TOP 250 BEST SHREDDING MOMENTS | SATISFYING ASMR COMPILATION
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- In this compilation video you can see the Top 250 best shredding moments from Gojzer! Crunchy and satisfying ASMR sounds, exciting things (slime, floral foam, antistress balls, orbeez, etc.) in the shredder! Hope you will enjoy this oddly satisfying video! Don't forget to subscribe!
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Which one was the best?
Me poland
Gojzer the table
The slime was the most satisfying
The computer
The wet foam
0:34 omg I thought that was his real hand
Edit: Holy cow I did not expect to get this many likes, thank you!
Me either
I mean it looked real
Me to
Ikr
Yes
2:22 every sound you make when you're trying to sneak through the house at night
AHA ME
That’s me when I’m trying to sneak down the stairs and get some B E A N S
The Fabulous Taco me and the boys at midnight going to get BEANS
Real nice boi
True i tried to grab a apple from the kitchen but my house be like Creeeeeeeeeeeeck
28:36 Mr stark we don't feel so good
Edit: I didn't expect so many replys 😂
Edit: credit to the original comment
I was looking for this comment
I always see this comment
Yes ya did sorry...
Aaaaaa ahahahahaahhahaha
0:51
19:33 the cries of distress and intense pain 😂😂
🤣😭
How is that funny bro
When I saw the fake hand I nearly had a heart attack...
When I saw a horror movie I *had* a heartattack
Me too
Same
That shredder can actually crush bone
Ur not the only one 😂😂
Teacher: where’s your homework?
Kid: My Dad Shredded my Homework
0:51
JRJTV HD r/youngpeopleyoutube
Dude he’s wasting paper and it’s killing trees
Clickie uh paper are killing trees?
Carl Johnson
Lol
Carl Johnson is they cut down trees to make paper :(
19:43 why does it sound like people screaming?? "noo, noo no" yikes
? okay cool. I see we like internet thuggin @Az
@Az Piss the fuck off.
XD Yea
@Az you don't have to be so rude take your hate somewhere else kid
Lol eveyone here is triggered at AZ ur the only mean ones being mean to him xD
Every single kid coming inside the school after a rainy day: 15:25
Wife: Honey can you chop up the lettuce for me
Gojzer: Sure
4:15
Lol…
i love your thumbnail to your channel, i thinks it's pretty funny
Takes out lettuce from bottom
The Pillow Mafia me
hate to break it to you bro but i think thats a cabbage
1:42 sounds like the sound when you collect coins in Temple Run LOL
It kinda does xD
OMG IT DOES
oml it actually does
Paris Karki BROOOOOOOO IT DOES😂😂😂
True
When your gun glitches out in a video game 10:05
😂👌
LMAO
gmod physics
Omg right🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD lol
1:40 I almost fainted at the sound that was beautiful
1:40 sounds like getting coins in temple run lmao
I hear it
WHØ KNØWS kind of
@@DonPolloiscool ??? I said lmao
Benny Duran boomer
Fearless MMOs No need to be rude you dickhead.
9:40 idk what they expected that to result in.
A clickbait
Ik
Dora Winifred Read is that u?
Ебать дурак я
Тут русские есть??
19:27 there must of been an actual soul in that thing
10 ads
Exclucent ikr lol
😂😂😂
it was mine
Exclucent how to delete someone else’s comment
Do you know how many Starving Children in Australia could have eaten all that XD
10:24 who else thought their screen was frozen?🙋♂️
edit: wow thanks for all the likes!
Brandon D me
me
Meh
YEP mine froze
Nope
5:06 A Grampa In The Morning When He Cracks His Back.
🇧🇯🇦🇲🇧🇧🇧🇧🇦🇽🇦🇸🚫🛅🚾🚸🚬🚸🚬🎎🏷🎁🎎🎁🎗🎁🎎🎫🎎🕹🏸🃏🏸🏸🕹🏸🕹🕹🏸🀄🏸🎲♦🎮♦🎲🏸🏟🏝🏜🏕🏘🏘🏛🏘🏕🏘🏕🏘🏠🏕🏕🏠🏘🏘🏠
BORA Deveci what?
@@Pear_Griffin_Man buyur kardeş
@@GHOST-fz8wl Du bist dumm! :)
I'm wheezing I-
3:51 anyone else hear the roblox "OOF" sound or just me?
Allison omg me!!
Allison meeee
Allison oh yeah..
FUCKING ME AS FUCKIN FUCK
Allison lol me
19:32 it makes it even funnier than it already is because he’s screaming
I find that disturbing. Both the screams, *and that you think its funny*
@@behgaming1 yes
@@behgaming1 it's a toy
Who else is trying to go to sleep and remembered shredding videos from 2 years ago so came and watched them 😂💀
I did
Its 1:27 AM and I have school tomorrow 🙃
Me
Omg yes
Me 🤣
3:51 I can hear an “oof” in the background
a little bit
David Mayo same
Omg now I hear it tpo
When someone dies in roblox be like:
BlueLambdaYT Rude Smh.
0:33 1:51 time to get rid of the evidence of the murder
Oh my goodness,lol
@Fly cat minimovies ikr, lol your so funny!😂
Lol
0:00 cardboard 0:05 gummy bear 0:09 yarn 0:14 foil paper 0:27 skittles drink 0:30 soccer ball 0:34 hand 0:38 wood 0:47 phones 0:50 journal 0:55 matches 1:00 stretchy thing 1:13 popcorn 1:20 ball 1:22 plastic surprise 1:36 floral foam dry 1:41 plastic box 1:45 dice 1:48 blue ball 1:52 knife 1:56 printer 2:13 tv remote 2:17 balloon 2:22 brown box
People still watch these??
Of course I watch very couple months…
Nice
😢
023 0:22
1:41 that sounds amazing
SharpThunderStrike 40 It sounds like a flying saucer, Doesn't it?
Melissa Robinette yes
Most satisfying one ever
@SharpThunderStrike 40
sry if i hurt ur feelings but i actually hate that clip
Temple run vibes
1:36 The floral foam went in perfectly!
That one is my favorite
It got consumed...literally
Nana Banana that’s why it’s my favorite
It sounded so satisfying 😍
Same
19:38
*should I help him?*
**SCREAMS IN PAIN**
*nah, he’ll be fine*
**walks away** Me:LOLOLOLOL!
Edit:OMG dis is da most likes I’ve ever gotten! Thx so much!
Nayelli Moranchel, lol
i think your thumbnail is cute~
L.O.L
14:43 the shredder *REALLY* made sure that his death was long and painful
0:34 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL HAND FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS WTF
No but I enjoyed 1:41 the best 👍
i know it wasn't real
You just said the F word I'm gonna report you and you can't stop me 🙈
Phil Hall sorry but that didn’t actually say any bad word....
@@philhall4524 Are you seven years old? UA-cam isn't all kid friendly. Just go to UA-cam Kids.
Me too
A normal day.
Me: I guess I'll dri-
Grandma: no, I'll drive sweetie.
*Grandma Driving **9:35*
Bonso The Big Bone Boy haha
Lol
Omg
Damn, don't you hate it when you're driving and then a giant shredder shreds your car? Sucks man...
Bonso The Big Bone Boy brought me to an ad...
1:42 sounds like when you get coins on temple run.... lol im dead 😂😂😂
karter the giraffe you copied a post from 3 months ago, it’s not funny the second time
@@bzmister8092 i didnt see that.... i must have missed it.... sorry
If i like green and someone else likes green two its not copying
I thought I was the only person that played temple run and I agree :3
Me when I see a hydraulic press video 😮 me when I see a shredder video 😂
1:40 who else thought it sounded like temple run when you collect coins
YT_ Garrison ME!
YT_ Garrison true
Yes lol
Bro so ttu
Sounds just like it
Mom: cut the lettuce
Me: *throws it in the shredder*
4:14
it's a cabbage
Bentô-Otaku it doesn’t matter. 🙄
Lol
Lmao
Bentô-Otaku
Cabbage is good Ymm
3:50 when a girl touches my arm trying to walk past me.
Vorgabass oh god
Same
I was thinking more 12:54
Nah that's boys on December 1st
Vorgabass I didn’t know what that meant until I saw the toothpaste
“Wait! Mr Gojzer, wait! You forgot my homework!”
19:20 kids,This is how the dinosaurs really died.
ok...
Oof
@Playlists of the Best Games dino goes into the shredder...If they had a sheep mentality, all must have followed... tough death. I have prime, no ads, so I don't know, but maybe it comes right after (or before) the ad.
Lol
this isnt even creative or funny god i hate normies
11:58 shredder: mmmm that was so good
THE CEREAL but it’s rabbit poop ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bois in super low puberty: 5:55
Bois in low puberty: 12:55
Bois in middle puberty: 3:50
Bois in high puberty: 0:27
Bois in super high puberty: 8:40
Bois in super duper high puberty: 3:09
Wtf
bruh
3:50 too
estevao 1007 thats middle pubert
😂😂😂
This shredder video is so relaxing I just love it so much
3:03 how much middle school boys put on everyday
Ayyy army
Honestly yes
Is that why I have all my asthma attacks in ELA (I'm literally surrounded by boys, there is not one girl there to save me)
Madison Smith pRoBabLy 💀
I have coughing fits when I smell that and I'll be walking down the hall and out if nowhere I smell it. It sucks ass
2020:us throwing stuff in a shredder
4863: stuff throwing us in a shredder
Nina Wicks in Soviet Russia the toothpaste shreds you
Sadly, our species won’t make it to 4863.
Stretch Armstrong please don’t kill me AAAGAAHHHHG
me me ... because we will all be shedded by then 👏😂
Uh thats scary also thats probably when russia starts invading
0:34 JEZUS I WAS GETTING A HEART ATTACK!!
SAAAAMMEEE
Me too
Me to and my brother
SAME DUDE
I nearly jumped off my bed LOL
1:33 was too satisfying
8:18 well that is one way to sharpen pencils
LOL GOOD JOKE HAHA
good joke xdxdxd 🤣🔪😰 IWANNAKILLSOMEBODY
2:24 My brain when i’m studying.
Liam Pje same
Same
@@Anti_Nep експрес орарп в обох місцях враховані у працездатному у працездатному у регіоні Рона и в голове у них все хорошо с ней было не до конца года она была у меня на ууццц в 22:30
Same I can't even say jellybean
Same
19:09 I just wanna pray for that young innocent fish
Its poor face tho
What fish?
That's a ball...
Click bait
binford 8100 omg 😮so sad 😢
Can you shread my homework?
Did he... did he... did he just shred *his own silver play button?*
Edit: for those asking, 5:21
Yes
I literally *sighs* wait *sighs again* my jaw DROPPED ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH
Its not real look
Ok now I'm pissed at this man why would he do that to a play button!!
Yeeeeeees
4:14
The lettuce: my happiness
The shredder: school
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MELON FOR A SEC XD
I can relate
This is the kind of comment where everyone kinda just agrees with each other.
Yep...
%100 true. Although, for me, it's high school that takes away my happiness.
0:35 really gotta hand it to you for that one.
This is also the most amount of likes I’ve gotten on a comment. I’m glad everyone can take the HANDful of puns we’ve got here
Dude that’s like a joke.
👌
🤣
Good one!
Yikes
This is probably the only type of ASMR I do and will ever like.
3:02 The Boys locker room be like:
3:39 When you've hit rock bottom:
Why? I dont understand
3:50
@@alltimelow9184 Bro, axe spray
All Time Low I’m guessing you’re not in High School or Middle School.
3:51 when boys get back from school
2:50 Shrek is very displeased
Lol
Ogres are like onions
@@redpikmin017 Onions have layers.
@@skiies4605 ogres have layers
@@redpikmin017 *LAYERS*
Mom:what happened to your phone
Me:i don't know I guess I need a new one
1:33
Such a waste 😦
@@jasontaheeba-maghrabi1710 true
Wow! Shredders can eat anything! By the way, I think the giant t gummy bear was the best
I of course got a damn temu ad
10:05 when u in the middle of a game of call of duty and u start lagging
More like when he/she crushs a laptop or Xbox controller
Itsadam254 lol
0:26 Boys when No Nut November ends.
Freckles McGee or no semen September
3:08 or this
@Cherry Dime and 12:55
@@javhonnbrown6625 or 5:55
@@marchwhitlock6455 or 8:40
1:41 I love it
That beautiful sound.
I love 29:32
@@ynxlozze9958 beautiful
Just when I hit this comment it happened
*REALLY?*
19:27 i love this 🤣
3:50 when the head too good
No. Notnon my christian server mr.
Lmfao
No. Nut
AYAYAYAYAYAY CALM DOWN
@@urmumgay1728christianity: **becoming weird**
24:31
*WTF is wrong with that Pepsi, I know it’s frozen but still.*
It looks like cat food 🤮
Es nitrogeno
I KNOW. ITS LOOKS MY CATS FOOD
Read Pepsi upside down
*PEPSI*
up side down resualts- IS DEAD
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DRINK PEPSI PEOPLE!! 😂😂
Artsy Elly YA
12:54 when there 5 minutes left to live
Devin Thompson JIZZZZZZ
🍌💦
Devin Thompson I DONT GET IT
@@shelbylittle7845 well, your not perverted enough to understand this.
0:27
These are the kind of videos you would watch at 3 am lol
Me: Hey so when are you going to give me my drone back?
My friend: Oh very soon.
My friend at his house: 2:53
Ahahahahha
05:05 He tried to fight back...
Bruno Ludere he wasnt enough
R.I.P. AJ Styles figure 🙏
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂(^_-)
When u try but u dont succeed
But he died
“ASMR compilation”
2:25
Yuuuuup right bruh
Never would I have thought that something could be so chaotic and also so relaxing at the same time LoL
00.66 Cardboard is a great key
8:56 minecraft eating sound
Lol true
Herman Särk sorta but not really
Omg pol i just noticed😂😂😂😂
Just a really long version 😂
True a lil bit
That toy hand scared me for a second 😨
Same I just about died. 😂
Same from me
SAME
Same
Same reaction
0:27 When it's 3 am and you have nothing to do
Lmfao
*12:55*
12:55 is after a long family holiday
stop
LOOOL
0:27
netflix: are you still watching? [yes] [no]
someones daughter:
3:51 also
5:22 When youtubers get their gold play button.
Ikr why did he do that
@@thunderbolt467 I'm pretty sure it was a fake. Real play buttons don't look like that.
lmao underrated
It’s fake that’s tiny the real one is huge
Cadio it’s very real u idiot
1:40 was the bes
Gamer_Girl Amber132 I agree so much
yep, a shredder can play a instrument
That was nothing at 1:40
Shithole
5:42 The TRUE spongebob lost episode
:D
XD
LMAO
:D
Yeah, not that cliche Squidward suicide creepypasta.
It’s very good very satisfying
4:19 me at 3 am eating lettuce from the fridge.
Matthew Shumway why?
keaneoboy 24 I do it to o.o
@@keaneoboy2455 he has no teeth so he needs it chewed for him
Teacher: where’s your homework
Me:....uhh..ummm 5:33
Me : the shredder was hungry
*when your mum buys you a shredder*
instead of my dog ate my homework it’s my shredder ate my homework lol
My dog ate it *pulls shredded homework from pockets*
My shredder ate my homework
19:27 it looks like he's trying to escape the evil shredder
He’s even screaming for help
He's even telling them it hurt
The screams of pure pain and agony
Lovely :D
XD
This is so nostalgic and still entertaining lol
19:26 Calling for help. The ghostly screams though 😂😂😂
Gummy bear: me
Shredder:mondays
3:39
I hated that 😂😭
Тебе смешно что дорогие телефоны режут в этой фигне
The way it stuck its hand out tho
@@ВикторияМаслова-т3ь yep
5:22 makes me question his sanity
Issa replica
I got 10 adds
It’s not real
I know right it's a dang diamond play button
Fake button
Netflix: *Are you still watching?*
Someone’s Son: 3:50 12:55
Jotaro Brando Mhm, now I am just waiting for some people to not get the joke or just say the op is immature
@Communist Ms paint Dio
I don’t get it either 🤨
@Communist Ms paint Dio
I’ll take it from here, thanks :T
0:27
The joke is supposed to be someone’s daughter but ur being creative
Gojzer in 2088: SHREDDING MARS SO ELON MUSK IS PISSED.
My Friend: *Sneeze on his hand and shake my hands *
Me when I get home: 0:35
AHAHAAHAHHA
CORONa VIRuD
Dras underated comment
@@skan44 what do you mean?
Underrated
0:35 I thought that was real at first glance
Same!!!!!
Most mentioned comments:
0:34 hand
3:50 after no nut November
10:24 frozen screen
1:40 satisfying Temple run sound
19:27 scream
Dont forget oof sound
Vengeance Uzumaki it wasn’t a frozen screen the machine was stuck that’s why he had to reverse the pan and do it again
@@thesecretsimmer1700 ik but its the first thing on ppl mind
Hand scared me... then I realised it was plastic
@@milloisfox ikr
The VHS tape was surprisingly satisfying
1:21
“Grandpa where are your pills?”
Axolotl Adventures in the bin 😂
At 9:31
The person who shred it be like:
I used the shredder to shred the *cheese* shredder
Woah! I didn't expected that many likes! Thanks guys
OMFG_ Gamer I used the stones to destroy the stones.
@@jupiter4811 WTF
I WAS GONNA COMMENT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@jupiter4811 I had to use the shredder to destroy the shredder
OMFG_ Gamer
1:55 when your parents check through your browsing history
Marcus Gray lmfao 🤣🤣🤣😂😭😂😂
Lol
DID ANYONE SEE THE UA-cam PLAY BUTTON SHRED
19:28 *when your mum rolls you out of bed for school*
Edit: Idk why this got so many likes, I didn’t try. Tysm!
*_LOL_*
Sadly I have school tmr so I realate 100%
*suddenly scream of pain*
😂 LOL
@cade8300 cade8300 hi
0:27 I’m not even gonna make a joke about it.
Dude, just go for it. Like I million people already made their disgusting jokes about it.
CatLover_557 lmao so true. I was like wth is so funny. So I called my sister in who’s dirty minded as hell and she told me 😂
Bruh I admit that I am sort of dirty minded but I don't get this joke
@@mushytoast_ it's a didillo (dick)
Ok Boomer & Knuckles 69 thank you
1:51 “haha that was funny how the blade flew up in the air Bill... Bill?
4:18
Obama Gaming LMAOO
Me: I could fall asleep to this
Sleeps
Wakes up from a grammarly add
Me:come on!
By UA-cam premium on this service we provide no ads and more!
This is a joke
1:41 That sounded so GODDAMN good
Привет
i like ur pfp lol
heinz mina hehe Kpop Stan?
Mr. baga hello?
Ikr
0:34 My heart nearly came out of my chest!
@Noah Pusateri 0:58 IT WENT ON FIRE
@@robertwise8471
Ok
Ya same
same
SAME
4:05 when you die in LEGO Star Wars
Morgz Mum lol
Morgz Mum you suck so does your son
XxgamerXX 3366 bruh- they really aren’t Morgz mom. And if you think they are, You aren’t a gamer :>
CatLover_557 r/woooosh
@@xkillerxcole2652 that was kinda mean.just a little.