Asking Home Depot for Criminal Advice.

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  • @stephenp6411
    @stephenp6411 Рік тому +1348

    Lmao the first employee was totally on board until that last question

    • @hanaspa
      @hanaspa Рік тому +39

      Boundaries!

    • @joierivera4698
      @joierivera4698 Рік тому +75

      love the first guy! Shoutout to Home Depot with the best customer service.

    • @PhoenixAscending
      @PhoenixAscending Рік тому +31

      Yeah, they cut the camera at the perfect time. Hilarious

    • @be4stable
      @be4stable Рік тому +2

      Lmao

    • @stringbender3
      @stringbender3 Рік тому +13

      I was hoping he would show the full final reaction, idk why he didn’t…

  • @chrispatriot575
    @chrispatriot575 10 місяців тому +12

    Damn that last dude is reformed for sure, props to him

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 Рік тому +846

    I really don’t know how he doesn’t crack himself up, especially when he makes the click noise and goofy eyes. 😂

  • @hv4285
    @hv4285 Рік тому +78

    1:54, "what kind of rope would you recommend for tying people up", "it's just a prank on a family" 🤣🤣

  • @larrydanadavid2435
    @larrydanadavid2435 Рік тому +336

    Infiltrate motion sensors, trickulate alarm systems, prying open doors…this dude is hilarious

  • @charliebrown4799
    @charliebrown4799 Рік тому +69

    I went into my local home Depot looking for the best tools to cut into a safe. I told the employee my intentions. He didn't hesitate to go into great detail about all my options and was very helpful. Because of this, I'm a home Depot customer for life. Lowe's on the other hand...

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit Рік тому +6

      Sometimes you forget the combo

    • @pimpnick4920
      @pimpnick4920 Рік тому

      Home depot sells millfucky. Lowes nope

    • @jaminmaki4243
      @jaminmaki4243 Рік тому +1

      It's pretty common,for many reasons.

  • @BuckMcAntlerson
    @BuckMcAntlerson Рік тому +186

    Dude the improv character acting is top notch.

    • @edbassmaster
      @edbassmaster  Рік тому +81

      Appreciate on the stremf

    • @jamesmorgan9474
      @jamesmorgan9474 Рік тому

      ​@@edbassmasterman, you have to come over to my hometown, London, England. Skippy would go down a storm. Please Ed, I'm begging.....?

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Рік тому +2

      Ed you are the man! Can't wait to see your show live in Ohio@@edbassmaster

  • @road_king_dude
    @road_king_dude Рік тому +79

    This is honestly better than any customer service Ive ever gotten at Home Depot

    • @maltlickytexas
      @maltlickytexas 2 місяці тому +1

      You must change your profession.😂

  • @marz1054
    @marz1054 Рік тому +121

    First dude was a hit man for the gambino crime family in his prime 😂

    • @Tero92
      @Tero92 9 місяців тому +2

      His the guy who sold the nailgun to snoop on the wire.

  • @itoohavedreams
    @itoohavedreams Рік тому +160

    15 years later I'm still cracking up & tearing up from your videos !
    "disassemblate" LOL

    • @23100Battlefield
      @23100Battlefield Рік тому +12

      My favourite is when somone tells him to stop solicitation. And hes like
      "I aint been sicilin' dog"

    • @danacostello5908
      @danacostello5908 Рік тому +2

      @@23100Battlefield I know that video well. The way he looked at that guard when he said it was the best.

    • @tweezerjam
      @tweezerjam Рік тому

      Damn EB OG right here

  • @l80sman104
    @l80sman104 Рік тому +282

    That last guy is just trying to stay out of trouble. 😅

    • @JustGrillingandChilling.
      @JustGrillingandChilling. Рік тому +35

      Good on him!!

    • @billymcginnis1943
      @billymcginnis1943 Рік тому +6

      I know dog, that dude was trying to get Teste in trouble..

    • @danacostello5908
      @danacostello5908 Рік тому +4

      After watching his vids, I sit and wait for the next. I belly ache at all the antics.

    • @relikvija
      @relikvija Рік тому

      hahaha
      @@billymcginnis1943

    • @LeoZeKiwi
      @LeoZeKiwi Рік тому +4

      Or he knows a potential kidnapping when he sees one.

  • @Trixie_Django
    @Trixie_Django 8 місяців тому +4

    That last dude saw crazy already coming and he's like... "nope". *Spit... "nope". 🤣 That's a man with some history and done playin'. Respect. Lol

  • @dashermorgan
    @dashermorgan Рік тому +40

    The last dude already got two strikes and he's not trying to go back😂

  • @the.shotgun.approach
    @the.shotgun.approach Рік тому +29

    Now this was a banger Ed!😂
    "So don't do it and you won't get caught." -words to live by

  • @montanaplease
    @montanaplease Рік тому +311

    That’s a shame, how the smartest person was the one who was just out of jail himself out of the whole video

    • @Matt-yj1lz
      @Matt-yj1lz Рік тому +21

      Funny thing is all those other dudes would be trusted with more important higher paying type jobs than the dude with the record

    • @elidossett658
      @elidossett658 Рік тому +41

      What lol. That’s the employees job. You help customers find what they’re looking for. Not anyone’s business why you buy what you buy.

    • @eatdabutt
      @eatdabutt Рік тому +17

      I think OP was talking about the dude with the orange hood at the end of the video bud. The one just standing on the side of the road that admitted to being on probation you know? The one who's not an employee but a dude who has actual street smarts.
      "I don't know, I don't care, I'm not interested, it's not my business"
      Words of a wise man who's been thru the system and survived.
      ​@elidossett658

    • @leoarmand751
      @leoarmand751 Рік тому +15

      I’m hopeful for that last guy!

    • @shawnbottomley6381
      @shawnbottomley6381 Рік тому +3

      I agree with that statement. At least he was on camera refusing to do a potential breaking, but with all seriousness I know this video was meant to be a joke but always good to have street smart.

  • @makeyourownluck8823
    @makeyourownluck8823 Рік тому +10

    That last guy looks like trouble has been following him everywhere 😄 and it just came up on em again 😂

  • @bigjuice7020
    @bigjuice7020 Рік тому +38

    Don't do it. You won't get locked up. Best advice ever!🤔🤣

  • @jvillebil13
    @jvillebil13 Рік тому +18

    Ed's videos crack me up like crazy but the fact of the matter is there really are people with that mentality and are doing things like that. I guarantee you if he asked enough people he'd find a lookout. Keep em coming Edl

  • @danmcclellan2451
    @danmcclellan2451 Рік тому +219

    Why this man does not have a sitcom on national television is beyond my comprehension! 👏👏👏👏👏✌️😂😂😂

    • @evognayr
      @evognayr Рік тому +45

      No one watches TV anymore, he gets more views on UA-cam.

    • @edbassmaster
      @edbassmaster  Рік тому +131

      I might get mines

    • @linsqopiring6816
      @linsqopiring6816 Рік тому +3

      @@edbassmasterWhat about your one on CMT?

    • @fookingsog
      @fookingsog Рік тому

      'Cause he have it on
      Ghett0T👀b!!! 😂

    • @GTLNewyork
      @GTLNewyork Рік тому +1

      @@edbassmasteryou better put in an appy app right quick

  • @Jude-z5q
    @Jude-z5q Рік тому +3

    One time i was moving some couches in a truck while it was raining so i stopped at walmart and asked an employee " can you tell me where i can find a really good tarp, like a homicide grade tarp that keeps the smell in and the water out?" Teenage employee paused with a look of disgust and disbelief, then told me where to look. I embarrassed the hell out of the friend i was with because he didnt know i would ask that.

  • @MustangWriter
    @MustangWriter Рік тому +120

    Word has it those employees are still watching Crime Stoppers to call in for the reward. 😂

    • @Ze_Moose
      @Ze_Moose Рік тому +2

      I can believe that. "Yeah yeah, he just left the store....."😂

  • @BAndres1
    @BAndres1 Рік тому +61

    The last guy is really trying to stay on the right path. Good for him 😊

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Рік тому +2

      not for long he'll be back in the joint soon

    • @BAndres1
      @BAndres1 Рік тому +13

      @@ModMax69If he stays positively strong like he did here, I doubt it

    • @kasey7638
      @kasey7638 Рік тому +2

      Right lol... When you're on probation and a random stranger asks you to do a 200,000 heist I'm pretty sure that common sense would tell you something is wrong. Even for the dumbest of people...

    • @BAndres1
      @BAndres1 Рік тому

      @@kasey7638 It sounds like an easy come-up but it's not worth it😬

  • @jackjurphy5020
    @jackjurphy5020 Рік тому +152

    This character is freakin hilarious. Do this guy all the time

  • @tonyanderson5363
    @tonyanderson5363 Рік тому +15

    Most underrated prankster on youtube man. Absolute legend.
    Do some more prankcalls! Theyre so damn funny😂 I say your "Playin possum with me" line all the time

  • @EverydayWithBobby
    @EverydayWithBobby Рік тому +63

    Ed uploads never disappoint 😂

  • @shanegouker1628
    @shanegouker1628 Рік тому +21

    Teste is by far my favorite character. There is no shame in his game!

  • @sarahratliff482
    @sarahratliff482 Рік тому +9

    This is hilarious! You found the nicest guys in Rochester! When you said, "On the stremph." I lost it! My friend, Adrian, used to say that line all the time. Haven't heard that in years! LOL

    • @jlock9085
      @jlock9085 Рік тому

      I go to that home depot occasionally lol.

  • @tomprice4016
    @tomprice4016 Рік тому +9

    Ed’s range of personalities is as wide as it is deep. What a G.

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones Рік тому +34

    Man, that last guy couldn't even help a brother out! 😆

  • @maxahissou7574
    @maxahissou7574 6 місяців тому +1

    That last guy, God bless you sir!🙌 And Ed Bassmaster, you are the best!👍🏆

  • @deegee9560
    @deegee9560 Рік тому +6

    I burst out laughing when Ed did that "click - tik"...after that second guy I thought he would do that frozen ugly face! I laughed so hard anticipating that! LOL

  • @miguelclare7999
    @miguelclare7999 22 дні тому +1

    Ed I dont care what no one say , you the MF best bra !!REAL talk my guy! the faces you be making are so hilarious bro you brighten up my day everytime bro!!! Thank you so much brother!!!

  • @EmilySmith-xw4op
    @EmilySmith-xw4op Рік тому +19

    The bassmaster never fails 😂 so funny!

  • @Jay_Z.
    @Jay_Z. Рік тому +14

    I love Ed, his content never disappoints! "You got that Weedle!?" 😂

  • @floater1063
    @floater1063 Рік тому +18

    First guy knew too much

  • @MR-sy8gp
    @MR-sy8gp Рік тому +18

    I like how you roll your hands when they are answering your question, like you trying to hurry them up 😂😂

  • @thejustinjustin1233
    @thejustinjustin1233 Рік тому +6

    It’s good to still see you uploading ed. You’re one of my favorite original UA-camrs.

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit Рік тому

      Keeping YT alive

  • @drewzze
    @drewzze Рік тому +2

    OMG!!! Killed me with ."Disasimulate the cameraz" ...followed up ..." there's a jawn dat can trickulate the cameraz" ...that's gold Ed!!

  • @lanemeyer9350
    @lanemeyer9350 2 місяці тому +3

    3:30: Dude’s not looking to catch another case

  • @displayfireworks
    @displayfireworks Рік тому +2

    0:43 I like how he added that quick"Dam" in there. LOL

  • @AlvOhBoy
    @AlvOhBoy Рік тому +3

    It’s always important to disassemblate the cameras….on the stremf! Lmao

  • @JoshNelson-b3y
    @JoshNelson-b3y Рік тому +1

    Possessing the ability to get on a "gangster ghetto swag" approach as he does time and time again, is so uncommon. Most's attempts are silly or dis-ingenuine, AND so seeing this man (You) hit it out the park ever time is a gift from God!

  • @elrablo3286
    @elrablo3286 Рік тому +6

    Last guy was like: the hood is still chasing me hard man

  • @tjrag3287
    @tjrag3287 Рік тому +1

    Hitting the like button before the video even started! Cos you know, we always teste, you feel me!

  • @cmontalvo194
    @cmontalvo194 Рік тому +5

    The 1st guy was damn near an accomplice to the crime 😂😂😂😂💯

  • @iplaymmos-io2ow
    @iplaymmos-io2ow Рік тому +2

    Ed, I watched you waaay back when you did your "Will you just look at it?" bit, and I'm glad to see you still pumping out material. Wishing you the best 🙂

  • @iliketocomment8144
    @iliketocomment8144 Рік тому +3

    Everyone is so nice when it comes to conversation about criminal behavior at Home Depot. 🇺🇸

  • @Brand_One
    @Brand_One Рік тому +1

    I really like the quick "DAMN!" That's something I would say. lol @3:02

  • @Buddybelly08
    @Buddybelly08 Рік тому +5

    I can’t believe people are helping him😂 THIS WORLD IS BRAINLESS

  • @23100Battlefield
    @23100Battlefield Рік тому +3

    You should have went back in dressed as the CIA agent character asking of anyone has seen the individal 😂😂

  • @CrownRickAuto
    @CrownRickAuto Рік тому +136

    The crappiest part of the video is when it video ends! :(...

    • @Gerald0613
      @Gerald0613 11 місяців тому +1

      nothing in the video is crappy if you don't like it do better

    • @MTJSJTWP
      @MTJSJTWP 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Gerald0613you’re not very smart

  • @Kmac223
    @Kmac223 Рік тому +1

    2:45 🤣 that guys solid lol too many softys around
    Funny vid too should run some more of it

  • @jakerose992
    @jakerose992 Рік тому +19

    First dudes a career criminal for sure 🤣🤣

    • @chicospaintingco
      @chicospaintingco Рік тому +1

      He needs his job. Not a good look.

    • @jack123xyz
      @jack123xyz Рік тому

      he saw the camera for sure

    • @Lexesbenz
      @Lexesbenz 3 місяці тому

      lol I promise you he’s not. Yes, I actually know him. He saw the camera and was beyond confused.

  • @MannyDer
    @MannyDer Рік тому +2

    funny how the cutter and the crowbar are in the same aisle, Home Depot knows whats up

  • @HouseOfCardsTarot
    @HouseOfCardsTarot Рік тому +6

    😂 10 years later I’m still laughing

  • @CrazyRampage
    @CrazyRampage Рік тому +1

    The last guy probably thought the cops were testing him lmao

  • @LiamHantos
    @LiamHantos Рік тому +18

    Never fails to make anyone laugh 😂

  • @scottyfrederick4981
    @scottyfrederick4981 Рік тому +1

    Conspiracy to commit a murder by laughter? I almost choked on my Pringles chip when the first guy told you how to break the jam!😂

  • @mimilovea2962
    @mimilovea2962 Рік тому +8

    Another banger! 😂😂😂❤️

  • @ILOVEBACONBOY2018
    @ILOVEBACONBOY2018 Рік тому +1

    Ed you seriously make me smile, in dark days I can smile, your videos rock long time fan!

  • @richdelgzz
    @richdelgzz Рік тому +4

    Should of dropped an Appie… good help is hard to find 😂

  • @jansassets5566
    @jansassets5566 Рік тому

    The security camera with guy #2 makes up words…. Disassemblate lol omg!!! 😂😂😂

  • @dentatusdentatus1592
    @dentatusdentatus1592 Рік тому +4

    Thief - "I don't want to get locked up."
    Stranger - "Then don't do it."
    😂😂😂

  • @Yaseen-mi
    @Yaseen-mi Рік тому

    OG was having non of that foolishness . Retired from the streets 😂

  • @alexanderperez2485
    @alexanderperez2485 Рік тому +3

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT RIGHTT HEREE

  • @thomasfarley6052
    @thomasfarley6052 Рік тому +2

    Man it just does not get any better than this i could watch these all day. Absolutely fabulous could not stop laughing. Looking forward to more Ed,, brother you are the best and those facial expressions just kill me. I t is so funny to watch the countenance on these peoples face when you are doing you're thing. Take care man

  • @joejoe7469
    @joejoe7469 Рік тому +3

    LMMFAO😂😂😂 ❤

  • @Space__Rooster
    @Space__Rooster Рік тому +1

    Lol this is by far the most helpful home improvement store employee ive ever seen. Usually they have no idea where or what anything is.

  • @betweenlamppost
    @betweenlamppost Рік тому +1

    Ed is Always Teste!! the most underrated comedian on earth

  • @pete8299
    @pete8299 Рік тому +2

    Hahaha that poor dude at the end wanted nothing to do with the plan

  • @kfitzy89
    @kfitzy89 Рік тому

    At the very end with that noise and gesture you combined iWork, psh and always teste seamlessly 🤣

  • @ModMax69
    @ModMax69 Рік тому

    @0:44 LOL please make this a reoccurring new sound for Testy!! I love this Ed!!! Can't wait for you to come to Ohio I am bringing all my friends to your show

  • @Yessirdo
    @Yessirdo Рік тому

    The cross eyed look mid convo 😂 character on point 💯

  • @The_Don_TV
    @The_Don_TV Рік тому

    Ed trying to talk into action that last guy... "I can't go down like that!" 😂😂

  • @DoctorRickSanchez
    @DoctorRickSanchez 8 місяців тому

    2:58 _He said he trynna shut that joint down_ 😂😂😂😂😂 _I spit all my drink out._

  • @bruceandteo
    @bruceandteo Рік тому +1

    This is pure class...... only just found this guy now. Me and Teo will be doing this in the future.... not the robbery, the comedy ❤😂

  • @scottk2774
    @scottk2774 11 місяців тому

    I’m addicted to these videos!!😂 he is a very talented man. His ability to keep his composure and basically ad lib is incredible. Thanks Ed!!

  • @lisab6375
    @lisab6375 Рік тому +1

    Last guy missed out. Hes the epitome of, “my names Bennett and I aint in it” 😂

  • @DCfreerunner
    @DCfreerunner Рік тому +1

    "What kinda rope would you recommend for tying people up" is a crazy question 😂

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480 Рік тому +2

    Lmao I started watching Ed like 15 years ago, still my favorite prankster lol

  • @-108-
    @-108- 7 місяців тому

    AT is the greatest character ever devised. Friggin' hilarious.
    Ed Bassmaster: You are the king, my man!

  • @Tom2312yueyei
    @Tom2312yueyei 4 місяці тому

    The mouth pops, and the hand gestures is F hilarious 😂

  • @TheFredismShow
    @TheFredismShow 9 місяців тому

    “I’m gonna prank this family and tie them up when I get inside the house.” I doubled over in laughter. 😂

  • @Scyfzer
    @Scyfzer 10 місяців тому +1

    Lmao.. the last part bro got me crying😂

  • @rugerboyks6288
    @rugerboyks6288 Рік тому

    The “dayum” at 0:45 with the cut off killed me 😂

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda Рік тому +1

    The last guy didn't want nothing to do with you. "Don't do it and you won't go to jail." Lmao

  • @3Prodigy
    @3Prodigy Рік тому +1

    Lmao he really killed it in character with this one. Great job buddy wow thanks for the laughs you are better than celebrity status :)

  • @jrock2460
    @jrock2460 Рік тому

    Holy shit, the last guy checking him out as Ed approached. I almost fell off my chair. Shit like that is simply priceless!

  • @elitebpatch
    @elitebpatch Рік тому +2

    I fucking love you Ed best to ever do it , the true OG love ya bassmaster

  • @typeohero3519
    @typeohero3519 6 місяців тому

    "you put it on the glass and move it"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamiefrenz6136
    @jamiefrenz6136 Рік тому +2

    Ed that’s my dad you got at 1:28 lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skannal
    @skannal 11 місяців тому +1

    ...a device that can "trickulate" the camera LOL

  • @Luke-ofStoke-Factor
    @Luke-ofStoke-Factor Рік тому +2

    Infiltrating the Crib Yo!!!😅😊😂

  • @wvsoldier2001
    @wvsoldier2001 Рік тому

    One of the best!!😂😂 dang man, teste's eyes always be going cross-eyed when he's in some deep conversation! Stay teste!😂😂

  • @mud-5470
    @mud-5470 Рік тому +1

    You just keep getting better and more funny with your craft Ed. Good shit!

  • @lucien4980
    @lucien4980 Рік тому +1

    U the man Ed. Ur so damn funny. This made my night man, that first guy when u asked about gloves and ski mask lmfao.

  • @Albanian_Accountant
    @Albanian_Accountant Рік тому

    The song was perfect! 🎉I got a pocketful of sunshine... as he asks if he has any weedle

  • @JohnS-er7jh
    @JohnS-er7jh Рік тому +1

    the clicking noises he makes are the best...LOL. Always Teste.

  • @Buddybelly08
    @Buddybelly08 Рік тому +1

    It’s his cocked eye and sincerity for me😂

  • @davestevens4263
    @davestevens4263 Рік тому

    Man them Home Depot guys are very helpful to criminals, soo nice of them !