@@thomasfisher3704 Woah! I nearly wrote the same thing! She's a "comedienne" who exists to entertain the mentally unfortunate. Just because someone speaks like they are retarded, doesn't make them deserving of a laugh, sophisticated or not.
@@SlimKeith11 how, other than watching a comedienne's performance, would one choose to either like or dislike the humor portrayed by a particular comic, without actually watching it? This is a trend that stretches across today's social media culture and is frankly, completely flawed! People suggest that those who've made derogatory comments regarding a particular performance shouldn't have watched it....or shouldn't be here on this website watching something that they don't find funny....but HOW in the world could someone decide that something or someone isn't funny without actually watching them/it?!?!? It's so stupid!! It's like asking someone to review a performance that they haven't watched! How could one do that? You've got to actually watch these things before you're able to properly offer an opinion be it positive or negative...you've got to hear/see it before you can make an opinion, for Christ's sake!!!
TheThoerlChannel I keep going to the link he provided on facebook. I can't make it through more than 30 seconds of this "taint" talk. I just can't do it.
+Paul Lee She has a small part in Robert Redford's new movie (A Walk in the Woods -also starring Nick Nolte), about two old guys who try to walk the entire 2000 mile Appalachian Trail. Kristen is hilarious, as she meets the two on the trail and walks with them for a couple of days while teasing and insulting the two old codgers !
+Dave Hansen .....yes... everything she is in she is the booby prize from flight of the conchord.. kate and leopold and last man on earth...what else? lol..
dadandevasing Think about it, Kristen Schaal has mentioned that her personality is most similar to Mabel than the other characters she's voiced Just watching this stand up I can see Mabel's personality reflect in her performance haha
I love her!!! She has the cutest voice. I think the best part of her routines is that it's do funny to hear grown up words from someone with her voice... it's awesome
Vince Lok Yeah, usually it is the other way around. Where women play young boys, so they can still sound young no matter how long the show runs. I agree, the mom is hilarious.
I have a strange thing for Kristen Schaal. I don't find her stand up funny exactly, as in it doesn't make me actually laugh, but I still really enjoy watching it because it's so original and she's such an engaging person :) She always makes my day brighter, just in a subtle way :)
BARONSAMEDI242 Yeah, I agree. I remember telling my friend one time that I though she was kinda hot in a nerdy girl kinda way and he didn't get it at all. I couldn't explain at all why I find her hot, just do.
I got distracted about 2:30 in, scrolled to the comments... and heeded your advice. Done. As I type this, she is going on about genitalia... Now I've been here too long.
She is the funniest person ever. I feel really bad for the people that do not appreciate how funny she is, especially when so many comedians just do the same shtick over and over again.
ClassicDoc If you recall from you history lessons, UN gave the "Palestinians Lands" to the Jews after WW2 because they were there first. Driven out by the Crusaders. So yeah, your comment is stupid and youre even more so.
***** yeah I would be upset if it was just 2 seasons, but they have confirmed a 3rd season already and as u watch each episode you can see theyre improving it a lot.
Aww so it will eventually end? NOOO I wanted the show to be as long as Adventure Time...though I don't think Adventure Time is doing as well as it used to but I still watch it
Kristen Schaal is awesome and hilarious. She may not be everyone's "cup of tea", but she's definitely one of my favorite comedians. Her delivery, her sense of humor, her material... she's awesome.
Gravity Falls has been forever 'tainted' by this. See what I did there? Footage of Mabel with this dubbed over needs to happen and it needs to be sent to Rob Walker stat! MAKE IT HAPPEN INTERNET!!!
Funny as hell is the name of the comedy show. does 'Kristen Schaal Stand Up on Funny as Hell' really make sense to you as a description? learn the difference between nouns and adjectives first, then come back and try alternative comedy. some of it is actually quite good if you understand it. subtlety is a ruthless duchess though!
On Funny as Hell (the show) would have been a better indicator to the fact that it was a noun. I have never seen or heard of the show, so you see how I got to my conclusion? No need to sound butt hurt though, I liked this skit quite a bit.
Her groan after saying "I should have wished for hindsight." didn't received nearly enough of a reaction from the crowd. I just had to pause the video to wipe away tears before finishing the video. Dead.
Ayrias Coye I'd never heard of that fanfic until now. Whatever it is, there is no fucking way it is as abominable as Dipper Goes to Taco Bell. Whoever wrote that should be fucking crucified. Publicly.
Be me, Stoned in my car UA-cam sort of just playing comedy sketches in the background as I drive. I stop at Circle K to get cigarettes Then enter the car and suddenly hear Louise Belcher going on about her experience with her taint. You think to yourself “What the fuck episode is THIS?”
I could see how people might not like this. However, being in drama and having to do vagina monos for class in college, this was at the very least brilliant. There were a lot of layers I don't think anyone could have gotten if they weren't familiar with the parody. She wasn't playing to a wide audience, that is for sure. But it was too smart a piece to not do. I can't say I blame her. Also she was being quite a bit more subversive than one might think. V monologues were all stories exactly like that about women learning about their vajayjays and overcoming all the obstacles in their lives that kept them from doing so in weird awkward stories like that and celebrating together like that in a sort of odd, very awkward (and badly written) way. For instance one monologue is about reclaiming the C word, many talk about rape, masturbation, sex crimes globally and locally, some about women who never had an orgasm. Though I suppose it's an important conversation to have in a lot of ways, her parody was brilliant. Perfectly spot on in both awkwardness and tone.
Thanks for this explanation. Not being familiar with the Vagina Monologues I just assumed she was being crude for shock value. I guess this humor just wasn't intended for me, but for the "I am woman hear me roar" type of person.
@@gordonfreeman5872 sure, I suppose it is easy to impress kids these days. especially when you’ve got a solid music style, a distinctive personality, and an impressive work ethic
I don't care what anyone says, I love Kristen Schall. A true original.
well then you suc too
@Mike Foley Same!! ❌⭕ She's ridiculously awesome!!
Sure, true original moron for the mentally challenged!
@@thomasfisher3704 Woah! I nearly wrote the same thing! She's a "comedienne" who exists to entertain the mentally unfortunate. Just because someone speaks like they are retarded, doesn't make them deserving of a laugh, sophisticated or not.
@@SlimKeith11 how, other than watching a comedienne's performance, would one choose to either like or dislike the humor portrayed by a particular comic, without actually watching it? This is a trend that stretches across today's social media culture and is frankly, completely flawed! People suggest that those who've made derogatory comments regarding a particular performance shouldn't have watched it....or shouldn't be here on this website watching something that they don't find funny....but HOW in the world could someone decide that something or someone isn't funny without actually watching them/it?!?!? It's so stupid!! It's like asking someone to review a performance that they haven't watched! How could one do that? You've got to actually watch these things before you're able to properly offer an opinion be it positive or negative...you've got to hear/see it before you can make an opinion, for Christ's sake!!!
Mabel wouldn't say this but Louise would
BOBS BURGERS
the start with the jacket was like mabel tho lmfao
"do I have a 95 minute knock knock joke? you bet your ass I do."
MABEL
I love her God damn voice
Except Mabel is a swearing monster
Damn you Rob you tricked me again! But still not as bad as Dipper goes to the Taco bell!
he did warn you.
He's right, he did! I think having the original voice is way worse than anything written down. No matter how bad taco bell may bell. XD
TheThoerlChannel
I keep going to the link he provided on facebook.
I can't make it through more than 30 seconds of this "taint" talk.
I just can't do it.
Mayeur000Donz It's really easy! just understand that Taint isn't that grouse and just a miner part of your body!
***** send me a link when you are done. i have friends that i need to destroy from inside out
Kristen Schaal is in literally everything. Literally.
except, of course...not literally.
Not Available No. Literally.
+Paul Lee She has a small part in Robert Redford's new movie (A Walk in the Woods -also starring Nick Nolte), about two old guys who try to walk the entire 2000 mile Appalachian Trail. Kristen is hilarious, as she meets the two on the trail and walks with them for a couple of days while teasing and insulting the two old codgers !
+Dave Hansen .....yes... everything she is in she is the booby prize from flight of the conchord.. kate and leopold and last man on earth...what else? lol..
***** And also as one of the cars.
This was so funny and smart, that is the driest crowd ever.
Oh no, all I can hear is Mabel. XD
Why, Mabel!? Whyyyyyyyyyy!?
MABELS TAINT ;_;
DubbyWuffy Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhg :P
+Imogen Lamplugh ;-; yea
A tired Mabel. Definitely tired.
I can easily imagine both Mabel and Louise growing up to be stand-up comedians.
Nope Louise is gonna be a badass.
And Sarah Lynn would grow up to be an architect 🙏
@@karianawyatt1246 rip sarah lynn
yes
Someone needs to animate Mabel saying these things and voice the audio over.
that would be awesome
That was the reason why i came here lmao
+griff670 Nah.....Louise already says fucked up stuff.
I will try... Won't be good, but I will try
+Dave Bordicott Do it! Do it!
This is the most split comments section I've seen in some time. I personally love her.
Leon Russe hometown Hollywood broadcast
Literally the adult version of Mabel and I can't. I cannot. Oh my go d Kristen.
dadandevasing IKR
IMAGINE MABEL STANDING INFRONT OF YOU TALKING ABOUT "TAINT".
FUCK YOU!!! NOW WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES WATCHING BOBS BURGERS OR THIS I CAN'T HELP IT BUT PICTURE ITS SOME KID WHO LOOKS LIKE MABEL!
dadandevasing Think about it, Kristen Schaal has mentioned that her personality is most similar to Mabel than the other characters she's voiced
Just watching this stand up I can see Mabel's personality reflect in her performance haha
Kristen Schaal is cute is a really weird kind of way. I can't explain it.
I would marry her anytime without hesitation.
Syn Slonca You are a weirdo. Enjoy your love doll.
Yusuke Urameshi I think she's sexy.
Yusuke Urameshi along w kate micucci.
roald dahl So true ^^
She even dresses like Mabel!!!
As soon as I saw her I said this
@Jeff Z Mabel from Gravity Falls -- Kristen voice acts the character
Kennadee Brown louise
All I’m thinking about is Mabel talking to dipper about the human anatomy like I mean dipper is smart but not in rl science well sorta you know?
Even though I'm watching this, all I can picture is Louise lol
That voice though lol
SunshinexDaisies all i picture is Mabel
Ikr I just picture Louise and he mischevious look
imanuel kurniajaya me too
I keep imagining Mabel pines
I love her!!! She has the cutest voice. I think the best part of her routines is that it's do funny to hear grown up words from someone with her voice... it's awesome
I love how uncomfortable half the audience is hahaha
her outfit oh my fucking god shes adorable
Wish she had rabbit ears on. 🐰
I'm hearing Louise
I'm hearing Mabel
I'm hearing everybody
***** xD
+Jiraiya Sannin the taint is so louise
I only know her from mabel who i love cuz we're so similar and shes on last man on earth. Shes so adorable!
Lisa Alicea I love louise more than mabel, but Mable's pretty cool
hearing sarah lynn
I can't watch her and not think of Louise on Bob's Burgers.
Can you believe that Louise is the only member of Bob's family, who has a woman voice actor?
I know, it's hilarious! I love the Mom and Tina too though... especially the Mom, she's (he's) hilarious!
Vince Lok Yeah, usually it is the other way around. Where women play young boys, so they can still sound young no matter how long the show runs. I agree, the mom is hilarious.
Vince Lok YESSSS OMG
Vince Lok same here
"oh my god, louise..."=Bob
That can only be heard in Bobs voice.
can we just talk about her hair. just real quick? because its amazing
+ashley dubrey Yes!
Unlike her comedy ...
Osama Bin Marx
ill agree with that
+Osama Bin “Groucho” Marx alt comedy is for fans of alt comedy, for sure. but that monologue was pretty awesome.
sonofnothing eh, not at all ...
Lmao everyone's saying all they here is Mabel and I'm over here hearing Louise
Mabel would approve of that outfit. Rainbow dress and sparkly jacket, she'd be thrilled.
I really want to know the maker of that dress. I really like it.
I have a strange thing for Kristen Schaal. I don't find her stand up funny exactly, as in it doesn't make me actually laugh, but I still really enjoy watching it because it's so original and she's such an engaging person :) She always makes my day brighter, just in a subtle way :)
Her voice makes everything funny even if it's not.
She, like the singer from Die Antwoord, is strangely really hot, but you're not quite sure why or how.
BARONSAMEDI242 Yeah, I agree. I remember telling my friend one time that I though she was kinda hot in a nerdy girl kinda way and he didn't get it at all. I couldn't explain at all why I find her hot, just do.
She's cute and a little eccentric. i like that
TheTotte654 the female gilbert gottfried
I never thought I'd hear Mabel cuss
+Chaise Welsh Haha, I know right?
She is a lot of things
Thx TDG is awesome
Or talk about vagina monologues
+Chaise Welsh I HOLD ONTO MY TAINT, FEIRCLY!
she has the cutest voice like damn
6 min into it when I realize I've not even come close to laughter...Done
5 mins for me, I win! LOL
I got distracted about 2:30 in, scrolled to the comments... and heeded your advice. Done. As I type this, she is going on about genitalia... Now I've been here too long.
I watched her show on Comedy Central with the same material and it was loads better. I think the shitty audience fucked her up.
Thats cause you're not funny..... Scary..... but not funny. Sorry bud. Please don't shoot me.
Oh I am funny, and you should put a little more thought into laughing, Ya Know what I mean...
everyones saying gravity falls while i got
bobs burgers
carol from the last man on earth
and bojack
i'm with you
i knew all but blowjack
me too but then I remembered Bojack is the horse show
...and Trixie the triceratops.
I knew her from FotC, but I recognized her voice on gravity falls and adventure time.
That's 3 1/2 minutes I can never retrieve.
She is the funniest person ever. I feel really bad for the people that do not appreciate how funny she is, especially when so many comedians just do the same shtick over and over again.
All I can here is Louise Belcher
YES
sammme
I know right!!!!
+EmmaIsProbablyLieing all you can where?
same
+EmmaIsProbablyLieing Yaaarp ^_^
The crowds silence is so painful to me. She is a bold thoughtful weird absurd genius , and they just sound confused/uncomfortable by her performance
For everyone commenting about how this ruined gravity falls for them, go watch the episodes of Bojack Horseman with Sara Lynn in it.
+vince j What is Bojack Horseman?
Oh.
+Sheridan Mann Its funny, check it out.
+vince j Oh, this improved Gravity Falls for me. lol
i love that show XD
She has a Gene Wilder lunatic face and eyes which I like.
"Gene Wilder lunatic face" hilarious!
She's funny. Finally a comedian that makes me laugh.
why is everyone hating, this was hilarious
this TAINT their kind of comedy... :D
wanderlust342 that was a TAINTalisingly good pun :P
wanderlust342 When I read your comment I laughed so hard my gum came flying out of my mouth and hit my computer screen so hard it made a noise.
Nancy Kane bahaha that is intense.
MABEL?! OMFG. THis is so good if you're a GF fan. It all fits. Omg.
Rachel Savannah Yea i know right xD
I would freak out like a kid at a Beatles concert if I caught that jacket!
I know. It's really cute!
5:25 Prepare to have the most confused arousal you've ever had.
AHAHA, All I hear is Mabel from Gravity Falls swearing xDD
Emily Doig Yea.... Kinda weird and funny
Emily Doig Imagine if someone animated this standup in gravity falls style. xD
+HiVenom Someone needs to do it
Same
+Emily Doig mmeh, louise from bob's burgers would say this stuff
It's bedtime where I am and I almost screamed laughing at this! xD She's just the best.
Rob Walker. What have you done!?
"it's in a book so it's important" xD
Next episode of Gravity Falls: Mabel wears a taint shirt.
XD
taint top?
give me her over Amy Shumer any day
+classicdoc anti-semitics, smh. Go back to 40s, we don't want you here.
ClassicDoc If you recall from you history lessons, UN gave the "Palestinians Lands" to the Jews after WW2 because they were there first. Driven out by the Crusaders. So yeah, your comment is stupid and youre even more so.
in the same way hepatitus is preferable to HIV
ClassicDoc i don't deserve the best of you? I don't want any of you. Get your head out of your ass
.
All I imagine is Mabel Pines as an adult XD
All I hear is mabel from gravity falls like I cant focus cuz I feel like mabel isnt innocent lol
Maybe Mabel will be just like this when she gets older, like in the 10th season
yeah most likely haha
Um I hate to make ppl sad, but there is supposed to be 2 seasons and a movie, or just 3 seasons, idk if thats a rumor, but I dont believe it
***** yeah I would be upset if it was just 2 seasons, but they have confirmed a 3rd season already and as u watch each episode you can see theyre improving it a lot.
Aww so it will eventually end? NOOO I wanted the show to be as long as Adventure Time...though I don't think Adventure Time is doing as well as it used to but I still watch it
I just hear Louise from Bob's Burgers.
I hear Mabel and it is weird......
KittyTheTiger2k
I hear both of 'em at the same time, that's why I found this stand up comedy video of her.
i cant hear mabel at all
I hear that girl Roger was dating on American Dad.
I just hear louise
I dig this woman soooo much...the kind of person you want to meet in a airport bar and fall in love.
"Mabel stop cussing to an audience and help me find my pants "
So THAT'S why she was sent to Gravity Falls.
5:05 imagine Mabel from Gravity Falls saying this
Why do I imagine Louise saying all of this? o_o
Rob Walker sent me here.
Yeah Walker Brothers! WOO! Also Mabel is slightly ruined.
Me three
dmon4590 You kidding? I was laughing hysterically the entire time!
Mabel Pines just became funnier with this.
Phabel Greene
Yeah, it was hilarious. Maybe not ruined but a new light has been shed on her. Imagining her as Mabel saying this is a funny image.
Kristen Schaal is awesome and hilarious. She may not be everyone's "cup of tea", but she's definitely one of my favorite comedians. Her delivery, her sense of humor, her material... she's awesome.
The real word is perineum, but "taint" will always be funnier.
Gravity Falls has been forever 'tainted' by this.
See what I did there? Footage of Mabel with this dubbed over needs to happen and it needs to be sent to Rob Walker stat! MAKE IT HAPPEN INTERNET!!!
What's wrong with Louise? She's a lil demon
FLY MY PRETTIES!!!
It has.
jstarwars360 Where is it? What do I search?
She does better on Bobs burgers
I can imagine louise doing stand up... xD
Funny as hell is indeed overselling it. Though it was colourfully descriptive.
Funny as hell is the name of the comedy show. does 'Kristen Schaal Stand Up on Funny as Hell' really make sense to you as a description? learn the difference between nouns and adjectives first, then come back and try alternative comedy. some of it is actually quite good if you understand it. subtlety is a ruthless duchess though!
On Funny as Hell (the show) would have been a better indicator to the fact that it was a noun. I have never seen or heard of the show, so you see how I got to my conclusion? No need to sound butt hurt though, I liked this skit quite a bit.
It's weird to hear Mabel swearing
But not Louise, right?
Alex Brunk I've never heard her, so I don't know
And talking about her taint...
I would never swear XD
She should have finished the 'taint' story with "....and then my father walked in..."
Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
mabel pines' inspiring improv speech in high school drama class
Her groan after saying "I should have wished for hindsight." didn't received nearly enough of a reaction from the crowd. I just had to pause the video to wipe away tears before finishing the video. Dead.
I just visualized Mabel Pines playing with her taint.
I am now scarred for life.
I've been scared since I read the first half of Grunkle Stan the Rapist. I never had the balls to read the second half.
Ayrias Coye I'd never heard of that fanfic until now.
Whatever it is, there is no fucking way it is as abominable as Dipper Goes to Taco Bell. Whoever wrote that should be fucking crucified. Publicly.
Oh trust me, it is. It's like that deep web video that shall not be named except in fanfic form.
Ayrias Coye Oh, God.
Now I have to read it and fucking hate myself for it.
I hate myself already.
My childhood...
That was hilarious. I see someone else thought the vagina monologues was a perfect source for satire.
Be me,
Stoned in my car
UA-cam sort of just playing comedy sketches in the background as I drive.
I stop at Circle K to get cigarettes
Then enter the car and suddenly hear Louise Belcher going on about her experience with her taint.
You think to yourself “What the fuck episode is THIS?”
I can't tell if this is actually funny or I just have a bad taste in humor
either way, it's extremely funny to me
It's hilarious ! I thought it was brilliant
Im with you. That was so funny I almost couldn’t breath a few times. I say don’t question yourself. Some people think Jeff Foxworthy is funny. ????
I can’t figure out how it’s funny so I think my sense of humor is broken
I want Mabel to say
"I killed a genie for this jacket"
I can't stop laughing at her!! XD. I'm crying!! 😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
"Let's keep this mother-f-in giggle coaster going"
Weird does not always equals funny
2:06
I feel like this is something Mabel would say😂
I could see how people might not like this. However, being in drama and having to do vagina monos for class in college, this was at the very least brilliant. There were a lot of layers I don't think anyone could have gotten if they weren't familiar with the parody.
She wasn't playing to a wide audience, that is for sure. But it was too smart a piece to not do. I can't say I blame her.
Also she was being quite a bit more subversive than one might think.
V monologues were all stories exactly like that about women learning about their vajayjays and overcoming all the obstacles in their lives that kept them from doing so in weird awkward stories like that and celebrating together like that in a sort of odd, very awkward (and badly written) way.
For instance one monologue is about reclaiming the C word, many talk about rape, masturbation, sex crimes globally and locally, some about women who never had an orgasm.
Though I suppose it's an important conversation to have in a lot of ways, her parody was brilliant. Perfectly spot on in both awkwardness and tone.
Thanks for this explanation. Not being familiar with the Vagina Monologues I just assumed she was being crude for shock value. I guess this humor just wasn't intended for me, but for the "I am woman hear me roar" type of person.
She was being suversive? I don't think that word means what you think it does. She basically did a live madlibs reading.
That's what I got out of it
She's always gonna be Louise even if she cures cancer
I really enjoyed her character on Flight of the Concord. Her voice is great with her comedy! Go Kristen!
^*Conchords
She doesn't make me laugh, but I could watch her for hours 😁
She is wonderful....Intelligently funny.
thanks for posting, i love her movies
she is so adorkable
It's way funnier if you don't watch the video and imagine Louise from Bob's burgers saying all of this.
“I’m afraid the girls are gonna grow up attracted to men without faces”
Me, obsessed with Corpse Husband: 👁👄👁
it's easy to impress kids these days
@@gordonfreeman5872 sure, I suppose it is easy to impress kids these days. especially when you’ve got a solid music style, a distinctive personality, and an impressive work ethic
@@esperanzaduran3655 you're talking about a guy who plays among us for living
@@gordonfreeman5872 he also has a music career, and he’s found a niche that many people find, as you say, impressive
She's so awkward I love her
This is taint-alizing information
Taint funny, McGee...
Great Video! kristen schaal is a hilarious and amazing actress, she's so good in everything including 30 rock, gravity falls, and Last man on earth
"....Because we had so much fun didn't we?!!" And that's when she is signalling to the crowd "you guys know you're being a douchebag crowd right?"
This performance is "tainted".
buh dum tsssss
this was taintamount to being waterboarded.
this was wateramount to being taintboarded.
David James "taint" it lovely!? 😅😇
I CANT believe more people were not laughing.That was hilarious..😂😂😂
Best comedy I have seen in months!! She is totally up there with Gilda Radner!!! LOVE IT LOVE HER!!!
Mabel and Louis doing this as a comedy duo.
HILLARIOUS!!! Thanks for lifting me up!
if you've seen gravity falls dont watch this video. just listen to the audio. its a whole different story XD
davidevgen I KNOW RIGHT ITS JUST OMFG
VERY TRUE
This is so much better sped up as fast as possible. In comedy timing is everything right?
MABEL DONT SWEAR
Wow you just ruined Mabel.
What about Mabel huh, Mabel Mabel Mabel!
i don't think that's a good idea...
Sophia Galbraith what about co-captain?
***** there's no such thing as co caption -_-
Sophia Galbraith aw whoops (throws camera)
okay fine! you can be co-captain!
I think her act is more cute than funny.
I'd rather be DEAD than listen to that squeaky fucking voice!
Good riddance, Lisa.
Yeah, Lisa! Fuck outta here.
It's also not funny. :|
Lisa Smith
the voice grows on you
Goddammit, Rob Walker...
I'm not sure if this ruined Gravity Falls for me or made it better.
ikr
Yeah...
But I think it shows what happens when you underestimate Mabel
Better. Way better.
I thougt gravity sucked .
many of us thought but little did we know :D
that dress is mabel approved
all you guys are talking about Mable, im here like "all im hearing is Luise"
UA-cam should add a "confused" button between the like and dislike ones.
You and the majority of the audience apparently...