A Message From Rabbi Shmuckey

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  • Опубліковано 25 бер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 151

  • @thomasmcdonnell7914
    @thomasmcdonnell7914 2 місяці тому +68

    He’s a liar, I called the line, couldn’t get a word in & he’ll only talk about falafel.

  • @joeblow229
    @joeblow229 2 місяці тому +59

    Hahahahaha, nice... The only thing it's missing is a plug for your Daughter's "Kosher Pickle Tickle" business.

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 2 місяці тому +31

    “With a name like Shmuckey, he has to be good!”™️

  • @cinemint
    @cinemint 2 місяці тому +42

    You can't be Rabbi Schmucky, your beard is staying where it ought to on your face

    • @Hashishin13
      @Hashishin13 2 місяці тому

      That guy has the patchiest beard I've ever seen on a Rabbi.

  • @valentinzota8835
    @valentinzota8835 2 місяці тому +19

    Keep it up Danny, soon you'll be on the fast track for a Red Heifer ceremony...

  • @JNJ1014
    @JNJ1014 2 місяці тому +1

    The "$1.80 per minute" had me LOL, great attention to detail Danny 😂😂😂

  • @amikkelsen
    @amikkelsen 2 місяці тому +3

    Happy Easter!
    He is risen.

  • @uruk_bye1232
    @uruk_bye1232 2 місяці тому +17

    Should do a full on get-up a la Guido Sarducci. This is a quality bit.

  • @andry4313
    @andry4313 2 місяці тому +8

    talked to the receptionist for 10 seconds then was put on hold. Been waiting on hold for like almost 4 hours now. I hope this $1.80 a minute is worth it..
    ... Nevermind, I just got disconnected.

  • @nathanrittri
    @nathanrittri 2 місяці тому +12

    Rabbi Schmukey did my grandson's Bris. Real tzaddik

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 2 місяці тому

      I heard he gives the best Metzitzah B’peh.

    • @purdysanchez
      @purdysanchez 2 місяці тому

      It is strange to watch that guy who looks like he's Scottish lay claim on the middle east.

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Місяць тому

      ​@@purdysanchezyou aren't very informed on the diversity and phenotypes of the middle east, especially Syria, Lebanon, Jordan and amongst Palestinians and Israelis. Red heads are a thing in all those places.

    • @purdysanchez
      @purdysanchez Місяць тому

      @@MsBhappy, the dude is from Los Angeles.

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Місяць тому

      @@purdysanchez Los Angeles is not Scotland. 1.4% of Los Angeles county are native Indian (i.e. almost 99% of people who live in Los Angeles county have full foreign ethnic ancestry). He's half Iranian. Also, the USA allows for dual nationality and for better or worse, the government of every sovereign state gets to decide who can or can't be a citizen.

  • @TheSilentBattle
    @TheSilentBattle 2 місяці тому +2

    It’s great how much you love the Jews. Always thinking and talking about them. How wholesome and not at all weird. Keep it up!

  • @Warvvolf
    @Warvvolf 2 місяці тому +12

    Dang, my prescription for Noticenol ran out.

  • @dear_totheheart
    @dear_totheheart 2 місяці тому +8

    Love your great awareness and fun amidst all this chaos and cringe

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 2 місяці тому +2

    Wait... Danny watched the X-Space. He had to for that last joke. 😆

  • @arnoldziffel4943
    @arnoldziffel4943 2 місяці тому +7

    Amazin’!

  • @CIintB3ASTW0oD
    @CIintB3ASTW0oD 2 місяці тому +4

    This is how i like my oy veys

  • @runaway_slav
    @runaway_slav 2 місяці тому +164

    Christ Is King

    • @RyanJones-ew8vm
      @RyanJones-ew8vm 2 місяці тому +13

      You probably have not even read the bible.

    • @ayoubzahiri1918
      @ayoubzahiri1918 2 місяці тому +4

      christ is a human like any other, read some meister eckhart mysticism if you want the real truth , the real truth is within you, only then you can understand jesus teachings, otherwise you'll remain ignorant, we exist inside god's infinite mind and each one of us is part of that mind, like waves part of an ocean

    • @noname2023m
      @noname2023m 2 місяці тому

      2+2=4 whether or not you've read a math book. ​@@RyanJones-ew8vm

    • @runaway_slav
      @runaway_slav 2 місяці тому +17

      @@RyanJones-ew8vm im testing to see if TunnelTube reports my comment as antisemitic. Anyways, which version are we talking about?

    • @RyanJones-ew8vm
      @RyanJones-ew8vm 2 місяці тому +1

      @@runaway_slav your doing what? And why?

  • @Rolfe89
    @Rolfe89 2 місяці тому +3

    My token sacrifice to the algorithm

  • @chatboxchatbox4394
    @chatboxchatbox4394 2 місяці тому +4

    Rabbi Schumcky should probably be posting current videos on R umble

  • @Enbix
    @Enbix 2 місяці тому +6

    Don't forget to tag every famous person in existence!

  • @traillesstravelled7901
    @traillesstravelled7901 2 місяці тому +4

    This hotline approved by 9 out of 10 race-baiting money grubbers. Two thumbs up! - Al Sharpton

  • @Lucha_Pagliacci
    @Lucha_Pagliacci 2 місяці тому +4

    Sensational

  • @user-nk8ww9ce9k
    @user-nk8ww9ce9k 2 місяці тому +1

    Baruch Hashem, muh nikka!

  • @Dale-TND
    @Dale-TND 2 місяці тому +16

    We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.

    • @joeblow229
      @joeblow229 2 місяці тому +7

      Based! Can't believe this made it past the ADL censors.

    • @Warvvolf
      @Warvvolf 2 місяці тому +2

      Nah, you had your turn. Thanks for playing.

    • @Been.Here.Since.2007
      @Been.Here.Since.2007 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Warvvolf We'll simply move away from anyone who isn't.
      We'll take all of our business with us.
      Oh hey, looks like we already are.
      We're not playing anymore 🤪

    • @Warvvolf
      @Warvvolf 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Been.Here.Since.2007 That made sense.

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@MAGAjuana420Crew see you say that then Europe the damn motherland is under siege I don't think you're going anywhere or really can man

  • @GrantGilmour
    @GrantGilmour 2 місяці тому +8

    Hava nagila!

  • @bugmanopposer6969
    @bugmanopposer6969 2 місяці тому +2

    brilliant

  • @noraono
    @noraono 2 місяці тому +1

    Perfection

  • @treesurgeon2441
    @treesurgeon2441 2 місяці тому +1

    Brought to you by Birchgold.

  • @TaddiestMason
    @TaddiestMason 2 місяці тому +4

    $1.80 per minute? Seems low for the great advice being offered. You're selling yourself short-you could easily bump that up.

  • @r-kan
    @r-kan 2 місяці тому

    Holy shit! You've got those types down pat!

  • @purdysanchez
    @purdysanchez 2 місяці тому

    Did I say $1.80 a minute? $18 a minute is the best I can do. $180 a minute is my final offa.

  • @hmmm3232
    @hmmm3232 2 місяці тому

    Satire is the best😂

  • @RhiannonSenpai
    @RhiannonSenpai 2 місяці тому +2

    Love how Jewish people shamelessly took Romanian/Balkan traditional/folklore music and claimed it as their own creation. Gotta love hearing it in the background as "authentic Israeli music".

    • @MsBhappy
      @MsBhappy Місяць тому

      It sounds like Freilech music, which is part of Klezmer music:
      "Klezmer music emerged from a larger Eastern European Jewish musical culture that included Jewish cantorial music, Hasidic Niguns, and later Yiddish theatre music, it also borrowed from the surrounding folk musics of Central and Eastern Europe and from cosmopolitan European musical forms."
      Your comment seems to ignore that Jewish people also influenced wider European culture, especially in music. Culture is never stagnant and it isn't formed in a vacuum.

  • @papadampreach
    @papadampreach 2 місяці тому

    ALL HAIL PRESIDENT CLIN TON

  • @WhatCanSmith
    @WhatCanSmith 2 місяці тому +4

    Oral circumcision....look it up

  • @deedook4736
    @deedook4736 2 місяці тому +2

    shalom shmoolik.
    man i want some matza ball soup....

  • @user-gb7bv4wo7o
    @user-gb7bv4wo7o 2 місяці тому +1

    My favorite Rabbi ♥

  • @yatarookayama8329
    @yatarookayama8329 2 місяці тому +4

    based on true story !

  • @johngaller278
    @johngaller278 2 місяці тому

    Rabbi, I dialed the number. It didnt seem to work. I need a new kick ! Please pick up !

  • @PokeeIs
    @PokeeIs 2 місяці тому

    10/10

  • @eliakimjosephsophia4542
    @eliakimjosephsophia4542 2 місяці тому

    lol

  • @Schultz2322
    @Schultz2322 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂❤

  • @Cookiedon15
    @Cookiedon15 2 місяці тому +1

    😂

  • @jamesc7121
    @jamesc7121 2 місяці тому

    This is the best channel ever!

  • @carolyna.869
    @carolyna.869 2 місяці тому

    Gosh, I wish this was real.

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 2 місяці тому

    Everything's racist and we have to call it all out. - Anna sar. Rabbi schmuckey

  • @Joe-Przybranowski
    @Joe-Przybranowski 2 місяці тому +4

    THIS MUST BE ANTI-SEMITIC
    😳😳😳😳😳

  • @Been.Here.Since.2007
    @Been.Here.Since.2007 2 місяці тому +7

    Needs more Farrakhan

    • @AllFlimmits
      @AllFlimmits 2 місяці тому +1

      Islam is a plague on humanity

  • @GabbyBabby-pp1lx
    @GabbyBabby-pp1lx 2 місяці тому

    Love ya Danny, if there is such thing as a good jew you're it haha.

  • @OlleHungrig
    @OlleHungrig 2 місяці тому +1

    Danny going nativ?

  • @masterofrockets
    @masterofrockets 2 місяці тому +4

    What’s going on in this one?

    • @macattack1958
      @macattack1958 2 місяці тому +9

      it is all from twitter. it is good you dont know

    • @daveweiss5647
      @daveweiss5647 2 місяці тому

      One of the most unlikable humans of all time (he is a Rabbi who sells kosher sex toys with his daughter...I'm not joking) got into a Twitter beef with Candace Owen's, it is one of the reasons she got fired.

    • @daveweiss5647
      @daveweiss5647 2 місяці тому

      One of the most unlikable people of all time, who happens to be a Rabbi who sells kosher sex toys with his daughter got into a twitter/antisemitism beef with Candace Owens...

    • @daveweiss5647
      @daveweiss5647 2 місяці тому +6

      Wow... I have had 2 different responses to this deleted instantly... I didn't say anything controversial... just explained what the video is about...wtf is going on...?

    • @daveweiss5647
      @daveweiss5647 2 місяці тому

      I'll try again... a Rabbi who sells Kosher sex toys got into an online argument with Candace Owens.... he is an incredibly unlikable character which is what the video is making fun of... hope this gets through....lol...

  • @JEP-Tech
    @JEP-Tech 2 місяці тому +1

    I know how to say Christ is King without being antisemitic. Say "Christ was a Kang".

  • @gapho5198
    @gapho5198 2 місяці тому

    Algo Comment.

  • @scottcurtis2193
    @scottcurtis2193 2 місяці тому +1

    Shekels for Israël

  • @notinterested8452
    @notinterested8452 2 місяці тому

    ger,many all over again so soon.

  • @theragoooverlord5021
    @theragoooverlord5021 2 місяці тому

    False...he charges $1.19 a minute to talk to him

  • @jeffisaliar
    @jeffisaliar 2 місяці тому

    Jesus saves and at least one of his distant cousins us very shifty and gross.

  • @CMCAdvanced
    @CMCAdvanced 2 місяці тому +1

    Jew

  • @brigitte9999
    @brigitte9999 2 місяці тому +1

    This is really pathetic.

    • @joeblow229
      @joeblow229 2 місяці тому +18

      So is having dual-citizens running our government...

    • @Do_It_Now_XD
      @Do_It_Now_XD 2 місяці тому +9

      It's literally anudda shoah.

  • @ReddySpaghetti69
    @ReddySpaghetti69 2 місяці тому +7

    Shmuley is King