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  • Опубліковано 8 чер 2022
  • 1204 worst year of my life
    France: • Les Terres Saintes - F...
    Spain: • Levanta Pascual - Span...
    America: • Civilization V OST | H...
    Byzantines: • Dark Piano - Sociopath
    Germany: • Teutonic Knights Type ...
    • Sergei Prokofiev - Bat...
    England: • Medieval Song Village ...
    Mongolia: • Hunnu Guren - Batzorig...
    Egypt: • Jotaro's Theme Egypt M...
    (Credit to MasterofRoflness for using that song first for Mamluks, I tried to find a better one but the JoJo song is just too perfect.)

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  • @heretichistorian
    @heretichistorian  2 роки тому +361

    An artist named Calcium made a countryball version of this video, check it out here:
    ua-cam.com/video/UzRt_t3vHTk/v-deo.html

    • @iviltri
      @iviltri 2 роки тому +4

      MUSIC 0:14 SAY IT TO ME PLEASE

    • @ameerabdullah1129
      @ameerabdullah1129 2 роки тому +3

      Also you should have added alauddin khilji defeating the mongols as well as the dai viet

    • @Calcium-im8yh
      @Calcium-im8yh 2 роки тому +2

      lean :]

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 роки тому

      @@Calcium-im8yh "It's yOooou!!"
      -Rigamarole

  • @CalacaRoja
    @CalacaRoja 2 роки тому +12666

    Fun fact: Some historians agree that the Mongols lost to Japan partly thank to the Chinese who sabotaged the construction of their ships, mostly sunk before arriving at Japan. Japan will repay it hundred of years later by doing *ABSOLUTELY NOTHING* at Nanking in 1937.

    • @not_so_anonymous7413
      @not_so_anonymous7413 2 роки тому

      They are basically aholes

    • @munkhazaya29
      @munkhazaya29 2 роки тому +649

      Also another factor is that we used Chinese and Korean conscripts instead of actually skilled Mongolian soldiers

    • @santiagoossa2301
      @santiagoossa2301 2 роки тому +349

      Wasn’t it that they asked for an unreasonable amount of boats in too little time so the builder just turned river boats into warships not changing the things below, making them unstable and easy to sink?

    • @munkhazaya29
      @munkhazaya29 2 роки тому +369

      @@santiagoossa2301 the hujaa ships (junks) weren’t meant for traveling the choppy waters of the Korean straight. The Korean ships were of higher quality and less numerous while junks were numerous so khublai khan in his great wisdom decided to use coastal use ships for a invasion of a land surrounded by stormy waters

    • @cristobalsapiain2709
      @cristobalsapiain2709 2 роки тому +73

      And China is the "baddie"

  • @costamcostam8961
    @costamcostam8961 2 роки тому +4799

    "I'll never forgive the Venetians!"~ Joseph Joestar

    • @JohnDoe-nn1lx
      @JohnDoe-nn1lx 2 роки тому +83

      Is this a jojo reference?

    • @saykoes8209
      @saykoes8209 2 роки тому +18

      @@JohnDoe-nn1lx yessir

    • @shinizuko
      @shinizuko 2 роки тому +98

      Joesph fucking Joestar is really a man of culture.

    • @JotaroKujo_JJBA
      @JotaroKujo_JJBA 2 роки тому +25

      Good grief

    • @shinizuko
      @shinizuko 2 роки тому +11

      @@JotaroKujo_JJBA Yare Yare

  • @domib.3924
    @domib.3924 2 роки тому +3253

    I really like how America was featured. No one even thinks about that kind of stuff. Yes, America was here in medieval times.

    • @roseydreams2199
      @roseydreams2199 2 роки тому +279

      They be vibin

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 2 роки тому +287

      America biggest empire's were near European levels of tech, too, just not quite in the modern ages

    • @azkiol7082
      @azkiol7082 2 роки тому +73

      @The Apple Of Judgement The image was of Cahokia bro

    • @israelmcartagenagutierrez285
      @israelmcartagenagutierrez285 2 роки тому

      @The Apple Of Judgement More like burning innocent people alive at the stake, chill out my guy no one has the moram high ground here

    • @lkmjin
      @lkmjin 2 роки тому

      It had bigger potential tho, Aztecs ripping hearts out, Inca rolling on llamas not knowing what wheel is, Maya ripping hearts out And having cool obsidian face implants, northamericans on West coast doing potlatch burning food And goods to show how rich they r, middlenortamericans believing even their thumbs have spirit

  • @highspeedheadbanger
    @highspeedheadbanger 2 роки тому +1897

    the Mongols speedrun through all of Eurasia is unmatched to this day

    • @semregob3363
      @semregob3363 2 роки тому +17

      Hitler comes close

    • @garibay4800
      @garibay4800 2 роки тому +128

      @@semregob3363 not even

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens 2 роки тому +48

      @@garibay4800 Hitler had harder opponents

    • @garibay4800
      @garibay4800 2 роки тому +58

      @@GregoryMcStevens Hmm lol no.

    • @canofsouls282
      @canofsouls282 Рік тому +94

      @@GregoryMcStevens bro was fighting his own allies, genghis was fighting empires at their peak

  • @Rudero3
    @Rudero3 2 роки тому +4650

    As an Eastern Orthodox Christian, I appreciated the trigger warning, as I knew exactly what was coming lol.

    • @toade1583
      @toade1583 2 роки тому +170

      ​@Sean I've never heard anyone say we're God's slave, only servant and a servant and a slave are two different things. A servant is someone's whose performs duties for others as their job, a slave is forced against their free will to obey the will of their master. The difference is that a servant is doing his job and has a duty to perform certain tasks as his job, but he is choosing that job and those duties of his own free will, unlike the slave who is being maltreated and is having his free will being taken away from him/her.
      As Christians, we have a duty to serve God's will and purpose for our lives on Earth. People should see God in us by our good actions and unconditional kindness towards others, no matter their race, creed or gender because we're all God's children. If one does not perform that duty and doesn't follow God's will at all, they cannot call themselves a Christian just as a servant who doesn't serve is not a servant. As Christians, we serve God's will by trying to live our lives by his laws, that what people mean when they say servant, sometime the word "servant" gets used in a disparaging way so people see being a servant as almost the same/the same as being a slave when they're really not which is why I think some people might bristle at the thought of being called a servant of God.

    • @afrigginawesome
      @afrigginawesome 2 роки тому +30

      @@toade1583 not even a traditional Christian but I love this real talk

    • @dangata3416
      @dangata3416 2 роки тому +27

      It's still not as bad as the 1400s.

    • @noahconstrictor100
      @noahconstrictor100 2 роки тому +20

      @Sean The more accurate translation of what the priest says when we receive Communion is "The slave of God, [name]...". But it's like the previous commenter said about the word "servant". It's connotations of taking people by force and making them property isn't what we are. We chose to make ourselves "slaves" to God.
      Chrismation, our version of confirmation, is like a form of branding ourselves with the Cross. We are anointed with holy oil that dates back almost two thousand years. We mark ourselves as God's people, rather than being the slaves of money, men, or any of the worldly stuff that doesn't help us live our best lives. When we say we're a servant or slave of God, that doesn't mean we've lost our free will and have been taken captive by force. It means we used our free will and chose to become God's people. Not for ourselves, but because it's the right thing to do. That's what free will is all about, and, unfortunately, it does get confused quite a bit in certain Christian denominations and cultures. I'm no expert, either, just hoping to explain my religion a bit better!

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 2 роки тому +15

      Can someone tell me the purpose of the trigger warning ?

  • @JonneTheBlack
    @JonneTheBlack 2 роки тому +2562

    Sweden:"OH boy, been catholic is so cool"
    Carelians:IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

    • @lassim3111
      @lassim3111 2 роки тому +17

      Sigtuna :troll:

    • @user-tn5rm8zw9k
      @user-tn5rm8zw9k 2 роки тому +27

      Acually it was both Novgorodians and Karelians the dudes were called ushkuiniki

    • @JonneTheBlack
      @JonneTheBlack 2 роки тому +12

      @@user-tn5rm8zw9k А Ушкуйники вообще отбитые ребята.
      Спереть церковный налог Ватикана, и при этом не потеряв ни одного члена команды, это сильно

    • @user-tn5rm8zw9k
      @user-tn5rm8zw9k 2 роки тому +13

      @@JonneTheBlack особенно разорить столицу викингов бывших и еще забрать с собой дверь их ворот

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

  • @abasedcrusader9663
    @abasedcrusader9663 2 роки тому +3923

    when i saw the constanstinople one it hit hard

    • @koekjesverpakking
      @koekjesverpakking 2 роки тому +215

      It says: "Trigger Alert" in case your Greek

    • @thegreatnaza1288
      @thegreatnaza1288 2 роки тому

      your weak empire couldn't have achieve nothing other than failures and it is designated to die and btw you are not romans

    • @hellbat9232
      @hellbat9232 2 роки тому +9

      Brainrot

    • @theberserker6000
      @theberserker6000 2 роки тому +66

      Unnacurate representation, instead of Turks it should've been European Knights and Teutons destroting Byzantium, not simply Turks.
      1204 was the birth of the Latin Empire for god sake.

    • @hellbat9232
      @hellbat9232 2 роки тому +167

      @@theberserker6000 those are Catholics in the picture man

  • @JcoleMc
    @JcoleMc 2 роки тому +756

    Meanwhile in Africa : its the 1200 and you live in the Mali empire

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 2 роки тому +91

      Mansa Musa: *DOOMP EET*

    • @carsambasurenaltncicekdeni6195
      @carsambasurenaltncicekdeni6195 2 роки тому +132

      *their Economy absolutely destroying other Empires economies*

    • @alexanderi1183
      @alexanderi1183 2 роки тому +48

      @@carsambasurenaltncicekdeni6195 nah, the standard of living in mali in that time was pretty low.
      It was mostly Mansa Musa fault for controling their entire economy.

    • @charptho
      @charptho 2 роки тому +40

      H Y P ER I N F L A T I O N

    • @magicianslucky602
      @magicianslucky602 2 роки тому +26

      @@charptho he actually paid compensation for the ones effected

  • @s0cc451
    @s0cc451 2 роки тому +3005

    Byzantine will always be in my heart.

  • @tomorbataar5922
    @tomorbataar5922 2 роки тому +568

    The 4th crusade? I cry everytime it's mentioned.

    • @thedstorm8922
      @thedstorm8922 2 роки тому +56

      And I laugh everytime its mentioned lol

    • @goncalonunes7896
      @goncalonunes7896 2 роки тому +96

      @@thedstorm8922 gay

    • @thedstorm8922
      @thedstorm8922 2 роки тому +36

      @@goncalonunes7896 nah I'm not European

    • @haksrax39
      @haksrax39 2 роки тому +101

      @@thedstorm8922 Even worse gay

    • @thedstorm8922
      @thedstorm8922 2 роки тому +74

      @@haksrax39
      Lol the concept was literally invented by Europeans lol you guys are the gay heaven of this world

  • @Jurhid
    @Jurhid 2 роки тому +796

    Do a 1600s version. This is amazing!

    • @carlosdumbratzen6332
      @carlosdumbratzen6332 2 роки тому +12

      Uh oh I am scared for Germany :c

    • @Jurhid
      @Jurhid 2 роки тому +35

      @@carlosdumbratzen6332 i want every HRE state. Let this video be 15 hours long.

    • @Schinshikss
      @Schinshikss 2 роки тому +8

      And the Chinese would have a trigger warning in that version as well.

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 2 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @Jurhid
      @Jurhid 2 роки тому +7

      @@sylvesterstalin7109 i trusted you….

  • @SiriProject
    @SiriProject 2 роки тому +667

    As long as there's human history, the Mongol Blitzkrieg moment shall never be forgotten

    • @sovietunion6530
      @sovietunion6530 2 роки тому +2

      GOLUM ua-cam.com/video/l2DvF7Pg8aM/v-deo.html

  • @koekjesverpakking
    @koekjesverpakking 2 роки тому +220

    First few countries: Stereotypical music.
    Last few: *MONGOL SPEEDRUN*

  • @boygenius538_8
    @boygenius538_8 2 роки тому +506

    The mamluks don’t get enough credit for stopping the Mongols

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 2 роки тому +97

      It wasn't really stopping, the main army was sent back home to elect a new khan and the empire would later erupt into civil war and fracture.

    • @infectedinfantry1887
      @infectedinfantry1887 2 роки тому

      @@googane7755 then what does stopping mean you Neanderthal

    • @abdurrahimturker5479
      @abdurrahimturker5479 2 роки тому +99

      @@googane7755 I mean it was also just a small part of the mongol army that brought russia and most of eastern Europe to their knees..

    • @drewbakka5265
      @drewbakka5265 2 роки тому +12

      I thought mamluk was a catch all term for "white slave" of the warrior class? Were they an ethnic group?

    • @Man_0f_Trenches
      @Man_0f_Trenches 2 роки тому +22

      Yeah but at that time Egypt had a larger population than Russia, was much wealthier and was much more organized. Plus invading Egypt was more logistically challenging.

  • @no1ofconsequence936
    @no1ofconsequence936 2 роки тому +318

    Meanwhile in Armenia(n Cilicia): same as always, with pain, insurmountable odds, empires, and a fifty-fifty chance of beating them anyway. Oh, and nice new friends from the east called the Mongols.

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 2 роки тому +2

      Being sandwiched between the Byzantine Empire to the west and Persia to the east for centuries (not to mention the Turks) - you guys are like Poland (Germany to the West and Russia to the East) and Korea (China to the West and Japan to the East).
      The Continental Punching Bags Club
      Greetings from a fellow unimportant country (Bosnia - my apologies for being turkaboos - *[REDACTED]* definitely happened to the Armenians in the beginning of the 20th century) - at least our countries are probably not gonna get nuked due to our insignificance, although maybe getting nuked is better than a war drawn out for years if not decades like the 100 Years War that actually lasted 114 years, IIRC.
      Also, Bosnia might also belong to the aforementioned club because we were sandwiched between the Catholic west and the Orthodox east (not to mention the Turks, again) - at some point we were accused of being heretics by some lord in Montenegro (IIRC - apparently it was the Hungarians that leveled the accusation, according to the wikipedia page on the Bosnian Church), the Pope called for a crusade on us and the Hungarians, being the good Catholics they were, used this as an opportunity (which they themselves apparently made) to expan ... I mean fulfill their duty to the Pope - but thankfully, we were able to repel them. This happened from 1235-1241 and there was apparently several attempts/crusades to conquer Bosnia according to the wikipedia article on the Bosnian Church - we are a bit mountainous, so that might have allowed us to not get steamrolled - I think this terrain also helped the Partisans against the Nazis - I think Afghanistan (vs Russians and Americans) and Vietnam (vs Americans) have a similar terrain advantage.
      However, the Hungarian ambition would realize 647 years down the line in 1878 when the Ottomans left Bosnia and Austro-Hungaria would take over - however, this reign was short-lived - some 40 years - so not even half a century - it would seem that it was not meant to be.
      Plus, Nazi Germany took over the kingdom of Yugoslavia (which Bosnia was a part of) in just twelve days in 1941 - that's gotta be a record or something.
      Sorry for writing a novella.

    • @no1ofconsequence936
      @no1ofconsequence936 2 роки тому +6

      @@someguy2744 , I didn't know that about Bosnia. Thank you for telling me. It's interesting to read the history of a nation that doesn't always get talked about. Though I have to note, I'm not from Armenia, though I am of Armenian descent.

    • @harris8172
      @harris8172 2 роки тому +4

      Ha ha at the right time we made friends with the Mongols)

    • @callmekhaleesi
      @callmekhaleesi 2 роки тому

      since when armenians are calling mongols friends

    • @harris8172
      @harris8172 2 роки тому +1

      @@callmekhaleesi sarcasm) were not friends, but they did not attack Armenia

  • @bercniter
    @bercniter 2 роки тому +974

    Great video! However the song you picked for Spain, "Levanta, Pascual" by Juan del Encina, is set almost 300 years later, in the aftermath of the Granada War

    • @AntonioGonzalez-we4wx
      @AntonioGonzalez-we4wx 2 роки тому +82

      I liked it. He also uses Jotaro's Theme on France and Egypt, so I think this is about the meme itself rather than being accurate

    • @dinamycvideosgaming1597
      @dinamycvideosgaming1597 2 роки тому +11

      Why that muslim was represented red haired? Was It a conversed Hispanogoth?

    • @bercniter
      @bercniter 2 роки тому +44

      @@dinamycvideosgaming1597 That Muslim is Muhammad ibn Nasr, first ruler of the Nasrid Emirate of Granada. He was nicknamed Ibn al-Ahmar ("Red") probably because of his claimed ascendancy of Sa'd ibn Ubadah, Arab chief and companion of the Prophet Muhammad who beared the same nickname. This has made assume that he could be red-haired, but it is not something that is sure.

    • @donluison
      @donluison 2 роки тому +23

      @@dinamycvideosgaming1597 Muslim royalty and nobility in Al-Andalus had a taste for red haired women from central and northern Europe, who were purchased as concubines or even wives. Thus, their offspring sometimes had their female relatives characteristics: red hair and beard, light-coloured eyes, etc. I cannot remember well but there was a certain muslim king (or warlord) from that time who dyed his hair and beard dark to appear "more muslim". So, surprisingly, the video was actually pretty accurate.

    • @EmisoraRadioPatio
      @EmisoraRadioPatio 2 роки тому +3

      It’s not uncommon in the Muslim world for men to dye their beards red.

  • @ryanrodriguez7911
    @ryanrodriguez7911 2 роки тому +71

    Fun Fact: The song used for Spain is a victory song about the fall of Granada. 200 years early but still a banger.

  • @thekarnyx
    @thekarnyx 2 роки тому +57

    1:23 my boy prokofiev only drops absolute bangers

  • @Sword35632
    @Sword35632 2 роки тому +271

    The Byzantium one brings me epicly giant pain

    • @r.a1301
      @r.a1301 2 роки тому +15

      Your own Latin demons are the reason for your pain. Long live Byzantium!

    • @nikobellik5701
      @nikobellik5701 2 роки тому +9

      and brings me just a one big smile

    • @user-nf1zy6tf2o
      @user-nf1zy6tf2o 2 роки тому +4

      Nope. Not even close. Actually they definitely deserved it and it serves the well. Never a fan of Stupidzantium.

    • @user-en6be3cw8l
      @user-en6be3cw8l 2 роки тому +16

      @@user-nf1zy6tf2o whats stupidzantium i only know Eastern Roman Empire the half of the greatest empire in the world. Roma Aeterna

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

  • @Bullwine
    @Bullwine 2 роки тому +247

    2:21 Mongols: "Oh....you're approaching us?"
    Mamluks: "We can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"

    • @ka1durequiem463
      @ka1durequiem463 2 роки тому +16

      actually mongol main army goes back to mongolia due to rivalry mongol left small army with roughly 10k soldiers and fck mamlucks they just defeated small army and get arrogant like we defeated whole mongol we are master race yeaaaa?

    • @erwinjohn3918
      @erwinjohn3918 2 роки тому +11

      @@ka1durequiem463 you mean they defeat them towis and end their advances to western countries

    • @ka1durequiem463
      @ka1durequiem463 2 роки тому

      @@erwinjohn3918 Uhh wym? its battle of ain jalut

    • @dronoid4659
      @dronoid4659 2 роки тому +8

      @@ka1durequiem463 ...u got a problem with that? '^')

    • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
      @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 2 роки тому +35

      @@ka1durequiem463 The Mamluks defeated the Mongols consistently for years on end until the Mongol empire disintegrated into smaller Khanates and then the Mamlukes continued to defeat the Ilkhanate which was centered on the MiddleEast so save us this "small army" nonsense of yours 😆.

  • @stupidmonkey1015
    @stupidmonkey1015 2 роки тому +32

    Love how Egypt had the jotaros theme.

  • @yetipotato8567
    @yetipotato8567 2 роки тому +26

    What it probably was for majority of people:
    "ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON"

    • @arandomguy656
      @arandomguy656 Рік тому +2

      That’s what the mongols said looking down on the whole world as they were about to conquer it.

  • @hwasiaqhan8923
    @hwasiaqhan8923 2 роки тому +43

    Why does it seem like no matter what time period Byzantium always suffers

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor 2 роки тому +16

      You'll always have haters when you're successful.

    • @cazwalt9013
      @cazwalt9013 2 роки тому +11

      Because in the middle of Europe and the Middle East so it was surrounded by enemies but they lastet for more than 1000 years

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 2 роки тому

      @@Thoregor you mean when you steal someone else successful sfull empire?

    • @williaml840
      @williaml840 2 роки тому +4

      Because it was the remaining half of a dying empire, and it could never pull itself out of stagnation.

    • @wankawanka3053
      @wankawanka3053 Рік тому +2

      @@williaml840 casually lasted more tham the whole thing

  • @caesarthegreat16
    @caesarthegreat16 2 роки тому +70

    Noo poor Byzantine empire we will always love you

  • @gagemullis313
    @gagemullis313 2 роки тому +108

    Based France, I love that hymn, it's called Les Terres Saintes if anyone wants to look it up

    • @jcsfc2842
      @jcsfc2842 2 роки тому +2

      Yes me too! It has a lot of medieval sound. My favorite version is by ExCathedra. Also "Levanta Pascual" is one of my favorites

    • @pierren___
      @pierren___ 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks

    • @brocher9539
      @brocher9539 2 роки тому +2

      @@jcsfc2842 Try Chevalier, Mult Estez Guaritz

    • @jcsfc2842
      @jcsfc2842 2 роки тому

      @@brocher9539 Also!

    • @jcsfc2842
      @jcsfc2842 2 роки тому

      @@brocher9539 Try Douce Dame Jolie ;)

  • @zumogerstubchen2340
    @zumogerstubchen2340 Рік тому +10

    Feels like Age of Empires 2, where you could read about any nation in the game and it always played a jingle for each one.

  • @martijn9568
    @martijn9568 2 роки тому +237

    The amount of people getting upset by the "wrong" names for countries and regions is pretty surprising. Guys, it's a meme. Compromises have been made to make it more easily digestible.

    • @roercula8425
      @roercula8425 2 роки тому +15

      Sadly history is something with a lot of neckbeards "oh no, swords cannot penetrate armor this video game sucks"

    • @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
      @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Рік тому +3

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear mar

    • @nsk1911
      @nsk1911 Рік тому

      @@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Chavez vive, la patria sigue

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 Рік тому +2

      @@roercula8425 Yeah, God forbid "neckbeards" want history to be accurate

    • @rinkumaster7962
      @rinkumaster7962 Рік тому

      @@nsk1911 Que random xd

  • @luigiwoo4469
    @luigiwoo4469 2 роки тому +5

    this one of my favorite ones of these I've seen so far! nice job

  • @jacktheripper5112
    @jacktheripper5112 2 роки тому +13

    England in the 1200s has be carved into my mind as a stronghold 2 campaign , and i don't mind it

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 2 роки тому +142

    Out of all the Medieval Kingdoms and Empires. I love The Normans, and Byzantines the most. And in my mind, Rome has made a massive impact upon the west, and nations abroad. But Mongol throat singing is badass, and I’m a giant weeb.

    • @dmitriykinzhebulatov
      @dmitriykinzhebulatov 2 роки тому +2

      I get the since we wouldn’t get along even though Byzantium is my boo

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pm2Nm_mOqqg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

  • @l0u13__3
    @l0u13__3 2 роки тому +28

    Mongolians
    I’ll be taking this!
    The Japanese: so do you want this divine wind too?

  • @Принцип_Фарадея
    @Принцип_Фарадея 2 роки тому +75

    2:01 It is noteworthy that the picture says "Тыловая система монгольской армии" (right upper part) - which means in translation: "Rear system of the Mongolian army." =)))

    • @Принцип_Фарадея
      @Принцип_Фарадея 2 роки тому +4

      @Ilovelanguages Google translate or wikipedia will help you =)
      Part of army which support main forces. Commonly situated in a backline.

    • @cheems5411
      @cheems5411 2 роки тому

      Here wrote in Russian

    • @cheems5411
      @cheems5411 2 роки тому

      Получается изучали систему монгольской армии?

    • @ClarkinFlame49810
      @ClarkinFlame49810 2 роки тому

      are you fucked up? Russia was a vassal = paid tribute, the Mongols did not live there

  • @jaimegoncalves9257
    @jaimegoncalves9257 2 роки тому +418

    The trigger warning was not enough to hold out the pain... it never fell, Constantinople is always in our hearts.
    Plus the mongolian one were it goes over all the countries they conquered made me smile for the good old mongol times, i wish the Khan would come back :(

    • @hassaansaleemkk7435
      @hassaansaleemkk7435 2 роки тому +16

      Bring back the Mongol Oh hal nah

    • @jaimegoncalves9257
      @jaimegoncalves9257 2 роки тому +4

      @@hassaansaleemkk7435 but :( they were funny singing horse lord go brrr

    • @BengalTiger12
      @BengalTiger12 2 роки тому +20

      @@jaimegoncalves9257 hell nah good thing the mongols are gone

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 2 роки тому +1

      ya, let Tengri bring bacc teh yeke mongol uls.

    • @---iv5gj
      @---iv5gj 2 роки тому

      ah yes, burn constantinople bad; burn baghdad good

  • @PJDAltamirus0425
    @PJDAltamirus0425 2 роки тому +21

    The Egypt think is to funny. I can just think the mongol is thinking, we are losing to people that should be dying of heat stroke, they armored like tanks in the fucking desert , like how??

    • @martijn9568
      @martijn9568 2 роки тому +15

      Mamluks go brrrr

    • @Emilechen
      @Emilechen 2 роки тому +6

      the leader of Mongol Empire, Mongke Khan gets killed by Song Chineses soldiers, so there is a retreat,

    • @Orgil.
      @Orgil. 2 роки тому +5

      Mongols have gobi desert.Mongols can live -50 to +50

    • @Emilechen
      @Emilechen 2 роки тому +1

      @@Orgil. the Gobi still cant save the Mongol capital in 1388,
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Buir_Lake

    • @Orgil.
      @Orgil. 2 роки тому +2

      @@Emilechen numbers cant save chinese emperor at Battle of tumu.20000 Mongol defeated 500000 chinese lmao and killed more than 200000 chinese

  • @fritzfromsouth5935
    @fritzfromsouth5935 2 роки тому +47

    0:51 Why you did this...
    *•oof myself•*

  • @blakedavis2447
    @blakedavis2447 2 роки тому +115

    Dang he really got the whole world and not just Europe.

    • @francoisdaureville323
      @francoisdaureville323 2 роки тому +2

      Em he can do just europe if he wants tho, just like any other youtube channel can do only asia or africa or america, isnt his obligation to put Anything,

    • @blakedavis2447
      @blakedavis2447 2 роки тому +17

      @@francoisdaureville323 wow ok defensive much, I was just pointing out how people really only focus on Europe during this time period so him doing the whole world impressed me.

    • @francoisdaureville323
      @francoisdaureville323 2 роки тому +1

      @@blakedavis2447 because most people who do this kind of video are western people,, and he is doing western history isnt that deep, if there were more people from japan, Senegal nigeria ibdia doing this kind of video im sure we would see just asia or africa mostly

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 2 роки тому

      He didn't get Australia.

    • @P.H.226
      @P.H.226 2 роки тому

      @@blakedavis2447 "most" is a bit too much said

  • @unknowncommenter6698
    @unknowncommenter6698 2 роки тому +214

    Idk if it was intentional, but you actually put "German" part of Alexander Nevsky OST in German segment. Kek. Also my home city was founded in 1221, neat

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 2 роки тому +26

      Well, it does show Battle on the Ice.

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah it should have been Novgorod or The Baltic

    • @Mikshvert
      @Mikshvert 2 роки тому +24

      @@gnas1897 Its unclear. The battle site was never found, as there would be large number of well preserved remains of knights and gear, on the bottom of some lake.
      its debated that the battle actually never happened, or that that it did not take place anywhere near the territory of the Rus (not to confuse with russia), and fairly far north.
      It's peculated that the battle could take place in the territories of the modern Lithuania, or other territories that were under control of the Templar order.
      It is also possible that the battle did happen, but the actual real event was much much less grand, than depicted. All we know, that some battle or a series of battles happened, and forced the expansion of the templar east to stall.

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 2 роки тому +17

      @@Mikshvert apparantly it happened on lake Pskov. But when Nevsky's forces engaged the Teutons they had already almost gotten to the other side of the (frozen) lake, so that could be why. But yeah it could have happened somewhere else entirely.

    • @PLKartofel
      @PLKartofel 2 роки тому +2

      Are you from the lands that were Teuton?

  • @NoFaceOrGun
    @NoFaceOrGun 2 роки тому +56

    The trigger warning made it worse. Every day I mourne what could have been.

  • @user-yy8cq7oh5t
    @user-yy8cq7oh5t 2 роки тому +9

    1:22
    *GREAT TRIAL AWAITS!*

  • @mayankanand1153
    @mayankanand1153 2 роки тому +12

    Egypt:heavy sweating after seeing all the destruction by mongols

  • @chloeprice5648
    @chloeprice5648 2 роки тому +9

    0:33 native Americans largely trimmed all their facial hair off, including eyebrows

  • @akihikosakurai4013
    @akihikosakurai4013 2 роки тому +23

    2:12 Japan: L+ratio+no fleet+heads taken back to the shogun+empire destroyed

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 2 роки тому +11

    Great tie in, giving the Mongols and the French the same expression in Egypt.

  • @josh10722
    @josh10722 2 роки тому +9

    The trigger warning wasn’t enough to prepare me. The fourth crusade will forever tarnish my love for the crusader forces that be

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 2 роки тому

      There are a whole genre of questionable crusades

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 Рік тому

      One thing people forgot is that the Venetians were pissed on how their countrymen were massacred some 10 years prior hence the brutal sacking.
      Plus the Byzantines brought it among themselves by failing to pay the Crusaders

  • @marktaylor6491
    @marktaylor6491 2 роки тому +17

    0:56 Too fucking soon!

  • @evilneko03
    @evilneko03 2 роки тому +12

    Byzantium Empire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @camelotduroy1168
    @camelotduroy1168 2 роки тому +31

    13th century, France's capetian golden age. Longue vie au Roy Louis IX, longue vie à Saint Louis

  • @paul-Goodman
    @paul-Goodman Рік тому +2

    Everyone shits on the mongol navy, but we all forget about their secret airforce

  • @reygonzalez4719
    @reygonzalez4719 2 роки тому +8

    The Byzantium one hurts my soul

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 2 роки тому

      As an Italian we would do it again the Greeks backstabbed us 3 times they 100% deserved that
      Ps: we litterally sacrificed 80% of our population at times to aid Byzantium and got treated as colony.

    • @carljohnson9357
      @carljohnson9357 Рік тому +3

      @@Boretheory You already tried it again in the 1940s, didn't go well.

  • @user-qp5mq9uz1n
    @user-qp5mq9uz1n 2 роки тому +8

    Novgorodian part did hit me hard

  • @TheMymovie
    @TheMymovie 2 роки тому +6

    When it came to Japan, my inside voice went "Yooooooooo!"

  • @CatotheE
    @CatotheE 2 роки тому +6

    I’m surprised Venice was left out considering the role they played here.

    • @themajor9059
      @themajor9059 2 роки тому +7

      They where the one on top left in the Constantinople one

  • @ilgufo1146
    @ilgufo1146 2 роки тому +49

    No Italy? Weird, italians were swimming in gold at that time and they were the kings of the Mediterranean.

    • @delilelbir7468
      @delilelbir7468 2 роки тому +1

      Evet

    • @FerroLux00
      @FerroLux00 2 роки тому +10

      Venetians and Genoans really were
      South Italy was Frederik II’s playground
      Tuscany was the church scene from Kingsman, as usual
      And then there was the Pope

    • @drewbakka5265
      @drewbakka5265 2 роки тому +7

      Italy was bunch of wacky states at this time. But only the glorious papal ones mattered

    • @CatotheE
      @CatotheE 2 роки тому +7

      @@drewbakka5265 Venice mattered.

    • @jacobinfier9407
      @jacobinfier9407 2 роки тому +1

      Italy was just a geographical expression

  • @pogo8050
    @pogo8050 2 роки тому +5

    I’ve been looking for a picture of a smug mongol Pepe sitting on the Russian princes for so long

  • @jeanbomber7081
    @jeanbomber7081 Рік тому

    My man put the best Batzorig Vaanchig banger for Mongolia, very pleased

  • @BastoGhost
    @BastoGhost 2 роки тому +2

    I swear French templars songs from these times are absolute bangers.

  • @UncleLumbago1899
    @UncleLumbago1899 2 роки тому +4

    You're a Templar in the late 1200's in France

  • @artoriasbenoit
    @artoriasbenoit 2 роки тому +3

    certified frog here, the part about blessed Francia is too real
    what I wouldn't do to have a king as great as Saint Louis

  • @krazzysquare
    @krazzysquare 2 роки тому +1

    i knew exactly what was going down the moment the throat singing started blasting

  • @dcgumbrecht
    @dcgumbrecht Рік тому +4

    Thanks for the trigger warning, I myself feel very panicked when i see Byzantium in flames

  • @orackbabama6857
    @orackbabama6857 2 роки тому +12

    History doesn't know an event sadder than Fall of Byzantine Empire. Or no, forget what I've said, Fall of Rome is the saddest

    • @simpletrailers1161
      @simpletrailers1161 2 роки тому +4

      Do you actually believe what you write or you're just trying to be cringy as much as possible

    • @orackbabama6857
      @orackbabama6857 2 роки тому

      @@simpletrailers1161 I do

  • @deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift
    @deficitstifflegzercherdeadlift 2 роки тому +3

    The trigger warning before Byzantium made me giggle

  • @kuroneko9235
    @kuroneko9235 2 роки тому +2

    When Byzantium one appears, bro... I really feel that

  • @Hrolfgard
    @Hrolfgard 2 роки тому +1

    Nice to see Cahokia and the Mississippians getting some love here, you really don't see that a lot in this sort of meme

  • @hasooyoung3939
    @hasooyoung3939 2 роки тому +4

    i was today years old when i learned the albanian flag was actually a direct rip off of the original german flag

  • @jamesgreen1166
    @jamesgreen1166 2 роки тому +10

    Seeing the amerindians included put a smile on my face.

  • @Lord_Khornez
    @Lord_Khornez 2 роки тому +2

    I don’t know why but whenever I rewatch this video it always brings me back to the Byzantium part instead of starting from the beginning (it’s mocking me)

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan 2 роки тому +2

    Mogols: Exist
    Everyone: "confused screaming"

  • @notably5233
    @notably5233 2 роки тому +3

    Wales during the 1200’s : why you bulli me???

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 2 роки тому +56

    Fuck even as a catholic the Byzantium one hits hard af
    If it's any consolation you guys have thr prettiest churches of any religion and Greek is legit sweeter sounding than latin

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 2 роки тому

      Yet another item for the very long list of "historical events you will never hear about at a catholic school"

    • @godefroiddebouillon7769
      @godefroiddebouillon7769 2 роки тому +6

      @@Vitorruy1 Well, school programs are restricted by class time, so you can't include everything, especially when these things are not as important to western History as other more impactful events.
      The sack of Byzantium might have been a terrible and important event for the East, but you can't really say it impacted the West at all. Which is why it is hardly ever mentionned here, outside of specialized History classes.
      If you want to hear about it you have to specialise.

    • @acusticamenteconvusional9936
      @acusticamenteconvusional9936 2 роки тому +2

      @@Vitorruy1 Do you really think that shit is that relevant to teach? Ffs they even deserved that, cant expect to get help promising them to get paid and then paying nothing

    • @chrysanthos7265
      @chrysanthos7265 2 роки тому

      @@Vitorruy1 It's not about what you teach. It's about what you leave out.

    • @verscarii3238
      @verscarii3238 2 роки тому +4

      @@godefroiddebouillon7769 It was very important for the west actually, considering it’s pretty much what lead to the Turks taking over becoming an inevitability instead of a possible outcome, and them taking over is what directly lead to a guy named Columbus to look for an alternate route to the East and discovering the Americas. And Greek scholars fleeing from the ottomans kickstarted a little thing called the Italian renaissance.

  • @Aztechaemenid
    @Aztechaemenid 2 роки тому +2

    That trigger warning before Byzantium was delicious 😋

  • @hesamthelord7774
    @hesamthelord7774 Рік тому +2

    Man, that Byzantium part burnt to the bottom

  • @Mehmedthesecond12
    @Mehmedthesecond12 2 роки тому +6

    We turks(Seljuks) lost the war against Mongols in 1243,after the war anatolian turks entered the second beyliks period(First one on after 1071) And Ottoman Empire established by Osman Bey in 1299.

  • @Beugsie
    @Beugsie 2 роки тому

    What a thoroughly enjoyable video

  • @thirstydemonat7113
    @thirstydemonat7113 Рік тому +2

    Was waiting for australia but then remembered that australia didn’t exist in 1200

    • @juliuscaesar810
      @juliuscaesar810 Рік тому

      I think at that time Australia had undocumented natives

  • @sgwolfgang4349
    @sgwolfgang4349 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the trigger warning for Byzantium... My great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's sixth cousin thrice removed was there. Sad stuff 😭😭😭

  • @nousvivons6270
    @nousvivons6270 2 роки тому +5

    2:22
    When mamluk is sus

  • @oskareq169
    @oskareq169 11 місяців тому +2

    Polish fight between dozens of pseudo duchy with pseudo superior authority of the duke on Wawel

  • @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
    @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 Рік тому +2

    I like how it was the Mississippians who represented the Medieval Americas of all people

  • @datpham8105
    @datpham8105 2 роки тому +6

    yo the battle of egypt vs mongolia was really a real battle between both sides fought fiercely and bravely whether they won or lost it was still an honorable war egypt had won The Mongols, even in a losing position, did not retreat but fought to the death

  • @holextv5595
    @holextv5595 2 роки тому +4

    Bohemia most chill beacuse: form from duchy to kingdom, gain land in austria, protect themselves from mongol invasion

  • @Calcium-im8yh
    @Calcium-im8yh 2 роки тому

    wow what a nice video.
    surely a countryball artist wont remaster this video.

  • @reinerbraun9103
    @reinerbraun9103 2 роки тому +1

    I love how Byzantine gets a trigger warning

  • @drillxedit
    @drillxedit 2 роки тому +5

    0:53 1204: 4th Crusade, Catholic Latins capture Constantinople
    1261: Byzantines recapture Constantinople under General Strategopoulos forcing crusader-descendant Latin emperor, Baldwin II, to flee with his frightened troops. This is also in the 1200s and not shown in your vid.

  • @MedicusLeach
    @MedicusLeach 2 роки тому +14

    1:12 name of this remix its amazing

  • @Fubbl
    @Fubbl 2 роки тому

    This video feels like a fever dream

  • @derkanal876
    @derkanal876 Рік тому

    Love the totally historical correct background music ❤

  • @MutoPrime425
    @MutoPrime425 2 роки тому +3

    Germany's music hits hard

  • @furrycat1882
    @furrycat1882 2 роки тому +4

    There should really be a 1500s one

  • @deegeetek
    @deegeetek Рік тому

    Even after the warning I still was not ready. I'm still in mourning 😭

  • @alexandermichaelsen7102
    @alexandermichaelsen7102 2 роки тому +1

    This gives me Knights of Honor Vibes.

  • @horrorspirit
    @horrorspirit 2 роки тому +13

    2:15 Why does Japan have a triforce?

    • @heretichistorian
      @heretichistorian  2 роки тому +9

      It's the kamon or "coat of arms" of the Hojo clan, which at the time held power in Japan as permanent regents of the Shogun. It was later taken from Japanese history and made part of the Zelda lore.

    • @horrorspirit
      @horrorspirit 2 роки тому +5

      @@heretichistorian Cool, thanks for the explanation!

  • @GT-Tezzy
    @GT-Tezzy 2 роки тому +4

    0:40 so peaceful before they came.

    • @jaumeriera6195
      @jaumeriera6195 2 роки тому

      yeah, human sacrifices were very peaceful

    • @ll_j4_
      @ll_j4_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@jaumeriera6195 LoL don't mix up Aztecs and Maya with every native and the people that were sacrificed were enemies that would still die because of war

    • @jaumeriera6195
      @jaumeriera6195 2 роки тому

      @@ll_j4_ The Aztecas regime was a tyranny and they sacrifice people from other weaker tribes. The fun fact is that natives prefer an alliance with spaniards rather than live under Aztecas. I’m not saying that Mayas or natives from the north were bad, but surely the arrive of the Spaniards where today is Mexico was better than Aztecas

    • @ll_j4_
      @ll_j4_ 2 роки тому

      @@jaumeriera6195 No it was not better in many things they lost technologies and were not so clean anymore

    • @jaumeriera6195
      @jaumeriera6195 2 роки тому

      @@ll_j4_ Los Aztecas fueron unos tiranos que sometieron a las tribus más débiles. Por tanto, no era tan pacifica América en aquel momento

  • @Drehmomentdante
    @Drehmomentdante 2 роки тому

    The Lucas King music with Byzantinum is just the cherry on top!

  • @FartMuncher1
    @FartMuncher1 2 роки тому

    I love that there's a trigger warning before Byzantium

  • @golgariplague4746
    @golgariplague4746 2 роки тому +4

    Look guys!
    00:14 It's france of modern times! ☕

    • @loser7174
      @loser7174 Рік тому +1

      What's the name of that song at 00:14

  • @peepguy3524
    @peepguy3524 2 роки тому +6

    Countries you should include if you’re making a part 2
    Poland
    Hungary
    Bulgaria
    *Australia?* (Aboriginals)
    *Serbia?*
    India (Needs to be included for sure)
    Vietnam
    Indonesia
    *West Africa?*
    Georgia Golden Age / Georgia Empire

    • @harris8172
      @harris8172 2 роки тому

      Armenia also

    • @peepguy3524
      @peepguy3524 2 роки тому

      @@harris8172 I included the Georgia empire

    • @aaradhyarawat7589
      @aaradhyarawat7589 Рік тому

      Indian Subcontinent : Around 1200, Central Asians invaded and captured 90% Northern India, and India's Vijaynagar Empire defending themselves. Sadly, Indian people always condemned violence as symbol of barabarianism and causally got enslaved by those whoever arrived at the border.

  • @Kanawanu
    @Kanawanu 2 роки тому

    This is awesome. 😌

  • @deadinsidemcgee411
    @deadinsidemcgee411 Рік тому

    That mongol section had some fun and bouncy music to it!