Horrible Maps 5
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3 days ago?
Ok boomer.
I love you Emperor, but I dont love bad maps
Tf
you know what? dashlane is just an fake antivirus.
4:47
> map shows legalisation of marijuana
> sinks the netherlands
ok
netherlands is low, not high
Seems to be both. It's low, so it's high to compensate.
@Random Dude hi random dude
50% water
50% weed
@@kotoriykijilnski1323
Seaweed.
Netherlands.
No difference.
1:30 you maybe forgot to talk about the location of Byzantium
Yeah and they put Tyre where Constantinople is.
They mixed up byzantium and tyre
Even then, it should've been labeled as Istanbul, not Constantinople, at the very least.
@@dstroyer11YT Not really, the city was officially renamed to Istanbul after the founding of the Republic of Turkey in the 1920s.
@@dstroyer11YT No actually Constantinople is correct. The name only became Istanbul after 1920s.
How do these maps exist? Literally...how.
Omg hi mr beat
Love your vids
ello mr.beat, some people must be on the leaf
Mr beat can you give family 5000 moneys
Remember, he is not mr beast
2:30 Yep, I can confirm it's polish. Also by the art style, the (I wanna say anthro beetle with a fox head) character and overall quality, it seems to be a photo of a kids elementary book circa 90s
Do Polish people hate the French or something? Why’d they let half of France go under the Mediterranean?
@@codywebb3610 Not really, in fact from Polands perspective Napoleon was the good guy. More likely someone cheaped out on the artist.
It also shows some elevation, like huge hills or small mountains, somewhere in the very west of Russia, going from north to south... Does not seem accurate to me!
@@GreycatRademenes he was rather cool. I mean Napoleon just attacked other countries back, after they continued to repeatedly invade and attack France numerous times after revolution... But I do not like that he destroyed republic by making himself an emperor
Kate S those mountains are Valdai, Smolensk-Moscow and Middle-Russian elevations. Those are hills, not mountains, but quite real
Next episode, Spain shall continue its journey eastward and end up under the Balkans.
It's a long-term plan to create the Second Spanish Empire!
episode 9*
Iberia will return to the Caucasus where it once belonged.
@@ananonynoussauce7616 werent they on modern ukranian territory
It's moving back to ancient Iberia, which was in the Caucasus
1:20 - Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Constantinople is in Lebanon and Tyre is in Europe??
Was really confused that he didn't even mention it.
Loll i noticed tyre but didnt notice Constantinople.
Also i think they just got switched between eachother.
no
I think they just swapped those cities. Quite surprising that they showed the Ottomans owning parts of Spain. Biggest mistake you can make.
Why they changed it, I can't say. People just liked it better that way.
"But we before we go to those next maps..."
*Skips ahead furiously*
Lets educate you about military technology and equipment during the Cold war.
Exactly what I did. UA-camrs: stop putting unengaging and generic ads in the middle of the actual video. It breaks the flow of the video a lot. Just place them at the beginning or the end.
Just you wait until the next YT update, which will feature videos that become unskippable once you reach the ad, hide the ad from preview, make the browser tab uncloseable, glue you to your seat and hold your eyelids open with red hot scissors.
Double taps for days
Kingu crimson
PNG is South Korea, which makes West Papua as North Korea! West Papua, Best Papua
XD
Hello Kim Jong Un
@@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur fake Kim Jong Un
We love you Kim Jong Un!
@@blagoevski336 this is getting outa hand there's now two of them!
At least the map that labeled New Zealand as Japan included the islands
@Jackson West amen
Mate I see you everywhere lol.
At least it included water.
man, if japan would be there .... WW2 would have looked quite different.
Guess I'm Japanese now-
I recognize that final map, the nope/10! That's from the 1984 "the Transformers" cartoon, season 2, the episode where the Autobots are supposed to protect this snooty racer and his supercar in a transcontinental race from the Decepticons who want the supercar's engine for some reason; the episode is called "Trans-European Express." The second I saw the map, I paused my TV and I sat there in awe trying to wrap my head around it.
Quote from TFWiki:"One might wonder how much the Transformers' presence on Earth has added to this massive territorial shuffle. Of course, it could just be a particularly poor map... naaaaaah."
Books: Marijuana
Normal people: weed
EmperorTigerstar: *m e m e l e a f*
3 days ago, while speaking about the chineese virus, the national television in France spoke about thailand, and they showed up a map .... exept it was a map of myanmar with thailand writen on it ....
Wow sad.
I remember seeing something similar in a science magazine
Im having a hard time imagining how these even happen, why do they label a New map instead of using existing ones, they must have a database of unlabeled Maps just to label Them everytime they are needed and make mistakes in the process
After the killing of the Iranian general italian national television showed a map with Iran labeled as sunni and saudi Arabia as shia
MrBart French’s plan to conquer Thailand,Myanmar and British India exposed
6:42 - No doubt drawn up by Tang dynasty imperialists.
The Baltics United, Borneo is now in one piece, Romania and Bulgaria united and became an empire, India absorbed Bhutan (not mentioned), Guyana and Suriname united, France conquered Benelux, Czechoslovakia reunited, Colombia conquered Central America, I can't even tell what that country is west of the Romanian-Bulgarian Empire, Algeria absorbed Tunisia, Africa is poorly-drawn, Pakistan conquered Iran and became an empire, Austria is big, and Poland annexed Kaliningrad.
a.k.a the infographics show
needs vietnam, taiwan, and korea to be owned by china
6:58 That map is from the G1 Transformers (season 2) episode "Trans-Europe Express".
@Queen_PLATINE! Europe had a seizure.
That kind of looks like a kids drawing
The Autobots didn’t bother to consult a cartographer apparently
And the map isn't the only bad geography in the episode.
Did you just miss the fact they somehow swapped Tyre and Constantinople? (1:38)
Lmao I'm Lebanese and was so triggered
The map in 6:03 is from a channel name "The Infographic show"
damn you infographics. they can’t even do maps properly
Which video?
@@maxsernovskiy1164 i don't know
There’s a reason I stopped watching them
Максим Серновський they use this map for a lot of things to zoom in on different countries (and get them wrong). The African laughing plague video shows this and they zoom into a wrongly labeled Thailand.
5:52
I respectfully object, 7/10 is too much for Alsace Lorraine belonging to France at the eve of WWI...
Also, Italy has its modern borders with South Tyrol!
I don't think Alsace Lorraine belongs to France in that map. It's way too round
@@CDexie it belongs to France but Austria Hungary without south tyrol is hurting my eyes
Long Live Deutschland!
Also, Denmark owns Holstein.
I'd say in that image AL is German. It's just that a border with AL being German looks exactly the same as AL being French, except that it shifts a little to the west.
1:30 I like how italian states became rich from using Suez canal hundreds year before it actually open
What about Byzantium/Constantinople on the second map? That was such a sting right in the eye, I'd give it a 2 just for putting it around Jerusalem/Damascus (Hard to make out on such a scale)
That thing on its own makes the map horrible
They got tyre and constantinople mixed up
StellamMartis they also put tyre where Constantinople should be, also the ottomans cut off the Europeans from the Silk Road, and by this point most trade was going around the Horn of Africa, definitely by the hieght of ottoman power around the 16th and 17th centuries, so why is it being used to show the Silk Road?
Tell me, Tigerstar, how do you manage to not fall into despair after witnessing such atrocities? Halfway through the video i found that I had started unconsciously tying a noose around my neck.
Dang.
Because of the sponsor?
@@DavidNikkiZane What? No, man's gotta eat, nothing wrong with the grind
6:57
HON HON HON
MPN BAGUETTE LE BIG UND STRONG
HON HON HON
NAPOLEON CONQUER ALL OF EUROPA
*_MAGNIFIQUE_*
Wtf
I'm from Spain and sometimes my country goes to Italy for vacation. Sometimes we even go to the Pacific!
4:24 goodbye Ecuador, Benelux, Portugal and the whole northwest coast of Africa.
Oh yeah, and half of Mali is gone.
Australia broke up and India gave independence to three regions.
I'm Filipino ...it's not even decriminalized here it's illegal why are we green on the map
This map was made by some random stoner for sure.
AH! That final map is from an episode of The Transformers called Trans Europe Express from 1985. The show was notorious for it's animation errors, and this map is quite good for them in the long run.
Ah yes the famous British colony of Japan, and the famous Empire of New Zealand that attacked Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7 1941.
1:37 Did EmperorTigerstar really not say anything about it labeling Jerusalem as Byzantium/Constantinople?
I think that's not Jerusalem, but Tyre, since it says Tyre where Constantinople is supposed to be. But yeah, that was the first thing that caught my eye!
Yup. I have no idea how he could have missed that.
1:01
whoever suggested that please find the warsaw pact/ nato map in that book
i remember all the cities were in the complete wrong place
The Infographic show map 6:02
Oh ya
Who even watches their videos?
@@neverluckym8728, I used to. And I was the one who sent him that map.
You think the mapmakers would have tine to learn basic geography, let alone check a genuine map done by cartographers.
Or maybe have their maps checked by someone else who knows something, anything about maps.
2/10 map has the infographics watermark on New Zealand 6:05
Infographics show steals a lot of assets and their videos are poorly researched and they always jump on the bandwagon on anything that’s popular, they are like Kurzgezart but if Kurzgezart barely put any effort of research
@@Vdk758 As a longtime Kurzgesagt subscriber, I protest the comparison. Let's just Kurzgesagt are way better pretty much in every aspect of video making, from animation to choosing topics.
1:03 They also mixed up Constantinople and Tyre on the second map.
4:54 Ecuador is missing!
First map France has Alsace and Italy has Savoy...
5:57 Ireland is shown as part of the UK. Oh dear.
it should always be like that
you cant change my mind
@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep it is.
At the time it was
6:55 nah, it should be a 1/10 for again forgetting the low countries.
Standard -1 every time they sink the dutch, send them to space, make them part of Germany or randomly show reclaimed land on 'historic' maps.
I like how the Netherlands (and also Belgium and Luxembourg) are just straight-up missing on the weed map.
Of all the places, the Netherlands!
On a weed map!
At 6:25 you said that Spain still owns Morocco on the map. While that is technically true, it was France colonized the majority of Morocco.
The XKCD map just gave me a world building idea where everyone lives on islands that are exactly the same in topology but size shifted and rotated everywhere
6:25 that map is from the UA-cam channel Infographic Show.
Hey :) are you from the zlewikk server?
@@amanaje4743 Yes I am :). You must be the person who's asked there
6:57 My eyes hurt!!!!
That map was made by French nationalists
Welcome to BuLGAliA.
France made ultra versailles with annexing everything except a chunk in southeast germany. Bulgaria wasnt bothered and destroyed greeks, also sacked the bosphorus
lonepilgrim83 or cIECH
5:20 I like how he didn't point out how Ecuador is just missing.
Yes he did
@@JacobtheCuber Ah my bad
6:30 That logo in the bottom left suggests this map is from the Infographics Show
7:00 OMG I can't belive they forgot Liechtenstein
They forgot monaco, andorra, Luxembourg, San marino, vatican, including Liechtenstein, what would u expect?
Does Dashlane protect my phone from bad maps?
Unfortunately not! They'll just continue flowing, now matter what!
4:06 "Wait, it's all south America?"
*Always has been*
Maps like these are why I chase humans out of my woods
6:35 "Gabbin." Never heard Gabon pronounced like that before.
Gibbon
That last map had me cracking up. I noticed that Luzon island and Taiwan formed a confederation, while the visayan archipelago was incorporated into Indonesia. Meanwhile mindanao and Palawan formed another confederation.
6:15 its from infographics show...
not surprised
5:47
For some reason, my text book has this exact map. Borders, colors, and all. Interesting little tidbit.
I don't know what's worse, the last map, or the fact that I know exactly where it came from; the Transformers (G1) Season 2, episode 60, "Trans-Europe Express."
5:42 not a mistake, my friend, but a prediction. (Bulgarian anthem playing and bulgarian flag waving in background)
5:56 thanks infographics show, I hate it
1:47 RT (Russia Today) why it doesn't surprise me, nothing like good old fashioned Soviet knowledge.
6:49 Columbia also owns all of central america apparently.
2:05 Australia might as well be China.
1:01 ok...
The ottomans never took over spain.
They never took over arabia.
They never took that much of north africa.
My god they let some turk nationalist draw this map.
it looks like they got a few things confused with the roman empire.
As a turkish you are right about that but it is not Turkish drawing i think it is foreign drawning, we know where we get.
@@palaherk I was mostly joking but that's no ones business but the turks.
@@edgelord8337 lol
no it's worse they let a uneducated american draw it
How did you miss the fact Constantinople, which they have Byzantium in paranthesis for some reason, was put in the Levant while Tyre was where Constantinople is.
2:39 I think you should make some distinctions between maps that claim or atleast should be accurate maps and illustrations of maps that picture was where accuracy is not necessary or required.
The last map come from the original Transformers show.
2:12 It would be wrong to give it a 6/10. What do they think happened in World War II if Japan was that close? And where do they think North Korea? Or do they think it should be West and East Korea? 0/10. Literal jaw-dropping.
1:35 You missed the Constantinople and Tyre. They did the ol' switcheroo
I'm not a huge fan of geography, but I always get a kick out these. Keep up the good work!
5:12 What if Spain was like that in real life?
1:30 tyre is switched with constantinople
1:00 You didn't even mention how Byzantium is apparently a coastal City in the Levante now, whilst Tyre controls the Bosporus....
1:30 the map inverted Tyre and Constantinople
I'd like to point out that for the map at 5:53, Bulgaria briefly held that part of the Balkans down to Constantinople. Those were the borders for ~3 months between the First Balkan war and the Second Balkan war. Clearly they found a map for that period and colored it.
In the 2nd last map Finland also took over Svalbard
Russia Conquered the Korean Peninsula
The Phillipines are split into 3
Namibia annexed Botswana and...
Wait... that logo in the lower left corner Is that... The Infographics show?
This is the first episode where multiple maps were in textbooks I read in school. Makes it much funnier
Please never stop doing these.
“Like this video’s sponsor; Dashlane.” *skip skip skip*
5:36
"modern day borders" -
Yugoslavia: exists
Also on that first map, Alsace-Lorraine is apparently french.
5:25 I thought Australia looked like that.
2:23 mini world map
1:40
Tyre and Constantinople switched places, you didnt notice? Also calicut is too north
i live for this kind of videos
As a person with a bachelor in geography I know how strict the rules on making proper maps are. I find these videos very painful and funny at the same time, keep them coming I really enjoy watching them.
Hey, can you review Alternative History maps? It would be interesting because of the big amount of them.
You do realise they don't represent our timeline but a different one with a different history.
@@justinambru8529 That's why they are called Alternate History, Sherlock
@@yersiniapestis1039 Sorry I thought you didn't know what alternate history was.
Ngl these maps seem like someone who is drawing a alt history map but is not very creative
also,At 6:20,borneo is controlled fully by indonesia,When the north section is actually owned by malaysia,This also mean that brunei Is completely gone
It looks like the map with the T.V. on it is from a UA-cam channel called Theinfographicsshow. I have no clue what video this map is from, but you can tell it is that channel because of the icon of the channel on the bottom right corner. Good video as always.
1:06 oh god... That was approved for education? when did the ottomans get arabia and since when is byzantium in the levant?
2:23 - in top left corner I see Polish "ł" and "ą", so I'm guessing it's from some Polish kids book
EDIT: 2:37 - yup :)
2:55 He completely missed that Lybia is just gone
I do that many of these bad maps can make for interesting alternate-history prompts.
4:27 Venezuela is gone in south America.
Morocco is gone in Africa.
Spain is gone.
Benelux is also gone.
This one is the worst.
Ecuador not Venezuela
@@ShadowMinnie eyy you got good eyes.
It appears that an entirely new coastline appeared in west Africa and cuts off parts of Ghana,cote d'Ivoire, Burkina Faso and about half of mali
@@johnfromthewest who was told that this was """good"""
I paused at 6:57 for ~10 seconds as I thought:
"What
The
Heck
Is
This
Thing???"
5:56 is the exact map my friend used in Geography Class. The teacher saw how horrendous the map was and was slightly laughing.
6:51 it’s a South Park episode about offshoring
6:40 is from infographics show
2:52 France has been castrated :(
I'm impressed you recognised the weird L thing. Well done!
When everyone is pointing out that Byzantium is in the wrong place but they don’t even realize that it’s just been switched with you
*sad Tyre noises*
7:00 no.
4:00 to skip the ad
There should be someone that checks maps to see if they’re good, so we don’t get abominations like these.
In my high school, the map for some reason highlighted Tashkent, The Congo was still called Zaire and Serbia and Montenegro were still attached. I was in high school in the 2010s. At least the WWI maps were accurate if rough around the edges.