I made this exact comment but, unlike yours, mine didn't gain any traction.. Edit: Since everyone is flaming me with "who cares about likes, sucks to be you" I don't care about the likes, I'm just trying to make a crappy dad joke about tires and traction, Jesus Christ.
@@mike3667nah man usually you'd ask what they do for a living and then u make an assessment out of that... straight up asking how much someone makes is just effed up
@@TheEloualas Interesting. I know the taboo of discussing salary with coworkers and other people was started by corporation management to prevent increases. Illegal to ban discussion btw. If we encourage discussion of salary among regular citizens then why not dates?
This is where he will finally confess, that he lied about lying, and he actually DOES shit his parents once a week... and it's been 6 days since his last accident..⏳️😳
12:15 the guy calling tattoos and piercings goth 😭 he’s definitely one of those guys who wants an e-girl instead of someone who actually listens to goth music
@@coltrv Yes and no and yes. There's no one way to be goth, goth subculture is diverse though there is a stereotypical idea of what a goth is which is real and based on goths over the years you can be a goth girl and just listen to the music while internalizing the style and going to the events. When someone says they want a goth girl though they do usually mean someone who dresses the part.
@@genevievedisemelo5584 That's a wild thing to say about someone you don't even know. Yeah him not knowing what real goth was was cringe, esp as an alt girl, but what exactly about him was a red flag? He seemed chill.
“Well, I wouldn’t say I’m goth but I do have tattoos and face piercings” “Haha well, if that isn’t got then.. what is?” JOSH. YOU HAVENT A CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
@@soberserotonin1850why would she put it on her form as a dealbreaker 😭 after her reaction to the other guy lying on his form it doesn’t seem like she would have made up an answer as a joke
I feel unsettled by Piper... I feel like she reminds me of the girls that were my 'friends' but would roast you into oblivion every chance they got but say it was just a joke
@@typsteri didn't say it out loud because i don't talk to my phone in an empty room, but i thought the exact same thing. right after i thought "wtf didn't he open an incognito tab first." algorithms ferocious these days. 🙅♀️
Bro heard tigers instead of tires and thinks Portland is in Washington. Otis’ mother’s husband is really struggling.
Cut is based on Seattle, WA. So they are currently in Washington
Otis’s mothers husband 😂😂😂
@@BubblyBitch21what does that have to do with him thinking Portland was in the wrong state
@@BubblyBitch21… but Cody was talking about Portland not Seattle lol
@@BubblyBitch21what do you call bad reading comprehension but for paying attention to a video?
The "tires" vs. "tigers" situation just confirms how TIRED you get after having a child.
How tigered you get after having a child?
you get tigers after having a child?
How your tires get after having a child?
@dosophiax363if says tigers if u put the caption on
no even the auto captions picked up "tiger"
I 100% also heard "tigers" but tires fully makes way more sense... though is significantly less fun.
😂
LMAO ohhhh
OMG MOLLY HI
Can we please get a Cody x Molly button react collab?
i think he said attires
Buddy said bottomless seizure salad and it went over all of our heads
PLS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT
that was so damn funny and he was fast with it
this is by far the most real chemistry i’ve seen between a button couple 😭
I’m finally satisfied 😌 I believe in love again
And they look so good together
sorry to break it to you all i know the josh’s dad and he told me they’re roomates and set it up
@@rileyallbritton8635 omg you're kidding right. That makes sense why this was so weird
@@rileyallbritton8635 im sorry I don't believe this shit. his dad told you this???
Cody be so stressed about the tigers when I'm like 90% sure the guy just said tires 😭
Im 100% sure he said tires
I made this exact comment but, unlike yours, mine didn't gain any traction..
Edit: Since everyone is flaming me with "who cares about likes, sucks to be you" I don't care about the likes, I'm just trying to make a crappy dad joke about tires and traction, Jesus Christ.
he’s sleep deprived lol i’m sure the baby’s been keeping them up
@@Timman57moment of silence
@@Timman57that means it’s time to change them out. Do a coin check on the threads!
Is Cody gaslighting me to think the first dude sold tigers and not tires?😂
Me too. Im glad I looked at the comments or I might of been convinced lol.
@@hasselett is there a gaslighting shortage ?
Lmao I thought he said that as well. But also I don’t think this is what gaslighting means my friend. He just misheard and was confused for a moment 😂
@@hasselettoh no it’s the word police you’ve been caught. Good thing he just gave you a warning this time and not a fine
chill @@hasselett
not a single slam poetry joke
😭💀
🤣🤣
Thank you bc I could not stop thinking about making a slam poetry joke every time 😂
The whole reference to being able to read poetry but slam the shit out her was literally a slam poetry joke what are you talking about
I was waiting for it!!
The first girl was tripping lol pressuring someone to tell them how much they make a year is wild
I was looking for this comment.
I mean, it's a reasonable question to ask. You don't want a deadbeat that's going nowhere in life.
@@mike3667 obviously you don't want that, but that doesn't make it an appropriate question to ask.
@@mike3667nah man usually you'd ask what they do for a living and then u make an assessment out of that... straight up asking how much someone makes is just effed up
@@TheEloualas Interesting. I know the taboo of discussing salary with coworkers and other people was started by corporation management to prevent increases. Illegal to ban discussion btw. If we encourage discussion of salary among regular citizens then why not dates?
an entire bit dedicated to something the contestant didn't say LMAO never change cody
That fake VPN bit got me I was ready to fast forward lmaoo
Bruh same
LOL I DID 🤣i was too quick with it then i was like wait tht was too short 🤣
thats why i got the auto skip 😂
@@UmbralScytheauto skip for his sponsors? how do you do that?
@@emily8uckley its a chrome extension
imagining zade editing the part about “tigers” knowing cody hallucinated the whole thing
LMAOO
Def said tires
idk i heard tigers 🤷♀️😂
He does this in almost every video lmaoooo wtf 😂
omg wowww youre so cool you know the editor's name
Him hearing tigers😭 Otis’ dad is really sleep deprived
Whatd he actually say im too lazy to go back
Tires lol
Fr newborn babies will eff up your whole brain with the sleep deprivation
i heard tigers too 😭😭
The babies name is Otis?
The difference in your mood from the beginning of the video and the end of the video is insane, the button really revitalizes you
the way the button phrased the "josh shits himself an average of 3x a year" had me actually wheeezing so hard i had to stop the video to calm down
1:07 babe i think he said he sells TIRES
Came to say this 😂
😂😂😂
I like it better if he sells tigers
Yep, definitely tires
@@aqua-minam d
the second date should be 12 hours in a box together lmfao
Second date should be Saw (2004)
This is where he will finally confess, that he lied about lying, and he actually DOES shit his parents once a week... and it's been 6 days since his last accident..⏳️😳
@@goddamnitfrank5333 Nah it should be Saw II (2005)
this actually 100% should be a thing
@@goddamnitfrank5333I’m laughing
josh thinking having piercings and tattoos is goth is killing meeeeee
Typical basic man logic
its so funny cause you KNOW he’d never be with a trad goth 😭 bro just likes alt girls
it did not ring well for me either :/
Normie man who only knows womens fashion aesthetics from porn categories logic tbh
@@xkeonsI mean I wouldn’t even say she is necessarily alternative either tbf 😭
12:15 the guy calling tattoos and piercings goth 😭 he’s definitely one of those guys who wants an e-girl instead of someone who actually listens to goth music
All you have to do to be goth is listen to goth music?
That's how it works @@coltrv
@@coltrv
Yes and no and yes. There's no one way to be goth, goth subculture is diverse though there is a stereotypical idea of what a goth is which is real and based on goths over the years you can be a goth girl and just listen to the music while internalizing the style and going to the events. When someone says they want a goth girl though they do usually mean someone who dresses the part.
I'm here to tell you right now,
that we don't care.
You're one of these guys who wants a depressed chick who wears black instead of a 5th c. Germanic Nomad
Piper simultaneously seems like the coolest hang and the most annoying person ever
She looked better with the blindfold on
that guy thinking tattoos n piercings is the same thing as goth has a big storm coming
literally LMAO bros gonna pass away at the sight of a single trad goth 😭
To be fair the slamming part is pretty fitting
Personally was one of the most cringe moments in button history
@@alfietait5448no literally, it made me retract into myself like a turtle omfg. like he wrote goth as his type without knowing what it is at all 😭
@@genevievedisemelo5584 That's a wild thing to say about someone you don't even know. Yeah him not knowing what real goth was was cringe, esp as an alt girl, but what exactly about him was a red flag? He seemed chill.
12:44 Is it just me or did Josh say “that bottomless seizure salad” lmaoo
He said Caesar salad
Would've been funnier if he said that tbh but he said Ceaser
Who would have thought Olive Garden provided this many seizure jokes. 🤌
Josh is sooo hot y'all
The outro edits are so funny. Wow!
cody please get some sleep that man sells tires
ur pfp just makes it so much better😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Josh is such a chill bro. I didn't know we still had that genre of dude
Andy Dwyer x April Ludgate type beat
Awe I kinda love how miserable and tired he looks, really shows how much love time and care he’s invested in his family, I hope moms holding up well
not mom lmfaoooo cringe asf
Otis is going to have so much pressure to be funny
Hey I think you forgot to put 's dad after the word Otis ??
i think it would be funnier if he was a serious little guy. just stone face, arms crossed and perpetually unamused.
he will be bc cody and kelsey are raising him!
@@casrm of course he will be
I mean no offence but Kelsey is not funny 😂
im pretty sure he said he sells "Tires" cody but ill give you the benefit of the doubt cause you're sleep deprived
Yeah reading these comments are making me feel dumb because I heard tigers too lmao. I don’t even have a good excuse like being sleep deprived smh
@@nickbob2003I kind of destroyed my ears with my headphones to confirm 🥲😂
@@nickbob2003 No because I heard tigers too
“Fold you up and spit in your mouth” came out pretty smoothly for you bud 🫣
LMAO FR
bruh wtf
I’m using that, he did say it way too smooth. Impressed.
“Well, I wouldn’t say I’m goth but I do have tattoos and face piercings”
“Haha well, if that isn’t got then.. what is?”
JOSH. YOU HAVENT A CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
LITERALLY I DIED WHAT 😭😭
other than that what do goth girls literally do. fr i dont have any idea either. Do they pray satan or something like that
i’m with josh
They‘re both so not goth 😭💀
@@meghansmith63 people really not knowing what goth is and it shows 😭 as a goth girl lover myself I was mad him for saying that 😭
Bro is literally a button addict. LIKE LOOK AT HIM 💀😭
The "why don't you sell me this pen" was so accurate 🤣😭😭😭😭
when did that even happen
@@PK-su1klwolf of wall street
I love when sweet stuff happens and Cody uncontrollably smiles. You can see the kinda person someone really is in those moments.
yeah yeah imaginary tigers are we going to talk about how that girl said NOT being into hentai is a DEALBREAKER
She was obviously joking. Or she was just REALLY into the last guy
then she said she was a computer engineer and i went “ooooh okay” (coming from a former robotics kid)
@@soberserotonin1850why would she put it on her form as a dealbreaker 😭 after her reaction to the other guy lying on his form it doesn’t seem like she would have made up an answer as a joke
I feel unsettled by Piper... I feel like she reminds me of the girls that were my 'friends' but would roast you into oblivion every chance they got but say it was just a joke
yep unsettled fs
SOO REAL
YESS thank you. she was also judging the green sweater on not immediately wanting to slam the shit out of her? Jfc
just because your personality doesn't mesh with hers doesn't make her a bad person. I like people I can banter with and who'll roast me too.
@@sainttheresetaylor2054 they didnt say she was a bad person but ya
How'd Cody not pull a slam poetry line!?? It was set up perfectly for him!
The last girl was so weird that I thought she'd get X for sure, but then a guy comes in like, "Hi, so I'm in to weird goth girls." 😂
She is my hero fr she funny af
She’s a lot of twitter users dream girl
@@DottieMinerva yeah, I think most of the guys just got intimidated by her.
imo she's not weird, just direct
The slam poetry joke was RIGHT THERE
I KNOW!
6:20 I said the whole “that’s why I use ExpressVPN, today’s sponsor” at the same time he did 😂
SAME except i said NordVPN
Bruh. No need to lie to some random people of UA-cam comments 😂
@@typsteri didn't say it out loud because i don't talk to my phone in an empty room, but i thought the exact same thing. right after i thought "wtf didn't he open an incognito tab first." algorithms ferocious these days. 🙅♀️
oh caleb! you wild thing you
probably the funniest part of the vid lol
I like how in his head selling tigers makes more sense than selling TIRES
8:15 slam poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a lot!
he sells TIRES man
That's what I thought 😂 Cody was starting to make me think I was tigers lol.
He’s just sleep deprived 🥲
"Slam-capable" used in a pick up line feels like, actually kinda more polite for some reason
i love sleep deprived dad cody, that man definetely said tires
this is actually is one of the cutest couples on the button
11:30 “well who the hell can’t read??” lmaooo
If she kept asking Hundo how much money he make he was going to let the tigers out on her
"If that isn't goth, what is!" GTFOOO 12:06
bro would actually shit his pants if he saw a real goth
bro got his idea of “goth” from tiktok and egirls and ran with it
It’s Goffic Style… You wouldn’t giddit.
Ebony lives strong.
I was actually fuming😭 He fetishizes alt girls but doesn't know what goth is
@@araxchnid “fetishizes alt girls” no girl you need to calm the fuck down. Having a preference is not fetishizing, stop overusing that word.
8:05 that nervous "phenomenal" was so Greg Hirsch coded lmao
it sounds just like he said it lmao
He was funny 😂
If it can be said, then it may be
sometimes when cody’s making an impersonation of someone he sounds like jessica day from new girl lmao
15:25 Shes an icon. And so real for that.
Cody, it's okay, I heard tigers, too.
I was just about to pour bleach into my eyes. Cody Ko, you’ve done it again!
i liked the 90 year old neighbor version better
I love you
cody is making it very transparent he hasn’t slept in 3 days 😂
Neither button nor Cody understanding that she said "read poetry, but also slam the s out of her" because slam is a type of poetry
I’ve never heard of it 😂
i feel like this flew past most ppl
10:21 LIKE. SHES SICK. THAT PORTFOLIO IS CRAZY. She’s probably so chill.
Seizure salad
nice
zinger
Bazinga my dude😂
so nice of otis to allow his dad to make a video for us ❤️
Cody needs to make a Song about the Button, sampling the "get outta here" or the sound when it turns red
He 100% said tigers, I even turned on the subtitles for confirmation 😂😂
This is totally golden retriever and black cat here but hey vibe so well! AND JOSH IS SO ATTRACTIVE HOLY
The last couple had crazy good chemistry. :o
Three topics in the comment section: tigers, tires, he tired
Cody knows when I need to watch a cut video hungover in bed 🥹
I think the funniest part of this video is that Cody thinks you can tell a child to stop doing something and they’ll listen 😭💀
“ are they gonna slam or are they capping” 💀
Cody not knowing that Portland is in Oregon actually doesn’t surprise me anymore
i always forget he is from canada until he says stuff like that
I thought he was awfully un-sexist for being a guy. Being from Canada not America explains that.
@@katelynnj88We get taught about other countries and I think he's lived the majority of his life in the states idk why he didn't know that lmfao
@@kactus1889so you know the capitol of every state & you’re not even American? NERD
I think it's the sleep deprived brain
a bushel of tigers is like the funniest shit i've heard in a WHILE
You know that person that is always at the gym no matter what time you go… that’s like cody with my lunchtime it’s remarkable
I feel like the button not telling the last guys she smokes is wild. The moment he finds out he wont like her, you can tell from his personality.
Him geeking about tigers this whole video and that’s not even what he said😂😂
just as i sat down for lunch… the timing is impeccable
Omg sameeee
I feel like this is the 70th time I've seen this comment even though he's uploading the same exact time every day lol
Yes we know you watch at lunch, do we need this comment every video though
Sat lunch down now right, immpecable is timing!!!
@@Timman57yeh people are boring and cringe. Saying shit like this is all they have
Love when Cody accidentally exposes his Calgary roots with a line like “dart ripping” or “deked him out”
Sleep deprived Cody jokes hit different
9:07 LOL! 😂 Cody Ko at his finest. “Slam ball you ever watch that? That was a pretty cool sport”
I CANNOT CONTINUE THIS VIDEO WHEN CORY IS THIS HUNG UP ON THE NONEXISTENT TIGER SALES BYE 😭
"your teeth probably fucked up" coming from the guy with implants, genuinely means nothing
cody and kelsey take care guys! this tiger monologue had me
Bro just had a kid and is still pumping out bangers. Respect.
I feel like these two are one of the few matches whom I'm actually curious about a follow up on...
i’m glad we both thought shitting your pants 3 times a year was reasonable
Go to sleep Cody lmao that tiger tangent was nuts
me checking the comments to make sure i'm not crazy for hearing tires
Missed the Seizure Salad joke
IKr that was actually good
This episode was so funny! So many laugh out loud moments- Thanks Cody!
When Cody recognized he got the broccoli cut and immediately jumps into his frat boy character made me die 😂😂 16:43
BRO THE FAKE SPONSER HAS ME DEAD ASF🤣🤣🤣
Cody posing with his broccoli cut just sent me
The cut should do some kind of episode about couples who did or did not work out after matching on these games
One of the sweetest pairs I’ve seen in awhile
Computer Engineer + Hentai is such a common combination
TIRES CODY, NOT TIGERS
Ohh ty I heard tigers and was confused
Imagine if he does sell tigers and we are all doggin on Cody for nothing 😭
😂
The fact that Cody didn't make a slam poetry joke about what Piper wanted is a missed opportunity
i got like 18 seconds into this video and then paused to draw for three hours
good for u
good for u!
I guess you could say Piper wanted to get poetry slammed
So mad nobody made a “slam poetry” joke
“account executive in sales” = he works for an MLM and/or sells phone plans at walmart
😂😂😂😂😂😂 his nervousness was endearing
i rerouted my entire daytime routine so that i eat lunch at 1:00PM EST in anticipation of a new codylicious ko video
I love that you said 'rerouted'
I've missed these, thank you Cody
The Hentai woman was wild