What The Hell Happened This Week? Week of 8/01/2022 | The Daily Show
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- Biden continues building a portion of Trump's wall, the U.S. kills Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, Kansas votes pro-choice, Beyoncé tweaks her album again, and Brittney Griner is found guilty. Here's what you missed this week. #DailyShow #comedy #TrevorNoah
00:00 Kansas Votes Pro-Choice, Alex Jones Caught in Lie, & Beyoncé Tweaks Album Again
00:11 Biden Builds the Wall, Ivana Trump’s Golf Course Burial, & Beyoncé’s Controversial Lyric
20:27 U.S. Kills Al Qaeda Leader al-Zawahiri, Pelosi Causes Controversy in Taiwan, & Trump’s “Eric” Endorsement Creates Chaos
33:27 Brittney Griner Found Guilty & Aaron Rodgers Credits Psychedelics for Success
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The Alex Jones moment is priceless.
True he made a huge mistake, but in the past a lot of what he said has come out.
I remember watching Jon Stewart during the Bush Hanging Chad recount era. Somebody has to keep sense of this nation. Thank you Daily Show Jon and Noah
Way to go Kansans, just loving that Kansas mood.👏
I know right, from conservative Aunt M all the way to progressive abortion rights, how the times have changed lol.
@@gustavedelior3683 Hey, for all we know Auntie Em was pro-women's suffrage back in the 1910s! It's a nice thought, anyway.
Never surrender, Dorothy!
Where is Kansas.?
That Lawyer didn’t make a mistake, he knew exactly what he was doing when he stopped Alex Jones from successfully committing perjury.
If he realized he did it, the lawyer could have been complicit, if he withheld means of proof. The lawyer could not say he lied, but he could justifiably provide means for the prosecutor to impeach the lie. It's a fine line. I wish more lawyers had such integrity. It's one thing to change emphasis or get truths excluded, a thing lawyers do by skill, but a lie is an insult to a lawyer's skill, and a risk to his reputation.
@@mightymystery9204 5t65 and
@@mightymystery9204 this was not on purpose. This was malpractice. Most likely a paralegal sent it by mistake. But once they knew, the atty should have tried to get it excluded. The scary part fir Jones is that both the doj and jan 6 committee are both getting a copy. Those are possible criminal charges, not just money.
He made a horrible career crushing mistake. Wonderful for true justice, but really bad for him career wise.
What about the Paul Pelosi case? Any thoughts?
This show didnt even mention it
“America , never forgets unless it’s slavery “ facts Trevor facts
Hard to forget slavery when the party that was pro-slavery still exists➡️DEMOCRAT PARTY
FACTS, true !
"Forgets slavery?" THAT'S ALL THAT'S EVER TALKED ABOUT! Slavery ended more than 150 years ago but some people want to just keep rehashing it. But all the other slavery......like the slavery of white people in the past, and the slavery that's happening right now in Africa and in Asia.....THAT IS WHAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
Then how come it’s getting talked about all the time?
And what exactly would you want to be different?
@@roymandina8061 Slavery is spoken about because the bigoted mindset that led white people to committ slavery still exists. With Trump/MAGA & the GOP, many of these racists are no longer making attempts to hide their hate. If we don't learn from history, we are doomed to repeat it.
I wish i had the enthusiasm Trever has in the last minutes. Incredible show as always😂👏
The story about the pigs is LITERALLY the plot of Olivia Wilde's "The Lazarus Effect"
I'm so glad I wasn't the only person who thought of that movie. 🙌 yep, exact beginning plot. I'm waiting for the demons. 🤣😅
@@ashleybenson8688 that movie is amayzing. Its like a blend of House and Lucy (with scarjo) because it waxes poetically about the question of unlocking the ability to use MORE than only 10% of our brain (at any one time)
By the end of the movie, Olivia just basically becomes pure energy who can take humyn form whenever she wants.
Last I saw, it plays for free on YT. No matter how many times I watch it, Trevor's TDS segment is better. Lucy is a better movie but similarly not well thought out.
Would they be called "Frankenswine's" monsters?
I didn't think I would watch the 43 minutes but somehow I couldn't stop....Travor,kudos. Well done
It is sad that a 53% turnout is seen as a high voter turnout.
i love how red jones face turned & the sweating & tears … the best was the 50 million he owes so far 😂🤣
Trevor should run for President! 😁
He's South African.
Agreed 💯💯
..of south africa, whynot indeed~
lol he straight threw bush under the bus for 911.Funniest thing ever🤣
is it just me or the pig cells coming back to life is like the trailer for a zombie outbreak
🤣🤣🤣 zombie pigs!
Piggypox. 🐷🤣🐖
Or Stacey Abram’s campaign 😅
Trevor for President 2024!!! I love this guy, brilliant and witty! You got my vote
Sure, because voting completely unprepared and inexperienced people into the most important office has paid of big time so far, right?
Mary Shelley, your Frankenstein story is about to come to life.
Nice shout out to Mary Shelly Frankenstein Rastafari Africa we are all African Tucson Arizona Sonoran Desert yes I Rastafari a l u t a c o n t i n u u a we don't give up the fight we never give up the fight the struggle continues to do what's right fight during the day and Into the Night Africa we are all African one love one people one planet one destiny Ethiopia Addis Ababa Selassie I creation
…given how much food costs, the five free meals for each hour is actually better than a lot of salaries.
Hhmm
Yeah I noticed this, they could break that location with what I call Malicious Compliance.
@@ky1283 worth the thought, right?!
In nyc, the spicy chicken sandwich Chick-fil-A meal is 12 bucks…. …. ….
@@JLEE6825 five of those, $60/hr. Which means they overcharge and underpay people in general, but we knew that.
Congratulation, Kansas...and THANK YOU!
You hear that, every other state? We can still change it back to actual freedom for women to make their own choices about their bodies, but we need to GET OUT THERE AND VOTE BLUE!
100% BLUE! Our bodies, our choice!
Killing babies is not a choice. They should be protected and we need to give a voice for the voiceless.
Okay personally I have some Democratic views and some Republican views, the idea of "vote blue!" seems like something to divide us further and force some views on some people. Personally I believe that as a woman I should have a right over my body, but I respect others opinions and how morally challenging that argument can be on both sides.
@@lindsayhiner9339 ...I say vote blue, because none of the Republicans running are saying yes to choice...thus if one wants to vote for choice, Democrat is the only way currently.
@@lindsayhiner9339 "Personally I believe that as a woman I should have a right over my body, but I respect others opinions" - that's what I do not understand. Isn't it more like this: You could be pro abortion or anti abortion, that is, if you are pregnant and do not want to be you'll have to decide if you get the baby or terminate the pregnancy. And I can see both points of view there, too. But I do not see why I (or anybody else) should tell those whose business this is, what to do. I can be a catholic, a jew or an atheist, all fair. But why would anyone have the power to decide what you or I can be? It's their body, they have to choose. I can give my opinion when asked but I wouldn't dare force it on someone.
makes sense why i woke up at 5:59 a.m instead of my usual 6:00 a.m
You must be living on Mexican time Rastafari Tucson Arizona Sonoran Desert afro Viking
GOP: let states decide on abortion.
Kansas: OK, let's keep abortion protections.
GOP: No, not like that.
Democrats: We must protect a woman’s right to abortion
People: Ok! What is a woman?
Democrats: We cannot answer at this time😅
@@MajorHenryL. Ultimately not important. You can just protect people's rights for their own body. I never really got why it even is so important to know "what" a woman or man is. Just be happy and free.
GOP we need to protect our kids from learning CRT.
Me Ok what is CRT.
GOP. Uh we don't know.
@@MajorHenryL. it is easy to define. Just tell me which of the biological, physical, or psychological systems you want defined. Gender has never been defined just by physical body parts. The fact that 1 in 2000 births are intersex should make that obvious.
@@bkmeahan huh? Where did you find those statistics? What is these statistics definition on intersex? Just googling it and in my country it is more close to 1 in 6000.. Or less than 1% of births..
Congratulations, Kansas! Thank you for not letting the Conservative Evangelicals' false morality dictate how u live ur lives!
Trevor Noah is my favorite host!!!
wait he’s kinda right about the fact we should be freaked out about the whole bringing pigs back to life thing
The applause @ "America never forgets" is sadly ironic considering that the audience either missed or ignored Trevor inserting "unless its slavery" during that segment
He did fail to mention manifest destiny doctrines and native American land theft, but it was a perfect presentation other than that👍
There's "swamp a$$", and in Phoenix we have "ball soup"....
They brought spiders legs back to life and call it necrobotics
Your Alex Jones jokes are awesome.Thanks for the laughs.
Trevor honey you are brilliant! I’m here crying and laughing so hard!❤️🤪🤪
Thank you so much for that show. You wild woolly AA.
I love you, Trevor, more and more everyday.
30:00 he'll endorsed 2 Eric at the same time and still ignores his own, haha
My niece was explaining to me about electric lava sharks lol apparently they live forever, can go many million 345 723 hundred thousand 21 years without peeing or pooping BUT they don't eat people! They eat hamburger patties that have been boiled, fried and baked. Oh and also pieces of bread. She's turning 4
Some lawyers do have a conscience. They are not all evil. Kudos to AJ's lawyer
Trevor's impressions be on fuccin point! *Legend
Big fan! We need to chill one day!
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The people have the power to make change if they continuously stay at it
It reminds me of that expression if you don't think one person can make a change think of that one mosquito in your bedroom that keeps you up and bite you Rastafari Tucson Arizona Sonoran Desert I love my sisters and brothers a l u t a c o n t i n u u a we don't give up the fight the struggle continues the struggle continues watch out for wolves in sheep's clothing they will come to eat you
Bringing braincells back is probably much harder than normal cells
If your vote does not count then why they are trying so hard to stop you from voting? Register to vote. Make sure you are registered. Then vote.
Follow the example set by Kansas!
Super proud of Kansas. Happy to see those happy voters, there.
Are you happy also for the little babies that will not get a chance to live
@@davesmith3892 no one is killing babies.
@@sheilamartin880 in some states a woman can have her baby aborted one day before delivery date isn't that a baby
@@davesmith3892 that is a lie. The only time that happens is if the fetus is not viable and it represents less that 1% of abortion type procedures. You can't just decide 1 day before delivery you don't want it and want an abortion. There is no state where that is legal.
@@sheilamartin880 Colorado for one
People clapping for tiger woods are the same people clapping when his ex wife took half of his money
That's an affront to Jiggly Puff🤣
Man i’m so Proud of Kansas their our neighbors and we didn’t when
What? I think I agree🙃
Me too. I'm in the box state and we protected reproductive rights before roe but driving through wester Kansas... This was a pleasant shock.
Trevorrrrr!!!! Wow! You are so on point!!
I truly love this guy, Trevoh Noah
To all Politicians, Separation of church and state and no taxation without representation! From The Declaration of Independence and Our Constitution📜
thanks for reminding them!!!
Lol nobody reads those! But they know the McDonald menu by heart.
Super proud of you Trevor Noah 🇿🇦👑💯
👍👍
Trevor is Fun on Facts lol
😂😂😂😂Trevor, you are by far ,THE BEST!!! LOVE YOU BUD!!! 👊👊👊👊👍✌🏼
To be fair, I understand the reasoning behind patching the wall... If there's a full-on gap there, migrants are more likely to attempt the crossing there, even knowing the river is dangerous to cross. Without the gap, there's no reason to risk crossing at _that_ location. No one seems to be claiming it 100% stops people, but it stands to reason that in this case it nudges the risk/reward ratios enough to dissuade them from crossing in that specific spot, which is more or less what they _are_ claiming is the intent. 🤔
Biden succeeded where Trump failed in getting Mexico to agree to pay for 1.5 billion in "smart" border technology. The walls Trump rebuilt were easier to climb and have fallen over in high wind storms and he only extended this bad wall design about 80 miles.
I mean Trevor did address literally this claim
Building a bridge would be a more humane way to deal with the issue but yeah, it isn't fully irrational..
@@eMPee584 Perhaps you should build one from the border, directly to your house. I personally don't want millions of people coming from over a 100 countries entering our country without being properly vetted. That would be the equivalent of removing criminal background checks on the people who work at your child's daycare or those who are in charge of you savings account.🙄
@@eMPee584 Yeah, but a bridge would cost at minimum 10x more. And being seen to be effectively _encouraging_ illegal border crossings is not a viable policy position. 😬 This course of action is cheaper and doesn't come with the same political baggage. At the same time only _discouraging_ crossings in _that_ area, which is known to be dangerous. This is one of those "best you can do with the hand you've been dealt" type compromises. 🤷♂️
Thanks for the laughs Trevor 🤣🤣😂😂
This show is amazing.
Trevor Is Awesome! Blowing My Mind
Same
Trevor you are the best 👏👏
I knew Ivana passing away was kinda suspicious. Trump conveniently was able to bury his ex in his golf course after she "fell down her stairs"
If ever a tax loop hole needed to be filled. THIS IS ONE!
Way to go, KANSAS!! WAY to lead the way. Come on other 49!!
48* Colorado signed into law HB22-1279 Reproductive Health Equity Act before Roe was overturned
And the spider survived! 🤣🤣🤣
Now, let’s get an inept from the FBI to hand over records of the conversations during and around January 6. What a confrontation that would be!!!
Am new in America
And always loved ur shows so encouraging n entertaining inspiring
U made me love America
you should love South Africa then because this guy isn’t American.
Hope your time here has treated you well!
Great 👍 view worldwide life as it is 2022. WOW 🙏 for our country!
I always follow your posting guidelines.
I'm So Pleased With Our House Speaker Nancy
Zombie apocalypse here we come. At this rate, we just might go through all versions of Armageddon. 😂😂😂
You are the best Trevor. I love you.
Same here !
One of these days the phrase "when pigs fly" will be obsolete. We'll need a new phrase.
When pigs die?🤔🤣
maybe it can be an inside joke and not change it haha
The cell thing sounds a bit too much like the beginning of almost every zombie movie 🫣😅
I'm amazed that's not half of the comments.
hey Trevor...you are doing it again man. After a little slump...they funny is back. Thank you.
This Week was something else.
Yeah !
The thing about the pigs? If humans are next, I could totally foresee ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
😱😱😨😨
Thank you.
Trevor, loved your bit- Trump with the highbrow, English accent! Just the thought of Trump " pretending" to be the embicile he is, is a hilarious concept!! Oh, if only!!
When you say basket I automatically think of egg's..
Great show 👏👍.
If Taiwan is truly theirs, it'd be effortless for China to convince the people around the globe. See how much effort they have to put in.
Let us all vote by phone on every bill that hits the floor. We don't need Congress voting on anything. We the people can run the country better than them 😅
I like the news now but only from trevor
Love respect and blessings
Van Nederland Holland de lage landen
I can understand a need to control immigration. There is a legal pathway to citizenship. I would love to see progress made in streamlining this process. And citizenship granted to the Dreamers.
Up until 1880 there was no law against who could immigrate to the US. Our ancestors probably just walked off a boat and started voting and our country didn't fall apart. The first immigration laws were passed to keep Chinese people from immigrating. Today we tell people to go home and do it right like their ancestors did never understanding that their ancestors just walked off a boat.
@@kevinslater4126 I agree but with the current political situation I feel like streamlining the legal process is the best way forward. To totally abandon the effort would just cause the haters to hate more. And yes, I would gladly trade a racist for an immigrant. If only someone wanted them.
There's a middle ground. You just need actual politicians to get it going instead of the grifters you currently have.
@@laurawells3935 it's not just streamlining the process. They also need to do something about the high cost of visa fees and immigration lawyers. People in the US will say "the cost isn't that high" but it is to people that have nothing.
@@sheilamartin880 Agreed
Love your style Noa Colbert...
She can't pull that kind of pure silliness
Unless it's "$Lavary"....
Yeah... 🤣😭
40:00 - Haven't you people seen the Lazarus Effect?! 😳 IT AIN'T NATURAL!!! 😱😱😱
🤣😂😉
39:35 You want the Zombie Apocalypse? Because this is how those movies start!
Bro,really BUILD.A.BRIDGE.......BRILLIANT LMOA.
🤣 two lightly poached eggs!
Right-o Trevor. A Spanish person's "setting" is "yo tengo calor" by default. Heheheeeeeeee! :)
Blunt impact injuries to the torso =
NO TAX GOLF COURSE ...😨
Are you Native American
I LOVE YA NOAH TREVOR 👍 trip on BROTHER 🧢
Thanks!
"the Choco-Tacolytes" BOOM!!!! Youre welcome.
I thought Knife Missiles were a joke!
Your Biden personation is hilarious 😂😂😂😂💀💀
My comment about the Chick-Fil-A News Story: "Wait, 5 meals per hour, isn't that like 10x5=$50 per hour or more depending on the meal of choice!? Where do I sign up?"
Lol we watching in Jamaica
U the very best
You the best on tv
I keep thinking that we will have the robot apocalypse first but this just put the zombie apocalypse back in the running.
Trump probably wanted to endorse Eric "Trump," but was too scared to say it!
Well if the temp outside is 40C ill be happy w 27!
wow, floods, droughts, so many things we experienced in our pasts - OH NO we've been brought back to life!
It would be an additional check point if they built a wall. Hmm...just a thought.
The lawyer was probably rudy giulliani!
Tiger 🐅 is the MAN
This is sooo funny!!
27:08 Did they just say we shot a cartoon villain dicing missile at some body?😳