I Have No Internet, and I Must Scream

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  • Опубліковано 16 січ 2025

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  • @JameskiiLive
    @JameskiiLive  6 місяців тому +561

    Don't worry about me, just go get the game it's 5 bucks.

  • @toanomega
    @toanomega 6 місяців тому +711

    Moral of the story: Don’t go to LA

    • @Gray-ku7te
      @Gray-ku7te 6 місяців тому +3

      Precisely

    • @Someone-sc2hk
      @Someone-sc2hk 6 місяців тому +4

      already was not gonna do that, so I'm good there

    • @galacticadminsarah
      @galacticadminsarah 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@Someone-sc2hk it's a reverse of reverse situation then. Now you have to go. Sorry don't make the rules

    • @witherwitch1260
      @witherwitch1260 6 місяців тому +2

      better yet, just dont go to Cali

    • @JollyGiant19
      @JollyGiant19 6 місяців тому +3

      @@witherwitch1260Nah. Don’t go to LA.
      LA and Yreka are as similar as Virginia is to Florida and just about as far apart.

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 6 місяців тому +349

    I'd just refuse to pay and go get a cop or something to either arrest them for fraudulent business practices or me so I can at least get a cheaper place to stay.

    • @thememays3285
      @thememays3285 6 місяців тому +2

      rather not nuisance a cop and threaten legal action against them

    • @snappycat360
      @snappycat360 6 місяців тому +2

      yeah but he was just there for a week, so he couldnt really stay for the legal stuff

    • @RadiantVirtue_
      @RadiantVirtue_ 6 місяців тому +8

      @@snappycat360 but they dont know that so he can scare them with those words

    • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
      @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 6 місяців тому

      Clearly never been to LA

  • @theriveracis5172
    @theriveracis5172 6 місяців тому +134

    That is 100% a fradulent case of towing. You should've called the police. They targetted you, I guarantee, because they figured it was some rich guy with a BMW who wouldn't care.
    I mean, they were right. Because you did pay... But still.

    • @notzane7550
      @notzane7550 6 місяців тому +12

      + Once they found out it was a rental, they knew he had to get it back, which jacked the price up

  • @TheGreatBig
    @TheGreatBig 6 місяців тому +93

    I'm watching in 144p sitting on a hotspot in the middle of a hurricane. This video title spoke to me.

  • @xthereon754
    @xthereon754 6 місяців тому +29

    That Uber driver is honestly a real bro for giving you an honest reaction about the towing company

  • @EmyMcMewMew
    @EmyMcMewMew 6 місяців тому +31

    Parked in a California truck stop as a commercial driver, they failed to mention the dirt lot was not owned by them. Me and 75 other truck drivers woke up to 150$ tickets for illegal parking :x not to mention the vacant lot across the street full of trucks also with the little yellow tickets taped to their doors… California as a whole is hostile af and I refuse to go back after that. My google review got thumbed up 80000 times with instructions on how to park there before the truck stop had it removed.

  • @DJBaphomet
    @DJBaphomet 6 місяців тому +23

    You say that this video might do badly but honestly I'd love to see more of these little "update"/"rant" videos while you play some game. Pretty fun and interesting break of the usual Funny Moments formula

  • @coyotedoesthings
    @coyotedoesthings 6 місяців тому +28

    As someone who lives in Orange County, California. It is way more worth it to get your hotel out of LA and in cities around it. Pasadena is my favorite city to hotel in if I need to be near the LA area. There's a hotel called the Saga Motor Hotel in Pasadena that is my favorite, it's like a hotel preserved in the 60s or something; WITH FREE PARKING.
    I had to find parking in LA one time for 30 minutes and I did this one random parking structure and after going through the same stupid pricing with the guy, I throw him a 20 and just don't care anymore. The entry lane for this structure is like a car and a half wide and I thought there was a separate exit lane. I have a 82' Toyota Cressida and this entry lane is STEEP. I mean like literally 45 degrees in angle up. I am in a low gear trying to get up this mountain AND ANOTHER CAR STARTS COMING DOWN THAT LANE. I now realize this IS the exit lane. Now because people in LA are so entitled, this guy wasn't moving for me. I have to scoot my car to the side of the wall to just get him pass and THE DUDE STINK EYES ME. I'm pretty pissed by now and once he passes I just gun it and do a burnout all the way up the single lane and park.
    In the end, LA sucks. I can't believe people live there.

  • @MultiCeilingCat
    @MultiCeilingCat 6 місяців тому +237

    Dude, that amount of money would bankrupt any low income family just from 502$. You had no choice to pay for that, that's bullshit dude.

    • @theriveracis5172
      @theriveracis5172 6 місяців тому +8

      Same here. I wouldn't've paid it. I would've made it a huge deal, because of that.

    • @typowypiese3209
      @typowypiese3209 6 місяців тому +16

      If that was me i would call cops, that sound like bullshit. And sounds kinds like scam

    • @mrtrex123
      @mrtrex123 6 місяців тому +1

      @@typowypiese3209 it really does

  • @lgiffy7165
    @lgiffy7165 6 місяців тому +82

    I enjoy your yap sessions :) keep up the good work!

  • @ianbeck9626
    @ianbeck9626 6 місяців тому +63

    i like this style of jameskii story vids

  • @MonkeyTheMonkey7409
    @MonkeyTheMonkey7409 6 місяців тому +97

    Me when my Internet goes down:

  • @notrook833
    @notrook833 6 місяців тому +213

    i have no internet, and i must stream

  • @thymii
    @thymii 6 місяців тому +50

    scammed, straight up.

  • @ssamirs1881
    @ssamirs1881 6 місяців тому +3

    Milkypossum, 17.620 listener on spotify as of today. Good shit James.
    Edit: *SPINNING TOAD*

  • @Axel-Valley
    @Axel-Valley 6 місяців тому +4

    The video was really relaxing funnily enough. Thank you for creating great content, that brings joy to a lot of people. Hopefully everything will get fixed.

  • @QintheCrab
    @QintheCrab 6 місяців тому +13

    Towing companies aren't supposed to tow your car so close to you leaving. They are supposed to wait a certain period of time before doing the tow

  • @Hal_Crabar
    @Hal_Crabar 6 місяців тому +17

    Oh hey, Picayune Dreams! Surprised to see you playing it.

  • @owobi_2991
    @owobi_2991 6 місяців тому +4

    Jameskii educates his audience on why LA is known as Hell on Earth

  • @momo5467-m4t
    @momo5467-m4t 6 місяців тому +7

    Jameskii yapping session is a chill af watch

  • @skultech
    @skultech 6 місяців тому +2

    OMG someone actually playing Picayune, I love this game.
    Also the settings reset scream. Been there, screamed then.

  • @Error63Dev
    @Error63Dev 5 місяців тому +1

    just looking at this the name is like a book called i have no mouth and i must scream

  • @HelloImBob
    @HelloImBob 6 місяців тому +10

    They probably was just waiting at the corner then waited for you to go away immediately snatched it to get a quick buck😂

  • @limyongjunmeridianss6038
    @limyongjunmeridianss6038 6 місяців тому +19

    i am already scared because of the title

  • @felixsieverdes1330
    @felixsieverdes1330 6 місяців тому +2

    they towed your internet
    its gonna cost $756 to get it back

  • @sawa-aya
    @sawa-aya 6 місяців тому +3

    this was the kind of laid back let's chat type of video i needed rn james, i love your uploads and your personality. Keep up the fire uploads 🔥

  • @Spice
    @Spice 6 місяців тому +1

    That valet situation sounds like a scam. Probably some guys who just stand there trying to scam people out of money by making them think it's a paid spot.

  • @xxlucas_davidsonxx2930
    @xxlucas_davidsonxx2930 6 місяців тому

    im here for this type of video, the game is good for adhd, its good for whatever you got especially when you rant, you ranting about anything, and all the visual stimuli is great for my autism. thank you :D

  • @Phalloides
    @Phalloides 6 місяців тому +14

    "Cogito, ergo sum I think therefore I a- I AM AM, I AM."

  • @heronmw
    @heronmw 5 місяців тому

    I bought Picayune Dreams because of this video, i beat it and it's already one of my favorite games. Thank you James

  • @SwiGaVR
    @SwiGaVR 6 місяців тому +2

    Welcome to America, the land of free cars and illegal scams with no consequences...
    smh

  • @daffyus
    @daffyus 6 місяців тому +1

    one of the best podcasts, you should do that more often

  • @lvsans
    @lvsans 6 місяців тому +1

    i live in south italy, people park anywhere, even on the sidewalk in double row, in vertical, orizontal, flying, underground, cars even glitching with one another literally. when i say anywhere i mean it. and guess what? 99% no one complains. i wish we had parking places at all-

  • @KyloRen-f8b
    @KyloRen-f8b 6 місяців тому

    I honestly dont know why but this video at this exact time at this exact mood just made me feel like "good"

  • @zentanextcav
    @zentanextcav 6 місяців тому

    This makes me happy im only a 1h drive to my local major city, When i head up for concerts or cons, i can take the train up and pay a friend to come pick me up at night if the trains are closed

  • @DaBomb3rd
    @DaBomb3rd 6 місяців тому +3

    When I go to Seattle for medical trips, at least when my mom take me, she usually rents a car. Hotel Nexus was booked, so they sent us to the Silver Cloud on Broadway. They charge $50 for underground parking. There was a parking garage literally down the road for $25ish, but it was sketchy. About 300 yards away was a hospital with an enclosed parking garage. We decided to park there for under $20.

    • @snappycat360
      @snappycat360 6 місяців тому

      at least seattle has a good excuse. massive population boom during earlyish 2000s because microsoft, starbucks amazon and boeing are all in the same place, so there wasnt time to redo the city with more parking for more people

  • @Verutul
    @Verutul 6 місяців тому +3

    You have to use a black hole at that part of the final boss it gives you one before the attack in the space junk

  • @kick2552
    @kick2552 6 місяців тому +1

    Never expected to see Picayune Dreams (an obscure indie game) from a channel that primary is about Roblox!

    • @Alro12343
      @Alro12343 6 місяців тому

      And cars. He also does cars.

  • @MrNoob64
    @MrNoob64 6 місяців тому +2

    Want a game suggestion? Hylics! 1 and 2! The second game is great, specially the soundtrack.
    If you like RPGs, give it a try!
    One last thing about the game: irl clay digitalised.

  • @Red_Steampunker
    @Red_Steampunker 6 місяців тому +4

    I honestly like this little story session, and yea LA sucks.
    Actually insane about the prices over there, thank god I don't live there.
    I live in Texas and never had to worry about old gas since I would just burn it like in a fire or something.

  • @chris_is_here_oh_no
    @chris_is_here_oh_no 6 місяців тому +3

    Excellent video, couldn't agree more about LA.

  • @dantepizza6310
    @dantepizza6310 6 місяців тому +3

    'I just got back from california' my sympathies, this place fuccing sucks.

  • @RamboDrogado
    @RamboDrogado 6 місяців тому +2

    2:39 and the game showed us a skull so james didn't even need to edit the skull emoji in

  • @BIG_DAWGREAL
    @BIG_DAWGREAL 6 місяців тому +3

    holy shit i never expected a i have no mouth and i must scream reference in a jameskii title..

  • @BluryBerr
    @BluryBerr 6 місяців тому

    Hanging out with James seems like fever dreams when you never experience anything like it

  • @mindopolis6089
    @mindopolis6089 6 місяців тому +3

    8:41 when you said "Guess how much it cost me?" I said "500" and I guessed correctly

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 5 місяців тому +1

    Any time I hear any story from any part of America it makes me deathly afraid of going to America.
    I live here.

  • @bugpocket
    @bugpocket 5 місяців тому

    The game is VERY cool. very good metaprogression. thank you so much for making me aware of this James

  • @Demptknight
    @Demptknight 6 місяців тому

    As a person who had lived in the Van Nuys area and visited LA, only to have a frustrating time to find parking in order to go to the wax museum, this is true.

  • @TOXIN2000
    @TOXIN2000 6 місяців тому

    It's so funny to me that I wake up to find that comcast shut me off, and the first thing I see when I get my internet turned back on is a video titled "I Have No Internet, and I Must Scream"

  • @serdechnii6773
    @serdechnii6773 6 місяців тому

    So far, the funniest and most interesting video on the entire channel

  • @Thetracker69
    @Thetracker69 6 місяців тому +1

    I went to LA once for a convention. After that I vowed to never visit that shithole again. Seriously, I will never set foot in that god-forsaken wasteland ever again. Its good to know its only gotten worse in the almost decade since I've been there, makes my decision all the more solid.

  • @Femboy_Sammy
    @Femboy_Sammy 6 місяців тому

    Hey great video love it
    always love watching just story time videos like these
    Would love to see see more vid like these here and there ^^
    I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

  • @gidby
    @gidby 6 місяців тому +5

    i did not knew you could spin her around

  • @moohooman
    @moohooman 6 місяців тому

    That Valet parking story was so messed up, if that was me, as soon as the guy said "You're double parked" I would have just got back in the car and left.

  • @crossburner4830
    @crossburner4830 6 місяців тому +1

    As a lifelong resident of LA…yeah it sucks but MAN do we have cool shit going on like every day of the year. Kinda balances out.

  • @AngelReyes-sj5ub
    @AngelReyes-sj5ub 6 місяців тому +1

    I live in California and my own car was towed from my PAID PARKING because “the security didn’t recognize your car” I still had to pay 250$

  • @Rmx2011
    @Rmx2011 6 місяців тому

    Yeah, the parking situation sounds about right, a literal nightmare.

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 6 місяців тому +1

    I enjoy listening to people tell stories about stuff they've run into. And honestly, I'm yet to hear a single person have a positive thing to say about LA. Other than the moment they've left LA.

  • @Dempskii
    @Dempskii 6 місяців тому +3

    YOOOO jameskii yap session goes hard, I hope you recover from the LA incident lol

  • @metalpipe71
    @metalpipe71 6 місяців тому

    Honestly, that was a good rant to listen to and fun looking gameplay to watch :3

  • @Raziel47
    @Raziel47 6 місяців тому +1

    I honestly would not mind getting these types of videos more

  • @marthycena7913
    @marthycena7913 6 місяців тому +1

    Hello fellow man with no internet.

  • @Worst_Person_In_the_world
    @Worst_Person_In_the_world 6 місяців тому

    Nice reference to “I have no mouth, I must scream”

  • @GHOST35150
    @GHOST35150 6 місяців тому +1

    as someone that lives in LA this sounds about right

  • @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965
    @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 5 місяців тому

    Man, looking at this Hotel California sounds like a steal

  • @1MaxVader1
    @1MaxVader1 6 місяців тому

    Honestly I would prefer seeing more stuff like this. I'm enjoying it.

  • @firefoxydimond
    @firefoxydimond 6 місяців тому

    First story is just literally
    LA: Gimmie your money-
    Jameskii’s Wallet: AAAAH AAAAAaaah

  • @muckkelis
    @muckkelis 6 місяців тому

    Do more of these types of videos pls. I really enjoyed this one :)

  • @MRsull32
    @MRsull32 6 місяців тому +1

    admin they are tow baiting on the parking lot

  • @theriveracis5172
    @theriveracis5172 6 місяців тому +1

    I can tell you that it wasn't bad when I went, roughly 2016. It was bearable. Now, though? I wouldn't set foot if you paid me.

  • @brandonspeed
    @brandonspeed 6 місяців тому

    If this seems bad, cruelty squad is a whole other nightmare

  • @burntbacn
    @burntbacn 6 місяців тому +2

    Things to do in California:
    1: Leave

  • @CobraDBlade
    @CobraDBlade 6 місяців тому

    How to dispose of gas in Vegas:
    1. Buy a shovel and a road flare
    2. Take gas, shovel, and road flare into the desert
    3. Dig a hole and clear brush in a 30 foot circle from hole
    4. Pour gas in hole
    5. From a safe distance light road flare and toss in hole
    6. For legal reasons this is a joke

  • @kurushimee
    @kurushimee 6 місяців тому +1

    my ADHD brain was completely overwhelmed two minutes into the video

  • @CeoOfCatNap
    @CeoOfCatNap 6 місяців тому

    i really enjoy jameskii ranting its good fun

  • @weebcraftreforged6274
    @weebcraftreforged6274 6 місяців тому +3

    BRO!! FUCK L.A.!! i feel soo bad for jameskii

  • @boilingpan
    @boilingpan 6 місяців тому

    Thank god this game is getting the love its needed

  • @kiadxxz
    @kiadxxz 6 місяців тому +1

    genuinely guessed 500 no shot (also never going to la cause it sounds like the worst place tbh

  • @dededelete4454
    @dededelete4454 6 місяців тому

    I genuinely need this video to go viral. It needs to happen

  • @7411y
    @7411y 6 місяців тому

    Reminder that it is always morally acceptable to chargeback a towing company

  • @repulsum1761
    @repulsum1761 6 місяців тому +1

    really unusual how i see this video right after i get the games true ending lol

  • @sunfishensunfishen2271
    @sunfishensunfishen2271 6 місяців тому +1

    Aw jameskii you can always pawn rides off your fans in LA.

  • @fallencorporal
    @fallencorporal 6 місяців тому

    Time is unreasonable, if you have record of the companies towing time, and took pictures of the parking space you might have an argument to take to court. Don't be nice to them, don't make excuses, don't admit you left the place cuz they can't prove that, if you want to be a big boy and take advantage of the judicial system, this would be a good way to get a small bit of justice against the crooks in LA.

  • @DuelPorpoise
    @DuelPorpoise 6 місяців тому

    metal container, lit match distance.

  • @Helixxs
    @Helixxs 6 місяців тому

    Missed opportunity to call this "I have no Internet and i must Stream"

  • @AuraArondight
    @AuraArondight 6 місяців тому +3

    Yeah, that sounds like LA

  • @kirogh
    @kirogh 6 місяців тому

    how i feel 1 second in a blackout

  • @chuyanzz91
    @chuyanzz91 6 місяців тому +10

    you missed the oppurtunity to change scream to stream

    • @chuyanzz91
      @chuyanzz91 6 місяців тому

      i fucking suck at spelling

  • @Lafta4774
    @Lafta4774 3 місяці тому

    Local man gets true ending without realizing it, more at 11
    BTW, you can't dodge THAT move, plus I think the boss is always meant to give a black hole right before it

  • @eyyontie
    @eyyontie Місяць тому

    I thought it was gonna be sick jumping dino gameplay

  • @alqo958
    @alqo958 6 місяців тому

    I love this format of video im just doing my things and litening

  • @hargwonder1474
    @hargwonder1474 6 місяців тому +1

    bro would love modded terraria, especially mods like calamity infernum where its just bullet hell.

  • @pamonhaadocicada
    @pamonhaadocicada 6 місяців тому +7

    "I'm really upset that my internet is down and I can't play roblox"
    he LOVES roblox
    (relatable asf btw)

  • @mr_cartoonguy
    @mr_cartoonguy 6 місяців тому

    I genuine never thought why jameskii didn't invited into a podcast or even make his own one

  • @mefuri_k
    @mefuri_k 6 місяців тому

    huh I really enjoy this format james
    please disconnect your internet every now and then

  • @the_worst_welder_ever
    @the_worst_welder_ever 6 місяців тому

    ngl i love this type of vids
    would love to see more 🤞🤞🤞

  • @halveleven
    @halveleven 6 місяців тому

    The dreams are Picayunic in nature

  • @wyyredd
    @wyyredd 6 місяців тому

    this would be perfect for the main channel ngl