That's probably what makes it so popular--the fact that it brings back nostalgic memories in adults of being kids and having a child's imagination. I know when I was a kid and I got threats to have my mouth washed out with soap, I feared that it would poison me as well. But it wasn't because of this film (I didn't see it until I was 16, though I now watch it on TV every year); it was simply because I knew even at an early age that soap wasn't made to go in the mouth. I wish parents would use something else that is bad-tasting but not potentially toxic, such as a spoonful of salt, strong vinegar, or good old-fashioned castor oil. Sure, you don't get the symbolic "cleansing of a dirty mouth," but at least you get the lesson across without potentially harming the child.
yep. every kid's revenge fantasy. after a beating, i always thought they'd be sorry when they saw me come home in crutches, stricken lame and unable to use a wheelchair because... i no longer had a butt.
The fun part about this segment is how Melinda and Darren are trying so hard to hide that they're laughing their asses off, by going so far over the top.
"Come on in, Ralph. Where ya been?" So good. Ive watched this movie religiously with my immediate family for years. Probably 15 or more. And this is the first year I noticed the particular line I quoted above and just how good/funny/classic it is.
if you look at his pocket at 0:14 nothing is inside his right pocket, (knocking ×8 at door 🚪) Then Ralphie steps inside 0:33 now the pocket that was empty now has A cup inside it to collect any kind of money 😂
It.... Parents: "Yes?" It was.... Parents: "Yes?" ......A Christmas Story 2! Dad: "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!! OH MY GOD I FEEL AWFUL!!!" Mom: "OH HONEY, WE'RE EVER SO SORRY!!! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER SIGNED THAT DEAL!!!!" Dad: "Wait wait wait what deal?" Mom: "THE 'HOW-TO-FUUUUUUDGE-UP-ORIGINAL-CHRISTMAS-CLASSIC-MOVIES-DEAL!!!!" Dad: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDD!!!! NOW I FEEL REALLY AWFUL!!! AAAH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!"
It never ceases to amuse me at this kids imagination. So funny!!!!!! And yet... I was exactly like him as a kid. And to think, I just got a bb gun for christmas this year (well me and my sister). We are both in or 20s and our uncles kept saying 'Don't shoot your eye out!' LOL!
" I told you not to use Lifeboy" line cracks me up every time a great cute love story to Christmas in the Fifties. I remember it well and still love and miss my Parents. But their Love remains. God rest there souls.
@@hotwax9376 It was either Christmas 1939 or Christmas 1940; before the U.S. entered WWII on December 7, 1941, and after *The Wizard of Oz* was released on August 25, 1939. (The characters of that film make an appearance at the Christmas parade.)
The only time my brother felt sorry for me was when I had a seizure. I’m so sick and tired of his definition of funny where pulls stunts like throwing small firecrackers indoors. Ever seen Jackass? Hadn’t seen it, I just figured that’s where he gets this immature crap.
Why it's Ralph! Wow! C'mon in Ralph, where you been? Why...he's carrying a cane! Yeah, what is it Ralph? What happened? Why, he's...BLIIIND!? BLIND!? OH MY GOD! Is it something WE did!? What brought to this LOWLY state? Ralph, please tell us, no matter how it hurts. What did we do? No I--I can't! Oh please, Ralph, I must know what we did! What brought you to THIS!? Please! Please! ...Pleeease? It...It-it was... Yes? Yes! Soap...Poisoning... (in harmony) OOOOHHHHHH! *sob sob* How could we do it? Well, I'll manage to get along...somehow. I'll never forgive myself. Thanks mom! I told you not to use LifeBouy *sob* Oh I feel awful! *sob sob* *sob sob sob*
Granted you can't get blind from soap in your mouth, but chemicals from soap aren't meant to be injested and theyre making this as if parents forcing harmful chemicals down a kid's mouth is not a big deal.
"It...it was...soap poisoning." "Oh!" LOL :)! Fun fact, both the mom and dad, Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin, have been in a movie with Adam Sandler: Billy Madison and Reign Over Me. Melinda was in Reign Over Me and Darren was in Billy Madison!
Ralphie pretended to be blind to get back at his parents for being too hard on him by putting soap in his mouth and grounding him for using that profane word 'Fudge'
i have midterms coming up. they count for 10% of your average and you get a 45 just for showing up, making them have little to no effect on your grade. my dad doesn't know this, so he constantly yells at me about studying. i find a new level of relatability in this movie.
They put tiny pinpricks all over his glasses to make him feel blind. It actually worked well because Peter Billingsley said that he was always walking into furniture while wearing them.
I remember when I was little, my mother often threatened to wash my mouth out with soap if I cursed, and I never did it because I was so afraid something like this would happen. The most amazing part is that I hadn't seen this film yet. I'd rather parents used something else, like maybe a spoonful of salt, that isn't potentially toxic.
Every grown up child who attempts to start an argument with his/her parents about what they did wrong in their childhood secretly wants this reaction... but it never ever happens!! 🤪😀😁
I love how this movie encompasses childhood fantasies so well, I used to imagine stuff like this all the time when I was a kid when I’d get in trouble
That's probably what makes it so popular--the fact that it brings back nostalgic memories in adults of being kids and having a child's imagination. I know when I was a kid and I got threats to have my mouth washed out with soap, I feared that it would poison me as well. But it wasn't because of this film (I didn't see it until I was 16, though I now watch it on TV every year); it was simply because I knew even at an early age that soap wasn't made to go in the mouth. I wish parents would use something else that is bad-tasting but not potentially toxic, such as a spoonful of salt, strong vinegar, or good old-fashioned castor oil. Sure, you don't get the symbolic "cleansing of a dirty mouth," but at least you get the lesson across without potentially harming the child.
It was the.. the.. whooopin 😂😂😂
Omg same
@@hotwax9376 I got pepper on my tongue for swearing.
@@sean.furlong1989 Pepper like hot peppers or pepper like the seasoning?
Ralphie's parents crying always cracks me up.
"Soap poisoning"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh"
Now that's what I call a soap opera. 😂
Humanity was a mistake
@@The-last-1 urmom
Indeed. 👍
I love how after Ralphie says 'soap poisoning,' the parents wails are perfectly in tune with the music! Did anyone else notice that?
***** me three
always reminded me of a tragic opera haha
Imperator a badly acted one
***** yes
They were actually Laughing. The entire scene was funny to them before it got filmed so they were trying their hardest not to crack up.
These actors I swear
They must have had so much fun filming this movie
ditto
Melinda Dillon obviously was having so much fun in these fantasy segments. It really comes across in her gleeful over-acting.
yep. every kid's revenge fantasy.
after a beating, i always thought they'd be sorry when they saw me come home in crutches, stricken lame and unable to use a wheelchair because...
i no longer had a butt.
Haha haha! Same.
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOOAHHHHH!! XDXD
Okay, that's absolutely hilarious.
Are you seriously excusing your parents for beating you?
Mine were a lot more. "When I'm older, I'll bring upon them pain worse than they could have ever brought me"
1:09 I like how he looks directly at the camera before whaling
One of the greatest scenes in the entire movie.
Actually, that whole movie is my favorite part.
Yes!
The fun part about this segment is how Melinda and Darren are trying so hard to hide that they're laughing their asses off, by going so far over the top.
Darren's croc tears are classic af.
Mom: I'll never forgive myself
Dad: I told you not to use lifebuoy
DEATHbuoy is more like it.
*CYMBAL CRASH*
Where are you from Ester?
Ralphie: 😀
The parents' operatic wailing almost made Ralphie break character. I saw that!!! You ain't slick, Ralph.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you look closely, you'll see his mom, dad and brother struggling not to laugh at their own performances. That and Ralphie's sly grin at 1:05
I think she was really struggling.
1:10 How they managed to keep it together while filming is astounding
The way he says “it…it twas…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is Ralphie pronouncing it with a British accent? I never understood that.
@@sjdrifter72 for ridiculous, dramatic effect🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:51 I love how dramatic he says "I can't"
1:22 "😢😭I'll never forgive myself!"
"😉😆Thanks, Mom."
I like how they treat him as if he's there for a visit
“Hey, it’s Ralphie! How you doing, Ralph?”
Talk about a “SOAP” opera!!😂😂
Nice pun
@@goldenvulture6818 thanks!
"Come on in, Ralph. Where ya been?" So good. Ive watched this movie religiously with my immediate family for years. Probably 15 or more. And this is the first year I noticed the particular line I quoted above and just how good/funny/classic it is.
1:10 her cry sounds like a ghost
Yeah!
Asuna Yuuki omg yeah
I was thinking opera singer
every time i watch this with my best friend, we literally cry at this part it’s so funny
Ralphie flick and Schwartz were best friends
I wish I had a friend like yours
0:13 Ralphie looks awesome in that costume!
0:43 Wow! Randy is so happy that Ralphie is back!
if you look at his pocket at 0:14 nothing is inside his right pocket, (knocking ×8 at door 🚪)
Then Ralphie steps inside 0:33 now the pocket that was empty now has A cup inside it to collect any kind of money 😂
I love the old man's wail at 1:09! lol
I swear I've heard it in spongebob
@@marvincool3744 woah my leg
Me too.
"I'll never forgive myself..."
"Thanks, Mom"
I told you not to use lifebuoy 🧼
I told you not to use the lifeboy
soap poisoning didn jus blind him, it also caused dude to develop a foppish transatlantic accent LOL
I, I cahnt
What brought you to this looooowly state?
It....
Parents: "Yes?"
It was....
Parents: "Yes?"
......A Christmas Story 2!
Dad: "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!! OH MY GOD I FEEL AWFUL!!!"
Mom: "OH HONEY, WE'RE EVER SO SORRY!!! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER SIGNED THAT DEAL!!!!"
Dad: "Wait wait wait what deal?"
Mom: "THE 'HOW-TO-FUUUUUUDGE-UP-ORIGINAL-CHRISTMAS-CLASSIC-MOVIES-DEAL!!!!"
Dad: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GAAAAWWWWDDDD!!!! NOW I FEEL REALLY AWFUL!!! AAAH HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!"
Why did i scream while i was saying this comment
Adult Ralphie:only she didn't say fudge...she said the word, the queen mother of dirty words, the f dash dash dash dash word
I love the way his parents wail, especially his father, after he says "soap poisoning."
@@mediocreweirdo ... You have the dashes for fudge. Only three for the other word.
1:10 The dad sounds like he’s going up in a hot-air balloon 😂
This made me giggle out loud lol.
the bad acting was intentional...
Exactly, it was.
Wow, really?
@Blood Beryl 😀😁😂🤣🤣
see when you say "bad," i assume you mean "absolutely _____ing incredible."
I love it!!! 🤣 Ralphie’s hilarious!!! ❤️
It never ceases to amuse me at this kids imagination. So funny!!!!!! And yet... I was exactly like him as a kid. And to think, I just got a bb gun for christmas this year (well me and my sister). We are both in or 20s and our uncles kept saying 'Don't shoot your eye out!' LOL!
It I so scared
🤣😄🌲
I like that his little brother is still just exactly the same in this scenario.
Love how everyone is trying and failing to not start laughing their asses off here.
When he’s laying on his bed he was probably thinking “that’ll show em!”
I love the dream sequence. It was silly and dramatic all at the same time. And such good acting! 😁
This could be a great 'soap' opera!
DevonC90 i see what you did there
Especially because their wails sound almost operatic at first.
Doo Doo chee
A 🌲 Story!
BOOOOOOOO
" I told you not to use Lifeboy" line cracks me up every time a great cute love story to Christmas in the Fifties. I remember it well and still love and miss my Parents. But their Love remains. God rest there souls.
The film is set in the late 1930s or early 1940s, not the 1950s.
@@hotwax9376 It was either Christmas 1939 or Christmas 1940; before the U.S. entered WWII on December 7, 1941, and after *The Wizard of Oz* was released on August 25, 1939. (The characters of that film make an appearance at the Christmas parade.)
@@musicaltheatergeek79 Judging by the design of the decoder pin, it's probably 1940.
@@hotwax9376 You're right, it's Christmas 1940. I recently learned that the Red Ryder BB Gun was introduced in the spring of 1940.
Love how he’s smiling at the end 😂
The only time my brother felt sorry for me was when I had a seizure. I’m so sick and tired of his definition of funny where pulls stunts like throwing small firecrackers indoors. Ever seen Jackass? Hadn’t seen it, I just figured that’s where he gets this immature crap.
@@eaglesfan226 do you regularly bombard complete strangers with topically irrelevant pity parties? Genuinely curious.
The mom's cry at 1:10 😂
one of my favorite christmas movies
So dramatic. But haven't we all been there? We're punished, sent to bed in tears, and imagine ways to make them sorry for it.
I told you not to use LifeBouy!!
Use Dove next time. :P[]. :[P]. Uh ohh. Stuck? Stuck? STUCK!!! X[P] AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Nw Anywys
@@stefanpoirier6810 Correction: it's "Thtuck, thtuck, THTUCK!"
@HotWax93 so true. :D
This is the most hilarious scene for me.
RIP Melinda Dillon. Thank you for our childhood memories.
Thank goodness for _Hearts and Flowers._ I don't think there's a more perfect piece of music for a scene that's sad, yet hilarious in its melodrama.
“What brought you to this LOWLY state?”
“Well, I’ll manage to get by. SOMEHOW.”
“I told you not to use Lifebouy.”
😂
"I told you not to use Lifebuoy!"
Melinda and Darren looked like they had fun in this scene 😂
_"it..... it was?...... "_
_"yes"_
"🇸 🇴 🇦 🇵
🇵 🇴 🇮 🇸 🇴 🇳 🇮 🇳 🇬"
😥😥😭😰😰😓😢😭😢😓😰😪😰😭😢😪😰😭😥😪😰😭😰😭😰😪😰😪😢😭😭😰😓😭😰😏😰😪😥😭😰😪😢😭😥😪😰😭😰😓😥😭😢😓😢😰😭😢😭😢😭😰😭😰😭😢😭😰😭😰😭😰😭😰😪😢😭😭
“WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!”
I wonder if the parents planned to wail in harmony lol. So funny!
This has got to be the most melodramatic scene I've ever seen.
The fact that Ralphie has those ridiculous fantasies makes him an all-time delusion.
Why it's Ralph!
Wow! C'mon in Ralph, where you been?
Why...he's carrying a cane!
Yeah, what is it Ralph? What happened?
Why, he's...BLIIIND!?
BLIND!? OH MY GOD!
Is it something WE did!?
What brought to this LOWLY state?
Ralph, please tell us, no matter how it hurts. What did we do?
No I--I can't!
Oh please, Ralph, I must know what we did! What brought you to THIS!?
Please!
Please! ...Pleeease?
It...It-it was...
Yes? Yes!
Soap...Poisoning...
(in harmony) OOOOHHHHHH!
*sob sob* How could we do it?
Well, I'll manage to get along...somehow.
I'll never forgive myself.
Thanks mom!
I told you not to use LifeBouy
*sob* Oh I feel awful!
*sob sob*
*sob sob sob*
This film is a masterpiece. Straight up.
I watch this movie every second of the 24 hours it’s on each year
Soap in the mouth was a common punishment for my mom as a kid and it scared her so badly she can't even use that particular soap to this day
How could they keep a straight face in this scenes 🤣
You meant to write "scene"(singular)
@@goldenvulture6818Albert Einstein
I watch this movie every time when its Christmas time
Hahahaha!! Such a hilarious scene. I love how they did they did the over the top child version of reactions.
Hilarious as well he has a cup to beg for money 😂
@@techminds1579 A blind bum
Hammed it up
@@goldenvulture6818 ok
Granted you can't get blind from soap in your mouth, but chemicals from soap aren't meant to be injested and theyre making this as if parents forcing harmful chemicals down a kid's mouth is not a big deal.
I'm sure most kids felt like this whenever they got punished. Like "they'll be sorry" lol
I'm past 21 and I'm still not blind. You lied to me Ralphie. Go fudge yourself.
*Narrator:* Only I didn't say fudge.....
I said THE word, The big one, the queen mother of dirty words, the F dash dash dash word.
This scene is gold!
This whole time I thought he was saying "So Poisoning " not "Soap Poisoning".OMG😂🤣
That’s what I always thought he was saying, too, until I got my DVD of this movie with subtitles and saw he’s actually saying “Soap poisoning.”
"It...it was...soap poisoning." "Oh!" LOL :)! Fun fact, both the mom and dad, Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin, have been in a movie with Adam Sandler: Billy Madison and Reign Over Me. Melinda was in Reign Over Me and Darren was in Billy Madison!
I lose it everytime he holds his cup out for spare change lol 😆
1:10 reactions to the ending of Infinity War
I remember when I thought 21 was old and now I'm 19! I was 10 when I first watched this movie and I've loved it ever since!😂😂
This scene wins the Oscar for Best Drama
Ralphie's vengeance. Actually, don't put soap in your mouth, okay!
“it, it, it twasss, soappppp, posininggggggGggGgG”
My sister and I still quote lines from this movie year round.
1:10 My reaction to all of Disney's live action reboots.
Mom and Dad are crying after Ralphie says SOAP POISONING
"I told you not to use Lifebouy!" 😅
Ralphie pretended to be blind to get back at his parents for being too hard on him by putting soap in his mouth and grounding him for using that profane word 'Fudge'
I love how the editing shows how Billingsley had a hard time to try not to laugh.
I bet Petrella tried not to cry either.
0:13 my dad today
i have midterms coming up. they count for 10% of your average and you get a 45 just for showing up, making them have little to no effect on your grade. my dad doesn't know this, so he constantly yells at me about studying. i find a new level of relatability in this movie.
The old man was hilarious
Really, here one can see the parents and brother trying not to burst out laughing...
Ralphie is dressed like Incognito Mode
i bet ralphie in a christmas story christmas will have an over the top daydream of him be praised as the greatest father by his wife and children
1:10 Everyone's reaction to Mufasa's death
Or jack death in titanic
They sound like their singing instead of crying
That's Christopher Wray.😂
this happened to me sort of but with liquid soap. couldnt see for two weeks clearly
Ralphie's shit-eating grin at the end is the icing on the cake of this scene.
This reminds me of that time when i was younger and i wanted to haunt my enemies with my dying words or something
They put tiny pinpricks all over his glasses to make him feel blind. It actually worked well because Peter Billingsley said that he was always walking into furniture while wearing them.
I’ll never forgive myself
Thanks mom
CLASSIC!
I love how Ralphie fakes being blind. You can with the hugest smile on his face lol
The Solar Eclipse brought me here!
It...it..it twas.... soap POOOOISONING
1:10 everyone’s reaction to Walt Disney’s Death 😭
I remember when I was little, my mother often threatened to wash my mouth out with soap if I cursed, and I never did it because I was so afraid something like this would happen. The most amazing part is that I hadn't seen this film yet. I'd rather parents used something else, like maybe a spoonful of salt, that isn't potentially toxic.
I swear, this movie is the best I've ever seen 😂
Honestly it wouldn’t be as funny without the music
I also had these "that'll show them" fantasies anytime i got in trouble and my parents punished me lol.
He loves Schwartz and flick and randy so much
These dramatizations always made me laugh my ass off as a kid
Every grown up child who attempts to start an argument with his/her parents about what they did wrong in their childhood secretly wants this reaction... but it never ever happens!! 🤪😀😁
1:10 Everyone's reaction after Avengers: Endgame.