Captioned Seal (Sea Doggo)

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2016
  • egg egg egg egg d'egg l'egg egg
    bread egg
    Fair use - The original video was educational, but is now comedic (captions).
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  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Рік тому +11051

    This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.

    • @justinvarghese6852
      @justinvarghese6852 Рік тому +1567

      That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable

    • @lynn4840
      @lynn4840 Рік тому +965

      my favorite niche genre of comedy: when semi-aquatic mammals struggle with the prospect of living in water.

    • @natestern2021
      @natestern2021 Рік тому +503

      ​@@lynn4840 I'm so dyslexic I thought you said anti semetic mammals

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 Рік тому +193

      That water is cold. I don't blame it.

    • @garfocusalternate
      @garfocusalternate Рік тому +245

      @@natestern2021 Apparently that seal is cursing out the Jews in his language.

  • @blazoneditz7595
    @blazoneditz7595 4 роки тому +2199

    Interviewer: so you are the most popular seal ever
    Seal: brehh

    • @caponuts
      @caponuts 4 роки тому +36

      Interviewer: can you repeat that?
      Seal:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      Interviewer: uhhh o... K?
      Seal:egg

    • @prickynicky6916
      @prickynicky6916 4 роки тому +21

      Minecraft zombies be like
      "Breh"

    • @yourmum966
      @yourmum966 4 роки тому +4

      E G G

    • @UwU-fy8mr
      @UwU-fy8mr 4 роки тому +2

      Domino Gaming do u mean sea doggo

    • @blazoneditz7595
      @blazoneditz7595 4 роки тому +2

      Gloria Osuna lmao xd yup

  • @Notnormal183
    @Notnormal183 10 місяців тому +1428

    “AAAAAHHHHHHHH”
    “….”
    “egg”
    *such wise words..*
    0:35

    • @duncan8602
      @duncan8602 2 місяці тому +38

      "Fibsh"
      "..."
      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
      "..."
      "EGG"

    • @a_hampter392
      @a_hampter392 2 місяці тому +17

      SOMEONE GIVE THIS SEA DOGO A EGG

    • @Only_Ameen04
      @Only_Ameen04 15 годин тому +1

      LEGG

  • @EvoBeDevo
    @EvoBeDevo Рік тому +2083

    0:36 Seal achieves cognizant sentience for a few seconds. He screams.
    0:39 Sentience dissipates. Back to simple egg brain.

    • @bl00dlikewayne
      @bl00dlikewayne 11 місяців тому +119

      homeboy became self aware for a few seconds and wondered what his purpose on this planet was.

    • @gtc239
      @gtc239 10 місяців тому +35

      Sapient*
      Sapient and Sentient are often confused but technically seals are sentient but not sapient.

    • @hugohemra7074
      @hugohemra7074 9 місяців тому +11

      Man this comment gives me vibes of HEEEELP! HEEEEELP! HEEELP MEEEEE! HEEEEELP!

    • @AppleOfThineEye
      @AppleOfThineEye 8 місяців тому +3

      @@gtc239 No, sentient was correct in this context.

    • @JosephRodriguezFinance
      @JosephRodriguezFinance 5 місяців тому +14

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... egg.
      What a simple life. I envy this little guy

  • @atility3545
    @atility3545 7 років тому +5250

    SEALS DONT GO ARF THEY GO EGG

  • @oldenspace7855
    @oldenspace7855 4 роки тому +4427

    English: Hello
    German: Hallo
    Spanish: Hola
    Sea Doggo: *d’egg*

    • @cbroom357
      @cbroom357 4 роки тому +33

      French Sea doggo L'egg

    • @emdadahmed5592
      @emdadahmed5592 4 роки тому +14

      American? I just lost brain cells

    • @oldenspace7855
      @oldenspace7855 4 роки тому +6

      a normal guy what do they say please tell me

    • @emdadahmed5592
      @emdadahmed5592 4 роки тому +8

      @@oldenspace7855 it's English, not American. American isn't a language

    • @oldenspace7855
      @oldenspace7855 4 роки тому +4

      a normal guy why was i born this way

  • @icouldjustscream
    @icouldjustscream 7 місяців тому +749

    Seals can live 20 to 30 years. Wherever sea-doggo is, I hope he is healthy, happy and found some 🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚

    • @connerclark3678
      @connerclark3678 5 місяців тому +54

      And fibsh 🐟!

    • @itsnotme3882
      @itsnotme3882 2 місяці тому +1

      Dude was eaten by a killer whale merely minutes after this was recorded.
      Remember him as he was. RIP

    • @AaronGaming1066
      @AaronGaming1066 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@itsnotme3882proof?

    • @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer
      @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@AaronGaming1066"my source is that I made it the fuck up"

    • @josefdrapak1889
      @josefdrapak1889 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@itsnotme3882 me when I spread misinformation over the internet

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething 9 місяців тому +228

    Legs. He’s saying legs. He’s screaming out for someone to give him legs.

  • @Inksanity
    @Inksanity 5 років тому +5875

    cat goes "meow"
    dog goes "woof"
    and seal goes "EGG"

  • @KilelSix
    @KilelSix 7 років тому +7245

    he's learning our language.

  • @leviathanstream
    @leviathanstream 8 місяців тому +84

    I really love 0:25
    This sea doggo is yelling "Egg! Egg!" because he obviously want egg and then after that he stutters while trying to say "mmnghphp fibsh" and then he lets you know why he wants the fibsh and egg. Because he wants to "liggk" the fibsh and egg, so he was angry. He said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @tir0815
      @tir0815 2 місяці тому

      This man is 6 months old

  • @ImMattlol
    @ImMattlol Рік тому +200

    Quiet, everybody. The seal is speaking his wise words of wisdom.

  • @theoceanman5761
    @theoceanman5761 5 років тому +5307

    Humans: egg and fish
    Seal, an intellectual: l’egg and fibsh

  • @Nehema1000
    @Nehema1000 7 років тому +6871

    Contemplations of a Water Sausage: The Movie

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 7 років тому +74

      bilboswaggins1100 Now in HD with Subtitles

    • @lolguy776
      @lolguy776 7 років тому +32

      Nehema1000 this should be top comment. not those annoying bandwagon circlejerkoffs.

    • @forteprotze
      @forteprotze 7 років тому +12

      Joshua Walrath
      It has 1.1k likes already. It's pretty close to being the top comment. The top comment has .4 more.
      And what circlejerks...?

    • @lolguy776
      @lolguy776 7 років тому +1

      windy it wasn't top comment when I posted and the circlejerks I'm referring to are the markiplier fans

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 7 років тому +7

      I'm subscribed to Markiplier, lul.

  • @ErectineerGaming
    @ErectineerGaming 9 місяців тому +36

    Congrats to the cameraman for somehow resisting the urge to pet the sea doggo

  • @Winter.monke.
    @Winter.monke. 9 місяців тому +60

    0:46 the noise he made when no fish was caught😢😢😢

  • @cjcarrington5023
    @cjcarrington5023 3 роки тому +3363

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... egg”
    I felt that

  • @jikissgamer
    @jikissgamer 5 років тому +6741

    This is how I sound in the morning before making breakfast.
    "Egg! Brehh! Blegh"

  • @Yuio_Quaz
    @Yuio_Quaz 10 місяців тому +83

    I cried half of my day
    This put a smile on my face for a few seconds, thank you, this video was really appreciated

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 місяці тому +1

      How you doing now man?

    • @Yuio_Quaz
      @Yuio_Quaz 2 місяці тому

      @@Breakaway-ic5gj I'm doing okay now, my life is still kind of a mess, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
      Thanks a lot for checking in on me, really, the world needs more people like you

  • @Frostedflakey
    @Frostedflakey Рік тому +29

    How people sound talking to you when you first woke up:

  • @deadrabbit9802
    @deadrabbit9802 7 років тому +4489

    This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something

    • @bunnycuteness1740
      @bunnycuteness1740 7 років тому +86

      Dead Rabbit they can't pronounce the 'L' in leg

    • @olympe1996
      @olympe1996 7 років тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @icantthinkofaname1483
      @icantthinkofaname1483 7 років тому +65

      Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!

    • @RenegadePharmD
      @RenegadePharmD 7 років тому +16

      Dead Rabbit
      Maybe the scientist who transformed them was named Murphy.

    • @marcuscenturian2152
      @marcuscenturian2152 7 років тому +53

      Essentially that is the legend of the Selkie. People who wear seal skins and become seals. The Celts were right all along.

  • @agentplaguemask8082
    @agentplaguemask8082 5 років тому +3826

    You: Fish
    Me, an intellectual: Fibsh

    • @bideabiere6125
      @bideabiere6125 5 років тому +80

      You : an egg
      Me, an intellectual: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! eggs

    • @justcrafty2676
      @justcrafty2676 5 років тому +13

      This is where he hunts his groceries!

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 років тому +1

      Egg

    • @liluminati9791
      @liluminati9791 5 років тому +2

      lliggk ma balls!

    • @nadiaa4462
      @nadiaa4462 5 років тому +15

      You: lick
      Me,an intellectual: lliggk

  • @Unkemptfish
    @Unkemptfish Рік тому +27

    This seal never fails to brighten up my day

  • @cararealexalexandrumarian1129
    @cararealexalexandrumarian1129 Рік тому +34

    This is way too funny for me. Like literally if you did not laugh even a single bit in this video you are a super human. Even if I watch this over and over again that "egg" phrase always makes me laugh so much till I get tears of happiness.

  • @skynut_6988
    @skynut_6988 4 роки тому +6313

    When he said
    “AAAAAAAAAA... egg.”
    I really felt that

  • @MrBigNicholas
    @MrBigNicholas 7 років тому +1818

    *on the verge of falling asleep* "EGG!"

  • @sitkinator
    @sitkinator Рік тому +3

    This seal is the perfect representation for my autism.

  • @Dani_333
    @Dani_333 Рік тому +25

    This is my favourite video, he’s so silly, always cheers me up when I feel down :)

  • @MrEvilSprinkles
    @MrEvilSprinkles 5 років тому +28827

    “What would you like for breakfast sir?”
    “EGG”
    “Sir we are in Paris, I cannot understand your accent”
    “L’EGG”

  • @ThePie34567
    @ThePie34567 7 років тому +2309

    sea doggo dosent wanna go to a swim

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому +10

      ThePie34567 I want to take that sea doggo home

    • @jeffyjeffy707
      @jeffyjeffy707 7 років тому +9

      ThePie34567 Sea Doggo Will Drink The Water Insted Of Swim

    • @10k-
      @10k- 7 років тому +6

      ThePie34567. yeah but he falls in eventually

    • @Crazipar_Zipar
      @Crazipar_Zipar 7 років тому

      yeems my god kanna.

    • @rigovertoalberto2422
      @rigovertoalberto2422 7 років тому +7

      egg >>>:v

  • @calebmcintosh1991
    @calebmcintosh1991 Місяць тому +4

    I have never found something so resonant with the feeling of flabby discontentment I currently find myself wallowing in

  • @simathepotato
    @simathepotato 3 місяці тому +10

    He’s communicating ❤

  • @fredhair
    @fredhair 5 років тому +4034

    English speaking seal: EGG
    French speaking seal: l'EGG

    • @absolutetrash7219
      @absolutetrash7219 5 років тому +43

      Oi this is an underrated comment

    • @fredhair
      @fredhair 5 років тому +28

      @@absolutetrash7219 I'm used to not getting the recognition I deserve

    • @absolutetrash7219
      @absolutetrash7219 5 років тому +7

      fredhair
      Aren’t we all

    • @fredhair
      @fredhair 5 років тому +9

      @@absolutetrash7219 Yes it's a tough world out there

    • @absolutetrash7219
      @absolutetrash7219 5 років тому +2

      fredhair true.

  • @tenshi_amachi
    @tenshi_amachi 5 років тому +5570

    *_This seal speaks to me on a spiritual level._*

  • @wifinesesi
    @wifinesesi Рік тому +4

    Most of its noises sounds like trying to pronounce IKEA products.

  • @xxmissthailandxx3780
    @xxmissthailandxx3780 Рік тому +6

    When I manage to crack a egg:
    *"AHHHHHHHHHH"* *"egg"*

  • @Laeela_
    @Laeela_ 7 років тому +6312

    Egg, fish lick. He's crearly trying to explain a recipe.

    • @bunchi3232
      @bunchi3232 7 років тому +62

      Ilaria BelleB omg 😂😂😂😂 this recipe must be very popular for the sea doggos if he's telling it to us

    • @BreadIsGoodHasAlreadyBeenTaken
      @BreadIsGoodHasAlreadyBeenTaken 7 років тому +67

      When he finally got triggered he screamed "AAAAAAAA"

    • @booj3420
      @booj3420 7 років тому +78

      Ilaria BelleB If so, where do I add the breghhgt?

    • @ryancabrera2884
      @ryancabrera2884 7 років тому +41

      Fibsh*

    • @fluffydragon3333
      @fluffydragon3333 7 років тому +36

      Ilaria BelleB at what point do I go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lol

  • @lesleygalvin3239
    @lesleygalvin3239 4 роки тому +1839

    Normal sea doggos: E G G
    French sea doggos: L ' E G G

  • @cloudshifter
    @cloudshifter Місяць тому +2

    I never thought I would sea a seal crying about how cold the water is and not wanting to go in.

  • @anthonywojtylko3219
    @anthonywojtylko3219 Рік тому +11

    Salute to the sea doggo for having peak comedy

  • @sugarpaint7569
    @sugarpaint7569 5 років тому +2447

    Seal: *egg*
    Me: *i found my Spirit animal*

  • @AlexoStripes
    @AlexoStripes 4 роки тому +1442

    Seal: egg
    Me: *Sh*t, They're evolving*

    • @tnteddy2657
      @tnteddy2657 4 роки тому +21

      Wholio's Studio *better had over them eggs or they will come after you*

    • @jamesvillet2473
      @jamesvillet2473 4 роки тому +16

      @@tnteddy2657
      They might take our l'eggs

    • @omprakashchoudhary1114
      @omprakashchoudhary1114 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh it's clearly a sea doggo

    • @bean1002
      @bean1002 4 роки тому +5

      Seal: Fibbbsh, Lickph

    • @somedude5422
      @somedude5422 4 роки тому +3

      Shit bro hide the eggs

  • @MrBrineplays_
    @MrBrineplays_ 2 місяці тому +2

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    egg"
    This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy

  • @neenerheaddj
    @neenerheaddj 9 місяців тому +17

    This is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, years later. Not even a fart can top it. It’s the GOAT. 😍😂😭💀

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 2 місяці тому

      No, it's a sea doggo

  • @Chan-el1pu
    @Chan-el1pu 3 роки тому +10064

    *He has such a way with words.*

    • @Supergamer-37
      @Supergamer-37 3 роки тому +17

      Hi mr aizawa, I forgot my homework

    • @personexistingnot
      @personexistingnot 3 роки тому +54

      Fisbh is my favourite food AAAÀAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAA

    • @saika4298
      @saika4298 2 роки тому +30

      Biden speaking be like:

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 2 роки тому +9

      Egg :3

    • @sonicstar917
      @sonicstar917 2 роки тому +34

      @@saika4298 That's an insult to the seal.

  • @cruelsummer3021
    @cruelsummer3021 5 років тому +1387

    to be fair, he did make some excellent points, especially on the second half of his argument

    • @rebelelephant1731
      @rebelelephant1731 5 років тому +9

      BWAHAHAGAHA

    • @ClareClark
      @ClareClark 5 років тому +3

      jisoo support bot hahahahahah!

    • @helloitsme7871
      @helloitsme7871 5 років тому +13

      The presentation is on climate change. Bet

    • @bexx7956
      @bexx7956 5 років тому +10

      jisoo support bot yeah like when he said “Egg” there was no denying the fact that he was right.

    • @kessangla7864
      @kessangla7864 5 років тому +2

      Yes, yes he did. Perferctly put forth his arguement. Well im with the seal? Sea lion?

  • @strange_imagination_
    @strange_imagination_ Рік тому +2

    I was full out sobbing and I made a sound that made me think of this video. My sobbing turned into laughter and now I'm imitating this seal

  • @garv3355
    @garv3355 Рік тому +18

    I am literally in tears Rn. I was having a hard time understanding cry baby learns to swim 12 years ago and now that I have watched this crystal clear translation of what he was trying to say has fulfilled my childhood self.
    I am thankful to yes bacon for decoding this.

  • @isabelleblais1077
    @isabelleblais1077 5 років тому +787

    *Actual footage of me when I have a cold*

  • @riley527-
    @riley527- 7 років тому +769

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    "egg"
    Gets me every time 😂🤣

    • @leenahusa1806
      @leenahusa1806 7 років тому +14

      Jiley Rohnson i started crying of laughter at AAAAHHHHH egg 😂

    • @olympe1996
      @olympe1996 7 років тому +18

      * sneezes *

  • @transenby42622
    @transenby42622 11 місяців тому +3

    0:35 Our man here just decided to go scream EGG!!! to the heavens.

  • @stormchaser_2421
    @stormchaser_2421 Рік тому +12

    This video made me smile so hard my face nearly ripped in half

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 5 років тому +2170

    And they say Dolphins are the smartest marine animals...don't see them asking for eggs

    • @hozuko4684
      @hozuko4684 5 років тому +30

      I FEED PENGUINS WITH SANDWICH

    • @jamaalsmith5207
      @jamaalsmith5207 5 років тому +4

      @@hozuko4684 You monster!

    • @nwvfd22
      @nwvfd22 5 років тому +7

      But they have been known to ask for tasty fish... or fibsh, I'm not sure which anymore.

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 5 років тому +3

      Of course you wouldn't, they don't eat eggs

    • @Polopony20.
      @Polopony20. 5 років тому +3

      THATS IT!
      EGGS MAKE YOU STUPID.
      QUICKLY! BOYCOT EGGS!

  • @mevinbabu5918
    @mevinbabu5918 5 років тому +954

    My last braincell during a test

  • @death626
    @death626 Рік тому +4

    I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.

  • @matejgrim
    @matejgrim Місяць тому +3

    There are languages that sound less human than this guy

  • @tlonigamer421
    @tlonigamer421 5 років тому +1217

    *GIVE HIM THE DAMN EGG*

  • @123_king_me9
    @123_king_me9 6 років тому +32156

    Someone give this poor doggo an egg before I cry

    • @sarabonner9608
      @sarabonner9608 6 років тому +1674

      *gives egg and fibsh*

    • @eabea830aj4
      @eabea830aj4 6 років тому +1155

      *gives l'egg and fbish*

    • @jennysnell1
      @jennysnell1 6 років тому +456

      *gives fibsh and egg*

    • @wargames8503
      @wargames8503 6 років тому +436

      I think you mean *l’egg and fbish*
      I had to write this, it gets lot of likes

    • @Andrej_Jankovic
      @Andrej_Jankovic 6 років тому +185

      Gives egg and fibsh

  • @zenz0ha472
    @zenz0ha472 2 місяці тому +2

    Where I grew up, we lived next to the ocean, and my dad loved taking me fishing. One issue we had every time was this adorable, but very sneaky little dude we named Bob the Seal. He’d steal fish right off our line, then would bob his head up and stare at us, hence the name. I loved that seal, but he always took the best fish off of our lines. Despite that, he would come to visit us with his seal girlfriend and pups while we roasted marshmallows and hotdogs on the shore. Very smart, but also surprisingly social animals when they want to be ☺️

  • @HappyMatt12345
    @HappyMatt12345 Рік тому +2

    Me when practicing for job interviews: "im a dedicated, hard working person..."
    Me when im actually there: "AAAAAAAAAA..... Egg"

  • @dollie1539
    @dollie1539 7 років тому +2238

    *I'm very glad this was in my recommended*

  • @sarahmcdonald7280
    @sarahmcdonald7280 4 роки тому +4947

    Everybody: *talking about egg*
    Me: _fibsh_

  • @bramnemeth565
    @bramnemeth565 Рік тому +2

    Decided to take a look at the red bar, absolutely lost it when it showed that the part where the seal says "AAAAAAAAAAAA" is the most replayed.

  • @spencer4429
    @spencer4429 Рік тому

    I have watched this on repeat way to many times today. Thanks for the quality content.

  • @BLOBFISHINC
    @BLOBFISHINC 4 роки тому +3078

    No matter what you say. He's spitin' straight facts.

  • @MushroomButtons
    @MushroomButtons 4 роки тому +1385

    Me: *being introduced to people I don’t know*
    My anxiety: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Sofiluvsu.
    @Sofiluvsu. 11 місяців тому +3

    Bro doesn’t need an Oscar, he needs an egg😂😂

  • @alexkuhn5188
    @alexkuhn5188 Рік тому +1

    This genuinely made me laugh! The captions combined with the sounds made me crack up!

  • @nicolasbalerio9392
    @nicolasbalerio9392 6 років тому +459

    0:28
    "Hey man, what'cha looking for down there?"
    -FiBsh
    "Did you find any?"
    -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @idoguterbaum706
    @idoguterbaum706 7 років тому +915

    that poor doggo, he just wants some fibsh

  • @MadnessInLivingColor
    @MadnessInLivingColor Рік тому +3

    There are very few videos on the internet that I can’t watch without laughing. This is one of those precious few.

  • @Nova_Avali
    @Nova_Avali 8 місяців тому +2

    I swear this video dose more for my depression then any pill iv ever taken

  • @bubble4487
    @bubble4487 5 років тому +1474

    Teacher: Start your presentation on the project please.
    Me: *sea doggo intensifies*

  • @gamestestproduction3379
    @gamestestproduction3379 4 роки тому +10133

    Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts here

  • @Thebigboi-jj6ug
    @Thebigboi-jj6ug Рік тому +2

    This is me trying to process what argument my parents say to each other

  • @sabrinadebos4113
    @sabrinadebos4113 6 років тому +1887

    "L' egg"
    He's french.

    • @8bitofit359
      @8bitofit359 6 років тому +64

      Sabrina de Bos of course, how could i be so blind...but wait a second. Why does he say "blyat" at 1:05 if he's french🤔

    • @BaguetteGamingOfficial
      @BaguetteGamingOfficial 6 років тому +17

      Wingstar I'm french and we say oeuf not ouef . :)

    • @dragonofdream8368
      @dragonofdream8368 6 років тому +5

      Sabrina de Bos oui il est français c: mais I'll veux un egg Jk I'm English e.e

    • @ThunderCorrCrafting
      @ThunderCorrCrafting 6 років тому +7

      Animals are learning the lifestyle of humanity and soon they will know all languages KEK

    • @Zoroark50
      @Zoroark50 6 років тому +2

      He could be Russian. A lot of Russians speak French.

  • @veryhotpocket
    @veryhotpocket 7 років тому +1807

    What an adorable water sausage

  • @jarrodhaas
    @jarrodhaas 2 місяці тому +2

    The final hours of writing my PhD thesis were remarkably similar

  • @danielquinterocapello6095
    @danielquinterocapello6095 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for making this video so it can be part of our childhood

  • @Rain-qq5mz
    @Rain-qq5mz 5 років тому +1845

    People of the human species:
    What is it trying to tell us?!
    Seal: EGGS

  • @nathaliakusso3154
    @nathaliakusso3154 4 роки тому +1574

    Therapist: how are you felling?
    Sea Doggo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg

    • @hoodedxvi346
      @hoodedxvi346 4 роки тому +1

      Forever Bi lol

    • @woooshmeifyouregay1261
      @woooshmeifyouregay1261 4 роки тому +1

      He didn’t even say egg, it just sounded like he did! 🙄

    • @kornaner7616
      @kornaner7616 4 роки тому +15

      @@woooshmeifyouregay1261 I have been bamboozled

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 4 роки тому +9

      @Wooosh Me If You’re Gay
      He absolutely said “Egg!”. This is true, because this creature IS egg.

    • @danielstephenaguilos9346
      @danielstephenaguilos9346 4 роки тому +4

      @@woooshmeifyouregay1261 Wooosh

  • @bonggukpangaribuan5413
    @bonggukpangaribuan5413 Місяць тому

    Thank you for the subtitle, i really need those.

  • @lovelypiroff6964
    @lovelypiroff6964 Рік тому +2

    Ladies and gentlemen, thats how all drunk men look after 30, I know what I'm talking about.

  • @leaw5657
    @leaw5657 5 років тому +1188

    when he said „d‘egg egg! egg! mmnghphp fibsh liggk“ I felt that

  • @skiggywiggy8386
    @skiggywiggy8386 3 роки тому +9410

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... egg”
    He’s speaking the language of gods

  • @Snareguy10
    @Snareguy10 8 місяців тому +1

    I am 100% confident that this is one of the best videos on UA-cam

  • @CharlieApples
    @CharlieApples 4 місяці тому +1

    I lost my shit when he continues to make noise with his face underwater and starts choking

  • @slion9914
    @slion9914 6 років тому +2753

    "What do you want for breakfast?"
    eGg
    "What do you kick with?"
    L'eGg
    "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @poisoned_bee
      @poisoned_bee 6 років тому +2

      Sisterical lol

    • @bazoga7670
      @bazoga7670 6 років тому +2

      Sisterical omg thats perfect

    • @bockbock2121
      @bockbock2121 6 років тому +2

      Sisterical inm

    • @Yoko-jq7vo
      @Yoko-jq7vo 6 років тому +1

      Nice

    • @kormodo6567
      @kormodo6567 6 років тому +10

      "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @kegananderson3588
    @kegananderson3588 7 років тому +939

    He has such a way with words...

  • @Twomanycups
    @Twomanycups 10 місяців тому +2

    Seals are absolutely priceless creatures

  • @Hyper_The_Brazilian_Dragon
    @Hyper_The_Brazilian_Dragon 3 місяці тому +1

    After years this video is still great

  • @K-dawggitty223
    @K-dawggitty223 3 роки тому +3704

    0:27 I love how he looks to the water and says “fibsh”

    • @thomashaeyen6942
      @thomashaeyen6942 2 роки тому +138

      "This remarkable resemblance to words i only found in bears"

    • @Coleusse
      @Coleusse 2 роки тому +81

      I think he says mmmmm fish in seal language

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 2 роки тому +56

      He's trying to communicate.

    • @bleentrean5849
      @bleentrean5849 2 роки тому +119

      He then wants to lliggk the fibsh.

    • @friedegggamer8912
      @friedegggamer8912 2 роки тому +11

      Licj

  • @carlbeck3580
    @carlbeck3580 5 років тому +970

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly,
    He need his egg bacc

  • @SladeDaName
    @SladeDaName Рік тому +2

    This video has permanently altered my speech I now only refer to fish as “fibsh”

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 Рік тому +2

    I wonder if he’s trying to get his new friends to follow him and play and doesn’t understand why they’re not following.

  • @GrayMindedSoul
    @GrayMindedSoul 5 років тому +2471

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly...
    He wants his egg

  • @Gugunet26
    @Gugunet26 4 роки тому +3487

    ✨Welcome to the Sea Doggo Restaurant✨
    Our menu:
    - D'egg
    - Egg
    - Fibsh
    - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...egg

    • @ramontheretard
      @ramontheretard 4 роки тому +77

      So all he was doing was reading the menu

    • @pinkroseykitten
      @pinkroseykitten 4 роки тому +109

      What about l'egg?

    • @n4karkos
      @n4karkos 4 роки тому +71

      Also D'eggff

    • @blessedmyself4486
      @blessedmyself4486 4 роки тому +19

      IM DEAD

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 4 роки тому +29

      @@ramontheretard hmmm I wanna try Aaaaaaaaaa...egg, but I wanna get a little Fibsh with it too is that ok?

  • @dogmanwes2790
    @dogmanwes2790 Рік тому

    This is something I never knew I needed this *this* is hilariously amazing

  • @Branwhin
    @Branwhin 2 місяці тому

    I absolutely love this popping up in my feed from time to time. This little dude is so unbelievably cute. I hope he is happy and healthy to this day! Cheers, everyone.

  • @kaitlynricebowl4711
    @kaitlynricebowl4711 7 років тому +1277

    See kids, this is what happens when you try to learn English, Russian, Spanish, and cooking at the same time

    • @pastel.reptile
      @pastel.reptile 7 років тому +6

      JaggedArtWarriorCatz lol

    • @galedekarios
      @galedekarios 7 років тому +16

      JaggedArtWarriorCatz Angelica what the fuck

    • @catcactus1234
      @catcactus1234 7 років тому +67

      Fun fact: I'm legitimately (re)learning English, Russian, Spanish and how to cook a dish without lighting the house on fire.
      Can confirm this is accurate.

    • @clipdump22
      @clipdump22 7 років тому +5

      JaggedArtWarriorCatz I DIED AT THIS GOD DAMN COMMENT

    • @RadioLogica1
      @RadioLogica1 7 років тому +2

      French too