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  • @vaguely_boring
    @vaguely_boring Рік тому +1483

    The way jerma and ster casually mildly snap at eachother and instantly go back to nonsense conversations is wonderful

    • @QuestionableObject
      @QuestionableObject Рік тому +77

      Old married couple

    • @kR-qj7rw
      @kR-qj7rw Рік тому +36

      They've been an old couple since a decade or so ago it just part of the vibe

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 Рік тому +12

      Relationship goals.

  • @HilariousOperation
    @HilariousOperation Рік тому +761

    To answer Ster's hypothetical: Yes, that is illegal. The very purchase of prostitution is illegal. It's like buying crack and then burying it in the desert. You still bought crack.

    • @555qquinn
      @555qquinn Рік тому +22

      wrong, legally you could argue that nothing was purchased

    • @usedhalfcart
      @usedhalfcart Рік тому +78

      if you purchase a service, but don’t get it, are you still accountable for the purchase? was it even a purchase if the service was never completed? this must be what plato and aristotle felt like …

    • @none-ro9dz
      @none-ro9dz Рік тому +184

      @@usedhalfcart yeah. if you pay fro crack and don't end up getting it because the dealer was an undercover cop you still go to jail for buying crack

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Рік тому +3

      @@none-ro9dz i think that'd count as entrapment no?

    • @ritenger87
      @ritenger87 Рік тому +98

      ​@@dopaminecloud no, entrapment is if cops push u to do something you wouldn't otherwise do

  • @listentothinlizzy1685
    @listentothinlizzy1685 Рік тому +659

    Jerma being completely flabbergasted by agriculture makes sense considering he lives off of microbes in the water

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +43

      Dude doesn’t break surface tension on a rain puddle

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash Рік тому +18

      He reproduces by budding.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +15

      @@mannmctrash everybody could use a buddy 😌

    • @blumpus8150
      @blumpus8150 Рік тому +3

      @@mannmctrash So that's why there are 985 Jermas

    • @doodlevib
      @doodlevib 9 місяців тому +3

      Filter feeder Andy

  • @Sybist
    @Sybist Рік тому +959

    Its been almost 3 weeks since he streamed. We must imagine him back into existence like before

    • @spit.or.swaIIow
      @spit.or.swaIIow Рік тому +98

      tulpa andy

    • @catharticgemini
      @catharticgemini Рік тому +12

      ​@Lvl 90 Bard god that actually makes so much sense

    • @CalciumOxyde
      @CalciumOxyde Рік тому +4

      He has to be dead by now or prison at least.

    • @fogsfunhouse
      @fogsfunhouse Рік тому +39

      @@CalciumOxyde I’m so scared that he died I’ve been checking twitch every five minutes while shaking, crying and screaming 😞

    • @godlikefish1193
      @godlikefish1193 Рік тому +29

      Jerma is just a mass hallucination confirmed

  • @dunkers5672
    @dunkers5672 Рік тому +794

    Jerma is that one fun grandpa that you really love but your parents hate

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 Рік тому +66

      Question is, is it because he was a bad parent to your parents or because he has transcended dad humor to a higher level of post-ironic cringe?

    • @thetophatt
      @thetophatt Рік тому +2

      Real

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 Рік тому +43

      And you don't know why till after he dies and one day you are over 18 and hanging out with your divorced dad, getting drunk and talking shit, then suddenly he drops the bombshell that the grandpa was abusive as hell.
      Sorry poob 😢

    • @k00svak0
      @k00svak0 Рік тому

      Uncle

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam Рік тому

      ​@@wile123456he meta-ironic cringe at this point

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +259

    I absolutely love the word Stervert. It's up there with zenis

    • @DonkeyWork420
      @DonkeyWork420 Рік тому +33

      he’s ZERKING off his ZENIS?! What a stervert

    • @domii2098
      @domii2098 Рік тому +15

      zock-obsessed stervert

  • @dysbelief
    @dysbelief Рік тому +529

    Dude how does jerma not question the insane male angler fish thing ster said at all, literally saying he wants to be a parasite and get absorbed into a girl. This is deranged even for jerma chat standards. Ster even says this is something he’s been thinking about for a while

    • @Gopslav
      @Gopslav Рік тому +150

      Ster says alot of things

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +211

      Ster is just one of Jerma’s intrusive thoughts that gained sentience and emigrated from his grey matter.

    • @Joltman11
      @Joltman11 Рік тому +183

      90% of the stuff Ster says in the presence of Jerma is to get a reaction out of him. At this point Jerma's partially numb to it or tries to hide his reactions to not encourage him, but he often fails and does it anyway, causing the cycle to continue.

    • @twodollars4u
      @twodollars4u Рік тому +46

      It's not weird to me because it's been a dream of mine for years.

    • @Soarvivor
      @Soarvivor Рік тому +62

      @@Joltman11Psychoanalysing andy

  • @UpsideDownSmore
    @UpsideDownSmore Рік тому +55

    5:07 real life tf2 scout tells a person to go eat a salad

  • @CluckN
    @CluckN Рік тому +204

    31:53 Jerma’s 4’2” ancestor discovering agriculture

    • @djskillx7008
      @djskillx7008 Рік тому +10

      Bro the video came out 10 minutes ago how the hell do you already have a timestamp 30 mins in

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 Рік тому +17

      Back when his family tree was still tall

    • @mannmilk
      @mannmilk Рік тому +31

      @@djskillx7008 watched on 2x speed for maximum intoxication

    • @ionruskio1717
      @ionruskio1717 Рік тому

      is that you in your pfp?

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 Рік тому +3

      The missing link...

  • @JoyToy1312
    @JoyToy1312 Рік тому +453

    Jerma showing off his little clay guys is adorable

    • @snorneko
      @snorneko Рік тому +10

      it really is !!!

    • @snorneko
      @snorneko Рік тому +1

      @hiraeth2310exactly

    • @TexasBakedBlackBeans
      @TexasBakedBlackBeans Рік тому +1

      ​@Hiraeth guys, don't press translate to English!!1!1

    • @azzypoo
      @azzypoo Рік тому +2

      @Hiraeth you will never be peter griffin

    • @TexasBakedBlackBeans
      @TexasBakedBlackBeans Рік тому

      ​​​@Hiraeth also who tf are you talking to

  • @kresnik39
    @kresnik39 Рік тому +224

    Both of them realizing they could've sprinted this whole time is so good

    • @Blueshirt38
      @Blueshirt38 Рік тому +2

      I was watching it thinking they removed sprinting from OMD3, which I have heard a lot of bad reviews about 3 so it kinda made sense in my head.

    • @GG-ou7it
      @GG-ou7it Рік тому +1

      @@Blueshirt38 3 is a decent game probably lack of content compared to the others but don’t think it deserves bad reviews

    • @Blueshirt38
      @Blueshirt38 Рік тому +1

      @@GG-ou7it I have seen a lot of reviews saying it focuses a lot less on the tower defense aspect, and acts more as a shooter. Pretty consistent complaint I have seen. As well as the Steam ratings which show OMD at 93, OMD2 at 91, and 82, which is a big drop. The style they went for looks VERY Fortnite heavy, which may not be the fairest comparison because I think Epic actually took a bit of their design elements from 1 and 2 which came out 5+ years earlier.

  • @Zeddeck
    @Zeddeck Рік тому +144

    5 minutes in and he's already telling Ster to go outside and touch grass.

  • @Lucyller
    @Lucyller Рік тому +79

    I was thinking "damn they're kinda mediocre, but they're streaming and chatting so it's fine" but then I realized they were playing the hardmode with basically no trap/upgrade AND while streaming/talking shit to eachother.
    Tha'ts some real gaming right there.

    • @bob3ironfist
      @bob3ironfist Рік тому +9

      And apparently not sprinting either XD

  • @Alekkarl
    @Alekkarl Рік тому +64

    I would love it if Jerma and Ster just started a podcast. For a solid 15 minutes of them just going back and forth with the crazy conversations is honestly something I would listen to for hours

  • @omni0414
    @omni0414 Рік тому +234

    40 minutes of a boston goblin in my computer YIPPIE!!!

  • @TheShieldsMD
    @TheShieldsMD Рік тому +22

    That's how actual high-end prostitutes work. You're not paying for sex, you're paying for a "professional conversationalist," and if she just so happens to find you so attractive she immediately decides to have sex with you, there's nothing illegal about that.

  • @electron1343
    @electron1343 Рік тому +29

    gameplay starts 15:36 somehow

  • @shaheenthomas
    @shaheenthomas Рік тому +58

    15 hour clay molding jerma stream is essential in life

  • @upsyturvyy
    @upsyturvyy Рік тому +59

    im an amateur sculptor so seeing jerma's little creatures makes me so so so happy

  • @beemerwt4185
    @beemerwt4185 Рік тому +14

    Jerma is such a cool friend. That little bit about the roller blading. I'm glad to have a friend like that.

  • @mystikgleam9541
    @mystikgleam9541 Рік тому +51

    It brings me great joy to know these two still collaborate and are good friends
    Jerma Vs Star_ forever

    • @Lab__Rat
      @Lab__Rat Рік тому +10

      Even to this day, everybody wants to see this happen 💜

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad Рік тому +12

      boo is not in the call :(

    • @SpaceSmurf3000
      @SpaceSmurf3000 Рік тому +6

      Sterma Perma ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  • @Neon-bd6vk
    @Neon-bd6vk Рік тому +159

    Can't wait to zonk off to this one while completely zoinked

  • @themafiaman7554
    @themafiaman7554 Рік тому +37

    "We haven't had nothin to eat but old jerma clips for two stinkin weeks!"

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk Рік тому +14

    Hi! Law student here!
    Prostitution is simply the act of purchasing sexual services. Regardless of your ability to perform that act, if you gave money to that person for sex then it is 100% illegal.
    Like Jerma said, it's all about intent. If the Mens Rea (intent) was prostitution, then you get tried for prostitution.

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Рік тому +19

    It's so hilarious that he's like
    "Oh I wish I was basically a parasite"

  • @MarikMetal
    @MarikMetal Рік тому +17

    How does jerma laugh without smiling he literally goes "hoh hoh. hauh hauh hauh. huh huh" and his mouth is a circle 💀

  • @camcam1635
    @camcam1635 Рік тому +54

    It's always so fascinating to me how much non-gameplay takes place in every video, and yet here I am every time. Entirely interested in this strange little man having a chat in windowed mode about fecal matter in front of a black screen for over 10 minutes.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming Рік тому +11

      The best Jerma vids are always the ones where it takes 15 minutes for any gameplay to happen

  • @caitie_pagonis
    @caitie_pagonis Рік тому +43

    i can't get over "i'm a smoothie" and "the Sterbert"

  • @Reshig
    @Reshig Рік тому +10

    I love how Jerma distorts his face to match the clay sculpture he made!

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld Рік тому +15

    The chat and Ster's reaction to Jerma's relatively normal food choices always gets me. If it ain't McDonalds or a week old backpack meal (in Ster's case) then they don't like it lol.

  • @elirk9219
    @elirk9219 Рік тому +9

    4:13 "I am smoothie" your heard it here folks

  • @EthanHeaps1
    @EthanHeaps1 Рік тому +39

    The best part of the stream is that those who wanted to watch Ster play FNAF waited HOURS for them to decide, and at the end of the stream, Ster said he didn't want to do it that day. What makes it even better, is that they have not streamed for the last three weeks.

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo Рік тому +9

    41:28 Same energy as Markiplier's "There's a power bar?!"

  • @SnacxAttac
    @SnacxAttac Рік тому +24

    I love how Jerma can be entertaining on his own. He doesn’t need to be playing popular games or what’s in season just to get views.

  • @SodiumChlorideCrustacean
    @SodiumChlorideCrustacean Рік тому +91

    i really would enjoy a ster and jerma podcast lol

    • @halfdrankdrppr
      @halfdrankdrppr Рік тому +4

      Omg yes

    • @Jackfromshack
      @Jackfromshack Рік тому

      What happened with Ster? He was witty and funny during TF2

    • @DarkMartio
      @DarkMartio Рік тому +21

      @@Jackfromshack He got funnier

    • @Jackfromshack
      @Jackfromshack Рік тому +1

      @@DarkMartio Doubt. They both literally force each other to look for topics for conversation. Even Jerma was confused by the senseless nonsense that this guy was talking

    • @spunkwizard
      @spunkwizard Рік тому +1

      @@Jackfromshack ngmi

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 Рік тому +50

    I love that Jerma and Ster's relationship has advanced to like, awkward exes that still hang out but Jerma's embarrassed to show his parents (chat) because Ster is a bit crazy

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 Рік тому +16

      theyre like divorced parents that hang out for the sake of the kids

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 Рік тому +12

      @@citrusblast4372 Jerma still refuses to hand over custody though, Ster teaches chat bad habits

    • @hiroibwah
      @hiroibwah Рік тому +1

      That's because they are awkward exes

  • @manty_monster
    @manty_monster Рік тому +11

    im pretty sure the law ster is talking about is solicitation of sexual services, its not the penetration thats illegal, its the solicitation. ppl w/o genitals can still do sexual things so i don't think the acts in particular matter

  • @PoliAstroN
    @PoliAstroN Рік тому +9

    I can’t believe I started watching these 2 dudes over a decade ago when I was 11-12

  • @thepopo592
    @thepopo592 Рік тому +5

    26:37 thats some genuine anime ass friendship synchronization right there.

  • @EnenraKage
    @EnenraKage Рік тому +11

    15:00 is such a wholesome moment😢

  • @toothmello
    @toothmello Рік тому +13

    Excited for the inevitable Creature Craft Stream

  • @listentothinlizzy1685
    @listentothinlizzy1685 Рік тому +10

    I can’t believe jerma could murder his fellow goblins so ruthlessly, I thought he was harmless

    • @realhumanbeing3599
      @realhumanbeing3599 Рік тому +2

      he LOVES to cause harm. damage. he DESECRATED my garden gnome the other day... what a vandal

  • @idguy4rainbowpheonix
    @idguy4rainbowpheonix Рік тому +5

    Jerma never learned about sponges. Those things grow to be massive and live for 10,000 years

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 Рік тому +5

    People make “jerma and ster acting divorced” compulations, but to me it feels like they’re siblings where they hate eachother sometimes but they like, lived in the same house so they get eachother and care about eachother but they’ll be at eachother’s throats every other second

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ Рік тому +16

    is there any guggita guggita in this game?

  • @strateupgamr7
    @strateupgamr7 Рік тому +18

    Jerma: I remember major things but i cant remember funny moments
    Also Jerma: I cant stop thinking about ball fondler

    • @burritio
      @burritio Рік тому

      How is that not a major thing??

  • @uhoh2593
    @uhoh2593 Рік тому +5

    I like the idea that smoothie refers both to a frozen drink and to someone that has no genitals of any kind

  • @bobograndman
    @bobograndman Рік тому +3

    His creatures just look like diseased Tim Burton creations that were born in a nuclear teat site

  • @Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock
    @Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock Рік тому +21

    jeremy has a cool artistic style id really like to see hwat he comes up with after a lot of practice
    it would be a very intresting progression

  • @boredoverlord360
    @boredoverlord360 Рік тому +12

    a clay stream with jerma and holly would be awesome :)

  • @CaullyD
    @CaullyD Рік тому +2

    Ster thinks he can buy drugs legally as long as he doesn't use them

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Рік тому +3

    I just watched 15 minutes of Jerma and Star just chatting and it felt like 1 minute.
    I wouldn't mind a podcast, but I suppose the streams kinda fill that. Ster constantly making subtle Imagine Dragons - Enemy references and Jerma never noticing is the best

  • @infernalisopod3344
    @infernalisopod3344 Рік тому +11

    going through serious jerma withdrawals rn

  • @jordansb7376
    @jordansb7376 Рік тому +9

    “he’s being such an Affliction Warlock right now”
    >calls Jerma random WoW spec
    >refuses to elaborate

  • @madgoomba2509
    @madgoomba2509 Рік тому +23

    Get some pellets and some clay and watch some jerma!😱

  • @Pinkuboi
    @Pinkuboi Рік тому +6

    The podcast of this lovely couple really warms my heart.
    Reminds me of the tf2 era 😊

  • @Klipchen
    @Klipchen Рік тому +2

    Jerma showing off his weird clay creatures is giving me vibes of Fegan Floop from Spy Kids 1

  • @necrowretch6954
    @necrowretch6954 Рік тому +2

    Someone needs to talk about how jermas clay things are pretty fucking good clay is hard as hell to work w

  • @anecnhoj572
    @anecnhoj572 Рік тому +2

    Best part of the video was Jerma and Ster talking while the game BLASTS in the background as loud as them, rendering conversation utterly incoherent

  • @tybahza5643
    @tybahza5643 Рік тому +2

    The unironic answer to Ster's question about vegetarian/vegans eating lab grown meat is that it was still originally sourced from animal cruelty

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 11 місяців тому +2

      Of course they try and keep the moral high ground even when it makes no sense lmao

  • @TheSparrowLooksUp
    @TheSparrowLooksUp 3 місяці тому

    "It's like you're allergic to saying smart stuff" is a sick burn.

  • @caesarslegiontww1646
    @caesarslegiontww1646 Рік тому +39

    It's videos like these that distract me from the car crash I caused.

  • @USMC49er
    @USMC49er Рік тому +6

    Looks like Jerma is back on the menu, boys!

  • @Iceman154435
    @Iceman154435 Рік тому +2

    All of Jerma's "creatures" look like they're sculpted by an alien that you tried to describe the concept of animals to. The "bee" is just literally not even a bee whatsoever. MAYBE a hive but...

  • @nicholaskane9456
    @nicholaskane9456 Рік тому +3

    My all time favorite power couple back at it

  • @stitchfinger7678
    @stitchfinger7678 Рік тому +1

    The take about the pizza and sauce is so accurate
    Pepperoni plus tobasco plus ranch/blue cheese is magic

  • @murkel7634
    @murkel7634 Рік тому +2

    Jerma showing Ster incomprehensible masses of clay and getting angry at him for not recognising them has some real 5 year old vibes.

  • @Threegress
    @Threegress Рік тому +1

    I love Jerma's little clay creatures and I hope he keeps doing them!

  • @AshnSilvercorp
    @AshnSilvercorp Рік тому +1

    dang this is the banter I missed for years. I know it might happen these days more than I think, it's just seems like it's rarely on a YT video to watch.

  • @MrAmerikas
    @MrAmerikas Рік тому +4

    Sterma is the most underated duo in UA-cam... and Twitch....

  • @flyingsquirrels1011
    @flyingsquirrels1011 Рік тому +2

    Ster and Jerma clay stream where he creates a character he could play in Myriad would be a great stream

  • @wakeboyy
    @wakeboyy Рік тому +5

    Wait til Jerma learns about bowling oil patterns lol

  • @noaag
    @noaag Рік тому +1

    thin crust pepperoni pizza with tabasco and bleu cheese actually sounds amazing

  • @creepingpython
    @creepingpython Рік тому

    Hearing Star's Lady @9:56 laughing in the background ahahahaha

  • @vaalsol
    @vaalsol Рік тому +3

    we need the jerma clay figurines stream NOW

  • @starelikeajunkie
    @starelikeajunkie Рік тому +1

    "where the guy walks in the room and like buys prostitution" yes, good afternoon. I'll take one prostitution, please.

  • @guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391

    the sculptures that jerma made feel like something that would be found in a serial killer's house

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost Рік тому +1

    He's not wrong about the pizza stuff at 23:34 but also it's still weird. Instead just get a buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese sauce on the side to dip in. Then you won't sound like a freak when you try to explain it to your friends.

  • @poggersbro
    @poggersbro Рік тому +3

    That pizza combo sounds delicous jerma. Don’t let them corrupt you with their idiotic pizza ranch, “combo”

  • @BradTheAmerican
    @BradTheAmerican Рік тому

    Great Jar Jar Binks figurine at 7:29

  • @astrillo9280
    @astrillo9280 Рік тому +1

    JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN

  • @germwarfares
    @germwarfares Рік тому +1

    its funny i watched 2 random vids and in both of them jerma mentioned the fucking tuna lol

  • @blackore64
    @blackore64 Рік тому +1

    Such classic Jerma & Ster energy!

  • @PTSillyZone
    @PTSillyZone Рік тому +5

    I know we're supposed to poke and prod at Jerma like a circus animal or whatever, but I really like his little sculptures :)

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 Рік тому +1

    when jerma showed off his figure and someone said "CUT THE MIC" i almost died. this community sure is something

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo Рік тому +1

    Ster would be guilty by intent.
    At first, I thought it was a real story and he was gonna say how he intentionally ruined a sting operation he was a bystander to.

  • @alexsrensen7142
    @alexsrensen7142 Рік тому +1

    Holy shit he is LITERALLY dr. Suess

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth Рік тому +1

    Every month he promises he won't do The Simpsons arcade game noise. Every month he lies.

  • @jackdaturtle4696
    @jackdaturtle4696 Рік тому +6

    sterma

  • @dvtye3378
    @dvtye3378 Рік тому +1

    14 minutes of just Ster and Jerma unhinged.

  • @Necromediancer
    @Necromediancer Рік тому +4

    I demand a clay stream

  • @georgikens7516
    @georgikens7516 Рік тому +1

    oh my GOD i would fucking love a jerma + holly creature creation stream. a jerma + ster one would be amazing too.

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam Рік тому +1

    I'd say, if the crime was "purchasing prostitution" than you're still purchasing it, it doesn't matter if you can't use something you buy, if you buy it you buy it. If someone with no legs bought shoes, they'd still have bought shoes.

  • @mountaincoopa1519
    @mountaincoopa1519 Рік тому

    same intro bit was used for the shadow of mordor stream edits from like 2017 or smthn :P

  • @glitched_code
    @glitched_code Рік тому

    43:30 ster was so ready to beg jerma to play path of exile AGAIN

  • @aeix164
    @aeix164 Рік тому +1

    Jerma vs Star jerma vs Star everybody wants to see this happen

  • @PM-fh2sp
    @PM-fh2sp Рік тому

    I swear every food I enjoy comes up as one of those foods which gets ridiculed for being a completely insane combo, like blue cheese tabasco pizza or goat cheese and watermelon.

  • @0m1ett
    @0m1ett Рік тому

    There is a worm that can regrow hinself fully from any cut off limb so you could clone yourself

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee Рік тому +1

    i need a sculpting stream so fucking bad

  • @Wertical93
    @Wertical93 10 місяців тому

    24:25 pepperoni pizza blue cheese tabasco disciple