Criteria for a Zy0x's main: 1. Male 2. Emo 3. Green-ish 4. Not taller than 5'6 5. Wants the most annoying artifact to farm (optional) Edit: thanks for all the likes ABOBA
2-Piece: ATK +18%. 4-Piece: After using an Elemental Burst, this character will gain the Nascent Light effect, increasing their ATK by 8% for 16s. When the character's HP decreases, their ATK will further increase by 10%. This further increase can occur this way a maximum of 4 times. This effect can be triggered once every 0.8s. Nascent Light will be dispelled when the character leaves the field. If an Elemental Burst is used again during the duration of Nascent Light, the original Nascent Light will be dispelled.
Displaying her mastery over both TA and TA, ABOBA sends a SKELETON whirling around her. The SKELETON will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing TA DMG to all opponents in its path.
ta my ta? om,,,, Mao Xiangling[Note 1][Note 2] (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique. Contents 1 Gameplay Info 1.1 Ascensions and Stats 1.2 Talents 1.2.1 Talent Upgrade 1.3 Constellation 2 Availability 2.1 Paimon's Bargains 2.2 Character Event Wishes 2.3 Chronicled Wishes 3 Notes 4 Other Languages 5 Change History 6 References 7 Navigation
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV - Zy0x 2024
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents.
i just had a brain fart after listening to zy0x talk about the archons being more or an off-fielder towards the end of the video... maybe genshin planned to make archons into supports to begin with... maybe they weren't meant to be a dps... much like how gods don't interfere with humans and watch from the sidelines most of the time... archons mostly just help but lets the others do the grunt work and just observe... just a theory tho lol
High ER Kinich on hyperbloom teams is actually insane btw. FavGreatswords perk with crits goes absolutely perfect with the new artifact set. 100% burst uptime tils he's basically an off field driver
Earlier today, I seen a one of the pyro things on top of a tall rock and say “I need kinich to get get that, imagine if I just..” I did a single pull as a joke and skipped because who tf gets 5 stars in single pulls at 35 pity?? But I skipped expecting blue but I seen kinich…
imagine if mavuika burst fills the phylosgene or whatever red bar that natlan characters have in natlan, so shewould be busted for exploration outside of natlan when paired with natlan characters and would fix Mualani's clunkiness
KINICH 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
(I STILL LOVE YOU XIAO DONT WORRY)
ft. new abyss - idk why i put kinich first half instead of 2nd lmao but all good
relatable
chills
How??? He's one of the most mid looking characters we've ever gotten...
@@JosepiThe13thwhy does it matter 😭
@JosepiThe13th i think you're blind then
Criteria for a Zy0x's main:
1. Male
2. Emo
3. Green-ish
4. Not taller than 5'6
5. Wants the most annoying artifact to farm (optional)
Edit: thanks for all the likes ABOBA
How about alhaitham 😂
@@huytu123he's male and greenish ig
@@huytu123hes tall tho
Wait am I cooked I have every one of them...
@@huytu123 he is tall and more autistic than emo
0:32 the transition from kinich to xiao goes HARD
We need to save the editor from his closest
Elemental Burst | Pyronado. Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her.
OPPA
OPPA XL AGANE
OPPA
OPPA
OPPA
went from beching cyno to benching jing yuan to benching jiyan to now benching xiao
Zyox is Men hater caught ✋🙂🤚
2-Piece: ATK +18%.
4-Piece: After using an Elemental Burst, this character will gain the Nascent Light effect, increasing their ATK by 8% for 16s. When the character's HP decreases, their ATK will further increase by 10%. This further increase can occur this way a maximum of 4 times. This effect can be triggered once every 0.8s. Nascent Light will be dispelled when the character leaves the field. If an Elemental Burst is used again during the duration of Nascent Light, the original Nascent Light will be dispelled.
there's a chance felix is watching this shit gameplay rn by your logic
SAVE FELIX 😭😭😭😭
HELP LMAOOOO
0:33 ok but why was this so clean tho 😭
Edit: bro slipped in a top tier edit and didn’t think we would notice
Displaying her mastery over both TA and TA, ABOBA sends a SKELETON whirling around her. The SKELETON will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing TA DMG to all opponents in its path.
zyox brainrot is real
Careful Zyox, if you leave Xiao in the dust he might not be tall enough to get out :(
If he left him I’ll destroy him
Cheating on Xiao?
2:56 Deserved.
Touch my A? Umm..... jaw
tuh
Hawk cant think tuah point
@@geboaebo hawk tuh
oh whoever edited that in the beginning deserves a raise that shit was amazing
Fr I'm losing my mind over it
0:32 that is so SICK I replayed it like 5 times already
Zyox advice: we show our love to a character not by c6ing them but build them good
That saves my wallet🙂
I gyaat em cornered
EM NOWAYYJDNDJDHDH 😂😂😂
DUDE hyperbloom's impossible to build bc you need em mainstat 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@enpi_ TRUE AND YOU NEVER GET IT, IT DOESNT EXISTS
@@enpi_ STUNLOCKED LULW
DIEDOFCRINGE
ta my ta? om,,,,
Mao Xiangling[Note 1][Note 2] (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.
She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.
Contents
1 Gameplay Info
1.1 Ascensions and Stats
1.2 Talents
1.2.1 Talent Upgrade
1.3 Constellation
2 Availability
2.1 Paimon's Bargains
2.2 Character Event Wishes
2.3 Chronicled Wishes
3 Notes
4 Other Languages
5 Change History
6 References
7 Navigation
0:32 That transition from Kinich to Xiao was clean
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV
- Zy0x 2024
0:33 happy I'm not the only one who noticed the similarity between those shots in their trailers
Insane editing by Mirai as usual!
That transition from Kinich to Xiao on the montage was immaculate
2:54 I laughed way harder at this than I should have. 💀 But in all seriousness, Xiao’s the real goat here.
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents.
Whoever is the editor
BIG W INTRO
Bro woke up and decided to cook a 3 michelin star dish
you need a permit to have such a cold ass intro to a meme video. you're not allowed
Yo why is there no moaning ?
Sort of 0:51
he paid editor extra to cut them out
11:16 NOT ONLY HE PULLED A KINICH, BUT HE ALSO GOT THAT DIABOLICAL HAWK TUAH 🥵🥵🥵🥵😭🙏🙏
dude, your editor is insanely good oh my god
i just had a brain fart after listening to zy0x talk about the archons being more or an off-fielder towards the end of the video...
maybe genshin planned to make archons into supports to begin with...
maybe they weren't meant to be a dps...
much like how gods don't interfere with humans and watch from the sidelines most of the time...
archons mostly just help but lets the others do the grunt work and just observe...
just a theory tho
lol
raiden: lol
@@msssmystery
Hyperbloom Raiden: 😓
MIRAI COOKING AS USUAL DJDJDBDEJDJDBDHDUDUDHHFJDJDJDJDJDHDHDDJDJDJ KINICH OH MY GOD IM BURNING 🥵🥵🥵🥵
I was watching this video for genshin I didn’t expect Felix to be mention here
MY BSF TOLD ME AB THIS AND THE WAY I SPRINTED HERE AND FOUND A STAY YAYYYYY
0:10 Wriothesley?!1!
0:33 Smooth transition kinch to Xiao
2:56 me saying jean jean jean the tuonto gods has blessed zyox with jean🙏🙏
Can you please fire Mirai and hire him again? Intro this good should be illegal
Ufff the editing on this goes so hard, huge props to mirai
Bro that intro edit was fire
THE EDITOR PLAYS MORE ZZZ THAN ZYOX LMAO
I already know Kinich is gonna be mr Socks’s next benched character
maybe but at least until sneznaya. his E for exploration is very fun
I aint benching him or furina ever..if someone else comes out theyll be my 3rd main
Nah I doubt it especially when mavuika comes out she'll probably be his best support
As soon as Capitano comes out...
Lmao cope. Kinich is got the best exploration. Also most fun gameplay too.
0:33 HELLO??!??!?!?!?!?! HOW IS THIS EVEN SO PERFECT????
The edit at the start of the video /intro was way too good
7:02 we LOVE a bit of music from the twin towers ❤
hey so… this is wild!
Wassup guys! Ta my tail? No, I gyaat em cornered
Ta my ta? Umm ta
bro STOP😭😭
It's so funny how his favorite characters are not any single woman but some short guys
Xiao and Kinich. My 2 favourite malewives
14:06 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY U SAID IT HELP
Also as a fellow Xiao main, fan and lover, I am disappointed Zy0x.
Am I even watching zyoxx's abyss run? Where is the constant skill issue and occasional moan???
Doesn't feel like a zyoxx stream to me
DUDE THE SECOND I SAW KINICH I SCREAMED OK BUT XIAO STILL HAS MY HEART
MIRAI IS COOKING WITH THE INTRO GIGACHAD
It would be such an insane flex to say Felix watches you, that’s literally so cool
6:52 FIVE BOOMS ON THE BOOM METER 😂😂💪💪💪
Kinich lost to an npc, capitano lost to mauvika and xiao almost lost to an elevator. Your mains are all frauds
why do you talk as if mavuika was an npc?
@@jricksan9116goofy ahh response that wasn’t the intention no need to dickride Mavuika
@@jricksan9116 kinich lost the tournament thing and he didnt even come second to kachina so he lost to an npc
Hold on didn't he have a mission to spy on Capilano and ororon? He most likely lost on purpose then.
@Souyakunchansama No, he got injured during the team round. He said it when you talk to him before going to the People of the Springs.
The opening editing slayed once again🙏🙏🙏
1:58 that aaahh is hilarious
ALL UNDERTALE MENTIONS:
0:57 SANS TALK
5:44 DEATH BY GLAMOUR
7:39 “raidenshogunc0##rider: Not gay but Kinich kinda fine”
Lmao the uncle Z bit at 5:17 (real)
High ER Kinich on hyperbloom teams is actually insane btw. FavGreatswords perk with crits goes absolutely perfect with the new artifact set. 100% burst uptime tils he's basically an off field driver
This is just Clorinde and keqing incident again
When I saw this video I got flashbacks from ant’s video😭😭
16:47 i will take your advice nick thank you for encouraging me
The intro is So Cool, and the transitions are Amazing!
4:04 Pro got her C6 without spending
$450
tuh my ta? UHM za
this message was approved by ellen joe
OMG BRIIZOU MENTIONED ‼️‼️
Touch my gyaat? uhh em' cornered no
15:01 Second age restriction incoming om
That intro was CRAZY
your editor using Nikke OST on every video make them so more goated
4:27 how is this "my cam is fine"
This video just made me subcribe to your youtube channel. Loving your comedy moments.
dude the editing is fire
4:33 and here’s me with bad wishing luck and worst artifact luck
He's still having past trauma from summoning thoma when he wanted heizou so bad😂😂
5:19 Zy0x if he experienced puberty ICANT
Bro As a work in progress Xiao main, Your Xiao is an experienced Adeptus😭
0:33 editor cooked with that transition
why is the editing unironically good
mirai the goat
Submit your souls in sacrifice. Hah? Scared speechless? Then forever hold your peace!
11:56, bro that laugh I'm scared but LMAO AT THE SAME TIME
5:47 bro thinks he's michael jackson
THE INTRO WAS SO GOOD MY BODY HAD A REACTION
The edit feels chaotic just like him lmao i am loving it
DANCING AT THE START OF THE VIDDDD
Earlier today, I seen a one of the pyro things on top of a tall rock and say “I need kinich to get get that, imagine if I just..” I did a single pull as a joke and skipped because who tf gets 5 stars in single pulls at 35 pity?? But I skipped expecting blue but I seen kinich…
remember kids, unless your name is Komaeda Nagito, don't gamble
Video is 0 second long and he is already gambling
Mr. Socks…
Will you be the Ajaw to my Kinich 😌
I did like 60 pulls on this godforsaken banner. 0 kinich, 0 chevreuse, 1 thoma, 6 saras (i already had C6)
Certified aware moment
2:50 om ICANT
The Kinich edit in the beginning goes unnecessarily hard wtf
So called Kinich lover would let Kinich die even when he is not in the party
Zyox being a felix fan is so real of him
as someone who briefly knew felix in highschool it is so bizarre seeing him on zyox's video
Intro is lit editor ❤
i love seeing these kinds of videos right after one of his super serious super objective build guide videos and he's just thirsting
imagine if mavuika burst fills the phylosgene or whatever red bar that natlan characters have in natlan, so shewould be busted for exploration outside of natlan when paired with natlan characters and would fix Mualani's clunkiness
dude, your edits are second to none
With that intro I would stay my whole life watching you throw away all your wishes
September 19th incident will always be on my calendar
The most unlucky wishing I saw in 2025.
i gyatt em cornered