SANDWICHES | SAVAGES from Pocahontas PARODY
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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LYRICS:
What can you expect when women are so stubborn?
Here is what you get when we rely on them!
They pound it in our heads:
Without them we'd be dead!
But soon we'll all be fed with some big
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Don't buy them from the store!
They'll be made by you and me, which means they'll be delicious!
We must make us all some more!
(They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Cut some red tomatoes,
Then we'll make us all some more...
This is what we feared, the white bread is a demon
It cannot give us nutrients we need
Beneath that milky hide, there's emptiness inside!
I wonder if we have some wheat? (Bread!)
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Meaty at the core!
I will get the lettuce, and then I'll get the mustard!
Then we'll make us all some more!
(They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
First we will eat these ones,
Then we'll make us all some more...
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Let's go make a few, men!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Now it's up to you men!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
Now we'll make us all some more!
(dialogue with Grandfather Panda)
This will be the day!
(Let's go men!)
This will be the morning!
(Bring out the sandwiches!)
We will eat the food that's made by us (I don't know what I can do, still I know I've got to try!)
Look what we have made! (Eagle help my feet to fly!)
We'll eat them all this morning (Mountain help my heart be great!)
These sandwiches will be so good because (Spirits of the earth and sky,)
They're made by us! (Please don't let it be too late!)
We made ourselves some big delicious
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
LETTUCE! MAYO! EAT THEM!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
What are we waiting for?
We will stuff our faces, until there's not a trace left!
Then we'll make us all some more! (How will they make some more?)
(Then we'll make us all some more!)
Then we'll make us all some more!
NO!
...more.
every day i think about this godforsaken video, it's so beautiful, they should analyze this in Film Class.
FOR YEARS, NO ONE BELIEVED ME THAT THIS EXISTED!!!
An ancient relic hidden beneath the endless amount of cat videos, a true inspiration for all sandwich makers.
I've never seen three men so incapable of making simple sandwiches..... it's hilarious! xD
🤣
ikr
You fools! You have displeased the sandwich gods!
WHY
UA-cam peaked 8 years ago and we didnt even notice
This is, I don't even...what? I looked this up and it actually exists!?
The one thing that ran through my mind the entire time is that how was she able to run in those flip flops?
Grandfather panda does not want sandwiches he wants your soul
darkball31 he sounds like "Doctor Claw" from inspector gadget
Running in place on a treadmill always gets me
This is so painfully early 2010's. I love it. It's like I'm 15 again.
This video.....It's pure genius
"barely even human"
oh dear Lord I hope so, cause otherwise that would almost be cannibalism
I watched this seven years ago, now I'm watching it again for the first time in seven years... LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
my sister and I used to sing a song like this, except it was "SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY"
I caaaaan't XDXDXD
+Elora Elizabeth L. D. H. Oh God, that's even funnier than my little sisters plain old singing, "They're sandwiches, sandwiches! Barely even human! Sandwiches, sandwiches!" All I can say is, they were really young at the time, but it stuck in our heads and made me, my mom, and my older sister laugh.
They're SANDWICHES
SANDWICHES
Peanut (wait)
Butter (where's the)
JELLY.
Is anyone else hearing these lyrics in the voices of the native Americans and the settlers? XDXDD
Literally my brother too!!!!
these lyrics were pretty clever! however, what about the "barely even human" part? that didn't really make sense
We decided to keep the barely even human part lol
So sandwiches are human now?
+Shinyguy83
Well they deserve the same rights I think.
I think they meant human proportions.
+Squidguy83 barely.
56 feminists didn't like this.
It's for COMEDY even then the sandwiches they make suck so yeah.
I quess it's back to kitchen for me then.. * badumtss *
+Rohan292 that is not nearly the same thing
this video lives rent free in my head and without fail i have to watch this at least once a year...
THEY'RE CABBAGES! CABBAGES!
Nanako Barely even human
Laughing so hard my my side began hurting. you have no idea. My friend and I were on the floor laughing so hard
"I you eat them you'll have it to eat me too" lol
XD
They sound so good at 3:43 that part
this lives in my head rent free
Tarnation, What beautiful and weird corner of youtube have I just fell into?!
Most underrated video on UA-cam
Truly one of the most heartfelt stories I got to watch
acting: 1/10
singing: 1/10
props: 1/10
Lyrics: 10/10
I love how the woman 4:31-4:37 was like: Seriously? Can't you do anything yourselves? THIS is how how to make sandwiches, see? It's not more difficult than that.
Savages! Sandwiches! Barely even human! Wait what was I talking about?
Came back here after years and I still think this is one of funniest songs ever.
This is the best things I’ve ever watched. Thank you
You are so unbelievably welcome.
The white bread is a demon
Tbh I gotta say not bad for a reenactment / Parody skit. I salute you mates :D
Notahontas saying " I can't!" Then dropping. broke me. The vid is a masterpiece.
Holy shit I'm dying!! This is fucking hillarious
When I was really little I used to think they were singing "sandwiches" instead of "savages". I was very confused at that part of the film. XD
Izzy Miller That’s probably how it started
Omg! Same 😂😭
Sandwiches: “I’m just gonna flag this under hate speech.”
This is some pure genius right here XXDDDD
I really don't know why I found this so funny
This was really funny and adorable :)
adorable?
I lost it at 2:50 xDDD
he threw the bread lmfao
Ah, 2011 was such a good year for internet comedy
This is truly a masterpiece.
Finally someone made it
Oml guys we need to make this trend again
Wait. AGAIN? Freaking again? What "again"?? We didn't know this ever trended in the first place.
This is art
I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am in the second verse
I can't tell if I hate this or love it. Actually grandfather panda makes this good. This is good.
Next time someone asks me to pass some bread, I'm gonna pass it like he did at 0:57. lol.
Oh good lord what have I stumbled upon 😂
Jess The Hot Mess 2011 UA-cam
What can you expect when women are so stubborn?
Here is what you get when we rely on them!
They pound it in our heads:
Without them we'd be dead!
But soon we'll all be fed with some big
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Don't buy them from the store!
They'll be made by you and me, which means they'll be delicious!
We must make us all some more!
(They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Cut some red tomatoes,
Then we'll make us all some more...
This is what we feared, the white bread is a demon
It cannot give us nutrients we need
Beneath that milky hide, there's emptiness inside!
I wonder if we have some wheat? (Bread!)
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Meaty at the core!
I will get the lettuce, and then I'll get the mustard!
Then we'll make us all some more!
(They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
First we will eat these ones,
Then we'll make us all some more...
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Let's go make a few, men!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Now it's up to you men!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
Now we'll make us all some more!
...
This will be the day!
(Let's go men!)
This will be the morning!
(Bring out the sandwiches!)
We will eat the food that's made by us [Girl: I don't know what I can do, still I know I've got to try!]
Look what we have made! [Girl: Eagle help my feet to fly!]
We'll eat them all this morning [Girl: Mountain help my heart be great!]
These sandwiches will be so good because [Girl: Spirits of the earth and sky,]
They're made by us! [Girl: Please don't let it be too late!]
We made ourselves some big delicious
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
LETTUCE! MAYO! EAT THEM!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
What are we waiting for?
We will stuff our faces, until there's not a trace left!
Then we'll make us all some more! [Girl: How will they make some more?]
(Then we'll make us all some more!)
Then we'll make us all some more!
NO!
...more.
"barely even human"
gee, i hope they're not at all
b/c humans taste *terrible*
How would you know that?!
I didn’t know you could make a song about racism and make it about sandwiches
Person on internet You can make it about cabbages
Me and the boys making sandwiches for the picnic
Graand father panda XD
this is so creative holy moly ravioli bless you guys XD
this needs more views
This would've had millions of views if it was made today
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES! What are we waiting for?
Let's eat their yummy race until there's not a trace left...
I watched this before I watched the orginial song and
the only song that the parody is better than the original
Is it a coincidence that the redhead guy plays Thomas?
Hahaha! Yes it was actually. Never even noticed till you said that.
This is freaking funny.
And here I was just thinking someone should make a "Savages" parody based on our favorite snacks.
Ohmygod, I was laughing so hard watching the entire video! This was awesome!!
My sides left the planet! Hahahaha
[ is this one of them?
I legit thought they said sauce of war instead of all some more.
Yes.... I like this
This is completely stupid and crazy but somehow it’s kind of funny
Yeah, we get that a lot.
How can this be offensive, it's brilliant!😁
The part with Grandfather Panda...LOL
LOL this was so good
Omg thank you for making my lmao. U were the highlight of my night :)
omg! lmao! omg! the accuracy! lol This was so well made! lol
A very accurate documentary on how men cannot make sandwiches :)
I may add this :D : sandwiches with cabbages it will be delicious, give it out the sound for more :D
well made parody :D
Grandfather Panda is my favorite part
It's mostly 3 years that I know this video and I still laugh at it XD I love it with all my sandwich ! ... Wait what did I say ._.
Sausages! Sausages!
They're meaty to the core - I know they can't be trusted!
Oh God, I'm tearing up over here! xD
Sandwiches barely even human?
The acting skills tho 😂😁
That´s awesome guys ! :D Greetings from Germany ^^
I'm trying to imagine the scene in the movie if Thomas had actually woken them all up just to tell them that his girlfriend wouldn't make him a sandwich. It'd probably end with him getting a stern lecture from Ben who, afterwards (being Ben), would probably send him to bed with a swat.
lmao so many ways to twist the word "savages." Cabbages, radishes, sandwiches. damn im hungry.
This is so messed up!!! And hilarious!!!!!
XD that was so funny! Also I knew i recondized 2 of those charictors! Its chosen productions, so ur missionarys right?
Edit:well at least emembers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
YOU'RE STILL HEARTING COMMENTS?!
Always.
Great special effects
This is fucking brilliant!
They'rrrrrrrre
Nerdy Kids! Nerdy Kids!
Barely even human
Nerdy Kids! Nerdy Kids!
They live in basement floors.
You see their spotty hides. Lock up your kids inside.
Before they too grow up as DOOOOOOOOORKS!...
+Ophiuchus123456789 Being an otaku, I am greatly offended.
I take offense
you guys are just my absolute favorite :]
Yes
Beautiful.
Every time I make a sandwich I'll listen to this
Thank you, Chris.
Who's Chris?
@@BrokenToothpicksProductions Chris O' Neill and Julian of Oneyplays made the same joke about the original song, and I managed to find this to see if anyone has done it before.
Nice job guys when I love that song
A classic.
Oneyplays would be proud.
When I was little I use to sing this course lol sandwich :3
This is really nice but the only down part is how quietly you sing, maybe if you were louder it would be perfect P: