Home Alone 1 was rather brutal. Definitely going to need surgery and rehab after that movie. But probably could survive most of it. Home Alone 2, almost every thing that happened to them would have been crippling or death within minutes.
This has made me realize a few things: 1. The Wet Bandits are clearly immortal 2. Harry and Marv only have one brain cell between them 3. Kevin needs psychiatric help
@@ImAlterlol Yeah, he was just defending himself. People really need to stop with the whole he's a 'serial killer' in the making thing. It's not funny.
The way Marv was electrocuted isn't just painful; it's incredibly dangerous too. Electricity always chooses the path of least resistance. Holding onto it like that, he'd have current sent through his heart which can not only negatively affect the pulse but also cause internal burns on the heart and other organs, not to mention if the current is strong enough you're not gonna get electrocuted; you're just gonna get exploded and suffer massive burns. If you should come across someone obviously being electrocuted, for the love of your health, do not touch them! You become part of the circuit unless properly insulated against it! Report it if you have the possibility but of course try to help them. If you're wearing a boilersuit what you can do is take it off and snag it around their body and pull them away, or, and I'm not joking: take a running speed and tackle them with your shoulder. Source: I'm a marine engineer. We have mandatory coursing in this every year. Death by electrocution is a leading cause of death in my field. If you find yourself suffer a serious electrocution, contact medical assistance. Many internal electrocution damage symptoms do not arise until hours later and it could be too late then.
What we are imprinted with at our annual safety course(electrician) : kick them or hit them with some dry lumber, if they don't survive, they will not be complaining... (or if they have dry clothes, and there is
Someome: *Dies* Doctor Mike: “When something like this happens, your heart actually stops pumping blood and you’re brain isn’t functioning properly...”
@Notthefallssorcererofbeto !2whyme I think if you look at poor Jackie now, he probably has the skeletal condition of an elderly footballer, if not worse.
I’ve always wondered why they never gave up. The amount of punishment and trauma Kevin was dishing out was borderline lethal and only intensified as they got further into the house. The hospital costs alone wasn’t going to be covered by whatever they were trying to burglarize.
It was basically their only source of income and their way of living so they can't really give up that much, and once they were in the house, they were then motivated to get revenge on Kevin, so they kept going mainly for Kevin and not for the valuable objects in the house.
@@arfansthenameyou would think the first trap would go “huh i should have seen this comming” second one is “this kid is smarter then i thought.” The third time would “this kid is set for war and was trained by steve mcgiver, i need to get out of here.”
OMFG, I just started to watch the video SortedFood's just uploaded while reading comments on this video and what is Barry wearing? A Home Alone t-shirt 🤣
7:39 A tip I've read: If it is NECESSARY for you to try touching a line/cable which is potentially actively electrified, touch it with the BACK of your hand. If you reach and grasp "normally" and it has a live current, that will cause the muscles in your hand to contract, preventing you from letting go, so use the back of your hand if you have "test."
Okay I have realized two things here about Kevin, ONE: he seems to have immense medical and technical knowledge to be able to cause all these injuries to the Bandits. TWO: He designed the traps to be lethal and is possibly a budding psychopath.
I mean, realistically one would only *need* a cat scan if they were still breathing after falling 40 feet onto a car. If injured beyond the capacity for life, not sure there is much point left?
According to Google you could survive a fall from up to 150 feet. Statistically speaking a large number of people survive falls from anywhere up to that height.
This reminded me, when I was a kid I stepped on the broken glass bottle. Bottle was stealthy in the snow. Glass punctured my boot and went into my foot. I felt no pain. As I continued to walk I felt that my foot was wet. I told my mom. And oh boy, she had a surprise. 😅 There was so much blood. No pain at all. Then after a few hours it started to hurt a lot.
My theory is that the reason Marv and Harry don’t die is because they already died during a burglary and they’re now in purgatory and Kevin is the demon sent to torture them forever
I don't know, the impression I'm getting from Dr. Mike's explanations is maybe Harry and Marv would've been luckier NOT to survive any of that. These men are cursed.
@@jakechecolinski5929 yeah honestly. Even tho I had to move over seas and leave everything I had, this year wasn’t to bad. Yes we’ve had some bad things but we’ve also had good things aswell!
You gotta admire their persistence though. If someone beat me up like that, I’m just gonna leave. But they were stupid and greedy enough to keep pushing on.
Why does nobody appreciate how underrated Marv is... Anvil to the face, Needle in the foot, Falling down stairs, etc. He is truly not able to be injured... even Harry bro... How are they just perfectly fine after like 5 minutes, dude... They have a low version of Pain Tolerance and its kind of OP.
When Marv screamed bloody murder with that tarantula on his face; I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself. To be honest Daniel Stern should have won an Oscar for Best Scream.
Home Alone was pretty much like torture of the bad guys without killing them. Home Alone 2 was more like how are these guys not dead? Especially that scene where Marv gets electrocuted, how could anyone survive that? I'm also amazed that Marv didn't become blind from that falling iron, never mind that he shouldn't have survived being hit by four bricks or when they both got hit by paint cans and fell down the stairs. They should have been paralyzed or dead by the end of the movie. The way they had Harry and Marv always get back up like nothing happened is what made the movie so humorous, though.
In the second movie he’s being hunted by two felons who want to kill him and is on the run from the police for using his Dad’s credit card. His actions are well within reason and are still self defence, as he never attacks Harry and Marv unless the get back up and come after him
In the second movie he's actually defending Mr Duncans Toy store, Harry and Marv plan to break in and steal all the donations for the children's hospital, Kevin takes pictures of them while they're taking all the money and Harry and Marv go after him for the camera.
Home alone: A family leaves their son alone at home, but little did they know that their sadistic homicidal child will stop at nothing to find them. Rated R.
You have successfully made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night while my parents asleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 Had to hold it in tho.. I wouldn't want them to find out I'm still awake at 1:30am in the middle of the night 😂😅
Corridor Digital (a special fx company) actually made Home Alone R-Rated with virtual fx. It's on their youtube channel, it's hilarious, gross and terrifying.
I adore the woman who took Harry and Marv out with a single punch each. She did NOT hesitate to defend herself, knocked two men out cold in broad daylight
Makes you wonder how long Kevin has had these traps inside his head. He must've been saving them for his family. I wouldn't blame him, horrible family.
Watching this as a nursing student is so great. Pathophysiology is a first semester course, and everything he is saying is jusf that. Like babe doctor or not, I understand all of what you’re saying
9:21 That's a staple gun, not a nail gun. How come everyone gets that wrong? Exactly 45 seconds later, the movie shows Marv taking the staple off his nose.
@@thecorrurtion215 technically speaking it's twice the injury. Two points of entry instead of one. Though the staple is also likely to have less penetration. So it essentially evens out. 🤷
@@13vatra less penetration and would require less force from the staple gun since the staples are usually smaller and thinner that the average nail from a nail gun.
I did that once! Don’t recommend it! But the black mud on the edge of the water is said to be INCREDIBLE for your skin. And the water is super fun to swim in because you don’t have to exert ANY effort to stay head and shoulders above the water.
i didn't know he was screaming because of the aftershave, thank you for pointing that out you just made it so much better when i first saw it i didn't know what aftershave was and i think my brain just decided that screaming at himself was a normal part of how the little psychopath wakes up even seeing it again years older it still didn't click
I actually had the wind knocked out of me once when I fell through monkey bars, which afterward I couldn’t breath for three seconds, which for 1st grade me, was absolutely terrifying.
Same, I was at the park with my grandpa and he didn’t notice after like 10 seconds that I was laying on the ground unable to breath, like dude I could’ve been kidnapped if I didn’t pick myself up to go over to him
2:32 I had a soccer ball hit me in the chest while I was goolie and the wind got knocked out of my, sounded like a squeaky toy breathing for the rest of the game 😭
The scene with the nail in the foot always reminds me of the time my little sister stepped on a rusty nail in the woods as a five year old. She took it out, went inside the house, grabbed a bandaid and continued on with her day. My mom got home and my sister ran up to her, telling her about the nail. My mom almost had a heart attack💀
The fact that it's rusty is worse, it hurts a lot stepping in the nail but when it's rusty it's worse because if something rusty cuts you, you can get a tetanus infection, and the pain of the nail, your sister should've talked to an adult instead of continuing on with her day, what a crazy story.
I actually was thinking, 'how in the hell did they survive this without a scratch?!" just recently. And lo and behold you show this and prove my point! So thank you!
Dr Mike: don't remove the nail yourself. Me thinking back to my childhood and all the nails I stepped on: yeah okay. Good thing I didn't do that. *sweats profusely*
Lol I did the same last week with a pice of glass witch went probably 1.5-2 inches into my foot but I also didn’t go to the hospital cuz I didn’t feel like dealing with the people there
This concept is the type of thing that teachers do to make something fun and educational, but they end up ruining the whole thing. The video was great and not at all a downer. Good job
Normal people: getting hit in the balls hurts Dr. Mike: Its a sensitive area with a lot of blood flow and if you rupture them, it can lead to swelling which would end in testicular torsion
@@neptune5348 1 idk why ur being so rude 😕 and 2 I didn't mean to reply to this comment lol there was another one talking about Wisconsin and someone said they r from there
When I was in primary school, we watched Home Alone and I couldn’t get how my other classmates were laughing at the men getting hurt, I just cringed and covered my eyes. 😬
I was today years old when I found out that you came here from Russia as a child! I had no idea! You sound like you were born and raised in Brooklyn. Well, in honor of my favorite influencer Dr., I will be naming a very important Dr. after you in my book that I'm writing. (Yes, I know, everyone is doing it.) I was actually hunting for a good, strong name for this particular doctor, and I think yours will be perfect, especially in light of all the wonderful things you have taught me about medicine in the last few years. I've been in medicine all my life. I literally grew up in a hospital. Both my parents were in medicine, and when we were little, were at the hospital before school, after school, when they got called in, etc. I grew up and went in the emergency medicine (not a Dr. I'm not that smart. I went for EMS.) but I've always had a love for it.
I love how sad and betrayed he sounds in that scene, "Marve, what are doing 0.0" it's so pitiful and makes me wanna know the depths of their friend/partnership
I understand how that happens. I rewatch these movies every year as my own Christmas tradition, and I'm still squeamish. In fact, I knew to look away looooongg before the nail to the foot. I've seen my own bone after having barb wire rip through my skin then flesh when I was 8 or 9 (I slid down a hill and came to a stop when my left arm got caught in the parameter fence) yet, I can't watch these movies without reacting.
Yeah but watching the show through the lens of “I need to react and analyze this medically” is different than watching for fun and being distracted by your phone.
The worst pains and fear I had as an adult and cried over was when I had a partial seizure, a severe cavity and the other time was when i stepped on a nail. Those three times my mother was there for me which was a huge blessing.
I’m epileptic and have had at least 15 grand maul seizures, for me they aren’t painful but very uncomfortable. After my fifth one I stopped fearing them and I’d call them an annoyance more than anything. Were they painful for you?
When I was 4,my mom took me to my grandad and I accidentally left a metal toy plane on the ground and I accidentally put a hole in my bc I shoved the foot into the wing I was crying like hell my uncle and my mom helped me but my grandad was blind so he couldn't see where we was.
Ive stepped on a nail & fallen down a flight of stairs TWICE and yet broke no bones and didn’t get concussed so I consider myself lucky asf. (The bruising was spectacular tho!)
@@jackoberhansly7479 the one exception I’ve seen to useless school nurses was my elementary school nurse, this woman was a military nurse, she was also really amazing at calming injured people down... we uh... had an alarming amount of broken arms and concussions at our school... XD
Dude istg in indonesia we don't have school nurse...mostly free timed teacher helps or another student....yup we all want that to skip classes....if any students have a boo-boo or something idk we help our self...
I had a school nurse who I'm pretty sure hated me, I came in almost every day because I got injured so much, I almost always needed a bandaid or ice because I has cut myself or hit something or had a headache, but this one time, I had fallen about 6 feet, landing on one leg, my knee almost buckled and it hurt horribly and I was limping pretty bad, AND THIS B*TCH SAW ME, A 2ND GRADER, LIMPING AND SOBBING, AND GUESS WHAT SHE SAID BEFORE I COULD TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED "go away, your fine" I OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT. This nurse is the reason I would not go to the nurse for 3 years after I left elementary school. She rarely believed me when I had horrendous headaches, she was awful to me specifically, I saw how she acted around other kids. She was nice and caring but to me she would say, are you sure your not faking it to get out of class. I never was. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
I love how he explains things and makes them so easy to understand. When I'm watching, I honestly dont even feel like I'm learning, but I am. I love Dr. Mike!!
Because you need to treat people how you wanted to be treated and if your are nice to somebody you might gets something back and even if you don’t you still feel happy about your choice. But that’s my opinion if you ask me but it doesn’t have to be your opinion because we are all special in our own way. Anyways stay safe and also why do you ask?.
Agreed. Laughed at this when I was a kid, but now as an adult, I cringe thinking of how large their medical bills will be from Home Alones 1 and 2 in real life.
When I was like 10 I went I’ve skating for the first time and long story short I got a huge bruise on my knee from that and then I went to my friends house after and we rode Razor scooters and I felt like I needed to amputate my leg it was horrible 😂 and when my mom came to pick me up I went into the car and start crying it hurt so bad 🤣
I once was playing around with a piece of rebar like a karate movie weapon and got my shin, took me down. Then roller derby I've basically been curb stomped by a skate. So not the same, but I feel this.
Harry and Marv are immortal angels sent by god in order to teach Kevin how to stand up for himself and take care of himself. So when he is on his own he will know how to stand up for himself.
I love that he actually explains the injuries rather than just saying oof that must’ve hurt.
People said that for 30 years 🤷🏻♂️
So true he took it too seriously
lol 😂
Agreed! This is exactly why I enjoy watching expert reaction videos. I want the nerdy scientific commentary, not just what anyone else could say. 😜
that’s kinda the point of a doctor’s commentary lol
Home Alone 1 was rather brutal. Definitely going to need surgery and rehab after that movie. But probably could survive most of it.
Home Alone 2, almost every thing that happened to them would have been crippling or death within minutes.
Yea but didn’t they fall 2 stories onto concrete in 2?
@@mountaineermatt5900 It was higher than that, but that's what I said. Almost everything would have crippled or killed them.
@@capp00 oh never mind read your comment wrong lol
And home alone 3 was just rubbish
@@haroon23tt55 We don't speak of that one.
This has made me realize a few things:
1. The Wet Bandits are clearly immortal
2. Harry and Marv only have one brain cell between them
3. Kevin needs psychiatric help
With that much brain trauma number 2 may be right
When harry I think harry got hit by bricks he definitely has no brain cells anymore
Kevin was defending his house-
That's why I always consider The Good Son to be Home Alone 3
@@ImAlterlol Yeah, he was just defending himself. People really need to stop with the whole he's a 'serial killer' in the making thing. It's not funny.
“Testicular torsion” sounded painful before you explained it and got even more painful after explaining it.
My cousin had that happen to him once when he was a child.
@@SmokeyMcb.
1:52 now I know why my brother didn't laugh during "nut-cracker" punch scene (he's a doctor)
@@SmokeyMcb Same, though it resolved itself. Can confirm, not fun at all.
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
Imagine these two guys coming to the doctor afterwards and having to explain their injuries...
Lets be honest no way they’d admit to being beaten up by a kid and an old man
@@TheJjcczz Plus multiple felonies. They're kinda screwed.
@@haydengodfrey8346 yea
Honestly most of these injuries would’ve killed them so they wouldn’t have even made it to the doctor.
Omg lol I didn’t expect to get a heart and so many likes!!! Tysm everyone!!
"That's death"
"First of all, good aim"
"But that's death".
I don't know why I found that funny.
I laughed at that bit 🤣
8:37, what he said and how he said it is funny
Me too
Me too
Yeah! I laughed that, too
The way Marv was electrocuted isn't just painful; it's incredibly dangerous too. Electricity always chooses the path of least resistance. Holding onto it like that, he'd have current sent through his heart which can not only negatively affect the pulse but also cause internal burns on the heart and other organs, not to mention if the current is strong enough you're not gonna get electrocuted; you're just gonna get exploded and suffer massive burns.
If you should come across someone obviously being electrocuted, for the love of your health, do not touch them! You become part of the circuit unless properly insulated against it! Report it if you have the possibility but of course try to help them. If you're wearing a boilersuit what you can do is take it off and snag it around their body and pull them away, or, and I'm not joking: take a running speed and tackle them with your shoulder.
Source: I'm a marine engineer. We have mandatory coursing in this every year. Death by electrocution is a leading cause of death in my field. If you find yourself suffer a serious electrocution, contact medical assistance. Many internal electrocution damage symptoms do not arise until hours later and it could be too late then.
well said and thanks for sharing! btw that also applies to a similar form, lightning strikes
Informational stuff man!
Could I use a scarf or sweater or something to pull them towards me?
What we are imprinted with at our annual safety course(electrician) : kick them or hit them with some dry lumber, if they don't survive, they will not be complaining... (or if they have dry clothes, and there is
electroboom has entered the chat
9:45 Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Whatever you say Jeremy Clarkson😂
Exactly. If there's no friction. Speed does nothing.
@@jacthing1unless you travel at the speed of light, that will definitely kill you lmao...
*You can tell he’s professional by how many words I didn’t understand.*
Same, like I be like whatttttt!!!!!😂
@@82geckogirl i had a stroke trying to read this
...I think I have been watching house too much, cus I understood all this 😆
Ah yes I understand some of these words
Tall kids then because you learn this in middle school who you guys are 13 yrs old or younger and also plz tell me your address to
Macaulay Culkin once said that there is a fan theory saying that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the killer in Saw.
XD
Ya, by film theory actually
any evidence. Look at my comment. I have 2 reasons
Though that seem super farfetched as kevin is 10 in the 90s while jigsaw was pretty old in 2004
@@atomic747 Well... have you seen Macaulay Culkin nowadays?
You acknowledged Occupational Therapy in regards to hand contractures, and I could hug you.
I learned a lot about injuries from this video. Thanks for making this.
We all know that Harry and Marv are freaking immortal 😂😂😂😂
xD
True XD
Bet they wish they weren't. Kevin beat Marv so hard he turned into French Stewart.
XD
Ye
Someome: *Dies*
Doctor Mike: “When something like this happens, your heart actually stops pumping blood and you’re brain isn’t functioning properly...”
Yes underrated COMMET HAHAHHA
you right you right.
Yep! No problem my dear Yep! My dear
your not you are (:
@@natalieslyfevlogs1288 cOmMeT😂😂
I love how Dr. Mike looks personally offended by all the injuries
I’ll be honest when I seen your picture all I could think was DOCTOR HORROR
like hes saying da fuq bish
He’s just like: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’VE DONE THIS
Lol yes
probably because he has seen siilar injuries in his line of work....... brings back memories of real life morons.
JESUS. I do NOT remember Home Alone being this brutal, holy hell.
And this isn't even all of the injuries from the two movies.
Mike: You can't even survive from this fall
Jackie Chan: let me introduce myself
OMG LOVE Jackie! Closest to superhuman we can get!
lmao
N o i c e
@Notthefallssorcererofbeto !2whyme I think if you look at poor Jackie now, he probably has the skeletal condition of an elderly footballer, if not worse.
@Notthefallssorcererofbeto !2whyme well actually most insurance companies won’t cover Jackie. So he has to do stunts himself.
"First of all good aim, but thats death." - Dr.Mike
Lol
what is aftershave
@@bhanubisht1987 its a sort of deodorant you spray on you neck and chin after shaving
@@kankerdriewieler4338 ok tq
By the time I found this comment, he said it.
8:30
Kevin doesn’t want to protect his house:
*he wants Harry and Marv to suffer*
Yes
Our pfps though✌️🔥
Remember kids RIP AND TEAR
@@youngcringe9267 yes very poggers
@@imarson_404_2 yes I even have roblox character outfits made
I remember watching a special edition of this on tv once, and it talked about all the injuries they received from the traps. It was hilarious 😂
I remember that, it was funny
I’ve always wondered why they never gave up. The amount of punishment and trauma Kevin was dishing out was borderline lethal and only intensified as they got further into the house. The hospital costs alone wasn’t going to be covered by whatever they were trying to burglarize.
I assume it was their pride at that point. They couldn’t let themselves be bested by a child
It was basically their only source of income and their way of living so they can't really give up that much, and once they were in the house, they were then motivated to get revenge on Kevin, so they kept going mainly for Kevin and not for the valuable objects in the house.
@@axemaster8331And they would've succeeded if not for that timely intervention
@@arfansthenameyou would think the first trap would go “huh i should have seen this comming” second one is “this kid is smarter then i thought.” The third time would “this kid is set for war and was trained by steve mcgiver, i need to get out of here.”
@@mlpfanboy1701 so you didnt read and understand my comment
*Marv gets hit with a brick*
Dr. Mike: First of all good aim but that's DEATH
priorities
I could see him visually being on the roof with Kevin saying that xD
Just as I was reading this the scene came😂
I bought a "Home alone" sweater. Nothing fits better for Christmas during a pandemic...
The fact that a shirt like that is perfect is sad
OMFG, I just started to watch the video SortedFood's just uploaded while reading comments on this video and what is Barry wearing? A Home Alone t-shirt 🤣
Indeed
That's right.. Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🎅
I was arrested a few years back wearing the "Merry Christmas you filthy animal" jumper 😂😂😂
7:39 A tip I've read: If it is NECESSARY for you to try touching a line/cable which is potentially actively electrified, touch it with the BACK of your hand. If you reach and grasp "normally" and it has a live current, that will cause the muscles in your hand to contract, preventing you from letting go, so use the back of your hand if you have "test."
This is why people need voltage testers
😅 fr
Okay I have realized two things here about Kevin, ONE: he seems to have immense medical and technical knowledge to be able to cause all these injuries to the Bandits. TWO: He designed the traps to be lethal and is possibly a budding psychopath.
Kevin is the doll from SAW confirmed :/
@@liayanvenicegigare9173 You've seen those theories too? Some of them are really detailed
@@liayanvenicegigare9173 Kevin is also a dragon
@@isaacgraff8288 Yep a ton of 'em
Ya
Home Alone: A sadistic child fights braindead immortal home invaders
Underrated comment :D
Well that wraps up the movie thanks for watching!
It's basically the family friendly version of Jigsaw
@@aussiecountry9320 Yeah it kind of is
@@aussiecountry9320 Well, there's a theory, that Kevin later became Jigsaw, so...
*“Falling 40 feet onto a metal car is the definition of needing a cat scan”*
The only thing you’re getting after that is an autopsy
Underrated comment
I mean, realistically one would only *need* a cat scan if they were still breathing after falling 40 feet onto a car. If injured beyond the capacity for life, not sure there is much point left?
I feel like this would be a situation where the paramedics would declare injuries incompatible with life.
According to Google you could survive a fall from up to 150 feet. Statistically speaking a large number of people survive falls from anywhere up to that height.
@@sam8404 Lots of people survive falling from such height. When the conditions are wrong , just as many people don’t survive.
This reminded me, when I was a kid I stepped on the broken glass bottle. Bottle was stealthy in the snow. Glass punctured my boot and went into my foot. I felt no pain. As I continued to walk I felt that my foot was wet. I told my mom. And oh boy, she had a surprise. 😅 There was so much blood. No pain at all. Then after a few hours it started to hurt a lot.
These burglars have a better healing factor than Deadpool
Yeah lol
Yup
Lmao
Yup
JustDavid'-' you’re profile it’s perfect
My theory is that the reason Marv and Harry don’t die is because they already died during a burglary and they’re now in purgatory and Kevin is the demon sent to torture them forever
Omg thats amazing
Oh that went dark real quickly
That theory... actually makes a lot of sense.
That would be hell, not purgatory. The whole point of purgatory and what distinguishes it from Heaven/Hell is that it ends.
RYN Q WHYYYYYY does that make so much sense??????
He didn't criticize the part of the electrocution where we see Marv's skeleton, so that must be 100% medically accurate. Good to know.
😂
Definitely
Or when Kevin modulates Marv's screams by adjusting the current intensity, as well...
fh
Yeah, thats the one i was sure of seeing, its the one i remember the best.
Harry + Marv should just be thankful they're alive. Seeing this stuff and having a doctor react to this, they could've died a dozen times
Home Alone 3: The Wet Bandits’ Nightmares
I don't know, the impression I'm getting from Dr. Mike's explanations is maybe Harry and Marv would've been luckier NOT to survive any of that. These men are cursed.
Some of these booby traps this kid came up with would have put Rambo to shame.
They’re obviously immortal.
@@Aredel Fr yo
Let's be honest, almost all of us had at least one moment covered mouth with our hands. Because of the pain we imagined
I had the testicular torsion
Oml so true 😌✋
The nail in the foot.
@@prestonjones1653 same
Me eating while watching this be like : wait, am I not a normal human?!!😂
Going through 2020 was like going through Kevin’s house on Christmas Eve
Meh wasn't that bad
XD
@@jakechecolinski5929 yeah honestly. Even tho I had to move over seas and leave everything I had, this year wasn’t to bad. Yes we’ve had some bad things but we’ve also had good things aswell!
Ok umm I don’t know about anyone else but 2020 was hell on earth.
My 2020 was pretty awesome. Got covid-19... Wasn't that bad. Flu is worse. Went on my honeymoon. Made money. Lived a good life so far
4:30 “OH NO!” 😂 Gets me every time!
As a kid I found Home Alone hilariously funny as an adult I understand this kids is a experienced assassin or at least you got a PhD in pain
He's the Jigsaw
😭
My guy is literally killua from hunter x hunter
Like Agent 47 accident kills
He was trained by the Viet Cong. The original booby trap masters.
“First of all good aim, but that’s death.” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I didn't watch the video yet but I assume you're talking about when Kevin was throwing bricks at Marv
@@BibyJoseph03 yep XDDD
OK somebody needs to make an edit of Home Alone were it is the full movie but dr. Mike's medical commentary is included throughout
I think he just did O.o
I’ve actually seen a version of the movie where they got a doctor and it told you the injuries that happened
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT UA-camR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear dhor
They have it on free form it’s called like the pop up version or something
I’ll make it 🙋🏻♀️ maybe..
You gotta admire their persistence though. If someone beat me up like that, I’m just gonna leave. But they were stupid and greedy enough to keep pushing on.
This is why rule number 1 of Home Alone. Is to don't question ANYTHING
Yes
True!
Lol
Intruder: head is burning
Doctor mike: ...... MoVe MoVe wHy iS hE sTaNdInG tHeRe
True
Its hairy
0:01 (or) 5:09
Maryam Louis his name is Harry btw
@@cuppycakersd.i.y6083 ya mean Harry :]
Why does nobody appreciate how underrated Marv is... Anvil to the face, Needle in the foot, Falling down stairs, etc. He is truly not able to be injured... even Harry bro... How are they just perfectly fine after like 5 minutes, dude... They have a low version of Pain Tolerance and its kind of OP.
Uh, that was an iron not an anvil
Unless you have this you can't be a burglar
When Marv screamed bloody murder with that tarantula on his face; I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself. To be honest Daniel Stern should have won an Oscar for Best Scream.
Hmm i never thougt about that
Also being smashed with a brick that dropped from a building
i have felt the same as harry getting the wind knocked out of him... that took months of healing... but love that your explaining
My 7 year old: “Shouldn’t they be dead by now?”
Me: “WILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF!”
“I reject your reality, and substitute my own!”
-Adam Savage
I was actually just about to comment that how are they not like dead by now
IDK Why but this comment had me spit out my tea!
Your 7-year-old failed to realize the movie just divides all damage dealt to the wet/sticky bandits by 10.
home alone is just kid friendly final destination
*change my mind*
No I don’t think I will
@@maplesyrup10q19 I understood that reference
I don't think that can be changed. It is now in my head. Thanks a lot
You can't change what is true
Definitely not kid friendly
Home Alone was pretty much like torture of the bad guys without killing them. Home Alone 2 was more like how are these guys not dead? Especially that scene where Marv gets electrocuted, how could anyone survive that? I'm also amazed that Marv didn't become blind from that falling iron, never mind that he shouldn't have survived being hit by four bricks or when they both got hit by paint cans and fell down the stairs. They should have been paralyzed or dead by the end of the movie. The way they had Harry and Marv always get back up like nothing happened is what made the movie so humorous, though.
they tried to outdo themselves, classic example of painting yourself in a corner
Except for the brick throwing
Bruh its a movie for children on christmas
Its DC
Mayb robber have adrenaline rush buff...gives them regeneration 100% in a certain area of point...once they are out of the area the buff is cancel
9:57 I like how the thud sound effect plays everytime Dr. Mike puts his hands together
Hearing this guy explain the outcome of these injuries makes the scene much more painful than it already is ☠️
Home alone
@@shaynewheeler9249 I agree
NNNO i meant to press reply for stolen
Burn
Body: we're being electrocuted, we should let go
Also body: nope. Can't.
I thought DC was worse because it would constantly contract the muscles rather than having short periods of low current
Brain: we're being electrocuted, we should let go
muscles: nope. Can't.
@@captainahab5522 I believe you are right I think he just got mixed up.
@@josiahnowak4418 Probably. He’s a doctor, not an electrical engineer. Lol
@@captainahab5522 AC current is the more fatal current multiple times stronger then it's DC counterpart.
I get it that Kevin is defending his home in the first movie, but by the second movie, I'm convinced Kevin is just a homicidal psychopath.
honestly. i remember watching it when I was younger and just,, questioning everything he did
In the second movie he’s being hunted by two felons who want to kill him and is on the run from the police for using his Dad’s credit card. His actions are well within reason and are still self defence, as he never attacks Harry and Marv unless the get back up and come after him
In the second movie he's actually defending Mr Duncans Toy store, Harry and Marv plan to break in and steal all the donations for the children's hospital, Kevin takes pictures of them while they're taking all the money and Harry and Marv go after him for the camera.
@@TheJjcczz yeah I get that, but then again in both movies he decides to call the cops after he should've killed Harry and Marv 5 times.
@@noramarquez3028 yeah I get that, but then again in both movies he decides to call the cops after he should've killed Harry and Marv 5 times.
“I’m trying to critique the medical accuracy” and “yeah he’s dead, he’s not getting up” lol that’s hilarious awesome work have a good day
Me when first watching the home alone movies: how are these guys not dead?!
Me after watching this video: SEE I ToLD YoU SOo!!!!!!!
I am seeing so many comments that are overrated and yours is underrated I agree btw 🤣🤣🤣
Ah £&@£ here we go again
@Chava K dey cant die if there GOD
there gods
Good to know i wasn't the pnly one who thought this
Doctor mike: I’m a real doctor
Also doctor mike: can’t say “testicular area” without laughing
XD
I mean even if I became the president of the US, I'd still laugh at it too 😂😂
GlamourJinx yea same cuz it's funny when you say it
You say it
Home alone: A family leaves their son alone at home, but little did they know that their sadistic homicidal child will stop at nothing to find them. Rated R.
You have successfully made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night while my parents asleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Had to hold it in tho.. I wouldn't want them to find out I'm still awake at 1:30am in the middle of the night 😂😅
Turns out there's a good reason they left him behind...they just didn't realize the destruction he would cause attempting to get to them 😂
Corridor Digital (a special fx company) actually made Home Alone R-Rated with virtual fx. It's on their youtube channel, it's hilarious, gross and terrifying.
@@RikFTK ...
link?
@@hystericaljaydee1959 The link is right above your comment.
I adore the woman who took Harry and Marv out with a single punch each. She did NOT hesitate to defend herself, knocked two men out cold in broad daylight
I was watching Home Alone a few nights ago and I thought to myself “Dr. Mike should really react to these injuries”...I’m so ready for this!!
Me too The injuries are always my favorite they are always SO FUNNY 😂😂😂
You guys have almost the same pfp
@@PadmaPaddu ikr for a quick second I thought they were the same person
*GASP* you predicted the future!!!!
Makes you wonder how long Kevin has had these traps inside his head. He must've been saving them for his family. I wouldn't blame him, horrible family.
oh shi-
No tea set no life
I mean with how they treat him, it’s understandable. I feel like most of them would be for buzz or uncle frank
@@MaeArt725 Totally. Those two were the worst.
Yeah I hated watching it when I got older and realizing just how mean his family is to him
You can learn more from this guy in 10 minutes than 4 years at some colleges.
Well depends on your major and yeah the college also. If you're majoring in say....philosophy or art, yeah you just saved yourself $40,000-100,000
Periodt
Yep
Watching this as a nursing student is so great. Pathophysiology is a first semester course, and everything he is saying is jusf that. Like babe doctor or not, I understand all of what you’re saying
"There's no human that's surviving this"
Russians: hold my vodka
*our*
@@somethingcool9010 nice
@@somethingcool9010 Russian Anthem Plays
He’s russian (technically because he grew up in the US since he was 6) so he knows
Yea, Russians are indestructible XD
9:21 That's a staple gun, not a nail gun. How come everyone gets that wrong? Exactly 45 seconds later, the movie shows Marv taking the staple off his nose.
It is a staple gun? I thought it was a stapler
A nice fun fact, but would it change anything about the damage he received
Ok
@@thecorrurtion215 technically speaking it's twice the injury. Two points of entry instead of one. Though the staple is also likely to have less penetration. So it essentially evens out. 🤷
@@13vatra less penetration and would require less force from the staple gun since the staples are usually smaller and thinner that the average nail from a nail gun.
Dr.Mike: So I shaved my face, and actually my body to get an even tan
Dead Sea: I like ya cut G
Underrated comment
🤣
Commander this comment needs way more likes
N O I C E
I can literally watch Dr Mike's medical commentary for every movie instead of any director's cut and would love every second!
Note to self: never shave before going into dead sea
Who swims in the Dead Sea? Its 100% salt lol.
@@staceyparfait1671 I'm not sure you know how the percentages work.
@@staceyparfait1671 people swim cause you float in it
I did that once! Don’t recommend it! But the black mud on the edge of the water is said to be INCREDIBLE for your skin. And the water is super fun to swim in because you don’t have to exert ANY effort to stay head and shoulders above the water.
@@JanPopieluch lmaoooo tru
i didn't know he was screaming because of the aftershave, thank you for pointing that out you just made it so much better
when i first saw it i didn't know what aftershave was and i think my brain just decided that screaming at himself was a normal part of how the little psychopath wakes up
even seeing it again years older it still didn't click
How is he a psychopath he was defending himself dude
But when he puts it on, they added a "tssss" burning sound effect. You didn't hear it?
@@irenaveksler1935lol he basically murdered two dudes instead of calling the cops.
@@stellalove3039 he couldn’t call the cops until the end of the movie and the robbers tried to kill Kevin
I actually had the wind knocked out of me once when I fell through monkey bars, which afterward I couldn’t breath for three seconds, which for 1st grade me, was absolutely terrifying.
Same,but i just fell from behind
Lol you must not have had siblings to beat you up because this happened to me like once a week
Same, I was at the park with my grandpa and he didn’t notice after like 10 seconds that I was laying on the ground unable to breath, like dude I could’ve been kidnapped if I didn’t pick myself up to go over to him
@@Lanibugg143 oof that sucks but I'm glad you are ok
Lol you should try playing hockey, it happens a lot to me
2:32 I had a soccer ball hit me in the chest while I was goolie and the wind got knocked out of my, sounded like a squeaky toy breathing for the rest of the game 😭
The scene with the nail in the foot always reminds me of the time my little sister stepped on a rusty nail in the woods as a five year old. She took it out, went inside the house, grabbed a bandaid and continued on with her day. My mom got home and my sister ran up to her, telling her about the nail. My mom almost had a heart attack💀
My mom stepped on a nail as a kid too
And that scene always makes me cringe hard.. lol
This little girl is more of a badass than i am as a fully grown man
@@GBS4893 Lol yeah
That scene always makes me uncomfortable. As well as anything involving nails/screws going in feet, hands, etc;
The fact that it's rusty is worse, it hurts a lot stepping in the nail but when it's rusty it's worse because if something rusty cuts you, you can get a tetanus infection, and the pain of the nail, your sister should've talked to an adult instead of continuing on with her day, what a crazy story.
I actually was thinking, 'how in the hell did they survive this without a scratch?!" just recently. And lo and behold you show this and prove my point! So thank you!
Dr Mike: don't remove the nail yourself.
Me thinking back to my childhood and all the nails I stepped on: yeah okay. Good thing I didn't do that. *sweats profusely*
@Doctor Mike dude.
Lol I did the same last week with a pice of glass witch went probably 1.5-2 inches into my foot but I also didn’t go to the hospital cuz I didn’t feel like dealing with the people there
..well thats the point of the video
Hahahahaa
WHy would you be stepping on multiple nails as a kid.
This concept is the type of thing that teachers do to make something fun and educational, but they end up ruining the whole thing. The video was great and not at all a downer. Good job
Normal people: getting hit in the balls hurts
Dr. Mike: Its a sensitive area with a lot of blood flow and if you rupture them, it can lead to swelling which would end in testicular torsion
Hey I live in Milwaukee most people don't think of our small city
@@miracleboy.satori8277 Wtf does that have to do with a medical term?
@@neptune5348 1 idk why ur being so rude 😕 and 2 I didn't mean to reply to this comment lol there was another one talking about Wisconsin and someone said they r from there
@@neptune5348 toxic
@@neptune5348 toxic
When I was in primary school, we watched Home Alone and I couldn’t get how my other classmates were laughing at the men getting hurt, I just cringed and covered my eyes. 😬
Some of the scenes like the nail in the foot scene make me cringe but I'm ok at the others
And then theres me when I was that age not realising how dangerou some of these were and wanting to prank my mum with some of them
@@sarahmorley7751 rip mum
????-????
got pranked by stupid kid
Aw, sweet one. Me too.
Aspecially when he stepped on the nail
These guys may be highly incompetent at what they do, but they're _freaking immortal._
Before bed, Dracula checks the closet for Kevin McCalister. 😅
@@Delta47_11B Before leaving the house, The Jigsaw Killer checks the bushes for Kevin McCallister
I swear Kevin is trying to kill them
@ThatOneAnimator - Official you seem to misunderstand i AM flowey. I decode what they are called
@ThatOneAnimator - Official I'm right here
I was today years old when I found out that you came here from Russia as a child! I had no idea! You sound like you were born and raised in Brooklyn. Well, in honor of my favorite influencer Dr., I will be naming a very important Dr. after you in my book that I'm writing. (Yes, I know, everyone is doing it.) I was actually hunting for a good, strong name for this particular doctor, and I think yours will be perfect, especially in light of all the wonderful things you have taught me about medicine in the last few years. I've been in medicine all my life. I literally grew up in a hospital. Both my parents were in medicine, and when we were little, were at the hospital before school, after school, when they got called in, etc. I grew up and went in the emergency medicine (not a Dr. I'm not that smart. I went for EMS.) but I've always had a love for it.
One thing I've learned from these movies: Harry and Marv are immortal
That or there body's tougher than wolverines.
Yep
Ja vol
It’s because they are acting like they got hurt but they are fine so they are still alive
Nah brah the aliens
I love how sad and betrayed he sounds in that scene, "Marve, what are doing 0.0" it's so pitiful and makes me wanna know the depths of their friend/partnership
It was like huh?
Considering the smart thing would be to flick the spider off rather than an overhead smash... yeah, I'd feel betrayed too.
Et tu, Brute?
I love how he is acting like this is the first time has ever seen these injuries after saying its one of his favorite movies
I understand how that happens. I rewatch these movies every year as my own Christmas tradition, and I'm still squeamish. In fact, I knew to look away looooongg before the nail to the foot. I've seen my own bone after having barb wire rip through my skin then flesh when I was 8 or 9 (I slid down a hill and came to a stop when my left arm got caught in the parameter fence) yet, I can't watch these movies without reacting.
I love your profile picture Chelsea
@@captaincruise_eq.8652 THANK YOU!!!
Exactly what I was thinking
Yeah but watching the show through the lens of “I need to react and analyze this medically” is different than watching for fun and being distracted by your phone.
And now, I want to watch that movie again… for the 50th time.. Ty doctor
Dr.Mike: *talking about how brain moves in head*
Me: *annoyed I can’t feel it moving* -_-
lol
Omg my pride and joy of today is Dr.Mike liking this😂biggest fulfillment of my life
😂😂😂
It said 2 replies but there are 3
Is it bad that I can feel my brain move when I shake my head a lil 😂
The worst pains and fear I had as an adult and cried over was when I had a partial seizure, a severe cavity and the other time was when i stepped on a nail. Those three times my mother was there for me which was a huge blessing.
Euuurghh I just curled my foot in lol
I once stepped on a rusty nail and I didn't even feel it until my mother pointed it out. Went through the foot
I’m epileptic and have had at least 15 grand maul seizures, for me they aren’t painful but very uncomfortable. After my fifth one I stopped fearing them and I’d call them an annoyance more than anything. Were they painful for you?
When I was 4,my mom took me to my grandad and I accidentally left a metal toy plane on the ground and I accidentally put a hole in my bc I shoved the foot into the wing I was crying like hell my uncle and my mom helped me but my grandad was blind so he couldn't see where we was.
Most pain < bone pain < gum pain
i love how the dude didnt move out of the way when his head is lit on fire and mike keeps yelling *MOOOOOOOVE*
Ive stepped on a nail & fallen down a flight of stairs TWICE and yet broke no bones and didn’t get concussed so I consider myself lucky asf. (The bruising was spectacular tho!)
Burglers: get hurt severely
The school nurse: it's ice time
There not even real nurses there just people who don’t have a life and pretend there a real nurse lol
@@jackoberhansly7479 the one exception I’ve seen to useless school nurses was my elementary school nurse, this woman was a military nurse, she was also really amazing at calming injured people down... we uh... had an alarming amount of broken arms and concussions at our school... XD
Dude istg in indonesia we don't have school nurse...mostly free timed teacher helps or another student....yup we all want that to skip classes....if any students have a boo-boo or something idk we help our self...
LOL! I’m laughing because I am a school nurse!
I had a school nurse who I'm pretty sure hated me, I came in almost every day because I got injured so much, I almost always needed a bandaid or ice because I has cut myself or hit something or had a headache, but this one time, I had fallen about 6 feet, landing on one leg, my knee almost buckled and it hurt horribly and I was limping pretty bad, AND THIS B*TCH SAW ME, A 2ND GRADER, LIMPING AND SOBBING, AND GUESS WHAT SHE SAID BEFORE I COULD TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED "go away, your fine" I OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT. This nurse is the reason I would not go to the nurse for 3 years after I left elementary school. She rarely believed me when I had horrendous headaches, she was awful to me specifically, I saw how she acted around other kids. She was nice and caring but to me she would say, are you sure your not faking it to get out of class. I never was. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
I love how he explains things and makes them so easy to understand. When I'm watching, I honestly dont even feel like I'm learning, but I am. I love Dr. Mike!!
The injuries when i was a teen: That's funny!
The injuries as a adult: I'm *HIGHLY* uncomfortable from this.
I can't watch funny videos of people getting hurt anymore. Movie kind that aren't real? Sure, but irl? Not anymore.
I was cringing the whole time. I do with this internet videos, too...
I don't think I've EVER been comfortable watching that.
The one that gets me the most is the nail in the foot. I physically have to turn away from that one lol
@@masquerademage I have stepped on a nail. Not a pleasant experience
That ,ohh no MOVE, got me 😂😂😂😂😂
"ice can actually burn you"
school nurse: *the pyro*
nah she said Nani?
😹
underrated
Lol
.o.
The thing that’s more impressive than Kevin’s traps for the robbers is their ability to continuously survive😂
These movies are great but the older I get the more painful it is too watch LOL
Same
Home alone
When I was little I was like they are fine and now I just I can’t watch it’s so scary and now I am scared to be home alone
He is like the health teacher that every time we watch a video he breaks every thing down but love the video keep up the great work
This movie honestly was terrifying for me.
It was funny for me but that’s sad I’m sorry that you did not feel the same way.
@@mariasallyf.gonzales9637 why so nice
Because you need to treat people how you wanted to be treated and if your are nice to somebody you might gets something back and even if you don’t you still feel happy about your choice. But that’s my opinion if you ask me but it doesn’t have to be your opinion because we are all special in our own way. Anyways stay safe and also why do you ask?.
@@mariasallyf.gonzales9637 i asked because i felt that was to nice, cuz you never gonna see this guy irl
With the way the world is now nd how people are acting, kindness is needed, even to strangers you'll never meet. Good on you, man.
The definition of being an adult is when you stop laughing at this film and just have a permanent expression of pain on your face.
Too bad I'm still a kid at the of 29.
Agreed. Laughed at this when I was a kid, but now as an adult, I cringe thinking of how large their medical bills will be from Home Alones 1 and 2 in real life.
The nail scene always makes me look away
Oh... then i became an adult when i was 9 lol
@@cogbait same. I have actually stepped on a nail twice😖
Kevin: I barely hurt them
Marv and Harry: twenty eight stab wounds
More like: 28 stab wounds, 69 bone crack, 3 nerve failure,....
@@thewatcher8657 nice
Lol
Do you mean Marv?
@@thewatcher8657 a million bruises, 420 indentations in the feet from Lego’s, a concussion…
I know people would die from these injuries but your reaction to them is hilarious!
every christmas i watch all the home alone movies, and every single time i ask myself “how are they still alive?”
I watch Donald Duck for an hour with my whole family and it’s always the same exact thing I can memorize most of the lines
I ask myself the same thing
They're immortal. They don't die.
It isn't real
My mom made it a Christmas tradition to watch home alone one and two
"You're not surviving all these injuries"
Me who survived a Razor scooter to the shin: Are you challenging me mortal?
You'll understand when your epiphyseal plates solidify.
Lol once you get a scooter it’s a war
When I was like 10 I went I’ve skating for the first time and long story short I got a huge bruise on my knee from that and then I went to my friends house after and we rode Razor scooters and I felt like I needed to amputate my leg it was horrible 😂 and when my mom came to pick me up I went into the car and start crying it hurt so bad 🤣
I once was playing around with a piece of rebar like a karate movie weapon and got my shin, took me down. Then roller derby I've basically been curb stomped by a skate. So not the same, but I feel this.
my favorite part is when Dr. Mike squishes his face into every expression possible when seeing the injuries 😹
Lol the robbers should have died in the 2nd and Kevin could have in the first
Thank you I enjoyed that I hope you will do more movies.
"There's no human that is surviving this" I guess Harry and Marv were never humans in the first place
They're toons in disguise.
@@heathledgersjoker6262 😹 great response
@@fe26lover45 40 secs ago .0.
Harry and Marv are immortal angels sent by god in order to teach Kevin how to stand up for himself and take care of himself. So when he is on his own he will know how to stand up for himself.
@@joshclb2000 🛴