A Zebra Shark Wont' Let This Diver Work

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  • @jonathana1572
    @jonathana1572 3 роки тому +17252

    Shark "I'm an apex predator"
    Human "Belly rub?"
    Shark "... yes plz"

    • @freshd6278
      @freshd6278 3 роки тому +139

      No normal shark would behave this way.
      All the fish in there are lethargic, this aquarium is a nightmare for an animal that is made for having hundreds of squarekilometres for it to move in.
      Everyone thinks this is ok, because they are fish, but none of the people here would find it ok to hold a dog in a windowless, tiny room for the entirety of it's life

    • @nightevermoon9529
      @nightevermoon9529 3 роки тому +63

      No one cares

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 3 роки тому +136

      Orca's laughing in the distance

    • @sionijiminian9874
      @sionijiminian9874 3 роки тому +45

      What the hell @fresh D

    • @lanceelopezz223
      @lanceelopezz223 3 роки тому +2

      Yuckk

  • @mrwatchdog1537
    @mrwatchdog1537 4 роки тому +27015

    Zebra shark: What is this?
    Human: Affection
    Zebra shark: Disgusting... Do it again

  • @saltyseaoftears
    @saltyseaoftears 20 днів тому +6621

    "Here comes the belly rub monster!" said the diver.
    "Oh nooo!" the shark giggled.

    • @playinglifeoneasy9226
      @playinglifeoneasy9226 18 днів тому +125

      I saw that she was giggling

    • @kevint2524
      @kevint2524 17 днів тому +95

      love it! sharks loves the attention. a little to the left, yaahh thats the spot.

    • @tonyv7554
      @tonyv7554 17 днів тому +31

      For some reason, the voice that came to mind was Tobi from Family Guy

    • @ashleycharlot1
      @ashleycharlot1 17 днів тому +7

      Exactly...!!☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @BengisuAyse
      @BengisuAyse 17 днів тому +13

      😂😂😂

  • @xaracen7207
    @xaracen7207 14 днів тому +878

    its one thing to be amazed at humans petting literally anything
    i think its even more wonderful just HOW MANY things not only let humans pet them, but love and actually seek out that attention

  • @jayworldjs
    @jayworldjs 4 роки тому +7046

    It doesn't matter how big and bad you are, everyone still needs cuddles.

    • @luigi1606
      @luigi1606 3 роки тому +85

      me too but i don't get em

    • @kaleycooper9111
      @kaleycooper9111 3 роки тому +64

      @@luigi1606 Moment of silence...

    • @shinylux1367
      @shinylux1367 3 роки тому +64

      Sharks have never been bad, they are vital for the oceans

    • @sharkedog6007
      @sharkedog6007 3 роки тому +17

      @@luigi1606 heyyy loner gangg

    • @neonmangoz
      @neonmangoz 3 роки тому +57

      These sharks aren't even vicious whatsoever though. They're bottomfeeders. Very docile, beautiful sharks.

  • @putocelular9375
    @putocelular9375 4 роки тому +30348

    And yet petting a cat's belly is more dangerous than petting a shark's belly

    • @virginialeonard8763
      @virginialeonard8763 4 роки тому +240

      Checkerz luvs belly rubs.

    • @Gab_1123
      @Gab_1123 4 роки тому +381

      I love to pet my snakes bodys

    • @rabidspiders01
      @rabidspiders01 4 роки тому +1533

      A couple yrs ago they discovered sharks are a lot like dogs in behavior. The difference and problem is the teeth. A both use their mouths to grab and manipulate things. If a dog grabs your arm to play it doesn't hurt but if a shark does the same thing somethings coming off lol.

    • @ALLY-ir1iq
      @ALLY-ir1iq 4 роки тому +583

      Curtis Shores I was at an aquarium a couple weeks ago and they had baby cat sharks, they behaved like puppies, so cute!!!

    • @rabidspiders01
      @rabidspiders01 4 роки тому +563

      @@ALLY-ir1iq sharks and rays have always been that way. The reason we have never noticed is because of the negative stigma.

  • @grumpyunclenick205
    @grumpyunclenick205 4 роки тому +8321

    *sees scuba mans hand rubbing glass*
    Shark: “is for me?”

  • @freezersk
    @freezersk 15 днів тому +120

    9 years later and UA-cam algorithm kicked in… Better late then never.

    • @DemonHuntress4HIM
      @DemonHuntress4HIM 2 дні тому +5

      I'm just seeing this for the time too! smh Better late than never. 😂

    • @ItrolltRumpers
      @ItrolltRumpers 22 години тому +3

      Same 😂😂

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 3 роки тому +10448

    for those of you who were concerned (like i was) that the shark can't breathe because it's being held still, zebra sharks can actually pump water through their gills similar to how nurse sharks can, so it's at no risk of suffocating here

    • @Stella.22g
      @Stella.22g 3 роки тому +524

      Thank you for explaining 😊

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 3 роки тому +211

      Oh thank you so much!

    • @anht.720
      @anht.720 3 роки тому +520

      I didnt even know that some sharks will suffocate if held still lol

    • @GrabinGears
      @GrabinGears 3 роки тому +33

      @@anht.720 they don't

    • @Peachyshork
      @Peachyshork 3 роки тому +926

      @@anht.720 They can suffocate if they don't have water actively flowing over their gills as that's how they absorb oxygen from the water. Very few sharks can perform buccal pumping, but like the original commenter said, nurse sharks and zebra sharks can, as well as white tip reef sharks and angel sharks.

  • @copernicusepoch
    @copernicusepoch 3 роки тому +37466

    I'm utterly convinced humans will pet anything that moves.

    • @cameron2511
      @cameron2511 3 роки тому +2117

      yes, everything thats dangerous to be exsact, but most things that are dangerous are actually cute ngl.

    • @copernicusepoch
      @copernicusepoch 3 роки тому +1203

      @@cameron2511 A lot of them, yeah! I find snakes to be super adorable, tbh.

    • @punking892
      @punking892 3 роки тому +811

      @@copernicusepoch as a snek owner I can confirm

    • @MrChaoticreign
      @MrChaoticreign 3 роки тому +488

      Evidence, Carol Baskin, Floridians, Australians, All of MOTHER RUSSIA

    • @AlanaeImontae
      @AlanaeImontae 3 роки тому +42

      yes.

  • @monkeydude952
    @monkeydude952 3 роки тому +20719

    "Sharks are perfect killing machines, apex predators, and are absolutely monstrous."
    Shark: Gib cuddle

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 роки тому +304

      I dont even think this is one of those sharks that plays cello music. Just a big fish really.

    • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
      @robxholicfoxyfan8552 3 роки тому +479

      People forget that sharks are like the smartest fish in the world, and it was said by the guy who wrote the original book of Jaws that he would have never made the book today because back then nobody actually paid attention to how actually beautiful and surprisingly affectionate they are.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 3 роки тому +78

      @@robxholicfoxyfan8552 I refuse to believe that Bruce was the villain in Jaws.

    • @robxholicfoxyfan8552
      @robxholicfoxyfan8552 3 роки тому +225

      @@mook_butt8037 The way it is framed in the movie and book is from the mind of a person who lived in a world where they literally knew nothing about actual sharks, and thus he thought that the animal that kills barely five people a year (which is less than coconuts, car crashes, or basically anything else that actually kills us really.) And most of those deaths result from panicking and thus activating their hunting response, or from the fact that surfboards look a lot like seals from below. The shark is shark in appearance, but compared to almost any real shark he is way worse, though justified. I say almost because every species has some extra mean members, but those are the exception in most cases, not the rule. Pet a shark on its belly or snout when it's eyes are normal and they are almost like a house pet. And also, Manta Rays are sharks too, and are notorious for being kind. Sting rays have the same capacity for love, but are inherently more lethal if you mess up.

    • @seasalt1498
      @seasalt1498 3 роки тому +150

      Great white sharks actually get eaten by orcas pretty regularly. The orcas gang up on a shark and perform a manoeuvre that pushes its liver out of a bite wound. Considering they're also known to play with their food, I'd say they're a fair bit more monstrous than sharks. Still nothing on humans, though.

  • @RonanJaPianist
    @RonanJaPianist 17 днів тому +536

    0:37 just like a dog 🐶

    • @HappyGothGal
      @HappyGothGal День тому +7

      Bellywubs bellywubs bellywubs bellywuuuubs 🥰

  • @abigailalonso5320
    @abigailalonso5320 3 роки тому +11372

    You can tell he's been doing this for a while now, the sharky didn't even hesitate on getting closer to him.

    • @dudethatlovessongs
      @dudethatlovessongs 3 роки тому +57

      U have beautiful eyes👍

    • @abigailalonso5320
      @abigailalonso5320 3 роки тому +26

      @@dudethatlovessongs thank you! 😊

    • @cameron2511
      @cameron2511 3 роки тому +67

      SIMP, SIMP, SIMP
      (PewDiePie)

    • @dudethatlovessongs
      @dudethatlovessongs 3 роки тому +17

      @@cameron2511 Good to know social medias got my back🤣👌

    • @blackjk1234
      @blackjk1234 3 роки тому +159

      Yeah, the shark immediately started loosing its body once he in the diver arm. His fin wasn’t moving at all

  • @Oracle_Ocelot
    @Oracle_Ocelot 3 роки тому +16679

    Whenever I see a person giving a not-obviously-pettable animal cute lil scritches and belly rubs, I think “Ah yes, this is what humans are meant to do”

    • @reapersatrashcan3792
      @reapersatrashcan3792 3 роки тому +629

      It is in my humble opinion that if you can give another animal belly rubs or scratches and they enjoy it then said animal is indeed pettable

    • @Wooktent
      @Wooktent 3 роки тому +516

      Humans were born to pet all things that move.
      And all things that move were born to be pet.

    • @reapersatrashcan3792
      @reapersatrashcan3792 3 роки тому +112

      @@Wooktent couldn't have said it better my friend

    • @ghost-hn2lh
      @ghost-hn2lh 3 роки тому +319

      every animal is pettable. some are just only pettable once

    • @Wooktent
      @Wooktent 3 роки тому +80

      @@Geoglyph89 Is that a challenge?

  • @randihigginbotham5070
    @randihigginbotham5070 7 років тому +29092

    Did I just watch a shark become a water dog?

    • @legobdr
      @legobdr 7 років тому +879

      what if all sharks were like this

    • @fishsticks6491
      @fishsticks6491 7 років тому +324

      legobdr not much would change

    • @tigergirl2897
      @tigergirl2897 7 років тому +162

      Randi Higginbotham sure did!! adorable!!

    • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
      @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 7 років тому +139

      Randi Higginbotham You mean a dogfish?

    • @snoopy15000
      @snoopy15000 7 років тому +342

      He loves it because when the diver flips him upside down the shark goes into a catatonic state. Its really pleasing to them for whatever reason

  • @Cassiopeia.constellation
    @Cassiopeia.constellation 15 днів тому +126

    I watched it again and realised he's been lurking under his favourite human, waiting for perfect time to go to him
    to get some pet.

  • @kirioes
    @kirioes 4 роки тому +9428

    “Hey babe how was work?”
    *It was good, I gave a shark tummy rubs*

    • @JamesPhoeng0315
      @JamesPhoeng0315 4 роки тому +32

      How the break up

    • @cpt.blackwolf2971
      @cpt.blackwolf2971 4 роки тому +32

      @@JamesPhoeng0315 no 💀

    • @Azadeus
      @Azadeus 4 роки тому +173

      Sharks point of view
      “Hi babe how was your swim”
      “Horrible dear, this human grabbed me and molested me”

    • @villain6208
      @villain6208 4 роки тому +9

      I was your 1k like

    • @OmarTheDeadAziz
      @OmarTheDeadAziz 4 роки тому +9

      We already know what she said next

  • @yve4889
    @yve4889 3 роки тому +26104

    Someone give this man a bigger sponge, he's literally cleaning a giant tank with that tiny thing.

    • @dudethatlovessongs
      @dudethatlovessongs 3 роки тому +1235

      🤣 For real though.

    • @osuryan3585
      @osuryan3585 3 роки тому +4451

      Plot twist : it's an excuse for his long stay inside the tank to pet the fish.

    • @Dtitilator
      @Dtitilator 3 роки тому +3152

      He's paid by the hour.

    • @3tch4lk4n
      @3tch4lk4n 3 роки тому +1238

      better for him, he gets to chill with the fish longer

    • @jesuschrist3000ADHD
      @jesuschrist3000ADHD 3 роки тому +789

      He can use the shark or the other fish as a sponge you know.

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo007 4 роки тому +4353

    "This shark has thousands of spots all over its body. Let's call it a zebra shark."

    • @S.Ghosh_221
      @S.Ghosh_221 3 роки тому +509

      Because thats how zebras look.
      Zebras are spotted.
      - some Marine Biologist

    • @Ariizalea
      @Ariizalea 3 роки тому +321

      @@S.Ghosh_221 baby zebra sharks have stripes and they become spots as they age

    • @HowlingWolf518
      @HowlingWolf518 3 роки тому +243

      I believe "leopard shark" was taken.

    • @whitedragoness23
      @whitedragoness23 3 роки тому +84

      @@HowlingWolf518 jaguar shark?

    • @karlyrodenburg2776
      @karlyrodenburg2776 3 роки тому +96

      Someone had already claimed ‘leopard shark’ so they had to compromise

  • @beverly7886
    @beverly7886 14 днів тому +117

    I love the way he cares for the animals in his environment. It’s such a great feeling to see them interacting together with such a joy. It’s a magical and mutual relationship of respect.

  • @morskojvolk
    @morskojvolk 20 днів тому +2190

    My grandmother had a huge pet catfish in a small ornamental pond. If you put your hand in the water, he would rush over and hover under your hand wanting pets. He lived almost 20 years in that pond.

    • @dawsie
      @dawsie 20 днів тому +198

      Yep my goldfish was the same, every time I went to clean the glass he would wriggle in between my hand and the glass. I bought one of those magnet cleaning sponges and the first time I used it I swore my goldfish was giving me the stink eye over it🤣😂🤣I had to go back to cleaning the glass the old way just so he could wriggling between me fingers and the glass. He ended up getting cancer when he was around 7-8 years old had the longest tail I have ever seen on a goldfish since. I only bought the huge tank because of his lovely long flowing tail he was 5” long but his tail was twice the size of him.
      Never found another goldfish like him in over 20 years now. I also had two bristle nose catfish just as quirky as Goldie was. My tank has been retired now for years. After losing them was never able to find any other fish as quirky as them 🤣😂

    • @morskojvolk
      @morskojvolk 20 днів тому +112

      @@dawsie It's funny how some animals have personalities that raise them above being just animals. Come to think about it, I've known some humans with less personality than many animals I've known. Dig that tank out, find you a fish! 👍

    • @sylviawilkinson6874
      @sylviawilkinson6874 19 днів тому +28

      My two weather loaches are super friendly.and I can feed and play with them.

    • @NornSanctuaryW31TK421
      @NornSanctuaryW31TK421 19 днів тому +21

      I’ve petted rays on a couple of occasions. Once in San Andres Columbia on a small sandy island where they come in the afternoons. The locals/guides handle them and people come up and pet them. Another is a stingray pool in the Tampa aquarium where you can feed and pet them. Really cool!

    • @beth1627
      @beth1627 19 днів тому +31

      I had one of those fighting fish and he was the funniest guy. I put a mirror in with him and he would try and fight the mirror. He would beg for food anytime I walked up to his tank. He was like my little pet dog. He was very alert and smart.

  • @whoseverpanic3160
    @whoseverpanic3160 4 роки тому +20887

    What the guy is saying: "Who's a good shark, yes you are"

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 4 роки тому +2825

    Zebra shark: "You no clean. You give me cuddles."

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 роки тому +25

      Cute aint it

    • @ridaa2613
      @ridaa2613 4 роки тому +13

      I would kiss it and cuddle :)

    • @233j
      @233j 20 днів тому +2

      ​@@ridaa2613 Come back to laugh at this

    • @sailorstu
      @sailorstu 20 днів тому +4

      ​@@ridaa2613
      Hard to kiss through the regulator 😂
      I was thinking,
      Hold Me, Cuddle Me 😊

    • @RainyFoxUwU
      @RainyFoxUwU 17 днів тому +2

      "you no clean, I no clean, okay?"

  • @jadarose3370
    @jadarose3370 5 днів тому +31

    I never realized a shark could be so happy & affectionate. 😊😊😊

  • @SuperAnythingeveryth
    @SuperAnythingeveryth 4 роки тому +6022

    I’m terrified of everything underwater. But- this fella is okay.

  • @donvergas4855
    @donvergas4855 3 роки тому +7371

    Imagine if you're at an aquarium... and you see the diver dude cleaning the tank, only to then watch him get a hold of a grown shark, and pretend it was a guitar.

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 3 роки тому +287

      That's pretty metal

    • @mrnom5763
      @mrnom5763 3 роки тому +93

      That shark species are cleaner sharks they don't attack people

    • @shadowlurker9548
      @shadowlurker9548 3 роки тому +178

      @@mrnom5763 most sharks don't attack people, if it does happen it's because of mistaken identity, you should check out the dodo episode of the guy that's friends with a giant tiger shark, Tiger sharks are "known to be one of the most aggressive sharks" but this girl comes up to this diver for head rubs.

    • @anshumandewangan5517
      @anshumandewangan5517 3 роки тому +4

      @@yukowolfang8645 i hate you. Take my like

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 3 роки тому +29

      @@shadowlurker9548 Not gonna lie, I usually find the sugary sweet animal channels a waste of time, but TheDodo has consistently good stuff

  • @Verzalux
    @Verzalux 4 роки тому +10067

    "Bob, why did you spend 3 hours cleaning the aquarium ?"
    "Sorry boss, there was this zebra shark who want a belly rub"
    "Understandable, have a great day"

    • @jayslacker5680
      @jayslacker5680 4 роки тому +332

      "Sorry boss, there this zebra shark who want a belly rub."
      Boss - "Where's my belly rub?"

    • @uselesssonaofabitch
      @uselesssonaofabitch 4 роки тому +81

      @@jayslacker5680 broooo

    • @jayfuryin8270
      @jayfuryin8270 4 роки тому +33

      Jay Slacker underrated comment

    • @caseyf2323
      @caseyf2323 4 роки тому +21

      There was this zebra shark who wanted a belly rub*

    • @fewezt6012
      @fewezt6012 4 роки тому +4

      Wanted*

  • @tsering9262
    @tsering9262 17 днів тому +37

    I never thought I would find a shark cute until I watched this video. The shark really seems to enjoy scritches and belly rubs.

    • @Tylendal242
      @Tylendal242 День тому

      Clearly you've never seen a Pyjama Catshark.

  • @argentinanaoma1247
    @argentinanaoma1247 4 роки тому +2818

    The zebra shark's face was like: °-°

    • @xboxxbox4890
      @xboxxbox4890 4 роки тому +29

      •_•

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 4 роки тому +23

      Ditto'd shark, duh.

    • @sealy1
      @sealy1 4 роки тому +2

      Talk about how cute this is not make the worst memes ever go away

    • @toast3374
      @toast3374 4 роки тому +15

      @@sealy1 how about you just let people enjoy things

    • @sealy1
      @sealy1 4 роки тому

      @@toast3374 how about we dont argue

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 3 роки тому +11604

    Alien Xenobiologist: "The human is a pack animal. The strangest part is, that they will even bond with creatures outside their own species."

    • @tigerpaws2000
      @tigerpaws2000 3 роки тому +319

      You’re not wrong

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 3 роки тому +772

      We bond to far more than just other species. You ever seen a kid get possessive over a cup or a spoon? (Or an adult, for that matter?) Or here's the real doozy... Ask anyone how many planets there are in the solar system. Some say 8. Most people I know say 9. We pack-bonded to a planet that none of our species have even been to. 🤣

    • @TheFilmbroad
      @TheFilmbroad 3 роки тому +215

      There's an old guy who claimed that he once worked with the "Tall Whites" (a type of alien 👽 if you believe they exist). He swears that they were amazed how well humans got along with other animals.

    • @WittySomething
      @WittySomething 3 роки тому +113

      @@warriormaiden9829 People don't say there are nine planets because of being 'pack-bonded' to Pluto, a lot of people will say there's nine because they don't know Pluto isn't classified as a planet any longer.

    • @WittySomething
      @WittySomething 3 роки тому +44

      A lot of animals can bond with others outside their species, though.

  • @pizzaking2594
    @pizzaking2594 3 роки тому +5045

    I can just picture the diver thinking to himself like
    “Whose a happy shark, your happy shark, yess you are, yess you are”

    • @ishihewa4488
      @ishihewa4488 3 роки тому +181

      Why did I read that in a weird voice I’m my head 😂

    • @leeshackelford7517
      @leeshackelford7517 3 роки тому +65

      @@ishihewa4488 I did too

    • @Firestorm214
      @Firestorm214 3 роки тому +37

      @@ishihewa4488 same.

    • @justme8841
      @justme8841 3 роки тому +57

      @@ishihewa4488 in the most highest pitched tone ever 😂😂😂

    • @Ririn_Sama0517
      @Ririn_Sama0517 3 роки тому +19

      @@ishihewa4488 I read it out weirdly and I clicked in to see the comments inside and I saw your comment 😭

  • @KayTea-ly2cl
    @KayTea-ly2cl День тому +3

    It enjoys belly rubs and a good scratch on the backside 😂 just adorable

  • @JetixML
    @JetixML 3 роки тому +2221

    Imagine being able to say “I was held up at work cuz there was this shark that just really wanted belly rubs”

    • @Deadsticle
      @Deadsticle 3 роки тому +29

      There are good jobs out there it turns out.

    • @lucasmancini2
      @lucasmancini2 3 роки тому +13

      No one would belive this story 🤣

    • @elale8016
      @elale8016 9 днів тому +6

      More like: I couldn't focus on my work, since I couldn't resist the urge to rub the belly of a shark.

  • @キョリュークルカーン
    @キョリュークルカーン 4 роки тому +3057

    "Jeff, we've been through this, no workplace romance."

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon 3 роки тому +7633

    Shark: This one will give me belly rubs.
    Diver: _Underwater puppy!_

    • @ferpz968
      @ferpz968 3 роки тому +24

      yes

    • @Lancersilva
      @Lancersilva 3 роки тому +102

      Pretty much every species of shark not only getting belly rubs, but also getting their snout rubbed and being turned upside down. It’s called Tonic Immobility and they love it on a chemical level.

    • @u4riahsc
      @u4riahsc 3 роки тому +40

      The shark looks like it’s smiling.

    • @Animefan_7153-0
      @Animefan_7153-0 3 роки тому +23

      @@u4riahsc and it looks adorable

    • @vivinndaru6618
      @vivinndaru6618 3 роки тому +3

      when its actually called zebra 😆😆

  • @stephanieprobst923
    @stephanieprobst923 12 днів тому +5

    What!?! A zebra shark smiling, while getting belly rubs! I never knew such cuteness!❤😂❤

  • @TheSH1N1GAM1
    @TheSH1N1GAM1 20 днів тому +2805

    In my limited snorkeling experience, sharks are mostly just the dogs of the ocean. Really sweet interaction.

    • @cenullum
      @cenullum 20 днів тому +135

      In turkish shark means "dog fish"

    • @Morpheus-pt3wq
      @Morpheus-pt3wq 20 днів тому +175

      Most sharks - dogs. White sharks - wolves. Dolphins - foxes. Orcas - bears.

    • @xenomang3149
      @xenomang3149 20 днів тому

      ​@@Morpheus-pt3wqnah. Orcas are evil as shit

    • @Firemarioflower
      @Firemarioflower 20 днів тому +33

      ​@@Morpheus-pt3wq Orcas don't kill people. In the wild

    • @rogerelzenga4465
      @rogerelzenga4465 20 днів тому +39

      @@Firemarioflower Yeaaaah sure, except the pod of a 100 Orca's that attack every sailboat in sight ;)

  • @seesidesummerhouse6112
    @seesidesummerhouse6112 19 днів тому +1084

    It was mastery of petting, not tools, that gave early humans the edge.

    • @jeffk1482
      @jeffk1482 17 днів тому +35

      Indeed. We found our niche.

    • @user-iv7xp8cr9q
      @user-iv7xp8cr9q 15 днів тому +21

      Just watched a 2000 lecture by Carl Sagan. . . I don’t think he would have a problem with that statement . . . It fits

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 14 днів тому +16

      And boops. 🎉

    • @thetooginator153
      @thetooginator153 13 днів тому +8

      @seeside - I like your theory! Imagine how much of an edge having wolves as our best friend gave us. Now those wolves are dogs, who protected humans for the last 20,000 years (probably longer).

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 12 днів тому +3

      It very likely started off by feeding wolfs and wild cats that were loners. Usually they wouldn't survive on their own without a pack or family. Do that for thousands of years, eventually a few of them are gonna have offspring who associate you with food and family and comfort 😊

  • @misfortune1536
    @misfortune1536 4 роки тому +1693

    Zebra:*has stripes"
    Shark:*has spots*
    Scientists: you know what they look the same

    • @EVOKE7347
      @EVOKE7347 4 роки тому +156

      Everyone: Hey, spots and stripes aren't the sa-
      Scientists: D I D I S T U T T E R ? ?

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 4 роки тому +55

      "They're the same picture..." -science guys
      Science women, (facepalm 🤦‍♀️)

    • @trippinonfebreeze7198
      @trippinonfebreeze7198 4 роки тому +62

      Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two images
      *images of spots and stripes
      Scientists: they’re the same image

    • @sizzledog5595
      @sizzledog5595 4 роки тому

      @@EVOKE7347 bruh.. dont copy the top rated comment please..

    • @scanamana
      @scanamana 4 роки тому +27

      As juveniles they are striped. Goggle it, they look quite cool

  • @dawnangel2917
    @dawnangel2917 15 днів тому +7

    Awww the waterpooch just wants tummy rubs!!!

  • @katejenkins9925
    @katejenkins9925 3 роки тому +8599

    Imagine how good it would feel to be scratched when you have no hands to scratch yourself.

    • @maylabrown4584
      @maylabrown4584 3 роки тому +352

      Wow i never looked at it that way

    • @Knapweed
      @Knapweed 3 роки тому +570

      It's why Tyrannosaurus Rex went extinct. The inability to scratch his bum and sexual frustration.

    • @Ideo7Z
      @Ideo7Z 3 роки тому +62

      There's always coral.

    • @tonyppe
      @tonyppe 3 роки тому +36

      by warm giant hands, too

    • @niconiconick
      @niconiconick 3 роки тому +47

      @@matthewkuhl79I'm unsurprisingly surprised that you had to say all that to a simple unsurprisingly surprise comment. What a surprise.

  • @birdgirl8390
    @birdgirl8390 3 роки тому +5486

    I've seen lots of things but never a shark laying in someone's arms like a baby getting belly rubs

    • @TheLadybughug
      @TheLadybughug 3 роки тому +73

      There are vids of another guy putting sharks to "sleep", something to do with their noses. It's really neat.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 роки тому +26

      @@HammerJammer81 damn, a shark with an attitude!

    • @Dinosaurgaming2
      @Dinosaurgaming2 3 роки тому +6

      it happens

    • @I_Luv_DILFS
      @I_Luv_DILFS 3 роки тому +21

      @@TheLadybughug
      Oh that's a state that sharks go called Tonic Immobility
      it can also be triggered by rubbing their snouts.
      It's like they go into this trance where they stay still for about fifteen minutes
      They're not really going to sleep it's more of a trance

    • @I_Luv_DILFS
      @I_Luv_DILFS 3 роки тому +4

      @@HammerJammer81
      Bruh.
      SINCE WHEN DO NURSE SHARKS GROW TO BE 12 FEET LONG

  • @Userinvalid4217
    @Userinvalid4217 3 роки тому +27612

    Boss: Why isn't the tank clean yet?
    Diver: The zebra shark wanted belly rubs
    Boss: Understandable have a nice day

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 3 роки тому +427

      If I was the boss, I'd be telling the diver "probably better to give the shark a belly rub. You never know..."

    • @zenmaster8826
      @zenmaster8826 3 роки тому +383

      Diver: Also stop being a cheapskate, frank and buy me a bigger sponge!!

    • @victoriawild3138
      @victoriawild3138 3 роки тому +80

      @@zenmaster8826 😂 exactly what I was thinking

    • @iizeLxii
      @iizeLxii 3 роки тому +11

      LMFAO

    • @lanceelopezz223
      @lanceelopezz223 3 роки тому +3

      L

  • @angelm6497
    @angelm6497 10 днів тому +3

    The affection that Shark is loving is amazing. It shows a high level of trust and affection from it. As it's belly was rubbed, it arched its back. Amazing bonding. Clearly a happy little shark.

  • @KeilovesMizuho
    @KeilovesMizuho 17 днів тому +2022

    This video was posted 9 years ago, and I am just now seeing it! I cannot express enough how refreshing this is to see on a Saturday morning.

  • @ryanmaxwell5076
    @ryanmaxwell5076 3 роки тому +6433

    I’m convinced at this point that humans where invented so the universe could get belly rubs.

  • @beaversforlife1298
    @beaversforlife1298 4 роки тому +6122

    Achievement unlocked: Water pup
    Help a human and ask him for scratches even if he doesn't want to

  • @queenslyric800
    @queenslyric800 7 днів тому +1

    Cuddles and belly rubs! Who knew😂

  • @squardzilla8043
    @squardzilla8043 4 роки тому +1934

    People:" sharks Are mindless, emotionless killing animals"
    Sharks:

    • @Minerva886
      @Minerva886 4 роки тому +33

      Itgh pet a bull shark now :)

    • @gagethegamer4707
      @gagethegamer4707 4 роки тому +4

      They will think your a seal then chomp

    • @squardzilla8043
      @squardzilla8043 4 роки тому +78

      @@gagethegamer4707 sharks don't actually think people are seals, they are to smart to think that, if they bite someone it's because their curious, If they did think you were a seal people who got shark bites wouldn't be alive to tell the tale

    • @solvix1112
      @solvix1112 4 роки тому +36

      @@squardzilla8043 yeah, i heard they have the most sense/receptors in their snout so they bump their snouts into things or bite into stuff since they have no hands to feel.

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 4 роки тому +31

      @@solvix1112 that's presumably why you see them biting boats and cages and shit as well. They obviously don't think it's a seal.

  • @cjkrupa2487
    @cjkrupa2487 7 років тому +40363

    I'm going to the beach tomorrow to try this on the first shark I see

    • @universojuanluis12
      @universojuanluis12 7 років тому +761

      cjkrupa24 lol,you're funny!

    • @foxglow6798
      @foxglow6798 7 років тому +5633

      that was the last thing anyone ever heard from cjkrupa24.....may he rest in pieces

    • @bumblb1142
      @bumblb1142 7 років тому +1526

      Except nobody will know where to find him until they open a shark's stomach and find his remains, a license plate, and a bottle filled with counterfeit quarters. THEN he'll rest in pieces.

    • @MihirK007
      @MihirK007 7 років тому +1454

      I assume this account is not active anymore.

    • @danimal8205
      @danimal8205 7 років тому +662

      no reply from cjkrupa24

  • @eleftheriavyzyrgianni1505
    @eleftheriavyzyrgianni1505 3 дні тому +2

    Shark: " i am tough , i am fierce, i am the boss of this aquarium...."
    Diver: " am i doing it right? "
    Shark: " more to the right please..." (giggles 🤭)
    ADORABLE 😍

  • @Zeikimatsu
    @Zeikimatsu 3 роки тому +3831

    I can't get over the fact that the shark's face is literally making the :D emote the whole time!

    • @orphancloud1132
      @orphancloud1132 3 роки тому +105

      That shark was so freaking happy. 😊😄

    • @yolk5001
      @yolk5001 3 роки тому +116

      It's more like a : []

    • @cyka4075
      @cyka4075 3 роки тому +12

      😄

    • @jay_iguess7824
      @jay_iguess7824 3 роки тому +25

      @@superspinsimon3127 Look up the definition of simp and tell me if you think you’re using the word right.

    • @superspinsimon3127
      @superspinsimon3127 3 роки тому +1

      @@jay_iguess7824 simple or foolish person. Exactly what you are?

  • @kar-5416
    @kar-5416 4 роки тому +5027

    Zebra Shark: “Hooman, what you do?”
    *Diver begins belly rub.
    Zebra Shark: “Oooohhhooooooooo~~”

    • @neohybride2597
      @neohybride2597 4 роки тому +18

      😂

    • @kar-5416
      @kar-5416 4 роки тому +11

      Neo Hybride 1:26.

    • @fadingaway...
      @fadingaway... 4 роки тому +7

      nut

    • @PepsiJCrazyfcker
      @PepsiJCrazyfcker 4 роки тому +10

      @@fadingaway... *n u t*

    • @saniyarathod966
      @saniyarathod966 4 роки тому +15

      there's a video of a deer..some construction workers found him and started rubbing his belly and if he tries to put him down he freaks out..this was the same

  • @Vanessa-pq8bn
    @Vanessa-pq8bn 4 роки тому +1270

    Shark: *approaches*
    Diver: "so you have chosen love and affection?"

    • @vincentnguyen3068
      @vincentnguyen3068 4 роки тому +5

      *insert edgy parent abuse joke*

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee 4 роки тому +11

      @@vincentnguyen3068 Parent abuse is not "eDgY", its a serious issue and the jokes are almost always a coping mechanism.

    • @sammyb1328
      @sammyb1328 4 роки тому +4

      Allie Williams I think they know it's serious, they were just joking as they wrote. I don't think they meant it to be offensive.

    • @ararinhaazuI
      @ararinhaazuI 4 роки тому

      Borahae Army ofc they didnt

    • @vincentnguyen3068
      @vincentnguyen3068 4 роки тому +9

      @@ararinhaazuI if I'm gonna comment a joke under a comment, that parodies the fact that people ruin nice jokes like the one we're commenting under with these "edgy parent abuse jokes," I'd say that I know the severity of parent abuse. It's just whether people are offended by it or not. Which I will apologize for if needed. In this case I simply made a joke about people making edgy parent abuse jokes I didn't even make an edgy parent abuse joke. I believe no one is offended. But if someone is, idk gimme a heads up or something.

  • @swiftplus7398
    @swiftplus7398 6 років тому +11665

    It’s probably my imagination. But it looks like the Shark is actually smiling! One of the sweetest videos I’ve ever seen!

    • @AhegaooPrincess
      @AhegaooPrincess 6 років тому +129

      Elijah Swift it does! 🙂

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 6 років тому +91

      Elijah Swift I saw it too. A little grin

    • @swiftplus7398
      @swiftplus7398 6 років тому +43

      Donald Trump Wow I genuinely didn’t know that. Thanks for sharing ;)

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 6 років тому +13

      The shark looks like it's regretting its life choices lmao

    • @swiftplus7398
      @swiftplus7398 6 років тому +2

      matt cullen 😊

  • @nicolakunz231
    @nicolakunz231 3 роки тому +3178

    Imagine the 1st day on the job. "Pet the shark" 👀 "Don't question it, just pet the shark."

    • @kismetcaffet9862
      @kismetcaffet9862 3 роки тому +83

      This reminds me of a video game where you had to pet the cat every so often or else it would turn into a panther and eat you.
      Don't question it, just pet the shark when it asks for it. You don't want to know what the shark turns into if it doesn't get the attention it seeks.

    • @PaveMentman
      @PaveMentman 3 роки тому +29

      ---
      @@kismetcaffet9862
      Oh, you're referencing to "LOL House (Little Old Lady's House)" in "Hero's Quest / Quest for Glory 1"?
      ---

    • @kismetcaffet9862
      @kismetcaffet9862 3 роки тому +15

      @@PaveMentman That's the one! Sierra made the best games :)

    • @sheba9679
      @sheba9679 3 роки тому +5

      I would. 😂

    • @chelseamiller2365
      @chelseamiller2365 3 роки тому +12

      Imagine being the new guy that denys the shark his cuddles and having to deal with the other divers afterwards.

  • @josuevalar6465
    @josuevalar6465 3 роки тому +4658

    Therapist: shark doggo isn't real, he can't ask you for love
    Shark doggo:

    • @Miniature_Devil
      @Miniature_Devil 3 роки тому +28

      I call bullshit on the Mr therapist xD lol I had to

    • @danielcooper3332
      @danielcooper3332 3 роки тому +19

      But the therapist is right shark doggo can't hurt you

    • @josuevalar6465
      @josuevalar6465 3 роки тому +5

      @@danielcooper3332 read again ;)

    • @danielcooper3332
      @danielcooper3332 3 роки тому +17

      @@josuevalar6465 I'm sorry I'm so used to reading the original meme format that when I read "Therapist: Shark doggo isn't real" my brain kinda just auto-filled the rest. A good lesson for myself to slow down and read things carefully.

    • @josuevalar6465
      @josuevalar6465 3 роки тому +6

      @@danielcooper3332 Haha it's fine dude it's just a funny comment xD

  • @sage6269
    @sage6269 15 днів тому +1

    Diver: "Who's a good sharky?"
    Shark:"Meee hehehe!"

  • @vanitas7441
    @vanitas7441 3 роки тому +5659

    Just in case anyone has weird anxiety about the shark suffocating because it isn’t moving, don’t worry! Zebra sharks don’t need ram ventilation like some other sharks do. In fact, they often lay down on reefs and stuff like that, using their strong throat muscles to keep breathing. IDK about anyone else, but it bothered me so much I had to google it

    • @EruzaSky
      @EruzaSky 3 роки тому +165

      Yes, and thank you for the info!

    • @melindaatkinson3585
      @melindaatkinson3585 3 роки тому +86

      Yep, I was thinking, this shark is not looking for affection, it was simply curious about the diver who then proceeded to embrace the shark. Great Whites become incapacitated when upside down and I am still convinced this shark is in a state of incapacitation until the diver lets go.
      I mean, “Sure, hahaha, the shark wants to cuddle.” 😕

    • @vanitas7441
      @vanitas7441 3 роки тому +284

      @@melindaatkinson3585 you may be right. What you’re talking about is called tonic immobility. While the reason for this response is not very well known, it is believed to be related to things such as mating and defense. Though it’s observed in many shark species, including the zebra shark, not all are capable of it. It is a common method researchers use to collect data on sharks while minimizing injury to both the shark and the researcher.
      It doesn’t hurt the shark in any way as long as it is only held in the position for less than approximately 15 minutes. It just puts the shark in a state of disorientation for a short period of time, and it will soon return to a normal state once righted. So even then, no cause for concern. :)

    • @melindaatkinson3585
      @melindaatkinson3585 3 роки тому +67

      @@vanitas7441 that’s it, tonic immobility! Sorry to be such a Karen. Regardless, cleaning fish tanks must be a cool job. 😁

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 3 роки тому +24

      I supose anyway that Shark have enough survival instinct to not stay still too much if it could suphocate them, even if they like belly rub X3

  • @Nilboyeegus
    @Nilboyeegus 20 днів тому +614

    You can see way more bubbles come out when he starts petting him so he's probably definitely saying who's a good boy underneath that mouthpiece.

  • @cormoranoimperatore8413
    @cormoranoimperatore8413 4 роки тому +2012

    The funny thing is that in Italian we can call a shark “squalo” or “pescecane”, the latter literally meaning “dogfish”.

    • @shannahan7
      @shannahan7 4 роки тому +87

      And even funnier is that there is a family of sharks called dogfish

    • @adwr8818
      @adwr8818 3 роки тому +29

      Catfish also exist :D

    • @goktugblack
      @goktugblack 3 роки тому +32

      In Turkey we call it köpekbalığı which also literally means dogfish lol

    • @elif9747
      @elif9747 3 роки тому +10

      Omg same in Turkish 😂 its köpekbalığı means dogfish

    • @cormoranoimperatore8413
      @cormoranoimperatore8413 3 роки тому +2

      @@goktugblack lmao

  • @lestat13666
    @lestat13666 День тому +2

    Diver: “Who is a big squishy predator? Yes you are a big squishy predator.”
    Shark: “yeeeeeeeeeeee.”

  • @retrogaming6960
    @retrogaming6960 4 роки тому +2712

    Diver: "Petting a zebra shark"
    Me: didn't even know that this beautiful shark exist.

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 4 роки тому +6

      Of course it is you, why bother adding me:

    • @blasecorrea8350
      @blasecorrea8350 4 роки тому +5

      What’s with the meme layout for your comment?

    • @DanishHellhound
      @DanishHellhound 3 роки тому +22

      Funny thing:
      Zebra shark: has stripes as pup, turns into spots as adult.
      Leopard shark: has spots as pup, turns into stripes (thick stripes with spots around) as adult

    • @russell_O.S.
      @russell_O.S. 3 роки тому +2

      I’m reading your words as somebody speaking them and you sound like a dumbass

    • @Aquascape_Dreaming
      @Aquascape_Dreaming 3 роки тому

      @@blasecorrea8350 Hi, welcome to UA-cam. You must be new here.

  • @mockzu
    @mockzu 4 роки тому +3993

    Fishes: So wuts da plan?
    Shark: I distract him, then you book it.
    Fishes: Bet.

    • @nothim8997
      @nothim8997 4 роки тому +5

      What?

    • @zzins_
      @zzins_ 3 роки тому +4

      I dont get it

    • @rasheen1036
      @rasheen1036 3 роки тому +11

      r/whooosh

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +40

      How did none of you get it

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому +12

      @@rasheen1036 lol yes

  • @bibby659
    @bibby659 4 роки тому +2537

    I can guess this isn't the first time that he's done this since the shark clearly went for him almost expecting he'd be pet.

    • @yblucas4182
      @yblucas4182 4 роки тому +5

      Shadow Scythe she

    • @bibby659
      @bibby659 4 роки тому +39

      @@yblucas4182 I'm sorry I don't look for any clear aspects of a person's gender threw the wetsuit....

    • @sayonaraos7750
      @sayonaraos7750 4 роки тому +12

      @@yblucas4182 they*
      How do you even know she's a woman? It seems a man to me

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 4 роки тому +41

      The shark has trained their human well.

    • @net343
      @net343 4 роки тому +6

      Sea dogo

  • @darlamccoy810
    @darlamccoy810 13 днів тому +2

    Best belly rubs I've seen in a aquarium. ❤❤❤😊

  • @BrondolfrMadhorse
    @BrondolfrMadhorse 3 роки тому +3540

    Fun Fact: A lot of sharks need to keep moving forward in order to breathe properly. Zebra sharks have the ability to pump water over their gills, either through their mouth or through the large spiracle behind each eye.

    • @no_i_dont_want_no_slugs
      @no_i_dont_want_no_slugs 3 роки тому +169

      Thanks! I was wondering if it was holding its breath for the belly rubs lol. Glad to know it wasn't.

    • @honeybeetle8651
      @honeybeetle8651 3 роки тому +29

      Ohh this explains a lot, thank you!

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 3 роки тому +73

      Even without that ability, any shark can still breathe at least a little bit while still, because water has currents and is moving itself over the gills

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 3 роки тому +69

      So they breathe like 👁💨👁💨

    • @1Igster1
      @1Igster1 3 роки тому +50

      There are several species that have this ability. Fun fact: when you turn a shark upside down it places them into a state of catatonia, almost like being hypnotised.

  • @azashod
    @azashod 4 роки тому +2505

    Shark: Hooman, u give me scratch-scratch, me no bite u

    • @luckyseph
      @luckyseph 3 роки тому +59

      Beautifully said, my dear.

    • @bamboozledan
      @bamboozledan 3 роки тому +35

      "uh-h deal"

    • @zarek3899
      @zarek3899 3 роки тому +19

      A fine deal

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 3 роки тому +8

      He wouldn't bite anyway. Still I'm sure neither one is complaining about the scratches.

    • @gregholtz1843
      @gregholtz1843 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a fair trade

  • @Tadpole_Plyrr2
    @Tadpole_Plyrr2 4 роки тому +4097

    No one:
    The bottom of sharks and stingrays stomachs:
    • •

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 4 роки тому +80

      That’s not their stomach that’s their nose and mouth lol

    • @Tadpole_Plyrr2
      @Tadpole_Plyrr2 4 роки тому +68

      Katy Leanne I know it’s their nose and mouth I meant that it’s on their stomach to me flipping a shark over is their stomach and then flipping them back over to their original state is their back if that makes sense? Lmao

    • @sophiasshook416
      @sophiasshook416 4 роки тому +11

      @@katyungodly ikr, it's so cute

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah now I can see why sharks and Ray's are related.

    • @archenwolf
      @archenwolf 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr ahaha they look so happy all the time :)
      Jesus loves ya, if you want, read Luke 12:8

  • @tiaaeon8213
    @tiaaeon8213 2 дні тому +2

    How many zebra sharks ever get belly rubs? What a lucky shark.

  • @pickles3471
    @pickles3471 4 роки тому +3360

    Hooman: **just trying to work peacefully**
    Shark: pet me
    Hooman: ok just after im done wo-
    Shark: **DID I STUTTER**

    • @johns3544
      @johns3544 4 роки тому +43

      What we didnt see is the shark wispering I will eat you if you dont why the other fish was like just keep swimming just keep swimming

    • @chamin8592
      @chamin8592 4 роки тому

      @@johns3544 what

    • @lanalvr2413
      @lanalvr2413 4 роки тому

      @John S what

    • @thelastkiwii322
      @thelastkiwii322 4 роки тому

      Fuck you

    • @pickles3471
      @pickles3471 4 роки тому +2

      @@thelastkiwii322 ok

  • @AudreyBradford
    @AudreyBradford 3 роки тому +6769

    looks like the shark is smiling :)

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 3 роки тому +65

      maybe because it is :D

    • @StrockStroz_
      @StrockStroz_ 3 роки тому +61

      @@jub8891
      maybe because he is going to eat this freaking DELICIOUS HUMAN.

    • @SofiaPerez-nw9qi
      @SofiaPerez-nw9qi 3 роки тому +19

      @@StrockStroz_ LMAO

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +2

      I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear alec

    • @sebra1818
      @sebra1818 3 роки тому +3

      @Audrey Bradford wouldn't you be with a belly rub from your favourite person??

  • @trinphrodite
    @trinphrodite 4 роки тому +1557

    UA-cam has started a new trend called "here's less than 1 minute of the cutest things possible under water"

    • @scottphillips7795
      @scottphillips7795 4 роки тому +3

      Totally

    • @tyraxusprime
      @tyraxusprime 4 роки тому +6

      I for one, welcome this change

    • @novaslayer2142
      @novaslayer2142 4 роки тому +14

      Talk for yourself, I just saw 30 seconds of a whale shark with a boner in the middle of a show. It was weird but funny lol

    • @cody6685
      @cody6685 4 роки тому +2

      I’m here for it.

    • @gavinjacobs685
      @gavinjacobs685 4 роки тому +5

      NovaSlayer 214 same, and I’m not disappointed about it

  • @user-sb5zz2rl1j
    @user-sb5zz2rl1j 2 дні тому +2

    That shark is hypnotised by belly rubs.❤

  • @arnold20139
    @arnold20139 3 роки тому +1323

    Humans: "God, why did you create us?"
    God: "To give every single animal on this Earth belly rubs."

    • @skaynne54
      @skaynne54 3 роки тому +11

      Even the deadliest ones.

    • @leeccdoo
      @leeccdoo 3 роки тому +12

      @@skaynne54 These types of sharks are actually harmless to humans... which is sad also considering how they're critically endangered.

    • @risingmoon2052
      @risingmoon2052 3 роки тому +2

      @Jay McHue absolutely right.

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 роки тому +5

      Humans: "Nice."

    • @LaloSillymanca
      @LaloSillymanca 3 роки тому +5

      @@leeccdoo Yeah but still humans pet EVERYTHING lion tiger hyena rhino absolutly everything even red devil itself

  • @Orange_Tree_
    @Orange_Tree_ 4 роки тому +1194

    Alternative title: "Ocean dog asks for belly rubs"

    • @ncch7568
      @ncch7568 4 роки тому +11

      Ocean dogs are seals. This is more like... Idk

    • @TTVjjaydenxx
      @TTVjjaydenxx 4 роки тому +19

      @@ncch7568 a cat, a sea cat. Theyre nice but they can be bitches-

    • @Orange_Tree_
      @Orange_Tree_ 4 роки тому +4

      @@ncch7568 they are sea dogs, they live closer to the coast, while sharks are just derps who live out in the open waters, I'm sure if dolphins were a bit smarter, they would domesticate the sharks
      UPD: actually, I will agree with Jay Jay

    • @goose6974
      @goose6974 4 роки тому +1

      Sea doggo

    • @wokeavocado2199
      @wokeavocado2199 4 роки тому

      @@ncch7568 idk man in my country the name for a shark is sea dog

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 4 роки тому +2809

    “sHaRkS aRe ViCiOuS kIlLiNg MaChInEs!”
    Shark: lol. Human give me scratchies!

    • @Inquisitor95
      @Inquisitor95 4 роки тому +57

      He’s also not giving a Great White belly rubs

    • @devinnewsom1972
      @devinnewsom1972 4 роки тому +27

      Who ever said sharks are vicious obviously never met this shark

    • @Falloutlover1011
      @Falloutlover1011 4 роки тому +22

      Inquisitor95 That’s simply because Great Whites can’t live in captivity.

    • @Connor-zy6kl
      @Connor-zy6kl 4 роки тому +4

      @@Falloutlover1011 okay Debbie.

    • @thejerrylarryshow1953
      @thejerrylarryshow1953 4 роки тому +21

      Connor no no, he has a point

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm 4 дні тому +1

    I just watched a man grab a shark, flip it over, cradle it in his arms like a baby and give it belly rubs... NOW I've seen it all! 😂

  • @WakkasLove
    @WakkasLove 21 день тому +958

    One of my favorite traits of humankind....we *must* pet the cutes!!

    • @sergiorobertomuller5089
      @sergiorobertomuller5089 20 днів тому +34

      If not friend, why friend-shapped?

    • @233j
      @233j 20 днів тому

      ​@@sergiorobertomuller5089lure

    • @allisonsmith8025
      @allisonsmith8025 20 днів тому +22

      If not cuddly, why cute?

    • @rickebert7548
      @rickebert7548 13 днів тому

      It’s a shark that _knows_ it’s cute.. think about that…

  • @marksalver1765
    @marksalver1765 3 роки тому +1641

    Those black tips swimming by lol:
    "Dude, have some dignity."
    Zebra: belly rubs are gooooooooood.

  • @rtagross
    @rtagross 3 роки тому +2017

    This is what it's like when animals know their safe around humans.

  • @BetsyRoberts-u8e
    @BetsyRoberts-u8e 15 днів тому +2

    Diver cleaning.....
    Shark: Hey, handsome. Come to see me again, huh? (giggle, giggle)
    Diver: Um, just cleaning. Just doin' my job here. Don't you have sharky things to do?
    Shark: Actually, the sharkiest thing Ima do is make you pat and rub my belly.
    Diver: Again?! Listen, I have work to do. I don't want to get fired.
    Shark: Ok, just a quickie then.
    Diver: (sigh) Okay....

  • @PitLord777
    @PitLord777 7 років тому +2382

    Other fish in the aquarium: The hell...?

    • @Centricsts
      @Centricsts 7 років тому +88

      PitLord777 if you feed sharks a good amount routinely they don't eat the fish because they don't have a reason to. I work at the Georgia Aquarium and occasionally I get to feed the sharks and it's really cool to see.

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 7 років тому +94

      If you note the colon in the statement, I was actually joking that the fish are weirded out by the shark cuddling with the human.

    • @Centricsts
      @Centricsts 7 років тому +28

      PitLord777 oh now I see, thanks. Now it's fucking hilarious😂

    • @laurametheny1008
      @laurametheny1008 7 років тому +6

      Mr. EdgeLord You lucky person you! That is one of the places I long to visit. Hug them all for me lol!☺🐾🐠🐙🐾

    • @laurametheny1008
      @laurametheny1008 7 років тому +1

      PitLord777 😂😂😂

  • @onikoneko
    @onikoneko 3 роки тому +6688

    "Shark, please, I'm trying to work"
    "Am baby"
    "Shark, I gotta get this glass clean so people can-"
    "AM BABY!!!"
    "Alright, fine, you are baby"

  • @Holmesy87
    @Holmesy87 18 днів тому +325

    Shark was like "thanks dude, that itch has been driving me nuts for years" 😂

    • @verrrr1
      @verrrr1 14 днів тому +2

      😂

    • @verrrr1
      @verrrr1 14 днів тому +2

      Shark doesn't have hands to scratch it😭

  • @bluewinterwolf
    @bluewinterwolf 15 днів тому +1

    Shark: Ahhhh yessss, thats the spot!!!! Dont stop hooman.... ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @caljones
    @caljones 4 роки тому +1609

    Shark: [swimming in tank casually] oh, hey, my friend’s here. [swims into diver’s arms] hello. Belly rubs please

  • @Gr33dy214
    @Gr33dy214 3 роки тому +3101

    The correct title would be “diver stops working to play with shark”

    • @b1mbap
      @b1mbap 3 роки тому +13

      More like: to annoy him

    • @Owl325
      @Owl325 3 роки тому +35

      It looked like the shark was over it way before it was half way done 😅 no hate for a quick pet but if the other person wants out u gotta respect

    • @movingaccountsss
      @movingaccountsss 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @titanqueen7217
      @titanqueen7217 3 роки тому +15

      Don’t lie, you know that you would do the same thing. If an animal demands to be pet, then it has to be pet.

    • @Fornelloelettrico
      @Fornelloelettrico 3 роки тому +52

      @@Owl325 do you really think a shark could be forced to stay and take the scritches if it didn’t want to? Lmao

  • @Tridetus
    @Tridetus 4 роки тому +2370

    All the other fish: "Don't give them attention, thats what they want, an audience. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..."

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 4 роки тому +17

      No, Tridetus, now I'm gonna get stuck with *_SOOOOOOONG, NOW IT'S IN MY HEAD_*

    • @annamariaottaviani5506
      @annamariaottaviani5506 4 роки тому +2

      And the shark: I don' t mind

    • @marmaje69
      @marmaje69 4 роки тому +1

      Hey thats dory text

    • @Tridetus
      @Tridetus 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@motivationaltalks29 Oh my, a grammar nazi, those are the best. You didn't even type the same thing i did but thanks for noticing. ;)
      Yes, the correct term in my case should have been "audience".
      Happy?
      Don't know what an "aduiance" is though.

    • @motivationaltalks29
      @motivationaltalks29 4 роки тому

      @@Tridetus oh lm sorry lm just curious. I never thought it would hurt your feelings.

  • @matthewcuratolo3719
    @matthewcuratolo3719 13 днів тому +2

    That’s not a fish. That’s a dog in a fish suit!

  • @cestall1
    @cestall1 3 роки тому +5562

    Ancient man:
    "That shark has spots, just like a jaguar. What should we call it?"
    "Zebra shark."
    "But...zebras have str...."
    "I said ZEBRA SHARK!"

    • @IzzyKawaiichi
      @IzzyKawaiichi 3 роки тому +165

      Why do I suspect they named it Zebra Shark way PRECISELY because of this inevitable response...

    • @jeanettemills7804
      @jeanettemills7804 3 роки тому +328

      Juvenile zebra sharks have stripes, and then they change to spots as they get older. So I guess they were named after what they look like as babies.

    • @felixsarmpit
      @felixsarmpit 3 роки тому +20

      Ancient person would be better

    • @janwelcastro250
      @janwelcastro250 3 роки тому +46

      Welp, a stripe shark is already called Tiger Shark. But yeah, choosing the name Zebra on a polka dot pattern is weird if you'll think about it.

    • @JagoShogun
      @JagoShogun 3 роки тому +65

      @@felixsarmpit Man means Humanity. Hu-MAN ity. Get your sjw gender politics out of here. Learn Archaic English.

  • @slypto
    @slypto 3 роки тому +1223

    "I love the big black slug thing that comes and cleans for us, it always rubs my belly"
    -shark

  • @nach0699
    @nach0699 4 роки тому +597

    This is seriously hilarious. He is a literal water puppy.

    • @frederickglass1583
      @frederickglass1583 3 роки тому +14

      *WATER PUPPY*

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 роки тому

      I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "literal"

    • @Jules279
      @Jules279 3 роки тому +7

      Sea doggo

    • @nach0699
      @nach0699 3 роки тому +14

      @@_Stormfather do you understand the meaning and the concept of "Sugondese"?

    • @cubefish3217
      @cubefish3217 3 роки тому +3

      Dogwater

  • @nikkilivanis4871
    @nikkilivanis4871 11 днів тому +1

    So much for the cute kitty cat videos! This is my new jam!

  • @thudthud5423
    @thudthud5423 4 роки тому +1062

    Shark: "Oh, yeah...now scratch behind my ears..."
    Diver: "Um...you have ears?"

    • @vsyndicate9
      @vsyndicate9 4 роки тому +5

      203 likes no replys
      Im aboutta end this records whole career

    • @Xygif
      @Xygif 4 роки тому

      @@vsyndicate9 what's a carrer

    • @freindlyspicerun4424
      @freindlyspicerun4424 4 роки тому

      @@Xygif someone who cares, and im a carrer

    • @Xygif
      @Xygif 4 роки тому

      @@freindlyspicerun4424 ah, thanks

    • @fabplays6559
      @fabplays6559 4 роки тому

      @@freindlyspicerun4424 You mean, carer?

  • @Seraphim-h3q
    @Seraphim-h3q 4 роки тому +767

    Diver: "just let me work"
    Shark: 👁👅👁 "cuddles please"

    • @gary52787
      @gary52787 4 роки тому +3

      It be like "OwO"

    • @finnduggan4422
      @finnduggan4422 4 роки тому

      I'm just wondering is this 👁👅👁 cute???
      It gives me nightmares and follows me no matter where i go

    • @pre8209
      @pre8209 4 роки тому

      Finn Duggan hahaha no it’s fucking terrifying to me

    • @sandra6790
      @sandra6790 4 роки тому

      Finn Duggan 😂😂

    • @Seraphim-h3q
      @Seraphim-h3q 4 роки тому

      @@finnduggan4422
      ....👁.....
      👀👅👀
      "Sleep well. I like watching you sleep"

  • @yoshibfc
    @yoshibfc 6 років тому +3541

    What if jaws only wanted a belly rub and they just blew him up instead

  • @floralovespringandflowers6227
    @floralovespringandflowers6227 7 днів тому +1

    I see no shark. All I see his a cuddlish deep sea kitty. 😂❤

  • @Phlowermom
    @Phlowermom 20 днів тому +497

    I was taught as a child, "if it can feel pain, it can feel pleasure. Just like you.", yes ma'am, always remembered.

    • @JonSmith-cx7gr
      @JonSmith-cx7gr 17 днів тому +2

      Can you show me on a doll where she touched you..

    • @Spee78
      @Spee78 15 днів тому +16

      Never thought of it this way and without second thought, I believe what you say, makes sense.... !

    • @GabeCoolwater
      @GabeCoolwater 15 днів тому +9

      So true 👍🏻

    • @connerpollani4033
      @connerpollani4033 14 днів тому +5

      I wish more people thought of life this way.

    • @acupofrainbows
      @acupofrainbows 13 днів тому +3

      That's a great lesson for children! Wish I had seen stuff like this. I was taught so much fear. This is wonderful ❤ 🦈

  • @Blackt1p
    @Blackt1p 4 роки тому +1050

    Dad: -No way we‘re getting this swimming dog-
    Dad and the dog: