School Stories | Stand-up comedy by Sandesh Johnny
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- These are a few quick jokes about how slow I was in School
For enquiries write to sandeshjohnny@gmail.com
Facebook : / johnnykasandesh
Instagram : / johnnykasandesh
Twitter : / johnnykasandesh
Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai.
Shot by Dishang Popat and The Habitat Videography Team
Edited by Vivek Muralidharan (@mightbevivek)
Sound Mixing by Bhavneet (@bhavneetuncut)
Song Courtesy - Nitin Nayyar ( • Home by outliners )
Special thanks to Rohit Swain for all the help.
Written and Performed by Sandesh Johnny
#Standupcomedy #IndianStandUpComedy - Комедії
Pao kilo do me leke jata hu😂😂🤣
look at him kids:
the only guy who got to live harem school life😂😂
'Tip tip barsa paani, Johnny ne aag laga di' 😂😀
Fuck you
@@VivekBhavneetJohnny You don't fuck me. I fuck me!
@@VivekBhavneetJohnnyWTF
u gay bro?
Wait...
Sorry!
@@Rajkumar-sm6bi Yes bro they do 3some :D
Phaad diya bhai
Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣The last joke was too good. Looking forward for more....
Audiance didn't get it man...lot of punches...When you said Amazon, I was like oh shit I too work for the same (west India) company...that too for two companies...!
Your school life was what most of the guys want but can't have
36 larkiyon k sath langdi khelne Ka shokh kise Hoga 😂😂😂
Why did you stop making videos in ur channel
Noooooo...... Its fun only watching the schools from the outside.
Yeh sab ladko ki teens mai ichha hoti hai par sab bekar hai bois gang is the best yrr...
Still digesting the fact thar he was the only boy in the class😂😂😂
Is bande ko maine hyd me dekha tha . Inke paas bahut mast stories hain. Live jarur dekho.
Love you Johnny ♥️
I too was among the 13 assassins in the play at my school....lol
If I'll comment who will reply Vivek , Bhavneet or Jhonny?
Our subtitle guy
@@VivekBhavneetJohnny lol 😂
The last joke though😂
The joke at 6.00 is most funny and audacious.
6:00
Utkarsh kumar Kurrey
Thanks
No problem
Yass....
i guess nobody got the 36 girls joke 🤣🤣🤣😅
Last wala bohot hard diye bhai
Neat and clean comedy!😊😊 Great punches, delivered correctly!😂😂 Too awesome mann👏👏👏
This man wants to become everything in life😂😂😂😂 sharukh khan that play one and pt teacher also but the point is that he is not even one of them😂😂😂😂😂
Ussi liye Inka naam Jhonny hai..
Mikasa?
His jokes were actually funny
Ek min ek min he was in a all girls school and now can u imagine the condition of girl who got main role .... This guy trying to pop balloon
Hamara PT teacher roz subah assembly may formal k niche sports shoes pehankar aata tha aur Bolta tha :
" Arey Straight Line sidhi karle "😂.
Isleye toh PT sir kabhi english ma'am ke saath kabhi baat nahi kar paye.
This guy works really hard, saw this set long back in an open mic. Keep it going sandesh bhai.
♥️♥️
Was waiting for ur standup bro.....great work😂😂😂🤘🙏
Kya baat hai .. Sandesh Johnny ❤️
The audience probably did not get the Bible & Science joke and Johnny clearly was hurt. 🧐
It wasn't Bible joke
But nowhere in quran also there is no such reward .. I study the quran..
@@ShabnoorMaved In Quran:- Surah An Naba(78:31-32), here's it's written beleivers will get big breasted women😂
In Jamiyat Tirmidhi:- (Vol 3, book 20 hadith 1663), here's it's written beleivers will get married to 72 hoors in paradise😂
Bhai thoda elaborate karoge joke ko...want to know if there was something more than I got
Can relate.... my school was all boys skl and turned into co-ed after 50 yrs of establishment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too gud.👍👍👍
My Jaw hurtssss!!!! :D
You are doing something else😂🤣
Bhai ki halat meri tarah h
Outside : 😂
Inside : 😭
Bro finally I found some good content
This is something fresh...!!
Nice one mate! Subbed!
From ( 3:40 ) I laughed the most😂😂😂
History : Gandhi 400 km chla salt bnaya...
Chemistry : combine sodium into chlorine it will become salt...
He : to jake koi Gandhi ko btao...buddha kab se akela chla jaa rha he...Ek test tube 🧪🧪🧪 de dete ghar se independence mil jata.... 😝😝😝😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god what a line....
from Abids Grammar? or Little Flower? that PT sir shoes is so accurate bro. reminded me of school days. good one!!
Halke fulke badiya jokes h bhai., Entertainment
Stanley School is co-education school.. sacchi..😱 Bhai pata hota toh mai bhi wahan pe admission leta 🤣😍
Couldn't forget those beautiful girls in Blue skirt and Yellow T-shirts. Met a few of them during my class 10 Board exam. Examination centre me sab bus Stanley ki girls ko hi dekh rahe thae 🤣
Aur unn sab ke beech me mujhe bhi dekh rahe the ki ‘ye banda skirt me kya kar raha hai’😋
@@VivekBhavneetJohnny Bhai tab pata nai tha na aap bhi unke beech me baithe ho.. 🤣
Waise mera 98 ka batch tha.. and maine bhi B.Com kiya hai OU Open se 👍
Hillarious jokes bro , forced me to watch till end...
Upload more videos.
😂😂😂😂way too funny and underrated
By the way baaju may guitar ka kya kaam😂😂😂😂😂
That half successful jihad mission got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
Increase the salary of the subtitle guy right now.
Ye video no. 1 pe trending deserve karta hai 👌
The subtitles are hilarious af 😂😂😂 kudos
You are unique man! idk y i found you so late
Ghar se independence ata 😂😂😂.
Underrated comment
"Ye animal kisika bhagwaan hai, nhi hai to 1/4 kilo do mein le jata hun"😂😂😂😂😂
What a punch at the end.😄😜
who knew those animation stories were real
Half successful Jihad mission 😂🤣😂
Very underrated joke
Wowww... Vijay Sethupathi started stand up comedy ahhh..😂😂😂
Awesome man.. awesome... loved it.
😂😂😂jullies ceaseer 😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
You earned a subscriber 😂😂😂
Brilliant Sandesh!!!
In my class there were 64 students out of which 11 are boys and rest girls. 😂😂😂😂 once in a life time moment.
Tight set dude
I really feel the need to clarify the misunderstanding that nowhere in the quran there is a mention of such reward of 72 virgins for jihad.. Not in the entire quran.. I study the quran..
Jihad literally means an effort and fight against self towards conciousness .. And actual meaning of ح و ر is the understanding gifted from God .. The pearls of wisdom..
Last joke was lit 🤣
Bhai twin tower to sach me ud gaya
Hilarious BHAGVAAN
Gandhi joke was the best
Logical jokes.. jo sunne ko kmm milta hai... thanks for shared...
There is a big mistake at 4:33, he said he was giving audition for the role of Julius Caesar but those words, "Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears.." were spoken by Mark Antony on Julius Caesar's funeral post-assassination, not by Caesar of course!
Nice bro...all the best..... Ur content is too good....
Amazing dude!! Kudos 🥳🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥
Nice one..keep it up.
Bhagwan nhi hai toh pao kilo do mai ghar leke jata hu🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro these 3 will shine ..... perfect broo
I liked Gandhi jock
Thanks "Godse"
I liked Kobe Jock!
My school st. Michael's high school estb. In 1858
Awesome mahnnn
Keep it up.
Awaiting new videossss
Julies ceaser wale joke bhot kam samjhen ge😜😜
Pandu ka asli rang dikh Gaya🤣
@@ganeshkumars3383 😂👍
great punch lines bro!
My mother went to Same skl 😂😂😂
Great set bro
I loved it
Thoroughly enjoyed it 😀😄
Awesome content Mann!
Nice ..my man Johnny
good going 🤘🏻
Superrr,, Laughed a lot.. keep rocking.....
This guy looks like Young Vijay sethupathi
Too good bro
Simply hilarious.
Gajabb!!!!!!!👍👍👍👌
behtereen launde ❣️
Amazing
Amazing Content !!!!
Many wouldn't have understood that half jihad joke
But it was hilarious
You should slow down a bit
.. awesome jokes though..
Exactly my PT ma'am on occasion she use to wear sports shoes on her traditional dresses;-)
Half successful jihad operation! Mic. Drop!😂😂😂
Big fan aao kabhi mithila
I was dumb and *self aware*😂😂subtitles were funnier than the jokes
Superb
I was going to say "ae south Indian go sell idli dosa" but no you are epic man 🔥
I was going ignore the racism ,but thanks man
Nice one bro👌👌👌🤣
Boy that's harem right there
Similar things happens with me bro ,i was too given role of assassination of Julius Caesar in my school .
✍️
🔥🔥👌👌🤣🤣
Nice!!
When i see Jhonny, i thought jokes are from topic Johnny sins, then i realise it's is his name 🤣😂
This guy looks like Kapil Mishra.
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