Why It Sucks to Be a Male Hyena

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  • @MinuteEarth
    @MinuteEarth  3 роки тому +393

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  • @sandrarivera1262
    @sandrarivera1262 7 років тому +24486

    I just kept thinking about the three hyenas from The Lion King

  • @billschannel
    @billschannel 7 років тому +28217

    I'm glad I'm not a male hyena...

  • @dramalexi
    @dramalexi 3 роки тому +3392

    Now I can see why the hyenas in "The Lion King" are designed this way. I remember that the female was much larger and healthier and was the one who had always the last word to say.

  • @MrVanillaCaramel
    @MrVanillaCaramel 2 роки тому +754

    The males should leave their original pack as one group so together they can fight and defeat the males of the next pack.

    • @ilect1690
      @ilect1690 2 роки тому +51

      Or they could just trade cubs once they reach sexual maturity

    • @LegendOfTheOld
      @LegendOfTheOld 2 роки тому +28

      Tell'em

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 роки тому +59

      So basically the Hyena Mongol Empire

    • @Changed.User100
      @Changed.User100 2 роки тому +28

      Why cant they just gang up on the females

    • @MrVanillaCaramel
      @MrVanillaCaramel 2 роки тому +82

      @@Changed.User100 The females are bigger.

  • @gissb4848
    @gissb4848 7 років тому +26060

    As a male hyena I can confirm this.

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 7 років тому +586

      GΙIłсн SSB4 know your place omega!

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 7 років тому +623

      GΙIłсн SSB4 I'm sorry for your struggles

    • @dxtura
      @dxtura 7 років тому +129

      fucking otherkin

    • @jamicasey5371
      @jamicasey5371 7 років тому +261

      You should have a revolution

    • @jamesbell0
      @jamesbell0 7 років тому +283

      Good to hear there is good independent male hyena out there.

  • @pyqshawn9449
    @pyqshawn9449 4 роки тому +2820

    Male hyenas: *heeeeeey*
    Females: *he who speaks is unworthy*

    • @megaball-ps8tq
      @megaball-ps8tq 4 роки тому +44

      Male hyena (after joining a clan): why does my life suck bad?

    • @Johannesburg_
      @Johannesburg_ 4 роки тому +10

      @Александр Наумов Delete this. You suck if you have a gf or bf in a video game get a life and go get a person irl nasty pervert

    • @Purubunga9
      @Purubunga9 4 роки тому +8

      @@Johannesburg_ yeah

    • @violetskiy854
      @violetskiy854 4 роки тому +4

      @Александр Наумов you're not wanted hear

    • @Johannesburg_
      @Johannesburg_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@violetskiy854 his or her profile. Look at the link if u are a chad i am not and when i saw it :((((( fuck the sack of useless piece of shit. Also love is real, yup in a game some pixles flirting is real love and love is for the weak, people who want love for theirself to improve is the only ppl who should get love ppl who beg for it just to have shall be called "the weak"

  • @noeggsnolegs3749
    @noeggsnolegs3749 4 роки тому +6409

    i thought hyenas were morons untill i realized they were laughing on their own life

  • @PhantomDawg99
    @PhantomDawg99 9 місяців тому +843

    This is why Shenzi was the leader of her cackle in The Lion King.

    • @nyoni_tour6677
      @nyoni_tour6677 6 місяців тому +28

      And edd was the lowest 😅

    • @nyoni_tour6677
      @nyoni_tour6677 6 місяців тому +9

      And edd was the lowest 😅

    • @Meow33109
      @Meow33109 6 місяців тому +1

      😂wow

    • @raggydoll0189
      @raggydoll0189 6 місяців тому +6

      interesting, i never really thought of that before

    • @johndickson76
      @johndickson76 4 місяці тому +1

      It’s not funny Edd

  • @dilflover07
    @dilflover07 4 роки тому +5348

    This actually makes sense, because in The Lion King, the two male hyenas look up to Shenzi the most

    • @kelvinmiller9601
      @kelvinmiller9601 4 роки тому +62

      shenzi is stupid in swahili

    • @michaelodhiambo2357
      @michaelodhiambo2357 4 роки тому +48

      Lol shenzi translates to idiot, Moron or stupid in swahili

    • @dilflover07
      @dilflover07 4 роки тому +162

      LordSunDark what do you mean? What does my comment have to do with my age? No I’m 15. Are you one of those grumpy old men who think that the lion king is just for 5 year olds?

    • @xxduke88xx
      @xxduke88xx 4 роки тому +11

      Muffin Mory preach

    • @kmohan3
      @kmohan3 4 роки тому +91

      I only realised that Shenzi was female when I watched the lion king live action and I only watched the animated version when I was like 5

  • @sketchyscars2482
    @sketchyscars2482 6 років тому +1608

    Suddenly, I feel like Scar from the Lion King was actually being super kind to be giving the hyenas shelter and food..

    • @danhhoang5947
      @danhhoang5947 5 років тому +172

      I actually felt bad for him because he was also unwanted and lonely and maybe wannted some company, even though they were unbearable

    • @nou4371
      @nou4371 5 років тому +76

      *My world view is evolving*

    • @DoReMi123acb
      @DoReMi123acb 5 років тому +50

      Well, hyenas are related to cats. So yeah, he was just helping out his estranged cousins.....

    • @rainefa11
      @rainefa11 5 років тому +21

      Well when you put it like that...

    • @ToVoMo
      @ToVoMo 5 років тому +32

      @@DoReMi123acb yeah, but they are no way near cats or heck dogs, they are a species of their own

  • @TheDiamondMc88
    @TheDiamondMc88 3 роки тому +6441

    "Male hyena life sucks"
    Male bees : finnaly a worthy oppenent

  • @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei
    @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei 3 роки тому +758

    There is actually a small chance for male hyenas to become clan "kings". When the highest-ranking offspring of the matriarch is male and the matriarch dies, that male keeps that rank and therefore become a male "alpha"-hyena. For example: the Shamba clan in the Ngorongoro crater was led by a male for two years.

    • @blackshirtsocialist1457
      @blackshirtsocialist1457 2 роки тому +41

      Interesting i bet that is rare occurance

    • @Sigmaasphere
      @Sigmaasphere Рік тому +61

      You trying to make male hyenas feel good?😂

    • @chatgpt4135
      @chatgpt4135 Рік тому +88

      @@Sigmaasphere The male baby of alpha female has importance, cos Any gender baby of alpha female is treated as important similar to how queen and king's kids have higher heirarchy
      Thus, spotted hyenas live in matrilineal societies led by an 'alpha-female' followed by her young and all other females with their young. Below the lowest-ranking native clan member comes the highest-ranking immigrant male, followed by all other immigrant males.

    • @onlyenzoYT
      @onlyenzoYT 8 місяців тому +8

      Accept Jesus Christ ❤️he loves u died n rose again for ur forgiveness

    • @sikul3237
      @sikul3237 7 місяців тому +13

      He's just a human​@@onlyenzoYT

  • @dantesparda7719
    @dantesparda7719 3 роки тому +3692

    Male hyena: When I was born, I thought life was a tragedy, now I realize it is a comedy

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 роки тому +64

      That's why Joker uses Hyenas

    • @Joeeyyyyy
      @Joeeyyyyy 3 роки тому +21

      @@shadowofhawk55 Wait I thought Harley did

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 роки тому +20

      @@Joeeyyyyy I think in "THE BATMAN" they were Jokers and then Harley kinda bonded with them after her show got taken off the air, and since that was the first time I'd seen said Hyenas I always assumed they were Joker's but now that you mention it Harley uses them more.
      Huh. Neat.

    • @gotted4439
      @gotted4439 3 роки тому +2

      good one lol

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 3 роки тому

      @@shadowofhawk55 ok

  • @sachingahrana310
    @sachingahrana310 4 роки тому +3070

    After going through so much they still laugh. Life lesson. Lol

    • @Rbgisrandom
      @Rbgisrandom 3 роки тому +105

      They're not laughing they're crying

    • @alienator4684
      @alienator4684 3 роки тому +41

      @@Rbgisrandom it’s a joke.

    • @blazerblast5075
      @blazerblast5075 3 роки тому +35

      The sound they make is created when in stressful situations actually... so the life lesson is life sucks? 😂

    • @blazerblast5075
      @blazerblast5075 3 роки тому +7

      @@alienator4684 that’s not what jokes look like

    • @alienator4684
      @alienator4684 3 роки тому +15

      @@blazerblast5075 Actually it is. There isn’t 1 way to form a joke.

  • @tamimbadrawy1483
    @tamimbadrawy1483 4 роки тому +897

    When I was in South Africa, I was studying a male hyena named Tripod. He had three legs, hence the name

    • @solsearain
      @solsearain 4 роки тому +61

      This made me choke on my coffee

    • @tamimbadrawy1483
      @tamimbadrawy1483 4 роки тому +26

      @@solsearain Sorry about that

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 4 роки тому +53

      Is it bad that I laughed at the fact that you guys named it nothing else but _tripod_ ?

    • @tamimbadrawy1483
      @tamimbadrawy1483 4 роки тому +42

      @@Artist_of_Imagination Well that's why we named him that. It's funny, and it suits him. Plus, he's a pro at being photographed

    • @l.4231
      @l.4231 4 роки тому

      it was likely a female they have bigger members than the males

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 2 роки тому +425

    Funny. I've had people describe me as a Hyena I've developed a habit of chuckling at just about everything. Whether i feel good or bad about it, years of trauma has made it the only comfortable method i have. Stuff that connects like this is just... Always fascinating. Goes to show how learning more about our world is very valuable for the sake of introspection.

    • @dheerajsharma5297
      @dheerajsharma5297 Рік тому +2

      And I can connect with everything you said.

    • @michaelcook6483
      @michaelcook6483 Рік тому

      The end result of feminism.
      Beta males

    • @alfahim6972
      @alfahim6972 Рік тому +9

      THIS IS THE REASON WHY HYENAS ARE LED BY FEMALES INSTEAD OF MALES!
      Not all animals practice matriarchy (female leadership), but when they do, there have to be a certain reason attached. Male has always been known to have dominance over the females but imagine a situation where this goes otherwise. There are some certain animals which practice matriarchy, one of which are the hyenas. But why are hyenas led by females instead of males? We will get to know that as this article proceeds.
      Hyenas are carnivorous mammals and they are mostly scavengers. Hyenas catch prey with their teeth rather than claws, they eat food quickly and may store it. They have calloused feet with large, blunt, nonretractable claws adapted for running and making sharp turns. They are known to be scavengers who steal food from other predators using their large group as an advantage. Hyenas of a clan live, rest, run down prey and patrol their territory together.
      Hyena packs are known to take down stronger prey together. In battle, hyenas fight fiercely in large packs, supporting and defending each other. But this doesn't mean hyenas only depend on their clan for support; they can take down a gazelle or wildebeest unassisted, and even a single hyena can fight off a leopard. Some hyenas will wander off alone, rejoining the clan at a later time; others are lone hyenas, not depending on any clan. The hyena family have 4 species and they vary in size such as spotted hyena, brown, striped and Aardwolf.
      The spotted hyena packs are formed both deliberately and coincidentally; hyenas will gather together to form packs, and they may also find themselves by chance. These packs are usually temporary and will eventually disperse resulting in the hyenas joining other packs, or in the case of pack leaders, form a new pack. Like i said earlier the hyena clan practice matriarchy, that is, it is led by a single female hyena.
      Now to the question, why are hyenas led by females instead of males? Usually in the wild, the male animals are often larger, stronger and more aggressive than the females. But that's different in the case of hyenas. The female hyenas are larger, stronger and fiercer than males, and as a result of this they hold higher rank and are usually pack leaders.

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 10 місяців тому

      @@alfahim6972
      Give it 1 more decade.
      More of the human world is being like that now anyways

    • @arimfoxer3889
      @arimfoxer3889 3 місяці тому

      ​@@alfahim6972 Well, not all species have dominant Gender who is neccessary bigger and stronger. Orcas are matriarchal, elephants and sperm whales are too. Yet all those have larger males, yet dominant females. And male orcas largely depend on females for survival. Even lion can be called SOMEWHAT but not completely matriarchal

  • @lowtidemoon
    @lowtidemoon 7 років тому +4197

    wait... The Lion King was pretty fucking accurate with the only female hyena being the leader of the two male hyenas

    • @jesseperez2284
      @jesseperez2284 7 років тому +234

      I thought Disney sent over people to study lions and the other wonderful/horrifying critters of Africa before making the movie for a few years so that they could be accurate.

    • @highlow1212
      @highlow1212 7 років тому +15

      they copied a broadway play

    • @MOON-lc8vf
      @MOON-lc8vf 7 років тому +4

      Nepune Peachi right!

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 7 років тому +135

      +BrianKyllo They copied a Broadway play?? You do know that The Lion King was a movie BEFORE it was adapted on Broadway, right?

    • @shreshth8109
      @shreshth8109 7 років тому +12

      holy fuck thats exactly what i was saying to myself

  • @SoulCrapper
    @SoulCrapper 4 роки тому +7987

    Why do male hyenas laugh so much?
    Because if you're not laughing you're crying.

    • @marklizer3554
      @marklizer3554 4 роки тому +103

      Never thought of it that way

    • @vivashvanbhushan3422
      @vivashvanbhushan3422 4 роки тому +239

      There is also this study that if a person laughs too excessive, they are likely emotionally broken inside. Maybe same for hyena's.

    • @LisaCupcake
      @LisaCupcake 4 роки тому +54

      He used to think his life was a tragedy...

    • @Jewel_Man_Kisser
      @Jewel_Man_Kisser 4 роки тому +12

      Wth 🤣

    • @nurtilek312
      @nurtilek312 4 роки тому +6

      so underrated

  • @amnplays3211
    @amnplays3211 4 роки тому +3913

    Me :
    **My life sucks**
    Male Hyena :
    *"First time ?"*

    • @megaball-ps8tq
      @megaball-ps8tq 4 роки тому +26

      Male Hyena: I'm I a joke to you?

    • @p-G01
      @p-G01 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ghilliesnipes450 ua-cam.com/video/0tVtc3qMwkE/v-deo.html

    • @p-G01
      @p-G01 4 роки тому +2

      @@megaball-ps8tq ua-cam.com/video/0tVtc3qMwkE/v-deo.html

    • @trishpeck1263
      @trishpeck1263 4 роки тому +1

      Oof

    • @ilovetorturinghyenas2013
      @ilovetorturinghyenas2013 4 роки тому +1

      I LOVE KILLING HYENAS. ESPECIALLY BABIES

  • @bilalrasool1
    @bilalrasool1 2 роки тому +47

    There is something that was unmentioned about the hyena hierarchy. You said cubs rank just below their moms, but that isn't completely true. For the leader, her cubs will rank higher than other cubs, but I don't think they will be higher than the second in command hyena. This was actually demonstrated in The National Geographic documentary Eternal Enemies made by Derek and Beverly Joubert, in that the leader hyena's daughter was higher up on the hierarchy, but after her mother died the second in command or third in command became the new ruler, and her daughter, who was old enough to hunt now, dropped down the ranking.
    That documentary is one of the few that spread information about hyenas to people and introduced their behaviors to people who didn't know much about them before.

    • @diegoquezada3193
      @diegoquezada3193 2 роки тому

      I don't think that it is untrue, the cubs of hyenas generally take the rank below their mothers which can lead to them outranking other hyenas. The hyena cub in Eternal Enemies was probably to young to inherit the position of leader, so the next highest ranking hyena took over, and lead to her rank dropping down as her mother was no longer there to reinforce it. Of course it can be more complex than that, and there is a whole lot more we can learn about the social structure of spotted hyenas.

    • @hyenaboy7504
      @hyenaboy7504 2 роки тому +1

      'In group-living societies such as that of spotted hyenas and many primates, offspring usually acquire a social rank just below that held by their mother (‘rank inheritance’) and obtain the fitness benefits associated with it. As a result, daughters and sons of high-ranking mothers live a similarly privileged and long life as their mothers.' (Source: Hyena Project)

  • @augyisadogy9729
    @augyisadogy9729 7 років тому +4183

    Who else heard the when they said "female hierarchy," and thought "Oh this comment section is gonna be on fire isn't it?"

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 4 роки тому +2607

    “Male Hyenas are actually the lowest ranking individuals in Hyena society.”
    Janja from the Lion Guard: *“My entire existence is a lie...”*

    • @ianjames1102
      @ianjames1102 4 роки тому +23

      Y u so underated???

    • @wendydomino
      @wendydomino 4 роки тому +42

      @@ianjames1102 Well when he reformed he did join Jasiri's Clan and she was his leader after that

    • @ApricityGlow
      @ApricityGlow 4 роки тому +52

      Maybe he used to be a lowly male, and when he was kicked out of his clan, he was like "Nah, I'm not going to join up with another and get abused some more. I'm going to make my own clan."

    • @8Nayan
      @8Nayan 4 роки тому +5

      I thought of him right after I saw this lmao

    • @ianjames1102
      @ianjames1102 4 роки тому +2

      Can y'all sub to my channel pls I will sub to urs

  • @Rypool
    @Rypool 5 років тому +904

    Did I search this: no
    popped in my recommendations: yes
    Did I watch it all: yes

  • @MoveInSilence2023
    @MoveInSilence2023 3 роки тому +44

    Kevin Samuel taught a very valuable lesson using this video.
    Thanks KS

  • @kk8490
    @kk8490 4 роки тому +4660

    Nobody:
    Male hyena: I used to think my life was a tragedy, until I realised it was a comedy
    Male hyena: *psychotic Joker laugh*

    • @pepsiman2824
      @pepsiman2824 4 роки тому +63

      male hyena: Your terrible
      Female hyena: terrible, how am I terrible?!

    • @justicegraceful2171
      @justicegraceful2171 4 роки тому +24

      @@pepsiman2824 now shut up and eat your bones 🤣

    • @justicegraceful2171
      @justicegraceful2171 4 роки тому +6

      @Carian Martinez when you really think about it yeah it's deeply twisted

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 роки тому +1

      @@justicegraceful2171 you shut the up and eat your bones

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 роки тому +11

      Female hyenas:what the fuck did i do
      Male hyenas:you harres me and you get way more stuff for no reason and you make me leave the clan

  • @karlaguzman5827
    @karlaguzman5827 4 роки тому +3088

    male hyena: get born
    life: so... you choose *death*

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 4 роки тому +48

      @@DaddyM7MD Your life sucks

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 4 роки тому

      @@DaddyM7MD perphaps

    • @DaddyM7MD
      @DaddyM7MD 4 роки тому

      @@somename9058 an expression of opinions. Are probably the closest words To describe replies.

    • @DaddyM7MD
      @DaddyM7MD 4 роки тому

      @@Myusername499 yep i will Correct it

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 4 роки тому

      @@DaddyM7MD your right my standards are a bit different i want to be a programmer i want to dominate my tarot cards I want to burn down a barn but that doesnt mean i cant be a porn star

  • @stnlyprbl
    @stnlyprbl 7 років тому +5469

    Now thats just sad for male hyenas.
    :

    • @JustinLynnandstuff
      @JustinLynnandstuff 7 років тому +166

      Feminists want human society to oppress males? I thought feminism stood for gender equality, not female supremacy, hypocrites.

    • @alderstifen7738
      @alderstifen7738 7 років тому +214

      Uh, hypocrites doesn't work in that context, and while the ideal of feminism is equality, the actual act which most feminist do is not remotely equal.

    • @JustinLynnandstuff
      @JustinLynnandstuff 7 років тому +33

      Sorry about my poor word choice but I think you know what I mean.

    • @frazerfastin6854
      @frazerfastin6854 7 років тому +54

      Justin Lynn not 3rd wave feminism that's female above male the other 2 waves are good

    • @MatthewOstergren
      @MatthewOstergren 7 років тому +20

      You're wrong, it was the second wave feminist movement that had a bunch of female supremacists.

  • @KatesbordercollieLilly
    @KatesbordercollieLilly 2 роки тому +92

    This makes sense, as some species such us wolves males and females can be dominant (usually as a pair) but with lions it's just the males as dominant, and with hyenas it's the females, but with humans no one can really decide lol

    • @succhold922
      @succhold922 2 роки тому +67

      humans its whoever has more money

    • @7yearsoldcrow
      @7yearsoldcrow Рік тому

      @@succhold922 nah female got more money then male kills female

    • @cam0987
      @cam0987 Рік тому

      With humans, its the males obviously who control our world

    • @icarojose6316
      @icarojose6316 Рік тому

      Men are supposed to be the dominant ones in humans too, it’s just that it’s such a demanding job that most men withdraw

    • @chatgpt4135
      @chatgpt4135 Рік тому

      In elephants nobody is dominant, cos they follow gender segragation

  • @TeddyBear-br2co
    @TeddyBear-br2co 7 років тому +2754

    Well then... I'll just cross "Being a male hyena" off my bucket list...

  • @baybuggy6
    @baybuggy6 7 років тому +3014

    When you are just trying to watch a cool video about animals and the comment section is a pool of salt and arguing.

    • @noogai8
      @noogai8 7 років тому +37

      you can watch the video without being triggered by comments

    • @Falkenhorst2000
      @Falkenhorst2000 7 років тому +57

      Isn't it always that way?

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 7 років тому +54

      All the time. Welcome to UA-cam, my friend

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 7 років тому

      thellama worm 😂 well said

    • @cherokeetrailheather5863
      @cherokeetrailheather5863 7 років тому

      yep

  • @seahawkhighlights5984
    @seahawkhighlights5984 4 роки тому +825

    Did anybody else get this randomly in there recommended?

  • @lostvampire69
    @lostvampire69 4 місяці тому +34

    It's so interesting how many men here feel empathy with male hyenas and get angry or sad about this - but never for human women and girls. :,D

    • @GabrielKanu-r5e
      @GabrielKanu-r5e 4 місяці тому

      You do realise male hyenas have to eat bones? Do girls no

    • @jewelsofjuly7377
      @jewelsofjuly7377 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@GabrielKanu-r5eit's not about eating bones. It's about hierarchy and power. As stated in the video the female Hyena are stronger so they are dominant just like male humans. It's a matter of the group that isn't dominant or has lesser power than the dominant group like the male Hyena and female humans

    • @Chell_Chelly
      @Chell_Chelly 4 місяці тому +3

      Many men just simply hate woman or thinking women deserve less right because of tradition so that's why they don't have empathy for women at all. and they'll will hate women even more when women fight for their right 🤷🏻‍♀️ (not all men)

    • @sugurugeto34
      @sugurugeto34 4 місяці тому +8

      That wasn't even the topic
      Why bring equality into everything
      It's tiring. Not that I don't support it but let people enjoy some things without the MODERN MESSAGE being sprinkled in smh

    • @fishstickz8769
      @fishstickz8769 2 місяці тому +3

      It just shows me that men and women are the same, the strong takes the lead and fortunate for human it is men

  • @dudatheredguard7563
    @dudatheredguard7563 5 років тому +675

    I was going to comment " hyenas are scary",but then i scrolled down.Damn,humans are also scary

    • @GeneDangusBurner
      @GeneDangusBurner 5 років тому +4

      Here is a verse if anyone wants it: Ephesians 4:29
      Jesus loves you all :)

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 5 років тому +3

      Humans have done way more damage than animals so yeah.

    • @thetigercat4312
      @thetigercat4312 5 років тому

      Jermain 20000 excuse me

    • @marcelofesta1290
      @marcelofesta1290 5 років тому +1

      89% comments about comments about feminists

      10% comments about feminists
      1% other

    • @jackharlowsbiggestfan3717
      @jackharlowsbiggestfan3717 5 років тому

      I’m the 600th like

  • @carlosnugraha9993
    @carlosnugraha9993 4 роки тому +1288

    Imagine keeping one male hyena as a pet, and said to him:
    We are on the same side dude...
    Wkwkwk

    • @arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445
      @arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, we are
      Indonesia :D

    • @Bruno-gj4jj
      @Bruno-gj4jj 4 роки тому +5

      Nahh man does animals aren't like your average pet dog not even like a wolf or a coyote they are much more dangerous , probably one of the most dangerous aggresive animals for humans maybe just after polar bears , tigers and pythons

    • @carlosnugraha9993
      @carlosnugraha9993 4 роки тому +2

      @@Bruno-gj4jj omoshiroi
      What if I keep it since it was a baby?

    • @jacklemm1518
      @jacklemm1518 4 роки тому

      Arif yes ehehehehhe wahahahahha sàssaaaa

    • @mewhowhat9542
      @mewhowhat9542 4 роки тому +1

      Indo:v

  • @mr.randomguy334
    @mr.randomguy334 6 років тому +4453

    As a representative of male hyenas, we demand gender equality

  • @pandemonium6676
    @pandemonium6676 Рік тому +6

    You forgot that female hyenas are actually the clan leaders

    • @diegoquezada3193
      @diegoquezada3193 Рік тому +3

      They are most of the times, but the youngest of the Matriarch's children is the one that becomes the leader, as they are supported by their sibling, cousins, and aunts; which has actually led to some males becoming the leaders of their clans, but then dispersing when they came of age for an opportunity to mate with the females of one of the neighboring clans.

    • @pandemonium6676
      @pandemonium6676 Рік тому +1

      @@diegoquezada3193 oh okay!

    • @DTownNash
      @DTownNash Рік тому +1

      Yep the leader of a hyena clan is called an alpha female.

    • @pandemonium6676
      @pandemonium6676 Рік тому +1

      @@DTownNash Good to know! Thanks, dawg

  • @wholesome122
    @wholesome122 3 роки тому +899

    Wolves have pretty good hierarchy by comparison. A wolf pack consists of a mated pair and their offspring until the offspring strike out on their own to start their own family

    • @MostMarvelousMOCs
      @MostMarvelousMOCs 3 роки тому +39

      Yup a wolf pack is a pretty good place to live. If you aren’t an omega. But being one is still better than being a male hyena in a clan

    • @nullvoid6095
      @nullvoid6095 3 роки тому +214

      @@MostMarvelousMOCs Most wild wolf packs are just parents and their offsprings. The alpha, beta, omega concept is flawed. A lot of that idea comes from observations of captive wolves. In nature, it's just parents, children, and siblings.
      That being said, I don't know about hyenas' death rates, but at least they're immune to rabies.

    • @mistercat5300
      @mistercat5300 3 роки тому +84

      Yes but Wolves based their leader on who is the more expereinced so it can be female or male in short the parents always leads the pack and when they become older and weaker their children will take over. Media wants to show Alpha males in Wolves but they are a gender neutral system based on age and Capabilities.

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 3 роки тому +9

      @@mistercat5300 Wow that's awesome info! I like the way wolves think!😁

    • @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer
      @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer 3 роки тому +23

      @ HAVE YOU SEEN (well actually I hope you haven't seen it) HOW A HYENA HAS TO GIVE BIRTH??? Being a hyena male or female is a lose-lose situation

  • @youraveragecat7843
    @youraveragecat7843 5 років тому +5247

    *dies as human*
    *borns as baby MALE hyena*
    GOD DAMN IT-

    • @bunnybored
      @bunnybored 5 років тому +47

      Thomie - Animations I'm happy a girl! 😊Sucks for boys! For girls: dies as human. Born as female hyena. Yay! I get so much food! I literally act like a female hyena because I'm always so angry at hope!

    • @youraveragecat7843
      @youraveragecat7843 5 років тому +131

      Isabella Gamer well you can Born as a male one

    • @youwantsomenut2310
      @youwantsomenut2310 5 років тому +3

      Cartmans voice is heard

    • @youwantsomenut2310
      @youwantsomenut2310 5 років тому +80

      @@bunnybored bravo six, we got a feminist

    • @gayshippingotaku9923
      @gayshippingotaku9923 5 років тому +3

      God:yes my sweet child?

  • @ryaaaaaaaan7115
    @ryaaaaaaaan7115 7 років тому +2397

    That hyena in the thumbnail is going to Hogwarts bois

  • @Im-at-yo-door
    @Im-at-yo-door 4 місяці тому +6

    This would make a sick fantasy warrior-cats style book.

  • @Rain-jx9hc
    @Rain-jx9hc 4 роки тому +749

    now i feel like adopting a male hyena

    • @musadiqazam
      @musadiqazam 4 роки тому +21

      I like your profile pic where Gordon Ramsey has his hand stuck in the blender.............

    • @Rain-jx9hc
      @Rain-jx9hc 4 роки тому +6

      @@musadiqazam yes me too

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 4 роки тому +10

      @@shahinaalo8206 it won’t even leave an atom of you.

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt 4 роки тому +11

      might best be able to get one young. they seem to be fiercely loyal when they accept you. laws are prob in place against it, and probably for good reason.

    • @megaball-ps8tq
      @megaball-ps8tq 4 роки тому +7

      Bad idea! Hyenas are wild animals that should not be kept as pets. Besides, it might attack it's owner one day.

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 5 років тому +2172

    “Resulting in a female dominated hierarchy”
    *BuzzFeed would like to know your location*

    • @maowriter3463
      @maowriter3463 5 років тому +42

      Also Buzzfeed: Yes, it's paradise.

    • @krel3358
      @krel3358 5 років тому +29

      Yeah except the problem is that theres two different human species. Regular humans and psychopaths

    • @sweney7103
      @sweney7103 5 років тому +14

      @Zuhair Ahmed Syed It's a joke. Nothing is being proved over a Hyena video.

    • @marcusaurelius5106
      @marcusaurelius5106 5 років тому +6

      @Zuhair Ahmed Syed hah jokes on you I'm not conservative

    • @zuhairahmedsyed5853
      @zuhairahmedsyed5853 5 років тому +1

      @@marcusaurelius5106 when did i say u were?

  • @winstonlewis5630
    @winstonlewis5630 7 років тому +1825

    The banners for the animals were nice game of throne's reference

    • @Arthur-kq1uo
      @Arthur-kq1uo 7 років тому +1

      Winston Lewis l

    • @mrcarter6864
      @mrcarter6864 7 років тому

      Winston Lewis lol ikr

    • @tentimesful
      @tentimesful 7 років тому

      Saw blondes riding mybe cumming on horses huh horses no fuck aint it.. im just eating beef grilled mayo and cheese with some salad and tomato aint it

    • @tentimesful
      @tentimesful 7 років тому

      Beef cut head i mean.. hub animal protection law hgg

    • @arandomcalifornian2001
      @arandomcalifornian2001 7 років тому

      Winston Lewis i think its a harry potter joke actually

  • @ActivatingChannelAgain
    @ActivatingChannelAgain 2 роки тому +28

    So basically, the male hyena is basically the definition of depression and suffering in the animal kingdom

    • @diegoquezada3193
      @diegoquezada3193 2 роки тому

      well its not always depression and suffering, higher ranking males definitely live a better life than lower ranking males, and some male hyenas have lead clans before by inheriting their mother's rank.

    • @Sigmaasphere
      @Sigmaasphere Рік тому

      ​@@diegoquezada3193 There is no hierarchy male, hyena formss a matriarchal society, the male can only eat after all the females and cubs are finished

    • @EA-dweller
      @EA-dweller 8 місяців тому

      You forgot starvation

  • @Metts1337
    @Metts1337 7 років тому +1835

    This comment section is just people complaining about people complaining about the comment section.

    • @th23xc57
      @th23xc57 7 років тому +44

      Complainception

    • @Jack-lg9mq
      @Jack-lg9mq 7 років тому +61

      Hahaha. Funny thing is scrolling down I can't actually find any of the original comments, just people complaining about them

    • @Sasqe
      @Sasqe 7 років тому +4

      Tyler e x a c t l y

    • @DrSoapstealsmemes
      @DrSoapstealsmemes 7 років тому +4

      *THANK YOU*

    • @eliasfunez9982
      @eliasfunez9982 7 років тому +10

      Tyler but your complaining about people complaining about complaining about the comments

  • @StailTheCat
    @StailTheCat 4 роки тому +762

    “Why it sucks to be a zebra,hyena, and orangutan on a boat with a tiger”

    • @chingizy2217
      @chingizy2217 4 роки тому +49

      that movie was sad asf

    • @llawliet4312
      @llawliet4312 4 роки тому +23

      Pi patel

    • @SyaffieMzn
      @SyaffieMzn 4 роки тому +14

      "Why it sucks to be a hyena on a boat with a tiger"

    • @Aqib2
      @Aqib2 4 роки тому +14

      Don't forget the orangutan

    • @SyaffieMzn
      @SyaffieMzn 4 роки тому +9

      @@Aqib2 Also the Rat

  • @DillioGherkin
    @DillioGherkin 4 роки тому +649

    "Why It Sucks to Be a Male Hyena" 3 Seasons so far and Retsuko still doesn't want you.

    • @skitty4734
      @skitty4734 4 роки тому +14

      shh it will happen soon, they were still friends even after ranting to each other :)

    • @skitty4734
      @skitty4734 4 роки тому +15

      and this made me happy because the video was recommended after watching aggretsuko

    • @DillioGherkin
      @DillioGherkin 4 роки тому +4

      @@skitty4734 same!

    • @12bonk90
      @12bonk90 4 роки тому +21

      I have found my people

    • @easypeasylemonsqueezy4
      @easypeasylemonsqueezy4 4 роки тому +9

      alexa play melancholic death metal

  • @yutyrannushuali3967
    @yutyrannushuali3967 3 роки тому +11

    This video is actually kind of misleading. Males born in higher ranks aren’t forced out. They choose to leave when they’re ready. But when remaining in their pack they remain the same rank as their mother. Because high ranking females prefer low ranking immigrants the male offspring remain in the high ranks until they choose to leave. The reason they’re at the lowest rank when moving to a new clan is because these hierarchies are based on maternal inheritance. So although females are dominant and more aggressive (keep in mind rare cases of male co-dominance and male leaders have been observed), they still share strong family bonds. In fact like the males, females become more submissive when wanting to mate. In fact mating is only done with the full consent of both animals and females prefer males that are more submissive as and older females have more of a bias towards immigrant males that they’ve formed CLOSE BONDS with. It seems that this video oversimplified and misrepresented hyena hierarchical systems. Males do often have a bad time in the hyena packs, not because they are males. But because due to their nomadic nature (again not because they’re male) meaning they are often in lower ranks when moving to new clans. It’s kind of confusing really because she said she observed hyenas in real life. So I don’t understand why the misinformation.
    But why trust a random stranger on the internet... well now you don’t have too. Read it for yourself.
    Comparative Hyena behavior:
    www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/hyena
    Hyena mating preferences:
    www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1691369/

    • @Sigmaasphere
      @Sigmaasphere Рік тому +2

      You trying hard to make feminism look bad😂

    • @IdntknowWhy
      @IdntknowWhy 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Sigmaasphere what ?

    • @Xerbat.
      @Xerbat. 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Sigmaasphere what do hyenas have to do with feminism?

    • @Toadey2012
      @Toadey2012 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Xerbat. Femmies are dominant?

    • @TheAkwarium
      @TheAkwarium Місяць тому

      @@Sigmaasphere feminism makes itself already look bad on its own

  • @gnochhuos645
    @gnochhuos645 7 років тому +1199

    "That sucks", said Hyena male#1
    "This sucks", said Hyena male#2

    • @migdonalds
      @migdonalds 7 років тому +23

      Ok Keith Mesa - no don't

    • @tvremote9394
      @tvremote9394 7 років тому +67

      and with very little outside help, they overthrew the female hyena

    • @alkatron768
      @alkatron768 7 років тому +30

      at least the deadly lazer is weakened by the blanket

    • @TaliesinMyrddin
      @TaliesinMyrddin 7 років тому +42

      Wanna go to a new clan? Don't.
      Why?
      My son, that's a deadly hazer.

    • @yo19951O9rk
      @yo19951O9rk 7 років тому +5

      +TaliesinMyrddin
      Bravo, just bravo.

  • @eulasshirt3457
    @eulasshirt3457 3 роки тому +3145

    Depressed kid: Dies
    Reincarnated: *YESSSSSS*
    Reincarnated as a male hyena: bro...

    • @Ryker974
      @Ryker974 3 роки тому +86

      I thought I would live a happy life this time...

    • @helioxghost
      @helioxghost 3 роки тому +47

      isekai moment.

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 роки тому +36

      @@helioxghost isekai but it's Re Zero.

    • @helioxghost
      @helioxghost 3 роки тому +22

      @@GaganSingh-nx2yv let the suffering begin...

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 роки тому +15

      @@helioxghost even death can't save you.

  • @thischannelisnowdefunct1825
    @thischannelisnowdefunct1825 4 роки тому +2404

    When hyenas mate:
    Males: u-uh sweetheart.. this it’s our f-first time.. a-and maybe we should k-keep it slow.. a-and
    Females: CMON LETS DANCE CUPCAKE!

  • @AnimalsComparisonvideo
    @AnimalsComparisonvideo 11 днів тому +3

    It Got Ruined. Now There's A Tons Of Why It Sucks To Be Born As

  • @obamosthemanbehindtheslaug8429
    @obamosthemanbehindtheslaug8429 3 роки тому +1317

    The depressed kid: My life sucks now
    A male hyena: and i took that personally

    • @hailerm2238
      @hailerm2238 3 роки тому +1

      one month and no one has commented yet lmaaoo welp ill broke that curse

    • @Ahmed_Malrogi.750
      @Ahmed_Malrogi.750 3 роки тому

      @@hailerm2238 😉

    • @sohanprasad8989
      @sohanprasad8989 3 роки тому

      @@hailerm2238 😂

    • @emaanahsansarfraz1940
      @emaanahsansarfraz1940 3 роки тому +5

      Hello! How are you all? If anyone needs someone to listen, someone to talk to, or a friend. I am here to talk, listen, and be a friend. I hope you all are safe and well. Know that you are amazing and have rights as a human. I am very sorry for anything that seems bad that may have happened in your life. I want you to know that you are incredible and are capable of wonders. What matters is your inside, not your exterior. Love yourself and cherish yourself. Words cannot explain how astonishing you are. You deserve care, love, and happiness, don't let anything make you feel otherwise. Please have appropriate action for anything that you know is wrong. Anything that seems bad or wrong in your life right now will get better. Please don't do what is wrong, fighting back and harming others will not solve the problem. Please understand that and do the good thing. It will one day come back to you. The people in the world are so much more than what we know about them, not everyone opens up about the beautiful things and acts they have witnessed, not all those amazing doings are acknowledged. Please understand that and know that. If you feel like no one cares about you, know that I care about you. Keep your head up high and never give up. Together, we can be a better community! Stay safe, healthy, happy, kind, understanding, positive and strong!

    • @Haiyabby
      @Haiyabby 3 роки тому

      @@emaanahsansarfraz1940 You are so wholesome and kind omg

  • @thisrandomdude2880
    @thisrandomdude2880 4 роки тому +222

    What's interesting is that striped hyenas, the ones I'm more familiar with, don't follow these rules at all! They form monogamous couples and raise their offsprings until they're ready to leave and move on. It's an egaletarian relationship. I don't know if they pair up for life or just for mating and raising the young tho, so someone inform me please

  • @yahyasalimi3254
    @yahyasalimi3254 3 роки тому +2259

    Doctor: So tell me why you want to change your gender?
    Him: Sir, I am a male hyena
    Doctor: Oh shit, it is emergency

  • @dcwalk1
    @dcwalk1 3 роки тому +6

    I'm here because of Kevin Samuels, astonishing.

  • @DavidChipman
    @DavidChipman 7 років тому +351

    I take it being a male hyena is no laughing matter. Yep, I'll leave now.

    • @redsharkemoji6518
      @redsharkemoji6518 7 років тому +2

      David Chipman XD

    • @Demon_SXZ
      @Demon_SXZ 7 років тому +1

      David Chipman I can't stop thinking about lion King hyenas laughing 😂😂

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 7 років тому +1

      David Chipman dude, don't leave, that was a good pun XD

    • @hello5344
      @hello5344 6 років тому +1

      David Chipman 230th like is me good luck.

    • @grounds_up3780
      @grounds_up3780 6 років тому +1

      David Chipman pun intended

  • @raulsandoval2523
    @raulsandoval2523 3 роки тому +260

    Lion: oh god what happend to his eye?
    Male hyena: um
    Female hyena: he fell down right honey
    Male hyena: yes honey

    • @recration
      @recration 11 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @lukadlrue6387
    @lukadlrue6387 7 років тому +142

    well this makes me fell bad for male hyenas now

  • @HoppsVCastro
    @HoppsVCastro Рік тому +1

    My childhood is your channel…

  • @Sora33o
    @Sora33o 5 років тому +461

    "Unlike most mammals, female hyenas are bigger and meaner than males" You've never been down South?

    • @הוגןאלוהים
      @הוגןאלוהים 5 років тому +10

      What does having to be in South America have to do with anything you delusional shit

    • @susangraves4272
      @susangraves4272 5 років тому +108

      @@הוגןאלוהים less south America and more of the southern part of North America, where females are annoyingly aggressive and overweight. Dumbass

    • @paris2777
      @paris2777 5 років тому +7

      susan graves
      Just saying your name makes my feel like a jolly rancher left in a car to melt and mold over

    • @cicatrixnictophilii
      @cicatrixnictophilii 5 років тому +11

      @@הוגןאלוהים something tells me you're from the south😂.. Just chill it was a joke

    • @brookeglover4568
      @brookeglover4568 5 років тому +3

      Ryan Wolf We got a lot of Karen’s down here lol and i’m not even souuutthhh south

  • @utsnow7952
    @utsnow7952 5 років тому +367

    When the hyaenas hierarchy is much more rigid than your government

    • @leohino9211
      @leohino9211 5 років тому +9

      That's both funny and sad.

    • @lizzieAGAIN
      @lizzieAGAIN 5 років тому +3

      i love that this comment could work for just about every government in the world rn

    • @leohino9211
      @leohino9211 5 років тому +1

      @@lizzieAGAIN
      Yeah.

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 4 роки тому +1

      That’s not too surprising. Humans are more confusing and complex.... and stubborn... and we tend to give Mother Nature the middle finger more often then not unlike animals whom are kind of slaves to nature and instinct.

    • @leohino9211
      @leohino9211 4 роки тому +1

      @@tjlnintendo
      Godammit why is this true? Why?

  • @hanzzzya9225
    @hanzzzya9225 7 років тому +383

    99% of the comments are people saying "All the comments are anti feminists getting triggered by this, and feminists getting triggered at anti feminists are triggered"
    1% of the comments is about people getting triggered ._.
    literally, all i see is people commenting about people getting angry

  • @terrytheinsane
    @terrytheinsane 2 роки тому +4

    I like archosaurs and chelicerates far more than I'd ever like any mammal, but if I had to choose my favorite mammal it would probably be the spotted hyena

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 4 роки тому +74

    Orca whales are an interesting example of another mammal species with female dominated groups. Unlike spotted hyenas, males orcas are MASSIVE compared to female orcas. And like many mammals, there is sexual competition between males for mating access. But the females, especially the matriarch, still seem to be at the top of the pecking order. Males have more scars from intra-species competition at all stages of life, and it's not just from other males. Males also generally defer to females in confrontations.
    Just like humans, female orca whales go through menopause. The matriarch of a pod is usually a female too old to breed, which makes the amount of respect she commands incredible. It comes down to intelligence; orcas are so intelligent that they can learn new behaviors and communicate them to others. And an old female orca will have the most experience of anyone in the pod. The social hierarchy isn't purely based on power, but on utility and benefit for the group.
    I find that really incredible.

    • @hellonokay1925
      @hellonokay1925 4 роки тому +19

      i now wonder how will orcas see the hyena society. i bet they will be disgusted by how badly they treat there male adult hyenas.

  • @minnico4932
    @minnico4932 3 роки тому +759

    "why does it suck to be a male hyena"
    Me: has to really go sleep
    Me: why does it tho?!!

  • @vani2333
    @vani2333 3 роки тому +595

    "You're a hyena, Harry."

  • @Fatehx
    @Fatehx Рік тому +5

    As a wolf from their locality,I can confirm this is true..

  • @ved5339
    @ved5339 4 роки тому +1678

    next thing you know is that there is an activist group demanding equal rights for male hyenas

    • @handsomebear.
      @handsomebear. 4 роки тому +104

      Except the reason females were able to do that in the human realm is because humans overall value females as a group.
      A better analogy would be homeless/low ranking human males creating an acitvist group. All I can say is, GL getting enough people to care. Sadface

    • @Ghost_Enclave
      @Ghost_Enclave 4 роки тому +139

      Nah, men don't care about that bullshit. If it was the female hyenas who were the lowest in the hierarchy, then we'd have some kind of feminist hyena activist group.

    • @jlinus7251
      @jlinus7251 4 роки тому +62

      I support this. I want an activist group for male hyiena rights now 😆

    • @cringyboring
      @cringyboring 4 роки тому +45

      Bet you wouldn't be saying this if the female hyenas were the lowest ranked

    • @WhAtEvEr-si8pz
      @WhAtEvEr-si8pz 4 роки тому +51

      Héctor Acosta I care about males. Also I don’t get what you’re trying to say. How does equality between men and women relate to hierarchy? It honestly just sounds like someone broke your heart. The only thing I can think of that’s not fair towards men is the legal system in terms of divorce. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But in general both men and women go through struggles and women being beneath men won’t fix that for you.

  • @Hyperjordan
    @Hyperjordan 6 років тому +820

    my mom treats me like a male hyena

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 6 років тому +75

      Its time to search for new pride then.

    • @sleepytimedearie
      @sleepytimedearie 6 років тому +20

      XD Me too and im a girl lol

    • @illuminat3379
      @illuminat3379 6 років тому +2

      Then show her who is the boss!
      Do whatever you want not what your mom tells you to do!

    • @Hyperjordan
      @Hyperjordan 6 років тому

      I already do that

    • @Hyperjordan
      @Hyperjordan 6 років тому

      well she does treat me like a go getter everyday

  • @phoenixw2735
    @phoenixw2735 4 роки тому +304

    Haida after getting rejected for the 20th time:

  • @fideltuda4678
    @fideltuda4678 2 роки тому +4

    And here I thought being a man is tough, glad I wasn't born a male hyena saying that there life is hard is an understatement

  • @Feliciatanktop
    @Feliciatanktop 7 років тому +3230

    Y'all really turned a 2 minute video about hyenas into an argument about feminism. Why is the internet like this

    • @gamez4life642
      @gamez4life642 7 років тому +124

      CAUSE WHY FUCKIN NOT!?!?!

    • @commenttroll5809
      @commenttroll5809 7 років тому +203

      Because anyone can have a voice on the internet. Now excuse me I have an opinion on why 3rd wave Feminism...
      1)
      * AUTISTIC SCREAMING *

    • @willianditaquera
      @willianditaquera 7 років тому +80

      because we can use our brain and we saw this is the feminist dream?

    • @anonymouscandle1223
      @anonymouscandle1223 7 років тому +184

      'Cause the internet is full of fucking idiots who despite having access to Google, have no idea how to actually use it to expand their limited knowledge.
      They don't even know what feminism is, or that 3rd wave feminism, isn't fucking feminism, it's just a bunch of stupid Tumblr loving kids who are just as uninformed as all the "men" bashing on feminism claiming that the world doesn't need it.
      They don't see the bigger picture. They aren't smart enough to realise that when a guy cries about being oppressed because of feminism, that women have been oppressed by the entirety of the male half of humanity for thousands of years. They don't like it when the extremists turn the tables on them, so they sit on their keyboards and winge about how unfair and "anti-male" feminism is. In short, they're fucking pathetic.

    • @zeke1220
      @zeke1220 7 років тому +33

      The comments are just following the trend started by tumblr, buzzfeed, and the news: make everything about feminism

  • @jsthings967
    @jsthings967 7 років тому +70

    well that explains why shenzi from the lion king is the head of the group...

  • @Victoria-ju2uf
    @Victoria-ju2uf 6 років тому +222

    Sees a gender in the title
    Imminently gets ready for WW3 in the comments

  • @veronica3662
    @veronica3662 7 місяців тому +5

    Oh, poor hyenas. Being a hyena in general kind of sucks tbh. Look at the birth process for female hyenas. Seriously, poor things. :

  • @PrinceKioShin
    @PrinceKioShin 6 років тому +472

    They go through hell.. but yet still manages to laugh it off. LOL.

  • @alexdsilva8675
    @alexdsilva8675 6 років тому +892

    If it sucks why they always laughing

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 6 років тому +69

      Masochists

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 6 років тому +88

      To hide the pain and also masochism

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 6 років тому +29

      If you don't laugh you cry.

    • @hartaj8599
      @hartaj8599 6 років тому +82

      They're laughing at the joke their life is.

    • @coachcro7722
      @coachcro7722 6 років тому +34

      Hyenas don't do that laughing noise in captivity. They 'laugh' because they're nervous or afraid, it's more of a cry, really. Male hyenas cry all the time

  • @luigidisanpietro3720
    @luigidisanpietro3720 3 роки тому +207

    Hyena Son: Dad, I think its about time for me to confess my love to Emily.....
    Hyena Dad: *Break a leg, Son. Literally.*

  • @WildDogSigma
    @WildDogSigma 11 місяців тому +3

    This feels like my workplace.

  • @galaxygirl1950
    @galaxygirl1950 6 років тому +246

    that’s so sad... poor male hyena 😞😞

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 6 років тому

      😥😫😭😭😭

    • @d.t.w1390
      @d.t.w1390 6 років тому +15

      Dam sad
      Alexa, Play Despacito 2

    • @TylerSolvestri
      @TylerSolvestri 6 років тому +1

      Is not sad if they say 'no sad' :^/

    • @yesserafim
      @yesserafim 6 років тому +9

      Yeah we could say that for Human females

    • @crystalchapman9719
      @crystalchapman9719 6 років тому

      Galaxy girl b****** taking over

  • @mollypaws
    @mollypaws 5 років тому +320

    Poor Haida, must've had a hard childhood.

    • @makaylahall2664
      @makaylahall2664 5 років тому +2

      @@christianalba5524
      Correct

    • @hirxken5827
      @hirxken5827 5 років тому +7

      Now i know why he won't have a chance with retsy :(

    • @JS-wj6vb
      @JS-wj6vb 5 років тому +9

      @@hirxken5827
      Let's just wait until season three for him to try again, but that does explain a lot about Haida.

    • @mangled_babe
      @mangled_babe 5 років тому +1

      Not only is he a furry, but he's in an anime, so I doubt it lmao. Y'all nasty zoophiles. xD

    • @xferretz9406
      @xferretz9406 5 років тому

      @@christianalba5524 haida is babey

  • @env0x
    @env0x 5 років тому +1450

    We gotta teach those male hyenas about red pill and mgtow

    • @lifechoices4749
      @lifechoices4749 5 років тому +33

      Stupid...😂😂😂😂

    • @datonebase2150
      @datonebase2150 5 років тому +38

      You girls just get anything youll want. But sometimes thats not the case

    • @MyoclonicJerkCough
      @MyoclonicJerkCough 5 років тому +15

      If they're hot maybe, they won't if they're uglies, fatties, cougars or female blood relatives. But those aren't real girls anyway

    • @benardio6193
      @benardio6193 5 років тому +7

      Damn man.... you made me laugh

    • @iABabyCuh
      @iABabyCuh 5 років тому +36

      Why would you wanna teach them how to be losers who make lame excuses for why they can’t connect with women? Lmao
      You’ll fuck them up even more.

  • @ProfessorMeeks
    @ProfessorMeeks 2 роки тому +7

    Every black man in America needs to see this video....this is sad.

    • @scj1668
      @scj1668 2 роки тому

      Yeah this is what they’re trying to make it like this is why I’ve stopped dealing with women from America and go to other countries where I’m appreciated we both get something from return and they’re better looking I mean obesity bad habits drugs are a big problem here and when you wear make up every day that messes up your skin

  • @carriewalsh3313
    @carriewalsh3313 6 років тому +319

    Am I the only one who noticed they hyena went from slytherin to gryffindor?

    • @filthymcnastyazz
      @filthymcnastyazz 6 років тому +1

      Carrie Walsh yes

    • @sergioponce3151
      @sergioponce3151 6 років тому +21

      I thought they went from House Stark to House Lannister

    • @Murph1802
      @Murph1802 6 років тому +3

      Yeah they did, it wasn't a harry potter reference at all

    • @hel.v5739
      @hel.v5739 6 років тому

      Carrie Walsh i saw it too, and the scar looks like harry potters one.

    • @sherealu464
      @sherealu464 6 років тому

      So true

  • @rspeak5768
    @rspeak5768 7 років тому +585

    Hey this isn't minute earth! This is 3 minute earth!

  • @maryaquino4375
    @maryaquino4375 7 років тому +652

    is it just me or did i just see
    A FREAKING HARRY POTTER SCAR ON THE HYENA'S FREAKING FOREHEAD

    • @blehhh4793
      @blehhh4793 7 років тому +2

      harry as animagus

    • @kollsveinozpil
      @kollsveinozpil 7 років тому +1

      That is Harry finally knowing to use his animagus

    • @daborj27
      @daborj27 7 років тому +3

      Ok, seriously people, i posted this same comment on the same day, and didn't get any likes or comments.

    • @edawgg1314
      @edawgg1314 7 років тому

      hah same

    • @s3pia22
      @s3pia22 7 років тому +2

      Draquetta Malfoy Yas

  • @stopsign606
    @stopsign606 2 роки тому +15

    Normal feminism: Don't touch women inappropriately, let women vote.
    Twitter Feminism:

    • @scj1668
      @scj1668 2 роки тому +2

      No this is fourth wave feminism what you said at first is what it used to be which I can agree with now They basically think men have no use other than to reproduce which is funny because their house was built by a man

  • @captainarigatos294
    @captainarigatos294 5 років тому +776

    Don’t you just love it when people try to turn facts into sexism.

  • @fuhi4080
    @fuhi4080 5 років тому +224

    Wow. A highly informative video which was kept short in high quality? A true gem within youtube, indeed. Thanks. :)

  • @Korpionix
    @Korpionix 5 років тому +473

    89% comments about comments about feminists
    10% comments about feminists
    1% other

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 5 років тому +2

      sad but true

    • @wisho-st8rp
      @wisho-st8rp 5 років тому +7

      Actually 1% lion king

    • @alwaysacomplicatedaffair2407
      @alwaysacomplicatedaffair2407 5 років тому +4

      Yours is a comment about comments about comments about feminists, and mine is a comment about a comment about comments about comments about feminists.

    • @llamaniaman4002
      @llamaniaman4002 5 років тому +1

      @@alwaysacomplicatedaffair2407 that hurt my brain

    • @nirock2550
      @nirock2550 5 років тому

      Hayjsjsksks

  • @leatherheadlouisa4879
    @leatherheadlouisa4879 3 роки тому +3

    thank you for creating this

  • @bluekunt
    @bluekunt 7 років тому +791

    The comment section is full of comments that are talking about the comment section

    • @alexisk1615
      @alexisk1615 7 років тому +13

      Blue Knight #CCCrushers everyone is complaining about the comments being toxic but I only saw comments complaining about comments I don't even see. Commentception

    • @mohammedsalman7869
      @mohammedsalman7869 7 років тому +9

      The comment section is full of comments that are talking about how the comment section is full of comments that are talking about the comment section

    • @gamingwithjames6594
      @gamingwithjames6594 7 років тому +4

      mind fuck

    • @onedoesnotsimply7375
      @onedoesnotsimply7375 7 років тому +4

      +M Di Sal
      So that was a comment talking about the comments in the comment section that are talking about the comments in the comment section that are talking about the comments in the comment section?

    • @julcaos
      @julcaos 7 років тому +1

      this could literally go on forever...! :)

  • @さくら-l8t
    @さくら-l8t 3 роки тому +492

    Lol imagine if in Aggretsuko, Haida had multiple sisters and a mom who were all portrayed as being a lot taller and bigger than him, aggressive and terrify the shit out of everyone. And their all so protective of Haida cause he’s the total opposite. That would be a really funny concept.

    • @mjxbb1983
      @mjxbb1983 2 роки тому +22

      Bruh I did not know people would mention this

    • @reversenoobz1
      @reversenoobz1 2 роки тому +16

      That'd actually be a interesting part of the story lol

    • @detweiler
      @detweiler 2 роки тому +3

      That is trueee😆 who's excited for season 5

    • @reversenoobz1
      @reversenoobz1 2 роки тому +1

      @@detweiler Me!

    • @randomwolfygirl
      @randomwolfygirl 2 роки тому +2

      I like this idea

  • @mohitmehra3158
    @mohitmehra3158 3 роки тому +146

    Male Hyena: I nee-
    Female Hyena: You're beyond shameless remember who you are.

    • @silveringo6366
      @silveringo6366 3 роки тому

      Yeah why don’t they run away

    • @BruhTNT4258
      @BruhTNT4258 2 роки тому

      @@silveringo6366
      Some do, there’s a story about one male hyena who joined a group of Wild Dogs and they accepted him for whatever reason.

  • @CosmicPentagonThe3rd
    @CosmicPentagonThe3rd 2 роки тому +1

    Male praying mantises: Ha... You haven't seen what happened to me yet...

  • @giovanihernandez4026
    @giovanihernandez4026 4 роки тому +94

    Wow!The Lion King movie paid so much attention to nature that they made the female hyena bigger and stronger.Im impressed.

    • @GioM95.
      @GioM95. 4 роки тому

      Oh yea

    • @silveryfeather208
      @silveryfeather208 4 роки тому +1

      What about the cartoon where Shenzi was just as much of a dumbass as her brothers?

  • @bigcheese4740
    @bigcheese4740 6 років тому +3361

    A feminist dream right here

    • @tessglazier6121
      @tessglazier6121 6 років тому +237

      I'm a feminist (and a female) and that's not what feminism is about it's about being equal not being better than the other sex

    • @idontexist7305
      @idontexist7305 6 років тому +228

      @@tessglazier6121 wake up, you already have your equal rights woman!

    • @Ada-kr4io
      @Ada-kr4io 6 років тому +153

      THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING HYENAS

    • @improvementinc.3712
      @improvementinc.3712 6 років тому +5

      Echo lol

    • @midnightnotracer
      @midnightnotracer 6 років тому +40

      @@Ada-kr4io we must amend
      The Bill of Equal Rights for Hyenas

  • @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067
    @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067 7 років тому +1094

    I like how people are complaining about feminist comments, but I don't see any feminist comments

    • @alexlion0511
      @alexlion0511 7 років тому +6

      same

    • @izaiahjones210
      @izaiahjones210 7 років тому +1

      alexlion0511 Hey alex, I don't usually see ten words of wisdom contestantsn around youtube

    • @baetaesuga1540
      @baetaesuga1540 7 років тому +10

      Lmao honestly fr😂😂I've been scrolling for a minute and I haven't found a single one yet😂😂Btw hi ARMY!!😙💕💕💙💙

    • @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067
      @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067 7 років тому +3

      BaeTaeSuga Hi family~~

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 7 років тому +8

      "OH MERH GAWWD HAV YA SEEN THOSE FEMINIST ESJAY DUBLE YOOS ALL OVER DA COMMENT SECTION"