My dads nickname in the army was blackout because hed get blackout drunk quickly. Military nicknames arent badass they are just another way to take the piss
Haven’t personally known one, but I read about a USAF pilot nicknamed “Shredder”. Sounds badass, except he apparently got it by shredding an important document by accident.
I always thought that the stereotype of us Americans being completely gun-crazed was like, a funny joke or something, but Jesus Christ I'm starting to realize how accurate that actually is.
Arms sales are a large chunk of the GDP so those with vested interested want to keep this guns = rights attitude alive as long as possible. Encouraging violent threats is just one of the many ways it's done.
0:13 best way to get your weapons ripped off your person and used against you. My husband is a police officer, and he gets approached by these clowns all the time, wanting to show off, asking my husband what they think about open-carry vs concealed. My husband says, well, it depends, do you want to be safe and able to defend yourself or walk around playing Cowboy? It shuts them down pretty fast.
The thing with "I conceal carry try me" is that those types of people get made fun of by the gun community typically. The last thing you should want as a gun owner is to have to use it. Also 40cal is a pistol round used in a variety of pistols.
George Memeulous, You said you would watch more Ancient Aliens if your video got 80k likes. That day has come and you must fulfill your promiss and give us, the consumers, what we desire!
4:40 I'm pretty sure the longest confirmed kill with a sniper was from around 2 miles and wasn't a headshot it was 2 people behind a wall centre mass so I doubt he was that guy (also you know they're speaking shit if they say they shot them in the head because it's more stupid than skillful to try and shoot such a small constantly bobbing target instead of aiming for the torso)
I looked him up cause I was curious if its the same guy. That profile has his name spelt with only one N, according to Wikipedia it has 2 n's. Maybe the hacker did that though.
Dear Mr. George Memeulous, Me and many members of your loyal community are waiting for the long requested: Cheese tier list video. As a spokesmen for the ‘CP’ (Cheese Party), I would like to know the time of this video so I may inform the rest of the party. Yours truly, -Garfield Orange, Head of Propaganda of the Cheese Party
@@tacocrunch4512 Mate, I've received work messages at 11pm, and i've woken up to work messages. "Working from home" is just code for "work 24/7". But you do get to watch youtube tho😀.
4:17 You know someone can't actually pop your melon if they still use "silencer" terminology in regards to suppressors lol Also, note, the longest ever recorded sniper kill was 3,540 meters (or 2.2 miles) and therefore the likelihood of this dunce successfully landing a shot from that distance is astronomical
Not to mention the fact that the bullet would have it's velocity significantly reduced by the suppressor, and that he would have to use a low power optic, as higher power ones are extremely hard to come by. In addition, most sporting/hunting rifles are not built for that range, so even if you got hit by him, you would probably not be mortally wounded unless it hit, like, your carotid artery or something.
@@jasperrice8456 Even if he had something like an arctic warfare, I'm completely certain it would have been bought with daddy's money and that money is as far from his mouth as where he's claiming he can shoot
As an American I can say, people are either normal and just enjoy the freedoms they have, or are balls deep in conspiracies, extreme cringe, or brain dead
I was walking around Colchester and saw a sign on someone's back garden fence that said "in this house, we don't call 911", similar to that thermometer. I thought "good thing you don't cos this isn't America"
As a southerner I can confirm, the "in my house we dont dial 911" slogan is everywhere and on everything. you could probably find baby clothes with that saying on em.
george is a badass for staying dedicated to hiding his identity for this long (some may think this is not badass, but you aren't making this comment, i am)
3:40 - the hysterical part of this is that Starbucks coffee is weak-arsed shit: we're talking real "like making love in a canoe... fucking close to water" territory, here, and that oik is talking like he's knocking back a *proper* coffee.
Oh my god the danzig one is a classic. He's a classical tough guy too, he was in a few hard rock bands and thought he was the only one who did it right, he is something, look up danzigs bricks
I was called Skitz in the Aussie military, not because I was badass, but because I had no filter and would usually do something stupid that would see me with either extra duties or confined to base. We went on a cultural walk (pub crawl) one Christmas and our warrant officer said to me, "Skitz, if anything happens today I want to be the first to know about it". I went and got a Prince Albert and hurried back to tell the WO all about it. He was sat with the admino (a female) and she burst out laughing. He never again asked to be the first to know if I did anything unusual! Moral of the story, military names aren't derived from how badass you are, they're given in relation to how messed up you are!
For future reference, .40 is like .45 ACP (M1911 bullets) but with a vasectomy so it's slightly larger than a 9mm (generic pistol round) In other words, 9mm, .40, .45, all of them are pistol rounds with power in ascending order
People always associate the size of the bullet with power. For one, most pistol rounds are rounded and less aerodynamic. The reason a .50 is so impressive is because it has a lot of propellant behind it, and it is rarely aerodynamic.
@@jasperrice8456 Exactly, and the amount of pressure and propellant creates the big boom and gigantic holes in soft squishy targets. With the exception of the 5.7x28mm, there aren't too many pistol calibers that are noticeably built to be more aerodynamic than others. While it may hold less energy from it's propellant, it faces less air resistance and has smaller surface area for impact, making it well known for AP intentions Talking about the practical ability of the 5.7 is a bit of a moot point when compared to the .50 AE's wrist breaking abilities
Just seen the part where the guy comes out with a German shepard. Yh as a German shepard Owner, mine is about as threatening as a paper bag. He'll see a robber and go up for headpats 🤣🤣
7:33 my theory about Blackout: he passed out, cause of fear and so he wouldnt feel bad his friends lied about it and it back fired and he became a dick
Random fun fact about the 'watch who you trust' image at 9:55 is that car doors are not nearly as protective as one might think. They're very thin metal and a handgun will pierce them very easily. One reason we think otherwise is because people see scenes of police using car doors as cover from bullets in real news and in tv/movies. This is because police specifically reinforce the doors to be used for this purpose. Your standard street legal car from the dealer has absolutely not done this. If you ever need to use a normal car as cover from gunfire the only part of it likely to stop bullets is the engine block.
The lesson that dad was trying to teach her was if she talks to boys, her father will get violent and homicidal. Like... that is so fucked, that's so sinister.
you know he's badass when he has a garfield phone
And the gromit
truly a hard one
we stan garfield phone
@@bostpoxfox and the distressed garfield teddy
Garfield phone is sigma based
My dads nickname in the army was blackout because hed get blackout drunk quickly. Military nicknames arent badass they are just another way to take the piss
My father in laws name was Umpire as he used to umpire the cricket matches,he could also sink a pint in 3 seconds lol
Exactly, my nickname was Gimli because I'm short and ginger
My grandpas nickname in the military was Silverback because he had to shave twice a day
What people think: Blackout rage
Reality: pissing on their hammock after 6 bud lites.
Haven’t personally known one, but I read about a USAF pilot nicknamed “Shredder”. Sounds badass, except he apparently got it by shredding an important document by accident.
That one guy took “switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading” very literally
I always thought that the stereotype of us Americans being completely gun-crazed was like, a funny joke or something, but Jesus Christ I'm starting to realize how accurate that actually is.
It's unironically not a joke
Look kids, it’s becoming self-aware
@@conormurphy4328 lol 😂
its more of a fact than a stereotype
Arms sales are a large chunk of the GDP so those with vested interested want to keep this guns = rights attitude alive as long as possible. Encouraging violent threats is just one of the many ways it's done.
0:13 best way to get your weapons ripped off your person and used against you.
My husband is a police officer, and he gets approached by these clowns all the time, wanting to show off, asking my husband what they think about open-carry vs concealed.
My husband says, well, it depends, do you want to be safe and able to defend yourself or walk around playing Cowboy?
It shuts them down pretty fast.
Alternate title: *George makes fun of Americans for 10 minutes*
Criss cross is a way better channel for this kind of content
@@kaxeniakristelle7887my guy no one knows who that is
This comment was made by an American
Glen Danzig in a GeorgeM video is the cross over we didn't want but still got lmao, the man's a bit odd
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I GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYY
The thing with "I conceal carry try me" is that those types of people get made fun of by the gun community typically. The last thing you should want as a gun owner is to have to use it. Also 40cal is a pistol round used in a variety of pistols.
George Memeulous, You said you would watch more Ancient Aliens if your video got 80k likes. That day has come and you must fulfill your promiss and give us, the consumers, what we desire!
@ants review how much are they paying you?
@Barry O’Brien I don’t care, I’m going to comment the same thing untill he does it
why could i hear this in his voice
Yes yes yes
Join the cult
My favourite part of the thermometer is that the maker absolutely used the meme of the hand holding a gun to make it
4:40 I'm pretty sure the longest confirmed kill with a sniper was from around 2 miles and wasn't a headshot it was 2 people behind a wall centre mass so I doubt he was that guy (also you know they're speaking shit if they say they shot them in the head because it's more stupid than skillful to try and shoot such a small constantly bobbing target instead of aiming for the torso)
By a Canadian
@@danielcrafter9349a Newfoundlander
6:50 this dude doesnt even need that protective vest, he’s already a walking shield
Hey George currently doing my GCSES your videos help me unwind at the end of a long stressful day keep up the amazing videos
Good luck!
Good luck pal
good luck :))
thank you jedi yoda
got some of mine in a few months too, best of luck mate!
Bro the Glen Danzig one was funny especially since he was a member of one of the most famous punk bands
I looked him up cause I was curious if its the same guy. That profile has his name spelt with only one N, according to Wikipedia it has 2 n's. Maybe the hacker did that though.
the first one with 4 handguns must be general grievous
“SpongeBob armed little fuck” is my new favourite insult
Can’t believe George Memeulous doesn’t know who Glenn Danzig is
Dear Mr. George Memeulous,
Me and many members of your loyal community are waiting for the long requested: Cheese tier list video.
As a spokesmen for the ‘CP’ (Cheese Party), I would like to know the time of this video so I may inform the rest of the party.
Yours truly,
-Garfield Orange, Head of Propaganda of the Cheese Party
You may want to change your party name, have a good day
I recently found your channel, and never have I been more happier to work from home. Well needed laughs, mate. Cheers!!!
Hope working from home goes alright for you :)
@@tacocrunch4512 Mate, I've received work messages at 11pm, and i've woken up to work messages. "Working from home" is just code for "work 24/7". But you do get to watch youtube tho😀.
4:17 You know someone can't actually pop your melon if they still use "silencer" terminology in regards to suppressors lol
Also, note, the longest ever recorded sniper kill was 3,540 meters (or 2.2 miles) and therefore the likelihood of this dunce successfully landing a shot from that distance is astronomical
No, this untrained individual is the single best sniper the world has ever seen
Not to mention the fact that the bullet would have it's velocity significantly reduced by the suppressor, and that he would have to use a low power optic, as higher power ones are extremely hard to come by. In addition, most sporting/hunting rifles are not built for that range, so even if you got hit by him, you would probably not be mortally wounded unless it hit, like, your carotid artery or something.
@@asdatrollys8944 Oh my god how could I forget
@@jasperrice8456 Even if he had something like an arctic warfare, I'm completely certain it would have been bought with daddy's money and that money is as far from his mouth as where he's claiming he can shoot
George not realising the menacing photo was a promo shot from Glen Danzig the bloody musician and singer lmao
As a yank, i always say not all of us are like this. But looking at these, im starting to rethink my stance on that
Seeing the misfits’ lead singer in this was 100% something I wouldn’t have expected
Personally, a German Shepherd could scare me off, but that's because they're scary dogs (to me).
If Jacobs on his way out, women don't have to hide, they just need to walk at brisk pace and they'll be safe.
As an American I can say, people are either normal and just enjoy the freedoms they have, or are balls deep in conspiracies, extreme cringe, or brain dead
too right george, you are very badass
for those who don't know: glen danzig is an american singer who played with bands misfits and sahmain, as well as a moderately succesful solo career
Isn't he the guy with the bricks?
"Someone called Glen Danzig" lol he's a metal legend mate
"someone called Glen Danzig" good god
First guy is General Grievous but instead of a lightsaber collection, he has a gun collection
I was walking around Colchester and saw a sign on someone's back garden fence that said "in this house, we don't call 911", similar to that thermometer. I thought "good thing you don't cos this isn't America"
The fact that George doesn't know who Glenn Danzig is lol
0:24 AHHHH GENERAL KANOBI
Glen Danzig being referred to as "someone called Glen Danzig" like he deserves
As a southerner I can confirm, the "in my house we dont dial 911" slogan is everywhere and on everything. you could probably find baby clothes with that saying on em.
george is a badass for staying dedicated to hiding his identity for this long
(some may think this is not badass, but you aren't making this comment, i am)
3:40 - the hysterical part of this is that Starbucks coffee is weak-arsed shit: we're talking real "like making love in a canoe... fucking close to water" territory, here, and that oik is talking like he's knocking back a *proper* coffee.
This is a certified hood classic
They're too dangerous to be kept alive
We all knew that already George, you don’t have to make a whole video to flex it 🙄
7:10 perfectly cut scream
8:56 Me being like that ain’t a German Shepard and the poor thing looks like it would never wanna bite willingly
This seems like the type of dog who'd break your hip because they jumped into your lap too fast
Oh my god the danzig one is a classic. He's a classical tough guy too, he was in a few hard rock bands and thought he was the only one who did it right, he is something, look up danzigs bricks
I was called Skitz in the Aussie military, not because I was badass, but because I had no filter and would usually do something stupid that would see me with either extra duties or confined to base. We went on a cultural walk (pub crawl) one Christmas and our warrant officer said to me, "Skitz, if anything happens today I want to be the first to know about it". I went and got a Prince Albert and hurried back to tell the WO all about it. He was sat with the admino (a female) and she burst out laughing. He never again asked to be the first to know if I did anything unusual! Moral of the story, military names aren't derived from how badass you are, they're given in relation to how messed up you are!
For context, 2 miles is about 430 yards short of the longest ever sniper kill.
“Ooo shiver me timbers”
-Master oogway
my old neighbor had a sign that said "dont fear the dog fear the owner"
"Someone called Danzig"
Bro, he's a legendary rockstar??
6:50 the only thing thats hiding is my leftover big mac on the kitchen counter
That thermometer could have just been a gag gift or something they bought because it's so bizarre it's funny 😭
"Someone called Glen Danzig" Yeah not a famous musician or owt, just some bloke.
I have a sneaky suspicion the famous musician would spell his name correctly...
@@KennaDeMerkedo yeah good point mate, but do you think his brain isn't fried from drugs
Glenn Danzig is the lead singer of Danzig!! Mother is a tune!!
"YoU wAnNa Go YoU sCuMmY MoMmy"
10:02 as a huge misfits and danzig fan, this blew my mind. It was my multiverse of madness
Wake up new meorge gemeulous dropped
6:32 you missed the gun just casually sitting next to a bowl of spag Bol
For future reference, .40 is like .45 ACP (M1911 bullets) but with a vasectomy so it's slightly larger than a 9mm (generic pistol round)
In other words, 9mm, .40, .45, all of them are pistol rounds with power in ascending order
And you could fit like 4 of em in a .50BMG lol
People always associate the size of the bullet with power. For one, most pistol rounds are rounded and less aerodynamic. The reason a .50 is so impressive is because it has a lot of propellant behind it, and it is rarely aerodynamic.
@@jasperrice8456 Exactly, and the amount of pressure and propellant creates the big boom and gigantic holes in soft squishy targets. With the exception of the 5.7x28mm, there aren't too many pistol calibers that are noticeably built to be more aerodynamic than others. While it may hold less energy from it's propellant, it faces less air resistance and has smaller surface area for impact, making it well known for AP intentions
Talking about the practical ability of the 5.7 is a bit of a moot point when compared to the .50 AE's wrist breaking abilities
'Four hand guns Jeremy? That's insane!'
I love it when I see George has put up a new video. Always great content
Just seen the part where the guy comes out with a German shepard. Yh as a German shepard Owner, mine is about as threatening as a paper bag. He'll see a robber and go up for headpats 🤣🤣
0:14 he’s clearly on his lunch break
Careful- mess with Danzig and he might come at you swinging with a tub of kitty litter
George emphasizes every word and made my Alexa start playing music
"When i look into the enemies eyes"
Then looks at the screen instead of the lens. So in a way he's staring at himself
Take a shot every time George mentions America in r/iamverybadass
lmaoooo Glenn Danzig 😭
2:35 scooby doo laugh
LMAO the cigarette emoji was clever Mr Memeulous
i feel like a lot of these people are now on a watchlist
The most Badass people I've ever met don't say a word about it , you can just feel the vibe when you're around them.
Glen Danzig is the original singer of the Misfits (punk band)
the post is probably fake tho cause his name is spelled Glenn
Thanks George, My Alexa called the police...
thank you for posting today i rlly needed it
I agree with the title george
George I can promise you the real Glenn Danzig didn’t say that
7:33 my theory about Blackout: he passed out, cause of fear and so he wouldnt feel bad his friends lied about it and it back fired and he became a dick
My theory: He lied.
Yes George, you are.
As someone who has been training to be in the military with airsoft since I was 12 these people cannot land such shots.
Reminds me of the baby chavs who think they're hard
George doesn't know who glen Danzig is
Are you alright George? I saw you crying in the Lego shop in London.
Knowing just how bizarre glen Danzig is he definitely doesn’t think eating hotdogs is normal NGL
people who drink black coffee without anything in it are hands down the most grumpiest people to exist
Funny cause comment that I read just above yours was someone saying they drink it.
@@bekcha4170 This guy and the other guy need to swap drinks for like, a week. That'd be funny
The longest sniper shot world record is like a mile and a half
The German Shepherd was like "hey, we're going for a walk!" And then the owner just snapped him back. All the dog wanted was to sniff things. So sad.
Glenn Danzig is the lead singer of Danzig and Misfits! :)
Random fun fact about the 'watch who you trust' image at 9:55 is that car doors are not nearly as protective as one might think. They're very thin metal and a handgun will pierce them very easily. One reason we think otherwise is because people see scenes of police using car doors as cover from bullets in real news and in tv/movies. This is because police specifically reinforce the doors to be used for this purpose. Your standard street legal car from the dealer has absolutely not done this. If you ever need to use a normal car as cover from gunfire the only part of it likely to stop bullets is the engine block.
😂lol didn't expect the Glenn Danzig one
6:52 school trip
Only person I wouldn't mess with is big George Memeulous
5:00 just the people in the back 😂
The lesson that dad was trying to teach her was if she talks to boys, her father will get violent and homicidal. Like... that is so fucked, that's so sinister.
george and danzig was not the worlds colliding I could ever have anticipated
"Someone called Glen Danzig"
Haha Danzig's a fucking legend, George
Everyone in London and their nans knew the krays
Glenn Danzig is a legend and that definitely wasn't his post 🤣
General Grevieous is lookin hella American
Hope your feeling good love your content