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  • @Omar-uh2cw
    @Omar-uh2cw 5 років тому +3929

    ‘Dont want a diamond watch coz i actually want to tell the time’
    Real talk 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @letnanmindipko762
      @letnanmindipko762 5 років тому +111

      Sorry, Diamond past two? 😂

    • @jgvazquez14
      @jgvazquez14 5 років тому +3

      Letnan Mindipko this is what got me

    • @paulozhan
      @paulozhan 5 років тому +58

      "Real talk", except a Patek Philippe is worth more than a diamond watch lol. Patek Philippe go north of 200k

    • @Omar-uh2cw
      @Omar-uh2cw 5 років тому +41

      Paulo Alexandre his patek phillipe is the 5650g and goes for around $350,000

    • @jgvazquez14
      @jgvazquez14 5 років тому +6

      Omar they range between 250-300, 350 would really be too much but there are blinged out Patek, Richard Mile, and APs that have gone for more

  • @wheninrome911
    @wheninrome911 5 років тому +15082

    This is what a nerd with swag and charisma looks like.
    The ultimate

    • @daturadubs7423
      @daturadubs7423 5 років тому +184

      That is what I aim to be, but can never achieve

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +258

      He's also funny and multilingual. Like how is he even real.

    • @wheninrome911
      @wheninrome911 5 років тому +94

      CheesecakeLasagna and seems genuinely kind, his book was so good

    • @moonlightinuis8309
      @moonlightinuis8309 5 років тому +37

      A nerd with swag and charisma is not even a nerd lmao

    • @kosmossee4596
      @kosmossee4596 5 років тому +10

      Facts dude a comedian too

  • @mo27halar54
    @mo27halar54 5 років тому +7498

    His essentials are literally the expensive version of my essentials.

    • @peterlukan6751
      @peterlukan6751 5 років тому +128

      Way cooler too 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @mo27halar54
      @mo27halar54 5 років тому +74

      Peter Lukan the glasses are the coolest though!

    • @peterlukan6751
      @peterlukan6751 5 років тому +30

      @@mo27halar54 ikr and so fashionable, I really want them now 😍😭

    • @mo27halar54
      @mo27halar54 5 років тому +21

      Peter Lukan ahahahahha we’re too broke

    • @anonymousme3166
      @anonymousme3166 5 років тому +32

      i saw that surface, and was like "wow man i too have something he has!", then graphics said surface pro x, and i look down at my surface 5, "get outta here man"

  • @afajardo9938
    @afajardo9938 3 роки тому +1606

    His watch is worth more than my house yet he’s excited about an umbrella that opens the opposite way 😂

    • @alessandracresti
      @alessandracresti 3 роки тому +30

      One could easily buy 3 apartments in a medium size city in Poland for this price - yet I'm still excited for Trevor 😅 Matters not, I just adore him! 😅

    • @emillymemdes397
      @emillymemdes397 3 роки тому +14

      What do you mean it’s his toothbrush that looks more expensive then a house

    • @unexpectedvixen5685
      @unexpectedvixen5685 3 роки тому +1

      No joke

    • @kobefonz854
      @kobefonz854 3 роки тому +5

      "And then you do this move" 💀🤣

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 3 роки тому +11

      He enjoys the benefits of capitalism while speaking against it at the same time

  • @dwights9167
    @dwights9167 5 років тому +8952

    “I wanna hear my death coming, I’m not gonna avoid the death, but I just want to be able to be like ahhh”

    • @ngess4661
      @ngess4661 4 роки тому +185

      It's funny that it
      Played at the same time i read the comment

    • @Bencat1832
      @Bencat1832 4 роки тому +20

      Me too

    • @dannideva2002
      @dannideva2002 4 роки тому +21

      That's why I love him! 😂😂

    • @mbusom
      @mbusom 4 роки тому +11

      Same here😂

    • @operatorjewski9450
      @operatorjewski9450 4 роки тому +1

      @@ngess4661me too lmao wtf

  • @meedo9481
    @meedo9481 4 роки тому +5893

    Bruuh he is literally a normal person with normal things and then he pulls out a 275k watch..🤣

    • @Hiasl1998
      @Hiasl1998 4 роки тому +196

      How is a tank of lubricating oxygen normal though lmao.

    • @maddywheeler8962
      @maddywheeler8962 4 роки тому +276

      Hiasl1998 a humidifier? 😂 weirdest description for a humidifier I’ve ever heard lol

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 роки тому +17

      @@maddywheeler8962 that was his point

    • @janetDT1904
      @janetDT1904 4 роки тому +38

      Woah. I didn't know his watch cost so much!

    • @sharonerigonia2917
      @sharonerigonia2917 4 роки тому +66

      “It doesn’t take itself seriously.” Um. No. No. I’d say 275k is pretty serious. That watch could cover my schooling.

  • @ryanelyssavlogs
    @ryanelyssavlogs 4 роки тому +2687

    anybody else think he looks like the most cleanest man ever? like his nails are so manicured and his lips look so smooth. anybody else? no just me ok.

    • @milkydogtits
      @milkydogtits 4 роки тому +42

      I could not have said it better myself.

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 4 роки тому +69

      When your job is staring at a camera and talking you would probably want to look as clean as you can.

    • @ryanelyssavlogs
      @ryanelyssavlogs 4 роки тому +17

      Spenser okay lol. but i’ve always noticed this with trevor.

    • @SethTraplifeGLO999
      @SethTraplifeGLO999 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanelyssavlogs didn't you always know trevor as someone who stared at a camera constantly? lol

    • @ryanelyssavlogs
      @ryanelyssavlogs 4 роки тому

      Seth #traplife#sodmg what

  • @customfitment9396
    @customfitment9396 3 роки тому +329

    He's worth over $100 million and his personality is like our best friends growing up . Respect the humbleness.

  • @chantychen8687
    @chantychen8687 4 роки тому +908

    This is by far the most realistic and honest “Can’t live without” video on the channel. Good job Trevor

  • @LoveiDora
    @LoveiDora 4 роки тому +3012

    “What’s the time?”
    “Diamond past two”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @samupyndy
      @samupyndy 4 роки тому +16

      😭⚰️

    • @AnshSharma-to5in
      @AnshSharma-to5in 4 роки тому +10

      The watch is already so xpensive

    • @YusufOsman911
      @YusufOsman911 4 роки тому +6

      Am dead lmao 😂🤣

    • @abdullahsaddiq9514
      @abdullahsaddiq9514 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂. He's actually a better flexed than rappers. That's just pure barz

    • @Hlomla23
      @Hlomla23 4 роки тому

      “Google, how fast can Superman fly”😹💯

  • @benjamindowuona3219
    @benjamindowuona3219 4 роки тому +3615

    If only he knew the humidifier and coughing joke would be relevant now

  • @kylefastenau7884
    @kylefastenau7884 4 роки тому +820

    I love how he points out how beautiful his watch is instead of how expensive it is which is the reason most people buy watches like that

    • @legendarygaming6089
      @legendarygaming6089 3 роки тому +7

      That's watch costs 275k😭

    • @l6323
      @l6323 3 роки тому +2

      @@kylefastenau7884 you did my boy wrong 😭 😂

    • @sgnavenue2392
      @sgnavenue2392 3 роки тому +2

      @@kylefastenau7884 he was just telling you it’s crazy that it costs that much what is wrong with you🤨

    • @misaelchalas8561
      @misaelchalas8561 3 роки тому

      @@sgnavenue2392 lol fax mans 0-100 rq

    • @lahyaashipala4281
      @lahyaashipala4281 3 роки тому

      @@legendarygaming6089 ķł

  • @rushil1904
    @rushil1904 5 років тому +4085

    This is probably one of the most classiest essentials list ever

    • @Ri_gem
      @Ri_gem 5 років тому +39

      Classiest as wellas realistic😍

    • @jeylandperez
      @jeylandperez 5 років тому +13

      Yeah he actually tried very cool list tbh

    • @jackescobar5874
      @jackescobar5874 5 років тому +1

      noah is worthless

    • @nmmuala
      @nmmuala 5 років тому +21

      @@jackescobar5874 At least HIS $58,000 Patek Philippe is worth more than u

    • @gerardogarcia2274
      @gerardogarcia2274 5 років тому +22

      @@nmmuala Between 270,000 - 290,000 actually

  • @dkyhhykd
    @dkyhhykd 5 років тому +3951

    “That’s what is life is all about. You forgot to brush, you brush twice as hard the next day”
    Who else relates to this?

    • @mrapperlyrics
      @mrapperlyrics 5 років тому +9

      My hobby

    • @Social_Pugatory
      @Social_Pugatory 4 роки тому +28

      Same with baking soda and peroxide for good measure 😂

    • @Mr_Speed_
      @Mr_Speed_ 4 роки тому +11

      @@Social_Pugatory activated charcoal will prove more effective buddy.

    • @prim4681
      @prim4681 4 роки тому +3

      Dentures solve all your problems, forget to brush them for a week, no problem

    • @abosisabyss
      @abosisabyss 4 роки тому +2

      Deniece Krizia *90 percent of the human population*

  • @elshadaysolomon9020
    @elshadaysolomon9020 5 років тому +629

    "I'm not going to avoid the death but i just want to be able like aahhhh" 😂😂 he's just ireplacable!!

    • @EJay8906
      @EJay8906 5 років тому +9

      Elshaday Solomon I love how lazy his scream was, lol

  • @pjnkblue
    @pjnkblue 4 роки тому +461

    Ok I watched 1 video of Ellen interviewing him and commented “He’s cute”. UA-cam was like, INTERESTING, now i’m here, 20 vids of Trevor Noah later...

    • @tnjang
      @tnjang 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂 gotta love algorithms 😂😂😂

    • @nayanakaur5439
      @nayanakaur5439 4 роки тому +3

      Lmaooo

    • @fairfight9857
      @fairfight9857 4 роки тому +6

      Have you watched his stand up videos? Lol even my 11 y.o niece enjoys his videos.

    • @nayanakaur5439
      @nayanakaur5439 4 роки тому +1

      I was the 70th like I ruined it

    • @pjnkblue
      @pjnkblue 4 роки тому +4

      @@fairfight9857 Sure I did haha. UA-cam got me good. I enjoyed the stand-ups too.

  • @Abidur_
    @Abidur_ 5 років тому +852

    “I wanna hear my death coming”
    “I’m not gonna avoid the death”
    “But I just want people to be like ahhhh”
    🙈 I felt that

    • @SalahEddineAyubi
      @SalahEddineAyubi 5 років тому +8

      Abidur 😂😂😂😂 “i just wanna be like Aaaah”

    • @SoGood09
      @SoGood09 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sharequsman596
      @sharequsman596 4 роки тому

      @bacara18 Go back to trump racist.

  • @sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238
    @sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238 5 років тому +538

    The fact that he’s a comedian, a gamer, laid-back and a host of a show is all I need to love Trevor.

    • @Alcatote20
      @Alcatote20 5 років тому +15

      @m c nice bait

    • @karldenby1942
      @karldenby1942 5 років тому +14

      @m c Literally no one has, or ever will ask.

    • @karldenby1942
      @karldenby1942 5 років тому +9

      m c But you made a reply

    • @Rapidbeatsofficial
      @Rapidbeatsofficial 5 років тому +2

      m c He’s a good comedian in my *opinion* and even if he’s liberal he’s funny.

    • @yosojubo5392
      @yosojubo5392 5 років тому +1

      Rapid he should stay out of politics

  • @TonyMontana-mv9ez
    @TonyMontana-mv9ez 5 років тому +1997

    You know he has money his umbrella folds inside out.

    • @silviadiaz1248
      @silviadiaz1248 5 років тому +38

      Tony Montana amazon sells those types of umbrellas

    • @expatleanie
      @expatleanie 5 років тому +39

      Lol I have the exact same one- not expensive at all btw

    • @Natalyflyer
      @Natalyflyer 5 років тому +6

      I have one of those..

    • @farraszhafran375
      @farraszhafran375 5 років тому +13

      Patek watch...
      But the umbrella though

    • @ashleyhoover9979
      @ashleyhoover9979 5 років тому +4

      Tony Montana I have like no money and I have one lol. You can get them on wish for like $8 lol his looks more expensive though

  • @boopberriez
    @boopberriez 4 роки тому +379

    "I had my essentials, that's why I'm good and your not."
    - Trevor Noah

  • @tmcc6847
    @tmcc6847 5 років тому +874

    he deserves everything he has. I read his book. he's come a far way

    • @TJaeSpeaks
      @TJaeSpeaks 5 років тому +23

      Born a Crime
      Patricia must be proud

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +9

      TJae Speaks The Pac-Man champion would be almost proud

    • @Jambamode
      @Jambamode 5 років тому +3

      bacara18 he is richer than u so u can’t talk bad

    • @ansharyan710
      @ansharyan710 5 років тому +14

      bacara18 lost kindergartener in aisle 4, karen please come get your child

    • @bloxxerplays4755
      @bloxxerplays4755 5 років тому +6

      bacara18 Liberal can actually mean a person who wants to expand their knowledge and experience rather than technical training, so I don’t see anything wrong, or someone who is welcoming of new ways, or a person who wants the maximum liberty and freedom. Nothing wrong at all

  • @blessedup9668
    @blessedup9668 5 років тому +1077

    “Deep down inside I will always be a 11 year old”

    • @thehill8353
      @thehill8353 5 років тому +1

      The man is into dudes

    • @aly-zy4th
      @aly-zy4th 5 років тому +17

      @@thehill8353 Irrelevant and stupid, just like you man

    • @huter6038
      @huter6038 5 років тому +1

      Im 11

    • @Daniel-yk5pu
      @Daniel-yk5pu 4 роки тому

      @@huter6038 wtf😂

  • @l3works441
    @l3works441 5 років тому +1259

    I don't like umbrellas
    But this Trevor Noah umbrella is impressive

    • @barrettdecutler8979
      @barrettdecutler8979 5 років тому +12

      They're actually pretty cheap. And they make them with a hook do you can hang them to dry.

    • @HmongCutiie
      @HmongCutiie 5 років тому +8

      I didnt understand what you meant until I saw it lol

    • @siphogunde5344
      @siphogunde5344 5 років тому +8

      Why don't you like umbrellas

    • @hobve936
      @hobve936 5 років тому +6

      How can u not like umbrellas?

    • @l3works441
      @l3works441 5 років тому +13

      @@siphogunde5344 I don't have an answer..they make me feel awkward

  • @AnshSingh-vb2kn
    @AnshSingh-vb2kn 4 роки тому +1196

    He is rich, and he doesn’t try to act like richass...which makes him rich and CLASSY.

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 3 роки тому +1

      He is enjoying the benefits of capitalism even though he speaks against it!

    • @xixie5854
      @xixie5854 3 роки тому +10

      @@Mster_J where did he say he was a socialist? Quote him.

    • @orapple3309
      @orapple3309 3 роки тому +6

      That's the nice thing about us south Africans we can have 1B and still act normal even som3 americans

    • @samueltshitoko8443
      @samueltshitoko8443 3 роки тому

      Yeah Trevor is really rich, he is worth more than $100 million

    • @iokua1120
      @iokua1120 2 роки тому

      His also not funny

  • @danitheprincess5947
    @danitheprincess5947 5 років тому +555

    Idk why nobody is talking about this, but HIS MOM IS A PACKMAN CHAMPION!!!!

    • @twisted4534
      @twisted4534 5 років тому +25

      tf do u want us to say "wow his mum is a pacman champion"

    • @kianross1160
      @kianross1160 4 роки тому +8

      He was making a joke about South African homes... where the women does literally everything

  • @skskipper9596
    @skskipper9596 5 років тому +917

    Stranger : whats the time
    Trevor : diamond pass 2
    Migos : iceeee!!!!

  • @meganbrown3999
    @meganbrown3999 5 років тому +1379

    We finally lost him South Africa he said chapstick and not lip ice 😂

    • @tumi881
      @tumi881 5 років тому +4

      😆😆😆😆

    • @tannerkisten2164
      @tannerkisten2164 5 років тому +47

      He did that just for most people to understand since he is international

    • @tshpvng
      @tshpvng 5 років тому +36

      Or zambuk 😂

    • @Daniel-yk5pu
      @Daniel-yk5pu 4 роки тому +11

      Chapstick is the stuff that makes your lips dryer😂balm is the way to go

    • @boltgangroy2301
      @boltgangroy2301 4 роки тому +14

      never heard chap stick/ lip balm referred to as lip ice lmao

  • @kylefastenau7884
    @kylefastenau7884 4 роки тому +346

    “What’s the time? Diamond past two?” Lmaooo

  • @azix2915
    @azix2915 4 роки тому +2802

    Jesus. Even his essentials are as sleek as him.

  • @unstungbee
    @unstungbee 4 роки тому +628

    "I'd rather have a cracked lid than cracked lip" -Trevor Noah 2019

  • @liam7989
    @liam7989 4 роки тому +1716

    “i’d rather have cracked lid than cracked lips”
    words for life

    • @sammi9373
      @sammi9373 4 роки тому +9

      I was about to like but then i saw 69 so ima keep it to that number

    • @liam7989
      @liam7989 4 роки тому +4

      @@sammi9373 lmao much appreciated

    • @kaileygreen226
      @kaileygreen226 4 роки тому +2

      7:17 the joke did not age well in the Coronavirus time frame.

  • @neosname1074
    @neosname1074 4 роки тому +238

    "Let's start the convo about how you owe me money."
    *And... ACTION* 🤣🤣

  • @millss827
    @millss827 5 років тому +2030

    "I'd rather have a cracked lid than cracked lips."

    • @Dinkleberg2845
      @Dinkleberg2845 5 років тому +4

      I pretty sure he said "crapped lips".

    • @mrdawe4549
      @mrdawe4549 5 років тому +9

      @@Dinkleberg2845 its cracked lips , subtitles say it

    • @Dinkleberg2845
      @Dinkleberg2845 5 років тому +6

      @@mrdawe4549 Subtitles say what he meant to say. But listen closely. He definitely pronounces a "p" or at the very least a "b", albeit by accident.

    • @nickbwalker51
      @nickbwalker51 5 років тому

      Straight bars. 🔥

    • @TheLoxionKasie
      @TheLoxionKasie 5 років тому +5

      @@Dinkleberg2845 Crap lips, he said. Not by accident. That's something a South African would say.

  • @sunnychowdary7506
    @sunnychowdary7506 5 років тому +938

    Things we can’t live without ..
    Trevor’s accents in daily show

    • @KVeda-gc7zs
      @KVeda-gc7zs 5 років тому +1

      truly

    • @kgcobalt2030
      @kgcobalt2030 5 років тому +5

      Not many of us South Africans have that accent so it's a nice change listening to him

    • @Jujuumobi
      @Jujuumobi 5 років тому

      I swear

  • @yasmeenali7899
    @yasmeenali7899 5 років тому +973

    “Some chapsticks are scam” i felt that

    • @trevornoah
      @trevornoah 5 років тому +12

      XnotYas 😂🙌🏾

    • @yasmeenali7899
      @yasmeenali7899 5 років тому +2

      Trevor Noah ok please tell me you’re the real trevor not a manger or something I’m about to die👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @yasmeenali7899
      @yasmeenali7899 5 років тому

      Mutombo I meant that he runs his own channel 😂

    • @jainellerobinson3129
      @jainellerobinson3129 5 років тому

      Lol I started snapping! #EXACTLY

    • @nubianfx
      @nubianfx 5 років тому

      i actually exclaimed out loud when he said that. like yesss im saying!

  • @naa_k2460
    @naa_k2460 4 роки тому +144

    "Because deep down, I'll always be eleven years old."
    This got me😂😂😂😂

  • @Bidwellz9
    @Bidwellz9 4 роки тому +940

    just realized how humble some people can be, you would never know trevor walks around with a quarter million dollars on his wrist lol speaks to the character of a person.

    • @naledimaseko5758
      @naledimaseko5758 4 роки тому +22

      He grew up in a humble black family man, Xhosa people are just built like that.

    • @RationallyMe
      @RationallyMe 4 роки тому +5

      The Patek with the rubber band is not that price tag. He really is humble. He bought the cheapest one.

    • @dannienguyen6732
      @dannienguyen6732 4 роки тому +8

      His essentials are literally the expensive version of my essentials.

    • @merilynveatch996
      @merilynveatch996 4 роки тому +6

      Bruuh he is literally a normal person with normal things and then he pulls out a 275k watch..🤣

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm 3 роки тому +1

      I really love that he tied it back to his father and his childhood, and that he bought it due to how functional yet beautiful it is (not cause it's crusted with diamonds)

  • @priddyxnawfgawd2126
    @priddyxnawfgawd2126 5 років тому +2298

    "I wanna hear my death coming"

    • @booka9930
      @booka9930 5 років тому +28

      Ahaaa aaa

    • @khizarhaider3228
      @khizarhaider3228 5 років тому +7

      It has transparency mode
      For those exact situations

    • @RoseMary-851
      @RoseMary-851 5 років тому +5

      Priddy X NawfGawd best part 😂

    • @matthewjuarez3282
      @matthewjuarez3282 5 років тому +1

      Priddy X NawfGawd vibe check

    • @duleyspace4319
      @duleyspace4319 5 років тому

      Priddy X NawfGawd ua-cam.com/video/_59byQBvHlI/v-deo.html

  • @ru_k3
    @ru_k3 5 років тому +590

    "Diamond past two?!" Is about to be a song lyric: Ask me the time, ooh
    Look at my wrist
    Diamond past two!😂💀

    • @toxicmask6741
      @toxicmask6741 5 років тому +32

      That's something one of the migos members would say!😹

    • @ru_k3
      @ru_k3 5 років тому +6

      @@toxicmask6741 That was the inspo

    • @tyrellmaganga2690
      @tyrellmaganga2690 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅

    • @danielngongang9419
      @danielngongang9419 5 років тому +7

      Offset about to use that line

    • @clinton2935
      @clinton2935 5 років тому +1

      Bars😂💥💥💥

  • @elasticheart1245
    @elasticheart1245 3 роки тому +116

    Trevor is not just a comedian, he's also a good retail salesman....because he just legitimately, persuaded me to Google all these items he presented and buy them!! 🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @yasminjamaal
    @yasminjamaal 5 років тому +1312

    “I’d rather have cracked lids than crack lips”😅

    • @jabulanitheron9268
      @jabulanitheron9268 5 років тому +6

      Those lids crack so fast. It's actually annoying

    • @slimluka2947
      @slimluka2947 5 років тому +3

      funniest Trevor Noah joke ever heard that's not saying much

    • @fkhrrazi
      @fkhrrazi 4 роки тому

      Whats the brand of the lip balm?

    • @nickcalingo3309
      @nickcalingo3309 4 роки тому +1

      I was legit going through the comments and I read this as he said it. What apt timing...

    • @vgrin7307
      @vgrin7307 4 роки тому

      @@fkhrrazi Blistex

  • @josuevega1558
    @josuevega1558 4 роки тому +3063

    Trevor casually walks around with 260k on his wrist

    • @josuevega1558
      @josuevega1558 4 роки тому +140

      My Opinion is Valid I did my research on that exact watch he has on actually. It retailed at around 60k if I’m not mistaken but one now since there was a limited stock and they all sold out. The cheapest one for sale is around 260k

    • @alelimagpayo5641
      @alelimagpayo5641 4 роки тому +20

      It's 500k and can change on request

    • @DCTag
      @DCTag 4 роки тому +5

      My Opinion is Valid yes it is

    • @hammer12482
      @hammer12482 4 роки тому +8

      My galaxy watch can do more for wayyyyy less

    • @carlangelo653
      @carlangelo653 4 роки тому +18

      @@hammer12482 I asked my dad the same thing. He said it's not about telling time when it comes to owning watches. At best they're mildly practical jewelry or for collecting. But for the most part they're just bling.

  • @jillianmeredith3449
    @jillianmeredith3449 5 років тому +545

    "Hey what's up everybody? I'm Trevor Noah, comedian. Host of the Daily Show. GRAMMY NOMINEE..."

  • @srnaaa3886
    @srnaaa3886 4 роки тому +106

    i don't why the umbrella impressed me a lotttt

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm 3 роки тому +2

      Haha me too! Trevor has good taste in essentials

  • @deverrickmcallister923
    @deverrickmcallister923 5 років тому +1286

    I think you meant to say “Grammy Nominated Comedian”

    • @zahl6518
      @zahl6518 5 років тому +1

      Deverrick McAllister lmao

    • @kaylenejantjes8113
      @kaylenejantjes8113 5 років тому

      YEEESSSS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Linknla
      @Linknla 5 років тому +14

      lol, the sign of a true daily show watcher :P

    • @michellebarasa9801
      @michellebarasa9801 5 років тому +2

      @@Linknla we here dude

    • @tsehayeck4025
      @tsehayeck4025 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼

  • @cocomo3141
    @cocomo3141 4 роки тому +201

    Trevor is the kind of friend I want, cause they'll tell me things to make me smarter and be nice to me.🤗

  • @danielrose1660
    @danielrose1660 5 років тому +74

    Things we can't live without:
    Trevor Noah.
    Legit this dude pushes me to think more deeply on so many subjects

  • @drippypipes1932
    @drippypipes1932 4 роки тому +118

    Bruh this guy is so funny but seems so sophisticated

  • @avahunziker5923
    @avahunziker5923 5 років тому +459

    I'm Swiss (I live in Geneva) and I never knew Trevor was half Swiss! But it's very true what he said. Swiss people do like precision and are kinda crazy when it comes to watches

    • @illuminatethepath404
      @illuminatethepath404 5 років тому +1

      Haha dope

    • @DOOM8976
      @DOOM8976 5 років тому +6

      Swiss German to be specific.

    • @barih4prez
      @barih4prez 5 років тому +11

      Definitely check out his memoir “Born a crime” it was a great read and he has had a very eventful life to say the least.

    • @JustinJoseph4952
      @JustinJoseph4952 5 років тому

      I've got a Geneva watch

    • @calebtyler_
      @calebtyler_ 5 років тому +1

      Bruh Trevor grew up in my country so yeah

  • @Karxxy
    @Karxxy 5 років тому +1496

    I think this is the most down to earth "10 things...can't live without" ever.

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 4 роки тому +999

    His essentials seemed pretty low key for a celebrity until he pulled out a Patek Phillipe. Those are some of the most expensive timepieces ever.

    • @Aryan-fo1ls
      @Aryan-fo1ls 4 роки тому +11

      At the price of a Patek, i think Lange offers much more value

    • @tryitout-701
      @tryitout-701 4 роки тому +2

      He has a ton of watches

    • @edwinng3351
      @edwinng3351 4 роки тому +4

      The 5650g he is wearing cost easily over half a million..

    • @angadtrikha3578
      @angadtrikha3578 3 роки тому +3

      @@edwinng3351 nah msrp 58 thousand

    • @TheT3rp
      @TheT3rp 2 роки тому

      @@angadtrikha3578 The advanced research model, which he is showing there, easily eclipses half a million.

  • @davidistakinganap
    @davidistakinganap 3 роки тому +23

    I deadass don’t like reading books but this mans “Born A Crime” book is sooo good 🥰

  • @RockyMaiviaMiami
    @RockyMaiviaMiami 5 років тому +662

    No one:
    Trevor Noah:
    *Rain starts*
    Also Trevor Noah: “I’m Mary Poppins y’all!”

  • @tokaphafoli9842
    @tokaphafoli9842 5 років тому +386

    Nobody:
    Trevor on the plane “Come and sit next to me...coughing in his humidifier” 😂😂😂💀

    • @jaleawilson7426
      @jaleawilson7426 4 роки тому +4

      Toka Phafoli I’m gonna get a humidifier like his just to do the same thing 🤣🤣

  • @kingsleyboerz
    @kingsleyboerz 5 років тому +81

    '' deep down inside, I'll always be 11 years old'' real talk my man

  • @nwetybuvana6162
    @nwetybuvana6162 4 роки тому +175

    no one:
    literally no one:
    Trevor Noah:"I wanna hear my death coming, I am not going to avoid the death ,But I just wanna be able to be AHHH!"

    • @donnydykes615
      @donnydykes615 4 роки тому +1

      His essentials are literally the expensive version of my essentials.

    • @winterkeptuswarm
      @winterkeptuswarm 3 роки тому +2

      @@donnydykes615 Ah, a copy and pasted comment! Best of luck to your upvote count....

    • @joannjeri5513
      @joannjeri5513 3 роки тому

      this comment sent me BWAAHAHAHAHA

  • @jaleawilson7426
    @jaleawilson7426 4 роки тому +263

    “I’m not gonna avoid the death but I’m gonna be like ahhhhh” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gloriam991
    @gloriam991 4 роки тому +116

    “Because deep down inside, I’ll always be 11 yrs old” Trevor Noah
    Me: who are you?! 🥺🥺♥️

  • @yahyazuberi7748
    @yahyazuberi7748 5 років тому +684

    He wouldn’t be bad in a spy thriller, look at him posing with the umbrella...

    • @cloggedaorta
      @cloggedaorta 5 років тому +33

      He would be perfect in one of the Kingsman movies

    • @boitumelomolalugi9740
      @boitumelomolalugi9740 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/channels/cxta3u9fD3Hyc9lYHo_8iA.html

    • @mheppal
      @mheppal 5 років тому

      Abner Santos when tf are they making another?

    • @cloggedaorta
      @cloggedaorta 5 років тому

      @@mheppal Million dollar question. I read somewhere they were producing a sort of spin-off/pequel thing, as it won't have Eggsy. But apparently Eggsy is coming back for movie number 4.

  • @user-jm6gp2qc8x
    @user-jm6gp2qc8x 5 років тому +395

    He's probably the first person on GQ to say that they like brushing

    • @numokeji8023
      @numokeji8023 5 років тому +7

      Vishal 1102 who doesn’t like brushing? We brush before eating as soon as you wake up it’s just culturally so

    • @user-jm6gp2qc8x
      @user-jm6gp2qc8x 5 років тому +1

      @@numokeji8023 yeah

    • @KingBrand01
      @KingBrand01 5 років тому

      Blac Youngsta

    • @nadieliebe
      @nadieliebe 5 років тому

      Vishal 1102 facx 😂😂

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 5 років тому +1

      ahahahaha was that a burn? haha😆

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 5 років тому +203

    The title is wrong. It should say "10 things Grammy Nominee Trevor Noah can't live without."
    I got you Trevor.

  • @kiyokochanable
    @kiyokochanable 5 років тому +536

    "I won't avoid the death"
    .Trevor Noah - 2019.

    • @pierezajosh
      @pierezajosh 5 років тому +16

      "I wanna be like.. Aaah! 😏"

    • @MrBlitz-kr2wo
      @MrBlitz-kr2wo 5 років тому +1

      People in California don't know what Rain is 😂😂😂😂

  • @bigjumpa9548
    @bigjumpa9548 3 роки тому +68

    Trevor is low-key the funniest and most relatable comedian ever

  • @fyfyrufff8624
    @fyfyrufff8624 5 років тому +298

    He makes boring things interesting... Umbrella is never an interesting thing but he makes it sound so interesting and funny... 🤣

  • @basilrana5191
    @basilrana5191 5 років тому +225

    I can't be the only one impressed by his umbrella

    • @jmz1736
      @jmz1736 5 років тому +4

      I want one

    • @jgrant4736
      @jgrant4736 5 років тому

      Dear Santa...I need one. No more $8.00 umbrellas.

    • @jessicaellis8751
      @jessicaellis8751 5 років тому

      If u have ollies in your city or town u can buy them there it's a reversible umberlla

  • @goretti3528
    @goretti3528 4 роки тому +399

    Bruh when they zoomed into his nails I actually gasped. They are so darn pretty

    • @pipinm2214
      @pipinm2214 4 роки тому +25

      He comes off as a very clean man.

    • @maram6443
      @maram6443 4 роки тому +6

      Goretti I just looked thru these comments to see if any1 else felt the same way 😭😭😭

    •  4 роки тому +2

      You just said... nails?

    • @tamarasunshine386
      @tamarasunshine386 4 роки тому +1

      Too female like sorry

    • @faiali2895
      @faiali2895 4 роки тому +2

      @@tamarasunshine386 having clean nails is too female now? seek help

  • @trish.d.078
    @trish.d.078 4 роки тому +29

    Ridiculously handsome guy and so practical it makes him even more attractive.

  • @jlam9788
    @jlam9788 5 років тому +631

    Trevor Noah’s essentials are like actual essentials, keeping it real

    • @Ms.Tasha.
      @Ms.Tasha. 5 років тому +3

      FruityPoopLoops RIGHT!

    • @tonystyles4040
      @tonystyles4040 5 років тому +5

      Haha flashback to bad bunny’s essential “WRESTLING BELT”

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist 5 років тому +14

      except the £250k watch of course.

    • @Vnprid3
      @Vnprid3 5 років тому +3

      Boby Gandhi lol. And it’s not supposed to be a serious watch....

    • @peterlukan6751
      @peterlukan6751 5 років тому +1

      Ikr gotta love him 😭

  • @CalvinLimuel
    @CalvinLimuel 5 років тому +218

    “I want to hear my death coming.” that has got to be most Trevor Noah line ever lol

  • @MOSTL314
    @MOSTL314 5 років тому +890

    When he said real games only gamers will understand I felt that

    • @eklavyasharma
      @eklavyasharma 5 років тому +17

      I had tears.

    • @jdog9420
      @jdog9420 5 років тому +7

      Ay me to man. AAA ONLY. We all know what the DOC would say 😂😂

    • @punishedlexi
      @punishedlexi 5 років тому +3

      Shut up nerd

    • @itz.deonnn9620
      @itz.deonnn9620 5 років тому +2

      YES, i’m a girl gamer. LOL

    • @mattcruse495
      @mattcruse495 5 років тому +4

      @@jdog9420 yahhh AAA
      Not Chinese junk in the playstore.

  • @Moolaz
    @Moolaz 4 роки тому +416

    Trevor pretending to use Lip Medex when he actually uses Zambuc.

    • @kelliyarbrough1333
      @kelliyarbrough1333 4 роки тому +6

      What's that? Really I'm just curious not being a smartass lol

    • @Moolaz
      @Moolaz 4 роки тому +40

      @@kelliyarbrough1333 A proudly South African balm that's used for all sorts of things skin related. Can be considered that miracle balm.

    • @kelliyarbrough1333
      @kelliyarbrough1333 4 роки тому +11

      @@Moolaz ok like here in the south we use witch oil (it has nothing to do with witches lol I don't think...) But we use it for everything skin related like lips, skin moisturizer, burns, blisters, really just everything too. I even use it to take my makeup off. It's solid like a balm but we can heat it up to liquid and put it in our baths and use it as a treatment conditioner.

    • @reneXtonedeaf
      @reneXtonedeaf 4 роки тому +5

      Lmfaaaaaaaooooo💀💀💀

    • @prod.a.b.i.l1930
      @prod.a.b.i.l1930 4 роки тому +29

      Only south Africans will understand this comment 🤣🤣🤣💔

  • @keyqchan
    @keyqchan 5 років тому +230

    "I wanna hear my death coming" is my new life motto.

  • @fikseyoum7572
    @fikseyoum7572 5 років тому +196

    *Trevor is given an item*
    Trevor : This is my most essential item

  • @danniwills8739
    @danniwills8739 5 років тому +487

    "I rather have crap lids than crack lips." Trevor Noah 2019

    • @joeygenes
      @joeygenes 5 років тому +3

      They'll innovate that lid for Trevor

    • @mushyomens6885
      @mushyomens6885 5 років тому +9

      I thot he said cracked with both of them

    • @Niggalodeon323
      @Niggalodeon323 5 років тому +9

      I’d rather have a cracked lid than cracked lips*

    • @romanzolanski3223
      @romanzolanski3223 5 років тому

      I thought he said cracked ribs than cracked lips

    • @Meme-wy3qm
      @Meme-wy3qm 5 років тому

      Niggalodeon he said: “I’d rather have cracked lids than CRAP lips” it’s a South African thing.

  • @foreverbadmon
    @foreverbadmon 3 роки тому +37

    Trevor is a perfect blend of intelligence and goofiness. ⭐️👏🏾

  • @fantasythinkerfan
    @fantasythinkerfan 5 років тому +271

    Trevor Noah: Diamond watches are silly
    Also Trevor Noah: *Wears a watch worth 265k+*

    • @HamzaMirzieshot
      @HamzaMirzieshot 5 років тому +23

      If you know your watches you will recognise what a power move buying this piece is.

    • @kev8943
      @kev8943 5 років тому +1

      Well 50K+ watches do appreciate with time tho

    • @ahmedaltaf9345
      @ahmedaltaf9345 5 років тому

      Hasa Kavi E39M5 ahhhhhh nice pun

    • @numokeji8023
      @numokeji8023 5 років тому

      Simple and cool.

    • @kev8943
      @kev8943 5 років тому +1

      @@ahmedaltaf9345 well those actually do WW1 era to early 70s etc Rolex's,tag Heuer's,Blancpains,patek philippes etc cost like 10 times the original sticker price.

  • @jant9617
    @jant9617 5 років тому +303

    “Yo did you leave a baby?”
    and i was like “oh snap” 😂😂

  • @alissandra333
    @alissandra333 5 років тому +88

    Trevor with umbrella: California, you can skip this
    Me: in San Diego, literally listening to the rain outside while watching this

    • @ArtifiSir
      @ArtifiSir 5 років тому +5

      I know right? It's been uncharacteristically crazy the last few days, doesn't help no one on the 15 knows how to drive in it either 😆

  • @chanthibcth9990
    @chanthibcth9990 4 роки тому +840

    I pray who ever reads this becomes successful in life ........

  • @ruvilakazi4237
    @ruvilakazi4237 5 років тому +4743

    African child leaves the continent and then starts opening umbrellas indoors. SMH!

    • @khayntamo
      @khayntamo 4 роки тому +38

      Ru Vilakazi 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_blom4784
      @_blom4784 4 роки тому +23

      Man😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SuperKhusta
      @SuperKhusta 4 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂😂 that is a Hiding or a Big Clap in the Face

    • @ruvilakazi4237
      @ruvilakazi4237 4 роки тому +73

      @@matthew8614 "AFRICANS" understand, this post wasn't for everyone.

    • @molebohengmoletsane1297
      @molebohengmoletsane1297 4 роки тому +3

      Hai Hai Ru 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @heatherschaper8191
    @heatherschaper8191 5 років тому +198

    This is the most I've heard him talk about his dad...cute

    • @chuckm1961
      @chuckm1961 5 років тому +1

      Read his autobiography for more!

  • @MegaCadette55
    @MegaCadette55 5 років тому +245

    Trevor Noah is an "essential" household item. Everybody should have one!

  • @TheMaybebaby90
    @TheMaybebaby90 4 роки тому +52

    He’s right about the lip balms that make you apply more afterwards. Reason is because certain ones use salicylic acid (the stuff they use in chemical peels) to take the top layer of skin off. Unfortunately they will dry out your lips, so you apply more. Just be aware and check the ingredients people x

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 4 роки тому

      also "minty" lip balms may use menthol, which also is drying (but people will still buy it because they like the cool, tingling feeling)

    • @godsbabeborn-again5945
      @godsbabeborn-again5945 2 роки тому

      Thanks guys

    • @Sin_Of_Greed
      @Sin_Of_Greed 2 роки тому

      I love seeing other people as aware of chemicals as me, and as interested in them, and the inner workings of them. Cheers :)

    • @marcosladarense
      @marcosladarense Рік тому

      although that might not be the truth. I have some sorta condition in which my lips get drier and peels off if I apply anything (even plain raw shea butter), and on my body skins it dehydrates and makes it white-ish.

  • @SirTerryZW
    @SirTerryZW 5 років тому +479

    I feel this is the first real "essentials." Everyone else's has been a 10 things I can flex with

    • @meghavshukla641
      @meghavshukla641 5 років тому +6

      Watch Roman Reigns one, he had essentials too. No flexing

    • @Rapidbeatsofficial
      @Rapidbeatsofficial 5 років тому +4

      Facts seems unsponsored

    • @mba5774
      @mba5774 4 роки тому +6

      Joji had a decent one too.....these essentials give insight to the life of the person rather than him flexxing around

    • @seige8621
      @seige8621 4 роки тому +6

      Watch Denzel Curry too. His essential are cool

    • @dayanadanchovska4807
      @dayanadanchovska4807 4 роки тому +2

      Check out Rich Brians' too. I felt it was real.

  • @moushwuzhere4372
    @moushwuzhere4372 5 років тому +162

    I’m a simple man, I see Trevor Noah, I click 🤷‍♂️

  • @senaga705
    @senaga705 5 років тому +194

    "im not gonna avoid the death, but i wanna be able to like , ah!" classic😂😂

  • @salome007-
    @salome007- 3 роки тому +22

    “I wanna hear my death coming”
    “I’m not going to avoid the death...”😂😂😂. Why am I just watching this?😂

  • @Omar-uh2cw
    @Omar-uh2cw 5 років тому +162

    He made brushing your teeth sound like going to war 😂😂

  • @DivaDen
    @DivaDen 5 років тому +49

    "I had my essentials...and that's why I'm good, and you're not". This type A personality person FELT THAT!

  • @RollingShutter
    @RollingShutter 4 роки тому +134

    Googled the watch thinking it might be around 10k. Boi was I wrong. That guy wears a house on his wrist.

    • @priscahermene9107
      @priscahermene9107 4 роки тому

      How much is it ?

    • @priscahermene9107
      @priscahermene9107 4 роки тому +4

      Island Boy ....DATSSS CRAZZZY YO 😩😅😂😂😂😂😂thats insane.

    • @reneXtonedeaf
      @reneXtonedeaf 4 роки тому

      Looool loool 💀💀😂😂

    • @edwinng3351
      @edwinng3351 4 роки тому +4

      @Island Boy think u wanna check that again... U missed it by a zero...
      That's a limited edition.. only 500pcs made... $58,970 retail... Is no longer valid..

  • @rokcieronica
    @rokcieronica 5 років тому +266

    This is an actual essentials list, everything is ESSENTIAL!

    • @dru4670
      @dru4670 4 роки тому

      True that. Not guys that just say random stuff.

  • @ednajay5724
    @ednajay5724 5 років тому +79

    “I’ll always be 11 on the inside” 😂😂😂. All of us Trevor, all of us

  • @betrulyyou
    @betrulyyou 5 років тому +120

    “Are you using a big phone?” 😂

  • @SAMEERKHAN-hk4qe
    @SAMEERKHAN-hk4qe 4 роки тому +78

    If I'll own a company, I want this man to be my brand ambassador.

  • @CatLadyofUtah
    @CatLadyofUtah 5 років тому +355

    “My mom was a PacMan champion.” How cool is that! His coolness factor is now off the chart!

    • @tefayambaye4516
      @tefayambaye4516 5 років тому +20

      If you read his book, his mom is probably one of the most interesting person in the world 😊

    • @fairfight9857
      @fairfight9857 5 років тому +3

      Yeah she survived gunshots as well

    • @TheStraatjutter
      @TheStraatjutter 5 років тому +1

      To the face even

    • @aganzebarongozi1448
      @aganzebarongozi1448 5 років тому +2

      tefa yambaye I thought he was joking

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +1

      I seriously can't wait for that biopic of Trevor's mum!

  • @songcheng-xh6vb
    @songcheng-xh6vb 5 років тому +81

    "please join me"
    I'm dead 😂 😂 😂

  • @KittenCece
    @KittenCece 4 роки тому +189

    This was so relaxing to watch. Even though all these things are incredibly expensive versions, it still comes off as humble and aware. Like this is just, genuinely what he uses on the day-to-day.

  • @paocut9018
    @paocut9018 4 роки тому +21

    Your dad is Swiss? It's rare to meet another Swiss person in this world outside Switzerland. We are so few (and yes, Swiss people are obsessed with time. I sometimes am scared when my sisters tells me that I can't do something because the right time is in half a minute. It is scary man)

    • @misterfister4188
      @misterfister4188 4 роки тому +1

      I am swiss

    • @lailaalanna315
      @lailaalanna315 3 роки тому

      Of course there are Swiss people outside of Switzerland. What nonsense...

  • @coolkat173
    @coolkat173 5 років тому +439

    “i dont no what medicated is. i just like the sound of anything medicated.”

  • @niccoburn4157
    @niccoburn4157 5 років тому +344

    A lot of people don’t realize how much that watch is worth.... massive flex

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 5 років тому +4

      How much?

    • @BrickMoneyFilms
      @BrickMoneyFilms 5 років тому +29

      HUNKragor $265k

    • @khans432
      @khans432 5 років тому +24

      GreenDAWG That’s how much people are trying to sell them for. The Patel 5650G is a limited edition watch with only 500 made and had a retail price of around $59K so still crazy expensive but not as much as $265K you are claiming.

    • @niccoburn4157
      @niccoburn4157 5 років тому +10

      Khan S that’s how much it’s worth man, resell is the market value

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 5 років тому +12

      That's worth like two fully equipped houses in Budapest, Hungary.