Alas Smith and Jones: The Predictable Lighthouse-keeper

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2008
  • "Aye, all passin' ships will be safe in these waters tonight!"
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  • @badis899
    @badis899 2 роки тому +3

    Should pale death, with treble dread, make the ocean caves our bed, God, who hear'st the surges roll, deign to save our suppliant soul.

  • @jameretief8327
    @jameretief8327 3 роки тому +17

    This is why almost all lighthouses are automated now.

    • @davidprentice5442
      @davidprentice5442 3 роки тому +4

      They always had a crew of three too, for this very reason.

    • @TheDutchGhost
      @TheDutchGhost Рік тому +2

      Too many lighthouse keepers that grew frustrated with each other about their mannerisms to the point that they ended up killing each other?

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TheDutchGhostmore common than you think. If they have a disagreement, there is no middleman or tie breaker.

  • @Snoozzzzzze
    @Snoozzzzzze 3 роки тому +10

    Welcome to every house in 2021........

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 3 роки тому

      For once I'm so glad I live alone!

  • @edwardtodd6939
    @edwardtodd6939 3 місяці тому

    Never saw this before..OMG! I'm crying,, hilarious... brilliant! This should be up there as one of the funniest sketches on TV ever.

  • @paullavan6098
    @paullavan6098 10 років тому +29

    If you only ever did just this sketch, Mel, you'd be immortal. Superb, and sad now that you're gone. RIP Mate.

  • @MJ1284
    @MJ1284 14 років тому +31

    They do amazing accents on this skit, makes this bit tenfolds better.
    What really kills me is the
    "But I always do that!"
    "I..HAVE NOTICED!!"

  • @DeadlyKiss000
    @DeadlyKiss000 Місяць тому

    I love this sketch!

  • @389383
    @389383 4 роки тому +23

    Now I don't have to see The Lighthouse!

  • @warpnin3
    @warpnin3 6 років тому +13

    The two sheets of paper: Pure genius!!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому +18

    This is the original version of _The Lighthouse_ (2019), only much scarier.

  • @razorback0z
    @razorback0z 10 років тому +11

    One of my favourite comedy sketches of all time

  • @robindixon4814
    @robindixon4814 2 роки тому +1

    Love the decor …. the acting is ok too !

  • @JoeyPsych
    @JoeyPsych 15 років тому +8

    I just luv this sketch, been looking for it for years now, thnx a lot for uploading!!!

  • @Nebarus
    @Nebarus Рік тому +1

    I just knew they would be saying the same things as the previous time I played the sketch...

  • @richardlaversuch2901
    @richardlaversuch2901 8 років тому +7

    This is glorious. Carry on living please.

  • @berniewatts1587
    @berniewatts1587 5 років тому +1

    Fantastic! brilliant! .b

  • @razorback0z
    @razorback0z 14 років тому +2

    yeah thankx for uploading I spent ages sending begging and hate mail to the BBC trying to get a copy... CHEERS!

  • @DieFlabbergast
    @DieFlabbergast 3 роки тому +4

    Mel is good, but Grif is AWESOME!

  • @Cypher791
    @Cypher791 Рік тому

    So this was the inspiration for “Gonnae No Dae That!!”

  • @davidlawrence9091
    @davidlawrence9091 4 роки тому

    I love that one!

  • @PaulRoneClarke
    @PaulRoneClarke 3 роки тому +3

    You’ll have had your tea....

  • @whatever1917
    @whatever1917 15 років тому

    So bloody true this!

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 4 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 4 роки тому +3

    Para Handy and McPhail.

  • @ianclarke5404
    @ianclarke5404 4 роки тому +2

    Stephen kingesque, should be a cracking film this

  • @binaway
    @binaway 11 років тому +1

    Has anybody got their courtroom sketch of the football hooligan with Mel as the judge and Grif as the clerk of the court.

  • @jcc-ve8mo
    @jcc-ve8mo 4 роки тому

    Superb. 😆

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому +3

    2:07 LOL

  • @Vegan123
    @Vegan123 3 роки тому +2

    It's mostly true. They eventually placed 3 men on a lighthouse at one time.

  • @Elcarsh
    @Elcarsh 2 роки тому

    Who in all hells opens a packet of biscuits like that?!
    And he's treating it like it's something weird and eccentric to not want crumbs all over the place?

  • @markillingworth1972
    @markillingworth1972 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂love this

  • @mistofoles
    @mistofoles 12 років тому +1

    Do you have the sketch where a TV presenter is reading the news, and the BBC News logo on the wall behind him dissolves, and there's a window cleaner staring through the empty frame? :D

  • @Tconcept
    @Tconcept 4 роки тому +8

    12 scottish lighthouse keepers didn't like this

    • @thatdutchguy2882
      @thatdutchguy2882 4 роки тому

      Ay, what off it ?
      You nee think they've got a voice seeing they've been so maliciously portrayed ?
      I wager you didn't expect that !

    • @neilfranklin5644
      @neilfranklin5644 3 роки тому

      No only 11 the other one got shot .

  • @neilfranklin5644
    @neilfranklin5644 3 роки тому

    Lighthouse keeper's keep going around in circles.

    • @JayDee-xj9lu
      @JayDee-xj9lu 3 роки тому

      They only applied for the job a little light house keeping.😉

  • @ZEUSDAZ
    @ZEUSDAZ 3 роки тому

    too many cuts compared to original aired version, few bits of dialog missing.

  • @jazgreen1009
    @jazgreen1009 3 роки тому

    Was this the start of Rab C Nesbitt? What came first? Great sketch, laughed myself silly!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому

    3:49 LOL

  • @tonypap1
    @tonypap1 3 роки тому

    Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting

  • @thatdutchguy2882
    @thatdutchguy2882 4 роки тому

    Ahh, colleagues.

  • @weakfield
    @weakfield 3 роки тому

    Reflections of marriage after a few years .as we dooo!

    • @weakfield
      @weakfield 3 роки тому

      Did 2, glad I'm out of it .costs thou £££,s

  • @Draconia90
    @Draconia90 15 років тому +3

    Very difficult relationship. :D

  • @yumalation
    @yumalation 12 років тому +6

    DON'T DOOO THAT! Me likes

  • @hermanthetosser4219
    @hermanthetosser4219 3 роки тому

    Aiii I noticed

  • @simpleminded1uk
    @simpleminded1uk 4 роки тому

    Where would a lighthouse keeper get a newspaper?

    • @FanVarious
      @FanVarious 4 роки тому +1

      from the lighthouse shop.

  • @johnbull9195
    @johnbull9195 5 років тому +1

    I wonder if this is where the idea for the Chewin the Fat sketch came from?

  • @Georges_Haussmann
    @Georges_Haussmann 3 роки тому +1

    2:43 fourth wall

  • @Kiwionwing
    @Kiwionwing 3 роки тому

    There are 3 light house keepers by law because of this happened

  • @mandead
    @mandead 4 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or is Griff dressed up as James Nesbitt in this?

    • @thatdutchguy2882
      @thatdutchguy2882 4 роки тому

      He's nee got a wife beater on or the headband ey.
      But the rest,...a dead ringer.

    • @vamboroolz1612
      @vamboroolz1612 4 роки тому

      James Nesbitt, the Irish actor. Or Rab C. Nesbitt, the character played by Gregor Fischer?

    • @mandead
      @mandead 4 роки тому

      @@vamboroolz1612 James Nesbitt!

  • @hurchgoer
    @hurchgoer 2 роки тому

    .

  • @stuartmcintosh7001
    @stuartmcintosh7001 5 років тому

    N box

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 років тому

    1:05

  • @notanfningain
    @notanfningain 12 років тому +3

    they do not do amazing accents, they reel in and out of every stereo type accent and throw some english phrases and trail off at the end of a sentence into australian etc

  • @serpenthydra
    @serpenthydra 3 роки тому

    Now if they'd just kissed...
    They could've done it all again the next night!