A Message From Rabbi Shmuckey
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2024
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He’s a liar, I called the line, couldn’t get a word in & he’ll only talk about falafel.
What a schmuk!
Hahahahaha, nice... The only thing it's missing is a plug for your Daughter's "Kosher Pickle Tickle" business.
“With a name like Shmuckey, he has to be good!”™️
You can't be Rabbi Schmucky, your beard is staying where it ought to on your face
That guy has the patchiest beard I've ever seen on a Rabbi.
Keep it up Danny, soon you'll be on the fast track for a Red Heifer ceremony...
Happy Easter!
He is risen.
The "$1.80 per minute" had me LOL, great attention to detail Danny 😂😂😂
Should do a full on get-up a la Guido Sarducci. This is a quality bit.
Amazin’!
It’s great how much you love the Jews. Always thinking and talking about them. How wholesome and not at all weird. Keep it up!
Love your great awareness and fun amidst all this chaos and cringe
talked to the receptionist for 10 seconds then was put on hold. Been waiting on hold for like almost 4 hours now. I hope this $1.80 a minute is worth it..
... Nevermind, I just got disconnected.
Rabbi Schmukey did my grandson's Bris. Real tzaddik
I heard he gives the best Metzitzah B’peh.
It is strange to watch that guy who looks like he's Scottish lay claim on the middle east.
@@purdysanchezyou aren't very informed on the diversity and phenotypes of the middle east, especially Syria, Lebanon, Jordan and amongst Palestinians and Israelis. Red heads are a thing in all those places.
@@MsBhappy, the dude is from Los Angeles.
@@purdysanchez Los Angeles is not Scotland. 1.4% of Los Angeles county are native Indian (i.e. almost 99% of people who live in Los Angeles county have full foreign ethnic ancestry). He's half Iranian. Also, the USA allows for dual nationality and for better or worse, the government of every sovereign state gets to decide who can or can't be a citizen.
Dang, my prescription for Noticenol ran out.
Christ Is King
You probably have not even read the bible.
christ is a human like any other, read some meister eckhart mysticism if you want the real truth , the real truth is within you, only then you can understand jesus teachings, otherwise you'll remain ignorant, we exist inside god's infinite mind and each one of us is part of that mind, like waves part of an ocean
2+2=4 whether or not you've read a math book. @@RyanJones-ew8vm
@@RyanJones-ew8vm im testing to see if TunnelTube reports my comment as antisemitic. Anyways, which version are we talking about?
@@runaway_slav your doing what? And why?
Wait... Danny watched the X-Space. He had to for that last joke. 😆
Rabbi Schumcky should probably be posting current videos on R umble
My token sacrifice to the algorithm
Don't forget to tag every famous person in existence!
This hotline approved by 9 out of 10 race-baiting money grubbers. Two thumbs up! - Al Sharpton
Sensational
Baruch Hashem, muh nikka!
This is how i like my oy veys
Hava nagila!
$1.80 per minute? Seems low for the great advice being offered. You're selling yourself short-you could easily bump that up.
brilliant
Perfection
Love how Jewish people shamelessly took Romanian/Balkan traditional/folklore music and claimed it as their own creation. Gotta love hearing it in the background as "authentic Israeli music".
It sounds like Freilech music, which is part of Klezmer music:
"Klezmer music emerged from a larger Eastern European Jewish musical culture that included Jewish cantorial music, Hasidic Niguns, and later Yiddish theatre music, it also borrowed from the surrounding folk musics of Central and Eastern Europe and from cosmopolitan European musical forms."
Your comment seems to ignore that Jewish people also influenced wider European culture, especially in music. Culture is never stagnant and it isn't formed in a vacuum.
Brought to you by Birchgold.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.
Based! Can't believe this made it past the ADL censors.
Nah, you had your turn. Thanks for playing.
@@Warvvolf We'll simply move away from anyone who isn't.
We'll take all of our business with us.
Oh hey, looks like we already are.
We're not playing anymore 🤪
@@Been.Here.Since.2007 That made sense.
@MAGAjuana420Crew see you say that then Europe the damn motherland is under siege I don't think you're going anywhere or really can man
Did I say $1.80 a minute? $18 a minute is the best I can do. $180 a minute is my final offa.
Satire is the best😂
Holy shit! You've got those types down pat!
Oral circumcision....look it up
So what?
based on true story !
Rabbi, I dialed the number. It didnt seem to work. I need a new kick ! Please pick up !
shalom shmoolik.
man i want some matza ball soup....
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT CLIN TON
My favorite Rabbi ♥
This is the best channel ever!
10/10
lol
😂😂😂❤
Everything's racist and we have to call it all out. - Anna sar. Rabbi schmuckey
😂
Gosh, I wish this was real.
THIS MUST BE ANTI-SEMITIC
😳😳😳😳😳
So?
Needs more Farrakhan
Islam is a plague on humanity
I know how to say Christ is King without being antisemitic. Say "Christ was a Kang".
What’s going on in this one?
it is all from twitter. it is good you dont know
One of the most unlikable humans of all time (he is a Rabbi who sells kosher sex toys with his daughter...I'm not joking) got into a Twitter beef with Candace Owen's, it is one of the reasons she got fired.
One of the most unlikable people of all time, who happens to be a Rabbi who sells kosher sex toys with his daughter got into a twitter/antisemitism beef with Candace Owens...
Wow... I have had 2 different responses to this deleted instantly... I didn't say anything controversial... just explained what the video is about...wtf is going on...?
I'll try again... a Rabbi who sells Kosher sex toys got into an online argument with Candace Owens.... he is an incredibly unlikable character which is what the video is making fun of... hope this gets through....lol...
Love ya Danny, if there is such thing as a good jew you're it haha.
False...he charges $1.19 a minute to talk to him
Algo Comment.
Danny going nativ?
ger,many all over again so soon.
Shekels for Israël
Jesus saves and at least one of his distant cousins us very shifty and gross.
Jew
This is really pathetic.
So is having dual-citizens running our government...
It's literally anudda shoah.
Shmuley is King