The Black Phillip Show Episode 8
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- The Black Phillip Show Starring Patrice O'Neal
Episode Eight: 06/23/2007
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Listen and subscribe to the new Beige Phillip Show, hosted by Black Phillips' own Dante Nero.
beigephillip.com
Making it an annual tradition to listen to all episodes as a marathon.
keepin your pimp hand strong
Annually! Stay on one bro!
Shit bro I'm doing it quarterly, if you don't keep up on this shit it could make a crucial difference in the outcome of your life.
I'm on it daily. I drive a truck and I don't even listen to music anymore. It's all educational spoken word type stuff and Patrice is the first class I take everyday.
@@heinzkitzvelvetnigga u drive a truck, you just pick em up and drop em off, no game to it soldier lmfao 😂
"You gotta be gangsta all seasons." - Patrice O'Neal 😂😂😂
Even in death, he called me out on summer romance.
“ YOU CAN’T BE SEASONAL.”
''YOU CANT BE SEASONAL NIGGA''
@@julioacceus253 l
Dru's a lonely wintatime nigga
Every Patrice video has a comment section full of grateful men with no hate in sight. Patrice would be happy to know his videos are the only ones like that.
Damn, that's so true. I remember when Rogan's podcast videos had positive comments, now it's a bunch of assholes
@Axel von Axelsson You can. There's plenty of people in comment sections on different videos that have all kinds of information that could expand on a subject or just people in the comment sections being very positive and motivating. Completely different subjects, but I've learned so much about boxing and investing from comments I've read
@Axel von Axelsson I know the keyword is can. That's why I said it. Sometimes you can find cool insightful people in the comment section and sometimes you can't. That's my whole point
HapaHarley i agree, it’s like as soon as our best kept secrets go mainstream, all the trolls and negative nancys can not help themselves but to type up every disgusting thing they can think. They dont have the attention span or extra thinking necessary for this material
B M no fear i think we’re good in this subsection 🤞🏽 hopefully
I never get tired of re listening these masterpieces
He’s the best ! Im a 24 year old guy and I learned so much from him , Patrice was a treasure
5 or 6x around 💪
All Patrice had been saying was Love yourself more than who youre with. I got onto Patrice late but RIP Patrice. Listening back hes given me so much game. Hes like the uncle ive never had lol
Amen mi bredda
Mad respect for this response man. I only discovered him after death as well. This is my first journey through Black Phillip. I'm so thankful I discovered him at 22. If you don't mind me asking, how did you develop your game after listening to this GOD?
"You've got to furiously protect your happiness"
"YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER!!!"
He is like the uncle I never knew, too. He would have got all the Oprah, stepmother, and mother horse shit out of my mind. My daddy raised me, but he relied on my stepmother for the “female” portion of raising. Patrice has cleanse my brain!
Patrice was a man's man, he genuinely cared about men and was never rude to his callers.
Genuinely just wanted to help there situation such a real g the father figure I never had
Awesome dude with legitimate goals for the benefit of men
Who had the herpes
@@blazeoneupbitch I mean if u go threw ur life and u don’t pick up any stds are u really living?
@@dylanwagner1162 lmfaooo
"She's filling the void, with SANDWICHES!"
*dies of laughter*
"...Tom-A-to, to-MA-to, and you'll probably eat both!"
Now he’s gotta keep the bitch in shape?!
Her: i'm not fat. Patrice: Tomato, Tomato hahahaha, and you eat both." #dead
Patrice was brutal 🤣
Patrice: You can't use white fat standards when talking to black guys.
GUY: Well she's 5'2 180.
Patrice: GODAMN!!
22:15
TheBurg1207 lmao!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's possible for a girl to be sexy at that weight. Not all fat bitches are created equal. I like them short and chubby. 5 2 160 is great
"Bitch is built like a boxing glove!"
Im dyin
1:59:24 Bingo. Patrice nailed this one. My wife is the same exact person 25 years later, only smarter because she's soaked in some of my insights and wisdom without losing her good personality traits and her wisdom. A man gets the woman he deserves because he shapes her. Women, especially young women, need guidance from their men. They need men who are strong and wise to help them form their full personalities. Just like men need women who are certain ways to help round them out. It's not all men just pushing around women to do whatever men want them to do. But you have to be the King of your castle, otherwise you're both going to be miserable. It's what you want, and it's what she needs. And it doesn't matter if she ever really understands that or understands why. You can't stop being the King. That's just the way it is, regardless of who understands it and why. Be good to your girl, but also be firm. Be the leader. It's just not complicated. Men have allowed outside forces to make them doubt who they are. Be strong. You're a god damned man. Act like it.
Bro.. well put! 💯🙌🏽
👑
Well said brother
YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! as he shakes johnny fontaine and slaps some sense into him.
Who’s here listening again in 2020!
Kyle Eastman it never stops bro
2020 and beyond!!!
i should listen every year
I come to these podcasts every year like a pilgrimage or spirit walk. Saved my life bro. Long Live Patrice! RIP Prophet`s words!
He shall never die!
People don’t understand how incredible and genius this Knowledge is, not even just for relationships but for your life and general happiness. Patrice is like an anti depressant.
This is a master class on happiness. I wish I had known about and had access to this back in the day when this was live, man. I needed this wisdom badly back then, but I pulled through and had an inkling by the time I found this on UA-cam. Listening to this solidified the epiphany I was having and gave me that breakthrough. I'm beyond thankful for this show and all the love and wisdom Patrice gave to the world.
you say as they argue for 30 mins about fat bitches and midgets 😂
To be perfectly honest, I didn’t start to live happily until I got sober and started living with the philosophy of putting my wellness first, and not allowing BS in my life. In general Patrice’s advice is truth, he just worded it very bluntly.
He literally is
* - awesome discussion (NOTE: Timecodes are based off MP3 files, if some codes don't match - feel free to correct them and repost)
0:46 - song My Baby
1:50 - gay pride day
3:01 - are we on Danny?
3:26 - welcome / intro
5:00 - Leah Bonnema
7:18 - breast reduction
8:35 - welcome back / weather and women
10:58 - welcome / Patrice’s girl worries and calls
13:25 - when your girl gets plastic surgery
18:12 - techniques to not cheat on a bitch
18:39 - fat bitches
20:22 - get into some calls
*20:58 - if you fix the king…
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22:00 - Keith call / fat girlfriend
*23:04 - never tell her she’s fat
24:14 - fat bitches
*25:40 - imply, don’t tell them
*26:50 - two ways… honesty / lies
*28:13 - Lockup / I can’t deny that… / sidebitches
29:34 - fat bitches again
30:50 - is the situation making you unhappy?
*31:55 - might wanna start the exit strategy
*32:48 - we don’t wanna do anything with you
*34:11 - Dante / when she’s skinny
*34:42 - you signed up for… / she’s gonna guilt you
*36:56 - your two choices
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37:18 - AA in Amityville call / no blowjob from wife since ’97
38:32 - she’s cheating on you
*39:11 - fight hard to not give a fuck anymore
*40:07 - never ever let a bitch beat you mentally / power corrupts
*41:28 - more into herself and a little less into you
43:40 - Bonnema chimes in / more context
44:23 - summary / this is why no one likes girls / stages
*45:24 - what’s going on with YOU?
*46:42 - let’s now leave YOUR movie…
*48:15 - honest conversations with your woman
*49:32 - slick shit women do / Australian bitches example
*50:11 - what you do / don’t beg from the Queen
*52:26 - break / gangsta all seasons nigga!
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56:25 - back to show / Drew pussywhipped
*57:48 - was it worth it?
59:06 - what highway was it?
1:00:15 - hope your vagina was good enough / tight pussy
1:01:20 - how dare you fuckin’ question me…
/ midgets
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1:18:45 - Ricky in California call / breast implants
*1:22:15 - set up the appointment
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1:23:05 - Al in Boston call / year and a half girl | threesome
*1:23:53 - she was in control
*1:25:06 - put it on her / Patrice’s girl example
1:26:10 - poor boy from Boston / square guy / Craigslist
*1:27:25 - talk around her rules / kissing is Love to women
*1:28:50 - do two things
*1:29:27 - gay shit and come back from it / not fair
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1:30:33 - Jay from Ohio call
1:31:08 - Brian call / Bridget the midget
1:38:15 - Tim in Chicago call / fucked a midget
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*1:41:47 - Lord Westfall in Arkansas call / creepy vibe “help me eyes”
*1:42:16 - Dante…
*1:42:37 - walk around like you’re a Lord Westfall…
*1:43:50 - “I give them no choice…”
1:44:20 - Leah distraction moment
*1:45:18 - gotta understand this deep inside…
*1:46:00 - Dante story / advice
*1:46:54 - thing about guys like “Lord Westfall”
1:47:56 - break
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1:48:15 - Heavy Love Affair - Marvin Gaye
*1:48:30 - Karith / girls challenge
1:49:15 - Leah / I had a thought
1:51:27 - Leah needs a verbal beating
1:52:05 - Leah’s sexy
1:52:33 - I wouldn’t fuck any of you / she’s on punishment
1:53:15 - sit there and think about what you said, fat girl
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1:53:50 - This next hour is dedicated to our friend Danny
1:58:00 - they don’t give a fuck about each other no more
*1:59:07 - aura and energy
2:01:07 - example
2:01:55 - say what the fuck has been eating you up
*2:02:32 - why do you hate your girl / she stopped editing…
*2:03:14 - Patrice’s girl example
*2:04:27 - no more ability to edit her abuse… / that’s what they do
*2:05:31 - this is what I would usually say… / “bitch get a coat!”
*2:06:07 - it’s like raising a kid… / always looking to abuse a weak guy
*2:06:41 - why would I do shit that wouldn’t make me attractive
*2:07:35 - my girl was one of the hoes story
*2:09:52 - you’re better than her…
*2:10:28 - that’s the problem / Danny
*2:11:33 - you didn’t keep your Kingdom in order / they don’t give a fuck about your happiness
*2:13:06 - checking a bitch
*2:14:34 - let me tell you what TRUST is
*2:16:02 - it don’t matter, there’s no consequences to what you’re saying
*2:17:23 - she doesn’t think you’re BETTER than her
*2:18:06 - “I want happiness without a cost”
*2:18:55 - Patrice’s girl being abusive
*2:20:16 - I’m better than you
2:21:05 - Dante talks
2:22:10 - break
2:22:37 - Danny and his girl
2:24:25 - So what? / Leah / jokes
*2:26:00 - “equal relationships”
*2:28:17 - here’s why 50/50 doesn’t apply
*2:28:48 - Danny, you are a pussy motherfucker
*2:29:25 - why get back together?
*2:30:41 - tear your building down to the foundation
*2:31:27 - what’s the first thing you gonna change about the situation
2:32:11 - plugs
Doing the Lord's work. Bless you.
Appreciate it
Thanks boss
Great work man
Bless
Who's here reaping in this GODLY advice in 2019!???
You already know
Brotha , thank god everyday you have these audio online textbooks
Right here my man! Black Phillip is slowly saving me as well!
Errrryday
2020
The midget noises Patrice was making had me in tears lol.
1:12:35
"Why they gotta sound like that??"
Dante was so annoyed 🤣
I cried laughing the first time i heard that, eewwhh dante. Reggie why's your toilet so tall?
2:08:54 "They don't give a fuck about your happiness. They feed on emotion..."
Understand THAT boys, and you understand women.
Hagen Steele Emotion includes happiness but is not just happiness.
"While All is in THE ALL, it is equally true that THE ALL is in ALL. To him who truly understands this truth hath come great knowledge."
***** The knowledge is spreading. All you need to do is be righteous with your woman and your duty is fulfilled. Train them one at a time.
+Tigre Dominicano tu tiene razón.. But remember that you can't be mad at women. Be mad at society for letting them get like that. Listen to the Beige Phillip show (Dantes spin on black Phillip). You can't be mad at women for being emotional and irrational just like you wouldn't be mad at fish for swimming or bees for buzzing.
What does he mean by that
Basically he means women don't know how to tap into a mans desire of happiness,only there emotion of what they believe happiness to be.
I learnt a long time ago how to charm women into giving me what I want from them without dating or spending money, or even very much time, just a bit of conversation. I got so good at that, it got too easy. Patrice has taught me how to keep the woman I loved and married, while staying happy too. I listen to a random episode 5 days a week while I'm working and my marriage is fantastic, and I am happier than I've ever been in my life. God bless this man. I've also downloaded every episode just in case UA-cam ever takes it down. I will never be without this knowledge and wisdom.
Too many men out there NEED this, and have no idea it exists. It's so sad.
Feels good to read comments like this, still tryna soak it all in myself, so reading stuff like this motivates me to keep going. What would you say was the vital factor in learning how to charm women?
@@AK-my6dv Comedy. Remembering and practicing comedy lines that I thought would work great on a woman, and they did. Lines from stand up shows, lines from sitcoms, lines from movies. Really being a student of comedy and picking out what would work for me.
The other thing is NOT chasing women. Being perfectly happy in my own company, and if a woman comes into my circle, I just talk shit and laugh at/with them. There's an art to it. I really loved it when I would meet a chick who was quick enough to get some zingers in on me too.
But laughter, NOT being thirsty, and being genuinely interested in them. It all disarms them and puts them at ease. It won't be long before they are thinking of you a lot because what you've said to them is so different than anything they've heard from all the other guys.
Oh and Pro tip, once you get good at stealing a woman's mind and living in her thoughts, the greatest allure for a woman is to charm them so much, then tell them NO you won't have six with them. Yes I said six because of UA-cam's bs. But charming a woman to pieces, getting her to want you so bad, then telling her no is a she fire way to get in there.
@@heinzkitzvelvet I appreciate the response buddy!
You dropped a real golden nugget about laughing at/with them. Most people want to feel like they’re funny, so when you can put your ego aside and laugh at/with them it makes them feel great. It’s so hard to do for most people as they feel like their faking it, and when they do fake it you can tell their laugh isn’t genuine.
It’s hard to do in real life as everyone has a different certain sense of humor that they resonate with the most, so I guess the trick is to be genuinely curious and appreciate their humor, whether it’s dry sarcasm, acting goofy etc
That might be the game changer for me man, appreciate it. I understand the mechanics behind it, but didn’t realize how it effective it can be in real life. Will put it in practise
@@AK-my6dv Yes! Practice. It's all about bringing her into your reality. Practice enough, it becomes second nature. You'll be the one guy that said something to her she's never heard before, and can't stop thinking about.
I once asked a girl I worked with for 2 weeks, if she ever thought her outfit would come back in style, in front of other men who laughed at it, and she lost it. No one had ever said anything like that to her before and she just came after me. I couldn't escape her constantly smiling and giggling in my face and that was the first words I had ever spoken to her. It was WILDLY successful. It shocked me. She was a nice girl. Beautiful.
But yeah, learn all you can. I started my journey back in 05, 06 when the pickup artists community was on the rise. I know it has a bad rap today, but ANYTHING that gives men a competitive advantage over women gets a bad rap today. That's just the world we live in. But that shit works. I used it to get my grooming regimen together. Got in shape. Got clothes that fit very well. Good posture. Standing tall. Developing a presence about you that is seen and felt by all, the moment you walk into a room. All that shit matters. Women are drawn to a winner and they can tell instantly.
So....... Go forth, young man, and conquer!
@@heinzkitzvelvet gotta thank you for this advice buddy. I put it to use and feels like I’m a different person. Crazy thing is the stuff that used to seem like effort to me is starting to become normal, don’t even realize that I’m doing it most of the time. It’s truly that attitude of not giving AF and all in all being an enjoyable person to be around
He said she built like a boxing glove 🤣🤣🤣Oh my God ,I laughed till my side hurt 🥊🤣🤣🤣
For real Bro! I almost fell off my chair laughing when he said that!😂🤣
“Nigga you can’t be seasonal!” That phrase sums up so much of what is wrong with relationships. We as men can’t be all cool during the summer simply because women are. We can’t move with their emotion, we got to move on our own and be consistent. When he compares emotions to the seasons it amazes me because of how accurate that statement is.
Humans lost their Estrous cycle back then because they were consistent, wich lead to us becoming the most succesful creature on earth, all bc of our quest for pu55y.
Patrice schooling Danny at the end was NEXT level. I will never have a friend that would give me guidance like this man.
Be that friend and you eventually are going to find a buddy like that.
@@fernandocamacho5088 1000% this right here. Pimp out, pimp in. You put the wisdom out there and you'll get that wisdom in return from a fellow soldier when you need it. most.
Fuck yes! Men lift each other up, women rip each other down!
Its 2020 and I am going through this journey again
3-6 months revisit
I expect to see you all here in 2021 for your annual refresher course 😉
I'm back here too....after a breaking up with my bitch hahaaaa
Same . Gotta refresh your game
Getting ready for the hustle after quarantine. Thanks for bringing pimpology to everyday guy. RIP Legend Patrice.
Same bro, check out a book called 'book of Pook', it's free and teaches similar concepts.
*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
_Tappin' in from South Central LA_
*2/14/23*
Time for another go-round of The Black Phillip Show. I've been rebooting my "fuck-a-b*tch" for 2023. Salute to all of the Cult members.
Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening.
🤜🏾💥🤛🏾
He definitely changed my life 5 years ago and I still relisten today
What I love about patrice is EVEN IF YOU *DISAGREE* with him, you can still at the *very least* understand his point of view in a very logical manner. There's no emotional horseshit, there's no fluff, it's what he knows, from his life, from his experience, with the anecdotes to back it up.
This man is the Ethos (getting bitches), the Logos (his facts), and the Pathos (his fiery, passionate hollering could start another california fire)
🔥🔥🔥
Gotta come back to brush up on my training every now and then, like most I wish he was still around with a podcast today that would be fucking awesome!!!
@J Evans Nobody is as Grand as
Sir Patrice O'neil.
I'm on a serious mission to listen to every single piece of audio Patrice has recorded. Let me know where to find rare stuff anyone plz thx
Daniel Thomas music i swear listening to his stuff constantly has made me a better human
@@crowdseyeview me too.I'm more open and unashamed of my emotions lol
It’s a great rabbit hole to dive into, I’ve been through completely once, even had the pleasure of being introduced to Bill Burr, this is my 4th time going through all 12 shows of Black Phillip this year, Weston-blahblah has all of Patrice O’Neal’s appearances on O&A
archive.org/details/PatriceONealOnOA141CanANiggaGetASandwich this is like 300+ hours of patrice
@@adityadagr8
Out here doing God's work
We need the Patrice O'Neil force ghost. Damn I miss this dude.
3rd time through. BP will live forever
2nd for me and its only gettin better haha
archetypeparadigms I feel you, I'm around 3 or 4. I'm trying to learn this shit like denzel learned the brail bible in the book of Eli so I can regurgitate this in case it ever gets lost
First time but life changing
I don't wanna brag but l listen to this twice a year back to back since he died. It keeps me on my game.
archetypeparadigms 3rd time gang
1:06:24 "I'm not a fat Bitch"
"Hey... Tomatoes/Tomatoes and you eat both... I'm sorry."
How did no one laugh?
I legit laughed so fucking hard at this. You can hear it in his voice he made that up on the spot and laughed at himself XD
So glad I was recommended to check out this podcast.
I genuinely feel relief in the fact that I better understand women (as well as myself and what I allowed) a whole lot better.
It's very sad how this stuff really is not taught and is often discredited due to the modern age. What's worse is that a lot of people that DO know this want to turn profit and hide their knowledge behind ridiculous pay walls and crumbs of information in a way that keeps you hooked like a junky wanting more but never really understanding how the "system" works (understanding and getting women).
I personally may not agree with everything Patrice talks about but the majority of he preaches is so valuable especially in the times we live in.
Been going on a 24 hr marathon with this show. The insight is so amazing on this show. So sad Patrice is gone. So great full for this life changing opportunity
Ohhhh Patrice.....you had the truth....real modern times prophet...we miss you..
sabes como ele morreu ? / do you now how he died ?
@@ruisilva2617 He died from diabetes, which is easy to manage, but it is what it is 🤦🏽♂️.
Patrice's girl calling him in the night because she was worried about his health. Turns out she was right all along :( RIP Patrice, you changed my life.
Nah she nagged him to death.
She used his death for profit
@@jessecombs5373 I actually found this out recently 🙄 they're ALL SICK
@@dwyerplusrichardson nah, Patrice would of wanted it like that. The money she is getting for Spreading Patrice’s word is worth it. Patrice was a genius and an anti depressant
Even 10 years later his teachings and insight is even more relevant today!!
Even more impressive: this was recorded in like 2007/08
My eyes get all glassy when these episodes end knowing we won't ever get a new one. I could listen to this all day.
The end of the 12th episode brings tears to my eyes. It is soooo bittersweet.
Dante carries it on without the comedy on the beige phillip podcast. On episode 400- something.
That first call was amazing. The conversation leading up (32:20) to Patrice yelling at 32:29 was fucking hilarious. His pro-tip immediately afterwords was gold.
These shows help me to get thorough a day without killing myself.......
jesus bro what is going on in your life
4466svenjohnpetrucci Let it out dude, let it out....
This is the cult, we're here to help
You good bro?
@@johnnypurple3119 lool
Comment and let us know you still around, Bro
I listen to this every other day to make sure I get everything 100%. Also because there is no other podcast like this.
“If its a midget he’s innit”
😂😂😂 -Patrice
“he’ll fuck a midget in a minute!” ☠️
That shit had me fucking rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:12:30
That midget convo might be the greatest thing in all of comedy. Damn.
@@Stayup4661 man's meat is half as big as the midgets he's slamming 😳😳😳
“You wouldn’t bling more than me if you had a diamond hat.” Lmaoo
Patrice was and is a treasure for real men worldwide, especially in this day and time. Rest in paradise, good brother.
Damn! This episode was made on my birthday, when I turned 10 years old. Rest in Peace Patrice. Yours was a perspective that was rare when you were preachin it. Now the last vestige of soldiers are holding on, while Im trying to become one.
Patrice: "And why do you like that Juicy chicken? Because its WHAT?"
Leah: "........Fat"
So much valuable information and advice from the point where Patrice begins helping Danny
When my girl acts up i dont even gotta change myself anymore. I took what patrice said and use it actively. But just to double down i put these on my speaker with her in the room and blast it 😂. Works everytime.
"midget fuckin nigga" that banter is priceless.
I need this shit on wax before UA-cam takes it down. I listen to black Phillip at least once a year. #therealtopg
"If I was to go midgeting..." 🤣🤣🤣
These are some of the funniest and wisest videos on the internet today. Absolute gold mine. Thank you so much for sharing.
“Take the bitch to the aquarium so she can’t leave, bc you’re trying to sneak out a whale” 😂😂
"N***** you can't be seasonal"!!!
Dead
Your happiness is Paramount
And you never forget it!
Maybe a special occasion called tomorrow lmaoo
“Spare the Pimp spoil da HO...” classick!
Still listening 12 years later
Always need a re-up
Close to half a mil is listening brother. Rest in peace
been listening to Black Philip since 2018. changed my life.
WWPD
These shows make me so sad. I love the content, but it hurts to know that we will not hear Patrice again😢
how did he passed ?
@@ruisilva2617 stroke. 41 years old.
*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
_Tappin' in from South Central LA_
*6/29/22*
Summer is here, and it's as good a time as any to get back into the groove of the "I'm Better Than You" mindset. I'm back to my Black Phillip refresher course. You b*tches are in TROUBLE this summer !
Rest easy Big Homie. We're listening.
🤜🏾💥🤛🏾
"Heroes get remembered but Pimps never die."
-Some guy about Patrice probably.
49:41 once patrice mentions the summertime it kicks off one of my fav moments in all of Black Phillip. You gotta be gangster ALL SEASONS NIGGA!!!
Patrice Simply spoke the cold hard truth. Today people are trying to mask human nature and it’s sad that we don’t have Patrice around to bring them back to reality.
22:15 “that bitch is built like a boxing glove!” I’m dying
“Cuz you didn’t check her when she did it, DANNY!”
2:09:40
Another classic episode full of gems and laughter!
#RipPatriceOneal
The funniest accidental bit was Patrice putting Lord Westfall on HOLD for YEARS Ill have to double check but I'm pretty sure he called episode 1 or 2 and never got heard until this episode
If that's true that's so fkin funny
When norm macdonald says you're the funniest man to do it , there's no higher complement. Rip Patrice
RIP to Patrice and Norm.
Patrice was always my second favorite comedian and I never even knew he had a radio show I discovered this show last week and I’m on episode 8 but by episode 2 he moved from my second favorite comedian to number 1, undisputed! And Dave chappelle was my number 1. But there is so much truth in what he’s saying and I know this because of all the field research I did that I didn’t even realize I was doing. I’ve had sex with easily 200 women and was happy. Because I was doing wtf made me happy. Now I’m 34 with 3 baby mamas because I ran into a trooper but I didn’t train them right because I was “in love” i put them before my happiness and became miserable because I want more than one bitch but I can’t have that because it would “hurt” their feelings and Ive been miserable for the past 3yrs. This show has been so refreshing, and has realigned my mindset to what it was before I forgot that I’m a fuckin man. This nigga Patrice has saved my life, because I had power! And I didn’t realize the power that I had and I traded that shit for what? Some goofy bitch’s happiness? I have been reborn brothers and I’m grateful
Remember to pass on the good word to other lost brothers
All bitches are goofy!!!
YOU GOTTA BE GANGSTA ALL SEASONS NIGGA!!
funniest part.
Damn I wish they would have video recorded this. I would laugh so hard watching Patrice’s face.
This is the BROTHERHOOD. Fuck that sisterhood drivel: it's men that need to stand up for each other.
+Plain Pizza bitches like men as frnds anyway fuck bitches i dont kno any fun having bitches except for one tomboy
Holy shit!!! She was built like a boxing glove????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that's also how he described Karith's nipples
I really wish the guys who called in would give us a follow up on what happened and how Patrice’s advices worked out
No follow up needed, they are soldiers now and living their best life
*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
_Tappin' in from South Central Los Angeles_
4/1/21
It's time for another round of adult zoom classes on making my happiness PARAMOUNT !
Black Phillip is back in session for 2021.
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adult zoom 😭 that exactly what these are lol
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*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
Indeed. The ones that last a lifetime ! Enjoy, Mr. Smith.
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1:06:05
Chick: “It’s three against one-”
Patrice: “I don’t give a fuck!!!”
That’s why he was the man that men and women followed lol
Who had the Herpes?
gets me EVERY TIME
Kathleen is still mad at Smitty to this day.
Kathleens are built to not like Schmitty.
Here for my yearly reload of the game RIP big homie a true Legend!
2:24:41 Patrice was so on point, for whatever reason a lot of women have this really bad habit to just not admit when they're wrong and deflect as much as they can until you 100% prove how they are wrong.
Yep… then they cry. Lol
Whos listening to this in 2021!!!!!!
Id give anything to have Patrice back. RIP to the true King
In response to every comment to these videos about how when their boy turns 18 he's gonna show the black phillip show to them. Listen to Danny's story at the end. He met his girl in high school. Waiting til your son's 18 could be way too late. Soldiers aren't created just cause they hit a certain age. War is everywhere. Teach them how to handle a gun before they start getting into them.
Been listening to this on car rides with my 13 yo at first i felt bad bc of the language then i thought he done heard worse from movies and me...and the lil nigga be laughin like he know whats goin on...hope he catches the gems
Great point, brother.
Here listening to this great guy June 27, 2020
2022 check In after the Depp trial lol
Patrice would have loved that whole gong show.
This is the medicine lot of guys need. R.I.P patrice O'neal
Long live the king, Patrice O'Neal. My #1 idol and hero. Corny? Don't care. This man is beyond undervalued and understated. Must be God's right hand man
2020, and I'll be back in 20 years too !!🤞💯
My kids gonna be here men
I'm back
Possibly the best BPS episode.
12:07 "i mean i worry i'm gonna die in my sleep, sometimes you get a funny feeling in your arm and you just like, you know... ahh shit"... 2007, 4 years before it happened.
I know. It's so hard to listen to sometimes. I wish he took better care of himself. We need him more then ever right now. RIP big pimp. We're still learning from your golden knowledge.
how did he died?
@@ruisilva2617 stroke, so eating healthy might have helped, diabetes ain't a joke, but you can't plan for anything like that
@@terrybogard7263 what a loss, thanks for the reply
I feel bad for his girl because she tried to get him to eat healthier and she clearly loved him
This might be my favorite episode. Good balance of calls and dialogue and the female host wasn't TOO talkative. and actually gave decent insight.
His insults are genius theybare always sugar-coated slightly so that he can say the truest shit anyone's ever heard
"I wanna know where Dante got a midget at"....im fuckin criiiine 😭😂
1:10:00 to 1:15:25 it starts getting so hilarious. If I even THINK about those fucking midget 'sex' sounds Patrice is making at Dante, I start laughing to myself.
+Maizerus Me too, was looking for this. I've been hearing "regiiiiee" in my head and I haven't heard this in months.
Stop by the black Phillip every 6 months to keep my pimp hand strong
We miss you Patrice! RIP
1:02:07 I'm crying laughing listening to Patrice break while trying to read that website's mission statement
1:02:50 Patrice : "I'm into big juicy fat girls. Like Leah"
Leah: "What the Fuck!"
I used to watch him on comedy central and i wish i wouldve known about this show back then, i didnt even know he died till years later
Nero: "do you think jesus is better than god?" Pat: Exactly she gone lose this. Her: "No. I think they're equal." Me: WTF!!!
Say any thing just to not agree with a dude 😂
1:06:25 “Tomatoes; tomattos and you eat both.” Patrice was so god damn intelligent and quick 😂