Tapped out Gamer dude, seriously go away. Your simply trying to be a troll. This is our belief, so fuck off and go pray to your god or some shit. We don't need your ignorance here. The internet is not the christian paradise you think it is.
You assume that all Americans believe in a god or gods. Which is untrue. Only most of America believes in god. The rest of us are sort of embarrassed by them.
I wasn't a marine in the army but I knew a handful. NONE of them were Christians and almost all of them HATED that Christians were creating propaganda such as "God protects our marines" or "God looks after America's army". In fact, most of the marines became atheists or agnostics during their term because of all tue devastating shit that's happening in the world and that there really isn't a god looking after them. I'm patriotic but having God part of our military is fucking stupid. It's truly shitty how conservatives think that God is always there for our troops and that he will smite other armies. It's a load of ducking rubbish and most of histories great armies didn't associate with God. It's ridiculous that you are assumed in-patriotic if you don't affiliate God with the army. Sorry for my rant....but I'm just sick of it!
patriotism itself is difficult to defend in a country that is saturated by religious delusion, climate change denial, coroprate greed, ultra conservative bullshit, homophobia, sexism, racism, shootings, etc, etc.
Reuben John Unicruz He was a Victim.... like the Christians like to do, scapegoat, kill the son of god.... Thanks for the last 6000? years, though we would be as far as the 1950's....
He still proved god didnt exist. God didnt knock him down, a marine guy did. Either god is patheticly weak or he doesnt exist. That marine has a serious problem
The professor never said for God to personally knock him down down He said to God that if you are real knock me down Didn't say how he wanted it done but just said God knock me down
I am a Marine and a staunch Atheist, most Marines do not conduct themselves in this manner. I can't stand fundamentalist propaganda. I am also a college graduate and never encountered a professor who conducted himself as such. Even if this were true, (which it is blatantly not) then they left out the part where the Marine was arrested for agrivated assault.
A staunch atheist? All that will change sir, when your heart stops one day and you meet your God. "And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment." (Hebrews 9:27) I would get ready if I were you..
When are theists going to realize that puking out scripture will not convince an atheist of anything. It is nothing but a fairy tale designed to control the masses
Here is the problem, no theist has been able to provide actual scientific proof for the existence of a "god". When challenged theists will resort to the same tired arguments that have no basis in actual logic or research. So rather than get drawn into your circular indoctrinated fundamentalist backwards lack of rational thinking, I will just relax and laugh to myself about a distinct group of people that believe in magic, and I will continue to exist in reality. Oh and I know it is a fairy tale because the Bible is a collection of myths gathered over time written by goat herders who had little to no understanding of how the world works. Religion is a crutch for people who cannot face the real world without thinking "it was meant to be" or it is a means of control for those who are in positions of power. I will stop feeding into this argument, as it will never end with people like you. Next you will ask me to prove "god" doesn't exist (completely ignoring the burden of proof), knowing that a rational individual cannot scientifically prove general negatives like that and in turn cater to your sever lack of scientific understanding. Tell you what, if you can bring a new argument for the existence of "god" with scientific evidence then I'll give you some credit, otherwise I'll view you like I view every other fundamentalist I have encountered over the years.
My question to an all knowing all loving god is: If you are capable of doing anything, know everything and love everyone.. why do you allow so much suffering in the world? There are so many humans on this planet that suffer greatly without reason or cause. If there existed such a god, they would be compelled to correct the issues causing such suffering. If they didn't, then they are evil. So which is it? Evil existent god or no god?
Zen Kitteh 3 choices 1 God is incapable of helping,therefore useless 2 God is unwilling to help, therefore evil 3 God may not exist, therefore epic christian fail lol
I have a story to tell you all. I was walking down the street and saw a homeless man sitting on the side of the road reading the bible. I walked over and asked him how he could believe in someone who couldn't even provide him with a home. He stood up and said in an excited tone " I don't have to worry about where i live now, because when i die i can live in heaven." I was about to say something back, but then i felt a slight tug at my shoulder. I turned to see a large green hand on my arm. I heard Shrek whisper in my ear softly "This is our swamp." I nodded slowly and then turned my gaze back to the homeless man. Then I said "well, let me help you get closer to your god." Needles to say Shrek and I made love in the homeless mans dead carcass that night. We helped that man reach heaven. That's why you should believe in God.
that scenario would never happen: 1.) the professor would be putting his career on the line by making those statements. 2.) Universities are institutions of learning. I find it very unlikely that there would be such a Marine willing to do this. 3.) I am a college student / veteran. If I were in the classroom, and I saw the marine do this, I would beat the shit out of him.
I also find it hard to believe that a marine walked down the hall up to the professor directly stood in front of him and managed to punch him in the face all of a sudden and he did nothing to prevent it at any point.
I guess the troops had chariots of iron against them in Irak. Oh yes, we all know that god has always had problems with beating tribes with iron chariots...
God can't stop an iron chariot, let alone a fucking bullet. I don't think I would want him protecting me if he lets his chosen people lose to a chariot.
I once told a woman I was an atheist and she replied there's no way that could be true, that I was too kind. LOL she went on to say that atheist are people who are nasty. I felt kinda bad for her. Makes me wonder what kinda distorted propaganda christians are getting. What was more baffling was her rejection of MY OWN perspective. Religion is seriously disturbing.
This story I found on facebook is my personal favorite: This will give you chills: After a few of the usual Sunday evening hymns, the church's pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and, before he gave his sermon for the evening, he briefly introduced a guest minister who was in the service that evening. In the introduction, the pastor told the congregation that the guest minister was one of his dearest childhood friends and that he wanted him to have a few moments to greet the church and share whatever he felt would be appropriate for the service... With that, and elderly man stepped up to the pulpit and began to speak: "A father, his osn, and of a friend of his song were sailing off the Pacific Coast," he began. "when a fast approaching storm blocked any attempt to get back to the shore." "The waves were so hight, that even though the father was an experienced sailor, he could not keep the boat upright and the three were swept into the ocean as the boat capsized." The old man hesitated for a moment, making eye contact with two teenagers who were, for the first time since the service began, looking somewhat interested in his story. "Grabbing a rescue line," the old man continued, "the father had to make the most excruciated decision of this life: Which boy would he throw the other end of the life line?" "He had only seconds to make the decision." He said. He continued, "The father knew that his son was a Christian and he also knew that his son's friend was not. The agony of his decision could not be matched by the torrent of waves. "the father yelled out 'I love you, son!' as he threw out the lifeline to his sons friend. By the time the father had pulled the friend back to the capsized boat, his son had disappeared beneath the raging swells into the black of night. His body was never recovered" By this time, the two teenagers were sitting up straight in the pew, anxiously waiting for the next words to come out of the old ministers mouth. "The father," he continued, "knew his son would step into eternity with Jesus and he could not bear the thought of his son's friend stepping into an eternity without jesus. Therefore, he sacrificed his son to save the son's friend." "How great is the love of God that he should do the same for us? Our heavenly father sacrificed his only begotten son that we could be saved. I urge you to accept his offer to rescue you and take a hold of the life line is throwing out to you in this service." The old man finished. With that, the old man turned and sat back down in his chair as silence filled the room. The pastor again walked slowly to the pulpit and delivered a brief sermon with an invitation at the end. However, no one responded to the appeal. Within mintues after the service ended, the two teenagers were at the old mans side. "That was a nice story," stated one of them, "But I dont think it was very realistic for a father to give up his only son's life in hopes that the other boy would become a Christian." "Well, you've got a point there," the old man replied, glancing down at his worn bible. A big smile broadened his narrow face. He once again looked up at the boys and said, "it sure isnt very realistic is it? But, Im standing here today to tell you that story gives me a glimpse of what it must have been like for god to give up his son for me." "You see..." he paused. "I was that father and your pastor is my son's friend."
Economics teacher goes crazy. Teacher: "And then god saved us from the great depression" Student (waves hand): "Wasn't that John Maynard Keynes?" Teacher: "Same difference. Shut up."
The professor said for God to knock him over and the marine punched him. Obviously this means that the Christian God is false and the true god is this marine. The story is self-defeating anyway
When I first enlisted I was a fundamentalist Christian, but I was atheist coming out. I realize that doesn't happen to everyone, but one thing that does usually occur is a build up of skepticism.
Marines are hot heads but not barbarians. I'm in the NAVY and two of my cousins are MARINES. We wouldnt break the law assaulting someone, we fight to keep these rights. If it was true that guy is "special" in the head.
As an America, I agree. I get hours and hours of entertainment. So much that sometimes I have to disappear from humans entirely into the woods. I'm glad our country entertains you as it does me.
I shared this story once, but I added an ending where the professor gets back up and chastises the Marine for punching someone in an academic setting, afterwards informing the Marine that he contacted the campus police and will be contacting his superior officer.
This brings back the days of chain letters it was like this so far over the top and people would keep passing it along until someone is like omg rats pissing on coke cans killing kids is a real thing.
I really think that beard style fits him best. He looks like someone I would personally hire to scratch my bare back. Now back to punching people for Jesus...
Xamis Limelight Well, he kinda punched a teacher for no good reason, as a member of a group that is supposed to protect the people of this country, so jail time seems appropriate. I'd love to see his phone call from a police holding cell going to his superior officer and the superior being like, "You are SO court marshalled." There is nothing more shaming for a member of the armed forces than to be court marshalled.
You read stories like this all the time on facebook, heroic and inspiring works of fiction usually accompanied by a photo saying "share this!!" and people are like "oh my lord thats amazing, i cant believe that really happened, im gonna share it!"
Believe me, after taking a LOT of classes, I can assure you, teachers come in all sorts. Loonie tune, incompetent, competent, sane, drunken. I've had several fired for the first 2 & the last. I complained to the head of the school. Just be sure to present your information in a logical rational fashion. Don't just scream he's fucking crazy. No, say. "He can't even get the answer in the text book." Or "he can't get the answer right after 2 tries." Or He came in wobbling & ranting so no one could understand him, then he slumped onto the floor. He's still there. Maybe you should sweep him up."
I love you too much TJ. I think you may be my brother from a very distant other mother. Keep rocking it mate. All the love in the world from the North (UK). Winter is coming ;)
5:50 That marine would be arrested and expelled, and those that clapped would probably be threatened with being kicked out of the class if not outright kicked out.
"HE does not want ANY misfortune to befall you" So if he's all-powerful, why doesn't he just stop me from going to hell? And if it's omnipotent, wouldn't he realize that I didn't actually believe in him, but rather just "accepted" him as a form of insurance on my soul?
This joke was eventually spun into the plot of 'God's Not Dead'.
Actually though, lol
God and Jesus are real I love him
Moral of the story: Marines are sociopaths.
He predicted the Film : " God is Not Dead " with all those Professor , Christian Battles.
he did... TJ is a prophet.
Yeah a false prophet no lie
Tapped out Gamer dude, seriously go away. Your simply trying to be a troll. This is our belief, so fuck off and go pray to your god or some shit. We don't need your ignorance here. The internet is not the christian paradise you think it is.
leroi I like Thunderf00ts view. The internet is the place where religions come to die.
Why do american think that god favours them over other nations
Because they're self centered idiots.
You assume that all Americans believe in a god or gods. Which is untrue. Only most of America believes in god. The rest of us are sort of embarrassed by them.
I don't assume anything. I was referring religious people when I said that. Where'd you get that I assume all Americans believe in a god?lol
Bubba Kush
I was replying to the other guy.
Oh, I hate this new commenting system youtube's trying.
I wasn't a marine in the army but I knew a handful. NONE of them were Christians and almost all of them HATED that Christians were creating propaganda such as "God protects our marines" or "God looks after America's army". In fact, most of the marines became atheists or agnostics during their term because of all tue devastating shit that's happening in the world and that there really isn't a god looking after them. I'm patriotic but having God part of our military is fucking stupid. It's truly shitty how conservatives think that God is always there for our troops and that he will smite other armies. It's a load of ducking rubbish and most of histories great armies didn't associate with God. It's ridiculous that you are assumed in-patriotic if you don't affiliate God with the army. Sorry for my rant....but I'm just sick of it!
I hear that A LOT
patriotism itself is difficult to defend in a country that is saturated by religious delusion, climate change denial, coroprate greed, ultra conservative bullshit, homophobia, sexism, racism, shootings, etc, etc.
Nobody in the history of the U.S. was a Marine in the Army.
Madsquid994 Sometimes I just gotta agree with you.
Wrong, A Marine that joins the Army is still a Marine
That student's name? Albert Einstein.
No. He wasn't a marine.
or a christian.
he was a jew, daleks are really dumb...
***** Oh I'd hoped he was joking, I just wanted to comment just to be sure c:
***** c;
Reuben John Unicruz
He was a Victim.... like the Christians like to do, scapegoat, kill the son of god.... Thanks for the last 6000? years, though we would be as far as the 1950's....
He still proved god didnt exist. God didnt knock him down, a marine guy did. Either god is patheticly weak or he doesnt exist. That marine has a serious problem
The professor never said for God to personally knock him down down
He said to God that if you are real knock me down
Didn't say how he wanted it done but just said God knock me down
And he didnt. He could have done it effortlessly. Since he is 'supposed to be all powerful all present he has no exscuse. Im calling B.S
well it's fake so you already can
I know this may sound racist but the world would be better withouy religion. It always ddives people appart.
Dragon Warhammer It also puts people together. Religion can be good or bad.
I am a Marine and a staunch Atheist, most Marines do not conduct themselves in this manner. I can't stand fundamentalist propaganda. I am also a college graduate and never encountered a professor who conducted himself as such. Even if this were true, (which it is blatantly not) then they left out the part where the Marine was arrested for agrivated assault.
A staunch atheist? All that will change sir, when your heart stops one day and you meet your God. "And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment." (Hebrews 9:27) I would get ready if I were you..
When are theists going to realize that puking out scripture will not convince an atheist of anything. It is nothing but a fairy tale designed to control the masses
Dead Logic
And you KNOW it's all a fairy tale...how?
Here is the problem, no theist has been able to provide actual scientific proof for the existence of a "god". When challenged theists will resort to the same tired arguments that have no basis in actual logic or research. So rather than get drawn into your circular indoctrinated fundamentalist backwards lack of rational thinking, I will just relax and laugh to myself about a distinct group of people that believe in magic, and I will continue to exist in reality. Oh and I know it is a fairy tale because the Bible is a collection of myths gathered over time written by goat herders who had little to no understanding of how the world works. Religion is a crutch for people who cannot face the real world without thinking "it was meant to be" or it is a means of control for those who are in positions of power. I will stop feeding into this argument, as it will never end with people like you. Next you will ask me to prove "god" doesn't exist (completely ignoring the burden of proof), knowing that a rational individual cannot scientifically prove general negatives like that and in turn cater to your sever lack of scientific understanding. Tell you what, if you can bring a new argument for the existence of "god" with scientific evidence then I'll give you some credit, otherwise I'll view you like I view every other fundamentalist I have encountered over the years.
Dead Logic I think... I think Elijah left the discussion.
Moral of the story: Punch people who disagree with you
As a Marine that story is fucking disgraceful.
I want to write a spoof of stories like this now.
If a marine did that he'd be called to the military tribunal, kicked from the marines and imprisoned for misconduct. Wow such
Slap people for our dark lord and savior Cthulhu may the planets aline and he rise from the sea to devour us all.
Didn't the marine kinda disprove god? Saying he was too busy protecting the troops proves that he isn't all-powerful.
My question to an all knowing all loving god is: If you are capable of doing anything, know everything and love everyone.. why do you allow so much suffering in the world? There are so many humans on this planet that suffer greatly without reason or cause. If there existed such a god, they would be compelled to correct the issues causing such suffering. If they didn't, then they are evil. So which is it? Evil existent god or no god?
Their dumbass replies to questions like yours (that highly makes sense) is: "Everything god does is for a reason, it is a test!" yeah my fucking ass.
Zen Kitteh 3 choices
1 God is incapable of helping,therefore useless
2 God is unwilling to help, therefore evil
3 God may not exist, therefore epic christian fail lol
had i been in that class i had knocked out that marine that knocked out that teacher and said reason sent me
I have a story to tell you all.
I was walking down the street and saw a homeless man sitting on the side of the road reading the bible. I walked over and asked him how he could believe in someone who couldn't even provide him with a home. He stood up and said in an excited tone " I don't have to worry about where i live now, because when i die i can live in heaven." I was about to say something back, but then i felt a slight tug at my shoulder. I turned to see a large green hand on my arm. I heard Shrek whisper in my ear softly "This is our swamp." I nodded slowly and then turned my gaze back to the homeless man. Then I said "well, let me help you get closer to your god." Needles to say Shrek and I made love in the homeless mans dead carcass that night. We helped that man reach heaven.
That's why you should believe in God.
Still a better love story than Twighlight. Awesome profile pick by the way. Have you seen the Imperial guard rap here on youtube?
I..fuckin, what??
U sick twisted fuk
Give me a thumbs up if you think TJ should tour the country doing stand-up comedy.
''Protect your ability to say stupid things and act like an idiot'' that sounds familiar, oh yeah Christians
that scenario would never happen:
1.) the professor would be putting his career on the line by making those statements.
2.) Universities are institutions of learning. I find it very unlikely that there would be such a Marine willing to do this.
3.) I am a college student / veteran. If I were in the classroom, and I saw the marine do this, I would beat the shit out of him.
I also find it hard to believe that a marine walked down the hall up to the professor directly stood in front of him and managed to punch him in the face all of a sudden and he did nothing to prevent it at any point.
Apparently I worship Satan.
+Lanius Of Earth Seems that way to me. Join the club we have moonshine and vodka.
EveryThingGirl238 Oh hell yes.
I can't drink alchohol due to medication, so is it fine if I just pretend my artificial grape juice is wine?
James Westbrook Si.
+Lanius Of Earth Hail satan
I guess the troops had chariots of iron against them in Irak. Oh yes, we all know that god has always had problems with beating tribes with iron chariots...
I've actually gotten beaten up by a stranger how knew I was an atheist.
Right, and they claim to be morally superior.
What?
Scarlet West I got beat up at school cuz they ask me do I believe jesus and I said no
+Jon Wienhoff I think you might be a dumb Christian..
+Ian Mcclary There are also people who are openly Christian, Agnostic, Muslim, Hindu, and a bunch of other religions who have gotten beaten up.
I got an ad for The Principle, a movie saying that science proves God exists. "This is the movie modern science doesn't want you to see."
I know but, it was an ad for this video. It cracked me up.
What a shitty story. Religous creative writing makes me sick.
God can't stop an iron chariot, let alone a fucking bullet. I don't think I would want him protecting me if he lets his chosen people lose to a chariot.
From 6:00 to 6:06 I swear you looked and sounded like Owen Wilson :)
Wtf he did
it looks like that marine is God... we shall worship marine :D
Yes the Corps is heaven then, and boot camp is hell. :D
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are not like your Christ." -Ghandi
I once told a woman I was an atheist and she replied there's no way that could be true, that I was too kind. LOL she went on to say that atheist are people who are nasty. I felt kinda bad for her. Makes me wonder what kinda distorted propaganda christians are getting. What was more baffling was her rejection of MY OWN perspective. Religion is seriously disturbing.
"Maybe there aren't no god...hmmmmmmmm" lol.... I can't stop laughing.
Lmao
Lol
This story I found on facebook is my personal favorite:
This will give you chills:
After a few of the usual Sunday evening hymns, the church's
pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and, before
he gave his sermon for the evening, he briefly introduced a
guest minister who was in the service that evening.
In the introduction, the pastor told the congregation that the
guest minister was one of his dearest childhood friends and
that he wanted him to have a few moments to greet the church
and share whatever he felt would be appropriate for the service...
With that, and elderly man stepped up to the pulpit and began to speak:
"A father, his osn, and of a friend of his song were sailing off the
Pacific Coast," he began.
"when a fast approaching storm blocked any attempt to get back
to the shore."
"The waves were so hight, that even though the father was an
experienced sailor, he could not keep the boat upright and the
three were swept into the ocean as the boat capsized."
The old man hesitated for a moment, making eye contact with two
teenagers who were, for the first time since the service began,
looking somewhat interested in his story.
"Grabbing a rescue line," the old man continued, "the father
had to make the most excruciated decision of this life: Which boy would
he throw the other end of the life line?"
"He had only seconds to make the decision." He said.
He continued, "The father knew that his son was a
Christian and he also knew that his son's friend was not.
The agony of his decision could not be matched by the torrent
of waves.
"the father yelled out 'I love you, son!' as he threw
out the lifeline to his sons friend. By the time the
father had pulled the friend back to the capsized boat,
his son had disappeared beneath the raging swells into
the black of night. His body was never recovered"
By this time, the two teenagers were sitting up straight
in the pew, anxiously waiting for the next words to come
out of the old ministers mouth.
"The father," he continued, "knew his son would step into
eternity with Jesus and he could not bear the thought of his
son's friend stepping into an eternity without jesus.
Therefore, he sacrificed his son to save the son's friend."
"How great is the love of God that he should do the same for us?
Our heavenly father sacrificed his only begotten son that we
could be saved. I urge you to accept his offer to rescue you
and take a hold of the life line is throwing out to you in this
service." The old man finished.
With that, the old man turned and sat back down in his chair as
silence filled the room.
The pastor again walked slowly to the pulpit and delivered a
brief sermon with an invitation at the end. However, no one
responded to the appeal.
Within mintues after the service ended, the two teenagers
were at the old mans side.
"That was a nice story," stated one of them, "But I dont
think it was very realistic for a father to give up his only son's
life in hopes that the other boy would become a Christian."
"Well, you've got a point there," the old man replied, glancing
down at his worn bible. A big smile broadened his narrow face.
He once again looked up at the boys and said, "it sure isnt very
realistic is it? But, Im standing here today to tell you that story
gives me a glimpse of what it must have been like for god to give
up his son for me."
"You see..." he paused. "I was that father and your pastor is my son's friend."
I did this experiment once in my life. I didn't do it on the clock with a class room full of people waiting for me though.
you better re-run the experiment for every and any deity anyone has ever thought up before
Economics teacher goes crazy.
Teacher: "And then god saved us from the great depression"
Student (waves hand): "Wasn't that John Maynard Keynes?"
Teacher: "Same difference. Shut up."
'god cant even singletask that well'
~TJ
liked this part :)
The glorious beard. Why did you get rid of it?
The beard died for your sins!
...
Somehow
The professor said for God to knock him over and the marine punched him. Obviously this means that the Christian God is false and the true god is this marine. The story is self-defeating anyway
When I first enlisted I was a fundamentalist Christian, but I was atheist coming out.
I realize that doesn't happen to everyone, but one thing that does usually occur is a build up of skepticism.
Did a 5 yr old write this story?
This copypasta occasionally makes the rounds on Facebook even to this day. *cringe*
Almost as bad as that guy that drove a car without an engine....
I think it would be funnier to see hard core Christians trying to drive engine-less vehicles than punch college professors though
"Protecting America's soldiers." Riiight. As many of them die in battle.
Really, Who came with this stupid story?
oliverrafa789 no shit sherlock
*****
Dont worry John H. Watson, My second mission is to discover Atlantis.
0:26 ( Hand ) That is the real face of Atheisme :p
Marines are hot heads but not barbarians. I'm in the NAVY and two of my cousins are MARINES. We wouldnt break the law assaulting someone, we fight to keep these rights. If it was true that guy is "special" in the head.
Ah man I thought this was some heavy metal song about punching people for Jesus
"All of us understand... Well not all of us." I cracked up so hard!!!
So, I get an ad about a women introducing herself as mother and a christian funny how this video addresses that immediately.
He was a member of that most vile of super villain organizations. The A C L U.
i love how the ad was a bible store
If this happened, the news would jump all over it like... a news team.
And after that the marine got sentenced to jail for assaulting a person.
Happy fucking end.
I love TJ'S old videos they are so funny
LMAO !!!! Thanks for that one. Hilarious ...
Keep it up TJ !
As an America, I agree. I get hours and hours of entertainment. So much that sometimes I have to disappear from humans entirely into the woods. I'm glad our country entertains you as it does me.
If the story doesn't end with everyone standing up and clapping, I won't believe it.
To me it sounded like the Marine was being sarcastic, and was an atheist XD
TAA once again astounded me with an astute, hilarious commentary. You rock TAA.
I shared this story once, but I added an ending where the professor gets back up and chastises the Marine for punching someone in an academic setting, afterwards informing the Marine that he contacted the campus police and will be contacting his superior officer.
"God works in mysterious ways," is the proper explanation.
Well, a Marine's favourite snack is blue crayons. Most of them think it tastes like blueberries!
Professor McFuckindumbass is one of the great things ever...
This actually sounds so much like stories my grandmother firmly believes and shares that it's a little scary.
I heard this same story over ten years ago, but instead of a marine is was a football player. That says a lot.
5:51 - 6:05
I could watch that all day.
If you hit someone in the face hard enough to knock them unconscious, they've got a concussion and won't just get back up like everything's fine.
I thought his mic was a gun at first lol
So nice to see someone who doesn't think there's an inverse relationship between faith and intelligence.
The advertisement on this video: "Is there a God? The answer may suprise you!"
Oh crap, I'm laughing too hard.
Christians say that no task is too difficult for him, to complete.
Yet, he was "too busy" to deal with the professor.
I'd cheer someone that punched a teacher...
Did he just predict gods not dead?
Cheers for that marine, bar time.
In my opinion, punching people for jesus tears at the fabric of society.
George Carlin said that think: If there is a god strik me down right now
This brings back the days of chain letters it was like this so far over the top and people would keep passing it along until someone is like omg rats pissing on coke cans killing kids is a real thing.
Why was a marine even in college in the first place? That alone seems pretty implausible to me.
I really think that beard style fits him best. He looks like someone I would personally hire to scratch my bare back. Now back to punching people for Jesus...
fannytastic narration. if I ever write a book, you sir will do the narration.
Never mind the massive legal repercussions that would ensue after a military trained warrior would strike a civilian, right?
Xamis Limelight At the very least he'd be court marshalled, if not brought up on assault charges.
Flevir Assault charges are worse if you're being charged as an active member of the armed forces
Xamis Limelight True, so assault charges first, THEN court marshall.
Flevir and a much higher chance of prison time lol
Xamis Limelight Well, he kinda punched a teacher for no good reason, as a member of a group that is supposed to protect the people of this country, so jail time seems appropriate. I'd love to see his phone call from a police holding cell going to his superior officer and the superior being like, "You are SO court marshalled." There is nothing more shaming for a member of the armed forces than to be court marshalled.
Bet this was the inspiration for "God's Not Dead"
Every Marine knows that a Marine wouldn't mention soldiers like that either...
And that classroom's name?
Albert Einstein.
You read stories like this all the time on facebook, heroic and inspiring works of fiction usually accompanied by a photo saying "share this!!" and people are like "oh my lord thats amazing, i cant believe that really happened, im gonna share it!"
I love your impressions :)
Total truth.
Best video title
Way to spread the love of Jesus man.
Believe me, after taking a LOT of classes, I can assure you, teachers come in all sorts. Loonie tune, incompetent, competent, sane, drunken.
I've had several fired for the first 2 & the last. I complained to the head of the school. Just be sure to present your information in a logical rational fashion. Don't just scream he's fucking crazy.
No, say. "He can't even get the answer in the text book." Or "he can't get the answer right after 2 tries." Or He came in wobbling & ranting so no one could understand him, then he slumped onto the floor. He's still there. Maybe you should sweep him up."
I swear, in the car I always see these billboards that just say "JESUS" in big bold letters with no back ground
I always have to sit though some stupid ad that says "JESUS SAVES" "REPENT TO GOD NOW"
NinjaGuy55 so just ignore it or block it.
Gambling with something that I can't experience or feel makes more sense than to gamble with time on earth, right now.
I love how they just threw in there that the professor was a member of the ACLU.
I love you too much TJ. I think you may be my brother from a very distant other mother. Keep rocking it mate. All the love in the world from the North (UK). Winter is coming ;)
5:50 That marine would be arrested and expelled, and those that clapped would probably be threatened with being kicked out of the class if not outright kicked out.
Chuck, for the last time, you aren't a person, you're a demigod.
man,soldiers don't rely on god but on a solid training and good equipment
If it was that obvious to all people, there would nothing to rant about.
OMFG TJ IS A PROPHET????
he just almost word for word nailed what Sorbo says in "God's Not Dead"
fucking hell... all praise TJ
"HE does not want ANY misfortune to befall you"
So if he's all-powerful, why doesn't he just stop me from going to hell?
And if it's omnipotent, wouldn't he realize that I didn't actually believe in him, but rather just "accepted" him as a form of insurance on my soul?
Let us praise the Emperor, Marine.
These stories remind me of when people claimed there was a secret mew 3 in the old pokemon games. Good times.