You know, I had a music player that would sync the laser lights to the music. Issue is, the bloody motor in the thing was so loud, that it would sync itself to the sound of the motor.
I do too. I think that if you had a girlfriend and wanted to impress her and only had the Super Disco Laser Player from Poundland, I think that she would love it too!
+Del Taco James Maybe not after tobacco or weed, but get some moly with this... ... P.S. Don't do drugs, kids. ... P.P.S. My drug knowledge comes from a psychology class, not experience.
He said "the net" 7 years ago, which was already out of date by at least 5 years. Now it's 2021, and we're all living in an apocalypse. According to the domino effect, it all points back to you.
Absolutely no comment on the laser thing... The music though does sound like something ripped out of a 70's B porno flick The mexican music though i was half expecting to see you come dancing across in a sombrero and with maracas, don't ask because i have no good explanation for why i though that
+Charles Carr Pausing the video, it's two hearts with an arrow puncturing them. With the video playing, it certainly looks like a slab of bone-in meat.
I ordered something similar for a party once...seem to remember never even plugging it in once it arrived because it looked like such a huge fire/electrocution risk. I might use shoddy Chinese tech sometimes, but I think it was when I suddenly remembered that this tech was filled with lasers of questionable quality that I decided to consign it to the cupboard of tat forever.
Reminiscent of the original Chinese business strategy, which was to make everything insanely cheap, but make sure it only barely works, if at all. That way, you have won. Well, it turns out you don't really win, so they figured out that making it work a bit better is actually more of a win, because then you don't lose as many customers. Eventually, the quality has reached a mediocre level. Who knows, maybe some day we can expect reasonably good quality?
They cant make it work too good without installing the mandatory fire hazard creator inside. If they fail to do this then the universe will unravel itself and collapse in on itself.
Blue lasers were extremely expensive up until the late 1990s, when they finally got gallium arsenide to have a band gap big enough to produce blue. I don't know for certain if this had 3 colors, but I doubt it. Red green were basically the limit until 2000. You can make yellow by combing red and green. In fact, your monitor doesn't produce the color yellow at all but you still perceive it.
Actually it's fine as long as you don't look directly into the beam, and even that, as you can see, the beams are 'diluted' so each single beam aren't very strong. Looking into the sun is much damageable than this. Class IIIa is about as strong as looking directly in the sun, this thing just split it in so many beams that it won't hurt much.
+Nebu it could've been at Jesus' birth itself and it honestly wouldn't surprise me lol, I just thought it was so weird that I wasn't the only one that was like "wtf is that shit!?" This year lol
It has to be stock music. 1. Because ashens always turns off any kind of radio that he accidentally turns on to avoid copyright infringement. 2. Because my app (which finds insanely obscure music, even foreign music) doesn't recognize them.
The stock music actually fits with the light show. I think they chose one pattern that would most likely fit lots of music instead of actually making it visualize the music that's playing. Similar to the Dancing Spider-Man GIF.
Ashens should do a video of him smoking a big fat doobie and watching the laser light show with funky music in the background. That would be a great video.
Gotta give it to them, despite not actually being synced, they picked a pace for the light show that does give a pretty damn good illusion of being synced and the visuals are quite nice. Perhaps not $70 nice, but it's good on video anyhow.
Mute this video and open another video with any song in the world, it will still look synced. It probably has a audio level cut off switch, so the lights will cut off when not playing at best, to enforce matrixing illusion in peoples heads(matrixing is when the human brain puts an image or meaning to something when there is none to random chaos)..
You can send that Super Disco Laser Player to me since you think its so crappy. It looked pretty nice to me and I know how to install a by-pass on the built-in speakers. So no worries on the crappy audio. Thanks!
Oda Swifteye well he said "this crap" so he was talking about this item and this one is not cheap that's what i was implying but yes other times things he get are cheap
The human brain is wired to recognize patterns through all its senses. It loves patterns so much, it often makes us think we are sensing patterns where there really are none.
Funny, being a person with a brain, I Googled it before you mentioned the link, and damned if I didn't get the same website. Try it people, you'll be amazed!
The tag line should be, "See music the way it was meant to be seen." And then have a paragraph on the back of the box, "People aren't seeing the way music should be seen. I spend days in the studio programming these tunes to use lasers and nobody sees the amazing quality that goes into this..." And instead of Dr. Dre, it ofcourse says ~George
get a cheap one buy some lazer housing and some batterys take it apart and you get a green and a red lazer with filters yeyyyyyy i did this with my old one but it didnt have filters and it only had one red one shame but its still cool
It's just a cheap Jedi mind trick... If you carefully watch visualizers they use on computers (like Win Media Player or iTunes) you'll see that it's actually just an illusion on those as well. Much easier to trick the mind than really syncing to the music.
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Seems to sync to any song, perhaps the manufacturer stumbled upon a "perfect" pattern of colors, symbols, and timing that fits with ANY song.
DaemonUmbra but does it fit with heavy metal?
@@Seawolf.Gaming Syncs nicely to "Volbeat - 7 Shots" and somehow also does to "Rivers of Nihil - The Silent Life"
For a second there I thought it was going to be a review of a laser disk player
It was more synchronized with the dubbed tune o.0
yep
+Tommy59375 noticed that too!
I think your brain just tricks you into recognising a 'pattern.'
You know, I had a music player that would sync the laser lights to the music. Issue is, the bloody motor in the thing was so loud, that it would sync itself to the sound of the motor.
so it matches all music like that dancing spiderman
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Found it 😁
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Found it!
Actually looks pretty nice with the hearts and stars.
I actually kind of liked it. Don't kill me?
I do too. I think that if you had a girlfriend and wanted to impress her and only had the Super Disco Laser Player from Poundland, I think that she would love it too!
Except its 65£
Yeah
It's just a single light shining through a spinning disk that has different colors and shapes on it.
***** I can see perfectly!
looks awesome to have when your super stoned
Lol if that's interesting after smoking then I'll eat my hat.
+Del Taco James off you go
+Del Taco James off you go
+Del Taco James Maybe not after tobacco or weed, but get some moly with this...
...
P.S. Don't do drugs, kids.
...
P.P.S. My drug knowledge comes from a psychology class, not experience.
Why would anyone be watching 'ExtraAshens' if they are NOT stoned?
"I haff come to fix ze vashing machine"
+John Carver haha. Inside joke.
I thought he'd come to deliver pizza
still seemed syncd
If it was possible to download different patterns from the net, I would buy that.
He said "the net" 7 years ago, which was already out of date by at least 5 years. Now it's 2021, and we're all living in an apocalypse. According to the domino effect, it all points back to you.
@@willy.c 😂😂😂
I don't trust the optical safety of any of these consumer laser products.
I expect a similar product to be implicated in a future episode of House.
That thing's actually pretty cool.
class 3B lasers ...... goodbye eyesight !
And hello darkness my old friend.
We've come to talk with you again........
"Any volume over 2/3 makes a horrible distorted sound"
Me: So Dub-step then?
Fantastic disco right at your own home. I want to get one!
Absolutely no comment on the laser thing... The music though does sound like something ripped out of a 70's B porno flick
The mexican music though i was half expecting to see you come dancing across in a sombrero and with maracas, don't ask because i have no good explanation for why i though that
agree on the Mexican thing
+ElfNet Gaming suppressed sexual fantasy mebes.
Oh for fucksake that's better than what was at a wedding party disco I went to last year :c
Is there a ham bone in the laser display or am I hallucinating pork again
+Charles Carr Pausing the video, it's two hearts with an arrow puncturing them. With the video playing, it certainly looks like a slab of bone-in meat.
now picture that with death metal playing lol
Can anyone see the demon face in the felt on the back of the famous brown couch ?
I can see innumerable faces screaming in endless agony.
Honestly, I would still buy it.
id buy it just for the laser it looks trippy
still a pretty nice thing to have. turn the volume off, set the light show and play your favorite tunes on a proper stereo type device.
2:31 Sounds like a 1970s TV ID!
70's B level full on bush porno is more like it
I ordered something similar for a party once...seem to remember never even plugging it in once it arrived because it looked like such a huge fire/electrocution risk. I might use shoddy Chinese tech sometimes, but I think it was when I suddenly remembered that this tech was filled with lasers of questionable quality that I decided to consign it to the cupboard of tat forever.
Fulgencio Pritchett There are many of excellent quality, you just need to know the companies to look for.
I'm actually impressed. The laser show looks good and synchronized, and would be really good for a household party :D
Clicked on the link (just because) and i found that the product name is "Super Disco Laser Player with 1GB Memory MP3 Palyer"
I Am an a Excellent Chef.
"An excellent comment"
That was actually... Fairly pretty.
Imma buy 5 and have them setup in 1 room with my overly-loud subwoofers.
GYAGH!! It's in my head! The synchronization!
Reminiscent of the original Chinese business strategy, which was to make everything insanely cheap, but make sure it only barely works, if at all. That way, you have won. Well, it turns out you don't really win, so they figured out that making it work a bit better is actually more of a win, because then you don't lose as many customers. Eventually, the quality has reached a mediocre level. Who knows, maybe some day we can expect reasonably good quality?
I think the universe will reach its heat death phase long before that, mate.
They cant make it work too good without installing the mandatory fire hazard creator inside. If they fail to do this then the universe will unravel itself and collapse in on itself.
I just like how the volume knob is above the laser.. for blinding party fun!
That's actually a REALLY impressive ceiling laser show that little thing gives! Too bad about everything else...
+Daemon Umbra disco and other modern Western songs are at 4/4 time so even if they sound the same, they still share the same beat speed.
you can sing the title of this video to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.
Blue lasers were extremely expensive up until the late 1990s, when they finally got gallium arsenide to have a band gap big enough to produce blue.
I don't know for certain if this had 3 colors, but I doubt it. Red green were basically the limit until 2000. You can make yellow by combing red and green. In fact, your monitor doesn't produce the color yellow at all but you still perceive it.
Actually it's fine as long as you don't look directly into the beam, and even that, as you can see, the beams are 'diluted' so each single beam aren't very strong. Looking into the sun is much damageable than this.
Class IIIa is about as strong as looking directly in the sun, this thing just split it in so many beams that it won't hurt much.
It reminds me of that weird laser Christmas light thing that shines red and green dots all over your house that I only have seen this year.
Ikr!? My entire family is like "they've always been around" but I've never seen it before this year and everyone on my freaking street has it...
+geterhero They've been around for at least 10 years (basing from my memory) but I'm pretty sure they've been around longer.
geterhero I know. It drives me nuts because everyone is like oh that I've had that forever.
+Nebu it could've been at Jesus' birth itself and it honestly wouldn't surprise me lol, I just thought it was so weird that I wasn't the only one that was like "wtf is that shit!?" This year lol
It has to be stock music. 1. Because ashens always turns off any kind of radio that he accidentally turns on to avoid copyright infringement. 2. Because my app (which finds insanely obscure music, even foreign music) doesn't recognize them.
The stock music actually fits with the light show. I think they chose one pattern that would most likely fit lots of music instead of actually making it visualize the music that's playing. Similar to the Dancing Spider-Man GIF.
This thing actually looks pretty good. (looks at price) Hmm, maybe not $63 good, though...
id like this if you could control the patterns more
Is anyone willing to give me a serious answer to what the name of the Disco/First song was? Or was it just stock?
IT'S MAGIC! IT SYNCS PERFECTLY WITH ANY SONG! *mind blown*
I just had a seizure.
that first track you played... made me feel like i was in a shaft movie..
That's funny. Not really funny.
The link you provided brings up a security warning in my browser. I guess I'm not buying this.
i thought it looked pretty good either way though.
Guile's theme doesn't go with it! HA!
watch this listening to "nightcall" by kavinsky.. freakin amazing.
It's like some 90s rave disco. Just add "U96" with "Das Boot" and we are set!
Holy shit. That laser show was more impressive than I imagined.
That song at the beginning is called "Mirrorball" by ZiS Music.
Thanks! been looking for this forever. You're a hero my dude!
"Disco Laser Player"
I thought it was going to be a CD player lol..
As if those still existed.
Ashens should do a video of him smoking a big fat doobie and watching the laser light show with funky music in the background. That would be a great video.
Thats.. insane, it really does go with any music i tried.
Why Christmas colors?
What are the names and titles of the songs?
I was expecting it to be complete shite, but that was pretty impressive.
At the end... "TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT"
maby you shouda had a exilepsie or sezure warning
Gotta give it to them, despite not actually being synced, they picked a pace for the light show that does give a pretty damn good illusion of being synced and the visuals are quite nice. Perhaps not $70 nice, but it's good on video anyhow.
anybody knows the name of the first funky song?
On the box it looks like that old Pocket Simon game from the 80's :)
what was the 70's porn music at the end? nit the last siesta style one.
first music sounded like a porno
1974 called. They want their speakers back.
Thought it was illegal to trade Class III lasers for personal use?
Oh well, new Ashens video to lighten dreary revision. Can't complain.
Class 3? That's a really powerful laser for that purpose.
Mute this video and open another video with any song in the world, it will still look synced. It probably has a audio level cut off switch, so the lights will cut off when not playing at best, to enforce matrixing illusion in peoples heads(matrixing is when the human brain puts an image or meaning to something when there is none to random chaos)..
Is it just me, or did the first song sound a lot like an old TV series theme? CHiPs, maybe?
warning video might cause seizors
seizures*
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+Scott Jessop sneezers
So basically crappy Mp3 player, but an awsome disco light generator. The Chinese should have just sold it as that! :D
You can send that Super Disco Laser Player to me since you think its so crappy. It looked pretty nice to me and I know how to install a by-pass on the built-in speakers. So no worries on the crappy audio.
Thanks!
help!!!! it's 2:41am i should go to sleep but i cannot stop binge watching ashens...whats happening to me? ahhhhhhhhhhh
you're...GOING TO LOOVE ME!
You must have loads of money to spend on this crap
No, people send him this stuff to review.
And it's cheap. Usually tat.
Oda Swifteye cheap? that shit is $70 not cheap lol
SpicyGames This specific item might be 70 dollars but most items aren't. They are usually tat.
From Poundland. Which costs a pound.
Oda Swifteye well he said "this crap" so he was talking about this item and this one is not cheap that's what i was implying but yes other times things he get are cheap
The human brain is wired to recognize patterns through all its senses. It loves patterns so much, it often makes us think we are sensing patterns where there really are none.
Funny, being a person with a brain, I Googled it before you mentioned the link, and damned if I didn't get the same website. Try it people, you'll be amazed!
It's funk. A lot of porn uses funk.
for the first song it was like i was holding two glowsticks! and for the second song, they changed suddenly to maracas because it was samba time.
The laser would fit a fast pace song, god forbid you want to play "Picture" By "Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow" for a nice evening.
whats the name of the first song?
Where is the music from its epic!
"Sepia-Toned Cardboard Cutout Couple" is a great name for an indie band.
i think he was saying "the laser is not that off, really"
referring to the laser being out of sync with the music.
i dont remember seeing red hearts and other green shapes in the sky at night O_o maybe i just wasnt high enough.
"And an adapter for a country that doesn't do anything"
The adapter doesn't do anything? Or the country :3?
Hey Ashens I thank you dearly for not censoring out any music for as your country suggest copyright reasons
The tag line should be, "See music the way it was meant to be seen." And then have a paragraph on the back of the box, "People aren't seeing the way music should be seen. I spend days in the studio programming these tunes to use lasers and nobody sees the amazing quality that goes into this..." And instead of Dr. Dre, it ofcourse says ~George
I see it hasn't stopped being the 1970's at your place.
Jeez, if I watched any more of that I think I may have had a seizure !
Thanks for the porno music :P
what was with the porn music?
get a cheap one buy some lazer housing and some batterys take it apart and you get a green and a red lazer with filters yeyyyyyy i did this with my old one but it didnt have filters and it only had one red one shame but its still cool
It's just a cheap Jedi mind trick... If you carefully watch visualizers they use on computers (like Win Media Player or iTunes) you'll see that it's actually just an illusion on those as well. Much easier to trick the mind than really syncing to the music.
That was the point in him doing it; to prove that whatever song you play will seem synchronized.
Naw, actually I prefer to be a pessimist; it makes it easier to deal with my inevitable failures.
Looked better than I was expecting tbf