Jetstream Sam applies for a trilogy of jobs (+extra content)
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2022
- 2 new jobs, 2 extended scenes, 3 alternate endings, and a teaser scattered throughout the video. Enjoy.
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Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here not holding a job
A desolate Sam (Sam) without any job (job)
It’s only the stupid I feel
It’s Armstrong I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be job-for me
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only job left
Will play on the Senator's mind
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be job (job) for me (me)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my position
Wondering, have I gone bankrupt?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I job
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRY TO APPLIES FOR SOME JOBS
@@weedsoldier5121 BUT WHOS TO JUDGE, THE EMPLOYED FROM UNEMPLOYED, WHEN OUR SALARY IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE
THAT IGNORANCE MAKES JOBLESS
Why won't you JOB?
u broke the song :(
If a double jumping Brazilian samurai struggles to get a job, I feel kinda hopeless
Lmaooooo
Don't worry, Sam is just really bad at working.
He can't even die for money, I'm sure you could do better
in brazil things are expensive
and its hard to get money
"If this man is single we are fu-"
nahhh sam has some mental problems
it's really wholesome that Raiden is relieved that Sam is ok after being snapped, and thanked him for being his sword, what a respectable Chad
YEAH RIGHT? xD it makes my heart melt jasdhsjadas
Indeed
I mean, he can’t die for money
Oof, this didn’t age well.
@@glintytearWhy do you speak bottom
"WHY WON'T YOU JOB!?"
- Raiden
Why won't he?
still dont know why he wont
“Blacklisted son! It’s brought up every time I apply for an interview! I can’t job Jack!”
Sam time for interview
I love the fact that Raiden drives throughout that same road 20 hours a day for no reason whatsoever.
His job is checking that road and be sure no one is asking for money there, he never told sam to get the same job because he doesn't want competitors in the business
Even better: Blade Wolf is in the shots as well. They just have to put up with running up and down the same road over and over again for some reason.
i believe that raiden was tasked into raising gas prices by the gov for some plans maybe?
He is probably going to McDonald's or kfc
He’s walking wolf.
10:26 if i met a guy who could create a whole cow by slicing up a chicken, i would hire him without questions.
Man could end world hunger
best butcher ever
I like sam being a butcher, thank you for danganronpa reference how they turned chicken into cow😂
Jobstream Sam: Directors Cut
Jobstream Sam: Director's Pay Cut
"That little sword want to be number one but you make it number two" im dying💀
Best line.
"you should try fighting better, idiot!"
When tries to become a doctor: I slice up ! Bathe in the blood maybe
When tries to become a hired killer: *i DaNcE, mAyBe TaLk To dEaTh*
Seems like Sam is just really confused.
He's bad at having a brain.
Because doctors dance all day.
His memories are broken and the truth goes unspoken, give dude a break
@@rbxless we're lucky he remembers his name
Because that's what doctors usually do, right? They fucking talk you to death instead of healing your wounds.
It amazes me how Sam manage to screw every jobs he applies
@epic dab man Lol,that was the most easiest thing to do for suicidal people Lol.
Fancy meeting you here
@@omegarptor Ayyy
@@omegarptor here for a job right? Ok
He transformed a chiken into an cow by cutting it.
14:07 The way he sounds so happy when he says Sam while dying tho
Well done..Sam :D
"Well..Done, Sam! :)"
well..done,SAM!
Well done Sam!
amusing that in chapter 1, he doesn't want to write a speech, but then when he becomes armstrong he makes a great speech. Also, new content like the fight scene between Sam Armstrong and Raiden are cool!
Sam is desperate he will do whatever he has to to get a job now
Gotta act like him for motivation.
Well, Samstrong doesn't write his own speeches.
He makes his own speech
"The job is not yours"
Sam: Surprised Pikachu face
7:30
Senator: You want to be dead for money?
Senator: alright, YOU'RE GOING DOWN
Sam: (no damage)
Senator: what-
*The job's not yours*
this universe has the most absurd jobs
-armstrong
-cyborg
-dead
-sword
Sam attacks Raiden twice, but Raiden is such a nice guy that he still offers job ideas to Sam.
Goodbye eye
Goodbye arm
Goodbye Raiden
Goodbye job
Hello Raiden
3:55 "You don't let that little sword work wonders" is just so loyal to the original line I'm fucking dying of laughter and amazement
The amount of jobs sam applied to and didn't get instantly rejected by shows that he must have a degree in basically everything.
I love how Armstrong-Sam when fighting raiden redoes the original speech, just with Armstrongs words instead of sams, its actually really creative
7:22 I love how after Sam fails at becoming a cyborg Raiden just goes insane
i love how raiden didn't even care anymore and then just made sam his sword
The chapter I love the most is chapter 3
- Sam tried to kill the chicken and turn it into a cow
someone: *break inside the house*
Sam: not half bad, you got it *clap hand*
I like how Raiden still chose to help Sam after this fight 3:36
He even thanked him afterwards for being his sword!
I love that Sam is so bad at jobs he turned a fucking chicken into a cow💀
Armstrong should’ve hired him just for that alone, could’ve made millions on converting chickens into cows.
@@futabafanclub865 And converting cows into whales.
This is beautiful. The Undertale reference killed me. Also my god, I just realized for a few minutes Jack actually sounds more patient for Sam after Sam was his sword then gets tired of him again. Character development?
Where is the reference?
@@mclegomods6402 when hes Jack's sword. 9:19
WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THESE!!!!!!!
It's too good, that's why.
I like how senator asked Sam if he deserves the job as a priest and Sam said yes with full confidence only for him to not get it 😂
5:55
Sam: The war is dumb. I will decide who's right. End of story.
This would have been very badass if only Sam wasn't confused about the rejection afterwards
I now imagine as if that is in the game
'Fucking idiot' caught me so off guard
8:20 sam is a powerful sword
"You should try fighting better,idiot"
damn
Lol this one too written by captions "you should try finding better idiots"
7:22 Jack Raiden has had enough
Chapter 1: Senator Samuel Armstrong
Chapter 2: HF Sam
Chapter 3: Entrepreneur Sam
Thank you so much for doing this
My pleasure!
"Huh thats a pain in my ass"
- Senator Jetstream Armstrong
Sam Ik it's you bro
"Idiot! Expand the pants!" Definitely my favorite line.
Let’s all make a petition to help Sam score a job 😭😂
A very tireless effort toh.
The greatest trilogy of all time, soon to spawn a second season
this is officially my new favorite video on the entire internet.
I laughed so hard ever since he lost the Armstrong job. The UnderTale reference had me rolling on the floor inwardly wheezing gasping for air for at least fifty seconds.
but limpdick jack frets over every egg had me dying
"I think it's time for bullshit!"
Than I don't even know how to call those 15 minutes before "bullshit"....
that little sound of leaking when he fails a job sounds like hes sharting his pants from how scary it is to fail the interview 💀
Why does he look so wholesome with the sign
14:38 The SMUG DANCE ending
"Your the boss..or is that what you just tell yourself" A really great line
Goddamn that new stuff added in is pretty solid.
I think it's pretty *metal*
@@mark030a gear, even!
@@khromyakvsevolod3664 These episodes are like *guns* !
@@throwfascistsintopits3062 They’re one *of the* most creative content I’ve seen of this game!
@@kangerscream Made by true *Patriots* !
The perfect trilogy all in one video 5/5 would recommend over Morbius
Prepare to be morbed.
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The job's not yours
The internet made a complete 360 and now we are back to making YTP again, and I am here for it
"Now I see.
You deny your job it's purpose."
'The jobs yours, the company is yours, ALL OF IT... Yours.'
If only I had that kind of luck while job searching.
why can I imagine "be ARMSTRONG!" being replaced with "be SAM!"
Edit: The Milk. It's aged.
He did the college for every single job, yet failed them all. Sam must be a good listener.
Sam being DIO was unexpectedly awesome
Raiden: Your brain is weak
Also, Raiden: *Offers a complicated job*
You're the best MGRR meme maker I've ever seen
13:12 heyyy that’s me :D
This is the best thing I've seen in years can't wait for Armstrong parts
sam getting an actual job is the goofiest thing ive seen today
"Why wont you job... fuck you" -Raiden
Thanks for making these they are great!
Respect for how many times Armstrong had to interview Sam
I love the extra bits, they really helped tie the whole thing together. Also, that teaser's looking extra saucy.
i love how armstrong loses his arm whenever he says not
"you dont let that little sword work wonders."
-jetsenator armsam
Sam: "How about I slice up? Bathe in the blood, maybe?"
Armstrong: *shocked expression*
i would say this is me trying to get a job, but i cant even get an interview at mcdonalds.
Amazing trilogy, can't wait for s2
10:54 kills me for some reason. The way Raiden says "Braindead F###" just knocks me out
It wasn't easy, but now, I am the CEO of Armstrong Inc. Thank you Raiden, for always being there for me.
I could just imagine a cigarette pile by now 😂
8:21
I just realized, in this part where he says “let your country control your mind” blaul instead took the time to replace the lyrics with “let your country RULE your mind”
The Armstrong head cropped onto Sam looks so cursed
11:05 him forget to say that him can double jump
"You're not very good at having a brain" killed me
2:20 to 3:14 every time he says "senator"I bust out laughing it's like a boxer that keeps on punching with laughter
literally wheezing rn
This was the best MGR content created I've seen so far
It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be job
I really lose myself when he is killing jack then after the job wasn't for him he ask jack for help XD
Man this is amazing can’t wait for senator Armstrong applying to become a navy recruiter
this is the best video i think ive ever watched in my entire life
7:23 my favorite moment☕
8:24 it feels so weird not hearing him word banked
Interview for doctor:
How about I slice up? I bathe in blood!
Interview for hired killer:
Dans
This is so addicting to watch lmao
Armstrong is proven to be the God of Jobs and Interviewing
THERE WILL BE JOOOOB
4 MEEE
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NOOODS HIS HEEEEEAD
"Where the law changes to suit the SENATOR, where power and justice are in the hands of the SENATOR"
So basically, reform the Roman Republic?
Jack: Try ________________
Sam: Hehehehehe.
Armstrong: Sam! Time for your interview, Can you ___________?
Sam: *Fucks it up*
Armstrong: The Jobs not Yours
Sam: Wuah?
Jack: Oh, You have got to be kidding me!
*R e p e a t*
I like how Armstrong is the interviewer at every corporation in the entire world
This is so funny lmao even how many times I watch this
Gonna be honest, I have to agree with Sam on the Morbius one.
The full movie with bonus features? So amazing
11:04
What powers do you have?
I'm the weakest brazilian male and i can double jump
The job's not yours
That "be my sword" scene caught me off guard LMAO
the sword sam scene is so smooth
The most relatable video ever
Amazing story, I cried and shitted. *10/10*
Now thats a pretty meme, exquisite
Can sam be a gamer
If not still this video should be really annoying to Make and should've taken hours to complete
Nice video
He’ll always be in our hearts
Ive been waitong for this. The triology, more jobs, and more *MEMES*
also someone needs to make a mod that replaces raidens sword with sam