Historically speaking, if you are "rich and powerful" and trying to "conquer the world," having other people prepare your food is a good way to end up poisoned.
If you're rich and powerful trying to conquer the world, being a great chef might be helpful. The stomach is a fast path to the heart, after all, and you could make some very dangerous foods that nobody would suspect.
Reminds me of a story about an ancient greek king who ingested small doses of poison on a regular basis, so that when someone actually tried to poison him it wouldn't be as effective
@@Fate263no that's what he does(did?) convince women to live in his wonderful world then steal their passports. These women weren't smart enough to know they could get out via their consulate.
I d love to see him try that with ANY of the women in my family. I know this'll be alien to many non-Brits but i come from a family of assertive intelligent geordie women. They're like Spartan women but more acerbic. Lol.
It's like the sort of thing you expect from college teens and fraternities in which you hope most will just grow out of when they realise they were just jackasses instead of being cool. Looks like this guy didn't get the memo
He would never even allow himself to be in the same room with Gordon Ramsay Gordon is genuinely respected, has driven all the cars, lived a full ass life, has a beautiful family, a multi millionaire and a legend in his field. Tates ego couldn’t handle it.
Not for more rhan a few seconds.. perhaps a really professional sex worker who was able to completely turn off her disgust meter in order to get the job done...for at least 10 times her normal rate I hope..this guy is a level of idiot that I wouldn't have believed compatible with standing or breathing.
Man, when I think about what occupations are qualified to make a point about the value of cooking food, I definitely think about a cop and soldier. Your point is valid, but the qualifications for it are unnecessary.
@@Blakearmin That was probably the point. Even the "manliest" of occupations Tate emulates values cooking as a practical life skill, and the boy is just silly for disregarding it.
Exactly. I'll just tell you the ladies also love a man bring able to cook. They come home from work and you have them a great dinner made. Getting some good times in a few hours. Ohh I love cooking. My girl loves it to.
His wealth is almost all coming from a camgirl site. Now I'm not here to moralize per se, although I do personally think it's a disgusting practice for lonely and pathetic degenerates , but it's a "job" , in big air quotes, that involves nothing more than convincing loose women to prostitute themselves in front of camera for you. They get a small cut, just enough to make them keep doing it for quick easy money, while you (the pimp/owner) , the Tate brothers in this case make boatloads of cash from horny desperate losers and likely teenage boys who just learned what sex is. Oh BTW, it's an "industry" where it's common for there to be human trafficking ties too, so there's that. So if anything it's worse than doing nothing, it's outright manipulative and exploitative of people's greatest vulnerabilities.
he is for real, but I'll be very surprised if he has a partner that he can order into the kitchen. if he does then, she should get out of his life as quickly as possible. coming home from work and having the dinner on the table or cooking away almost ready is a great thing to come home to,and I did enjoy jst being able to come home, sit down and eat but it's not something I expected or demanded from my ex partner. and the days that I was home 1st it would be her coming in from work and having her dinner on the table
@@Azmeaiel not only that, but there are several bits of evidence that suggests prehistoric women would often join the mass hunts or go alone, and that their men would be the ones to prepare the food. While not certain, they could of shared duties
Besides, a woman costs money. In the situation he is describing, he would have to support that woman he is ordering to go to the kitchen and cook for him! And, if he wants her to stick around, he is going to have to be nice to her, and spend some quality time with her also. It’s much cheaper to cook for yourself! 🤣
I was a waiter for like 20 years. Actually had to remind some Armani suit wearing toolbag, that it was very unwise to talk in a shitty manner to the last person to touch your food. He sat down and shut it real quick
There are three types of people you should never annoy if you can help it. People who deal with your food, medical professionals and law enforcement. I think the reasoning behind all three is rather obvveous.
Holy Christ! My favorite was him stating a store chicken is "5 bucks" then later states that the same chicken AND a bag of salad is "boom 4 bucks!" .... Such a mastery of math! I, as a mere "female," cannot comprehend the genius on display /s
"...make the woman cook." All the other stuff I can laugh off, but that part pisses me off to no end. My late wife was physically disabled, and as such cocking was unsafe for her. I found great joy cooking for us. I will not wish violence on him, but if nature and fate wishes to drop a random rock, then I got a few ideas where it can go.
The projection on this guy! Can’t read, can’t cook. Genuinely wonder if he knows how to wipe his own bum. My Grandad fed half his street during some very hard times by going out ferreting for rabbits; took him all of twenty minutes to dress one and have it in a pot with veg for tea. Still some of the best food I’ve ever had.
@@UlshaRS That would actually explain a whole lot if that's the case. Though, it would do him good to lower the pressure on that thing. Seeing how it seems to have flushed out all that greyish stuff that should be filling up his brain cavity. But, easy come - easy go, I guess...? 🤔
my great grandad had a farm in Michigan and he was the only man in the area to be able to manage his farm due to bad terrain/climate. my great grandmother has extremally hardworking. it is said that my great grandmother died at the age of 90 something while serving food to guests. guess what. both of them knew how to fucking cook.
Guys like him saying "oh you're wasting your time cooking, you should be doing X thing to make money off of" are the same type of person who advocates to turn their hobbies into jobs, just this nonstop hustle culture type shit. Mate, maybe I just wanna do something for fun and not for profit. Maybe my hobby is cooking, and maybe I wouldn't wanna do that as a job because my goal in life is to just be happy, not make money at the cost of my own enjoyment. Also, any man who doesn't know how to cook is a loser imo. Same goes for women tbh. If you can't do basic shit like feeding yourself you're pretty much a failure.
He actually does. He is claiming you could become a piano man or become a professional kickboxer. Learning to play the piano close to good enough you can earn money is going to take a shitload of time learning. Also pretty sure most professional kickboxers do not buy chicken on the cheap and just eat that. Most professional athletes take good care of what they eat and often prepare the food themselves to they know exactly what they eat.
I dislike it when people suggest I turn one of my hobbies into a job. Sure I like doing it, and I am quite adept at it, but my enjoyment is dependent on being able to take my time and do things properly, instead of doing things as quickly and cheaply as possible. Some people don't seem to get that and all of life is a constant hustle to them. If like this "Alfa-Male" weirdo people see life as a zero-sum game, they have already lost it.
People who fetishize grinding and suffering and endlessly struggling are either just desperately trying to justify their own existence through material worth or trying to valorize their own struggle to make themselves feel superior to those who don't live the same way they do. It's like these douchebags can't stand the thought of anyone being content/satisfied/happy with a life that doesn't involve constant stress. Because then that would mean that all their constant struggling was possibly pointless and unnecessary. I picture Peter's dad from Family Guy.
"nonstop hustle culture type shit" This is so true! I do not have a huge net worth. But I consider myself to be a success in life because I am able to use my time as I choose, doing the things I enjoy, with no concerns about where I am going to find the money to pay my utility bills.
Advantages of cooking -Food -Essential life skill -Saves money -Saves time -Makes you more attractive to women -Maybe abit of a bonding exsperience between you and a woman as you do something together -Food -Did i mention the food Disadvantages -Cooking
Slav here. While traditionally women handled household chores, men are encouraged to learn as well. This results in fair division of labor and should your spouse be sick or otherwise unable to fill in that role, you then can take their place. Moreover these traditions, while not bad, aren't absolute, as men absolutely learned to cook and helped their wives with household chores, and the "masculine" things men did back then were more matters of necessity than "oh he's a man therefore he does these few things", and the woman does the rest solely because she's a woman. Moreover, times change, and while I certainly don't see all said changes as "good" , the fact is men should be able and willing to do more than work, come home, and sit on tge couch watching TV. Do I think it's a bad thing for women to cook for their husband after a long day at work? Of course not, but it's something a woman should do out of genuine love and respect for her husband, NOT because "oh I'm a woman, therefore my fate is to eternally be stuck in the kitchen."
@easternrebel1061 I think that is how a lot of people in other places have viewed 'traditional roles' too. I am all about whatever works for the people concerned, by that I mean that as long as no one is being subjugated, then great. Dumbasses like Tate can only be validated by other people, so there is confusion in themselves about what makes them 'worthy' of anything. So that they don't feel inadequate, or unmanly, they act abusively towards people they can physically overpower and hurt. Because human narcissism is a constant battle of our contradictory ideas and beliefs about ourself, that we all must learn to balance out, ( Your sense of self worth, importance and place, over your sense of self doubt, insignificance, selfishness) when someone fails at this in a big way, it can result in the most arrogant, hateful, bigoted and full of sht personalities, exhibiting abusive, toxic behaviors - Like Tate's... It is a man full of self hatred; he feels weak and 'unmanly', so he's constantly projecting it onto the people he feels most threatened by - those that are, pragmatically speaking, 'weak' or 'unmanly' who also have the audacity to not hate themselves or others because of those things. He just can _not_ cope with how much weaker that makes him feel. So he abuses those people, and wants others to do the same so he can convince himself _he's_ not a total POS, others do it so that's just how the world works... He's wrong. He's a self hating, weak, abusive POS through and through.
My uncle was 4F in WWII so he became a cook at a training camp to do his bit. For the rest of his life. My aunt did the baking and canning but supper was his! Once he was away and my aunt joked about not remembering how to make supper.
Not cooking is actual proof he's not and never had been special forces or even tactically trained. All those guys i've known (real people not Andrew's totally real associates) can cook. A lot of them really well. It's a trait of their personalities to be exacting. I'm still not convinced he's not a comedian trolling us.
Yeah, preparing food is one of the most basic survival skills. And like most things we do, if we do something a lot, we want to do it at least somewhat competently.
Imagine this guy being given an order… In general special forces operatives do not run around proclaiming ”me the bestest” on the contrary they have no need nor inclination for that. Besides, they need to be sharp this guy is about as sharp as a rubber ball.
This bloke is definitely missing out. To cook food is a skill, to make mere sustenance something to be enjoyed rather than just eaten for survival. And to make food for others? To have them enjoy it, to compliment your culinary creation? It just feels great. Oh, and this "cooking is expensive" nonsense? It all depends on what you make and with how expensive ingredients. Takeout, restaurants etc, now *that* is expensive.
I used to merely subsist on whatever would be cheap and fill up my stomach. Elbow-cut macaroni and butter for YEARS. Not even ramen because it would've been more expensive. Then I almost died of cancer and discovered, well... I actually made a real meal for myself once, and called up a friend and said only half-jokingly: "Did you know food... tastes good?!" It sounds made up I'm sure but it was honestly a revelation for me. Cooking is FUN, and enjoying the result of an experimental recipe you just tried? There's just no words for it. I still laugh a bit about that time I called my friend and accidentally made bacon-wrapped meatloaf. Get misty-eyed, too. It was that good. Especially going from a lifetime of bland to that. Which I made myself. Second best thing I've ever eaten.
I consider myself a "man's man" yet I went to college for culinary. If you can't fend for your self, you die lol. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH KNOWING HOW TO COOK!
Exactly. Being able to cook had lead me to make loads of delicious food over the years. Including the yummy cake I made yesterday. And I dare this twit to tell someone like Gordon Ramsay (who gets PAID to cook food) that he's a wuss because he can cook. What a waste of space and skin this douchebag is.
One of my best friends used to be a chef , I used to love going round his house for dinner , we’d get pissed up but have the best food 😂 he was a proper G 😂
Tate is, without a doubt, the most insecure, dishonest, pseudo-intellectual “alpha” I’ve ever seen. If someone told me he was satire, I’d probably believe it. It’s sad that he’s not.
I think it is all an act, if you look at some of the live interviews he has done you can see him holding in laughter and he is very respectful to the women who interview him.
@You're Gonna Hate This I completely agree. Whether it’s an act or not it’s still a horrific way to behave and the fact people gravitate to him for his advice shows how dangerous it can be.
I think it might be fun to comment on all his videos acting as if it is all obvious satire and comment on his comedic genius at playing this ridiculous character so well. The new Ali G!
@You're Gonna Hate This thats not how it works, see. Youre not nice to them and they want you. So he is not nice to them, and they want him. Arnt woman great? You have no game
Hey, if you can't trust a self-proclaimed alpha male illiterate and proud momma's boy who can't even record life coaching videos with audio that is intelligible but uploads it anyways because he put in all the work and his step-dad said he can only borrow the camera for half an hour, who CAN you trust except almost anyone else on the planet?
I bet the “other” dude was himself, all alone in his flat, trying to prepare freeze-dried noodles, and after 6 hours of not understanding the 3 step instructions, he just went “f##k it, I’m making a video on how cooks are losers”
One of the wealthiest people I know, a CEO worth 100s of millions, loved few things more than cooking people food. He loved showing off how he had the time to do it himself because of how good he was at running his business that it didn't require his constant attention. But no.... this UA-cam brah is way more better (Also, insert long conversation about the cost of food vs the menu price)
The guy is apparently completely oblivious to the fact that cooking skills can get you a job, like at a restaurant or a diner. But nooo, kickboxing is the rock solid bet for an income to sustain yourself, when you're poor.
Well it worked for him apparently (that was how he made his $$) but I think he copped a few too many blows to the head if he thinks that path can work for anyone.
If you have to work THAT much, you aren't actually rich ... you're in debt. Truly rich people don't HAVE to work 24/7, wannabes need to work to keep up appearances.
Explains a lot, really. His brain is starving for nutrients to function, he just doesn’t cook to feed it. And what little he does get is absorbed by his massive ego to keep growing it.
Anyone who, when trying to think of an example of cooking a meal, immediately thinks "onions, lettuce, that's enough" is so bad at cooking that I wouldn't trust them to make a bread sandwich.
Somehow, the fact that he knows the price of a roast chicken from the supermarket tells me he isn't the "multi-millionaire" he claims to be. But at least I know that I'm poor because I cook my own food! 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
I've done all the cooking in 37 years of our relationship...it's the only way I can be sure she doesn't poison me. Seriously I get a thrill when I cook something new and her eyes bug out over it. Besides since I already brew my own beer, make my own charcuterie, can salsa with veggies from my garden...I'm already spending time in the kitchen already.
@@kylesulcebarger8399 Smoked a ham today. Foil packet potatoes, grilled zucchini. Put the meaty bone in a pot...I now have 12 bowls of split pea and Smoked ham soup. Whole wheat buns from a bread maker.
Sometimes it's good to be reminded it's not just the religious and woo types who are the stupid. Some times people just live in their own reality where they are super important. Alas he's just fuel for UA-camrs to laugh at
@@grievousminded7517 Think you're right. But he didn't use any of that in this one so gave him the benefit of the doubt. Although he could very easily use the Bible to justify his craziness I guess.
Just what I needed while waiting for my lunch. A good laugh while listening to Sir Sic verbally tear apart an "alpha male". This guy is an insult to humanity in general.😂
My father in law manned an anti-aircraft gun during WWII (a real gun, by the way). There was no “order a female to do it for you” on a warship! One of his favourite sayings was “anyone who can’t cook deserves to starve”.
REAL MEN CAN COOK! It's such an incredibly useful skill and can help you live more healthy by making you more aware of what you're actually stufing in your mouth. It also makes you appreciate food more, helps refine your taste and beyond that, it's not even that difficult. Seriously, everyday meals don't have to be complicated!
If you have dietary restrictions (as I have), it can enhance your wellbeing and extend your life. That is more alpha than him because I don't care what people think of me, I am simply responsible for my own life and health. An alpha male acts, he talks.
Aaand... that's why I'm a single female. Dated a guy like this one about 35 years ago. If I had married him when he asked me, I would probably be eligible for parole right about now.
He absolutely saved people from hostage situations. It reminds me of the Shecky Green joke: "You know, Frank Sinatra once saved my life, and I'll be forever grateful to him. These guys were giving me a severe beating, and I thought they were going to kill me. Then Frank said, "Okay, boys, that's enough."
I spent alot of time at a friend's house as a kid, and even his misogynistic father cooked dinner, probably more often than their mother. And what's more the kids got their food first then the women then the men...
I grew up an a home kind of like that. Dad taught me to cook meats and make biscuits and gravy, my mom to make everything else. We kids ate first, then mom, then dad.
Personally, I don't think it's fair to be critical of physical attributes that someone can't control. But it must really bug him (as an alpha male) to have male pattern baldness and a little boy face that no painted on lookin beard can hide. Guess he got what he deserves though.
Who needs food when you can just live off only air and sunlight, just like plants. It's just that easy! _(Pans to the dead pet plant by the windowsill)_ No, do look over there! I swear, I can better take care of myself than that dumb plant.
I’ve only just found your channel about half an hour ago, watching this video. I loved it. You made me laugh throughout. Andrew Tate is such a fool, but the things you came up with were so funny and unique. I’m actually going to watch this again now because there’s some bits I missed and others I want to watch again, which for me is very rare. I subscribed because there must be more! Thanks for the laughs. This was great.
I honestly think this guy is either proof that natural selection has failed us, or he started this as a joke and now it is the only income he can manage and can't give it up now...
Of course he started it as a joke. As a joke, he started this with all the sincerity that he, a joke of a human, could muster. Being a joke, he took himself, a joke, seriously, and didn't get the memo that real human beings who are not jokes don't actually _be a lame video streamer influencer in their real life._
I dont think natural selection is failing us with him. Last i checked he has no children so whatever mutations caused him to be such a dipshit will die woth him for good.
@@necrobabe6190 Years. For over 10 years, I have used that spelling of the word, because I disagree with the general consensus on the spelling of the word "says". You are legit the first person who has ever commented on it ^.^ The reason is, we use "said", so I think we should also use "sais". I know it's technically incorrect, but I'm gonna die on this hill goddamnit! 😁
Every time some “alpha male” says that they shouldn’t have to cook, I think to myself: “I’d like to see you walk up to Gordon Ramsey, or any of the other top male chefs on planet Earth, and tell them that cooking is a woman’s job.”
Sometimes I’ll call myself a “classy lady”, but only when it’s funny to do so, like if I’ve just accidentally belched. I have sensory issues and less control and foreknowledge of them coming than most people 😂
Today, for Easter dinner I cooked a rabbit and chicken pate, and fried a duck with cranberry stuffing. I love cooking, and it brings me joy when finished product comes out of the oven looking, smelling and most of all - tasting perfectly. This poor dingus will never feel that joy and satisfaction. He will never create something good. He can only spew his hate.
He is not making that argument though, it would be too complex. All he says is time is money. Do not cook yourself, because you can buy food and get work done instead.
That's okay. They're still trying to figure out how the short guy making $50k/year can get a woman to marry him. Can't have anything to do with personality, attitude, and sense of humor. Women don't care about those things.
I just love that the dude's advice is to not "waste" time cooking your own tacos when real "alphas" think outside the bun and just go to taco bell cause that saves time and time is money ignoring the well...reality of it all. Actually, now that I've typed this out, ignoring reality is really Tate's advice in general.
"What? you're broke so you're going to cook meals??" bruh, if you're a good (or even just decent) cook its significantly cheaper to make your own meals at home. What, you're going to spend 15$ plus a day on fast food? That's money you could be investing! And what's he even describing as cooking? If I boil pasta (99cents a box) is that cooking? How about toast? These are all meals that cost less then a single dollar. Hell, Ramen costs about 20 cents a packet and that could be considered "cooking" if you get the stove top version. And depending on what you're making, you can be doing other things in the mean time. If a casserole takes 40 minutes in the oven, you don't stand there like a robot until its done, you walk away and do other work. Multitasking is an important skill, you could say it is the corner stone of success even. And the better and better you get at cooking, the less time it takes. The first time I made banana choco chip muffins it took me about 30 minutes before they were even ready to go in the oven. After doing it a few times and nearly memorizing the recipe, it took at most 10 and I had to wait for the oven to finish pre-heating. Its prudent to make your own meals, not that I can expect him to understand that. And time is only money if someone's paying you, if you're at home on the weekend, what's it matter if some of that time is spent making meals? Further, what if cooking is how you make money? What if you're selling sandwiches to your neighbors to make a bit of extra cash on the weekends when you're not working? (ngl, if I didn't need a permit and my building allowed it, I'd be doing that) I imagine that while you're making food to sell, you might as well make an extra to eat yourself. He says that in that time you could do _all_ these things, but what if in that time you're getting better and better at cooking? That's a skill that people are willing to pay for, its a skill that's in much higher demand then kick boxing. If you get good at cooking, you can go get a job cooking! Why is kick boxing a more important skill in his mind? Oh right, its because women cook :/ Does Tate just think his food comes out of nowhere? No. He pays people to prepare it for him, because I highly doubt he's eating nothing but canned beans every day. Those people, who are making his meals, have to be able to cook. I imagine he'd be pretty rightfully pissed if he paid for a meal and a plate of canned chicken was placed before him because the person he paid didn't know how to cook. Hustle culture is cancer and so is Tate.
@@Laz3rCat95 yeah, I was going to say 'rotisserie chicken' because that's the example he used, but that directly requires someone to know how to cook. Can of beans seemed the lowest effort food you could get, though maybe something like an apple would be instead? Either way, Tate is so ridiculously sheltered he probably doesn't even think that people cook his meals. Probably thinks they just fall out of the sky fully cooked or something.
True. The initial study, where he coined the term, was done with captive wolves from different packs, and entirely different regions. It was not an accurate representation of how wolf packs behave in the wild, which is much more familial. It would be equivalent to stating how human families work based on the behavior of a prison gang. But, hey, I'm a guy who reads and cooks, so what do I know.
@You're Gonna Hate This I can't say that you're misrepresenting facts, because you're outright making things up. Delta members? Sure, omega animal, sure.
@You're Gonna Hate This so....you have working links to scientific papers (to substantiate your rather pedantic reply, been in the wild studying wolf packs dircectly or you had previously taken a wolf pack into your domicile for an extended (years) period of time? Saying that 'anyone that owns a wolf knows' betrays your lack of first hand experience. a A singular wolf living in a human pack doesnt represent how a wolf pack will/wont operate. That train of logic was wobblin down the tracks, bud.
With him being so “busy” out making money, driving fast cars, and being with sexy women does he go out and buy stacks of diapers to wear along with his chicken? Cause if he doesn’t have the time to cook or read a book then he doesn’t have time to even use the bathroom without falling asleep
Maximum Alpha is being completely helpless? Damn, if only I knew that I'd have stayed at home, never moved out and never gone to uni or got a job. Then the girls would love me....
Just gonna point out that Gordon Ramsay is worth way more then him, and more successful and well known then tate will ever be, and he prepares probably 99% of his own meals.
Being a Real Man(TM) actually means being a little boy who needs others to do everything for him. Good to know. At least he's consistent, he dresses like a man who doesn't wash or iron his clothes.
@@SirSicCrusader ain't that a bit high tech and therefore pussified nerd shit that'd waste the precious precious time? a real man would use fire and smoke, burning his enemies house while using that action to use smoke signal tinder to get the next lay ... to bad it's only self proclaimed alphas on there yet who try to overplay and suppress their homosexual tendencies by asserting their manliness and success with bedding women, but one day a woman might be on the smoke tinder so that they don't get as tempted ...
@@jeans4484 He probably does have money. Made $6m in his kick-boxing career. Possibly got kicked in the head a few too many times though given his moronic videos.
I've been subscribed to this channel for at least five years, and this is one of the most ridiculous things you've ever made a video about. I'm genuinely impressed
I especially liked the bit where he's sitting at the table saying "cut the onion, then cut the..." and his brain froze because he couldn't remember "lettuce". Honestly, I thought the video stream had frozen, but it was him!
@@markfergerson2145 it's kinda even dumber if you keep thinking about it. How many recipes use onion AND lettuce? Only a handful come to mind, all of which are sandwiches and salads, which take the least time to make of most dishes.
Andrew Tate might be really the first person to die from starvation if the world ever became full Mad Max. The guy claims he had the sex about 7 times per day and is having a fit that someone is "wasting time" but really investing time to learn how to make food for themselves like an adult 🙃
Admittedly, preparing food can be time-consuming and/or mentally taxing, depending on how much experience you have, what you're making, and how much bandwidth you have for the task. Not being able to summon up the energy to cook doesn't make you special though lmao and it definitely doesn't make you better than anyone else.
I was actually expecting him to start with the whole “if you’re not a broke loser, you’d have a female cook for you”. So I’m surprised it took til bout the last bit of the video. Dude’s a laughable waste of space. 🤦♀️
Historically speaking, if you are "rich and powerful" and trying to "conquer the world," having other people prepare your food is a good way to end up poisoned.
lol
No one tell him
If you're rich and powerful trying to conquer the world, being a great chef might be helpful. The stomach is a fast path to the heart, after all, and you could make some very dangerous foods that nobody would suspect.
Aqua tofana
Reminds me of a story about an ancient greek king who ingested small doses of poison on a regular basis, so that when someone actually tried to poison him it wouldn't be as effective
"Instruct a female to provide sustenance!" Is one of the funniest statements anyone has ever said, with 100% seriousness.
Tate seems to lack self awareness, and he thinks women are objects/maids. How he ever got fans i will never know.
Andrew, you're not actually saving someone from a hostage situation if you're the one taking the hostages.
I hardly doubt he does all that... he is less MI6 and moreso the type of man they would be needed for.
@@Fate263no that's what he does(did?) convince women to live in his wonderful world then steal their passports. These women weren't smart enough to know they could get out via their consulate.
"Instruct a femal to provide sustenance"
Oh bless his little heart, he doesn't realize that women's preferred way of killing is poisoning does he?
I think poison is everyone's preferred way to get rid of this guy... Especially if it's a painful one 😏
@@LucyTheBox acute localized lead poisoning of the skull sponge
I d love to see him try that with ANY of the women in my family. I know this'll be alien to many non-Brits but i come from a family of assertive intelligent geordie women. They're like Spartan women but more acerbic. Lol.
Well this guy just might find out the hard way.
I have an enormous amount of respect for my wife. She's kind, intelligent, attractive - and she grows hemlock in her flower garden.
Being able to feed yourself is an important life skill, regardless of who you are. He’s just trying to play off his shortcomings as good things.
That he does
that wouldn't be the first time
@@SirSicCrusader That'll be trouser food , that Tate get in restaurants .
^ This
@@idaniluz652 That's one of his amazing skills only losers reflect.
If only Andrew knew how to cook, he wouldn’t have had accidentally doxxed himself by ordering a pizza, which led to his arrest.
The ultimate self-own.
Oh the consequences of his actions
This alpha male screaming how awesome he is, is literally top 5 most pathetic things a grown man can do.
It's like the sort of thing you expect from college teens and fraternities in which you hope most will just grow out of when they realise they were just jackasses instead of being cool. Looks like this guy didn't get the memo
For you ladies 🤗🤗🌹🌹☺️😌 you're awesome 😎 🇦🇺❤️
@@jordiewalters7200 haha I do not understand how ANY grown woman would fall for/put up with an agro man child.
@@sarahlynn4798 annnnnnnd that's why you are awesome 😎🇦🇺🙃❤️ Australian upside down and proud
Well, he has raised the dysfunctional personality trait of narcissism to the level of authentic mental illness.
Imagine him saying his bs in Gordon Ramsay's face.
We would end up with a pissed off screaming chef and a so-called alpha male sobbing in the corner.
Gordon Ramsay should do reaction videos
@@WolfRider2002he does
He would never even allow himself to be in the same room with Gordon Ramsay
Gordon is genuinely respected, has driven all the cars, lived a full ass life, has a beautiful family, a multi millionaire and a legend in his field. Tates ego couldn’t handle it.
"Instruct a female to provide sustenance"
Has Andrew ever met a woman who wasn't his mom?
His mom and sister got the fuck away from him and live in Chicago.
Not for more rhan a few seconds.. perhaps a really professional sex worker who was able to completely turn off her disgust meter in order to get the job done...for at least 10 times her normal rate I hope..this guy is a level of idiot that I wouldn't have believed compatible with standing or breathing.
Hookers he paid with money he tricked out of his followers
He sees himself as a literal king. Little does his pea brain know that many actual kings were poisoned by women.
The sad thing is he did, and those women's lives were so much worse for it. May he rot in prison.
imagine being so alpha you dont know the majority of professional cooks are men
Gordon Ramsey... that famous beta...
@@SirSicCrusader hahahahaha I like to see this asshole go up against Gordon Ramsay as a person and get his ass handed back to him deepfried
Jamie Oliver happily married for 20 years, Father to 5 children and worth £300 million. What a loser??? x
Remy from ratatouille. wait does that count?
@@AliDraws It oughta.
As a former soldier and police officer I can honestly say being able to cook for yourself and any person you care about😉 is a major life skill.
Indeed
As a former merc and enemy of the people, you're incapable of being honest and your assessment is irrelevant.
Man, when I think about what occupations are qualified to make a point about the value of cooking food, I definitely think about a cop and soldier.
Your point is valid, but the qualifications for it are unnecessary.
@@Blakearmin That was probably the point. Even the "manliest" of occupations Tate emulates values cooking as a practical life skill, and the boy is just silly for disregarding it.
Exactly. I'll just tell you the ladies also love a man bring able to cook. They come home from work and you have them a great dinner made. Getting some good times in a few hours. Ohh I love cooking. My girl loves it to.
"You're a broke bitch because you spend time making your own meals." The dude who spent 6 hours doing nothing at all.
I KNOW
Do as I say, not as I not do.
You were with him the whole time? You must know him personally.
Not nothing - he was chillin'. Perhaps his friend's name is Alexander and they were sharing a fridge?
His wealth is almost all coming from a camgirl site. Now I'm not here to moralize per se, although I do personally think it's a disgusting practice for lonely and pathetic degenerates , but it's a "job" , in big air quotes, that involves nothing more than convincing loose women to prostitute themselves in front of camera for you. They get a small cut, just enough to make them keep doing it for quick easy money, while you (the pimp/owner) , the Tate brothers in this case make boatloads of cash from horny desperate losers and likely teenage boys who just learned what sex is.
Oh BTW, it's an "industry" where it's common for there to be human trafficking ties too, so there's that. So if anything it's worse than doing nothing, it's outright manipulative and exploitative of people's greatest vulnerabilities.
"instruct a female to provide sustenance" lmao this guy cannot be for real. He's like one of those over-the-top memes of what an "alpha male" is.
Apparently he is, and I guess he was a kickboxer or something or is one? Too many kicks to the head clearly.
he is for real, but I'll be very surprised if he has a partner that he can order into the kitchen. if he does then, she should get out of his life as quickly as possible. coming home from work and having the dinner on the table or cooking away almost ready is a great thing to come home to,and I did enjoy jst being able to come home, sit down and eat but it's not something I expected or demanded from my ex partner. and the days that I was home 1st it would be her coming in from work and having her dinner on the table
Wonder if he realizes that when this was still a thing, the male had just spent all day going out and killing the mammoth, no mammoth, no sammich.
@@Azmeaiel not only that, but there are several bits of evidence that suggests prehistoric women would often join the mass hunts or go alone, and that their men would be the ones to prepare the food. While not certain, they could of shared duties
Besides, a woman costs money. In the situation he is describing, he would have to support that woman he is ordering to go to the kitchen and cook for him! And, if he wants her to stick around, he is going to have to be nice to her, and spend some quality time with her also. It’s much cheaper to cook for yourself! 🤣
Well, if he'd learned how to cook, he probably wouldn't be in jail right now!
"he doesn't get to use hyperbole until he proves he can spell it" 💀💀💀💀
For once I agree with Tate. I always come home to a freshly cooked meal. The problem is, I live alone. Should I call the police?
Had me in the first half... not gonna lie
We've been tricked, we've been deceived, and we've quite possibly been hoodwinked.
Your welcome for all the freshly cooked meals, hide your key a little better 😉.
If you get free cooking with zero poison I'd say just leave a thank you note
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughs. 👍👍👍
One of my rules in life is to never piss off anyone who's going to be alone with your food.
But I always piss myself off... WHAT DID I DO TO MY FOOD!??
I was a waiter for like 20 years. Actually had to remind some Armani suit wearing toolbag, that it was very unwise to talk in a shitty manner to the last person to touch your food. He sat down and shut it real quick
@@SirSicCrusader Nothing. 😈
Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest comes to mind.
There are three types of people you should never annoy if you can help it. People who deal with your food, medical professionals and law enforcement. I think the reasoning behind all three is rather obvveous.
Holy Christ! My favorite was him stating a store chicken is "5 bucks" then later states that the same chicken AND a bag of salad is "boom 4 bucks!" .... Such a mastery of math! I, as a mere "female," cannot comprehend the genius on display /s
They obviously have to pay him to eat salad. Not the supermarkets. His parents
"...make the woman cook." All the other stuff I can laugh off, but that part pisses me off to no end. My late wife was physically disabled, and as such cocking was unsafe for her. I found great joy cooking for us. I will not wish violence on him, but if nature and fate wishes to drop a random rock, then I got a few ideas where it can go.
Oh did "Pizza Boi" ever age like fine wine...
What a chucklefuck.
The projection on this guy! Can’t read, can’t cook. Genuinely wonder if he knows how to wipe his own bum. My Grandad fed half his street during some very hard times by going out ferreting for rabbits; took him all of twenty minutes to dress one and have it in a pot with veg for tea. Still some of the best food I’ve ever had.
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Same with my Grandad during the depression. He also raised chickens and kept his street supplied with eggs.
Those men were true alpha males.
Seeing he's squatting in high end rentals I'm sure he uses a bidet and may not actually know how to wipe his bumsies.
@@UlshaRS That would actually explain a whole lot if that's the case. Though, it would do him good to lower the pressure on that thing. Seeing how it seems to have flushed out all that greyish stuff that should be filling up his brain cavity. But, easy come - easy go, I guess...? 🤔
my great grandad had a farm in Michigan and he was the only man in the area to be able to manage his farm due to bad terrain/climate. my great grandmother has extremally hardworking. it is said that my great grandmother died at the age of 90 something while serving food to guests. guess what. both of them knew how to fucking cook.
If I wrote him as a character in my screenwriting class I'm pretty sure I'd get an F as he would be "too unbelievable".
The difference between fiction and reality is-
reality doesn't have to be believable. it just is what it is.
The problem with fiction is that it has to make sense.
Guys like him saying "oh you're wasting your time cooking, you should be doing X thing to make money off of" are the same type of person who advocates to turn their hobbies into jobs, just this nonstop hustle culture type shit. Mate, maybe I just wanna do something for fun and not for profit. Maybe my hobby is cooking, and maybe I wouldn't wanna do that as a job because my goal in life is to just be happy, not make money at the cost of my own enjoyment.
Also, any man who doesn't know how to cook is a loser imo. Same goes for women tbh. If you can't do basic shit like feeding yourself you're pretty much a failure.
Does this guy realise that chefs make relatively good money? I mean, not CEO levels of money, but compared to the average wage, you could do worse
He actually does. He is claiming you could become a piano man or become a professional kickboxer. Learning to play the piano close to good enough you can earn money is going to take a shitload of time learning. Also pretty sure most professional kickboxers do not buy chicken on the cheap and just eat that. Most professional athletes take good care of what they eat and often prepare the food themselves to they know exactly what they eat.
I dislike it when people suggest I turn one of my hobbies into a job. Sure I like doing it, and I am quite adept at it, but my enjoyment is dependent on being able to take my time and do things properly, instead of doing things as quickly and cheaply as possible. Some people don't seem to get that and all of life is a constant hustle to them. If like this "Alfa-Male" weirdo people see life as a zero-sum game, they have already lost it.
People who fetishize grinding and suffering and endlessly struggling are either just desperately trying to justify their own existence through material worth or trying to valorize their own struggle to make themselves feel superior to those who don't live the same way they do. It's like these douchebags can't stand the thought of anyone being content/satisfied/happy with a life that doesn't involve constant stress. Because then that would mean that all their constant struggling was possibly pointless and unnecessary. I picture Peter's dad from Family Guy.
"nonstop hustle culture type shit"
This is so true! I do not have a huge net worth. But I consider myself to be a success in life because I am able to use my time as I choose, doing the things I enjoy, with no concerns about where I am going to find the money to pay my utility bills.
Advantages of cooking
-Food
-Essential life skill
-Saves money
-Saves time
-Makes you more attractive to women
-Maybe abit of a bonding exsperience between you and a woman as you do something together
-Food
-Did i mention the food
Disadvantages
-Cooking
I understand that prisons have cafeterias, so he should be fine.
As for "saving people from hostage situations"..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thought he was the one holding them 😂
Coming from a Greek family where men are encouraged, trained and applauded for cooking, Tates take is bizarre and even hurtful
Slav here. While traditionally women handled household chores, men are encouraged to learn as well. This results in fair division of labor and should your spouse be sick or otherwise unable to fill in that role, you then can take their place. Moreover these traditions, while not bad, aren't absolute, as men absolutely learned to cook and helped their wives with household chores, and the "masculine" things men did back then were more matters of necessity than "oh he's a man therefore he does these few things", and the woman does the rest solely because she's a woman. Moreover, times change, and while I certainly don't see all said changes as "good" , the fact is men should be able and willing to do more than work, come home, and sit on tge couch watching TV. Do I think it's a bad thing for women to cook for their husband after a long day at work? Of course not, but it's something a woman should do out of genuine love and respect for her husband, NOT because "oh I'm a woman, therefore my fate is to eternally be stuck in the kitchen."
@easternrebel1061
I think that is how a lot of people in other places have viewed 'traditional roles' too.
I am all about whatever works for the people concerned, by that I mean that as long as no one is being subjugated, then great.
Dumbasses like Tate can only be validated by other people, so there is confusion in themselves about what makes them 'worthy' of anything.
So that they don't feel inadequate, or unmanly, they act abusively towards people they can physically overpower and hurt.
Because human narcissism is a constant battle of our contradictory ideas and beliefs about ourself, that we all must learn to balance out, ( Your sense of self worth, importance and place, over your sense of self doubt, insignificance, selfishness) when someone fails at this in a big way, it can result in the most arrogant, hateful, bigoted and full of sht personalities, exhibiting abusive, toxic behaviors - Like Tate's...
It is a man full of self hatred; he feels weak and 'unmanly', so he's constantly projecting it onto the people he feels most threatened by - those that are, pragmatically speaking, 'weak' or 'unmanly' who also have the audacity to not hate themselves or others because of those things. He just can _not_ cope with how much weaker that makes him feel. So he abuses those people, and wants others to do the same so he can convince himself _he's_ not a total POS, others do it so that's just how the world works... He's wrong. He's a self hating, weak, abusive POS through and through.
The same applies to all of my English friends and their kids. Kids of both sexes seem to love learning to cook as far as I can tell.
I'm from Romania and my dad is a great cook. The only thing he won't do is baking sweets or making desserts, but otherwise he cooks very well.
My uncle was 4F in WWII so he became a cook at a training camp to do his bit. For the rest of his life. My aunt did the baking and canning but supper was his! Once he was away and my aunt joked about not remembering how to make supper.
Not cooking is actual proof he's not and never had been special forces or even tactically trained. All those guys i've known (real people not Andrew's totally real associates) can cook. A lot of them really well. It's a trait of their personalities to be exacting.
I'm still not convinced he's not a comedian trolling us.
Yeah, preparing food is one of the most basic survival skills.
And like most things we do, if we do something a lot, we want to do it at least somewhat competently.
Oh spot on!! Imagine this doofus in survival training lol lol lolololol
It really is hard to see this guy as a mere moron. I mean, it _is_ satire... right?? 🤨
Imagine this guy being given an order… In general special forces operatives do not run around proclaiming ”me the bestest” on the contrary they have no need nor inclination for that. Besides, they need to be sharp this guy is about as sharp as a rubber ball.
@@paulgoransson9489- The real tough guys don't brag about it. They sit quietly watching the loudmouth, ready to intervene if there's trouble.
This bloke is definitely missing out. To cook food is a skill, to make mere sustenance something to be enjoyed rather than just eaten for survival. And to make food for others? To have them enjoy it, to compliment your culinary creation? It just feels great.
Oh, and this "cooking is expensive" nonsense? It all depends on what you make and with how expensive ingredients. Takeout, restaurants etc, now *that* is expensive.
I definitely enjoy cooking for loved ones and having them rave about my skills
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Tater tot, is that you? Fucking knob.
I used to merely subsist on whatever would be cheap and fill up my stomach. Elbow-cut macaroni and butter for YEARS. Not even ramen because it would've been more expensive. Then I almost died of cancer and discovered, well... I actually made a real meal for myself once, and called up a friend and said only half-jokingly: "Did you know food... tastes good?!"
It sounds made up I'm sure but it was honestly a revelation for me. Cooking is FUN, and enjoying the result of an experimental recipe you just tried?
There's just no words for it. I still laugh a bit about that time I called my friend and accidentally made bacon-wrapped meatloaf. Get misty-eyed, too. It was that good. Especially going from a lifetime of bland to that. Which I made myself. Second best thing I've ever eaten.
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 what's it like being a cretin?
@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 I do not say this often but grow up and take your silly old ideas whit you to the 1800th
They need a new game show called Alpha Male, just lock them all in a room for a month and then forget about them.
Nothing says "I'm an alpha" quite like being dependent on others for completion of basic life skills like a child.
I consider myself a "man's man" yet I went to college for culinary. If you can't fend for your self, you die lol. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH KNOWING HOW TO COOK!
Exactly. Being able to cook had lead me to make loads of delicious food over the years. Including the yummy cake I made yesterday.
And I dare this twit to tell someone like Gordon Ramsay (who gets PAID to cook food) that he's a wuss because he can cook.
What a waste of space and skin this douchebag is.
Reminds me of that Hardees commercial that was talking about guys who couldn't cook and their motto was "Without us, some men would starve"
One of my best friends used to be a chef , I used to love going round his house for dinner , we’d get pissed up but have the best food 😂 he was a proper G 😂
My uncle jumped into forest fires. But was obviously not manly enough because he cooked.
@miaomiaochan No such thing as an alpha male.
Tate is, without a doubt, the most insecure, dishonest, pseudo-intellectual “alpha” I’ve ever seen.
If someone told me he was satire, I’d probably believe it. It’s sad that he’s not.
I think it is all an act, if you look at some of the live interviews he has done you can see him holding in laughter and he is very respectful to the women who interview him.
@You're Gonna Hate This
I completely agree. Whether it’s an act or not it’s still a horrific way to behave and the fact people gravitate to him for his advice shows how dangerous it can be.
I think it might be fun to comment on all his videos acting as if it is all obvious satire and comment on his comedic genius at playing this ridiculous character so well. The new Ali G!
@You're Gonna Hate This thats not how it works, see.
Youre not nice to them and they want you.
So he is not nice to them, and they want him.
Arnt woman great?
You have no game
Hey, if you can't trust a self-proclaimed alpha male illiterate and proud momma's boy who can't even record life coaching videos with audio that is intelligible but uploads it anyways because he put in all the work and his step-dad said he can only borrow the camera for half an hour, who CAN you trust except almost anyone else on the planet?
Hey, it's Andrew "I'm-too-smart-to-read" Tate, The world's only good argument for eugenics.
oof
@@SirSicCrusader too harsh? Or too true?
@@clintmcbride7830 both… :)
Sadly, there are several others I can think of who come close to making as much of an argument. Matt power and Kent holiday for example.
I want to see the outcome of him refusing to do non “alpha male“ tasks in prison. Should’ve cooked for himself or at least recycled his pizza boxes.
I bet the “other” dude was himself, all alone in his flat, trying to prepare freeze-dried noodles, and after 6 hours of not understanding the 3 step instructions, he just went “f##k it, I’m making a video on how cooks are losers”
😄😊🤣
6 hours of not understanding the 3 step instructions... that is priceless.
He hasn't figured out the person in the mirror isnt another person. My cat has figured that out just for reference
I was a chef from ‘76 to 2000, he wouldn’t last a day in a kitchen. It’s such a pity so many top chefs like Gordon Ramsey are skint.
That tosser made my blood boil! I had to drink my emergency whisky to cool it down! You know what is Alpha, being able to look after yourself!
he is... something, not gonna lie
One of the wealthiest people I know, a CEO worth 100s of millions, loved few things more than cooking people food. He loved showing off how he had the time to do it himself because of how good he was at running his business that it didn't require his constant attention.
But no.... this UA-cam brah is way more better
(Also, insert long conversation about the cost of food vs the menu price)
Imagine A.T. being alone and starving because he doesn’t even know how to open a fridge. That’s what happens if you think that only women should cook.
The guy is apparently completely oblivious to the fact that cooking skills can get you a job, like at a restaurant or a diner.
But nooo, kickboxing is the rock solid bet for an income to sustain yourself, when you're poor.
Well it worked for him apparently (that was how he made his $$) but I think he copped a few too many blows to the head if he thinks that path can work for anyone.
@@witebatman Also as it turns out...! His original career was kick-boxing. May he rot in cell.
If you have to work THAT much, you aren't actually rich ... you're in debt. Truly rich people don't HAVE to work 24/7, wannabes need to work to keep up appearances.
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Exactly. The rich let their money work for them.
@@markfergerson2145
That sort of wording is a beacon for Bitcoin Bots...
@@stylesrj I know, but it's still true.
That's debatable. Some filthy rich people are drug barons.
I bet he has to "instruct a female" to read the takeout menu to him, too.
Explains a lot, really. His brain is starving for nutrients to function, he just doesn’t cook to feed it. And what little he does get is absorbed by his massive ego to keep growing it.
Anyone who, when trying to think of an example of cooking a meal, immediately thinks "onions, lettuce, that's enough" is so bad at cooking that I wouldn't trust them to make a bread sandwich.
Every time I hear someone call a woman "a female" it makes my skin crawl.
Somehow, the fact that he knows the price of a roast chicken from the supermarket tells me he isn't the "multi-millionaire" he claims to be.
But at least I know that I'm poor because I cook my own food! 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
I thought roast chicken were like $12... Oh, wait, maybe in Aus only...
Apparently he is rich, he just made his money committing crimes.
I've done all the cooking in 37 years of our relationship...it's the only way I can be sure she doesn't poison me.
Seriously I get a thrill when I cook something new and her eyes bug out over it. Besides since I already brew my own beer, make my own charcuterie, can salsa with veggies from my garden...I'm already spending time in the kitchen already.
Sooo...can I come over? What time is lunch?
@@kylesulcebarger8399 Smoked a ham today. Foil packet potatoes, grilled zucchini.
Put the meaty bone in a pot...I now have 12 bowls of split pea and Smoked ham soup. Whole wheat buns from a bread maker.
I love trying new recipes as well. Hearing my wife moan with her eyes closed at that first bite is a sensual delight all its own.
"2 guys and a cooler"... Best Channel!
Andrew is a professional. He got a PhD in D-baggery, and has put that hard earned knowledge to work.
oof
He doesn't have a PhD in d-baggery he is self taught he's just that good.
@@timcirulis5273 autodidickhead... edit: him not you.
He’s got a PHD. Pimpin Hoes Degree
This guy saying "rescuing hostages" after being arrested for what he was alleged to have done is rich
Gordon Ramsay got rich. . . from cooking.
Sometimes it's good to be reminded it's not just the religious and woo types who are the stupid. Some times people just live in their own reality where they are super important. Alas he's just fuel for UA-camrs to laugh at
HE am the most smart
SMRT spells Moon!
Wasn't he like aggressive religious? I think he said something like that in one of the earlier vids.
@@grievousminded7517 Think you're right. But he didn't use any of that in this one so gave him the benefit of the doubt. Although he could very easily use the Bible to justify his craziness I guess.
If so it’s just another thing to add to the list of “why this guy is a complete twat.”
Just what I needed while waiting for my lunch. A good laugh while listening to Sir Sic verbally tear apart an "alpha male". This guy is an insult to humanity in general.😂
Hes some thing alright
First rule of being an Alpha. If you have to say you're an Alpha then you aren't really an Alpha?
I guess this guy sees "A Handmaid's Tale" as a guide.
damn...
My father in law manned an anti-aircraft gun during WWII (a real gun, by the way). There was no “order a female to do it for you” on a warship! One of his favourite sayings was “anyone who can’t cook deserves to starve”.
,,Saving people from Hostage situations" hits different after his arrest for human trafficking charges
REAL MEN CAN COOK!
It's such an incredibly useful skill and can help you live more healthy by making you more aware of what you're actually stufing in your mouth. It also makes you appreciate food more, helps refine your taste and beyond that, it's not even that difficult. Seriously, everyday meals don't have to be complicated!
It's also incredibly relaxing
@@garethnewton7057 And very rewarding if you're any good at it 😋
@@tacitus7698 oh, I know.
If you have dietary restrictions (as I have), it can enhance your wellbeing and extend your life. That is more alpha than him because I don't care what people think of me, I am simply responsible for my own life and health. An alpha male acts, he talks.
I love the comment but the thumbs up was for your name...that is a deep-cut right there
Aaand... that's why I'm a single female. Dated a guy like this one about 35 years ago. If I had married him when he asked me, I would probably be eligible for parole right about now.
I am so sorry to hear that.
Good you skipped that proposal.
"6 hours in someone's house and cutting onions is some kind of financial deficiency"😂
He absolutely saved people from hostage situations. It reminds me of the Shecky Green joke: "You know, Frank Sinatra once saved my life, and I'll be forever grateful to him. These guys were giving me a severe beating, and I thought they were going to kill me. Then Frank said, "Okay, boys, that's enough."
I spent alot of time at a friend's house as a kid, and even his misogynistic father cooked dinner, probably more often than their mother. And what's more the kids got their food first then the women then the men...
I grew up an a home kind of like that. Dad taught me to cook meats and make biscuits and gravy, my mom to make everything else.
We kids ate first, then mom, then dad.
Personally, I don't think it's fair to be critical of physical attributes that someone can't control. But it must really bug him (as an alpha male) to have male pattern baldness and a little boy face that no painted on lookin beard can hide. Guess he got what he deserves though.
His chin is so mediocre and weak.
Who needs food when you can just live off only air and sunlight, just like plants. It's just that easy!
_(Pans to the dead pet plant by the windowsill)_
No, do look over there! I swear, I can better take care of myself than that dumb plant.
Oh man I need to find some good ol breatharian lols
@@SirSicCrusader hard to tell who is the biggest silly, Breatharians or Spiritology they full of something but it ain't what they claim to be
I’ve only just found your channel about half an hour ago, watching this video. I loved it. You made me laugh throughout. Andrew Tate is such a fool, but the things you came up with were so funny and unique. I’m actually going to watch this again now because there’s some bits I missed and others I want to watch again, which for me is very rare. I subscribed because there must be more! Thanks for the laughs. This was great.
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Was this video before or after the arrest? Because pizza boy Tate is especially hilarious now that we know how he got busted.
This guy is so macho he can’t stand up for an entire video to give his speech!
Wait…
:P
I honestly think this guy is either proof that natural selection has failed us, or he started this as a joke and now it is the only income he can manage and can't give it up now...
Of course he started it as a joke. As a joke, he started this with all the sincerity that he, a joke of a human, could muster. Being a joke, he took himself, a joke, seriously, and didn't get the memo that real human beings who are not jokes don't actually _be a lame video streamer influencer in their real life._
Nature loves a mimic.
Somehow he's successful in our current society. Oof
I dont think natural selection is failing us with him. Last i checked he has no children so whatever mutations caused him to be such a dipshit will die woth him for good.
He and his brother inherited a hotel from their father. A very successful hotel in Thailand. I do hope that said hotel only caters to decent people.
Nothing sais "I'm the leader of the pack" more than depending on others for very basic life skills 🤣
"Sais"? 😮
@@necrobabe6190
Years.
For over 10 years, I have used that spelling of the word, because I disagree with the general consensus on the spelling of the word "says".
You are legit the first person who has ever commented on it ^.^
The reason is, we use "said", so I think we should also use "sais". I know it's technically incorrect, but I'm gonna die on this hill goddamnit! 😁
@Nerobyrne seems more like the plural for Sai. You know, the weapons.
@@necrobabe6190 I couldn't find it immediately, but I believe the plural of "sai" is just "sai".
I don't speak Japanese though so I am unsure.
@@Nerobyrne it is
Every time some “alpha male” says that they shouldn’t have to cook, I think to myself:
“I’d like to see you walk up to Gordon Ramsey, or any of the other top male chefs on planet Earth, and tell them that cooking is a woman’s job.”
“I save people from hostage situations.” - A man who puts people in hostage situations
A man calling himself “alpha” is like a woman calling herself “classy”. Just sad.
If you’ve gotta say it about yourself, it’s not true.
It's the same energy as giving yourself a nickname. 😂
Sometimes I’ll call myself a “classy lady”, but only when it’s funny to do so, like if I’ve just accidentally belched. I have sensory issues and less control and foreknowledge of them coming than most people 😂
Tate never called himself an alpha male tho, where are you people getting that from?
Well, as a Man, who can cook his ass off....I AM a classy bitch.
@@cocoramos5309 hooray, welcome to the club!
Today, for Easter dinner I cooked a rabbit and chicken pate, and fried a duck with cranberry stuffing. I love cooking, and it brings me joy when finished product comes out of the oven looking, smelling and most of all - tasting perfectly. This poor dingus will never feel that joy and satisfaction. He will never create something good. He can only spew his hate.
Cooking is great, whether it’s Christmas dinner or a peanut butter sandwich. It’s empowering and fun
I'm a man that can cook. I fell in love with a woman that couldn't. So I taught her. I guess I'm bad at being a man?
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He is not making that argument though, it would be too complex. All he says is time is money. Do not cook yourself, because you can buy food and get work done instead.
Ah, a terrible man… the best kind of man
That's okay. They're still trying to figure out how the short guy making $50k/year can get a woman to marry him. Can't have anything to do with personality, attitude, and sense of humor. Women don't care about those things.
I just love that the dude's advice is to not "waste" time cooking your own tacos when real "alphas" think outside the bun and just go to taco bell cause that saves time and time is money ignoring the well...reality of it all. Actually, now that I've typed this out, ignoring reality is really Tate's advice in general.
"Grab your onion and lettuce."
You didnt have to tell me he has no idea how to cook 😂😂
“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
― William Goldman,
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The dread pirate Roberts has great quotes
His " accent" is soooo classy. I could listen to him for seconds.
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"What? you're broke so you're going to cook meals??" bruh, if you're a good (or even just decent) cook its significantly cheaper to make your own meals at home. What, you're going to spend 15$ plus a day on fast food? That's money you could be investing!
And what's he even describing as cooking? If I boil pasta (99cents a box) is that cooking? How about toast? These are all meals that cost less then a single dollar. Hell, Ramen costs about 20 cents a packet and that could be considered "cooking" if you get the stove top version. And depending on what you're making, you can be doing other things in the mean time. If a casserole takes 40 minutes in the oven, you don't stand there like a robot until its done, you walk away and do other work. Multitasking is an important skill, you could say it is the corner stone of success even. And the better and better you get at cooking, the less time it takes. The first time I made banana choco chip muffins it took me about 30 minutes before they were even ready to go in the oven. After doing it a few times and nearly memorizing the recipe, it took at most 10 and I had to wait for the oven to finish pre-heating. Its prudent to make your own meals, not that I can expect him to understand that.
And time is only money if someone's paying you, if you're at home on the weekend, what's it matter if some of that time is spent making meals? Further, what if cooking is how you make money? What if you're selling sandwiches to your neighbors to make a bit of extra cash on the weekends when you're not working? (ngl, if I didn't need a permit and my building allowed it, I'd be doing that) I imagine that while you're making food to sell, you might as well make an extra to eat yourself.
He says that in that time you could do _all_ these things, but what if in that time you're getting better and better at cooking? That's a skill that people are willing to pay for, its a skill that's in much higher demand then kick boxing. If you get good at cooking, you can go get a job cooking! Why is kick boxing a more important skill in his mind? Oh right, its because women cook :/
Does Tate just think his food comes out of nowhere? No. He pays people to prepare it for him, because I highly doubt he's eating nothing but canned beans every day. Those people, who are making his meals, have to be able to cook. I imagine he'd be pretty rightfully pissed if he paid for a meal and a plate of canned chicken was placed before him because the person he paid didn't know how to cook.
Hustle culture is cancer and so is Tate.
Technically even if he did only eat canned beans he's still relying on others to prepare food for him. Beans don't just grow in cans automatically.
@@Laz3rCat95 yeah, I was going to say 'rotisserie chicken' because that's the example he used, but that directly requires someone to know how to cook. Can of beans seemed the lowest effort food you could get, though maybe something like an apple would be instead?
Either way, Tate is so ridiculously sheltered he probably doesn't even think that people cook his meals. Probably thinks they just fall out of the sky fully cooked or something.
The most important lesson I learned from Andrew Tate is that you can speedrun your way to success if your daddy is already a millionaire.
Ummm his daddy died homeless & broke. His mother had left him years before that happened.
Well he can rest easy now knowing there'll be a whole team of people making him breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
There is no such thing as an "alpha male" in wolves and the guy who coined the term corrected it himself by saying that they're just the parents.
Yeah I heard something like that
Yeah, but no one unironically uses the term unless they have no maidens.
True. The initial study, where he coined the term, was done with captive wolves from different packs, and entirely different regions. It was not an accurate representation of how wolf packs behave in the wild, which is much more familial.
It would be equivalent to stating how human families work based on the behavior of a prison gang.
But, hey, I'm a guy who reads and cooks, so what do I know.
@You're Gonna Hate This I can't say that you're misrepresenting facts, because you're outright making things up.
Delta members? Sure, omega animal, sure.
@You're Gonna Hate This so....you have working links to scientific papers (to substantiate your rather pedantic reply, been in the wild studying wolf packs dircectly or you had previously taken a wolf pack into your domicile for an extended (years) period of time?
Saying that 'anyone that owns a wolf knows' betrays your lack of first hand experience. a
A singular wolf living in a human pack doesnt represent how a wolf pack will/wont operate. That train of logic was wobblin down the tracks, bud.
With him being so “busy” out making money, driving fast cars, and being with sexy women does he go out and buy stacks of diapers to wear along with his chicken? Cause if he doesn’t have the time to cook or read a book then he doesn’t have time to even use the bathroom without falling asleep
Maximum Alpha is being completely helpless? Damn, if only I knew that I'd have stayed at home, never moved out and never gone to uni or got a job. Then the girls would love me....
He puts the dependant in independant
Currently being detained on suspicion of human trafficking in Romania.
Just gonna point out that Gordon Ramsay is worth way more then him, and more successful and well known then tate will ever be, and he prepares probably 99% of his own meals.
Being a Real Man(TM) actually means being a little boy who needs others to do everything for him. Good to know. At least he's consistent, he dresses like a man who doesn't wash or iron his clothes.
His mummy will do that for him.
If he has so much money why hasn’t he bought a good microphone so we can hear him not that that’s going to bring us much value
good audio is for virgins, chads record using Styrofoam cups and string
@@SirSicCrusader ain't that a bit high tech and therefore pussified nerd shit that'd waste the precious precious time? a real man would use fire and smoke, burning his enemies house while using that action to use smoke signal tinder to get the next lay ... to bad it's only self proclaimed alphas on there yet who try to overplay and suppress their homosexual tendencies by asserting their manliness and success with bedding women, but one day a woman might be on the smoke tinder so that they don't get as tempted ...
You sure he has? Ever heard of the pretend rich scammer?
@@jeans4484 He probably does have money. Made $6m in his kick-boxing career. Possibly got kicked in the head a few too many times though given his moronic videos.
I've been subscribed to this channel for at least five years, and this is one of the most ridiculous things you've ever made a video about. I'm genuinely impressed
I'm not awake yet, why is that guy screaming from a distance in a giant echo-ey room?
Absolute galaxy brain move, mocking people who "waste time" cooking by pretending to do whatever he thinks cooking is.
I especially liked the bit where he's sitting at the table saying "cut the onion, then cut the..." and his brain froze because he couldn't remember "lettuce". Honestly, I thought the video stream had frozen, but it was him!
@@markfergerson2145 it's kinda even dumber if you keep thinking about it. How many recipes use onion AND lettuce? Only a handful come to mind, all of which are sandwiches and salads, which take the least time to make of most dishes.
@@denverarnold6210 I know, but Andy boy *was* admitting it's not his area of expertise.
Tell me you're completely incompetent, without saying it outright
Hi im sir sic
@@SirSicCrusader not you, dipstick! Drink your whisky and comment on the funny two leg creatures
@@SirSicCrusader he is dumber then a flat earther. Compared to him you are an f-ing genius.
@@SirSicCrusader Hi, I believe everything Sir Sic says...
Andrew Tate might be really the first person to die from starvation if the world ever became full Mad Max. The guy claims he had the sex about 7 times per day and is having a fit that someone is "wasting time" but really investing time to learn how to make food for themselves like an adult 🙃
just there with his onion and lettuve screaming at it to do a food
@@SirSicCrusader lmao im dying
Now I do want the full Mad Max.
He have sex SEVEN times a day ? With who ? His right hand or his left hand ? Unless it's with a fleshlight...
I believe him on the sex thing 7 times per day. Just look at those well defined arms.
I can barely boil water without wrecking half the kitchen. The difference is that I don't chalk that up as a win.
'Saving people from hostage situations' well, that didn't age well, did it? Wasn't he arrested for human trafficking?
Admittedly, preparing food can be time-consuming and/or mentally taxing, depending on how much experience you have, what you're making, and how much bandwidth you have for the task.
Not being able to summon up the energy to cook doesn't make you special though lmao and it definitely doesn't make you better than anyone else.
I just think he doesnt know how and thinks that makes him better than everyone else
@@SirSicCrusader probably, yeah
Sir Sic, It's amazing how this guy can fit in the same room as his ego.
I'm surprised he hasn't gotten severe concussions from hitting his head on the top of the door frame
I was actually expecting him to start with the whole “if you’re not a broke loser, you’d have a female cook for you”. So I’m surprised it took til bout the last bit of the video. Dude’s a laughable waste of space. 🤦♀️
He’s what happens when you have a small pecker and are really insecure about it lol 😂.
This is what is called a grandiose malignant narcissist.
i feel so heartbroken for all the young guys falling for this. poor world
Insecurity and toxic masculinity are a hell of a drug
Sadly you try to give them real advice from people married for decades and "that ain't cool bro, you're just a simp!"
Not to mention the girls' and women's lives they'll try and destroy because of their groomed misogyny.
Somewhat tempted to check whether the house he claims is his, is on Airbnb (something Tate likely hopes his followers would never think to do).
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Yeah, if that's his place, it's only 'till the landlord sees him on UA-cam. And did you check out the girly legs on that furniture of his?
I'm a better cook than my wife. It's also a great hobby--you can eat your experiments.
I can eat my experiments? right I'm off to the cloning lab
@@SirSicCrusader Can? Sure. Should? Depends.