Exploring Russia's Absurd Avengers Clone
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- After three long years in production (yes, really), this video is finally done. I am proud of everyone involved who helped make perhaps the most chaotic and traumatic years of my life...more interesting I suppose. Let this video be a testament to the growth and change we've all gone through, and to the ambition that will define our futures. This will hopefully start a new trend of high effort low quality videos (lmao) dominating this channel. If life's gonna make me take this long to release a video I might as well make it insane. Thank you for watching and reading this wall of text.
CREDITS
Edited by:
/ elitried
linktr.ee/lasyaaaah
/ loomhigh
Sarik Andreasyan
me
Music by:
/ nethender
PERMSKY KRAY
Additional help:
Iriscenta
Yumemiswallow
For subtitle and editing help: florgeneva.business@gmail.com
I cant believe someone took the awesome idea of a bear hulk with a minigun and made it the most boring thing in the movie, like how could you have such a awesome idea and FUMBLE it in that way??????
That's funny, because marvel literally has a "bear hulk" in their own comics, called Ursa Major who is a member for marvel's OWN version of Russian/Soviet avengers, the Winter Guard.
Is actually Canon with Marvel comic
@@WesleyRoberson-t9t funny enough, but Защитники was advertised as movie about ORIGINAL superheroes, but actually almost none of the ideas behind this superheroes was original. And also Sarik Andeasyan have almost no good movies in his filmography, and most likely this movie was made only to divide money, assigned to this movie, to a certain interested persons.
Ну потому что вы Americans не поняли суть фильм. А суть фильма это распил бюджета. Вы это никогда не поймёте. Что в русских фильмах суть распил бюджета, а не драма и экшен.
Well to be honest Skyrim kill that for me and in a fight between a bear and Hulk well a bear skin Is Nice in winter😅
a real "uhh that sounded better in my head" ahh movie
LOL
If michael bay had a low budget, it would be this movie.
Lernik controls rocks
I eat rocks
We are not the same
mica powers
I ate rocks in a dream
yes, you are not the same, he's better. You eat rocks, he controls the rocks you ate, and massacres you from within your stomach. Indeed you are not the same
Lernik is just Delgo...
I eat dirt
Military lady: "Hello, I'm from the military. I have a mission for you."
Rock guy: "Have you heard of the High Elves?"
Fuck Russia, Skyrim is better for me
The greatest piece of Russian entertainment ever developed was the video of Prigozhin autistically screeching to SHOIGU and GERRRRRASIMOV!
WHERE’S THE AMMUNITION?!?
JESUS LOVES YOU PLEASE LET HIM IN YOUR LIFE HE LOVES YOU ❤️🙏✝️❤️🙏😊
@@guadalupelemus2100 Not the place nor the time brother
GDE SUKA BOEPRIPASY????????
SHOIGUUUUUUU, WHERE IS THE AMMO!?
I can't believe there were no freddie fazzbear jokes 😢
no one can survive five nights at sariks
Years ago, back when I was considering being a review youtuber (I wrote an script or two but never filmed anything), I thought a cool gag during my review of this film would be making trading cards of the five or six main characters and the joke would be that the text on each card would include 3 categories: name, superpower and *trauma,* because all the character have either a tragic backstory or a current problem that bums them out. Also, the subtitles on the version of the film I watched where obviously translated by a random fan, so it wasn't clear if the speedy dude with the blades had a dead brother or a dead sister, and I thought that would made his trading card funnier
That's actually a pretty funny ideas for a lot of franchises, particularly tryhardy/poorly written ones.
Trauma itself is definitely not a bad character aspect, see Batman for example, but it is often used a crutch for bad writers trying to add cheap depth of characters with minimal effort.
When I saw the title, I assumed this was gonna be a video on the Winter Guard, the Russian Avengers knockoff in the actual Marvel comics.
But this sounds even more interesting
My favorite character was actually the guy with the lamest power, he could control rocks or something but anyway he ended up being my favorite character because his actor gave a surprisingly good performance and he had a tragic enough backstory. He seemed like the glue that kept the team together even though he was its weakest member.
The lament one is the bear, is just a fucking bear, if not for the minigun he Will be in a chime a while ago and also is not better to only had the minigun is a little better than be a bear, sorry in hate the bear is so lame Even Skyrim bears arena little better than this and i hate those bears too
Damn, you were NOT lying when you said it was a huge leap forward in production for this channel. It maintains the same shitpost-y essence that all the previous videos had, but you can absolutely tell that your ability to work a narrative into it (I REALLY liked how you foreshadowed the second part of the video while summarizing the movie) has massively improved, and the editing is, obviously, top notch.
Fucking fantastic work, Flor, if this is your way to truly come back (knowing how long this was in the works for lol) then it's a FANTASTIC way to do it!
for someone named flor, they certainly hit the ceiling
Agree completely, holy shit Flor
Funny enough there’s already a Russian version of the Avengers in Marvel. They’re called the Winter Guard. And yes, they already have a Bear Hulk called Ursa Major.
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Yeah, even in Russia this movie was rightfully shat on.
As a russian I can say that our cinema is - mostly - bad
There are good even great russian films (from what i've heard - i've mostly seen bad) , but most often you will find just some kind of slop. The only good and modern russian film I can recomend is Major Grom (Майор Гром) which is solid 7/10 (IMO). You can also go watch old soviet films. They are really good
Generally, modern russian films are films with cool concepts but bad, terrible excecution: terrible writting, terrible cinematography (IMO), not a glimpse of characters being an actual character. Even cartboard characters from different media feel like an ocean next to russian character-puddle. Russian producers/script writes/directors, like, have a cool idea, but don't understand how to or willing to develop/execute them. Somehow costumes can be neat.
And of course, as a true traditional conservative country we are, our films are PATRIOTIC with lots and lots of TRADITIONAL VALUES. That's why most of the heroes of modern russian kino are egoistical idiots. I hate it, but my mother loves going cinema and sometimes makes me go with her.
One of such idiots were from "Holop 2" ("Peasant/Slave" - Холоп), sequal of "Holop". I haven't seen the first film but oh well. The story in a few words: the main character (Natalya i think?) is a spoiled rich brat who is being gaslighted that she was brought back in time to 1812 (she of course believes). Why she is being gaslighted? Well, to make her learn being a better person why showing what real work is like or something along the lines of that. And to make her redeem herself, learn her lessons, they (people who are gaslighting her) are acting up that she must sacrifice herself in the fight against Napolean. Like a TRUE PATRIOT for her MOTHER, FRIENDS AND THE MOTHERLAND. She of course doesn't do it at first because she likes France and wouldn't mind potentially changing the course of history
Oh and they've also, like disney, remade a live action of an old cartoon. It was a funny musical cartoon about love and comradary. In film they've putted a rap song there, added a few new song which stick out as a sore thumb compared to old songs, and the main sad song about love was sung during MAIN CHARACTERS WERE BURNING ALIVE IN THE NAILED WAGON
So yeah it's bad
What happend to the great soviet era filmakers are they all dead?
As a bulgarian, I can confirm that it is the same situation here. The movies from the soviet times are golden, but the modern ones are not.
@donaldhysa4836 Creativity, Innovation and any sense of real, human interactive experience died with the Soviets ig
@@thespiritofhoxhawell4413 Why? Yeltsin was that bad?
If you look beyond the mainstream slop, good movies are still being made
4:37 Armenia mentioned 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🗣️🗣️🗣️
What are the chances of finding an earth bender in Armenia?
Dang, I remember seeing the trailer for this movie so long ago and I thought it was an adaptation of Marvel's Winter Guard 😂
That movie has been massively ridiculed at home even before the release, the director's is infamous for his garbage movies and no one actually expected him to release anything worthy - all his filmography feels either like money laundering operation or vanity projects (or both). To be fair, there are couple watchable movies of his, but Guardians are not one of them.
You have a werebear welding a mini gun. What more do you want from a movie?
Lame as fuck is just a bear
You already know this video is a banger when someone comments before its posted
Wdym?
A Russian UA-camr even tear it to pieces as he reviewed not just the movie, but the other media like the tie in comic and even the website that provide the lore.
He also questioned why the movie need constant editing out and redubbing the lines.
4:14
They got the
*INVINCIBLE*
*BLOOD SPLATTER*
intro
*USA: WE HAVE THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE*
RUSSIA: *WE HAVE THE AVENGERS AT HOME....*
glad you're doing alright, super well done video!
Sarik also threatened us with creating League of Extraordinary Gentlmen-type movie with the bunch of Alexander Beliayev's (popular Soviet sicence fiction writer) characters - I'm so glad it never came to be.
I remember how thrilled I was to finally see some non western superhero movie as this came out. Had watched the trailer at a convention, and it looked good, so I started it. And then came the dialogue... Oh god the dialogue...
I remember the trailer of this movie waaaaaaaay back when foreign movie trailers were popular in the algorythm lol glad i somehow found it back
"It made less money than morbius"
damn. Pretty bad but understandable
"In france alone"
**proceeds to spit my drink in laughter😂😂**
**realise it still makes sense while writing coment😐😑😑😐**
This feels like a movie Mystery Science Theater 3K would riff on.
Thought this was gonna be a video on the Winter Guard lmao
Hope this is not the last video from yours, keep up making cool stuff
Flor: This video was brought to you by...
Me: Oh wow, I haven't watched Flor in so long. He sounds older now
Flor: *COCK*
Me: Nevermind, he hasn't changed at all
I remember seeing the first teaser trailer for it and thinking "this looks pretty dope, a soviet-esque, dark superhero movie"... And then I saw the actual trailers realizing that the first teaser had fuck all to do with the actual movie. Props to whom ever made that one, that 1:30 min was better than the entire movie.
shit I made the suit and back facing Doge templates around 2020 - 2021 its surreal to see them in videos
Today's is prighozhins anniversary 🥳
3:38 This aged well.
khan is legit so cool tho, fr
American propaganda: Oh Marvel it's a pillar of modern media culture!
Russian propaganda: SO BAD SO ABSURD THEY BAD
Baby wake up, new Flor Geneva video just dropped :D
I do not wake up
LMAO I saw that film in theaters when it came out and I don't live in Russia. Thanks for reminding me of this film.
These movies feel like they were made by someone with zero passion for filmmaking
This isnt avengers at the comie block, this is the red guard at the abandoned shack in vorkuta.
Bear guy transforms in a bear a rips all his clothes, turns back into a human and still had his pants on....
THEY HAD THE MONEY TO DUB THIS INTO ENGLISH, EVEN WITH THE TITLE VISUALS TRANSLATED???
as a Russian, this video game me flashbacks to when in that time all Russian youtubers did videos about this movie.
Also 16:04 WHAT RUSSIAN MOVIE IS THAT? How the hell does something like that even happen.
USSR and Germany where actually on good terms for a bit before the war, including the non aggression pact to carve up Poland.
It's possible Russia could have been invited to the tripartite pact, but Stalin kept land grabbing from Germany's allies.
If course, this is total hypocrisy from both factions ideologies, but authoritarians being hypocrites is like water being wet.
I got this from Redbox YEARS ago! The ballet/circus scene was underwhelming, but the bear with the machine gun made it worthwhile! 😂❤
every time I watch videos like this I feel sick. I think about how people from other countries, after watching movies like this, actually start to think that in Russia everyone drinks only vodka, walks around with a Kalashnikov and a tame bear. almost all cinema in Russia is sponsored by the state, and if an order comes from above to make a "Russian answer to Marvel", then filmmakers have to do it. however, this is not the only problem with this film. if you watch all the works of Sarik Andreasyan, the director of the film (by the way, you can watch an analysis of his films on the Chuck Review UA-cam channel), you will understand that he is simply a bad director, he would have been fired by any film company. however, in Russia there is simply a shortage of directors, and no matter how bad the films of this person are, and many others, they will remain in the film industry. if you want to see a good Russian film, then I advise you to watch Major Grom, not sponsored by the state, by the way. I wish everyone to watch more good films and less bad ones. sorry for the google translator
"This video was brought to you by COCK!"
Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
To be fair, if the russian government paid me millions to make a movie, i too would put most of it in an off-shore bank and half ass the movie.
That 3rd impact moment dude!
Love the classic free UA-cam mp3 music with a blue screen and white text.
Неужто кто-то вспомнил про этот "шедевр"
Yoooo this is so sick!!! Also Do you you think the next movie will also preform worse than morbius?
Also also, I really like your avatar!
Lernik is just "my power is rock"
A Super Russian hero movie, say cocainum and throw the wooden leg for good measure.😂
That Russian soyjak in the thumbnail is utterly amazing
Deadpool 2 is an incredible movie.
this is genuinely one of the funniest videos' i've ever seen.
11:27 it sounds like the actor accidentally used a bilabial frivative instead of a plosive, this is a fairly common sound change
oh when i say that this is a fairly common sound change i dont mean that person consistently does it just that cross linguisticly plosives changing into fricatives is fairly common
Glad to know that I am not the only one to remember of this film. For some reason the second largest media (Mediaset) in my country (Italy) though that dubbing it in Italian and hiring it on their main channel would be a good idea.
Ayyye, the legend returns!
This is the first time I'm hearing of this movie. I feel like it could have been a really cool but the person who had the vision for it didn't have the skill to execute it. Guys, if you have a team of writers helping you with your project, hear them out.😂
Edit: after seeing the section of your video where you talk about everything outside of the movie. As well as seeing the bit where he has a new project about a cartoon.. holy s*** he's still getting work their culture is so cooked.
first yt vid to make me laugh in ages bro shit isnt funny like this anymore, love the vid :))
Good to see you’re doing good brother
They didn't care about the writing, they're just show us they can make a super power movie
Bro. Havent you seen Major Grom?
I know about this movie from Corridor. I must say, had a great time watching this film, absolutely love it!
Lol, the main villain looks like a less melted version of Sloth from The Goonies.
Only looks slightly less melted than Emil from the first robocop movie.
Very well done, you have improved a lot in terms of script and direction ^^
I'll keep it short. Great montage and video overall. Thanks for all the efforts!
Защитники Сарика?! Ахах, да, было дело. Не обсмеял их только ленивый.
The agent lady looks like the same one from Regular Show LOL
Post-Soviet Russian cinema and TV is all either extremely shitty movies, political propaganda, barely watchable mockbusters of foreign movies and shows that somehow make it to theatres and TV airings or all of that in one packaging. I'm not exactly sure why anyone expects quality content to come out of that country.
Yo great video! That was sure a trip down memory lane, I even forgot that movie existed
this is excellent
I seen this movie right outta jail while I was in rehab…spoiler alert: thanks to the end of the movie we coined the phrase “Full Bear Mode” when the dude dude turned 100% bear…
"Uh-suh."
-Jaden Smith
You should watch major grom, its Russian superhero film which is actually based on russian comics with big universe
I wouldn't exactly call it a superhero movie though, more like a detective thriller with some superhero elements added in
Ah if only we could've had a Soviet made avengers superhero movie instead
3:32 it does make sense it's called Technopathy like Telepathy but with machines look it up
I was really confused about why this wasn't a Marvel movie made in Russia, and was wondering when Omega Red was showing up.
At least in Russia itself, the film failed and was fucked up by our critics on UA-cam, and now we have a more successful franchise which is an adaptation of the comic book "Major Thunder"
What the fuck was that random shade at deadpool 2? It was a commercial success and was among top 10 highest grossing films of 2018. It's especially notable when it was r rated film and r rated films usually don't make the cut.
It's decent but also rather forgettable compared to the 1st one. The plot is much weaker, the new characters are not that interesting or fleshed out (except maybe Cable), and the jokes aren't as funny as the 1st
Listen....im not a Z-Tard or anything...but i would totally watch this if it wasnt so badly written...im serious, the earth bending and the main villain go hard as fuck
Funny thing is there is a russian version of the avengers in the comics called the winter guard
Closest thing ive seen to a man bear pig
Ok but the super speed blade dude is so fucking cool
3:52 when marichka sees a russian soldier unzip his pants
Ha! I remember staying the weekend at my buddies cabin in PA late 2019, our friend group got baked af and we watched this😂😂😂😂
So from my understanding feel free to correct me if I misheard something here, but if the main villan is some sort of science experiment and he can only really do his electricity manipulation ability with that tech he's got embedded in him. Why would they not create a failsafe incase he goes hostile?
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Wrestling babies is easy. Toddlers, that's where the real challenge is.😂🎉
Truly one of the movies of all time
9:15 theres no way Ray Chase said yes to this💀💀💀
Oh man the beginning is just magical
"I will be executed for my crimes at dawn" 😂
Yo man, It's me Puff.
Good to see the new vid!
Russia back in the day had Tchaikovsky, now Russia has Z and Guardians. keeping up those hits
Russia now has gay furry Naruto fanfiction.
Your go west
Флор привет, помню как-то в твиттере пересекались ещё 3-4 года назад. Крутой видик, не верится что на это ушло 3 года
Glad to see you alive and well lad
Well worth the wait, holy shit dude!
I LOVE youtubers going "hey guys heres a shitty movie you've never heard of, lemme talk about it for a bit."
It's one of my favorite kinds of UA-cam videos and I'm looking forward to whatever you make next
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