dye being iconic as.....Dale Dye.
Steven Segal is one of the few people that makes Jean Claude Van Damme (the other incomprehensible 80's action movie actor) look like a decent actor. Not only that, Segal constantly challenged Van Damme to fights until Van Damme got so fed up he called Segal's bluff and Segal ran away, saying Van Damme was too strong.
Also JCVD is (apparently) a decent human being. Quite refreshing compared to Segal.
Wel, tbh, if you watched JCVD or a Seagal movie for the story I would like to sell you a bridge.
I have one word, "cantana"
@@TallulahSoie😂
Steven seagal was the biggest p**** in Hollywood back in the day. There's a reason why he lives in Russian now instead of in the United States. It's because here in the US we can see through his bulshit, while in Russia they still believe in fairytales
This was probably my best game ever and I love my Missouri!! It is nice that it allowed me to make it to Jingles!!!
hey dude, get that Canucklehead flag off our beloved ship! lol (jk, sort of).
275 airplanes shoot down by your team... FUN for everyone yeahhh 😅
@@mudman619 Sorry that is not going to happen.. It makes it look even better!!!
Over 60k xp wow. Guessing you're a huge whale to spend doubs to get that xp off her.
Love the Canada flag man
Seagals later movies are absolutely hilarious, I have no idea which one was it, they all have extremely generic names, but he literally kills every single villain while sitting down in that movie. There are fights in the movie but as those are stunt guys, they can't defeat the villains because that's the one thing he must do every time himself. And there are several such villains so by the third one you know what is going to happen just because Seagal sits down on a couch. It starts with an incredibly long and boring dialogue and in the end Steven pulls out a gun and shoots the guy. Then a stunt guy stands up from the couch, walks to a car, it cuts to Seagal in a horrible rear projected scene as he drives around to find another villain to kill.
Also his hair is painted on.
17:06 This is what I most miss about old Missouri. Prior to carrier rework, Missouri AA was basically a no-flight zone. Extremely easy to earn Clear Skies achievements if you spec it for AA.
Oh yes, ESPECIALLY when you spec it full AA. Midways see that and they're like "NOPE."
I feel like this was a lot of ships though 😂, go back 2-3 years and jingles used to say when describing a ship. "back before the carrier rework, this was a no fly zone period"
Wonder why you don't hear that anymore 🤔😂😂
the carrier rework is still the worst decision ever made
@@GelatinCoffee For one, a lot of ships featured nowadays didn't exist before carrier rework? But seriously, AA speced Missouri had AA rating of 97. Only some TX cruisers had stronger AA.
I miss RTS CVs even though I hate CVs in general. N. Carolina AA is nothing to scoff at, the Atlanta was an absolute DEMON that even Essex CVs would avoid it like the damn plague. Oh, the USS Texas... miss that.
"Don't worry. it's going to be worth it.... In the mean time: Lets talk some more shit about Steven Segal. I'm actually enjoying this, this is great!"🤣
I recall an old, pre-rework game in an Atlanta on this channel showcasing a guy who sat behind an island for most of the game, depleting entire squadrons that some stubborn soul in a carrier was throwing at him. Patrol fighters dropped overhead every time, every aircraft on the ship thrown at a lone light cruiser, and he took all of 'em down. If he didn't get over 200 aircraft kills, he definitely got close.
Link?
I'm remembering something like that too. I'm thinking that it might have been Circonflex or Flambass.
I remember that, lol, it was very funny - & if recall correctly, the Atlanta was talking trash to the cv player in chat & the cv player was getting really pissed, which made it funnier
Almost sounds like this pre-cv rework vid by Yuzral, but its not that many shot down. still funny.. ua-cam.com/video/2WXBIKVgzvY/v-deo.html
I think this might be the video you are thinking about: ua-cam.com/video/G4UbYwKhyhk/v-deo.html
It is titled 'He who laughs last' and the Atlanta had quite the day against those carrier planes.
I was hunting for this video for a while, takes a fair bit of time to go through a few hundred WOWS videos.
that steven seagal rant is legendary XD
Thank you jingles, you have truly been a molding influence on my development into adulthood, helped to foster my love of history and naval combat. Through the years ive made friends and family from these games and its genuinely all thanks to you. Since i was a 12 year old nerdy kid who thought i was isolated from my peers in my interests and hobbies, to nowadays as an adult exploring the history sites and memorials youve covered over the years. Thank you from the bottom of my heart and I hope you find some joy knowing youve been an amazing influence on many young adults.
Watching the Missouri, flying the Canadian flag, sail through waves of naval stikes and unleashing lead was straight ASMR. I had tingles all up and down my spine.
Prinz Heinrich: Hey, I'll do the stupidest thing possible here!
All the guys from the enemy team: Hold our beers.
Really. They are all going full yolo-derp.
Im glad someone seems to understand my hatred of Steven Segal. Ever since I was a young dwarf, I thought "wow, this person can't act for shit" and everything aboit his being just irritates me because no one else I've met seems to realize just how massive that bag of crap really is. Thank you Jingles. I feel vindicated.
Oh also the rest of the video was good too I guess
I'm with you!
Jingles chuckles could make global thermonuclear war sound entertaining.
Swear to god, I would absolutely love to hear Jingles give another long, impromptu rant about steven seagal or whoever has earned his ire that day, any day of the week.
He's really good at it.
If Jingles is anything like me he will have 3-5/6 per day to lay into, and most will not be the absolute DICK that Seagal was, ( We are past continued punishment LOL ) but it is a fact many who are still with us are not that far behind him, but most will not follow that close nor have feet that big or clumsy, I have learned that jingles can run most over the side, and even talk a few into demonstrating what it looks like to be ' Keelhauled ' just to say " Look what I did after hearing what Jingles had to say ? " LOL
Cool thing about this map. I’ve actually been to one of the islands in it. Well two on the same trip. The two little islands in C8. Beautiful island.
Fun fact: The Dupliex is actually a *heavy* cruiser. But since it’s a French CA that isn’t the Algerie, that means it has armour that even an Omaha would balk at 😂
Oh, is that what that sunk friendly carrier was whining about?
Fun fact about Under Siege, a fair bit of the movie was filmed aboard USS Alabama, and if you go to the ship today most of the shells you see behind the glass are foam replicas made for the movie. Learned this while volunteering to help restore the ship while stationed in Pensacola.
Steven Seagal's Wikipedia page reads like a rap sheet. He once drove a tank through his ex-wife's house.
And yes he's still allowed to be a cop. Americans!
@@jamescocking7061 History of domestic abuse and willing to use force unnecessarily? That's on the job vacancy to be a cop in the US, right? Along with how many dogs you have already shot.
@@jamescocking7061he is not a cop anymore. He was forced to resign several years ago after one of the women he sexually abused filed charges and the TV show that followed him around was cancelled.
There are two main reasons why Under Siege was good. Both of them happened during the cake scene 🤣
You forget three and four Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. And Five is that Segal wasn't a full Gary Stu yet. He needed other people help him out in this one.
@@emberfist8347 Thanks for reminding me.
I say 3, when the Captain said that they were caught in the act, and that when it was time he would be in his cabin " Engrossed in a novel " was #1. #2 was when she was roused from being drugged into a " What the FUCK did I get talked into ? ". #3 is when it is clear that 5the safest place is right behind Rybek and a few real asskickers.
segal used to have a place in Montana close to where i live. i installed carpet in his house. he has no personality other than "I'm better than everyone else". the town he lived close to was about 2-3 thousand people and has one main street going though it with shops for about 5-6 blocks. he would come to town in a black suburban with blackout windows and there was a second black suburban in the convoy, both full of armed security guards. he needed them for protection from the local fisherman and tourist, i guess. he would get out and strut down the sidewalk with both SUVs following along holding up traffic. none of the locals liked him in anyway, he was just an arrogant ass that needed attention, he generally never went into the stores to buy anything, just needed to be seen.
for a quick comparison, Mel Gibson lived in another similar small town here and the people there liked him. he would talk to people like they were old friends and laugh and tell stories with the people in the bars. no security, no BS, just an actor living an everyday average person's life.
Jingles, did you really think we wouldn't comment on the name of that Sinop player in the second battle?
The Academy gives thanks Hugh_Jasul for being a proper sport and good natured fellow.
Fun fact for everyone that wants to annoy Steven Seagal: His surname is actually supposed to be pronounced as SEAGULL. As, according to an interview, he used to pronounce it this way, until he was inspired by a Chagall art exhibit and changed it to sound less Jewish.
Which is why I now only pronounce his name as seagull, because I know it would annoy him.
Fellow miners, I have a problem. If, hypothetically, someone were to take a break from the Salt Mines to watch a Jingles video during work hours, to what extent would our Overlordliness let that slide?
Asking for a friend, of course.
Breaks are only permissible _in order to_ watch a Jingles video. Ours is a harsh but fair lord.
Consider that his lunchbreak . Only and only because he is watching our great leaders propaganda videos! Of coarse now he has to work non stop for the rest of his shift! Otherwise he may find himself mining salt with no pike but his bare hands.
So tell your friend to be careful!
You will be allowed, because the only breaks permissible is if you'll watch a Jingles Video
You are permitted to watch Jingles videos. But if you are subscribed AND like the video it counts as overtime...
Would be bad. At least triple shifts with no food and break, in addition some corporeal punishment.
What makes those aircraft kills more amazing, is if you know how many aircraft those Carriers actually held at max capacity.. to put it simply, he almost deplaned 3 carriers worth of planes.
Aaaaaannnnnnnnd......Watch Jingles' inbox be flooded with replays where players massacre entire enemy air fleets🤣
Lmao
The German tech tree Depth bomber plane (Tiers V-VII) is the BV-138, its a trimotorseaplane that is capable for maritime patrols, and surprisingly has 2 or 1 depth bombs carried in it.
The Steven Seagal impression on South Park was hilarious! EDIT : I remember when the AA of ships like the Misouri and my Yamato where feared by all carriers. Those where the times. WoWs vets will know.
One of the best narrations of an actor ever. 😂 Battle is just a cherry on the sundae. Jingles should open all future Wows videos with a Steven Seagal fun fact. These fun facts had me in tears. Thank you Jingles, I needed the laugh.
Also the music video for "If I Could Turn Back Time", directed by American television director Marty Callner, takes place on board the battleship USS Missouri. It depicts Cher and her band performing a concert for the ship's crew.
Just saying, I'd rather have a sexy woman wearing a net dress marching on my pixel ship in the port, instead.
Or topless Erika Eleniak. She was in the movie too.
Am I really asking too much!? 😂😂😂
Only if I'd had the ship at all. 😂❤
Reportedly that caused quite a controversy at the time due to Cher’s outfit and from veterans groups because it was aboard the Missouri (scene of the Japanese armistice etc). The secretary of the navy thought about sacking the captain (though didn’t in the end) but the navy refused to allow any other music videos be filmed aboard commissioned vessels.
And it was in Battleship. The movie is guilty pleasure of mine, but the scene where heroes put the Mighty Mo back into service set to AC/DC's Thunderstruck was legitimately cool.
@@emberfist8347 😂😂
Yes, 2 minutes, personal best, love you jingles, never change
LOL, I saw that dog pile while i was in the Navy in Italy, the entire theatre laughed our double snakes off
20 Seconds New personal best. Love your work Jingles, you make making dinner enjoyable.
7:08 If the gnome lord wants to see teama being reduced to 0 points, the mine peons will deliver.
Always happy to see the gnome lord happy.
Its actually been a while since ive seen any wows content and i just came across your channel again through this video. Im so glad you're still doing this series, there's always such a calming yet entertaining presence you have, which makes these videos perfect for when I'm studying lol.
The first battle was better called as a massive seal clubbing with that colossal paddling
174 shot down planes , I admit at the first I though he will get 57-70 planes , borring ... but hell 174 planes , my random record is 80 on Salem , mine ranked record is 96 in Druid , but 174 ... and yet he plays with AA build is handy on that kind of games , but 8/10 battles is jusy waste of commander skill ... but other thing that is impressive , 143k dmg and 4.6mil credits ! , that is DAMN , my best earning game on Musashi was 312k dmg with 320% bonus = 3.1 mil , so yes that was very unique battle .
I would love to see Jingles talk shit of other actors. This ep. was great!
To out myself here: I liked the voiceover in wows of seagal. Best thing he ever did. But Cappy is for sure the best voiceover in wows ever.
15:40 Actually Jingles I think the current chances of that are zero, since Steven Seagal is currently in Russia and somewhat unlikely to return to US soil any time soon... 🤣
Given the long list of legal issues he would face if he returned to the US, I think it's highly unlikely he would ever even attempt to come back.
Licking Putins Ass
Not sure if this counts as a Seagal story, but when I was learning martial arts one of the first things I was taught was self defense. As part of that us students were shown various holds that might be used against us, then taught how to defend against and escape from those holds. One of the holds was developed by Steven Seagal, who claims it's impossible to escape. We were shown it... then immediately taught how to escape it. Wasn't even that difficult, we didn't even linger on it for that long.
Apparently though in many of Seagal's movies he can be seen employing this hold, if you ever see him grabbing someone's arm, locking the elbow and wrapping his own arm around it, that's his inescapable hold. So inescapable that highly trained martial artists have to spend all of five minutes being told how to escape it.
One interesting factoid of Under Siege is that while the movie is set on USS Missouri, the filming location was actually USS Alabama (BB-60).
I'm glad someone brought that fact up, I thought it was funny Jingles went from talking about USS Missouri and Under Seige and then talk about the USS Alabama.
Never mind taking the piss out of Seagal, Jingles. Taking the piss out of him is always worthwhile. Besides all of his movies are great comedies (only a tragedy that the lead actor think they are action movies)
I once shot down like 72 aircraft in my Izumo, though that was right at the start of the CV rework. There was a Lexington and a Midway targeting me, and I had to dance around their aircraft basically the entire game. I managed to catch the Midway behind an island very close to where I was dancing, and I finished him off. I never managed to shoot down this many aircraft afterwards, lol.
That was one of the most satisfying Jingle vids in a long time... and all his vids are tasty as is. Thank you for the AA massacre of 2023
Steven Seagal got citadeled by Jingles so many times.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, but oof.
I'm surprised with all the 'belt' armour that Steven Segal now has, that anything could citadel him, even the Mighty Yamato! It's just as well we now have widescreen cos SS wouldn't fit on the 'old' ratio screens any more. Also, hasn't he moved up further to his goal of becoming the 'Worlds Greatest Douche', by licking Vladimir 'I'm a Batshit Crazy Murderer' Putins boots, to the point he now has Russian citizenship?
Dont worry Jingles Story time with you is always the best.
Love the Steven Segal bash in this video. Now I'm on my way to go and find the video you recommended.
The way the Mo’s guns lit up when the cyclone rolled in looked awesome. City of lights
Hell, Jingles, I can hardly imagine the face you would make if you were at Comic-Con and you saw Seagal Jabba-ing his way up to you for your autograph...
Thanks for your hard work, 😅 it's a great experience listening to your honest opinion.
I now know what I’m watching after this, thanks Jingles.
He’s also now an OFFICIAL Citizen of the Russian Federation
The WOWS Missouri had or still has another easter egg. In harbor it has the table where the japanese forces surrendered on the starboard upperdeck.
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Genuinely first time I noticed the dolphins, love those little details
Greetings and salutations, thanks for another great video! I always learn so many new facts and in a manner that I find effortlessly entertaining as well. Hope all is well at uni.
This is fine. Most of us enjoy listing to Jingles, because, unlike Steven Segal, Jinglels voice is a pleasure to listen to, and highly amusing.
So any video where Jingles goes off tangent and just talks about stuff is time we’ll spent.
I never got the Steven Segal voiceovers, must have been too late.
But it’s fine, I now have the best voiceover captain in the game anyway.
It’s the one who keeps mistaking different ship classes 😉
I’ll be watching this 8 hours from now. Since I have to go in for work here in about 10 minutes. Just chilling in the parking lot, yay 5 AM work.
I stopped playing carriers post rework for the most part. Pre-rework I loved playing as and against carriers because of the chance that you could have a carrier secondary off if you both ran out of planes.
I see. I click
Simple as
I like. I subscribe. I have no idea where I’m going with this.
That Missouri game reminded me of my NorCal games in the Concealed Maneuvers testing...
Almost guaranteed double CV games, with a full AA spec NorCal. Lots of fun.
I just read a book about a Japanese naval captain and I thought man maybe I'll play a few games of wows so I can look at all the ships I just read about and when I took out my yammi wows felt literally like I was in operation Ten-Go with all the damn air strikes and being focused by 2 carries while trying to doge torps from 2 subs. Great experience 👍
This video should be called "The Steven Seagal Slaughter". I'd also accept "Slapstick Steven Seagal Slander". Well deserved for Seagal, tho since he is an utter slapstick actor!.
Mate, we are here because your ramble, and a Seagal rant makes it Gold Star episode 😂😂🤣🤣
Under Siege was set on the Mo but filmed on the Alabama.
Now you did it Jingles. Everyone is going to send you replays of record aircraft kills.
Came for World of Warships and stayed for Steven Seagull.
Didn't know this was Sensei Seagulls tribute. Love it.
Anyone and everyone here should see the skit CorridorCrew did about the Seagull
The way they pissed on everything that is S. Seagull was absolutely spectacular!
15:40 There is zero chance Seagal would show up.. not only would it require him standing up, but also getting on a plane and flying there from uzzia.
I like the double feature and especially the Seagall shit talking, lol.
Under 1 minute crowd, reporting in
Came for the tanks, stayed for the laughs, Segal bashing is just the icing on the cake..
Tuned into the vid for a warship brawl, and got to listen to Steven Segal rant. It's a good day. WOW! Best I ever did was 54 in the Easter Goat Land.
A fellow I knew well, worked in the Film industry was excited to soon be working on set where David Carradine was starring. This fellow loved D.C. in the 1980's Kung Fu TV series and actually started practicing a Kung Fu because of that show years earlier.
Few weeks go by, he invites me and a few others over for a weekend afternoon brunch party. He's in the kitchen busy getting food ready and chipper as can be. But he isn't saying anything about his work lately, which he was so hyped to start. So I asked, "How's it going on set with David Carradine?" He lost his smile and gave me a dead stare and said, "David Carradine is drunk asshole." and that was all he had to say about that and that set work was not mentioned again.
Never meet your hero's, you will only be disappointed.
17:53 I am starting to understand why this Missouri replay was featured. How many plane kills is he going to get? On another note I'm going to have to look up some Steven Seagul and this Saturday Night episode.
Sir! You are the best Rear Admiral Jingles, I hope you are having a great one Sir!
"I was going to cut all of this out but then i woldn't have been able to talk shit about Steven Segal" THANK YOU JINGLES!
Shittin' on Segal. That's a thumbs up & a Gold Star right there my friend 😁
Kaga is tier 8 on paper but it has tier 6 planes on deck, no wonder a tier 9 AA from a battleship can shoot so many of them plus that other stuff too. He was basically spoon fed I say.
Thank you for the educational documentary about Steven Seagal. Lol
the displayed skill/gameplay converges perfectly with mighty jingles himself
technically bad performance (showing broadside at the very first opportunity
or mixing up ship names, classes, calibres etc etc - while being a professional youtuber/streamer)
yet rather entertaining/likeable
The spitroasting of Steven Seagal was the best part of this video lmao.
That first battle was a spanking of epic proportions
What I noticed most about the second game - was that, did the player not know what the right mouse button was for to stop his guns from constantly moving as he turned the ship now and then, and so had to reline the main armament again and again to shoot? He also missed using the O key when his health was getting low, too, allowing more torps and bomber to get through to him . . . And as for the film Under Siege back then - my main memories of the film were not of any acting roles, Jingo - but of Elena Eleniak's lovely bare boobs bouncing around quite beautifully . . . lol . . .
One of the reasons the sequel couldn't live up to the original.
The one Seagal story I remember was a story by Tom Arnold from "Exit Wounds", the scene on the houseboat. Seagal didn't listen to the director direction, he said he was going out this one door and it's the take in the movie; did his lines and walk through the door and off the side of the House into the water.
With the game, was very close to getting the Might Mo but it was removed just before I could afford it. Felt Seagal was giving a very wooden performance, that was just from the game clips I saw at the time. On a related note, around the same time I got my HMS Thunderer and there was only one Captain to take helm, with his lively and very british command style, Admiral Jingles handing out a paddling to those flat boardsides lol.
Our Mighty Gnome Overlord is the World's Best World of Warships Captain..
I know everyone is talking about the Steven Seagal rant, but can we please stop for a moment to appreciate Jingles' comment about Gneisannau? "The only way that thing is getting any hits is if someone dies and leaves them to it in his will." 😂😂😂
As a resident of Louisiana, I like to joke with people who have never been here by asking, "Which of these isn't true: our daiquiri shops have a drive-thru lane, or Steven Seagal is a police officer in our state?" No one ever picks Seagal as true. They really lose their shit when they find out BOTH are true.
Not only do we get two battles today, we also get to dunk on Steven Seagal. Jingles is our secret Santa!🎅
Jingles: "There's a non zero chance that you could go to Louisiana start a fight in a bar and be arrested by Steven Seagal."
Me: "Or his stunt double!"😅
Putin would have to fly him in.
Ol' Sifu knows better than to show his ugly mug around Louisiana these days. That's what being Putin's biyotch gets you.
Back in the 1980's I went out with a woman who was just enthralled with Steven Seagal. So I saw a lot of his films that I wouldn't have otherwise. I think she eventually grew out of it, but we parted ways a long time ago.
ole tommy buns getting the love from jingles! would love to see you and Sugura do a podcast it would be a riot!
Solid few minutes of talking shit about Steven "seated karate master" Seagal. I'm here for it
Erica Elniak says, "The safest place on this entire ship is right behind him!" That has to be one of the great movie lines of all time - even if it is in reference to a Segal character.
Wake up babe. New Jingles upload!
Jingles, I don't even play this, never have.
That said I love your video's, your explanation, but most of all its that Chuckle of yours. :D
You sir have earned yourself a subscription on your Segal stance alone 😂 You made me genuinely belly laugh at your retelling of his idiocy
Came for the internet boat fights. Stayed for the Steven Seagal dis-track.
Jingles says, "You hardly ever see teams being reduced to zero points." His audience says, "Hold our beers, old man!" 😂
Well Jingles. I have you on my Belfast 1943 and your voice overs are epic I chuckle more than once a game we you speak 😂 Consider starting a voice over career brother. Cheers from Canada
I am 100% here for any and all rants about Steven Segal. The man's a gold mine of unintentional hilarity (and also some very unfunny and likely credible accusations of predatory behavior)