None of you understand that the type of person who comes up with this ‘bit’ is a fucking loser. We all get that it’s a ‘bit’. Only a spoiled little Daddy’s Boy like Tom would come up with something like this, let alone commit to it for years. That’s the point.
I was very excited to book my ticket to wherever the fuck but i just checked my account and find out i am truly amongst the poors, please forgive me Lord Segura for i have sinned
Now I think about Tom’s basketball accident in a different light, I used to not be able to watch it and now I have it on a loop to make me feel better about being poor
I wonder if he's gonna make the tickets to his show cost $1000 as an ironic jab towards the poors. you see, when Tom does a little on-the-nose type joke like that, idiots actually think he's doing it to make fun of the blunder, not that he's just an unlikeable guy who people confuse for clever and satirical.
I'm guessing it was a weight issue and not really about the bags. Tom might be going through some hard times folks, take it easy. The only reason its a big deal to check bags is if you've stuffs that pelican case full of delicious 😋 pop tarts and you need snacks for the ride. Take it one day at a time tom. 🙂 You're in my prayers 😇
Just popped in for the first 10 seconds, I don’t have enough money for the rest……I’m one of them poors…..heading over to watch Shane Gillis with everyone else 💪
Hope the police in these cities are paying attention and can finally link Tom to unsolved murders over the past few decades. Garth and him are up to something evil.
I like Theos career - how he has climbed to the top and not become a total dick stick to people who support him . Enjoy your riches - Poors will be poor and support better comics ! 😊
It would have been a classic if you got Steven Seagal to appear saying he's been skating for 34 years and inspired Tony Hawk to do the famous frontside 540 rodeo flip. ;)
Hey Tom, I'd be happy to interview you after your show in Tampa. I've sent you an email. Please respond.
do it tom! hate from Tampa
Tom, consider meeting @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
It would be cool if Tom actually spoke with you
hehe
LOL
Richy Rich looking to fleece the poors out of the little money they don't even deserve to have. You should all be grateful that Tom does this for you.
None of you understand that the type of person who comes up with this ‘bit’ is a fucking loser. We all get that it’s a ‘bit’. Only a spoiled little Daddy’s Boy like Tom would come up with something like this, let alone commit to it for years. That’s the point.
Haha!! Best one yet!
I'm so grateful he graced us fat poors with another special
come on poors ! Don't you see how "cool" tom is ?! He's skateboarding now.
He's just another pawn in his own game.
Hope it works out just like his basketball skit.
@@Teabonesteak yeah i can see you're just a hater.... Plus a poor ! Shame on you !
So I assume you'll be touring by car and boat since air ports make you feel like a poor?
Uhhh no! He flies private!
Hopefully when he is flying private and being served food he'll be wearing a Rolex Sky Dweller. Cheers.
@@Kthomaconly if his cow wife is not there. She exceeds the weight limit for private plans.
Is there any way we can get 30-45 minutes on luxury watches, exotic cars and battling the poors while in an airport?
I'm too poor to afford a ticket
Lmao, I love you
Maybe stop leaving UA-cam comments and go do something with your life?
Fat poors, we unite again to bow before our bald master who has graced us with another special.
This feels like a Schuab skit... classic! 😆
tom giving back to the poors
I HOPE THERES LOTS OF JOKES ABOUT THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS
I was very excited to book my ticket to wherever the fuck but i just checked my account and find out i am truly amongst the poors, please forgive me Lord Segura for i have sinned
Surely there’s an easier way too avoid your family.
didnt he just finish the crazy 2 year tour...
@@x...CrankyOldMan...xcan't stay around Ol Christina and the kids for too long
This comment made my day
😂😂😂
@@platapus112 could you? holy fuk she's even more annoying than Tom a lot of the time
Let's all go see Trustfund Tommy!!!
Tom. You blow.
Now I think about Tom’s basketball accident in a different light, I used to not be able to watch it and now I have it on a loop to make me feel better about being poor
Come together ! Except if you're poor, in that case Tom hates you.
I do too
Tom turned into a lolcow
Nice, more banked podcast eps
Tom: "What's your blood type Tony?"...Tony: "Not yours" lmao Well done Jeans. Even on the floor there, you look better than Bart.
I wonder if he's gonna make the tickets to his show cost $1000 as an ironic jab towards the poors.
you see, when Tom does a little on-the-nose type joke like that, idiots actually think he's doing it to make fun of the blunder,
not that he's just an unlikeable guy who people confuse for clever and satirical.
Touch my camera through the fence
REDBAR IS WATCHING ‼️❗️
Shit special
I dont think i can afford tickets because Im poor - Katt Williams
I'm guessing it was a weight issue and not really about the bags. Tom might be going through some hard times folks, take it easy. The only reason its a big deal to check bags is if you've stuffs that pelican case full of delicious 😋 pop tarts and you need snacks for the ride. Take it one day at a time tom. 🙂 You're in my prayers 😇
I couldn't afford new glasses so im watching this completely blurry, sincerely one of your poor fans
Just popped in for the first 10 seconds, I don’t have enough money for the rest……I’m one of them poors…..heading over to watch Shane Gillis with everyone else 💪
As you should support only real comics
Lauren Compton is pregnant, Tom is the father.
Hey, Mr. Segura. I've always been a big fan. Hz ~ EMF. I look forward to watching your stand up in Ottawa Ontario. Take care, MDLLJ.
So excited to come see the show in Reno! 😮💨
Can we talk about Hawaii, please?
#wethepoor
How will us poors afford it
I can’t wait until Christina leaves his ass. I hope she gets more than half.
We all know that this tour is just an excuse for Tom to come everywhere again.
When you coming to Canada 🇨🇦
Depends. Are you a poor?
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, connecting with @IvanKv is a must-do.
Hey Tom, Tampa tomorrow, connecting with @IvanKv is a must.
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, you and @IvanKv should touch base.
Hope the police in these cities are paying attention and can finally link Tom to unsolved murders over the past few decades. Garth and him are up to something evil.
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, connecting with @IvanKv is essential.
Ever coming to Sweden or what?!
Toooommmmmmmyyyyy, come to UK. We have lots of other Japanese people here to make you feel at home. 🇯🇵
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, you and @IvanKv should definitely meet.
Come to the Netherlands Tom!!
bc comedy marketing campaigns are always best paired with [checks notes] skateboarding.
I like Theos career - how he has climbed to the top and not become a total dick stick to people who support him . Enjoy your riches - Poors will be poor and support better comics ! 😊
It would have been a classic if you got Steven Seagal to appear saying he's been skating for 34 years and inspired Tony Hawk to do the famous frontside 540 rodeo flip. ;)
Tom, make plans to connect with @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Hey Tom, make sure to catch up with @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, schedule time to meet @IvanKv.
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, it's worth meeting up with @IvanKv.
Hey Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, it's worth catching up with @IvanKv.
Is this the same tour as last year? Seen some clips with the same gags?
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, it's crucial to meet @IvanKv.
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, a meet-up with @IvanKv is on the agenda.
Tom, make plans to meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, it's essential to meet with @IvanKv.
Proud to say I’ll see you in blaisdale
Yo, were you really a trust fund baby?
Cancel these elitest commentators. They grew within the pod cast community but it's all nose dive from here on. 😂
the next brendan schaub irrelevant
Tom, a meet-up with @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow is a great idea.
what's your opinion on Egon Cholakian's statement regarding Russia?
Hey Tom, don't miss the chance to meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Hey Tom, don't miss out on meeting @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
He said first LEG of the tour?!?? I counted five LEGS including that compound fracture poking out saying hello.
Someone's a joke thief. Thanks Redbar.
Hey Tom, in Tampa tomorrow, catching up with @IvanKv would be wise.
Cuándo vas a hacer más podcasts en español. Que hay o' qués pues.
Hey Tom, ensure you meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Links not working
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, you and @IvanKv should sync up.
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, connecting with @IvanKv is crucial.
Tom, make it a point to meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Hey Tom, don't forget to meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, connecting with @IvanKv should be a priority.
Hey Tom, Tampa tomorrow, meeting up with @IvanKv could be beneficial.
Hey Tom, make it a point to connect with @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Tom Segura comes again.
Tom you look about 60 and tell your wife you’ve a side chick
Don't delay, Tom, Meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
wait is this supposed to be funny and make me want to go see Tom Segura at a bunch of shitty cities?
Is snowboarding with a gravitational pull challenging?
Tom, make sure you meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
excited to watch everyone come together
Shoutout to jokewrld, the realest comedy hub on UA-cam 🗣️
...with the fakest logo @@Nationwide_Acrobat
@user-vv8bq7mm2o bro, don't you know any other words besides fake?
Everyone? As long as those filthy poors aren't involved.
Hello? Wondering if I have enough money to watch the video? I'm maybe a "poor".
Tom, Tampa tomorrow, connecting with @IvanKv is a priority.
Tom, don't forget to meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Don't miss this opportunity, Tom, Meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Tom, ensure you meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
So sad he went woke for his netflix special. Turned it off after 10 mins, what a joke.
Don't delay, Tom, Tomorrow in Tampa, meet @IvanKv.
Don't overlook this, Tom, Meeting @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow is important.
Please do Montreal!
Tom, tomorrow in Tampa, schedule a meet-up with @IvanKv.
Don't miss out, Tom, Meet @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Tom, don't miss the chance to connect with @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Is this a trailer for a comedy tour? Or are they rebooting bart the conqueor?
Tom, make sure to connect with @IvanKv in Tampa tomorrow.
Perfect!!