I Had an Oopsie in College

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    In an attempt to make you feel better during a pandemic, I will share an embarrassing part of my life. A child pooping in his/her pants is normal. A more adult like college student (me)... not so much. enjoy.
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  • @TasedIt
    @TasedIt 3 роки тому +784

    Respect that he still went thru the whole day at school

    • @InGreatPainIAm
      @InGreatPainIAm 3 роки тому +22

      I would have shoved my hand into my throat and vomitted until i could go home

    • @backyardgrow5499
      @backyardgrow5499 3 роки тому +18

      Bruh I whould have gone home faster that sonic

    • @thepizza2472
      @thepizza2472 3 роки тому +5

      Ya I would hav just left

    • @1nsert_name
      @1nsert_name 3 роки тому +6

      I wouldve just curled up and died

    • @fquinones02
      @fquinones02 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @FBCaj
    @FBCaj 3 роки тому +916

    Imagine how bad the poop smelled, especially since he's tofu.

  • @CitrusFruitz1
    @CitrusFruitz1 3 роки тому +110

    The courage this man has to talk about an "oopsie" that he had in college.

  • @Winshard
    @Winshard 3 роки тому +681

    This is why we need emergency pocket toilets!

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 3 роки тому +945

    I like how nobody’s talking about how he calls a Salamence a car.

    • @pinkwooper5129
      @pinkwooper5129 3 роки тому +19

      Wait u don’t have one?

    • @plantimations1232
      @plantimations1232 3 роки тому +23

      I do have one, but I like my metagross more

    • @Henry-dg5gm
      @Henry-dg5gm 3 роки тому +11

      I use a my charzard

    • @ThatOnecyberRat
      @ThatOnecyberRat 3 роки тому +8

      Amateurs I have a lunala .............?.......... with motion controls. "dun dun dun"

    • @theherbst4851
      @theherbst4851 3 роки тому +9

      I have the flying danger noodle, rayquaza

  • @danikaleuenberger6634
    @danikaleuenberger6634 3 роки тому +385

    You say you've never felt so self-conscious before...then I have to tell you that you have never experienced wearing a pad and praying no one can see it through your pants...

    • @anaboveaveragerat4216
      @anaboveaveragerat4216 3 роки тому +4

      17 comment could be 2 comments, 4 replies on 1 of the 11 on the other

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 3 роки тому +30

      how many times do i have to explain this... views on UA-cam videos are only counted when you watch the whole video. most people (such as myself) like the video before even watching the whole video because they support the creator. it is indeed, possible to have more likes then views.

    • @danikaleuenberger6634
      @danikaleuenberger6634 3 роки тому +2

      @@bin6549 yes sorry I understand that I only said it for a laugh...

    • @Gr95dc
      @Gr95dc 3 роки тому +2

      @@danikaleuenberger6634 it was a reply for someone else

    • @TheGizmoSystem
      @TheGizmoSystem 3 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @reubensanjay8492
    @reubensanjay8492 3 роки тому +88

    UA-cam's getting real comfy with these double ads

    • @blurr8138
      @blurr8138 3 роки тому +3

      too comfy 😩

    • @LimsTheMan
      @LimsTheMan 3 роки тому +1

      There so damn annoying!

    • @tortillachips0
      @tortillachips0 3 роки тому +3

      That is why kids, the all mighty Adblock saves your life

    • @leiacreates2264
      @leiacreates2264 3 роки тому +1

      :O OMGGGGG
      What’s that

    • @tangy_tangerines
      @tangy_tangerines 3 роки тому +1

      @@tortillachips0 thank you.. for this great wisdom

  • @andrewwang8021
    @andrewwang8021 2 роки тому +35

    To continue the mutual exchange of stories, I do recall a similar incident as an adult where I misinterpreted something much more serious as a simple urge to fart.

  • @coffeecat7368
    @coffeecat7368 3 роки тому +590

    My oopsie in college is deciding to be a Creative Writing major.
    Edit: thank you for the likes for my silly comment. Have a good day. :D

  • @syco9154
    @syco9154 3 роки тому +384

    "I got up, i drove to school"
    Problems:
    -not brushing teeth
    -not showering
    -no homework
    -no cereal
    And most importantly... You didnt use the bathroom

    • @theultimatesimp792
      @theultimatesimp792 3 роки тому +5

      I Would Like
      Then i Saw Your Profile Picture

    • @brah9961
      @brah9961 3 роки тому +7

      That’s college for ya ٩( ᐛ )و

    • @---Iloveyou---
      @---Iloveyou--- 3 роки тому +2

      @@theultimatesimp792 oW No aNimE

    • @ulterna
      @ulterna 3 роки тому +2

      @@theultimatesimp792 what's wrong with his pfp? U gonna comment about my pfp too? :/

    • @bluepeppermint3790
      @bluepeppermint3790 3 роки тому

      I appreciate the people who have enough discipline to wake up early and shower or have breakfast in the morning but I sure as hell don't. My depressed ass could never

  • @locolobo2849
    @locolobo2849 3 роки тому +23

    He told the whole world this embarrassing story, respectable

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 3 роки тому +95

    You had an oopsie in college?
    Well, my oopsie WAS college!
    Also, who cares about covering the toilet seat?!
    Just wipe it off!

    • @YoungYongTales
      @YoungYongTales  3 роки тому +41

      Ew...but time effective

    • @brittlebonesrexy4842
      @brittlebonesrexy4842 3 роки тому +5

      @@YoungYongTales y'all clean the toilet seat? (joke, partly, I barely even have to-)

    • @thebig69gamer70
      @thebig69gamer70 3 роки тому +5

      Bruh everytime I take a piss there is ALWAYS water on the toilet

    • @Herowebcomics
      @Herowebcomics 3 роки тому

      @@thebig69gamer70 And wiping off the seat should be no problem.

    • @thebig69gamer70
      @thebig69gamer70 3 роки тому +1

      @@Herowebcomics yea but I dont notice it half the time then my ass gets soggy
      And I also hate it when you take a poop and the toilet water goes up your ass

  • @michaelgeorge2217
    @michaelgeorge2217 3 роки тому +867

    SPOILER WARNING
    Me before: wait did he oopsie himself.
    Me after the first story: oh wait he just NEARLY oopsied himself.
    Me at the end: oh... nevermind.

  • @niobearbuckle
    @niobearbuckle 3 роки тому +181

    Me: Casually goes on UA-cam
    Also me: HOLY FRICK YOUNG YONG TALES UPLOADED!!!!

  • @sarahireland2619
    @sarahireland2619 3 роки тому +58

    Ahem, that's the closest to the anxiety girls have on their period we're like *plssssss tell me there's no blood on my jeans*

    • @frogs_goribbit8481
      @frogs_goribbit8481 3 роки тому +2

      So true

    • @susannalin7145
      @susannalin7145 3 роки тому +2

      *very true*
      its annoying

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea 2 роки тому

      Oh yeah, especially if you've had few experiences like that...

    • @alexislennon4973
      @alexislennon4973 Рік тому

      That's why I always have a sweater in my backpack no matter if it's the time of the month or not
      If my friend needs it because of an blood accident they can take it and return it to me the next day
      OR
      Some classrooms and FREEZING and even in June it requires a sweater
      It's just nice to have 😅

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 Місяць тому

      So true! I always carry pads and Advil with me in my mini backpack. Because I never know when it could happen. At my house, in a store, at a food place and etc etc.. So it’s good to be prepared in case

  • @willz8092
    @willz8092 2 роки тому +6

    "Better Go To The Toilet Now Or You May Regret It!"
    Wow, Speechless. Such Beautiful And True Words.

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 Місяць тому

      Those are wise words indeed. And those words will carry on with you before you leave to go anywhere. To remind you to use the bathroom

  • @Sodium-Chloride
    @Sodium-Chloride 3 роки тому +96

    i once ate rubber lightning mcqueen tires off of my brother’s toy lightning mcqueen car. my mom had to hide them so i wouldn’t eat them ;-;

    • @laserbeamnuke4405
      @laserbeamnuke4405 3 роки тому +4

      What you find on the UA-cam comments is weird. Just my type

    • @Kay_kars1
      @Kay_kars1 3 роки тому +5

      I swallowed a playmobile guy whole before almost died

    • @jazzhands8183
      @jazzhands8183 3 роки тому +1

      On purpose?

    • @hm9610
      @hm9610 3 роки тому

      @@Kay_kars1 you almost died is the worse part of that comment

    • @Kay_kars1
      @Kay_kars1 3 роки тому

      @@jazzhands8183 yes

  • @quackoverlord9473
    @quackoverlord9473 3 роки тому +54

    "I spot BTS" lmao I'd soil my britches for that opportunity

  • @p00tato44
    @p00tato44 3 роки тому +21

    this is exactly how having ur period feels like

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 Місяць тому

      True. Especially when you are trying to get to the bathroom in time quickly. So you won’t have any blood on your underwear and pants.

  • @SutsukiSensei
    @SutsukiSensei 2 роки тому +5

    I got diagnosed with Crohn's Disease about a year ago and the catalyst was when I woke up and made a complete (mostly contained) mess of myself all the way to the bathroom and just had to throw my underwear away, then had a meltdown on the phone with work to get somewhere that I could go to a clinic.

  • @yukokarma2927
    @yukokarma2927 3 роки тому +28

    "i spot bts" id be pissing my pants even if i didnt need to go to the toilet

  • @WrongboyArchived
    @WrongboyArchived 3 роки тому +116

    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are blue”
    “As long as chip suffers”
    “He gets a view”

  • @ughtae1214
    @ughtae1214 3 роки тому +6

    2:42 the last two is THE MOST IMPORTANT

  • @pandalord7606
    @pandalord7606 3 роки тому +8

    things that could go wrong at a public bathroom:
    "i spot BTS"
    its so true i wouldnt want to be taking a doodoo while my idols are taking a doodoo in the 7 stalls next to me

  • @reidanderson3524
    @reidanderson3524 3 роки тому +70

    I guess I’ll share an embarrassing story then.
    I remember one time when I was five I was walking through DC Mall, caring a burger, and I tripped. My face went through the burger and I got ketchup all over my face. There is a big indent on the burger, and I was very embarrassed.
    There. I said it. Now all of you need to type a story if you don’t want to betray him

    • @YoungYongTales
      @YoungYongTales  3 роки тому +27

      That was a good story, thanks for sharing! Haha. At least your face tasted like a burger

    • @reee9184
      @reee9184 2 роки тому +4

      Ketchup with face how will that taste

    • @grifster4102
      @grifster4102 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t have one

    • @leoTucan
      @leoTucan Рік тому

      E

  • @platiipusgaming6475
    @platiipusgaming6475 3 роки тому +33

    Me: Okay so just going to go in the car- okay we pulled out of the driveway
    My stomach: I'm going on strike

  • @GuestDoezstuff_yt
    @GuestDoezstuff_yt 3 роки тому +3

    5:12 the back guy has tofuu back bac

  • @serinawong3019
    @serinawong3019 3 роки тому +6

    a similar experience happened in boot camp but to someone else, they shared their story at the end of boot camp. Anyways, there's this test that you take that monitors your progress called PFA. There's one part that you have to run, your run is timed. During the initial PFA, the first test that isn't the score that really counts, she gets ready to run. Just like him, she forgot to use the head (bathroom name in the navy, don't ask, idk why it's called that). While she's running as fast as she can she gets that *urge* but of course you shouldn't run off the track otherwise it'll increase time so she keeps running. Eventually the mudslide explodes the gates and it happens. Now for the navy, if you're issued clothes you're not allowed to throw away anything without properly disposing. So she goes to the petty officer (one person in charge) and asks her if it would be acceptable for this one unfortunate moment to be able to throw away their skivvies (yes, for some reason we don't just call them underwear) the petty officer is taken aback by this but allows her to toss the soiled skivvies away. The end, rest in peace skivvies

  • @Purstaryom
    @Purstaryom 3 роки тому +159

    I’m having diarrhea send help

  • @grekoy
    @grekoy 3 роки тому +15

    My oopsie was almost attending college without housing. At the last minute I discovered I hadn't sent an application for housing. I needed housing on campus because the college is an hour and half from home. I manage to send an application hours before midnight and I had to used the post office overnight mail service.

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 3 роки тому +26

    I remember once, I was in class and a quiet girl walked up to the teacher and asked to go to the bathroom.
    Class had just began, so the teacher said no. She asked several more times and the teacher said no each time. Eventually, she sat down in her chair. Class went on, and she asked one last time. The teacher said no again.
    She flat up slammed her hand on his desk and said this:
    “How dare you. We are human and we can’t control when our bodies need to be relieved.
    I’m sorry that I couldn’t ask you before class, but you were speaking with another teacher. I am taking my bathroom break weather you like it or not because I tried to ask you multiple times before class, and you weren’t available. Thank you.”
    Then she walked out and every was like:
    😨
    The teacher always let kids go to the bathroom after that.

    • @thesaltycat9493
      @thesaltycat9493 3 роки тому +6

      Good for her. A teacher of mine (a couple years ago) told my class a similar story. Except, his involved a female student who was having time of the month problems. Apparently he was new to teaching, and had had kids skip class before, so he said no when she asked if she could go use the restroom. She got mad and sat down, and less than two minutes later stood up in front of the class and told him, "I'm sorry, but my period just started, and I need to go *now* ." (paraphrased). He has pretty much never made that mistake again. I don't blame him too much though because I think he was literally a month or so into teaching.

    • @breesmimms7925
      @breesmimms7925 3 роки тому

      U made a sa

    • @Sleepydollyyy
      @Sleepydollyyy 2 роки тому +2

      * Applause *

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 2 роки тому +2

      I had a Spanish teacher in Highschool that no one really liked much that wouldn't let students go to the bathroom. I had her class right at the end of the day. I don't remember what I had for lunch that day but I remembered that it decided to lay in wait through my history class and wait until the middle of my Spanish class. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I told her that if it was an emergency situation, she couldn't force me to hold it...either she let me go or I was taking her trash can to the corner of the room. She said I could go but she wasn't giving me a hall pass so if I got caught, she was basically going to deny letting me go.

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 Місяць тому

      I agree with the girl. You don’t have control of when you decide you need to go. Your body decides that. Or how long you can hold it in. When you gotta go. You gotta go. Luckily I had teachers and professors who will let me or anyone else. Go to the bathroom if needed. I try to use the bathroom before classes if my body decides that.

  • @somedude2468
    @somedude2468 3 роки тому +1

    Every time I do something stupid or embarrassing it would get added to the *“You’re gonna remember this every now and then and you can never get rid of it”* section of my brain. This is why I lack self confidence.

  • @j0b1z94
    @j0b1z94 3 роки тому +123

    Fun fact:
    You weren’t first

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 3 роки тому +10

      that one guy who was actually first: >:(

    • @nox.4433
      @nox.4433 3 роки тому +1

      Fun fact:
      I know.

    • @jazzhands8183
      @jazzhands8183 3 роки тому

      Fun fact: I don’t really care...

    • @jazzhands8183
      @jazzhands8183 3 роки тому

      Jared Sabatelli (loads bacon soup cannon)

    • @AquaticBlaze
      @AquaticBlaze 3 роки тому

      @Jared Sabatelli what does that have to do with this comment

  • @skydustshine773
    @skydustshine773 3 роки тому +5

    I was born with spina bifida and when I had surgery to correct it, it messed with my bladder so I can’t hold it for more then a few minutes. Over the years I’ve been able to train myself by thinking about something else or sitting a certain way. But it doesn’t always work. So I completely understand getting super self conscious about having accidents and trying not to let other people know about it. I always have an extra pair of pants and underwear in my school bag or in my boyfriends car just in case something happens.

  • @mattmorales1766
    @mattmorales1766 3 роки тому +3

    3:36 sounds funny "BUTT" the truth

  • @purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans
    @purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans 3 роки тому +5

    If it makes you feel any better, this has happened to me too. I now keep an extra pair of underwear in my backpack. I was walking into the college, desperately trying to make it to the bathroom. The difference is, I didn't make it to the bathroom before it leaked, I was nearly to the building.

  • @Smile-hh6yt
    @Smile-hh6yt 3 роки тому +14

    This happened twice for me in highschool. Glad you shared your story and it made me feel better.

    • @elitegamer7414
      @elitegamer7414 Рік тому +2

      I did this in grade 7 lol, he made me feel way better too

    • @Chandle848
      @Chandle848 11 місяців тому +1

      I did it at home thankfully so far mostly as a kid

    • @pauls4667
      @pauls4667 7 місяців тому

      Its totally OK, accidents happen.

  • @fossilco.artrelateddocumen331
    @fossilco.artrelateddocumen331 3 роки тому +12

    Him: I am the master of my own body!!
    Also him 5 seconds later: mission failed will get it next time

    • @mysticfox9718
      @mysticfox9718 Місяць тому

      The bladder will be harder to master because your bladder will decide when it’s time to use toilet 🚽

  • @ehatthe
    @ehatthe 3 роки тому +5

    I was crying because of personal reasons. So I decided to go on UA-cam (still crying) and I saw this video. I clicked on it (still crying but not as hard bc it’s young young tales) and only a few seconds in...my tears are dried :)

  • @jenniferlam7482
    @jenniferlam7482 3 роки тому +2

    The ad for Nord VPN at the end was very cleverly done...it was genuinely informative and entertaining. I think that's the only sponsored ad that I watched through the entire way and enjoyed every second of it.

    • @YoungYongTales
      @YoungYongTales  3 роки тому

      Aw thank you very much!

    • @davis0155
      @davis0155 2 роки тому

      You don’t need to set up the toilet thing you can do is sit down on doing this through your stuff that’s what you could’ve done I’m giving you some advice that’s all I have to say !

  • @cynniethia
    @cynniethia 3 роки тому +6

    I’m intrigued

  • @clarkharris6635
    @clarkharris6635 3 роки тому +7

    This story is an emotional rollercoaster.

  • @blackcatpoe4716
    @blackcatpoe4716 3 роки тому +9

    I did happen to pee myself when I had my first sleepover with friends at 16.(I've discovered this when I woke up the next morning). Too be fair, it was creepy as hell that night with the friend I was spending the night with doing satanic rituals or something. I have no idea.

  • @AidenAmogus
    @AidenAmogus 3 роки тому +2

    5:26 not insane it happen to me in class

  • @whispering_raine
    @whispering_raine 3 роки тому +128

    Fun fact: u haven't watched the whole video yet bc it's not possible

  • @emilyross50
    @emilyross50 3 роки тому +7

    This is great.

  • @astronaughtonarton9059
    @astronaughtonarton9059 3 роки тому +1

    Young hugs for you mate i love your videos keep going 👍

  • @Chicken_Masala
    @Chicken_Masala 3 роки тому +4

    0:13 Noo its off by one percent

  • @flyingacecat7307
    @flyingacecat7307 3 роки тому +3

    1:17 them ppl be looking sus

  • @benkaczmar
    @benkaczmar 2 роки тому +3

    I'm probably going to always keep a spare set of clothes in my car just in case there's rain, I get dirty, or some emergency.

  • @yoyodraws8931
    @yoyodraws8931 3 роки тому

    I love your videos every time I feel sad you cheer me up

  • @dabbinnoob1794
    @dabbinnoob1794 2 роки тому +2

    this is why young yong tales is so good, he gives us morals

  • @Alice_Bedlam
    @Alice_Bedlam 3 роки тому +3

    0:25 feeling down, but not because of the pandemic because of something even more horrifying:
    My second day of high school.

  • @Niznosleep
    @Niznosleep 3 роки тому +6

    My father once shit his pants and he blamed it on me .
    I was 5 but it still hurt .

    • @draconsylvester7682
      @draconsylvester7682 3 роки тому +2

      nizumifangs so he basically said you manage to shit his pants while he is wearing them 🧐🤦‍♀️😂

    • @londonmason6129
      @londonmason6129 3 роки тому +2

      Lol 10 out of 10 logic

    • @leafeoninc.5213
      @leafeoninc.5213 3 роки тому

      I-I feel so sorry for you...

  • @xandershaw8433
    @xandershaw8433 2 роки тому

    Love your vids keep it up 👍

  • @jasozilux3791
    @jasozilux3791 3 роки тому +3

    Literally had to go while watching this. Coffee is the laxatives of the Gods.

  • @percmc4917
    @percmc4917 3 роки тому +3

    2:44 not gonna lie at first I thought that was a young yong sandwich. 🤣
    Btw that would taste so good ( I’m not a cannibal)

  • @jonaslong637
    @jonaslong637 3 роки тому +1

    This is life we make shameful things and tell them too the world you truly are a inspiration 👍

  • @saucymanatee
    @saucymanatee 2 роки тому +1

    young yong, your video's make me smle, right when i played this video, i started smiling!

  • @sapphirejoseph4880
    @sapphirejoseph4880 3 роки тому +9

    Omg this was a minute ago dang it

  • @animaytions7607
    @animaytions7607 3 роки тому +7

    The 19 people that disliked made an oopsie

  • @johnhenryivgabriel3476
    @johnhenryivgabriel3476 2 роки тому

    Hahaha!!! So cute!!! I really enjoy your videos.. very entertaining 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robloxianguy9419
    @robloxianguy9419 2 роки тому +1

    0:52
    car accident? lol you need the 999999999.99$ smart pants for those to help

  • @frostyfrostwings
    @frostyfrostwings 3 роки тому +16

    Yessss! A new vid!
    At least this isn't a first comment...

  • @lyrano
    @lyrano 3 роки тому +5

    "i spot BTS"
    HEY BRING ME WITH U

  • @Ghostly_writer
    @Ghostly_writer 3 роки тому +2

    3:53 ya know... Walking also does make it go faster. (I haven't had an accident that makes me know this butt someone told me that walking helps the intestine bc of where its placed)

  • @daisyrivera9565
    @daisyrivera9565 2 роки тому

    2:01 I like how he got Pokemon involved

  • @PranavBoi8
    @PranavBoi8 3 роки тому +3

    Make a pokemon gameplay video please (heart gold or soul silver nuzlock).

  • @albertdang7147
    @albertdang7147 3 роки тому +5

    me: *Listening to an epic orchestra version of Bloody Stream (JoJo op 2 )*
    also me: *Pressed notifications and sees title of video* OH GOD PLEASE NO PLEASE NO

  • @beastquit_short
    @beastquit_short 3 роки тому

    Yay new video 😍

  • @Jamie-fw3kz
    @Jamie-fw3kz 3 роки тому +1

    Yeah this happens to me at that time of the month. EVERY TIME! I just always forget to check. 😅

  • @twoxle370
    @twoxle370 3 роки тому +16

    i like how no one here has watched the full video

    • @pototidot5451
      @pototidot5451 3 роки тому

      What about people who watch on x3 speed

    • @enderpsr1
      @enderpsr1 3 роки тому

      ye

    • @nevreiha
      @nevreiha 3 роки тому

      I tried to skip and see what happens but I just got a nord vpn sponsor

    • @printulchirtes5665
      @printulchirtes5665 3 роки тому

      now not really

  • @andrewbrazzale553
    @andrewbrazzale553 3 роки тому +3

    me: I have nothing to watch
    also me: YES young yong tales uploaded a VID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bloodwolfgaming9269
    @bloodwolfgaming9269 2 роки тому +1

    For some reason, this makes me think of the time I had to improvise a trashcan into a toilet once while at work.
    For background, I work in security. Most of my nights consist of me sitting alone in a small single room shack that's roughly 10ft x 10ft (maybe up to 12ft x 12ft) while staring at a computer screen for 8 hours while waiting for semi-trucks or contractors working on site to leave out the exit gate so I can log them out the system. My little shack has a mini-fridge, a high powered microwave, a AC/heating unit mounted in the wall....but no bathroom. The closest bathroom is in another building that is between a 3-5 minute walk away. In order for me to be able to go to the bathroom (since I work my post alone) I have to radio to the guard house at the main entrance gate on the opposite side of the property, wait for one of the two guards up front to come back to watch my post, then walk outside to the closest building to then be able to go to the bathroom. Because the guards up front could be so unreliable, I just got in the habit of having an empty gatorade bottle on standby in the event if I had to take a leak because it was much easier and faster to use a bottle over waiting for someone up front to take possibly 10-15 minutes at the minimum to come back and relieve me.
    The bottle only really helps if I gotta go #1.....not #2. In those instances, I just have to call up front and wait for someone to come back. But one day....I didn't have that luxury. Before leaving for work (I normally work 3pm-11pm with an 45min drive to/from home to work) I ate a bit of a late lunch that ended up being a bit off and ended up giving me a mild case of food poisoning. I felt fine when I got to work. I was about an hour into my shift when I got up to check a truck out. Still feeling fine but in the 30 seconds it took me to check the truck out, my body went from "You're fine." to "You need to use the bathroom as of yesterday. It's about to happen with or without you and there's nothing you can do to stop it." I knew there was no way I was going to make it to the bathroom in time let alone wait for someone to come back and relieve me. I basically had just enough time to put a few extra trash bags in my trash can to give it some extra lining before letting loose. I basically had to squat/straddle this trashcan for like 10-15 minutes and pray that no others trucks decide to leave out at that time. It wasn't a very good time for the first half of my shift that day, but I was already laughing about it by the second half.

  • @idbaiaabdallah9813
    @idbaiaabdallah9813 Рік тому

    That is soooo funny man!😂😂😁

  • @Nuhuh8008
    @Nuhuh8008 3 роки тому +21

    People: praying to God that they lived 6 months god: you guys are still alive

  • @Miranda-ru7fj
    @Miranda-ru7fj 3 роки тому +4

    What a face 4:09

  • @sushicat5761
    @sushicat5761 3 роки тому +2

    Kudos to you, if this happened to me I would take this to the grave. I ain't gonna be telling NOBODY! So, good for you lol.

  • @dumbpickle3576
    @dumbpickle3576 3 роки тому +1

    He deserves more subs

  • @backyardgrow5499
    @backyardgrow5499 3 роки тому +3

    2:53 so you did not shower....

  • @krill1387
    @krill1387 3 роки тому +5

    mm yes another sponsor by nordvpn

  • @discoveryinanutshell
    @discoveryinanutshell 2 роки тому

    The greatest animator on youtubeee

  • @LilAbum742
    @LilAbum742 2 місяці тому

    I went to college with a guy who is medically incontinent and I have to admit I was in total awe of him as he didn't care what anyone thought of it and they said he stunk but I wasn't bothered about it whatsoever 😊

  • @yixu8479
    @yixu8479 3 роки тому +19

    Not first :D

  • @Joe_Megh
    @Joe_Megh 3 роки тому +6

    564th... well a million people say first but only one says 564th
    It was funny in my head

    • @bushbladesnbows.2378
      @bushbladesnbows.2378 3 роки тому

      Yes that's right u are the only 564th. And it was kinda funny outside ur head to lol. Have a good day.

  • @danyabraun9472
    @danyabraun9472 3 роки тому +1

    I was going on a run, and half way through, i realized I HAD TO GO! But, i was 2 miles from my house. I walked/ran/shuffed as fast as i could back to my house. I seriously considered just dropping my drawers by the side of the road (i live in the country if that makes that idea ANY better) but i pushed on. I saw my house, and picked up the pace. I was almost there! I was gonna make it! But as i opened the door, i crapped my self. I was SOO close! It was just as i was opening the freaking door!
    And the worst part is, this escapade happened this year. 2020. I wasnt 5 years old , i wasnt sick, i just failed as a grown human.😣

  • @JayAshBranAudioScripts
    @JayAshBranAudioScripts 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve almost had one of these accidents at work. I knew I wasn’t going to make it. Thankfully I worked at a warehouse and there were a shit ton of trucks. I hid behind them and did my number one business. Never got caught

  • @Sir_Stick
    @Sir_Stick 3 роки тому +5

    Alternate Title: for the first half of the video, some guy making a company look good for money, when in truth, he barely uses it.

  • @charliedempsey2623
    @charliedempsey2623 3 роки тому +3

    The ultimate anime
    Young Young vs the vegan teacher

  • @mimilove1859
    @mimilove1859 2 роки тому

    you made this on my birthday nice!!!

  • @angelicdevil7191
    @angelicdevil7191 3 роки тому +1

    The little detail at the start that the microphone protector thingy is kind of transparent is really nice :)

  • @alejandraagarrado2942
    @alejandraagarrado2942 3 роки тому +19

    Hmmm, yes no views and 47 likes. Makes sense

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 3 роки тому +1

      how many times do i have to explain this... views on UA-cam videos are only counted when you watch the whole video. most people (such as myself) like the video before even watching the whole video because they support the creator. it is indeed, possible to have more likes then views.

    • @zinedine.7980
      @zinedine.7980 3 роки тому +2

      Lillybug no you have to watch like 30 seconds for it to count

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 3 роки тому

      @@zinedine.7980 same general idea

    • @zinedine.7980
      @zinedine.7980 3 роки тому

      @@bin6549 yea

  • @milms3956
    @milms3956 3 роки тому +4

    I clicked on the notification on accident ;-;

  • @maverickckj
    @maverickckj 2 роки тому +1

    Respect that he shared an embarrassing moment to 800k people

  • @boxboxer4183
    @boxboxer4183 3 роки тому

    3:29 love that face

  • @Alv1nP
    @Alv1nP 3 роки тому +4

    Me: *looking at 68 ÷ off A 2 year subscription + 1 Free Month
    ...
    Me: *Thinking ... Why is it NOT 69 ÷ OFF 👌
    PS: Love you vid.

    • @doggobind
      @doggobind 3 роки тому +2

      *% not ÷

    • @Alv1nP
      @Alv1nP 3 роки тому

      @@doggobind I know i was on mobil, so i could not find it

  • @zackqery5723
    @zackqery5723 3 роки тому +3

    Hey

  • @samboijk
    @samboijk 3 роки тому

    The Most wholesome storytime animator owo

  • @dawnjones8639
    @dawnjones8639 Рік тому +1

    I CRIED during this video cuz I laughed assess look look look ok hard

  • @mysteriousbobacutie8948
    @mysteriousbobacutie8948 3 роки тому +4

    I Am Not First I Am Not Last But Oh My,
    Don’t I Click Fast