Perhaps all we ever had was hope (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
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  • @crocketlawnchair259
    @crocketlawnchair259 23 дні тому +335

    [x] views in [timeframe], [status]

  • @Affirmingtree
    @Affirmingtree 23 дні тому +48

    His rant at like 8:00 about how he's not scared to change it up being interrupted by himself repeating a bit he's beaten to death is sooo funny

  • @male4047
    @male4047 23 дні тому +125

    Simply put, our identity can be defined by our playership of the renowned indie classic, LocalThunk's "Balatro". It is therefore understandable that we would arrive at a film piece documenting this title, within the hour of its release.

    • @EvilOmelette
      @EvilOmelette 23 дні тому +28

      Adding an additional two

    • @skuddingomcwinters6119
      @skuddingomcwinters6119 23 дні тому +8

      Adding a plus 3 to the mult.

    • @GoblinWar
      @GoblinWar 23 дні тому +6

      When discussing the form of videogame cinema, there are two types of consumers: one exists to enjoy the footage, and another exclaims how it could be better

    • @TheBroodingRogue
      @TheBroodingRogue 22 дні тому +3

      @@GoblinWarif you would label the types of viewership as B and A, respectively, I would fall into the A category while viewing the actions of one Ryan Laternoux.

  • @lime9699
    @lime9699 23 дні тому +112

    1:16 Macklemore Thrift Shop: Take One

    • @not_ryuka
      @not_ryuka 22 дні тому

      biden singing thrift shop

  • @nathanarman8796
    @nathanarman8796 23 дні тому +72

    These balatro uploads the only thing keeping me going at this point tbh

    • @Bloonik
      @Bloonik 23 дні тому +13

      soothe

    • @vetromille00
      @vetromille00 23 дні тому

      That's what makes it so sad, bro!

    • @virusDETECTED
      @virusDETECTED 22 дні тому

      then for the love of god dont stop watching them and we’ll keep hoping he continues to upload them just for you

    • @Lucas45909
      @Lucas45909 19 днів тому

      Lock in bro

  • @blackmage1276
    @blackmage1276 20 днів тому +5

    5:04 when you're playing balatro and youre trying to do a pair build

  • @dannydevito7755
    @dannydevito7755 23 дні тому +69

    5:31 me instructing my fellow doctors to begin the surgery

  • @riccardo3031
    @riccardo3031 23 дні тому +19

    We're balatro guys, of course we level up mars and play full houses with kings

  • @Sup3rBeast
    @Sup3rBeast 23 дні тому +7

    0:06 me when me any my skate buddies see a cool spot on top of a building

  • @edol33t
    @edol33t 23 дні тому +10

    5:14 me after I get rejected at the alterations shop onsite interview

  • @richardadams2762
    @richardadams2762 23 дні тому +32

    0:16 rose to jack on the titanic

  • @lewisjones85
    @lewisjones85 23 дні тому +34

    Were balatro guys of course we ignore the boss blind

    • @praticle
      @praticle 23 дні тому +4

      Im like 200 hours in and I still forget to check the boss constantly lol

    • @TimTim3000
      @TimTim3000 23 дні тому +2

      I usually remember to check it when I get to the game over screen

    • @blaviken252
      @blaviken252 23 дні тому +1

      Botstraps build with 300$ in the bank? Yea let me set that shit to zero you you played your most played hand.

    • @hakanbrakankrakan
      @hakanbrakankrakan 23 дні тому +1

      @@blaviken252 face card build? Let me disable that for you

  • @Concept6201
    @Concept6201 23 дні тому +13

    I pray for this amount of aura when I’m older and balding

  • @Grgrqr
    @Grgrqr 23 дні тому +12

    I think crocs actually suck for gardening, they are easy to get blisters in and are also sort of fragile and can’t protect your toes from garden tools falling on them

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT 23 дні тому +12

      steel toed crocs

    • @mrrp405
      @mrrp405 23 дні тому

      + if mulch gets in there, it aint easy to shake it out. Gotta take the whole thing off and shake it around. Flip flops dont have that kinda problem

    • @christopherbareja996
      @christopherbareja996 23 дні тому

      Crocs are kitchen shoes only imo

    • @blackmage1276
      @blackmage1276 20 днів тому

      I've never needed to protect my toes while gardening, barefoot all the way

  • @someonefromsomewhere1009
    @someonefromsomewhere1009 23 дні тому +7

    Waiting for him to talk about fully conscious baby

  • @mr.pastrami5153
    @mr.pastrami5153 23 дні тому +8

    That wild king riff off the dome was fucking generational. Holy shit.

  • @romanchocolate
    @romanchocolate 23 дні тому +9

    14:47 me when I incorrectly recall the popular UA-cam channel that posts baseball video essays

  • @Lockerus
    @Lockerus 23 дні тому +8

    Bro claims to live in Vancouver but makes jokes about seeing the sun.

  • @BigSadClownBoi
    @BigSadClownBoi 23 дні тому +2

    0:35 "No, but I like to have fun... I like to have fun......" was way too real

  • @nurichbinreel4782
    @nurichbinreel4782 22 дні тому +2

    48:30 this is what a man sounds like, who is 100 okay with the fact that he is not tall

  • @dekkonot
    @dekkonot 23 дні тому +3

    I'm loving the witch joke arc we're getting over the course of several days

  • @aaronparry3291
    @aaronparry3291 23 дні тому +8

    She diddly on my squat till i clarkson

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 23 дні тому

      ... in the world!

    • @donnymcbride5069
      @donnymcbride5069 22 дні тому

      I feel like she squats on my diddly would’ve worked better

  • @nullptr5740
    @nullptr5740 23 дні тому +4

    we’re balatro guys of course all we have is hope

  • @nate186
    @nate186 23 дні тому +2

    NL you are a beaming comfort food for my content hunger, thanks for being you ❤️

  • @MBoy2000_
    @MBoy2000_ 23 дні тому +3

    I for one loved wild king

  • @grit1
    @grit1 23 дні тому +3

    I'll be honest, I had no idea blueprint would copy the burglar

  • @kavser2
    @kavser2 23 дні тому +1

    "Sunday is mother's day" this is information that would've been useful to me YESTERDAY

  • @KotaBarrel
    @KotaBarrel 22 дні тому +1

    26:20 never listen to anything apollo has to say ever

  • @coolev7498
    @coolev7498 23 дні тому +1

    On a deep level the 32/30 pants struggle is real

  • @stu3131
    @stu3131 23 дні тому +11

    11:00 100% accurate. Children will snap you out of that shit ricky-tick.

    • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
      @elfpi55-bigB0O85 23 дні тому

      children shouldn't be made to suffer the state of the world. i hate this idea of children as a spirutual commodity. you're all sick in the head

    • @KotaBarrel
      @KotaBarrel 22 дні тому

      No?

  • @TiiAye
    @TiiAye 22 дні тому +1

    21:20 Me when I get raptured but I need to keep my paint deck run going

    • @idlegameplayer3756
      @idlegameplayer3756 22 дні тому +2

      i think you put the wrong timestamp

    • @TiiAye
      @TiiAye 22 дні тому

      @@idlegameplayer3756trueeee fan

  • @SovietSquirrel
    @SovietSquirrel 23 дні тому +3

    I’m a 38-36 Jean size and I have to exclusively order them online, I haven’t been able to find anything really in stores since I was 32-34 in like 9th grade

  • @nonamebleak
    @nonamebleak 23 дні тому +1

    We’re balatro guys, of course we type, “we’re balatro guys” on every NL balatro video.

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 23 дні тому +7

    hi tomo

  • @coolfool183
    @coolfool183 19 днів тому

    cool to learn from the Balatro wikipedia page that the dev was inspired by Luck be a Landlord. not my favorite roguelite of all time, but the inspiration is obvious and it seems like we owe Balatro's existence largely to it. so shout out Luck be a Landlord (and slay the spire, which inspired the controls of Balatro allegedly)

  • @malcolm4435
    @malcolm4435 23 дні тому +1

    I felt the pants rant so hard, absolutely right

  • @Bames_Jond-qk7ep
    @Bames_Jond-qk7ep 23 дні тому +2

    Bro tried to recreate Jim Joker in the aggregate.

  • @ChefChucko
    @ChefChucko 23 дні тому +1

    That 32 x 30 rant hit home in a big way.

  • @maxine603
    @maxine603 23 дні тому +1

    oh we are, we are

  • @konomexplays
    @konomexplays 21 день тому

    Either learn to sew or buy the pants and takes them to a seamstress yourself, they'll turn them around in an hour usually.

  • @vapormermaid
    @vapormermaid 21 день тому

    Sorry this might be type A chatter style banter, but "why is this run so bad" may be due to dropping obelisk instead of a decroded ramen

  • @ozonsanchez8017
    @ozonsanchez8017 23 дні тому +1

    love balatro content from the egg joker

  • @usagin0te
    @usagin0te 23 дні тому +1

    This crew is good!

  • @WinzigWinsBig
    @WinzigWinsBig 22 дні тому +1

    We’re bathroom guys

  • @isaacackerley3977
    @isaacackerley3977 23 дні тому +4

    21:09 TIL 22:30 PEE PEE BREAK

  • @seanpowell707
    @seanpowell707 22 дні тому

    We're Balatro guys! Of course we take onyx agate and cut clubs!

  • @riccardodepieri4582
    @riccardodepieri4582 23 дні тому +1

    5:32 what was the reasoning behind cutting two 7s when 7 was the only rank he had five copies of?

  • @devinwolf6459
    @devinwolf6459 22 дні тому

    We are balatro guys of course we go to the bathroom every 2 minutes

  • @christianseiders6197
    @christianseiders6197 23 дні тому +1

    I'm also 32x30 and its a pain in the ass to find pants

    • @Buffalax
      @Buffalax 23 дні тому +1

      That's so weird cause that used to be THE SIZE.

  • @MeierGlab
    @MeierGlab 4 дні тому

    I too am a 29x35, its impossible to find pants

  • @sublenwublen5061
    @sublenwublen5061 23 дні тому

    5:27 really oswaldmaxxing

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas 22 дні тому

    I got to that point in life where I don't even know how old I am anymore and have to like count.

  • @Typheriaa
    @Typheriaa 23 дні тому

    okay okay okay dude, wheres my car reference LOL

  • @ChillLobbyOnly
    @ChillLobbyOnly 23 дні тому +1

    Ty big bro,.....I mean it

  • @bduddy55555
    @bduddy55555 22 дні тому

    Looks like the joke's on us!

  • @madbull1714
    @madbull1714 22 дні тому

    Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 23 дні тому +1

    5:25 is this from anything??

    • @alex39786
      @alex39786 23 дні тому

      I need to know this too. This phrase haunts my brain

  • @dantedamean
    @dantedamean 23 дні тому

    NL is the crocks dad, confirmed.

  • @NG_717
    @NG_717 22 дні тому

    So true about the pants

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 23 дні тому

    Spongebob is goated

  • @zandeis
    @zandeis 23 дні тому

    I can look down on NL with my superior 1.77 😂

  • @patricklavin3079
    @patricklavin3079 17 днів тому

    15:20 Can someone explain the joker ordering to me?

    • @TheHampet
      @TheHampet 15 днів тому

      the holographic card sharp is the only source of flat mult, and you want flat mult to go before xmult (which is every uncommon).
      the onyx doesn't matter since its effect happens when the cards are scored, which is before any other joker happens.

  • @derekblackburn9419
    @derekblackburn9419 22 дні тому

    Tier list all balatro jokers ??

  • @jonathanhamilton5520
    @jonathanhamilton5520 23 дні тому

    Im confused at why he discarded a full house when he had ramen like 46 mins in

    • @vapormermaid
      @vapormermaid 21 день тому

      I'm confused why he got rid of obelisk with higher potential xmult than ramen had left and then discarded like seven hands

  • @breathuralic768
    @breathuralic768 23 дні тому +4

    2 likes with 0 views, he didn't fall off???

  • @idlegameplayer3756
    @idlegameplayer3756 22 дні тому

    erm what the sigma! ! ! !

  • @joshstaples
    @joshstaples 23 дні тому

    29 36??? Wilt from fosters home lookin

  • @xffline.teedoh
    @xffline.teedoh 23 дні тому

    5.7 is 5"8

  • @Zerimar_
    @Zerimar_ 23 дні тому

    man i have not been 32/30 since grade school. Where my 42/30s at????

  • @ragemodeonline7778
    @ragemodeonline7778 23 дні тому

    Just wear 34 x 30 or 36 x 30 and wear a belt

  • @Sent2Fly
    @Sent2Fly 22 дні тому

    What is NL talking about at 1:12:45?

    • @Sent2Fly
      @Sent2Fly 22 дні тому

      ooh he downloaded a game. I thought the context was before the freakout but it was after.
      Something about the biofactor

  • @KotaBarrel
    @KotaBarrel 22 дні тому

    18:00 pretty rude actually

  • @raichuian
    @raichuian 23 дні тому

    32x30 rant? +2

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 23 дні тому +1

    "you need to have a child" parents stop being fucking narcs for 5 seconds jesus

  • @Silkentwilight
    @Silkentwilight 23 дні тому

    Throwing for content on the last one. Play two cards when you have splash joker??? Smh

  • @andrej_urod_iljic
    @andrej_urod_iljic 23 дні тому +6

    Guys I have 3 questions:
    1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
    2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
    3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef

    • @marcus187
      @marcus187 23 дні тому +15

      1. Tomo is his landlord. 2. Andrew is his wife 3. Mona Lisa is a popular brand of chili oil NL uses as body wash.

    • @Machine1136
      @Machine1136 23 дні тому +7

      ​@@marcus187 ooooh, so close. The Mona Lisa chili oil is used for crotch grease when he's riding his stationary subscription trike.

    • @TimTim3000
      @TimTim3000 23 дні тому

      There's an art to using Mona Lisa's chili oil

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas 22 дні тому

      I have a 4th question, if I may.
      4. What kind of mushrooms are you eating my bro?