The Church of What's Happening Now Episode 682 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Kate Quigley • The Church Of What's H... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #ChurchClips
Joey was actually being real for a moment and said something quite deep. He was saying while he's done stuff he feels bad that those women didn't have self respect. He's actually wanting whats better for them. But this woman he's talking to seems quite unable to understand what he's really saying. Maybe it would hurt her too much if she accepted it so she won't let herself think more deeply about it, or she's just lost.
She's one of those people who are very selfish in conversation. Always bringing the convo back to them, always interjecting anecdotes...dont get on a long form podcast if you dont know how to talk.
think she just is trying to 'protect' joey cause the entire thing revolves around him being a bad person but likely she doesnt really see that side of joey
No it's because some guys just can't accept that women are sexual too and enjoy getting things done to them and doing things as well so we feel no shame. Just like a man feels no shame when he has a ball eating ass. I don't think a man is lacking self-respect if he is getting off on eating my pussy and licking my ass so why would the other way around be any different? Imagine a woman trying to tell you that you have no self respect for yourself because you wanted to lick her pussy and make her cum lol! You'd be confused as I am by your guys' attempt to understand and judge female sexuality. Sorry but we enjoy getting off just as much as you do, unless you don't know what the hell you're doing, in which case your girl will turn into a prude out of nowhere to keep your mouth and fingers the hell away from her vagina! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Its funny how Diaz is finally realizing all the stuff he did. This is what happens when you have a daughter. Suddenly he is petrified of her meeting a 25 year old Joey 'Savage' Diaz.
Natty Fatty Powerlifting when anyone tries to seem benevolent in a statement like that, the subtext means “I’m tired of looking bad by my own actions because I don’t care about anyone but myself”
Yh logically that also means there's a girl with a story somewhere too, what's the difference? The stories i've heard make me feel sorry for guys so I guess it's even.
@@alicedoors4826 The guy having the story is based on the fact that he was able to finesse his way into having a girl trust him enough to willingly “give it up”. It’s more vulnerable for girls so most stories are gonna impact a girl more than a guy
@@AllSeeingThai Good you realize that...then maybe you can also realize how meaningless it is to the argument...baby steps I know...but we'll get there Thai
I can understand what Joey is saying. Theres something just sad about a woman who is so promiscuous but in today’s time she’s “sexually liberated and not ashamed.”
She's a bit touched. Seems like a lot of girls get in one serious relationship, then just turn to 30 different flings when it doesn't work out. Pretty sad.
@Invidious And you know this because you have been in the hearts of minds of every single woman??? GTFOH Edit: also happiness is a state of mind, adding or subtracting things from your life should not affect your happiness if you're doing it right.
@@lawrencegilmore6904 LMAO "So it's less sad when a man does it." and your justification for this is because "Men want frivolous sex more than women do." And wtf does age have to do with this?? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Just can't take you seriously kid.
It really does do something to me when I take a girl home and think “that’s all it took?”. I agree with Joey, I think I’d be a lot more monastic as a woman.
Women just want experiences. There's so much pressure for them to be that "one-guy girl," when they can finally let go and go crazy, it's like an adventure/vacation for them.
Joey and lee are the same. As same as two totally different individuals can be. They are who they are and don't pretend to be anything else. That's the chemistry.
She seems like she wants to portray the issue as her insecurities when to me she comes off like she's better than most people and can't waste her time.
@@prowarslamableWell I can think of just one, who was unable to have children despite really wanting one, and she's pretty happy despite it. Her and her husband are well off and routinely do fun shit like see the world.
@@prowarslamable usually it's professional women like physicians, attorneys, scientists, . Women who tend to know their high value and know they were put on this Earth to enhance humanity with or without being a single mom. Those women were raised right. realize life is more than a hook up.
Breaks my fucking heart when chicks with their first child are in happy relationships and they are just in your dm talking about Hahaha you're so funny. Breaks my fucking heart
First thing I thought when Joey asked her what she was afraid of I screamed out "disease"! LOL. Scares the hell outta me......but noone ever mentions it..
You know why she's scared? She's in her late 30's and she knows all the good guys are taken. She doesn't want to admit to herself she fucked up. She probably will never find a good guy who will commit to her, or settle down. Reality is starting to kick in.
But its somehow true. The most beautiful girls are rather lonely. I told a beautiful girl who had an ugly bf once at a party that she is really beautiful and she was shocked and said nobody told her before. Thats sad.
Could u imagine finding out your girl cheated on you with some dude from tinder and then finding out it was lee
😂😂😂
real shit id go straight into depression
When u look like lee u click ur fingers n girls come running!
I'd fucking kill myself it was him😂
hjahahhaha
I love how Joey doesn’t give a fuck about her Interrupting he just keeps talking
Who gives a shit what she says. She's just annoying.
He's awesome lmao
It’s the coke ahha long term effects
You have to with a chicken-head like this…
'some times they mean it!'
Joey and Lee, almost in unison, 'no they dont' 😂😂😂
" I mean it!
-No you dont!"
im dead 😂😂😂
Imagine doing ecstasy at a party with Joey Diaz and having to wait for your turn to talk 😂
I’d lose my head😂
Citizen Kane 😂😂😂😂😂😂 best comment Ive read ever on a coco video
Scary
You don't wait for your turn to talk this isn't answering questions in school he says something you say something
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wanna see these momos that match with Lee on Tinder.
XD
Disabled chicks into filming guys in the bathroom 😂😂
why would you want to see that atrocity? it will scare you for life
Probably fat Jewish women who smell like cat litter
Joey was actually being real for a moment and said something quite deep. He was saying while he's done stuff he feels bad that those women didn't have self respect. He's actually wanting whats better for them. But this woman he's talking to seems quite unable to understand what he's really saying. Maybe it would hurt her too much if she accepted it so she won't let herself think more deeply about it, or she's just lost.
She's one of those people who are very selfish in conversation. Always bringing the convo back to them, always interjecting anecdotes...dont get on a long form podcast if you dont know how to talk.
thats because women can never see from a males vewpoint no matter how hard they try
This is a real moment from not only a man's perspective, but a father's perspective!
think she just is trying to 'protect' joey cause the entire thing revolves around him being a bad person but likely she doesnt really see that side of joey
No it's because some guys just can't accept that women are sexual too and enjoy getting things done to them and doing things as well so we feel no shame. Just like a man feels no shame when he has a ball eating ass. I don't think a man is lacking self-respect if he is getting off on eating my pussy and licking my ass so why would the other way around be any different? Imagine a woman trying to tell you that you have no self respect for yourself because you wanted to lick her pussy and make her cum lol! You'd be confused as I am by your guys' attempt to understand and judge female sexuality. Sorry but we enjoy getting off just as much as you do, unless you don't know what the hell you're doing, in which case your girl will turn into a prude out of nowhere to keep your mouth and fingers the hell away from her vagina! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Its funny how Diaz is finally realizing all the stuff he did. This is what happens when you have a daughter. Suddenly he is petrified of her meeting a 25 year old Joey 'Savage' Diaz.
Wtf is this on Joey diaz
“I broke my ex husband’s heart and I’m scared of doing that again”
I’ve never heard a bigger lie in my life.
She's afraid of karma coming back around, thats my guess. Not that she's afraid she'll do it again but that it'll happen to her this time.
Natty Fatty Powerlifting when anyone tries to seem benevolent in a statement like that, the subtext means “I’m tired of looking bad by my own actions because I don’t care about anyone but myself”
Women dont have morals
K ris yeah her context made it about her
I hope one day the misogynists of this UA-cam comment section come to the realization that they wouldn't be shit without women
2:18 Jewish Mating Sound
Michał Janur I’m fucking crying
LMFAO
👏
lmfaooo literally
f fantastic!
“Somewhere there’s a guy with a story” that’s EXACTLY how I feel Joey hit the nail on the head!!!!
Yh logically that also means there's a girl with a story somewhere too, what's the difference? The stories i've heard make me feel sorry for guys so I guess it's even.
@@alicedoors4826 The guy having the story is based on the fact that he was able to finesse his way into having a girl trust him enough to willingly “give it up”. It’s more vulnerable for girls so most stories are gonna impact a girl more than a guy
@@AllSeeingThai In your opinion
@@alicedoors4826 well, yes… that’s why I was the one who said it Alice
@@AllSeeingThai Good you realize that...then maybe you can also realize how meaningless it is to the argument...baby steps I know...but we'll get there Thai
The first 10 seconds is the best! That's all I need. Joey talking mad sexual shit and Lee interrupts with "my cheeks hurt" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
round of applause
@4:35 what Joey says right there is one of the realest pieces of truth he's ever dropped
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Lee: i see u on Tinder lmfao
The way Joey bulldozed over her stories was tremendous
Lee “ she slept in her jeans.” Lmfao I’m dead!!!
Like joey said, what if she had a big black cock. That thought wouldn't allow me to fall asleep next to her
Joey "i was raised Catholic" diaz
karl delalamon bruh 😂
Something tells me her box smells like a crown royal bag full of pennies
Playa from the Himalayas no man, cigarettes and bubble gum.
Vicoden and vodka
@Bam The Secularist there was some blood then
@Bam The Secularist thats from the blood rushing to the skin, blood taste kinda like metal.. it means its seen a lot of usage lately
👏👏👏
I can understand what Joey is saying. Theres something just sad about a woman who is so promiscuous but in today’s time she’s “sexually liberated and not ashamed.”
EXACTLY. And those women love it. They are promiscuous because they enjoy sex. They don't care
And when they do hit the wall the shame hits like a truck lol at that point it's too late.
Joey is the king of making up a story on the spot lol
👑 😂
She's a bit touched. Seems like a lot of girls get in one serious relationship, then just turn to 30 different flings when it doesn't work out. Pretty sad.
Why is it sad? Guys do the exact same thing when they come out of a relationship hurt, do you find that sad?
@Invidious And you know this because you have been in the hearts of minds of every single woman??? GTFOH
Edit: also happiness is a state of mind, adding or subtracting things from your life should not affect your happiness if you're doing it right.
Shes not yours its just your turn
@Invidious No sources? So could just be talking shit...lmao ok we'll take your word for it ;)
@@lawrencegilmore6904 LMAO "So it's less sad when a man does it." and your justification for this is because "Men want frivolous sex more than women do." And wtf does age have to do with this?? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Just can't take you seriously kid.
Lee busted 9 seconds in!
Summer time is here, time to do something dangerous, stay safe out there people.
Respect.
Trust already going deep... tremendous
Don't forget the drone strikes
Do something dangerous but stay safe
somewhere there's a guy with a story...a slob. This was heavy Uncle Joey, I felt that one
not from the states.? What does he mean by that?
1:00 her face when lee was telling the story 💀💀💀
"You need to get out and drink some juice"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad I was done eating when he said that shit
Minke juice???
I just can't picture Lee with a girl
Why
I can picture lee with a 5 foot hoagie
they cant either. He only goes with blind chicks.
@@ktothec24 like a pepsi can too? Not one of these moredn dinky cans either, like a full on 1985 diet pepsi can.
lol was this comment inspired by the fact you're jealous Lee can get laid and you can't?
Lee said the girl slept in her jeans 😂😂😂
"I got a law and order episode in 35 minutes" 😭😂😂
What leee opens the vid with my cheeks hurt hahahaha
"No you don't I saw you on Tinder!"
LMAO
This chick sounds exactly like Nikki Glaser.
Kate and Joey’s friendship is hilarious
“No you don’t ive seen you on tinder”😂😂😂
"this fucking guy meets chicks on tinder and they turn him down!" Lmao 🤣😆
It really does do something to me when I take a girl home and think “that’s all it took?”. I agree with Joey, I think I’d be a lot more monastic as a woman.
I live for Lee's giggle 5:19
I saw the title and started cracking up
Women just want experiences. There's so much pressure for them to be that "one-guy girl," when they can finally let go and go crazy, it's like an adventure/vacation for them.
Nelson I love all the women, from crazy to conservative. Variety is the spice of life
@@JJ-xo3er Just don’t get married to them lol
Kate is the groupie for guys who are on an NBA roster but never see any playing time
Uncle Joey's a stand-up dude - tormented the guy for years!!! I'll have to use that one.
Joey is very far from a stand up dude lmao. He does good stand up
@@mith2946 elaborate then.
What Joey said in the middle there fuckin hit me in my soul. Im glad to be in this Church.
Imagine coming home to your wife and kids open the door an you see lee eating a subway fucking samitch 🤟🏼😂 muck love you guys 🖤
"I don't JUST f***"
Semantics for "I get food first, maybe a date, then I F***" looool
Joey and lee are the same. As same as two totally different individuals can be. They are who they are and don't pretend to be anything else. That's the chemistry.
She seems like she wants to portray the issue as her insecurities when to me she comes off like she's better than most people and can't waste her time.
Lee said "no you don't I saw you on tinder" 😂😂😂
5:18 that little chuckle haha
Giggles like my niece when she gets her favorite foods
Thank you Uncle Joey ! 💯
6:35 LOL
I came for the Tinder tales...I stayed for the promiscuous girls Joey Diaz.
Kate got that sarlacc pit roastie.
Lees laugh at 6:38 😂
You know he’s super on track with how women can definitely be completely different after one bad relationship 😔 some guy got the best of them 💔
Joey makes sex sound so goddamn revolting lol
Joey talks about sex like he’s reviewing a greasy fast food burger.
Joey brushed his hair for her 😉😂😂
Being married is the new single. Fuck that stress of dating in 2020...
Lee got them hos 😂😂😂😂😂
I have never seen a childless happy women in her 50's
thats anecdotal nonsense tho
@@0xstev3 I agree, it's what I have witnessed personally.
So based on your remarks, you have seen different? (I would love to know more)
Me neither
@@prowarslamableWell I can think of just one, who was unable to have children despite really wanting one, and she's pretty happy despite it. Her and her husband are well off and routinely do fun shit like see the world.
@@prowarslamable usually it's professional women like physicians, attorneys, scientists, . Women who tend to know their high value and know they were put on this Earth to enhance humanity with or without being a single mom. Those women were raised right. realize life is more than a hook up.
Breaks my fucking heart when chicks with their first child are in happy relationships and they are just in your dm talking about Hahaha you're so funny. Breaks my fucking heart
no one is more self aware then joey
Sad that he's trying to open her eyes to her true worth, to self respect & she's just not having it.
What a tragic commentary on society.
😂some women just want dick. Lol! They don't care
Omg stop interrupting Joey Mid story.
Give her my number uncle Joey! 😂
Balls like Marty Feldman eyes. Lol 😂
First thing I thought when Joey asked her what she was afraid of I screamed out "disease"! LOL. Scares the hell outta me......but noone ever mentions it..
Condoms or prep... Or both lol it's 2019.
Definitely
You know why she's scared? She's in her late 30's and she knows all the good guys are taken. She doesn't want to admit to herself she fucked up. She probably will never find a good guy who will commit to her, or settle down. Reality is starting to kick in.
She’ll find a simp/ good guy and have no clue how to maintain a real healthy relationship. Washed up. Rode hard, hung up wet.
Ugh, her elbow bends inwards.
I seen that too
It's for extra range of motion while she wipes her arse
Who cares man??
J J right I wouldnt pull out even if she didnt have any elbows
"Spitin out a storm for week"
This first 5 minutes is amazing
Nice way of Joey telling this broad what pounce doll she is
"Listen, I got an episode of Law & Order coming on in 35 minutes. Either you suck this mule or you can vamoose!"
ahah fuckin uncle Joey.
This video just reminded me I need to take my red pill for the day.
Since November 😭😂😂
And “I was a virgin when I married” 🤣🤣🤣
The older I get, the more I listen to Joey.
Lmao! I saw you on Twitter!
If lee is talking we should see him.
What sucks is girls who really loves you and you don't. Relationships are fucking wack.
"Did you touch?" Lmfao
i was looking in the comments for someone else to see that hahaha
“Sometimes they mean it when they say it”
Lee & Joey “no they do don’t”
“I do when I say it”
Lee & Joey “No you don’t”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ha ha lee,s tinder tales 😂👍
Lol Joey's voice of a momo is Lee's voice hahahaha
Any girl that says she broke a dudes heart at her age is so full of themselves it’s basically denial.
How so?
6:45 Dave Mustaine dissed his Guitar player for the sane thing ! Mary Friedman! Holy Cow
You mean Marty? Daves a bit intense....
Did he just say his balls look like Marty Feldman's eyes? LOL!
Quigley down under! Staminkia juice! Lmao
Lee needs to start doing subtitles for when Joey forgets where is and starts talking silently to himself.
Joey definitely has that Latin mentally. No bs or fooling around
please show more lee he makes me laugh
Lol people act like it's the woman that get hurt more but no men are alone so we get it way worse during a break up
1:03 - 1:13 Did You Touch? Hahahahahahahhahahahah
What would you do if she had a bbc😞🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😅🤣
I love Uncle Joey man!
Joey is secretly getting off on all this and as for Lee he ain't got no girls coming over, God bless him.
joey what a legend.
How she knows joey balls ? She said she knows what it looks like!
Arthur M there on the cover of one of his comedy special
Wow for real.Joey is nuts.lol.Was hopening he actually did her.But all is good.Thank you for the information.
"who the fuck is this , I got a dog" !! im Broken !!
Joey " I was raised in very special place " Diaz
I love Lee but imagine if Joey would have never met Lee lol. He would be so weird. I love you Lee .
Lee honestly probably would have been better off lol, health wise.
Uploaded on my birthday n I didn’t even watch this then
But its somehow true. The most beautiful girls are rather lonely. I told a beautiful girl who had an ugly bf once at a party that she is really beautiful and she was shocked and said nobody told her before. Thats sad.
Lol bruv it's called sarcasm, she probs hears that shit alllll the time
🙄 don't fall for the act dude.