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  • @investinbottlecaps2573
    @investinbottlecaps2573 2 роки тому +799

    I always thought that the stereotype of us Americans being completely gun-crazed was like, a funny joke or something, but Jesus Christ I'm starting to realize how accurate that actually is.

    • @Dodge_this
      @Dodge_this 2 роки тому +64

      It's unironically not a joke

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 2 роки тому +95

      Look kids, it’s becoming self-aware

    • @investinbottlecaps2573
      @investinbottlecaps2573 2 роки тому +18

      @@conormurphy4328 lol 😂

    • @sapien82
      @sapien82 2 роки тому +17

      its more of a fact than a stereotype

    • @RNS_Aurelius
      @RNS_Aurelius 2 роки тому +18

      Arms sales are a large chunk of the GDP so those with vested interested want to keep this guns = rights attitude alive as long as possible. Encouraging violent threats is just one of the many ways it's done.

  • @gabby4566
    @gabby4566 2 роки тому +611

    you know he's badass when he has a garfield phone

    • @chloemorales8299
      @chloemorales8299 2 роки тому +8

      And the gromit

    • @beth1527
      @beth1527 2 роки тому +5

      truly a hard one

    • @bostpoxfox
      @bostpoxfox 2 роки тому +7

      we stan garfield phone

    • @gabby4566
      @gabby4566 2 роки тому +10

      @@bostpoxfox and the distressed garfield teddy

    • @JohnnySackoh
      @JohnnySackoh 2 роки тому +5

      Garfield phone is sigma based

  • @FlyingNova223
    @FlyingNova223 2 роки тому +2392

    George Memeulous, You said you would watch more Ancient Aliens if your video got 80k likes. That day has come and you must fulfill your promiss and give us, the consumers, what we desire!

    • @sunnex474
      @sunnex474 2 роки тому +45

      @ants review how much are they paying you?

    • @FlyingNova223
      @FlyingNova223 2 роки тому +23

      @Barry O’Brien I don’t care, I’m going to comment the same thing untill he does it

    • @forthefrogs
      @forthefrogs 2 роки тому +3

      why could i hear this in his voice

    • @cranberryexplosion9841
      @cranberryexplosion9841 2 роки тому +2

      Yes yes yes

    • @plogan3009
      @plogan3009 2 роки тому +2

      Join the cult

  • @urigreenberg9760
    @urigreenberg9760 2 роки тому +393

    My dads nickname in the army was blackout because hed get blackout drunk quickly. Military nicknames arent badass they are just another way to take the piss

    • @johnord684
      @johnord684 Рік тому +17

      My father in laws name was Umpire as he used to umpire the cricket matches,he could also sink a pint in 3 seconds lol

    • @sumisu_senpai_6280
      @sumisu_senpai_6280 Рік тому +24

      Exactly, my nickname was Gimli because I'm short and ginger

    • @BigGrayArea
      @BigGrayArea Рік тому +20

      My grandpas nickname in the military was Silverback because he had to shave twice a day

    • @terranaxiomuk
      @terranaxiomuk Рік тому +22

      What people think: Blackout rage
      Reality: pissing on their hammock after 6 bud lites.

    • @EatLeadClankers
      @EatLeadClankers 4 місяці тому +11

      Haven’t personally known one, but I read about a USAF pilot nicknamed “Shredder”. Sounds badass, except he apparently got it by shredding an important document by accident.

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 2 роки тому +80

    0:13 best way to get your weapons ripped off your person and used against you.
    My husband is a police officer, and he gets approached by these clowns all the time, wanting to show off, asking my husband what they think about open-carry vs concealed.
    My husband says, well, it depends, do you want to be safe and able to defend yourself or walk around playing Cowboy?
    It shuts them down pretty fast.

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 2 роки тому +278

    Alternate title: *George makes fun of Americans for 10 minutes*

    • @kaxeniakristelle7887
      @kaxeniakristelle7887 2 роки тому +5

      Criss cross is a way better channel for this kind of content

    • @LOE_117
      @LOE_117 Рік тому +10

      ​@@kaxeniakristelle7887my guy no one knows who that is

    • @greengoop
      @greengoop Рік тому +5

      This comment was made by an American

  • @zombigrove
    @zombigrove 2 роки тому +79

    Glen Danzig in a GeorgeM video is the cross over we didn't want but still got lmao, the man's a bit odd

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому +107

    That one guy took “switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading” very literally

  • @Bacon-ys2xi
    @Bacon-ys2xi 2 роки тому +41

    4:17 You know someone can't actually pop your melon if they still use "silencer" terminology in regards to suppressors lol
    Also, note, the longest ever recorded sniper kill was 3,540 meters (or 2.2 miles) and therefore the likelihood of this dunce successfully landing a shot from that distance is astronomical

    • @asdatrollys8944
      @asdatrollys8944 2 роки тому +9

      No, this untrained individual is the single best sniper the world has ever seen

    • @jasperrice8456
      @jasperrice8456 2 роки тому +2

      Not to mention the fact that the bullet would have it's velocity significantly reduced by the suppressor, and that he would have to use a low power optic, as higher power ones are extremely hard to come by. In addition, most sporting/hunting rifles are not built for that range, so even if you got hit by him, you would probably not be mortally wounded unless it hit, like, your carotid artery or something.

    • @Bacon-ys2xi
      @Bacon-ys2xi 2 роки тому

      @@asdatrollys8944 Oh my god how could I forget

    • @Bacon-ys2xi
      @Bacon-ys2xi 2 роки тому

      @@jasperrice8456 Even if he had something like an arctic warfare, I'm completely certain it would have been bought with daddy's money and that money is as far from his mouth as where he's claiming he can shoot

  • @thing8357
    @thing8357 2 роки тому +83

    The thing with "I conceal carry try me" is that those types of people get made fun of by the gun community typically. The last thing you should want as a gun owner is to have to use it. Also 40cal is a pistol round used in a variety of pistols.

  • @GreenCorgiQueen
    @GreenCorgiQueen 2 роки тому +53

    My favourite part of the thermometer is that the maker absolutely used the meme of the hand holding a gun to make it

  • @spliffyrodgers4266
    @spliffyrodgers4266 2 роки тому +71

    4:40 I'm pretty sure the longest confirmed kill with a sniper was from around 2 miles and wasn't a headshot it was 2 people behind a wall centre mass so I doubt he was that guy (also you know they're speaking shit if they say they shot them in the head because it's more stupid than skillful to try and shoot such a small constantly bobbing target instead of aiming for the torso)

  • @jediyoda1449
    @jediyoda1449 2 роки тому +97

    Hey George currently doing my GCSES your videos help me unwind at the end of a long stressful day keep up the amazing videos

  • @Avalon-vx5mk
    @Avalon-vx5mk 2 роки тому +19

    6:50 this dude doesnt even need that protective vest, he’s already a walking shield

  • @michaelcrowland7347
    @michaelcrowland7347 2 роки тому +25

    Can’t believe George Memeulous doesn’t know who Glenn Danzig is

  • @Radrad1cal
    @Radrad1cal 2 роки тому +18

    Bro the Glen Danzig one was funny especially since he was a member of one of the most famous punk bands

    • @wcdc-worldcupofdiecastracing
      @wcdc-worldcupofdiecastracing Рік тому +1

      I looked him up cause I was curious if its the same guy. That profile has his name spelt with only one N, according to Wikipedia it has 2 n's. Maybe the hacker did that though.

  • @tendertoxin
    @tendertoxin 2 роки тому +15

    George not realising the menacing photo was a promo shot from Glen Danzig the bloody musician and singer lmao

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Рік тому +6

    3:40 - the hysterical part of this is that Starbucks coffee is weak-arsed shit: we're talking real "like making love in a canoe... fucking close to water" territory, here, and that oik is talking like he's knocking back a *proper* coffee.

  • @rttr2038
    @rttr2038 2 роки тому +71

    I recently found your channel, and never have I been more happier to work from home. Well needed laughs, mate. Cheers!!!

    • @tacocrunch4512
      @tacocrunch4512 2 роки тому +10

      Hope working from home goes alright for you :)

    • @rttr2038
      @rttr2038 2 роки тому +12

      @@tacocrunch4512 Mate, I've received work messages at 11pm, and i've woken up to work messages. "Working from home" is just code for "work 24/7". But you do get to watch youtube tho😀.

  • @JoeMama-hu5fs
    @JoeMama-hu5fs 2 роки тому +51

    Dear Mr. George Memeulous,
    Me and many members of your loyal community are waiting for the long requested: Cheese tier list video.
    As a spokesmen for the ‘CP’ (Cheese Party), I would like to know the time of this video so I may inform the rest of the party.
    Yours truly,
    -Garfield Orange, Head of Propaganda of the Cheese Party

    • @ninja-ginger1973
      @ninja-ginger1973 4 місяці тому +1

      You may want to change your party name, have a good day

  • @lordtachanka463
    @lordtachanka463 2 роки тому +12

    As an American I can say, people are either normal and just enjoy the freedoms they have, or are balls deep in conspiracies, extreme cringe, or brain dead

  • @DrStovepipe
    @DrStovepipe 2 роки тому +6

    Seeing the misfits’ lead singer in this was 100% something I wouldn’t have expected

  • @Christoph-x8q
    @Christoph-x8q 2 роки тому +14

    the first one with 4 handguns must be general grievous

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 2 роки тому +24

    As a yank, i always say not all of us are like this. But looking at these, im starting to rethink my stance on that

  • @jackyboy7355
    @jackyboy7355 Рік тому +7

    Personally, a German Shepherd could scare me off, but that's because they're scary dogs (to me).

  • @ospreyphil8995
    @ospreyphil8995 3 місяці тому +1

    “SpongeBob armed little fuck” is my new favourite insult

  • @exquisitecorpse__
    @exquisitecorpse__ 2 роки тому +7

    If Jacobs on his way out, women don't have to hide, they just need to walk at brisk pace and they'll be safe.

  • @bostpoxfox
    @bostpoxfox 2 роки тому +99

    george is a badass for staying dedicated to hiding his identity for this long
    (some may think this is not badass, but you aren't making this comment, i am)

  • @JadeStarLP
    @JadeStarLP 3 місяці тому +1

    Random fun fact about the 'watch who you trust' image at 9:55 is that car doors are not nearly as protective as one might think. They're very thin metal and a handgun will pierce them very easily. One reason we think otherwise is because people see scenes of police using car doors as cover from bullets in real news and in tv/movies. This is because police specifically reinforce the doors to be used for this purpose. Your standard street legal car from the dealer has absolutely not done this. If you ever need to use a normal car as cover from gunfire the only part of it likely to stop bullets is the engine block.

  • @capulets
    @capulets 2 роки тому +20

    Glen Danzig being referred to as "someone called Glen Danzig" like he deserves

  • @tntisbased
    @tntisbased 2 роки тому +8

    for those who don't know: glen danzig is an american singer who played with bands misfits and sahmain, as well as a moderately succesful solo career

    • @insanimal2
      @insanimal2 Рік тому +1

      Isn't he the guy with the bricks?

  • @edplaysbass7003
    @edplaysbass7003 2 роки тому +6

    I was walking around Colchester and saw a sign on someone's back garden fence that said "in this house, we don't call 911", similar to that thermometer. I thought "good thing you don't cos this isn't America"

  •  2 роки тому +4

    7:10 perfectly cut scream

  • @ScuttleBugReal
    @ScuttleBugReal 2 роки тому +2

    First guy is General Grievous but instead of a lightsaber collection, he has a gun collection

  • @josejoestar7668
    @josejoestar7668 2 роки тому +3

    0:24 AHHHH GENERAL KANOBI

  • @ClownBARF
    @ClownBARF 3 місяці тому +1

    As a southerner I can confirm, the "in my house we dont dial 911" slogan is everywhere and on everything. you could probably find baby clothes with that saying on em.

  • @archthemondu7685
    @archthemondu7685 2 роки тому +13

    too right george, you are very badass

  • @_MaddMaxx_
    @_MaddMaxx_ 4 місяці тому +1

    10:02 as a huge misfits and danzig fan, this blew my mind. It was my multiverse of madness

  • @sdrxke
    @sdrxke 2 роки тому +2

    8:56 Me being like that ain’t a German Shepard and the poor thing looks like it would never wanna bite willingly

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 роки тому

      This seems like the type of dog who'd break your hip because they jumped into your lap too fast

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 7 місяців тому +1

    I was called Skitz in the Aussie military, not because I was badass, but because I had no filter and would usually do something stupid that would see me with either extra duties or confined to base. We went on a cultural walk (pub crawl) one Christmas and our warrant officer said to me, "Skitz, if anything happens today I want to be the first to know about it". I went and got a Prince Albert and hurried back to tell the WO all about it. He was sat with the admino (a female) and she burst out laughing. He never again asked to be the first to know if I did anything unusual! Moral of the story, military names aren't derived from how badass you are, they're given in relation to how messed up you are!

  • @jolien391
    @jolien391 2 роки тому +5

    The fact that George doesn't know who Glenn Danzig is lol

  • @ona3779
    @ona3779 4 місяці тому +2

    "someone called Glen Danzig" good god

  • @shaneoid361
    @shaneoid361 2 роки тому +1

    "Someone called Glen Danzig" lol he's a metal legend mate

  • @309yo5
    @309yo5 2 роки тому +2

    6:50 the only thing thats hiding is my leftover big mac on the kitchen counter

  • @birdman7248
    @birdman7248 2 роки тому +6

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @BMJgunner
    @BMJgunner 2 роки тому +4

    Just seen the part where the guy comes out with a German shepard. Yh as a German shepard Owner, mine is about as threatening as a paper bag. He'll see a robber and go up for headpats 🤣🤣

  • @hulme187
    @hulme187 2 роки тому +4

    Glenn Danzig is the lead singer of Danzig!! Mother is a tune!!

  • @barfyiscool
    @barfyiscool 2 роки тому +2

    Take a shot every time George mentions America in r/iamverybadass

  • @MyNameIsNotSteve
    @MyNameIsNotSteve 2 роки тому +5

    7:33 my theory about Blackout: he passed out, cause of fear and so he wouldnt feel bad his friends lied about it and it back fired and he became a dick

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 11 місяців тому +1

      My theory: He lied.

  • @TheW1sest
    @TheW1sest 2 роки тому +1

    0:14 he’s clearly on his lunch break

  • @ynwa8648
    @ynwa8648 2 роки тому +2

    6:32 you missed the gun just casually sitting next to a bowl of spag Bol

  • @nutterinmybutter9921
    @nutterinmybutter9921 2 роки тому +1

    my old neighbor had a sign that said "dont fear the dog fear the owner"

  • @CompaSystem
    @CompaSystem 2 роки тому +19

    "Someone called Glen Danzig" Yeah not a famous musician or owt, just some bloke.

    • @KennaDeMerkedo
      @KennaDeMerkedo 2 роки тому

      I have a sneaky suspicion the famous musician would spell his name correctly...

    • @CompaSystem
      @CompaSystem 2 роки тому

      @@KennaDeMerkedo yeah good point mate, but do you think his brain isn't fried from drugs

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 Місяць тому

    0:23 bro thinks he’s general grevious 💀

  • @eddyharris2372
    @eddyharris2372 Рік тому +1

    For context, 2 miles is about 430 yards short of the longest ever sniper kill.

  • @Goodmorning-hv1bs
    @Goodmorning-hv1bs Рік тому

    6:45 the only recall this Man has is when a salad is placed in front of him

  • @charizard1521
    @charizard1521 2 роки тому +32

    We all knew that already George, you don’t have to make a whole video to flex it 🙄

  • @ActuallyHoudini
    @ActuallyHoudini 2 роки тому +18

    10:04 that's the lead singer of the misfits, a "punk" band that never really was punk and just stole the punk "sound" for a bunch of schlocky horror film nonsense. he is also well-known as just an overall ass. he had a bunch of bricks on his front garden for years and people still mock him for that, also his collection of massive fucking looney tunes statues.

    • @Sam-yy6yw
      @Sam-yy6yw 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah misfits suck lmao I never understood why they were so popular

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini 2 роки тому

      @@Sam-yy6yw mostly marketting. they only got popular because they were recognisable on stage and because their music really hit the macho-male goth jock demographic. they aren't punk, even by the loosest standard of punk. bands like dead kennedys and bikini kill were. but misfits? hell no. hard-rock at least. that's like calling white zombie a punk band.

    • @davemonster2
      @davemonster2 2 роки тому +2

      Except its a huge band x'D i have a crimson ghost tattoo on my neck x'D so what sun genre of punk did you come up with? x'D extremely successful band and then he started Danzig(band) and everyone knows the song Mother

    • @davemonster2
      @davemonster2 2 роки тому

      @@Sam-yy6yw because you don't understand doesn't make it suck. You suck for being narrow minded. Misfits are a great band

    • @Sam-yy6yw
      @Sam-yy6yw 2 роки тому +1

      @@davemonster2 oh yeah they’re undoubtedly very popular.. just personally I think they were pretty terrible. No hate, we’re all entitled to our opinions :)

  • @Odilianne
    @Odilianne 4 місяці тому

    That thermometer could have just been a gag gift or something they bought because it's so bizarre it's funny 😭

  • @EmmatheGaymer
    @EmmatheGaymer 2 роки тому +11

    8:57 "when someone is being rude to my wife" *shoves her out of the way*
    yeah great husband im sure

  • @HG_Budde
    @HG_Budde Рік тому

    10:27 I think "they" used another term for "Hotdog". 😂

  • @xanderblackstar8236
    @xanderblackstar8236 2 місяці тому +1

    6:53 - He is wearing a bulletproof west that doesn't even cover half his body because they don't come in Size Whale.

  • @Nlouth
    @Nlouth 2 роки тому +11

    They're too dangerous to be kept alive

  • @HomoLegalMedic
    @HomoLegalMedic Рік тому

    "Someone called Danzig"
    Bro, he's a legendary rockstar??

  • @Bacon-ys2xi
    @Bacon-ys2xi 2 роки тому +31

    For future reference, .40 is like .45 ACP (M1911 bullets) but with a vasectomy so it's slightly larger than a 9mm (generic pistol round)
    In other words, 9mm, .40, .45, all of them are pistol rounds with power in ascending order

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому

      And you could fit like 4 of em in a .50BMG lol

    • @jasperrice8456
      @jasperrice8456 2 роки тому +1

      People always associate the size of the bullet with power. For one, most pistol rounds are rounded and less aerodynamic. The reason a .50 is so impressive is because it has a lot of propellant behind it, and it is rarely aerodynamic.

    • @Bacon-ys2xi
      @Bacon-ys2xi 2 роки тому

      @@jasperrice8456 Exactly, and the amount of pressure and propellant creates the big boom and gigantic holes in soft squishy targets. With the exception of the 5.7x28mm, there aren't too many pistol calibers that are noticeably built to be more aerodynamic than others. While it may hold less energy from it's propellant, it faces less air resistance and has smaller surface area for impact, making it well known for AP intentions
      Talking about the practical ability of the 5.7 is a bit of a moot point when compared to the .50 AE's wrist breaking abilities

  • @nico5618
    @nico5618 2 роки тому +3

    Oh my god the danzig one is a classic. He's a classical tough guy too, he was in a few hard rock bands and thought he was the only one who did it right, he is something, look up danzigs bricks

  • @wasp8931
    @wasp8931 2 роки тому +1

    "YoU wAnNa Go YoU sCuMmY MoMmy"

  • @presethanie126
    @presethanie126 2 роки тому +3

    2:35 scooby doo laugh

  • @lc4036
    @lc4036 2 роки тому

    5:00 just the people in the back 😂

  • @sandykauffman8856
    @sandykauffman8856 8 місяців тому

    The most Badass people I've ever met don't say a word about it , you can just feel the vibe when you're around them.

  • @futuristicjack9103
    @futuristicjack9103 2 роки тому +1

    “Ooo shiver me timbers”
    -Master oogway

  • @neoskizzle8072
    @neoskizzle8072 Рік тому +1

    6:52 school trip

  • @xXchaotic-spiteXx
    @xXchaotic-spiteXx 2 роки тому

    lmaoooo Glenn Danzig 😭

  • @HarrietLikesMovies
    @HarrietLikesMovies 2 роки тому +2

    Wake up new meorge gemeulous dropped

  • @leaveable
    @leaveable Рік тому

    7:09 well done for coming out 🥳🥳

  • @Dontcometooclose
    @Dontcometooclose 2 роки тому +2

    Careful- mess with Danzig and he might come at you swinging with a tub of kitty litter

  • @pointblanclive6328
    @pointblanclive6328 2 роки тому +1

    Glen Danzig is the original singer of the Misfits (punk band)

    • @disposablefun
      @disposablefun 2 роки тому

      the post is probably fake tho cause his name is spelled Glenn

  • @stofopdenaald132
    @stofopdenaald132 Рік тому

    😂lol didn't expect the Glenn Danzig one

  • @thetwelfthsystem7755
    @thetwelfthsystem7755 2 роки тому +1

    Knowing just how bizarre glen Danzig is he definitely doesn’t think eating hotdogs is normal NGL

  • @susanthefish2559
    @susanthefish2559 2 роки тому +4

    Reminds me of the baby chavs who think they're hard

  • @barneycalhoungaming69
    @barneycalhoungaming69 2 роки тому

    bruh at 6:41 that looks like my English teacher without a moustache

  • @ukcIip
    @ukcIip 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks George, My Alexa called the police...

  • @Ethan-er3ll
    @Ethan-er3ll 2 роки тому +1

    George I can promise you the real Glenn Danzig didn’t say that

  • @splaysss
    @splaysss 2 роки тому +2

    my percentage is 69% while watching this and I think that is very badass

  • @buck5665
    @buck5665 Рік тому

    Glenn Danzig is a legend and that definitely wasn't his post 🤣

  • @ThomasJG98
    @ThomasJG98 2 роки тому

    George emphasizes every word and made my Alexa start playing music

  • @Vampires_WillNeverHurtYou
    @Vampires_WillNeverHurtYou 11 місяців тому +2

    10:01 “someone called Glen Danzig” 😭

  • @milkopell
    @milkopell 9 місяців тому

    10:00 danzig is a popular punk vocalist known for his work on the band "the misfits" as well as another band under his own name, this is hilarious seeing this lmfao

  • @sarahwaller3707
    @sarahwaller3707 2 роки тому +1

    I love it when I see George has put up a new video. Always great content

  • @theearthguy1814
    @theearthguy1814 Рік тому +1

    8:18 Nah that's what the tv license man see when he comes to take my hard earned cash

  • @nathanielguillou1288
    @nathanielguillou1288 2 роки тому

    40 seconds in and now I’m singing Adam sanders “phone wallet keys” 😂😂😂

  • @bejam__
    @bejam__ 2 роки тому +3

    George. In america an rpg is technically a firearm so you you can own one under the constitution. Fucking hell america is scary😨

  • @Bacon-ys2xi
    @Bacon-ys2xi 2 роки тому

    7:29 my man's been grinding phantom forces on roblox damn

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej Рік тому +3

    The lesson that dad was trying to teach her was if she talks to boys, her father will get violent and homicidal. Like... that is so fucked, that's so sinister.

  • @DrewWilson192
    @DrewWilson192 4 місяці тому

    The German Shepherd was like "hey, we're going for a walk!" And then the owner just snapped him back. All the dog wanted was to sniff things. So sad.

  • @KimIsNotAUnicorn
    @KimIsNotAUnicorn 2 роки тому

    7:11 seems like the type of shit my disowned half brother would post, AND HIS NEARLY 30

  • @milesr94
    @milesr94 2 роки тому

    'Four hand guns Jeremy? That's insane!'

  • @neonwired4978
    @neonwired4978 2 роки тому +3

    i feel like a lot of these people are now on a watchlist

  • @AceIsNotDed
    @AceIsNotDed Рік тому

    Glenn Danzig is the front man of the punk band Misfits😭

  • @Uinb
    @Uinb 7 місяців тому

    "When i look into the enemies eyes"
    Then looks at the screen instead of the lens. So in a way he's staring at himself