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  • @ChessSimp
    @ChessSimp  6 днів тому +13

    Click this link sponsr.is/bootdev_ChessSimp and use my code CHESSSIMP to get 25% off your first payment for boot.dev.
    That’s 25% off your first month or your first year, depending on the subscription you choose.

    • @Zenyx64
      @Zenyx64 4 дні тому +4

      It's awesome that you're getting sponsors. Normally I'd try to ratio a sponsor comment, but with you I'm straight up just happy for you.

  • @overwalk
    @overwalk 4 дні тому +458

    Started like a gigachad. Finished like a coward. Perfectly balanced

  • @Jetz72
    @Jetz72 4 дні тому +294

    2:14 - Ah yes, rookie programmer mistake right here, using one of those backwards monitors that has the base attached right through the middle of the screen and is facing the wrong way.

    • @littleladlarry
      @littleladlarry 4 дні тому +21

      That is an absurd image how tf did I not see that

    • @ivandardi
      @ivandardi 4 дні тому +113

      Nah, he's just a backend developer.

    • @RycoonGalloy
      @RycoonGalloy 4 дні тому +6

      it's a transparent screen

    • @RRRR-jr1gp
      @RRRR-jr1gp 4 дні тому +15

      @@littleladlarry AI

    • @sysjkb
      @sysjkb 4 дні тому +6

      @@ivandardi You are the hero of this comments section.

  • @robertoallegra
    @robertoallegra 4 дні тому +155

    "This guy is blundering his queen throughout the entire game" ... [one minute later] ... "This guy is very strong"

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 4 дні тому +13

      The opponent was strong because the selected files kneecapped Simp's strategies.

  • @gloweye
    @gloweye 4 дні тому +72

    But Simp, I don't need any coding knowledge to backseat your code. This is the internet, backseaters don't need to have any knowledge. They tend not to, anyways, in my experience.

    • @Dragoonking17
      @Dragoonking17 4 дні тому +20

      I have no idea what you're talking about.
      Anyway, that code is stupid. Why did he tell the program to "print" the file? Of course it takes a while for the program to connect to the printer and print the file on a piece of paper. That's why he wasn't able to finish the game in time. I would have written "show".
      Also, "import"? Seriously?! Does he know how long it takes to import something? No matter the country it's coming from, it takes a while. Just write "get" instead. Then you already have it and don't have to wait for it. Also cheaper because of missing taxes.
      Simp is a decent chess player. But when it comes to coding, he still needs to learn a lot about optimization.

    • @sheriffcraft7673
      @sheriffcraft7673 4 дні тому

      ​@@Dragoonking17 yeah, he could have just put "tellme.whenineedit" and the program would out loud speak the file whenever he needed. He would've saved so much time!

    • @Rainbro359
      @Rainbro359 3 дні тому +4

      The random library is overcomplicated, anyway. Whenever you need a random number, just use 4. I got it just now with a fair dice roll, guaranteed to be a random number. Can't vouch for the others though

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@Dragoonking17 I did that on a programming olympiad once - output the answer to "prn" (that was the DOS way of printing) instead of writing it on the screen. 😄

  • @rohan1864
    @rohan1864 4 дні тому +90

    Sneaky edition: make the code such that the same file could be picked by the program multiple times because the challange's wording didn't specify that it shouldn't

    • @ooker777
      @ooker777 4 дні тому +1

      He explains why that couldn't happen at the beginning of the video

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 4 дні тому +20

      @@ooker777 no lol? he makes an intermission mid-video to point it out, that's all. it COULD happen with that code. it either fortunately didn't or he rolled the program again when it did until it gave him a new result. weird comment.

    • @ooker777
      @ooker777 4 дні тому +1

      @@rohan1864 I'm not sure what intermission you are talking at. I'm talking of the sentence he says to introduce to the ad

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 3 дні тому +7

      @@ooker777 I'm talking about the same thing, the sponsor break. But in that exact sentence he says that it COULD happen xddd dude seriously. First of all it could, I understand this very simple code and basic combinatorics, second of all he confirms that it does, not denies it.

    • @urinalpatty5386
      @urinalpatty5386 3 дні тому

      @@ooker777 There is nothing in that code that removes the randomly selected file

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock 4 дні тому +143

    He didn't say good morning, good evening or good night
    Very rude

    • @stunthead
      @stunthead 4 дні тому +16

      That blunders a manners

    • @Flechashe
      @Flechashe 4 дні тому +12

      That blunders the etiquette

    • @choiie
      @choiie 4 дні тому +10

      Wrong series bro, that is the beloved duck chess speed run 🦆

    • @DarkGope
      @DarkGope 4 дні тому

      In case he doesn't see us

    • @morosepapaya
      @morosepapaya 3 дні тому

      Simp isn't Truman confirmed

  • @kakahass8845
    @kakahass8845 4 дні тому +16

    I love how he created an elaborate excuse for his hand moving faster than his brain.

  • @WonkieNJ
    @WonkieNJ 4 дні тому +28

    Ah, the opening transposed into the sponsored segment gambit

    • @bartolhrg7609
      @bartolhrg7609 19 годин тому

      Unfortunately it blunders a viewer |(jk, I don't mind ads)|

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 4 дні тому +18

    Every 5 moves is gonna be absolutely impossible. After the first few files are removed everything will grind to a halt and you won't make much progress as the remaining files are rapidly killed off.

    • @aleksandraleshintsev6139
      @aleksandraleshintsev6139 4 дні тому +2

      I think it's a matter of luck. If random blocked A and G files by move 10, Simp would destroy his opponent with his minor pieces at the center. There was no need of the rooks

  • @oussama7132
    @oussama7132 4 дні тому +20

    python is too slow, it wastes your chess clock time

    • @VioletRM
      @VioletRM 3 дні тому +1

      thats right. handwritten assembly or bust

    • @aaronbredon2948
      @aaronbredon2948 3 дні тому +2

      The very act of switching attention between chess and the program of orders of magnitude slower than the microseconds that running a Python program takes.
      Seriously, there is almost no task that Python is slow enough to be noticeably slower than the fastest possible code. The moment your program needs to access storage, networking, or output, the delay is several to many orders of magnitude greater than the ENTIRE python inefficiency.
      Even the variation in time it takes to hit one keyboard key eclipses any inefficiency on any computer made in the last 25 years.

    • @Rainbro359
      @Rainbro359 3 дні тому

      ​@@aaronbredon2948No, Python is just really slow

    • @OffensiveJanitor
      @OffensiveJanitor 3 дні тому +2

      ​@@VioletRMAssembly's too bloated. He should rather manually write zeros and ones into an exe file for the most optimal performance

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@OffensiveJanitor What exe file? Nothing is more bloated than this Microsoft crap. Oh, and playing from the browser. Have you seen how much RAM those things use? And those stupid human hands, taking entire seconds to move the mouse. Ridiculous!

  • @user-zj9rr6yc4u
    @user-zj9rr6yc4u 4 дні тому +7

    The g roll was perfect^^

  • @RedHorseArcher
    @RedHorseArcher 4 дні тому +7

    "This guy is very strong"
    Said after 7 consecutive blunders of the queen.

    • @Rainbro359
      @Rainbro359 3 дні тому +1

      Its not a blunder if the opponent doesn't take advantage of it

  • @ishwarchandrajha8705
    @ishwarchandrajha8705 День тому

    2:24 BRO U GOT MY WALLPAPER

  • @ERFARINGyoutube
    @ERFARINGyoutube 3 дні тому

    If you are a real Asian, you calculate the probability of the code letting you down instead of hating.

  • @VTEAM229
    @VTEAM229 2 дні тому

    way to win in gigachad version easy:
    find 200 elo
    scholars mate
    win in 4 moves
    happy

  • @VTEAM229
    @VTEAM229 2 дні тому

    fun fsct: thorughout the game, he did small cuts to make the video shorter for when he was thinking you can see this by looking at the clock

  • @thebigdug
    @thebigdug 4 дні тому

    3:41 "Sadly I can only retreat" or do Bd4 provoking the opponent into taking your bishop, blundering his queen, or at least moving it off the E file

  • @gurge4429
    @gurge4429 3 дні тому +1

    I'm a programmer and I don't drink coffee

    • @AllenMS828
      @AllenMS828 3 дні тому

      Same!

    • @MoonGlow22
      @MoonGlow22 3 дні тому

      Same, we really should break that prejudice

  • @Ragegamer2
    @Ragegamer2 3 дні тому

    Finished like a coward. Dishonorabru

  • @yrurgrhhr
    @yrurgrhhr 4 дні тому +1

    1:08 u shouldve played Na6 cuz 200 elo indians always blunder their queen thinking its checkmate

  • @Cyber_Cheese
    @Cyber_Cheese 4 дні тому

    Great challenge, I was hoping you'd salvage a draw by repetition

  • @GigsTaggart
    @GigsTaggart 4 дні тому

    I know it wouldn't be as good for suspense, but you could have just shuffled the files and wrote down the "kill order". Faster than switching back and forth.

  • @Alexankitty
    @Alexankitty 3 дні тому

    So that's why my code never has bugs. I've been subscribed for a while now.

    • @MoonGlow22
      @MoonGlow22 3 дні тому

      If you dont have any Bugs, it means you are not coding anything serious

    • @Alexankitty
      @Alexankitty 3 дні тому

      @MoonGlow22 this comment was a joke based on the sidebar in the video.

  • @marblesoda1087
    @marblesoda1087 3 дні тому

    Yo that sponsored segment was way too long for a video like this

  • @biogoo
    @biogoo 4 дні тому +2

    Very cowardly approach, should have traded some minor pieces for pawns instead of forever retreating. That would open a way for the queen to act and do something useful before locking the board down.

  • @David-gj9qr
    @David-gj9qr 3 дні тому

    Try 7 moves instead. Maybe that will be easier. Also, maybe allow yourself to choose a file that hasn't been chosen yet so you can eliminate randomness causing you to lose

  • @anthonychrane560
    @anthonychrane560 3 дні тому

    That makes you a fool for ending your own video.

  • @AustriaSolarS
    @AustriaSolarS 4 дні тому +4

    Hello wait what

  • @ProSureString
    @ProSureString 4 дні тому +2

    Same….

  • @echorome6260
    @echorome6260 4 дні тому +2

    😥

  • @valeckseimu3132
    @valeckseimu3132 4 дні тому

    Time Loss due to sponsor😂😂😂

  • @michaelwinter742
    @michaelwinter742 4 дні тому +3

    Moves vs turns. Coward.

  • @jabislawthegreat
    @jabislawthegreat 3 дні тому

    rip [*]

  • @SoujiOkitaTwo
    @SoujiOkitaTwo 4 дні тому +1

    Aww the sponsor contains cute anime guys

  • @CuteLalafell
    @CuteLalafell 3 дні тому

    Why are you using that outro? And why is she dancing so aggressively? Im so angry right now.

  • @Stlaind
    @Stlaind 4 дні тому

    I wonder if simp knows that Python's random isn't technically real random and is merely pseudorandom.

  • @aliceroberts5928
    @aliceroberts5928 4 дні тому +3

    I have to play with sound off, because the music is cancer. Why did he end the video?

    • @sp4cef0rc37
      @sp4cef0rc37 4 дні тому +23

      He was running out of time and would lose on time on the next random.
      Also the music is fire but ok.

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 4 дні тому +3

      Closed captions

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 4 дні тому +3

      that's not very nice I thought girly girls were supposed to be empathetic

    • @sp4cef0rc37
      @sp4cef0rc37 4 дні тому +3

      @@rohan1864 what?

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 4 дні тому +1

      @@sp4cef0rc37 I thought they were supposed to be telepathic

  • @gaming_beast2066
    @gaming_beast2066 4 дні тому +3

    Bro, use another language, python is so mid

    • @TheFreaxTux
      @TheFreaxTux 4 дні тому +20

      * angry serpent noises *

    • @rasilu93
      @rasilu93 4 дні тому +20

      hissssss

    • @sweetcornwhiskey
      @sweetcornwhiskey 4 дні тому +20

      Python is literally the best possible language to use for this program what

    • @truemori6700
      @truemori6700 4 дні тому +8

      assembly 🥰

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 4 дні тому +6

      It's easy to use, esp. for quick coding tasks.