Me during class: “I’m not sleeping my mind is alive” Edit : I got a lotta likes in just a couple of hours so tyy 😁😁 Edit 2: The likes are rolling in just like my debt ❤️❤️ Edit 3: Y’all I had a test today and when I was done I actually lived this word- Edit 4 : MY TEACHER EVERYONE HATES HAS BEEN ABSENT ALSO JUSTICE FOR GRASS! Basically what happened was I fell asleep but I heard every single person talking (I heard my teacher coming my way that’s how I woke up)
Literally me during hour-long-first-thing-in-the-morning-all-slideshow-running-on-no-sleep-due-to-the-amount-of-homework science class when i was younger lol
Because there is Alpha amylase and Beta amylase and a cow has Both so a cow can eat Salad AND grass, but a human couldnt Digest grass ( These are enzymes which breaks carbonhydratechains into smaller chains for example lactose will Break into galctose and glucose, Thats why lactose free milk tastes sweeter)
“YES WHALE” had me rolling on the floor
227 likes but no comments!? Let’s fix that
I’m dying 🤣
YES WHALE!
UA-cam comments piss me off so much
@@Madz_xXfr, especially the comments on youtube shorts
“Sit, why aren’t you a dog”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 yes she said that to her cat 🐈
“ I ✨ DiEd 🤌🏻 DeAd “ Slay queen
Me during class:
“I’m not sleeping my mind is alive”
Edit : I got a lotta likes in just a couple of hours so tyy 😁😁
Edit 2: The likes are rolling in just like my debt ❤️❤️
Edit 3: Y’all I had a test today and when I was done I actually lived this word-
Edit 4 : MY TEACHER EVERYONE HATES HAS BEEN ABSENT ALSO JUSTICE FOR GRASS!
Basically what happened was I fell asleep but I heard every single person talking
(I heard my teacher coming my way that’s how I woke up)
Hahah! 😂
Yeah fr 😂
Frrrr😂
Exactly 😂
Literally me during hour-long-first-thing-in-the-morning-all-slideshow-running-on-no-sleep-due-to-the-amount-of-homework science class when i was younger lol
TAYLOR IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST NATURAL CELEBRITY EVER🩷🩷
"Why can we eat salad but not grass" Yes vegan teacher, tell us why
We need a new era: Grassjusticelore
Ahem.
Tracks include:
Grassile- exile
The Grass- The1
Peace (for grass)- peace
Grass season- august
WHAT ELSE?
@@swiftieduck Omg I love that lol
@@ngl-imkindastupid ty ;)
Because there is Alpha amylase and Beta amylase and a cow has Both so a cow can eat Salad AND grass, but a human couldnt Digest grass ( These are enzymes which breaks carbonhydratechains into smaller chains for example lactose will Break into galctose and glucose, Thats why lactose free milk tastes sweeter)
@@swiftieduck Grass (Taylor’s version)
“I’m really exci- I’m hungry, I’m also really excited”
Why can we eat salad but not grass is actually so genius omfg
THIS DANG DEER JUST JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF MY VAN
-Taylor swift
"There will be no explanation only reputation because I AM DRAMATIC" 😭💜💅🏽
HAHAHA SHES STILL A QUEEN AFTER THOSE THO 😂😂😂
"Rip me me, rip me, I died dead" Me everyday 😂
LOL THE QUEEN SLAYED
RATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATA
-TAYLOR SWIFT
don’t forget
“happy national snake day my favorite day of the year”
And this is why we love her
That 'JE SUIS CALME' was damn good tho😂❤❤
That Karma is Real 💅🏻- Wise words by our queen Taylor
“mOtHeR iS mOtHeRiNg”
Yk what else u can‘t spell without ts…FacTS
TS is a mastermind, will always be a book u can‘t put down and that are facTS
PLSSS DO MORE OF THESE, ITS SO GOOOD
WE NEED A PART TWO!!!!
If you do a part 2 : " this dear this dang dear just jumped Infront my van" 😂
I love how random these where 😂
"No... this is a pizza!"
“You’re getting really upset and whenever a man shows emotion ✨I appear.”✨
“BUT THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE A HEAD!! 😭”
Breath in , breathe deep ,breath through ,breathe out 😊
Can you pls do NOT THE STEAK 😂❤
I LOVE taylor ❤❤❤❤❤❤
This is the rainiest rain show that has every rain showed ever ever ever 🌧️
She’s so funny… whether she means to be or not, but she is.
The best one is
"When do you sleep"
"I sleep at night, thats a good question though"
The last one is my fav cause of his reaction after she shouted that😂
Just be yourself, there is no one better.
-Taylor Swift
The JUIS SUIS CALME scared us all 😅
Part 2 pleaseeee!!
This woman is just amazing😍
“We’re getting really upset and whenever a man shows emotion ✨I appear✨”😎
andddd this is why we lover her ❤❤❤❤
“I could fall of this thing and die…that’s awesome”
One of my faves: (when refering to evermore on eras tour) I see what you have been saying ive seen it all
“For me ummmmm”😂😂
It has to be “I’m not asleep my mind is aLiVe”
ALL THE ANGLES ALL THE ANGLES!
Mother is mothering, but mother is indeed mothering 😂
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEEEE"
“ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO AWESOMENESS “
How I am when I’m mad at someone and they tell me to calm down
" YES WHALE " IM CRYING LOVE HER
“you can’t spell cats without ts” is one of my favorite lines she said
Taylor is so good
“Are u allergic to awesomeness” got me dying
Don't forget "whenever a man shows emotion, i appear!"
This is the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed
“I’m nominated for some CMT awards!” **dances around excitedly**
“Wanna see my back tattoo…yep, pretty great, I might get it permanent”
Hahahahahhahah god I love this girl😂
And, this is why, I will STAY, STAY, STAY, a Swiftie FOREVER & ALWAY’S!
_I Love Taylor _*_SO_*_ Much_
"RařaTæTætÆtÆtæTætAtA"
“Mother is mothering”-Taylor Swift😂
I love your videos, and I really hope you get to see her in concert if you have not already
why did she sound so much like mattie westbrook when she said, “i’m not sleeping my mind is alive”
I dont want this series to endd 😭
Love this ❤️ It’s so funny, and cute 🥰
„3,2,1 KISS!👹“
YES WHALE 😂I LITERALLY DIED ON THE GROUND
I’ll never lose my retainers again.”
“iN mY mOnOlOgUe”
She is the best 😂
“You could lose your hand. You could lose your foot. You could lose your hand trying to get it off your foot” - Taylor Swift
Queen Taylor 💅
Mother is mothering
-Taylor swift
Karma is a relaxing thought
I HAVE TWO!
“Yeah my brother is a real bro for doing that”
“youre the proest pro out there”
Taylor is a riot LOL ♡
I just got 2 Taylor Swift once said in a row, including this one by the same person
"This dang dear"
-taylor swift
“Why can we eat salad but not gRaSsSS” 😂😂 SO TRUE
THESE MAKE ME LOVE TAYLOR MORE THEN I ALREADY DO (and that’s hard to believe)
"ReSt In PeAcE mE, rIp Me, I dIeD dEaD"
Taylor is so iconic i can't 😂❤🎉
"Thank you, Thank you so much for saying that ❤️"
In me when she says stop like we’re fighting in front of the kids and it’s her cats
WheRe Is The PrinCeSs OF KiTtY TowN ✨😍
The last one always gets me
i'm so glad i'm not the only one who quotes "ghosts" she's so funny
Oh my gosh I love you sooo much Taylor
Sometimes you know you just gotta shake it off
I literally love you taylor Alison swift omggg❤❤❤❤❤❤
First❤️
Early gang
👇
I am your thirteenth like!!! 😁😁😁
I want to like but I don't want to destroy the 13
I love the "I'm not asleep, my mind is aLiVe😂
thIs daNg dEeR
Love this edit❤❤❤❤❤❤
"JE SUIS CALME" Dumbledore said, calmly
"when i see a kid in a grocery store throwing a tantrum im like man i feel you" - Wise words by Taylor Swift
"im intimidated on the thought of being average"
i quote these all the time
“There will be no explanation there will just be Reputation. Cause I am dramatic.”
GeEeEt OuT oF My HoUSe!!!!😂😂😂😂😂- Taylor swift
Love her!
“Thank you, thank you for saying that “
Still love you Taylor