This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.
That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable
@@Breakaway-ic5gj I'm doing okay now, my life is still kind of a mess, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel Thanks a lot for checking in on me, really, the world needs more people like you
I really love 0:25 This sea doggo is yelling "Egg! Egg!" because he obviously want egg and then after that he stutters while trying to say "mmnghphp fibsh" and then he lets you know why he wants the fibsh and egg. Because he wants to "liggk" the fibsh and egg, so he was angry. He said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something
Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg" This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy
I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.
"What would you like to have for breakfast" egg "Would you like something else along with that?" fibsh "Okay, we'll bring it to you shortly" *15 minutes later* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "Sorry for the long wait, here's your order" L'eeeeeegg?L'egg?!?! "Sorry, we ran out of eggs" brehh
I am literally in tears Rn. I was having a hard time understanding cry baby learns to swim 12 years ago and now that I have watched this crystal clear translation of what he was trying to say has fulfilled my childhood self. I am thankful to yes bacon for decoding this.
This is even funnier in context. This is an adolescent seal who is supposed to go in the water without his mother for the first time. The noises are him complaining and stalling.
That actually makes the part where he's falling asleep even funnier. Like he's pretending to sleep so they would leave and keeps checking to see if they left yet lmao. And then when they didn't, screams "L'EGG" that's adorable
my favorite niche genre of comedy: when semi-aquatic mammals struggle with the prospect of living in water.
@@lynn4840 I'm so dyslexic I thought you said anti semetic mammals
That water is cold. I don't blame it.
@@natestern2021 Apparently that seal is cursing out the Jews in his language.
Interviewer: so you are the most popular seal ever
Seal: brehh
Interviewer: can you repeat that?
Seal:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Interviewer: uhhh o... K?
Seal:egg
Minecraft zombies be like
"Breh"
E G G
Domino Gaming do u mean sea doggo
Gloria Osuna lmao xd yup
English: Hello
German: Hallo
Spanish: Hola
Sea Doggo: *d’egg*
French Sea doggo L'egg
American? I just lost brain cells
a normal guy what do they say please tell me
@@oldenspace7855 it's English, not American. American isn't a language
a normal guy why was i born this way
“AAAAAHHHHHHHH”
“….”
“egg”
*such wise words..*
0:35
"Fibsh"
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
"..."
"EGG"
SOMEONE GIVE THIS SEA DOGO A EGG
LEGG
That's ma wife when she's summoned mah boï.
seal literally said CRAIG CRAIG
Someone give this poor doggo an egg before I cry
*gives egg and fibsh*
*gives l'egg and fbish*
*gives fibsh and egg*
I think you mean *l’egg and fbish*
I had to write this, it gets lot of likes
Gives egg and fibsh
cat goes "meow"
dog goes "woof"
and seal goes "EGG"
Birb goes aaaaaaaaaaaa
Le'gg
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
I’m laughing so haRd i’m crying! A lot help!
@@Alice-gr1kb what hippo say?
SEALS DONT GO ARF THEY GO EGG
Danthekace aaaaaaaaaaaaa egg
xd
oh boi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
seal: -arf- *EGG*
one of them was like :"egg?" & "bre-geh" & maybe a"leg"
I love the sneezy sounding words too
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... egg”
I felt that
Lmao
r/im14andthisisdeep
@@zym8554 lmao
WTF🤣🤣
Egg
“What would you like for breakfast sir?”
“EGG”
“Sir we are in Paris, I cannot understand your accent”
“L’EGG”
This comment should have way more likes.
lmao
Ahahaha i died
It's true btw .. le français est un peu bête par nature
Oof
This is how I sound in the morning before making breakfast.
"Egg! Brehh! Blegh"
JikissGamer now this is epic
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...egg."
Let me inform you, you are my new rol model.
Me on school mornings after getting sick :
*sneeze*
GrrncHh
This is how I sound
Legs. He’s saying legs. He’s screaming out for someone to give him legs.
😂😂😂
No it screams AAAAAAAAAAAA then you must give it an egg 🥚🍳
Humans: egg and fish
Seal, an intellectual: l’egg and fibsh
*l l i g g k*
*_L e e g g_*
Owen Campbell Fibsh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA l’egg
Language of the gods
Owen Campbell lmao
*_This seal speaks to me on a spiritual level._*
Yes
Yes
I am the 200th to like
Anime speaks to me on a "trying too hard" level
Preach!
he's learning our language.
He learned words "Egg" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
ScienceDiscoverer and maybe fish(fibsh)
and egg
may god have mercy on our souls
Kilel Six shispht gl'egg brehh
Seals can live 20 to 30 years. Wherever sea-doggo is, I hope he is healthy, happy and found some 🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚
And fibsh 🐟!
Dude was eaten by a killer whale merely minutes after this was recorded.
Remember him as he was. RIP
@@itsnotme3882proof?
@@AaronGaming1066"my source is that I made it the fuck up"
@@itsnotme3882 me when I spread misinformation over the internet
to be fair, he did make some excellent points, especially on the second half of his argument
BWAHAHAGAHA
jisoo support bot hahahahahah!
The presentation is on climate change. Bet
jisoo support bot yeah like when he said “Egg” there was no denying the fact that he was right.
Yes, yes he did. Perferctly put forth his arguement. Well im with the seal? Sea lion?
You: Fish
Me, an intellectual: Fibsh
You : an egg
Me, an intellectual: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! eggs
This is where he hunts his groceries!
Egg
lliggk ma balls!
You: lick
Me,an intellectual: lliggk
Congrats to the cameraman for somehow resisting the urge to pet the sea doggo
When he said
“AAAAAAAAAA... egg.”
I really felt that
Dead meme.
Prisec ok
Prisec :
These comments tho 💀
same man
1. Why is this in my recommended
2. Why wasn’t this in my recommended a long time ago
Exactly
My exact thoughts
Fucking same
People keep making this comment for about 10 years now. I wonder if this is what we've come to.
It wasn’t recommended for me, cuz I searched it cuz of markiplier
Contemplations of a Water Sausage: The Movie
bilboswaggins1100 Now in HD with Subtitles
Nehema1000 this should be top comment. not those annoying bandwagon circlejerkoffs.
Joshua Walrath
It has 1.1k likes already. It's pretty close to being the top comment. The top comment has .4 more.
And what circlejerks...?
windy it wasn't top comment when I posted and the circlejerks I'm referring to are the markiplier fans
I'm subscribed to Markiplier, lul.
How people sound talking to you when you first woke up:
And they say Dolphins are the smartest marine animals...don't see them asking for eggs
I FEED PENGUINS WITH SANDWICH
@@hozuko4684 You monster!
But they have been known to ask for tasty fish... or fibsh, I'm not sure which anymore.
Of course you wouldn't, they don't eat eggs
THATS IT!
EGGS MAKE YOU STUPID.
QUICKLY! BOYCOT EGGS!
Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight facts here
This seal got bars 👍💯
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There is no hating him.
Or her
👌🏻
*GIVE HIM THE DAMN EGG*
Ahem, the *dam* egg. It’s called Percy Jackson.
Give the boi his darn egg already!
@@lunahetfield Shut The fuck up ur cringe as Hell
@@sourycheesymilky823
That certainly came out of nowhere
Give the sea doggo the damn egg!!!!!!
I cried half of my day
This put a smile on my face for a few seconds, thank you, this video was really appreciated
How you doing now man?
@@Breakaway-ic5gj I'm doing okay now, my life is still kind of a mess, but I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Thanks a lot for checking in on me, really, the world needs more people like you
Hope you're doing better now. No worries, only l'eggs
*Actual footage of me when I have a cold*
You yell for your egg?
@@holokyttaja5476 yeah, doesn't everybody?
@@custardkitten thank the lord I thought I was the only one!
Aatu Rautiainen doesn't everyone?
*ME CURRENTLY*
As a deaf person I must thank you for putting these subtitles on the video
?????if YouR DeAF hOW cAN yoU SeE WHaT yOUr TyPINg??????
egg
Billy Maize please god tell me your joking they are Deaf not blind dip shit
Natasza Meow njfkfjijgmggkfkger
The fact that they did caps and lowercases tell me you guys were stupid enough not to know it was a joke.
No matter what you say. He's spitin' straight facts.
Fax*
yes
69 likes nice
yes
yes
I really love 0:25
This sea doggo is yelling "Egg! Egg!" because he obviously want egg and then after that he stutters while trying to say "mmnghphp fibsh" and then he lets you know why he wants the fibsh and egg. Because he wants to "liggk" the fibsh and egg, so he was angry. He said "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
This man is 6 months old
YEEEEES omg I'm laughing way too hard 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
me trying to socialize
literally
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg
Same.
Same...
Person : Hey whats your na--
Me : *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
egg
person: he-
brain:be cool he is not egg
me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
egg
This video has convinced me that seals are just people that were transformed in some terrible experiment, and they all started craving eggs or something
Dead Rabbit they can't pronounce the 'L' in leg
😂😂😂
Dead Rabbit yes, finally someone else sees the conspiracy as well! You see, those experiments were conducted by the egg companies as a marketing scheme. They're trying to take over! Wake up sheeple! I mean seal-ple!
Dead Rabbit
Maybe the scientist who transformed them was named Murphy.
Essentially that is the legend of the Selkie. People who wear seal skins and become seals. The Celts were right all along.
Teacher: Start your presentation on the project please.
Me: *sea doggo intensifies*
EXACTLY JSJSKSJJSKKSK
@Bilal Khalid *E G G*
@Bilal Khalid 😮 I understoodand
Brehh, EGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! EGG!
0:46 the noise he made when no fish was caught😢😢😢
I love how the seal just casually has a conversation with the human
I want to meet this seal
Lol
@@Mossman3299 same XD
@@sn0wybabi i know how it feels…
Human: So what's your favorite food?
Seal: Egg!
English speaking seal: EGG
French speaking seal: l'EGG
Oi this is an underrated comment
@@absolutetrash7219 I'm used to not getting the recognition I deserve
fredhair
Aren’t we all
@@absolutetrash7219 Yes it's a tough world out there
fredhair true.
Professor: The listening comprehension wont be that hard
The listening comprehension:
Too accurate. Nothing made me feel less confident than dropping into pure listening comprehension.
I am
Konsti OMG I FEEL THIS WITH ALL OF MY HEART
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
egg"
This guy being not only adorable, but also straight to the point, also as intelligent as those who talk in ted talks, and clearly better at it. Look at that speech! He conveyed everything in just a few seconds! No need for 90,000 word essays! I love this guy
when he said „d‘egg egg! egg! mmnghphp fibsh liggk“ I felt that
“Egg! Egg! Fish lick!”
What do you think the seal is trying to tell us?
Baguette you cant un-hear it 1:10
More like EAAAAAAAH
@@temofawwaz7599 a fish ate his l'egg
@@atarigod8634 a fish licked his/her l'egg
Seal: *egg*
Me: *i found my Spirit animal*
WOO
@@comradedyatlov4143 *the seal wants your eggs*
@@sugarpaint7569 *Throws eggs at seal*
@@sugarpaint7569 mibph
* sneezes *
0:27 I love how he looks to the water and says “fibsh”
"This remarkable resemblance to words i only found in bears"
I think he says mmmmm fish in seal language
He's trying to communicate.
He then wants to lliggk the fibsh.
Licj
This is my favourite video, he’s so silly, always cheers me up when I feel down :)
Same! ❤
Same, I always keep coming back to this
You are so cruel, just give him a goddamn egg. That poor soul is dying for just an egg.
INFAMOUS PERSONALITY and fibsh
Boss Coins *fibsh
XD
0:28
"Hey man, what'cha looking for down there?"
-FiBsh
"Did you find any?"
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lol
He did find a fibsh egg though, he said so
egg
Nu he be lookin for eggx
eggs.
0:36 Seal achieves cognizant sentience for a few seconds. He screams.
0:39 Sentience dissipates. Back to simple egg brain.
homeboy became self aware for a few seconds and wondered what his purpose on this planet was.
Sapient*
Sapient and Sentient are often confused but technically seals are sentient but not sapient.
Man this comment gives me vibes of HEEEELP! HEEEEELP! HEEELP MEEEEE! HEEEEELP!
@@gtc239 No, sentient was correct in this context.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... egg.
What a simple life. I envy this little guy
Everybody: *talking about egg*
Me: _fibsh_
Breh
*B r e h*
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
He just wants a fish, mate
Lighk
0:39 steve cobs be like:
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He need his egg bacc
I wonder where it is
Same...
E G G
They lay eggs? Interesting... em noo i meant l“eggs 😅😂
YASSS
All of this sounds like perfect English when you’re under the water.
With standardized British accent
how do you know this
It's like the mermaids in Harry Potter.
murph fibsh geeeg
@@zapdog_ you don't wanna know
the dislike are seals that actually know what he's saying
You deserve a lot of likes my dude
No they're people who don't like eggs
Vegans
This seal probably dropped the n-word a few times.
Turns out hes extreamly racist
I have never found something so resonant with the feeling of flabby discontentment I currently find myself wallowing in
I've never seen a doggo so enthusiastic about licking eggs and fishes. 10/10.
Geaaaaagh l'egg licgck lig
He actually says lig’t lol
The cutest gibberish I've ever heard.
We need to protecc him.
@@jessica2358 We must protecc this boi at all cost!
We MUST prottecc him
AND he need egg
666 likes...
Seal: egg
Me: *Sh*t, They're evolving*
Wholio's Studio *better had over them eggs or they will come after you*
@@tnteddy2657
They might take our l'eggs
Bruh it's clearly a sea doggo
Seal: Fibbbsh, Lickph
Shit bro hide the eggs
When I manage to crack a egg:
*"AHHHHHHHHHH"* *"egg"*
Me trying to talk right after I wake up
MissEdge102 I can relate 😂😂
Oh
Me too
Egg, fish lick. He's crearly trying to explain a recipe.
Ilaria BelleB omg 😂😂😂😂 this recipe must be very popular for the sea doggos if he's telling it to us
When he finally got triggered he screamed "AAAAAAAA"
Ilaria BelleB If so, where do I add the breghhgt?
Fibsh*
Ilaria BelleB at what point do I go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lol
Normal sea doggos: E G G
French sea doggos: L ' E G G
Scp 173 oeuf is egg in French UwU
@@TwixBandit. but that wouldn't make for a funny joke now would it?
Mariana Toma no just a fact
Wooosh
They want legs
He’s communicating ❤
That's a cute sausage
Its clearly a seagull
it looks like a fuckin' sausage tho omfl
@HMO KardopaLツ r/woooooosh
@HMO KardopaLツ stfu you just got wooshed cos you don't a the brain capacity to understand sarcasm
@HMO KardopaLツ please tell you're joking
Those subtitles were very helpful. Sometimes I have difficulty with certain accents.
My last braincell during a test
egg!
Lol what's 49 ÷ 7
EGG
*fibish*
My last braincell period.
666th like
"fibsh" was the biggest plot twist known to mankind.
He has such a way with words...
xD
Kegan Anderson yeah he does😂
LMFAO 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Kegan Anderson lol 😂😂😂
E G G
*goes to sleep*
*wakes up*
L’EGG
I think your dog's broken
That's a chicken
Cipher Byte Are you dumb? It’s obviously a pig
@@therussiancommunist3346 ok but do pigs lay eggs? I dont think so. A mother hen was yelling for her unnamed baby so she yelled "AAAAAAAAAAAAA egg"
Just turn it off and on again, that worked for my dog
No it just gay
I feel like the seal is trying to let out a burp while having conversation with human and occassionally sneezing and getting angry for unsuccessful effort for letting out a burp.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
egg
*ffs he just wants an egg*
Retarded ZythX Give him the fucking egg.
He need egg
Retarded ZythX HELLO THERE :D
XLucyX Haha HELLO lucy :^) didnt expect you to be here xD
egg machine broke
"What would you like to have for breakfast"
egg
"Would you like something else along with that?"
fibsh
"Okay, we'll bring it to you shortly"
*15 minutes later*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Sorry for the long wait, here's your order"
L'eeeeeegg?L'egg?!?!
"Sorry, we ran out of eggs"
brehh
@N-word Surfer Yeah, they got tired of being constantly served to sea doggos
OMG lol
Oh my, that's so *egg-celent*
Bruh moment
@@airhawkey Breh Moment.
"L' egg"
He's french.
Sabrina de Bos of course, how could i be so blind...but wait a second. Why does he say "blyat" at 1:05 if he's french🤔
Wingstar I'm french and we say oeuf not ouef . :)
Sabrina de Bos oui il est français c: mais I'll veux un egg Jk I'm English e.e
Animals are learning the lifestyle of humanity and soon they will know all languages KEK
He could be Russian. A lot of Russians speak French.
Salute to the sea doggo for having peak comedy
Seal is obviously Canadian. He says both eggh and l'égg
geaaaaagh
0:58 Screaming about eggs really took a lot out of him. He’s exhausted!
Was that... was that a pun?
XD
Eggsausted
Now he wants l'egg
He had a nightmare about Dr. Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... egg”
He’s speaking the language of gods
😅✋
That's why we don't understand them, they have surpassed our limits.
@@seawarshark6674 Fax
@@seawarshark6674 l'egg fibsh
I was gonna comment that lol.
I am literally in tears Rn. I was having a hard time understanding cry baby learns to swim 12 years ago and now that I have watched this crystal clear translation of what he was trying to say has fulfilled my childhood self.
I am thankful to yes bacon for decoding this.
Land doggos "Awoooooooooooooo, woof"
Sea doggos
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, egg"
so tru
XD help me im dead-
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NoivernEX XD
EoG Lady boi
*I'm very glad this was in my recommended*
Süb Zerø IKR HAHAAHA.
Ben Thy Smol Bean me too
Ben Thy Smol Bean OMG SAME
Ben Thy Smol Bean Same
I have to agree. This is wonderful.
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly...
He wants his egg
You mixed protecc and attacc
Ramgear its a girl
Why does this have 300 likes again?
He wants his egg bacc
Athena Baucum much better thank you
That transition from screaming in agony for its soul into the carefree "egg".
What an adorable water sausage
cubbypower No it's a Sea Dogger
Doggo
Yeah adorable until he rapes the fuck out of that penguin ass
*_M A R I N E S A U S A G E_*
ur gae lol
me trying to talk to people normally
Therapist: how are you felling?
Sea Doggo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA egg
Forever Bi lol
He didn’t even say egg, it just sounded like he did! 🙄
@@woooshmeifyouregay1261 I have been bamboozled
@Wooosh Me If You’re Gay
He absolutely said “Egg!”. This is true, because this creature IS egg.
@@woooshmeifyouregay1261 Wooosh
0:26 someone just coming back from a wisdom tooth surgery trying to order food
“Egg… and fish… please…”
People keep saying how this got recommended to them out of nowhere…
No…
I searched for this intentionally…
Same lol
And watched it repeatedly
Congratulations
seal saying egg
So did I, friend
**seal sneezes**
me under the bed at 2 am while everyone is asleep: GOD BLESS YOU SNEEZYBOI
Might I ask why you are under the bed
@@carazy123_ hes the bed monster
Boi its 5:35 am 😆 for me
God bless that sneezyboi
Carazy123 idek man
that poor doggo, he just wants some fibsh
Ido Guterbaum He wants some egg
I laughed hard for 4 minutes.xD
And some liggk
Ido Guterbaum and some egg.
With a side of l'egg
I never thought I would sea a seal crying about how cold the water is and not wanting to go in.
I would swim through miles of freezing cold water to give this sea doggo his egg and fibsh.
Then do it or you're afraid loser, don't you?
@@indigochild13 u just gotta have to ruin the mood
@@indigochild13 who hurt you?
@@indigochild13 I knew you didn’t just have that say right now. That’s what you sound like in everyone’s head. just disappointment.
and l'egg
People of the human species:
What is it trying to tell us?!
Seal: EGGS
People are the human species, you don't say the humans of people either do you?
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 r/wooosh
@@lettucelettucelettuce well be sure to tell me the joke then since i obviously missed iy
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 oh you poor soul...
@@lettucelettucelettuce lmao cmon dude
I find myself returning to this one every once in a while.
Siarnaq So true
Welcome to the club mate
Egg
Me
I find this returning to me regularly
Bro legit said “Bruh” 1:07
All he wanted was some *fibsh* and *l’egg* but now we all sit here and laugh at him. Poor sea doggo.
Zach Jones agree
Agreed
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
egg"
*dead*
When he said egg I died
"What do you want for breakfast?"
eGg
"What do you kick with?"
L'eGg
"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sisterical lol
Sisterical omg thats perfect
Sisterical inm
Nice
"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please NEVER delete this video 😩💜
Me when giving a presentation I wasn’t ready for
😂
Thanks, I have a presentation tomorrow and I'll be thinking about this the whole time.
"Ok Jimmy, go to the front of the class and present your ideas"
Jimmy: UHHH egg.. egg. FIBSH *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: the researchers filming this guy named him "Crybaby"
DEBIRUMAN!!
Devilman
How dare they
The egg doggo
Chickenfarmer10 the more u know
No
Please pet him
Please pet him
I can't keep watching
I wanna pet that seasauge so bad
Lucky02 I literally read your comment as sausage 😂😂😂😉😂
Danny 1456 Same
I THOUGHT IT SAID SAUSAGE OMg
I wanna hug it
Lucky02 The water sausage needs MF'en hugs ;-; And eggs . . .
Most of its noises sounds like trying to pronounce IKEA products.
1:00 - when you're falling asleep but suddenly get a leg cramp
brehh
ShAkU L'EGG
OH MY GOD I'M CRYING "L'EGG" OASJDAJDFJKADKNJGFKJADFG
😂😂😂
ShAkU STOP THATS SO FUNNY