@@SunnyS.StudiosCanonically, Ody is just really short. He’s a head shorter than Agamemnon, who is in turn a head shorter than most of the warriors. Basically, our boy went for Ajax’s kneecaps.
“Damnit! Why is she *SO FUCKING TALL?!* ” (I like to imagine that Odysseus is a smol bean and Penelope is tall icon- Telemachus is still growing LMAO and Athena absolutely TOWERS over Ody!)
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595honestly considering that we never hear from him I’m choosing to believe that he is just totally normal and is just so done with everything
In the times of ancient Greece, having a smaller wee wee was actually preferred over a larger one, as the large ones were seen as barbaric and unbecoming of a man, so if you think about it, the suitors are complimenting Telemachus…
@Isopodian_Commonwealth Especially especially because he's actually in his late twenties at the latest (in the original, he was only a few years older)
@@CheezMaster24Well considering what Athena has been saying in this video ("I #### a friend before"), Calypso seems to have not met her. Also dw, in mythology Athena is a virgin goddess
0:55 THE BEST ONE YET. It just sounded so normal, like there really was something to bleep out. Edit: I stand corrected, this entire video is filled with gems
“this little wolf has a larger #### than all these men combined”
damn athena really did the suitors dirty💀
Well, it's ancient Greece and I'm pretty sure smaller parts were more attractive back then so she did Telemachus dirty
@@Z_purple_Z oh yeah I forgot about that
I don’t think it was about being “attractive” though, I think it was about intelligence but i’m not sure
And after they all called him small
@madame.rosier The point of unnecessary censorship videos is to imagine dirty words where they are censored.
@@NoahDonohue-p9k what they probably mean is that in ancient greece smaller parts were associated with intelligence rather than attractiveness
"But she is f***ing tall!"
This one isn't even bad Penelope's just tall lmao
telemachus inherited the short genes from dad and penelope is just a giant to him
She grows an extra inch every year ody doesn’t show up
@@SillylittlemoronPenelope +20 inches
She's too fucking tall for the suitors to do anything 😭😭 GARGANTUAN PENELOPE MY BELOVED
*our😂😂
"Father, #### King" somehow is accurate
Yeah, the God of one night stands
Yep, sounds right
Indeed😳
Sounds like Mr. Thunder Bringer alright 🤣
🤣 i cant
"You are fucking with thunder for a man full of shit"
HOLD ON i actually prefer this version LMAO
ACTUALLY THO
Yeah,I was laughing so hard at the part
I literally started choking at that line 😂😂😂
It actually sounds natural tho 😭
“YOU DARE TO DEFY ME? TO MAKE ME FEEL SH##?”
0:28
I love how this one isn’t even dirty, Penelope is just really, really tall
Now it makes me think that ody is short king or average height but next to Penelope he is short king
she is so tall the suitors cant reach her to f### her
@@SunnyS.StudiosCanonically, Ody is just really short. He’s a head shorter than Agamemnon, who is in turn a head shorter than most of the warriors.
Basically, our boy went for Ajax’s kneecaps.
This got me the most haha
@@zegpath81 lmao Iliad reference for when Oddyseus beat Ajax I love it
"But she is fucking tall"
Thats actually kind of accurate.
“Damnit! Why is she *SO FUCKING TALL?!* ” (I like to imagine that Odysseus is a smol bean and Penelope is tall icon- Telemachus is still growing LMAO and Athena absolutely TOWERS over Ody!)
@jayfeather8023 he's basically an ant to Athena
Penelope should join the ancient greek NBA
@@robocop1279 real
@@robocop1279Odysseus saw her dunk and knew she was the one
"...for a man full of sh**" at 3:44 actually made me laugh out loud. It sounds so natural.
lmao saaaame
hahah and it fits odysseus
Probably because it shares the letters s and h and the beep sounds like the i sound so all it’s missing is t
"Is your plan to **** around?" damn Athena, he's trying his best
"**** him. Now."
One young wolf has larger #### than all these men combined
“He was busy fighting!”
“More like busy ----ing 🙄”
@@feathered_turtle 115 likes and no replies let me fix that
@@JushawnLucas-j7v more like busy fucking the cyclops
324 likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that
original odysseus lol
DON'T F*CK THE CYCLOPS OH MY GODS
TELEMACHUS WILL WANT THE SIRENS AND CYCLOPSES IN A DIFFERENT WAY
And antinuous will want Telemachus to do something very different
Like father like son honestly
he is a diffrent beast from his father
“I can take em.”
“In a fight, right? …IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?”
@@shinypikagaming
"You ment in a fight?! We have been on very diffrent pages."
"But she is F*cking tall"
Didn't know penelope is 6'8
Dang, taller than Sephiroth by 1 inch.
@mariogirl8100 it's only an inch
More like 8'6
“No one #### me, NO ONE #### MY ####!!!”
Well that’s a lie if I ever heard one
Zeus only tops. If you even dare to suggest you could top him, he will smite you immediately
I probably could
@@itzwizory9556 Athena seems to have topped him here, thats why he was so angry
@@itzwizory9556Not immediately... He has higher aspirations
@@erenyeager1660eren no !!
Not Antinous sounding like the most sadistic power bottom ever.
the ever feared dom bottom
CRAZY
"You are fucking with thunder for a man full of shame" would have actually went hard
Agreeeedd in character for zues too
it honestly sounds like it says "You are fucking with thunder for a man full of shit" and it's so goddamned funny to me.
@@LoreCatanyeah
@@LoreCatan Same 😂
@@LoreCatanThat's too perfect 😂
Athena: please let him go
Everyone: eh fuck him.
Bad end.
Telemachus has some... *interesting* tastes.
HE WOULD EVEN ##### CERBERUS
@@joescraft123I know hades got a restrainting order yesterday.
@@ilyte1 hades hearing censored legendary with those googly cartoon surprised eyes
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595honestly considering that we never hear from him I’m choosing to believe that he is just totally normal and is just so done with everything
@@joescraft123 Hey, no kink shaming here
Ares is rlly upset he didn't f### scylla
He didn't even TRY to #### her!
##### *inside a wooden* ##### *to get the job DONE, never* ####### *things upFRONT!*
i mean did you see the animatic? no wonder hes upset
@@Wingdings_Dingus Ares is such a bro he couldn't stand to see Ody take that L...
Probably angry on aphrodites behalf on that one
“108 old faces who tell me I’m small” is the worst one bc there’s not even any bleeps
The line is just 100 times worse with this context, noo Telemachus my scarred boi
In the times of ancient Greece, having a smaller wee wee was actually preferred over a larger one, as the large ones were seen as barbaric and unbecoming of a man, so if you think about it, the suitors are complimenting Telemachus…
@@The_Mangolorian1 oh right! I forgot about that. That’s even more confusing though.
He still has a larger #### than all those men combined
@danieldavid3766 dang you beat me to it
LITTLE WOLF WAS WILD???? DO THEY WANT Penelope OR HIM???????????? ALSO 1:49 WTFFF
i knew it'd be wild when I saw the first segment
@@catfoy8888 FRR
Both
both
Both
If you want to #### him, you’ll have to #### Apollo, Haphestus, Aphrodite, Ares, Hera, or Me.
Convince each of them that he ought to be ######, and I'll #### him
Damn, and I thought regular Greek mythology had a lot of incest.
The way he said Or Me is so so smug and proud of himself i cant-
That was crazy sense in Greek Myth she is confirmed to be a virgin goddess
An average Saturday for Zeus, tbh🤔
HE'LL WHAT THE HARPIES AND CHIMERAS???
Who know Telemachus was into Monster f#%k
@SunnyS.Studios And goddess with his last line in Little Wolf.
2:03 😭😭😭
And the cyclopes and even Cerberus….
dont forget the minotaur
The "#### me Athena" and then immediately after "I ###### a friend before and he was a lot like you" - 😭🤚
Like father like a daugther
Gods game is now just Athena try to convince everyone to ***** Ody
Yep TwT
I think he did more than just cheat on his wife Hera…
Fr
Horny games is the new title
"Every friend, I saw them #####"
Yeah that would traumatize me as well, Ody.
Yea they left him out!
@@gasparg643no they didn’t watch the censorship of the thunder saga
Same here it would traumatize me aswell
Hundreds of men with only each other for most of the years....
"father, **** king" considering how many kids he's had, it's not too far off
HELP- 😭
Umm
What the actual fu-
Lmao
"dreaming of all these monsters that i'll never get to ****"
I saw that one coming and it was like watching a car crash in slow motion
YES
Nah 3:42 "You are playing with thunder, for a man full of shit" had me rolling lmao
my favorite part xD
That would be fucking with thunder
@@DrewFilms05 🤓☝️
"Odysseus claims to #### his mother but let her die of a broken heart"
I think i walked into the wrong mythology here
@@SunnyS.Studios no no its greek its correct
@@Dyst0pian_Lemon Oepeidis...
@@CreatureCreations-💀
i mean oedipus also let his mother die of a broken heart
"You dare to #### me?"
"For the last time, that's *_MY_* job!!"
It's the fact that you drew out the beeps to match Athena's notes that killed me 😂💀
"Let him ******* PLEASE. Let him ********!" -Athena, 2024
😂 athena what have they done to you
1:46 My boy *ain't* walking tomorrow.
“108 old faces, men who call me small”
2:03 … He surly won’t walk home tomorrow
What if Athena was the goddess of freaks
Taking after her father ig (/j)
@@Rain_fawn Rain, what are you doing here?
1:34 "let's teach this €uπt a lesson" I'm crying
It matches the tone of voice so well
Thank God I'm not the only one who assigns her that!
Athena isn’t playing anymore
@@ilyte1ikrrrr
@@falconstudios146 I mean, Athena is the kind of person who'd call her nephew's bully a "€uπt"
My boi Telemachus is so freaky.
Also Antinous decided to give up on Penelope and take inspiration from Dr Disrespect
Considering Telemachus is 20, that is QUITE tame for compared to actual ancient greece
@Isopodian_Commonwealth Especially especially because he's actually in his late twenties at the latest (in the original, he was only a few years older)
@@Isopodian_Commonwealthat least he picked someone legal
I mean, Antinous is only a few years older so it's quite tame really
Epic is really turning Greek mythology accurate with this one.
0:27 "BUT SHE IS F***ING TALL 😃"
Good for her, good for her.
“We’ll #### blood and tears”
that isn’t healthy Antinuous
He's saying they're so pent up that it's a medical risk
@@ilyte1somebody help him 😢
Fr
Calypso: “But last I checked, goddesses can’t ***”… Calypso, have you met Athena?
Calypso doesn't believe in the female orgasm
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
@@CheezMaster24Well considering what Athena has been saying in this video ("I #### a friend before"), Calypso seems to have not met her.
Also dw, in mythology Athena is a virgin goddess
Calypso doesn't know how to find the clitoris.
Oh god
"my humor is very refined"
My ahh when someone unnecessarily censors random parts of Epic The Musical: Wisdom Saga:
3:42 "you're fucking with thunder" made me snort my water.
Me personally, the way he said "man full of shit" killed me
You are Fucking With Thunder nearly made me spit my tea out
It goes hard
For a man full of shit
@@TheFlame_Hawkon who 🤨
1:17
why am i imagining her saying "need some weed?"
Hermes has finally gotten to her
Brilliant! Thank you so much
@@ilyte1oh no
"You are fucking with thunder for a man full of shit" is wierdly accurate
1:09 Little Wolf in Paradise 💀💀
NAHAHAHAHHHG
LMAOOOOO
DUDE
💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
3:23 Ody sounds so traumatized by what he saw his friends doing…I’d be too 😂
Hold your ****** now, his sons my friend!
0:20 Look, I can understand the harpies and chimeras, but a Cerberus??!?!
Its a dog right
You can understand the chimeras??
@@핑엘리 1. The more heads the more mouths
2. Claws
3. They had tits
A Cerberus?! i thought there was just one Cerberus
@UrielSeptim456 it's Greek mythology. He probably has many little cerbies running around
Loving how the suitors’ lines are still in character 😂
2:35 Telemachus is taking after Odysseus' experience with Eurylochus
He wants to be like his father
U gotta understand here
@@SunnyS.Studios lol
Eurylocus: "Then you have ###### my hand" 😂
He is his father’s son 😂
0:13 No Thelemecus he's your father, you can't really reproduce him through this method not to mention he's still alive 😭
he did say he'd become the monster...
Yh
Athena really called them all millimeter defeaters with the "one young wolf has a larger #### than all these men combined" (fyi there's 108 of them)
She was playing dirty bro
Funny thing is if you take this in the context of ancient Greece, she insulted Telemachus
@@Z_purple_Zfr
the suitors all have microscopic monsters
@@visiblehen 1mm defeaters
"You are f**ing with thunder for a man full of sh*t" Odyssey summed up
Every censor sounds like f*ck too me😭
"you are fcking with thunder, for a man full of shi-"
Not every one for me, but those that start with f before the censor do.
“Dreaming of all these monsters, that I’ll never get to ####” The new Helluva boss short in one sentence 🤣
We need to get this to Jorge 😂
1:18 "Is your plan to #### around?" 😭😭
Athena he is trying his best
"You are f*cking with thunder, for a man full of sh*t" is basically the same thing to the original
It's official, wisdom saga is the most cursed of all sagas in the the unnecessary censorship edition of epic
“I’ve #### plenty enough”
Interesting, considering in Greek mythology she is eternally sworn to be a maiden
3:40 - "You are f*cking with thunder for a man full of sh*t"
Damn Zeus be mad tho
Odysseus wouldn’t #### him like Zeus told him to in the thunder saga.
"You're fucking with thunder for a man full of shit" Is some how very much canon
5:26 that's out of character for Zeus
I suppose it's in the sense that he's never a bottom, he's the one who fuck other people.
No, no, no. It's in the Character. He IS fucking. Not others.
Actually he ####. He doesn't get ####
You two are correct
He’s the only one allowed to ####
I see Athena decided to stop being friends with Artemis...
and Hestia
Telemachus Monsterf*cker arc
athena is NOT a virgin goddess here
also, odysseus and his mother???
IKKKKK 2:03 especially IM TRAUMATIZED
If anything she's one of the freakiest
Remember, he #### his best friend, he #### his mentor, his mom
@@falconstudios146But apparently that was a lie, well the mom part
@@falconstudios146 500 men ######
Did you know you ****** in your sleep 😭😭😭
Ody's a goddamn machine no wonder Calypso wanted in
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 Sadly goddesses don't *****
1:46 this sequence made me burst out laughing uncontrollably
2:59 jeez, Odysseus.
Calypso:Not sure if I swing that way…
@@TorgKumanwell goddesses can’t even fuck
Odysseus if he was actually unfaithful
This could also be seen as “fuck my wife man she’s a b*tch” not followed by the response of “bet.”
Or it could be c-
4:48
What was Ares going to do to telemachus?? 😭
"#### and #### like his son" would have been it my guy
Telemachus is greedy as fuck, he definitely aimed high man XD
3:06 “F### NO!” Dude is so angry he’s “the monster rawr 🦖 rawr 🦖 rawr.”
Really Athena these old ****s
Athena trying to win over Aphrodite in her way:
"Maybe if I hadnt **** it all" I mean, I know you feel guilt, but Ody has atleast some blame
I'm waiting for these series nearly as much as for the new sagas 😂
Based
Calypso shows her true colours
Homerically accurate Calypso
Trying to ##### the ##### of my mom
Knowing the suitors, that's not that inaccurate
"You are playing with thunder, for a man full of Shit" - that got me 🤣
This is comedy gold, thank you
Telemachus starts **** monsters
Odysseus pops up from the rear
"Oh hi son!"
Noooo!!! Why!!! Just why!!
😂😂
@@Andronika-bd1wz He did ask if "If I ** these monsters is it you I'll find?"
I mean...he IS the monster...rawr rawr rawr....
@@therealofficialconnor Y'all need to chill with the incest jokes 😭
this is hands down the best unnecessary censorship
Zeus in wisdom saga: "No one **** me"
Zeus in the last saga: "**** me Odysseus 😉"
Looks like he's hiding stuff from the other gods
Idk why but Zeus saying that Odysseus is full of sh## is so funny 😭
A mythologically very out of character portrayel of Athena on display here
Damn, Telemachus be getting busyyyy in Little Wolf 💀💀💀
“He didn’t even f### Scylla” TOOK ME OUT OH MY GOD
Imeanifhewontiwill I mean what-
ares saw that man lose the opportunity of a lifetime and even as an immortal he was rightly pissed
He's upset because his men got with her, while Ody himself didn't even try.
Fight and find starting with F does not help Telemachus
3:16 No one can COME 😭
So that's what she's into
Many others have felt a bit forced ("I ###### our ears with beeswax") but little wolf sounds taken straight out of some adult content
0:55 THE BEST ONE YET. It just sounded so normal, like there really was something to bleep out.
Edit: I stand corrected, this entire video is filled with gems
0:05 Telemachus would've loved the internet
"Maybe if life wasnt 'fucked' as planned" is lowkey kinda accurate tho 💀
*** me, Athena...
WTFFF SHE IS A GROWN GODDESS TELEMACHUS😭
Could be worse 😂
He is old enough to consent by modern standards. Ancient Greece didn't have standards
@@Dee-sx2nv To be fair, Telemachus is 20 during the Wisdom Saga. He's a freak, but not an underage freak.
Hey we don't kink shame here
0:26 I mean… Like what they said in ‘ Hold Them Down ‘ that’s what they’re trying to do anyways…
I was so scared for little wolf and *it was worse than I could possibly imagine*
POOR TELEMACHUS WILL BE SCARRED NO
“You are fucking with thunder for a man full of shit” is my new favorite phrase lmao
Telemachus doesn't wanna be maidenless
Ody just wants to ride wife, live life
Zeus is just making Athena something ilegal
And Penelope is tall
And the 108 men wanting telemachus
Athena having to convince the olympians to #### ody
2:36 Eurylochus: Et tu Athena?!
Ooh this is layered. I like it
@@ilyte1 frfr loved it
Why is this so smart?
love how the last ### is on pitch
Yesssss
"One young wolf has a larger #### than all these men combined" Athena.... How do you know?
"Maybe I ###### a bit too hard"
-Athena also
Me and my sister loved the line of “For a man full of s***” lol😂
4:40 how could he pass up such an opportunity? Don’t release him.
Ares wtf 💀
for a man full of s*** got me