@@xeon542it’s a fictional object in Star Wars. It’s like a giant spherical space station that has the ability to destroy an entire planet. It’s the ultimate weapon of an empire in Star Wars.
Forgot to add gravity. The death star would fall apart due to different stresses on the surface of its body. Of course, if it does have shielding which would disperse the gravitational forces evenly then it would be ok. But the buildings on earth would have crumbled due to gravity, it wouldn't be enough to lift them off the ground, but it would be enough to destabilize their structural integrity.
It’s 0.621 miles. A kilometer is 1,000 meters, and a meter is 3.3 feet. So a kilometer is 3,300 feet. (I know this was a joke but I woke up and felt like being a menace so here.)
To think this thing had the ability to travel at the speed of light is beyond me...
3 місяці тому+5
its physically and fictionally impossible for an object with mass to travel. to something that doesnt exist!!! you guys thought i was gonna say the speed of light??
How is it not fictionally possible? That doesn't even make sense, also consider that this is from the same universe where people use funny crystals to make blades as hot as the sun.
@@Sarge_18That's why Star Wars isn't sci-fi but fantasy set on the space. Things such as the super fast spaceships, the lightsabers and the Force itself weren't made to be realistic, but to be impressive and enjoyable, just like a fantasy magic system
@@heloarv49Most sci fi is not realistic either. It mostly relies on fictional scientific logic of how that man made object works, which is why I disagree with you about certain things being fantasy and not sci-fi.
I guess someone had nothing to do and came up with bull shit? This has happened before, but million of years ago. Chance is that we won't see this in our life span. We has human being do not live very long, maybe hundred of generations in the future might see this happen. The Earth is too stable now, but give it another 100,000 years. Like I said before, humans don't live that long😅
The cameraman never dies! Edit: Thanks for 100 likes, I've never got like that many likes on UA-cam before... This was unexpected! Like a blue fire! Another edit: seeing this comment That I left like 10 months ago almost made me die from cringe
I once had a dream like this once, it was horrifying. I was like in the middle of a desert, staring at the sky, low and behold, there it was the moon falling towards the earth above me, the sheer size of the moon was terrifying.
Government - “it was just a weather balloon”
Everyone gangsta until the weather balloon fires a bunch of green laser beams
That’s a big ass weather balloon 😂😂😂😂
“That’s no balloon”
@@aaronhughes4700this is the greatest reference to star wars I've ever seen😂
No
that’s terrifying af 💀
fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Earth; "Can we help you?"
Death Star; "We desperately need to use one of your Tesla charging points."
Lol
True lol XD
😮 star
Imagine if Darth Vader says Please while force choking whi ever he is asking......
Lol
“Wow that’s a small moon!”
“That’s no moon. It’s a space station!”
Awesome twister reference
No is Death Star
@@ezravaladeztwister 💀
@@lewisschrefflerthats the name of a movie
@Springtrap123-o2p no shit
"Dude, Benson is gonna be so pissed"
UNDERRATED AF
LOL
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE PISSED...
LMAO ACCURATE ASFFFFF
underrated comment
"oh hey how's life going?"
"Oh! Just a death star right above our city!"
🎉
Most normal conversation on the internet
What’s a Death Star
@@xeon542it’s a fictional object in Star Wars. It’s like a giant spherical space station that has the ability to destroy an entire planet. It’s the ultimate weapon of an empire in Star Wars.
Me: *looks up* WHAT THE FU-
Death Star: “ hi we’ve been trying to contact you about your car insurance.”
"It seems your overdue for a day"
Planet insurance
@@FoundingFatherIllol
Cars extended warranty*
@@jako5098 no. I did not stutter. Don’t correct me for a mistake I never made.
Death Star- “Hey can I use your bathroom real fast?”
When Darth Vader needs to use your toilet
He can’t use the bathroom
@@MrAnonymous389Thats the joke
@@rad0stin don’t make unfunny jokes
@@MrAnonymous389 I am not the one who made the comment bro
@@rad0stin I’m just saying bro
"Hey you can't park here" 💀
LOLL
@@idklolololll😐
im dying bro 💀💀
@@gabyhhhlolbro are you depressed
@@Leepiecheneef got a problem? cry about it lmao
“I’m Sorry Earth is Closed, SQUIDWARD!!!”
whoever be on the wheel of the DS got some insane parking skills
my dumbass thought you were talking abt a Nintendo DS
My silly self thought you were on about the Nintendo DS
@@PikaWarrior1222same
@@PikaWarrior1222same 💀
@@kingcoveryepicsame 💀☠️ 🎮
Calmest day in NYC:
Calmest day in Ohio
Oklahoma*
@@hotshotalan7419its New York in the vid soo...
"only 1000$/hr to see the death star incoming"
@@eddie_lol 1000$/hour??? Im in!
Those people there during 2001 gonna have some flashbacks bruh
What happen?
9/11😏
@@lucvampiredo u live under a rock
@@lucvampire🛩🏢🏢
Bro stopp💀💀
me: man the death star ain’t shit I bet I could take it in a fight
the Death Star:
"We are here for your spaceship's extended warrenty"
My bad
And then Darth Vader pulls out his light saber
@@Definitely_drdoomthen the whole irs pulls up
@@perplexedisgoofyDarth Vader: oh sh-
@@Definitely_drdoomthen the whole marvel universe shows up
"Sir who tf gave you permission to land here?" 💀
*you can't park here*
Death star pilot: the aliens .-.
@@Mr_AI339lol
😂
ATC'S: GET THE FU-- OUT OF OUR AIRSPACE YOU DONT HAVE PERMISSION TO LAND HERE!!
"Its nightime already?"💀
Naah fr its 9:41 and i have school:(((((((((
@@NotCoachDJthen your late
@@QtarosNormalTrip yup
I still got 5 more days
i got 3 weeks lefttt 🎉 🎉 🎉
Death Star: we have landed on planet earth. The people already preparing for war: ITS HERE THE DEATH STAR!
“ we are here for your spaceships extended warranty”💀
More like: we are here for your planet's extended warranty
“We are here for your laser cannons warranty”
Oh hell naw😢😢
we tried reaching you regarding your spaceship warranty
We are here for the peace❤
**darth vader woke up and chose violence**
Edit: dang I got over 300 likes
basically vader every day
And almost died again
You mean Tarkin
Emperor Palpatine*
I dont sleep
Bros gonna invite everyone to a party💀
Nah bru 💀💀💀
Death star: can I join?
You could invite every human on earth to board the Death Star l, and there would still be more then enough room. 💀
Finally someone who's fed up with the car warranty calls.
"Hey mommy look"
"Oh no, TIMMY HIDE NOW"
*Gets fucking crushed*
@Dont_click_this_profileeOkay 👍
@Dont_click_this_profileei always see this type of channels
@Dont_click_this_profileedead ass trend, grow up
@Dont_click_this_profileeok 👽👽👽
@@ConfusedZenanamed OWO?
“sir you can’t park ur car here” “im driving a planet!”💀💀💀
1+1=?
@@RothDalis-kh9iz11
@@RothDalis-kh9izit’s two, are you grade 1 or somethin.
@@robonia6424wrong
?=2
@@youcefsiouda that's what he said???
Who turn the sun off?!
Death Star: me cause im literally parking
If you don't make these stupid jokes, who knows what our day will be like, be serious.
@@estonianman632SHUP up bruh
We yall know this is fake wdym be serious like this gonna happend in real life@@estonianman632
@@estonianman632stop taking those damn jokes seriously.
@@estonianman632stupid jokes? STUPID JOOOKES??? I FARTED!
The Death Star is probably the size of earth
That be one hell of a UFO sighting
Pzzz (•-•)
ua-cam.com/video/1Bm_fAaXCg8/v-deo.htmlsi=JfWv4gqp_R6yoJoh
The Usa government would say it was a hallucination or smth
Who ever was piloting the death star you gotta be hired as a pilot in Ryan air
Ryanair*🤓☝️🧐🪠⚒️💀🗣️💺💥🗣️💺🗣️💺🗣️💺🗣️🐐🐐🐐🐐💩🐐🪠🐐🐐🐐💩💥💩🐐🚽🚽💀⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQbro got the whole set☠️☠️💀💀🔥🔥🔥💯💯
@@nathan_4 🚭🚭📸🚭🐪🚭🐪🚭🐪🐪🐪🫒🫒🧐🧐🧐🤨🧐🤨🗣️🤨🗣️🤨🤨🐪🧐🗣️🤨🗣️🧐🐪🧐🗣️🧐🗣️🤨🧱🧱🌎🧱🌎🧱🌄🌅🌄🌅🌄🌅🌄🌅🌄🚗🌅🌄🌅🌌🌅🌌🌄🌌🌌🌅🌇🌄🌇🌄🌌🌅🌉🌉🌎🌆🌄🌆🌅🌆🌉🌎🌌🌄🌇🌌🌅🌄🎑🎑🎑🎑🌄🎑🚗🎑🚗🎑🚗🎑🚗🎑🎑⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️✅✅✅💀✅💀🐪💀🐪💀🐪💀🐪💀🐪💀🐪🐪✅🐪✅🐪✅🐪✅🐪💩🚽🐐🐐☕🗿☕🗿☕🗿☕🗿☕🗿🤓☝️🤓☝️🤓☝️🤓☝️☝️💩💥💥💩💥💥💥🐐💩🚽💥💩☕🐐💩💩🚽💩☕💩🚽💥🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒💺🗣️🫒🗣️🗣️🫒🗣️🫒🗣️🧐🗣️🧐🧐🔆🤨🫒🤨🫒🐐🤨🤨🥂🐐🏔️🤨🏔️🐐🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️⚒️🏔️⚒️🏔️⚒️🏔️⚒️🏔️⚒️🏔️🏔️⚒️🏔️🚭🏔️🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🚭🏔️🏔️🚭🚭🏔️🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🏔️🚭🚭🏔️🏔️🚭📸🏔️🏔️📸🏔️📸🏔️📸🏔️📸🏔️📸🏔️🏔️📸🐐📸🐐📸🐐🚭🐐🐐🚭🐐🚭🐐🚭🐐🐐🚭🐐📸🐐🐐🚭🐐🐐📸🤨🚭💩📸🐐🚭🐐📸🐐🚭🐐🐐🌇💩🔆🔆🔆🔆🔆🚽
well actually they were 0 kilometers from the ground on a tower thats thousands of meters tall so best pilot in the world
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ 🤓☝️
I feel like the tides would go INSANE
It is not big enough to cause tides, sadly
@@MaximTheRussianGuy Iirc the 2nd death Star is 900km in diameter as opposed to the first with 160km
Issu não e uma lua e um bola de golfe
that whould happend cus i think death star was as big as the moon and it whould break apart when it is 10k km
@@ITT59Gamer it's no where near the size of the moon
“Sir, this is the bike lane, you can’t park here.”
💀💀💀
Bro this comment is so underrated 😢
@@Blooming.Clover
What is with the parking thing
@@science-j4z why not
Forgot to add gravity.
The death star would fall apart due to different stresses on the surface of its body.
Of course, if it does have shielding which would disperse the gravitational forces evenly then it would be ok.
But the buildings on earth would have crumbled due to gravity, it wouldn't be enough to lift them off the ground, but it would be enough to destabilize their structural integrity.
*gravity left the chat*
It’s world of size comparison, it have no gravity :P
@@TessellatedWackeryeah it has no gravity, it what he/she mean by "gravity left the chat"
@@decract ik
Airplane or rocket physics left the chat: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Вот именно, вода должна поднятся
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
" 'Don't Tread On Me' only Metallica song I know" 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅
I ain't no fortunate one!
IM AMERICAN, KILIMOTERS DONT EXIST THE ONLY THING THAT EXIST IS MILES 🇺🇸 🦅
It’s 0.621 miles. A kilometer is 1,000 meters, and a meter is 3.3 feet. So a kilometer is 3,300 feet. (I know this was a joke but I woke up and felt like being a menace so here.)
@@caseyynelmssA Phantom Menace 😂
"Sir this is a Wendy's you cant park here"
Damn 40 likes
Karen: this my neighbour hood u can't park here💀💀💀☠️☠️
Wendy's with no parking spots? Wow
“That’s No Moon”
Imagine waking up from a nice cool dream and u see this.....
It's usually the other way round😂
One world trade center has defined plot armour
To think this thing had the ability to travel at the speed of light is beyond me...
its physically and fictionally impossible for an object with mass to travel. to something that doesnt exist!!! you guys thought i was gonna say the speed of light??
The earth revolves around the sun at 67,000 mph, with assistance who knows how fast she could move…
How is it not fictionally possible? That doesn't even make sense, also consider that this is from the same universe where people use funny crystals to make blades as hot as the sun.
@@Sarge_18That's why Star Wars isn't sci-fi but fantasy set on the space. Things such as the super fast spaceships, the lightsabers and the Force itself weren't made to be realistic, but to be impressive and enjoyable, just like a fantasy magic system
@@heloarv49Most sci fi is not realistic either. It mostly relies on fictional scientific logic of how that man made object works, which is why I disagree with you about certain things being fantasy and not sci-fi.
Bro even has the real life lore background music 💀💀💀💀💀
Multibillion dollar company story writing:
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
I cant unsee the "free palpatine" meme 💀
@@floppanoob7110free papatin
Eek don’t read the Star Wars legacy books then, that’s basically who he returned in the books.
“ey sorry guys ima just park my death star rq i’m gettin starbucks”
-Eggman
Man this comment is underrated 💀
@@RicardoCosta-uj3qx thank you
"Sir i am towing your death star"
underrated alert ⚠
I can see gary the stormtrooper and darth vader arguing at 0 km 💀
For a second I thought it was a moon. Then I remembered “that’s no moon”
Stormtroopers in there be like I think we just hit a rock
ONG
But earth is a lot bigger
We hit the tower
@@eetulehtinen7304yes
@@Notthatguybud-💀
My cat walking to me be like:
Што сказал?
@@ЖумагульКарабекова Death Star distance to ground:
That’s what it says
I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes so I'ma leave it lol
I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes so I'ma leave it lol
I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes so I'ma leave it lol
Bro took "Uber driver here, am outside" To a whole new level 💀
"Sir, you'e not allowed to park here" 💀
Imagine having to walk across that ship to work 💀
oh so thats how night is happening
🤣
famous last words.
No its too dark again the zombies are spawning and we didnt get the paraglider
In ohio
@@Asaratapa😂
"You may fire when ready" -Tarkin
New achievement unlocked: Run.
Where tf would you run to?
proof the cameraman never dies:
Edit 1: Wow i never got so many likes thx!
thats cause the camera man is groujd level and the death star stopped a kilometer * above the surface
STOP WITH THAT SERIES OUT OF NOWHERE
Not funny anymore
If the Death Star shot it would be different
hahahahahaha
ragione
Bro tool "wanna go for a ride" to a whole new level💀
lol
Fr “tool” dude:)
DONT READ MY NAME!!!!
🗿
Took*
took*
Ох уж этот Нью-Йорк. То его герои и злодеи ломают, то звезда смерти приземляется.
“Got games on yo phone?”
Edit: 32? Crazy
We playin subway surf with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥💯
66 likes… *you know what time it is.*
@@studz1946 spawn it
“Perfect parking skills lord Vader”
death star jumpscare
New fear unlocked: being in Star Wars
That’s only the Death Star 1, there is also the Death Star 2 which is way bigger
This man has legit beaten all the Wattpad and anime men at being tall
Respect the cameraman who remembered to record it 🗿
Edit: Bro why is there an argument in the reply section 💀
Not funny.
Not funny.
Not funny.
@@gob8440 You are not funny.
Funny lol
Bros pulling up into the world trade center 💀
Underrated Comment
@@macking7108Underrated comment
@@trollolololol5655 underrated comment
@@macking7108Underrated comment
@@SR_73underrated comment
"There seems to be a problem with the space system."
I have greatly underestimated how big the death star actually is
yeah dont do that WAIT ITS ON MY CITY OH NO
It looks big but it's prob smaller then Argentina or other
EARTH: *that’s..a bit TOOO close for comfort-😕*
"sir you can't park here"
Death star: "well I'm not paying neither am I laying so let me destroy a whole city in peace."
My whole family after i won the lottery:
Lmao
"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today"
phineas :
Editor needs a raise
I guess someone had nothing to do and came up with bull shit? This has happened before, but million of years ago. Chance is that we won't see this in our life span. We has human being do not live very long, maybe hundred of generations in the future might see this happen. The Earth is too stable now, but give it another 100,000 years. Like I said before, humans don't live that long😅
@@BurtJones-f3uwhat the art
Majora's mask be like:
I was looking for this comment
🌚➡️🌏
💀
real
Was looking for this comment 😂
My fist heading to my younger siblings after they eat my leftovers:
I thought you thought we thought that the death star is gonna crash those buildings
"oh, that's just my boring master pulling up. don't worry about him."
I am praying for the pc that had to render this💀
Finnaly
Fr
I think bro needs a NASA computer for this💀
@@maxwellwitharifle for sure bro💀 better get them cooling fans running☠️
"Yo who stole the Death Star-"
Tiktok people be like: what you doin in this situation?
The cameraman never dies!
Edit: Thanks for 100 likes, I've never got like that many likes on UA-cam before... This was unexpected! Like a blue fire!
Another edit: seeing this comment That I left like 10 months ago almost made me die from cringe
Yeah😂
@@Ryd3rVRbro he means the camera that records dummy
@@Ryd3rVRIt's about the person who records the video, it has nothing to do with skibidi toilet silly
@@Ryd3rVR Kids in Internet be like:
Kids who thinks "cameraman never dies"
Palpatine finally found our galaxy
Jesus?
can you tell Jesus Christ I said hello
@@Dissgod.900fake Jesus
Far far away
Amen
👇
Darth pullin up be like : SKRRRRRT! WASUPPP
I once had a dream like this once, it was horrifying. I was like in the middle of a desert, staring at the sky, low and behold, there it was the moon falling towards the earth above me, the sheer size of the moon was terrifying.
My dream was: I was in a City and the Jupiter came to earth and crashed. It was a very intensive dream 🤯
@@PersonausdemAll Mutual feelings.. My dream woke me up..
@@Arthrodude me too 🙈
"Sir, You cant park here."
Earth:huh?
Death Star: you got games on yo phone?
Earth: ye
Death Star: give me yo phone
Earth: Death Star, I’m not giving you my phone
Deatgstar:I'm telling mom in 3 2 1 MOOOOOMM EARTH WON'T LET ME BORROW HIS PHONE AGAIN HE'S PROBABLY WATCHING SUS ANIME STUFF
of course it has to be nyc
@jaytomlinson1848it’s because of the World Trade Center
@jaytomlinson1848you know, the internet exists
@jaytomlinson1848 *photo*
@jaytomlinson1848 also they saying it as a 9/11 joke
@@Tw_space💀
That just looks so cool do more please
Earth: excuse you cannot park here
Star: shut up blues clues
Earth: OW SUNNN!!!!
Lol
“Sir, i-i-i forgot to stop the car”💀
*SHOOTING CITY*
You watch Solarballs too?
"Ppfft it's not that big"
" It's pretty big"
politicians: - "it is just the Great Death Star conspiracy theory"
Deathstar: hello can I eat dinner with you?
People: surely, here some carrots
Good day everyone😇
MR PRESIDENT, A SECOND DEATH STAR HAS SHOT AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE
Bro took hi to a whole new level
Me: why is it dark already-*gets squished*
"umm, sir don't you see the 'No parking' sign?"
Bro almost recrated history right there.
POV: *you are a Coruscanti citizen on the surface near the old Galactic Senate in 1 ABY in Star Wars infinities a New Hope*
If you know, you know.
"I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!"
Прикиньте сколько эта махина весит и сколько потребовалось ресурсов и времени для её постройки
С ресурсами империи ей достаточно для постройки но вот только почему-то не хватило на супер защищеность как у государствено секретных объектов
The birds flying in the air: 💀
"wassup baby girl"
wiggr 101
“Uhm excuse me sir u can’t park here”
My anxiety levels:📉📉📉📈📈📈