Here’s When The Bert Show Realized The Honeymoon Phase Was OVER!

When did you know the honeymoon phase had ended in your relationship? Here’s when The Bert Show knew!
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[@Dani.J.]

One ex continually trumpet-farted the first day we met. The next one sat next to me and sobbed that I wasn't his ex girlfriend on the first day we met, then texted me later that he had a great time. There was no honey moon phase lol. I'm happy to say my standards have gone up a tad since then

[@marybalderas183]

I've been married going on 20 years and my hubby and I still feel like were in the honeymoon stage.