Criteria for a Zy0x's main: 1. Male 2. Emo 3. Green-ish 4. Not taller than 5'6 5. Wants the most annoying artifact to farm (optional) Edit: thanks for all the likes ABOBA
Displaying her mastery over both TA and TA, ABOBA sends a SKELETON whirling around her. The SKELETON will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing TA DMG to all opponents in its path.
2-Piece: ATK +18%. 4-Piece: After using an Elemental Burst, this character will gain the Nascent Light effect, increasing their ATK by 8% for 16s. When the character's HP decreases, their ATK will further increase by 10%. This further increase can occur this way a maximum of 4 times. This effect can be triggered once every 0.8s. Nascent Light will be dispelled when the character leaves the field. If an Elemental Burst is used again during the duration of Nascent Light, the original Nascent Light will be dispelled.
ta my ta? om,,,, Mao Xiangling[Note 1][Note 2] (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique. Contents 1 Gameplay Info 1.1 Ascensions and Stats 1.2 Talents 1.2.1 Talent Upgrade 1.3 Constellation 2 Availability 2.1 Paimon's Bargains 2.2 Character Event Wishes 2.3 Chronicled Wishes 3 Notes 4 Other Languages 5 Change History 6 References 7 Navigation
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents.
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV - Zy0x 2024
i just had a brain fart after listening to zy0x talk about the archons being more or an off-fielder towards the end of the video... maybe genshin planned to make archons into supports to begin with... maybe they weren't meant to be a dps... much like how gods don't interfere with humans and watch from the sidelines most of the time... archons mostly just help but lets the others do the grunt work and just observe... just a theory tho lol
High ER Kinich on hyperbloom teams is actually insane btw. FavGreatswords perk with crits goes absolutely perfect with the new artifact set. 100% burst uptime tils he's basically an off field driver
imagine if mavuika burst fills the phylosgene or whatever red bar that natlan characters have in natlan, so shewould be busted for exploration outside of natlan when paired with natlan characters and would fix Mualani's clunkiness
KINICH 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
(I STILL LOVE YOU XIAO DONT WORRY)
ft. new abyss - idk why i put kinich first half instead of 2nd lmao but all good
relatable
chills
How??? He's one of the most mid looking characters we've ever gotten...
@@JosepiThe13thwhy does it matter 😭
@JosepiThe13th i think you're blind then
Criteria for a Zy0x's main:
1. Male
2. Emo
3. Green-ish
4. Not taller than 5'6
5. Wants the most annoying artifact to farm (optional)
Edit: thanks for all the likes ABOBA
How about alhaitham 😂
@@huytu123he's male and greenish ig
@@huytu123hes tall tho
Wait am I cooked I have every one of them...
@@huytu123 he is tall and more autistic than emo
0:32 the transition from kinich to xiao goes HARD
We need to save the editor from his closest
Elemental Burst | Pyronado. Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her.
OPPA
OPPA XL AGANE
OPPA
OPPA
OPPA
went from beching cyno to benching jing yuan to benching jiyan to now benching xiao
Zyox is Men hater caught ✋🙂🤚
Xiao will never be benched, he'll just be well rested
The day Zyox benches Xiao is the day he loses his half of his revenue
0:33 ok but why was this so clean tho 😭
Edit: bro slipped in a top tier edit and didn’t think we would notice
there's a chance felix is watching this shit gameplay rn by your logic
SAVE FELIX 😭😭😭😭
HELP LMAOOOO
Displaying her mastery over both TA and TA, ABOBA sends a SKELETON whirling around her. The SKELETON will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing TA DMG to all opponents in its path.
zyox brainrot is real
Careful Zyox, if you leave Xiao in the dust he might not be tall enough to get out :(
If he left him I’ll destroy him
Touch my A? Umm..... jaw
tuh
Hawk cant think tuah point
@@geboaebo hawk tuh
oh whoever edited that in the beginning deserves a raise that shit was amazing
Fr I'm losing my mind over it
0:32 that is so SICK I replayed it like 5 times already
2-Piece: ATK +18%.
4-Piece: After using an Elemental Burst, this character will gain the Nascent Light effect, increasing their ATK by 8% for 16s. When the character's HP decreases, their ATK will further increase by 10%. This further increase can occur this way a maximum of 4 times. This effect can be triggered once every 0.8s. Nascent Light will be dispelled when the character leaves the field. If an Elemental Burst is used again during the duration of Nascent Light, the original Nascent Light will be dispelled.
0:32 That transition from Kinich to Xiao was clean
Cheating on Xiao?
2:56 Deserved.
That transition from Kinich to Xiao on the montage was immaculate
0:33 happy I'm not the only one who noticed the similarity between those shots in their trailers
Insane editing by Mirai as usual!
2:54 I laughed way harder at this than I should have. 💀 But in all seriousness, Xiao’s the real goat here.
you need a permit to have such a cold ass intro to a meme video. you're not allowed
Zyox advice: we show our love to a character not by c6ing them but build them good
That saves my wallet🙂
I gyaat em cornered
EM NOWAYYJDNDJDHDH 😂😂😂
DUDE hyperbloom's impossible to build bc you need em mainstat 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@enpi_ TRUE AND YOU NEVER GET IT, IT DOESNT EXISTS
@@enpi_ STUNLOCKED LULW
DIEDOFCRINGE
ta my ta? om,,,,
Mao Xiangling[Note 1][Note 2] (Chinese: 卯香菱 Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.
She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it alongside her father Chef Mao. As a chef, Xiangling isn't afraid to try out different recipes or "exotic" ingredients, making her dishes sometimes quite unique.
Contents
1 Gameplay Info
1.1 Ascensions and Stats
1.2 Talents
1.2.1 Talent Upgrade
1.3 Constellation
2 Availability
2.1 Paimon's Bargains
2.2 Character Event Wishes
2.3 Chronicled Wishes
3 Notes
4 Other Languages
5 Change History
6 References
7 Navigation
Whoever is the editor
BIG W INTRO
Bro woke up and decided to cook a 3 michelin star dish
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents.
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV
- Zy0x 2024
0:10 Wriothesley?!1!
Ufff the editing on this goes so hard, huge props to mirai
11:16 NOT ONLY HE PULLED A KINICH, BUT HE ALSO GOT THAT DIABOLICAL HAWK TUAH 🥵🥵🥵🥵😭🙏🙏
I was watching this video for genshin I didn’t expect Felix to be mention here
MY BSF TOLD ME AB THIS AND THE WAY I SPRINTED HERE AND FOUND A STAY YAYYYYY
dude, your editor is insanely good oh my god
7:39 “raidenshogunc0##rider: Not gay but Kinich kinda fine”
Bro that intro edit was fire
The intro is So Cool, and the transitions are Amazing!
The edit at the start of the video /intro was way too good
i just had a brain fart after listening to zy0x talk about the archons being more or an off-fielder towards the end of the video...
maybe genshin planned to make archons into supports to begin with...
maybe they weren't meant to be a dps...
much like how gods don't interfere with humans and watch from the sidelines most of the time...
archons mostly just help but lets the others do the grunt work and just observe...
just a theory tho
lol
raiden: lol
@@msssmystery
Hyperbloom Raiden: 😓
Xiao and Kinich. My 2 favourite malewives
I already know Kinich is gonna be mr Socks’s next benched character
maybe but at least until sneznaya. his E for exploration is very fun
I aint benching him or furina ever..if someone else comes out theyll be my 3rd main
Nah I doubt it especially when mavuika comes out she'll probably be his best support
As soon as Capitano comes out...
Lmao cope. Kinich is got the best exploration. Also most fun gameplay too.
2:56 me saying jean jean jean the tuonto gods has blessed zyox with jean🙏🙏
Can you please fire Mirai and hire him again? Intro this good should be illegal
MIRAI COOKING AS USUAL DJDJDBDEJDJDBDHDUDUDHHFJDJDJDJDJDHDHDDJDJDJ KINICH OH MY GOD IM BURNING 🥵🥵🥵🥵
MIRAI IS COOKING WITH THE INTRO GIGACHAD
your editor using Nikke OST on every video make them so more goated
4:33 and here’s me with bad wishing luck and worst artifact luck
THE EDITOR PLAYS MORE ZZZ THAN ZYOX LMAO
0:33 Smooth transition kinch to Xiao
The opening editing slayed once again🙏🙏🙏
Wassup guys! Ta my tail? No, I gyaat em cornered
Ta my ta? Umm ta
bro STOP😭😭
Touch my gyaat? uhh em' cornered no
dude the editing is fire
Yo why is there no moaning ?
Sort of 0:51
he paid editor extra to cut them out
It would be such an insane flex to say Felix watches you, that’s literally so cool
0:33 HELLO??!??!?!?!?!?! HOW IS THIS EVEN SO PERFECT????
It's so funny how his favorite characters are not any single woman but some short guys
i love seeing these kinds of videos right after one of his super serious super objective build guide videos and he's just thirsting
why is the editing unironically good
mirai the goat
DUDE THE SECOND I SAW KINICH I SCREAMED OK BUT XIAO STILL HAS MY HEART
Lmao the uncle Z bit at 5:17 (real)
11:56, bro that laugh I'm scared but LMAO AT THE SAME TIME
6:52 FIVE BOOMS ON THE BOOM METER 😂😂💪💪💪
1:58 that aaahh is hilarious
The edit feels chaotic just like him lmao i am loving it
Am I even watching zyoxx's abyss run? Where is the constant skill issue and occasional moan???
Doesn't feel like a zyoxx stream to me
0:33 editor cooked with that transition
THE INTRO WAS SO GOOD MY BODY HAD A REACTION
High ER Kinich on hyperbloom teams is actually insane btw. FavGreatswords perk with crits goes absolutely perfect with the new artifact set. 100% burst uptime tils he's basically an off field driver
This video just made me subcribe to your youtube channel. Loving your comedy moments.
dude, your edits are second to none
DANCING AT THE START OF THE VIDDDD
This is just Clorinde and keqing incident again
When I saw this video I got flashbacks from ant’s video😭😭
16:47 i will take your advice nick thank you for encouraging me
That intro was CRAZY
4:04 Pro got her C6 without spending
$450
5:19 Zy0x if he experienced puberty ICANT
tuh my ta? UHM za
this message was approved by ellen joe
Submit your souls in sacrifice. Hah? Scared speechless? Then forever hold your peace!
OMG BRIIZOU MENTIONED ‼️‼️
With that intro I would stay my whole life watching you throw away all your wishes
14:06 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY U SAID IT HELP
Also as a fellow Xiao main, fan and lover, I am disappointed Zy0x.
Bro As a work in progress Xiao main, Your Xiao is an experienced Adeptus😭
He's still having past trauma from summoning thoma when he wanted heizou so bad😂😂
Kinich lost to an npc, capitano lost to mauvika and xiao almost lost to an elevator. Your mains are all frauds
why do you talk as if mavuika was an npc?
@@jricksan9116goofy ahh response that wasn’t the intention no need to dickride Mavuika
@@jricksan9116 kinich lost the tournament thing and he didnt even come second to kachina so he lost to an npc
Hold on didn't he have a mission to spy on Capilano and ororon? He most likely lost on purpose then.
@Souyakunchansama No, he got injured during the team round. He said it when you talk to him before going to the People of the Springs.
Editing is god tier
5:47 bro thinks he's michael jackson
as someone who briefly knew felix in highschool it is so bizarre seeing him on zyox's video
ALL UNDERTALE MENTIONS:
0:57 SANS TALK
5:44 DEATH BY GLAMOUR
Mr. Socks…
Will you be the Ajaw to my Kinich 😌
Zyox being a felix fan is so real of him
imagine if mavuika burst fills the phylosgene or whatever red bar that natlan characters have in natlan, so shewould be busted for exploration outside of natlan when paired with natlan characters and would fix Mualani's clunkiness
I GYATT EM CORNERED
The Kinich edit in the beginning goes unnecessarily hard wtf
Intro is lit editor ❤
7:02 we LOVE a bit of music from the twin towers ❤
hey so… this is wild!
I did like 60 pulls on this godforsaken banner. 0 kinich, 0 chevreuse, 1 thoma, 6 saras (i already had C6)
Certified aware moment
Video is 0 second long and he is already gambling
September 19th incident will always be on my calendar
Bro release the video after so long that I know what happens before watching 😂
bro the editor is like god
remember kids, unless your name is Komaeda Nagito, don't gamble
The most unlucky wishing I saw in 2025.
4:27 how is this "my cam is fine"
BEST INTRO EDIT SO FARRRR (maybe 2nd to your Xiao/Faruzan video)