To answer Ster's hypothetical: Yes, that is illegal. The very purchase of prostitution is illegal. It's like buying crack and then burying it in the desert. You still bought crack.
if you purchase a service, but don’t get it, are you still accountable for the purchase? was it even a purchase if the service was never completed? this must be what plato and aristotle felt like …
And you don't know why till after he dies and one day you are over 18 and hanging out with your divorced dad, getting drunk and talking shit, then suddenly he drops the bombshell that the grandpa was abusive as hell. Sorry poob 😢
Dude how does jerma not question the insane male angler fish thing ster said at all, literally saying he wants to be a parasite and get absorbed into a girl. This is deranged even for jerma chat standards. Ster even says this is something he’s been thinking about for a while
90% of the stuff Ster says in the presence of Jerma is to get a reaction out of him. At this point Jerma's partially numb to it or tries to hide his reactions to not encourage him, but he often fails and does it anyway, causing the cycle to continue.
@@GG-ou7it I have seen a lot of reviews saying it focuses a lot less on the tower defense aspect, and acts more as a shooter. Pretty consistent complaint I have seen. As well as the Steam ratings which show OMD at 93, OMD2 at 91, and 82, which is a big drop. The style they went for looks VERY Fortnite heavy, which may not be the fairest comparison because I think Epic actually took a bit of their design elements from 1 and 2 which came out 5+ years earlier.
I was thinking "damn they're kinda mediocre, but they're streaming and chatting so it's fine" but then I realized they were playing the hardmode with basically no trap/upgrade AND while streaming/talking shit to eachother. Tha'ts some real gaming right there.
I would love it if Jerma and Ster just started a podcast. For a solid 15 minutes of them just going back and forth with the crazy conversations is honestly something I would listen to for hours
That's how actual high-end prostitutes work. You're not paying for sex, you're paying for a "professional conversationalist," and if she just so happens to find you so attractive she immediately decides to have sex with you, there's nothing illegal about that.
Hi! Law student here! Prostitution is simply the act of purchasing sexual services. Regardless of your ability to perform that act, if you gave money to that person for sex then it is 100% illegal. Like Jerma said, it's all about intent. If the Mens Rea (intent) was prostitution, then you get tried for prostitution.
It's always so fascinating to me how much non-gameplay takes place in every video, and yet here I am every time. Entirely interested in this strange little man having a chat in windowed mode about fecal matter in front of a black screen for over 10 minutes.
The chat and Ster's reaction to Jerma's relatively normal food choices always gets me. If it ain't McDonalds or a week old backpack meal (in Ster's case) then they don't like it lol.
The best part of the stream is that those who wanted to watch Ster play FNAF waited HOURS for them to decide, and at the end of the stream, Ster said he didn't want to do it that day. What makes it even better, is that they have not streamed for the last three weeks.
@@DarkMartio Doubt. They both literally force each other to look for topics for conversation. Even Jerma was confused by the senseless nonsense that this guy was talking
I love that Jerma and Ster's relationship has advanced to like, awkward exes that still hang out but Jerma's embarrassed to show his parents (chat) because Ster is a bit crazy
im pretty sure the law ster is talking about is solicitation of sexual services, its not the penetration thats illegal, its the solicitation. ppl w/o genitals can still do sexual things so i don't think the acts in particular matter
People make “jerma and ster acting divorced” compulations, but to me it feels like they’re siblings where they hate eachother sometimes but they like, lived in the same house so they get eachother and care about eachother but they’ll be at eachother’s throats every other second
I just watched 15 minutes of Jerma and Star just chatting and it felt like 1 minute. I wouldn't mind a podcast, but I suppose the streams kinda fill that. Ster constantly making subtle Imagine Dragons - Enemy references and Jerma never noticing is the best
All of Jerma's "creatures" look like they're sculpted by an alien that you tried to describe the concept of animals to. The "bee" is just literally not even a bee whatsoever. MAYBE a hive but...
dang this is the banter I missed for years. I know it might happen these days more than I think, it's just seems like it's rarely on a YT video to watch.
He's not wrong about the pizza stuff at 23:34 but also it's still weird. Instead just get a buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese sauce on the side to dip in. Then you won't sound like a freak when you try to explain it to your friends.
Ster would be guilty by intent. At first, I thought it was a real story and he was gonna say how he intentionally ruined a sting operation he was a bystander to.
I'd say, if the crime was "purchasing prostitution" than you're still purchasing it, it doesn't matter if you can't use something you buy, if you buy it you buy it. If someone with no legs bought shoes, they'd still have bought shoes.
I swear every food I enjoy comes up as one of those foods which gets ridiculed for being a completely insane combo, like blue cheese tabasco pizza or goat cheese and watermelon.
The way jerma and ster casually mildly snap at eachother and instantly go back to nonsense conversations is wonderful
Old married couple
They've been an old couple since a decade or so ago it just part of the vibe
Relationship goals.
To answer Ster's hypothetical: Yes, that is illegal. The very purchase of prostitution is illegal. It's like buying crack and then burying it in the desert. You still bought crack.
wrong, legally you could argue that nothing was purchased
if you purchase a service, but don’t get it, are you still accountable for the purchase? was it even a purchase if the service was never completed? this must be what plato and aristotle felt like …
@@usedhalfcart yeah. if you pay fro crack and don't end up getting it because the dealer was an undercover cop you still go to jail for buying crack
@@none-ro9dz i think that'd count as entrapment no?
@@dopaminecloud no, entrapment is if cops push u to do something you wouldn't otherwise do
Jerma being completely flabbergasted by agriculture makes sense considering he lives off of microbes in the water
Dude doesn’t break surface tension on a rain puddle
He reproduces by budding.
@@mannmctrash everybody could use a buddy 😌
@@mannmctrash So that's why there are 985 Jermas
Filter feeder Andy
Its been almost 3 weeks since he streamed. We must imagine him back into existence like before
tulpa andy
@Lvl 90 Bard god that actually makes so much sense
He has to be dead by now or prison at least.
@@CalciumOxyde I’m so scared that he died I’ve been checking twitch every five minutes while shaking, crying and screaming 😞
Jerma is just a mass hallucination confirmed
Jerma is that one fun grandpa that you really love but your parents hate
Question is, is it because he was a bad parent to your parents or because he has transcended dad humor to a higher level of post-ironic cringe?
Real
And you don't know why till after he dies and one day you are over 18 and hanging out with your divorced dad, getting drunk and talking shit, then suddenly he drops the bombshell that the grandpa was abusive as hell.
Sorry poob 😢
Uncle
@@wile123456he meta-ironic cringe at this point
I absolutely love the word Stervert. It's up there with zenis
he’s ZERKING off his ZENIS?! What a stervert
zock-obsessed stervert
Dude how does jerma not question the insane male angler fish thing ster said at all, literally saying he wants to be a parasite and get absorbed into a girl. This is deranged even for jerma chat standards. Ster even says this is something he’s been thinking about for a while
Ster says alot of things
Ster is just one of Jerma’s intrusive thoughts that gained sentience and emigrated from his grey matter.
90% of the stuff Ster says in the presence of Jerma is to get a reaction out of him. At this point Jerma's partially numb to it or tries to hide his reactions to not encourage him, but he often fails and does it anyway, causing the cycle to continue.
It's not weird to me because it's been a dream of mine for years.
@@Joltman11Psychoanalysing andy
5:07 real life tf2 scout tells a person to go eat a salad
31:53 Jerma’s 4’2” ancestor discovering agriculture
Bro the video came out 10 minutes ago how the hell do you already have a timestamp 30 mins in
Back when his family tree was still tall
@@djskillx7008 watched on 2x speed for maximum intoxication
is that you in your pfp?
The missing link...
Jerma showing off his little clay guys is adorable
it really is !!!
@hiraeth2310exactly
@Hiraeth guys, don't press translate to English!!1!1
@Hiraeth you will never be peter griffin
@Hiraeth also who tf are you talking to
Both of them realizing they could've sprinted this whole time is so good
I was watching it thinking they removed sprinting from OMD3, which I have heard a lot of bad reviews about 3 so it kinda made sense in my head.
@@Blueshirt38 3 is a decent game probably lack of content compared to the others but don’t think it deserves bad reviews
@@GG-ou7it I have seen a lot of reviews saying it focuses a lot less on the tower defense aspect, and acts more as a shooter. Pretty consistent complaint I have seen. As well as the Steam ratings which show OMD at 93, OMD2 at 91, and 82, which is a big drop. The style they went for looks VERY Fortnite heavy, which may not be the fairest comparison because I think Epic actually took a bit of their design elements from 1 and 2 which came out 5+ years earlier.
5 minutes in and he's already telling Ster to go outside and touch grass.
I was thinking "damn they're kinda mediocre, but they're streaming and chatting so it's fine" but then I realized they were playing the hardmode with basically no trap/upgrade AND while streaming/talking shit to eachother.
Tha'ts some real gaming right there.
And apparently not sprinting either XD
I would love it if Jerma and Ster just started a podcast. For a solid 15 minutes of them just going back and forth with the crazy conversations is honestly something I would listen to for hours
40 minutes of a boston goblin in my computer YIPPIE!!!
HUZZAH!!!!!
Doctah Peppah.
JUDGEMENT.
She boston' on my goblin til I yippie
@@Cabrid she goblin on my yippie til I’m boston
That's how actual high-end prostitutes work. You're not paying for sex, you're paying for a "professional conversationalist," and if she just so happens to find you so attractive she immediately decides to have sex with you, there's nothing illegal about that.
gameplay starts 15:36 somehow
15 hour clay molding jerma stream is essential in life
im an amateur sculptor so seeing jerma's little creatures makes me so so so happy
Jerma is such a cool friend. That little bit about the roller blading. I'm glad to have a friend like that.
It brings me great joy to know these two still collaborate and are good friends
Jerma Vs Star_ forever
Even to this day, everybody wants to see this happen 💜
boo is not in the call :(
Sterma Perma ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Can't wait to zonk off to this one while completely zoinked
this guy out there zonkin his zilly
@@nean9894 zerking his Zimmer
zanking off his zenis
It’z been 3 hourz, did u zum?
@@aysn2277 I put on my VR headset and zame to some scorn
"We haven't had nothin to eat but old jerma clips for two stinkin weeks!"
Hi! Law student here!
Prostitution is simply the act of purchasing sexual services. Regardless of your ability to perform that act, if you gave money to that person for sex then it is 100% illegal.
Like Jerma said, it's all about intent. If the Mens Rea (intent) was prostitution, then you get tried for prostitution.
It's so hilarious that he's like
"Oh I wish I was basically a parasite"
How does jerma laugh without smiling he literally goes "hoh hoh. hauh hauh hauh. huh huh" and his mouth is a circle 💀
It's always so fascinating to me how much non-gameplay takes place in every video, and yet here I am every time. Entirely interested in this strange little man having a chat in windowed mode about fecal matter in front of a black screen for over 10 minutes.
The best Jerma vids are always the ones where it takes 15 minutes for any gameplay to happen
i can't get over "i'm a smoothie" and "the Sterbert"
Stervert*
@@liamfoote7164 so true, thank you sir
@@liamfoote7164 Sterbert*
I love how Jerma distorts his face to match the clay sculpture he made!
The chat and Ster's reaction to Jerma's relatively normal food choices always gets me. If it ain't McDonalds or a week old backpack meal (in Ster's case) then they don't like it lol.
4:13 "I am smoothie" your heard it here folks
The best part of the stream is that those who wanted to watch Ster play FNAF waited HOURS for them to decide, and at the end of the stream, Ster said he didn't want to do it that day. What makes it even better, is that they have not streamed for the last three weeks.
41:28 Same energy as Markiplier's "There's a power bar?!"
I love how Jerma can be entertaining on his own. He doesn’t need to be playing popular games or what’s in season just to get views.
i really would enjoy a ster and jerma podcast lol
Omg yes
What happened with Ster? He was witty and funny during TF2
@@Jackfromshack He got funnier
@@DarkMartio Doubt. They both literally force each other to look for topics for conversation. Even Jerma was confused by the senseless nonsense that this guy was talking
@@Jackfromshack ngmi
I love that Jerma and Ster's relationship has advanced to like, awkward exes that still hang out but Jerma's embarrassed to show his parents (chat) because Ster is a bit crazy
theyre like divorced parents that hang out for the sake of the kids
@@citrusblast4372 Jerma still refuses to hand over custody though, Ster teaches chat bad habits
That's because they are awkward exes
im pretty sure the law ster is talking about is solicitation of sexual services, its not the penetration thats illegal, its the solicitation. ppl w/o genitals can still do sexual things so i don't think the acts in particular matter
I can’t believe I started watching these 2 dudes over a decade ago when I was 11-12
26:37 thats some genuine anime ass friendship synchronization right there.
15:00 is such a wholesome moment😢
Excited for the inevitable Creature Craft Stream
I can’t believe jerma could murder his fellow goblins so ruthlessly, I thought he was harmless
he LOVES to cause harm. damage. he DESECRATED my garden gnome the other day... what a vandal
Jerma never learned about sponges. Those things grow to be massive and live for 10,000 years
People make “jerma and ster acting divorced” compulations, but to me it feels like they’re siblings where they hate eachother sometimes but they like, lived in the same house so they get eachother and care about eachother but they’ll be at eachother’s throats every other second
is there any guggita guggita in this game?
Jerma: I remember major things but i cant remember funny moments
Also Jerma: I cant stop thinking about ball fondler
How is that not a major thing??
I like the idea that smoothie refers both to a frozen drink and to someone that has no genitals of any kind
His creatures just look like diseased Tim Burton creations that were born in a nuclear teat site
jeremy has a cool artistic style id really like to see hwat he comes up with after a lot of practice
it would be a very intresting progression
a clay stream with jerma and holly would be awesome :)
Ster thinks he can buy drugs legally as long as he doesn't use them
I just watched 15 minutes of Jerma and Star just chatting and it felt like 1 minute.
I wouldn't mind a podcast, but I suppose the streams kinda fill that. Ster constantly making subtle Imagine Dragons - Enemy references and Jerma never noticing is the best
going through serious jerma withdrawals rn
My only advice is catch up on Vinny or Joel streams.
Jerma is mad
Go watch the Anubis tutorial
“he’s being such an Affliction Warlock right now”
>calls Jerma random WoW spec
>refuses to elaborate
Get some pellets and some clay and watch some jerma!😱
The podcast of this lovely couple really warms my heart.
Reminds me of the tf2 era 😊
Jerma showing off his weird clay creatures is giving me vibes of Fegan Floop from Spy Kids 1
Someone needs to talk about how jermas clay things are pretty fucking good clay is hard as hell to work w
Best part of the video was Jerma and Ster talking while the game BLASTS in the background as loud as them, rendering conversation utterly incoherent
The unironic answer to Ster's question about vegetarian/vegans eating lab grown meat is that it was still originally sourced from animal cruelty
Of course they try and keep the moral high ground even when it makes no sense lmao
"It's like you're allergic to saying smart stuff" is a sick burn.
It's videos like these that distract me from the car crash I caused.
he would laugh at that though
It's videos like this that make me merge without looking
Looks like Jerma is back on the menu, boys!
All of Jerma's "creatures" look like they're sculpted by an alien that you tried to describe the concept of animals to. The "bee" is just literally not even a bee whatsoever. MAYBE a hive but...
My all time favorite power couple back at it
The take about the pizza and sauce is so accurate
Pepperoni plus tobasco plus ranch/blue cheese is magic
Jerma showing Ster incomprehensible masses of clay and getting angry at him for not recognising them has some real 5 year old vibes.
I love Jerma's little clay creatures and I hope he keeps doing them!
dang this is the banter I missed for years. I know it might happen these days more than I think, it's just seems like it's rarely on a YT video to watch.
Sterma is the most underated duo in UA-cam... and Twitch....
Ster and Jerma clay stream where he creates a character he could play in Myriad would be a great stream
Wait til Jerma learns about bowling oil patterns lol
thin crust pepperoni pizza with tabasco and bleu cheese actually sounds amazing
Hearing Star's Lady @9:56 laughing in the background ahahahaha
we need the jerma clay figurines stream NOW
"where the guy walks in the room and like buys prostitution" yes, good afternoon. I'll take one prostitution, please.
the sculptures that jerma made feel like something that would be found in a serial killer's house
He's not wrong about the pizza stuff at 23:34 but also it's still weird. Instead just get a buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese sauce on the side to dip in. Then you won't sound like a freak when you try to explain it to your friends.
That pizza combo sounds delicous jerma. Don’t let them corrupt you with their idiotic pizza ranch, “combo”
Great Jar Jar Binks figurine at 7:29
JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN
its funny i watched 2 random vids and in both of them jerma mentioned the fucking tuna lol
Such classic Jerma & Ster energy!
I know we're supposed to poke and prod at Jerma like a circus animal or whatever, but I really like his little sculptures :)
when jerma showed off his figure and someone said "CUT THE MIC" i almost died. this community sure is something
Ster would be guilty by intent.
At first, I thought it was a real story and he was gonna say how he intentionally ruined a sting operation he was a bystander to.
Holy shit he is LITERALLY dr. Suess
Every month he promises he won't do The Simpsons arcade game noise. Every month he lies.
sterma
14 minutes of just Ster and Jerma unhinged.
I demand a clay stream
oh my GOD i would fucking love a jerma + holly creature creation stream. a jerma + ster one would be amazing too.
I'd say, if the crime was "purchasing prostitution" than you're still purchasing it, it doesn't matter if you can't use something you buy, if you buy it you buy it. If someone with no legs bought shoes, they'd still have bought shoes.
same intro bit was used for the shadow of mordor stream edits from like 2017 or smthn :P
43:30 ster was so ready to beg jerma to play path of exile AGAIN
Jerma vs Star jerma vs Star everybody wants to see this happen
I swear every food I enjoy comes up as one of those foods which gets ridiculed for being a completely insane combo, like blue cheese tabasco pizza or goat cheese and watermelon.
There is a worm that can regrow hinself fully from any cut off limb so you could clone yourself
i need a sculpting stream so fucking bad
24:25 pepperoni pizza blue cheese tabasco disciple