HaloSexual (Warhammer 40K Darktide, Halo 3 ODST, Halo 3)

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  • @personadan
    @personadan 2 роки тому +1738

    It was hard to tell if Neo was uncomfortably confused, uncomfortably horney, or both.

    • @ThatDevilBrony
      @ThatDevilBrony 2 роки тому +90

      The answer is yes

    • @RikuVA
      @RikuVA 2 роки тому +54

      It's Neo. _Of course it's both_ haha

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 2 роки тому +8

      all of the above

    • @Dogan_TM
      @Dogan_TM 2 роки тому

      Horney

    • @TheeDarkAges
      @TheeDarkAges 2 роки тому +5

      I think both cuz he was interested and afraid of what scenes he was going to animate eventually.

  • @BubblegumYum
    @BubblegumYum 2 роки тому +954

    God the inkling bit has killed me even more than seeing it livestreamed

    • @norpotti52
      @norpotti52 2 роки тому +97

      It's at 10:14 just so I can find it easier in the future

    • @Anonymous-ss1kg
      @Anonymous-ss1kg 2 роки тому +16

      @@norpotti52 thank u king

  • @xdswaefr
    @xdswaefr 2 роки тому +948

    I think Neo should start a baked potato-themed food truck and call it "I Twink, Therefore I Yam"

  • @vapor-shadow2815
    @vapor-shadow2815 2 роки тому +759

    Neo and friends screaming, moaning, and grunting. My favorite :)

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 2 роки тому +130

    At 14:08, the fact that his corpse shows his tag as "WHY" makes the bit even more hilarious.

  • @JJPatches
    @JJPatches 2 роки тому +180

    So glad he was happy with my funny flipnote for the stylus bit

  • @Matthew-zx8cs
    @Matthew-zx8cs 2 роки тому +351

    The unrivaled comedic duo of Neo and literally anyone who walks into the room. The deadpan exchange about calysto protocol is tool strong for me.

  • @TezKun
    @TezKun 2 роки тому +140

    The group hug animation was actually so cute and wholesome and as much as I always love these videos it was a nice surprise. :)

  • @IchirouTheDemon
    @IchirouTheDemon 2 роки тому +172

    12:30 No lies detected there, the people who made ODST decided to buss down on that shit fr
    best laugh i've had in a while, thanks Neo

  • @Whiskayy
    @Whiskayy 2 роки тому +162

    The inkling being waterboarded is fucking hilarious, amazing video neo.

  • @elementz808
    @elementz808 2 роки тому +159

    As a nsfw artist, i am inspired beyond words by this young man

    • @shotgun3628
      @shotgun3628 Рік тому +21

      Oh no
      Oh Oh no
      Link?

    • @KCoyoteXD
      @KCoyoteXD Рік тому +11

      ​@@shotgun3628 uhhhh asking for a friend

    • @Frombeyondthehorizon6860
      @Frombeyondthehorizon6860 Місяць тому

      From one artist to another, i wish you luck in your future endeavors

  • @jacksonbearbower6514
    @jacksonbearbower6514 2 роки тому +308

    Finally I can feel represented in media. Thank you neo for sticking up for halosexuals everywhere.

    • @bencurran3204
      @bencurran3204 2 роки тому +9

      agreed i truly felt at home watching this

  • @HomekittyL2
    @HomekittyL2 2 роки тому +43

    1:40 I replayed the noise that followed like 10 times and laughed so hard my abs hurt and I was crying

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 2 роки тому +46

    Naming the notes as he sang "no" was a masterful play
    0:45

  • @nartaga1624
    @nartaga1624 2 роки тому +125

    Fun fact: The final cutacene of Halo 3 with the warthog jump lines up to hilariously comedic timing with the song "Super Trooper" by ABBA.

  • @spacedoggo6591
    @spacedoggo6591 2 роки тому +106

    Incyn screaming constantly gives me dopamine

  • @andrewhoff8782
    @andrewhoff8782 2 роки тому +272

    J is a fucking goldmine of goofs and funnies.

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176 Рік тому +14

    6:26 “A-“ 10:14 [Distresses inkling noises]

  • @halthebearded1904
    @halthebearded1904 2 роки тому +42

    15:03 Bro I cried laughing. That is all.

  • @wham658
    @wham658 2 роки тому +8

    Big *Smooch* amazing video!

  • @Quantum1244
    @Quantum1244 2 роки тому +56

    Evil JFJ and JFJ in the same VC is giving me an aneurysm

  • @Ginkami
    @Ginkami 2 роки тому +27

    17:20 how does neo recreate a tf2 scout scream so perfectly on accident

  • @Professor-Badger
    @Professor-Badger 2 роки тому +60

    Ok but chief being hugged by all three arbiters was genuinely cute an I loved that

  • @BlackPaladinV
    @BlackPaladinV 2 роки тому +11

    13:17 that climax.ogg out of nowhere just ended my existence

  • @Doug-Strong
    @Doug-Strong 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for making these videos, always excited when I see a new one's been released. Fingers crossed Darktide actually gets finished at some point.

  • @EchoInTheVoid7
    @EchoInTheVoid7 Рік тому +4

    3:44 LMFAO TEMOTHY IN THE CHAT BE THIRSTING😭😭😭💀💀
    14:56 I can smell the fanfiction... 'Round little dude' in chat at 14:54 is literally proving my point. And so did the very end of the video...

  • @apoctalypticmessiah
    @apoctalypticmessiah Рік тому +1

    Thanks! I hope I get to see you bounce off each other like that again, monetized or not!

  • @khaopodyhaimak9244
    @khaopodyhaimak9244 2 роки тому +44

    You make my sexual desire for Master Chief and Arbiter come true

  • @hellhounddead
    @hellhounddead 2 роки тому +14

    I love this video so much. This is peak Neo and friends. Love yall and the content.

  • @CaptainZlex
    @CaptainZlex 2 роки тому +23

    The abilities of human vocal cords continue to amaze me.

  • @mishaalkisan1688
    @mishaalkisan1688 2 роки тому +4

    16:35
    Am I the only one who keeps thinking that Grunt is going to say "YOU GIANT BULLYING FCK!" whenever I rewatch this bit?

  • @auroramage2001
    @auroramage2001 2 роки тому +44

    I didn't need 3 seconds of arbiter vore at the end

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 2 роки тому

      Shower thoughts: Arbiter, much like the Predator, have no lips. Ergo, they could wrap their entire mouth around your face and literally "suck face" during a make out.
      _Shower thoughts_

    • @Blackhaze-gm1yj
      @Blackhaze-gm1yj Рік тому +3

      We all did

  • @TerribleWarden
    @TerribleWarden 2 роки тому +16

    I really like Incyn. He's almost always at like 100% energy and the lowest he goes is like 80%

  • @garbage_blob
    @garbage_blob 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks

  • @The_1HP_Medic
    @The_1HP_Medic Рік тому +3

    1:12 I‘d like to let Neo know for the record, this joke is a reoccurring joke in my family and friend groups. Thank you, that‘s all

  • @benslavid8791
    @benslavid8791 2 роки тому +21

    i dont think there wasnt a second where i wasnt nearly crying from laughing

  • @sparkfollow5955
    @sparkfollow5955 2 роки тому +4

    7:49 Incyn screaming like the hunter in L4D

  • @sweaty_gus6743
    @sweaty_gus6743 2 роки тому +4

    The liveleak part remembers me of titles such as:
    "Eating ass on the road goes wrong"
    "Motorized sex accident"

  • @kathl.5598
    @kathl.5598 2 роки тому +2

    laughed a whole lot at this comp, great content dude!

  • @StardustNova69
    @StardustNova69 2 роки тому +10

    NeoCranium videos always leave me losing a lung laughing. God, I love this man

  • @chuckles6482
    @chuckles6482 2 роки тому +14

    i have seen this man play countless horror games but never have i seen more fear than 5:57

  • @boneyjonesy9029
    @boneyjonesy9029 2 роки тому +9

    cant believe neo said sangheili were unkissable, you just gotta have them wrap their mandibles around your face and start smoochin the roof of their mouth

  • @void_of_trash6678
    @void_of_trash6678 2 роки тому +15

    This deadass one the horniest/gayest videos Neo has ever uploaded and I love it. Funny af love you Neo ❤️

  • @nerdsoftheherd69
    @nerdsoftheherd69 2 роки тому +6

    “I put on a punisher t-shirt and love cops because I miss the entire point of the comics.” Is one of THE most based statements I’ve ever heard

  • @fedorb9286
    @fedorb9286 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you mister NeoCranium...

  • @sillycookie
    @sillycookie 2 роки тому +83

    I'm gonna comment here and know no one will see it.
    I desire Master Chief carnally.
    Edit:....I forgot i made this comment

  • @metalslug3fan
    @metalslug3fan 2 роки тому +4

    9:54 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I SPAT MY FOOD ON MY LAPTOP LMFAO

  • @blissful3815
    @blissful3815 2 роки тому +6

    i like when neo says something and everyone in the voice chat takes physical damage

  • @Blashington
    @Blashington 2 роки тому +2

    What the FRICK is the song they start ‘dooting’ at 15:23 ?? It unlocked a memory and I need to know!

    • @NeoCranium
      @NeoCranium  2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/qVKJJ20cZ2w/v-deo.html - Voodoo People (Pendulum Mix) by The Prodigy

  • @theamazingyoshi1938
    @theamazingyoshi1938 2 роки тому +3

    0:19 is that just that one image of the thirsty little flower

  • @wolffy2419
    @wolffy2419 2 роки тому +12

    It sucks how youtube wants to harm creators more and more because youtube kids didn’t take off like they hoped it would. Keep on trucking Neo!

  • @LogieBear_
    @LogieBear_ 2 роки тому +13

    Ogryns and fellatio are definitely a fun mental image

  • @Cr1msnF4dger
    @Cr1msnF4dger Рік тому +1

    Ive watched this video multiple times and I just noticed the Cortana vtuber model on the motion tracker in the Halo 3 session

  • @RoroRainDrop
    @RoroRainDrop 2 роки тому +1

    Starting from 12:58, Has anyone noticed the cortana v-tuber on the bottom left?

  • @ArisaArtisan
    @ArisaArtisan Рік тому +3

    as a splatoon fan the fucking inkling bit absolutely kills me every time, love that shit so much 💞💞

  • @Hellscrap3r
    @Hellscrap3r Рік тому +1

    "What are you whistling?"
    *_"∆-"_*
    That response absolutely sent me for some reason.

  • @ShawnsLegacy
    @ShawnsLegacy Рік тому

    5:28 what really got me here was how the camera wiped out and back in as neo threw his head back

  • @knightlautrec1708
    @knightlautrec1708 2 роки тому +8

    Dude, I can't remember the name of the song that goes "doot do doot doot do do do" and it's bugging the hell out of me.

    • @thedrycleaners3086
      @thedrycleaners3086 2 роки тому

      Replying in case someone finds it

    • @knightlautrec1708
      @knightlautrec1708 2 роки тому +3

      @@Incyn God damn, literally had Prodigy on repeat during my commute to work. You're an absolute Saint for making my brain not kill itself while trying to remember the song name 💛

    • @thedrycleaners3086
      @thedrycleaners3086 2 роки тому +1

      @@Incyn smooch

    • @sherponie4187
      @sherponie4187 2 роки тому +1

      @@Incyn thank you, i was going nuts trying to find it

    • @hellhounddead
      @hellhounddead 2 роки тому

      @@Incyn of course you of all people would know the song. Yall are awesome too.

  • @BigBoyFargo
    @BigBoyFargo 2 роки тому

    A new NeoCranium video uploaded before I go to work? What great timing!
    Also, I was literally eating a stack of pepperoni when Gwatcha was talking about eating a stack of pepperoni.

  • @clydemcmanus2473
    @clydemcmanus2473 2 роки тому +15

    You mind explaining what your doing on that couch chief?

  • @case_in_point
    @case_in_point Рік тому +1

    Ptsd moment: forgetting your tv is loud at 2am and turning on your ps2

  • @NachoLimeGuy
    @NachoLimeGuy 2 роки тому +1

    that was the hardest ive laughed this entire month. Thank you

  • @nagfiregamma
    @nagfiregamma 2 роки тому +9

    I'll make sure to finish my shenanigans for next time btw. Side effect of being lazy as hell

  • @Cr1msnF4dger
    @Cr1msnF4dger Рік тому +1

    Sooooooo hentai devs: If you ever needed someone to be in the sound department at 1:43 JFJ is your man

  • @shypony5820
    @shypony5820 2 роки тому +4

    16:54 ive never seen neo so fast to disingage

  • @TwinkieChief
    @TwinkieChief 2 роки тому +3

    This has got to be one of the funniest video neo has made.

  • @olliezoop
    @olliezoop Рік тому +3

    How is J able to consistently be this unintentionally hilarious, there's absolutely no way he's doing it on purpose

  • @FALLOUT3514
    @FALLOUT3514 2 роки тому +1

    This video genuinely had me tearing up. Thank you

  • @cranberryjuice305
    @cranberryjuice305 2 роки тому +7

    Neo got out gay-ed, this will be in the history books.

  • @OGSNAKEKILLER
    @OGSNAKEKILLER Рік тому +1

    dude i have watched this like 10 times and i just now noticed the cortana on the bottom left

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile 2 роки тому +14

    god i had tears in my eyes laughing, how do you guys manage to be so embarrassingly funny

  • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
    @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer 2 роки тому

    funniest vid you've put out in a hot minute bro

  • @Beartornado-BT
    @Beartornado-BT 2 роки тому

    Honestly every video is a treat Neo, keep on doing what you're doing, I look forward to every upload.

  • @Chubarrk
    @Chubarrk 2 роки тому +6

    Holy shit, the vengeful ghost bit made me bust a gut, goddamn.

  • @luthorharkon6109
    @luthorharkon6109 2 роки тому

    What a lovely day for a new Neo vid.

  • @ZephyrCuga
    @ZephyrCuga 2 роки тому

    I wasn't able to stay for long but making it into the vod after such a fun stream was nice

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 2 роки тому +5

    i've never felt this much pain and horniness at the same time

  • @That_One_Medic
    @That_One_Medic 2 роки тому +4

    5:09
    I am standing right here.

  • @danielmiller5778
    @danielmiller5778 2 роки тому +6

    Aw man I wanted to see the part where you and J both realize you’re only playing the dark anthology games because you both thought the other person wanted to play them.

  • @Xileth_
    @Xileth_ 2 роки тому +1

    BHRU it took me like 10 rewatches to notice the Cortana vtuber thing lmaoo

  • @BL667qul
    @BL667qul 2 роки тому

    Thank you for the video neo really appreciate the effort as always!

  • @Emerl-Battle
    @Emerl-Battle Рік тому +1

    4:54 neo looks like a sad dog

  • @heirofspacegodtier8148
    @heirofspacegodtier8148 2 роки тому +6

    I don't care what neo says, he is easily one of the most entertaining people I watch. 😁

  • @LOLMLG21
    @LOLMLG21 2 роки тому +1

    I fucking love the subtitle of "Injured COD breathing"

  • @jtm3133
    @jtm3133 2 роки тому +5

    Amazing animation

  • @FoxFanProductions
    @FoxFanProductions 2 роки тому +2

    5:05 Hey mom, I'm in a neo video! (I really wish I could change my name).

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 2 роки тому +1

    I’ve had the “One Legged” skull on since the day I was born 😂

  • @alexandermayfield1436
    @alexandermayfield1436 2 роки тому

    neo always makes banger videos, but this one was fantastic, i was dying laughing the whole time

  • @rocketmik65
    @rocketmik65 Рік тому +1

    It’s like my tenth time watching this and i only just noticed the cortana vtuber during Halo 3 😅

  • @monsunoguy19
    @monsunoguy19 8 місяців тому

    4:28 "Watch out! Exploding barre-"

  • @gator3138
    @gator3138 2 роки тому

    nice video neo, keep up the great work!

  • @revenantproxy9100
    @revenantproxy9100 2 роки тому +15

    Neo mukbang streamer

  • @oodie6284
    @oodie6284 2 роки тому

    Legit question, anyone know where that chicken sandwich was from? 4:42 I deadass need some of that now.

  • @Nineball459
    @Nineball459 2 роки тому

    These highlight vids never fail to make me laugh uncontrollably

  • @The-E-king
    @The-E-king Рік тому

    5:15 medic is the most top character there is. its either you don't do anything or he is letting you have some fun.

  • @Zolur
    @Zolur Рік тому +1

    the is the horniest halo video i've ever seen :)

  • @shadar5346
    @shadar5346 2 роки тому

    This video is a banger damn, I choked on my dinner watching it, keep it up Neo.

  • @cowsharts
    @cowsharts 2 роки тому +1

    love the facebook mum font at the end

  • @someguycalledblake5754
    @someguycalledblake5754 Рік тому +1

    2:00 My friends have done EXACTLY THIS

  • @griffinshawler8256
    @griffinshawler8256 2 роки тому +1

    JFJ’s punisher bit got me