@@darren9678 "OMG I CAN BE AN ALPHA MALE AND LEAVE THE MATRIX BY JOINING THIS THING FOR 50$ AND GET PAID BY RECOMMENDING IT TO OTHERS??? 😱😱😱😱, OH GOLLY I CANT WAIT TO BE LIKE MY TOP G ANDREW TATE 😍😍😍😍 BETAS COPE AND SEETHE 😤😤😤😤😤" i cant believe im a sheep 😢 now the Matrix controls me ig 😞
@@Cabbage-Enjoyer I never said you should join HU but seeing that my friends make 20k plus from HU I don't care about your opinion, they don't do affiliate marketing btw which is what you are talking about by saying paid to promote it to others also all major companies have an affiliate marketing program, literally all you have to do is Google it but I guess that Is too much info for you to handle
@@darren9678 I will not take an opinion from someone blindly following a dude on the internet how they should live their lives and actually believes the matrix is real with multiple human trafficking allegations
Let’s be honest guys: Andrew Tate would never actually leave the Matrix because there’s no way Trinity would ever be able to talk to him without him calling her a b*tch and telling her to f*ck off.
Hi I’m an alien from the future and wanted to let you know that our class is studying this video that’s supposed to be “funny” for this current race. It’s sadly the only material we are legally able to watch and we are very confused.
Thank you oh great lord habibi thanks to you I am now the richest most successful person outside of Earth (I got a death sentence and was sent to the sun where I will burn and die)
The government locked him up because he told da truth, matrix sent their agents and bro didn't had his MP5, otherwise he would've taken everyone himself, and then escaped with the nearby telephone booth 😔.
open your eyes
No
👀
maybe
How
Thanks! Now i can see the video
Finally after 29 years I can finally breathe air for the first time, thank you
i never knew how to breathe air until he told me. 😔😔
وش تسوي هنا
I am breathing air after 15,it feels good
i am after 99 ers can beth ar
Breath Firt!
"BREATH AIR" 💀💀💀
@HalleluYAH 7 👁️👄👁️
@HalleluYAH 7 🤓
@HalleluYAH 7 Bro spoke the entire bible💀
@HalleluYAH 7 bro think he jesus 🤦♂️
@HalleluYAH 7 Bro I thought this was a joke so I kept reading until I realized
This video is so good I feel the matrix’s coming inside me
Ayo
🤨🤨🤨
3 mouth later 🤰🏼
Wai wha
Man's getting his passive in-cum
I used to be in the matrix, now the matrix is in me
I used to be under the matrix
Now I'm above the matrix 😎
@Computment -house?
@@rdlegends3988penis
@@rdlegends3988Yeah...
@@declanbrown7255 I am to the left of the matrix 😎
Thank you, I'm currently out of the matrix because of you
Yes, currently I'm about 50% out of the matrix. Just need to invest to that KOK coin and I'm free
@@HakimAbdul02 Nice caulk
Out of the matrix, into jail where you’ll be giving top to all the Gs
What there's nothing wrong-
@@exmateria1istg this is the only video I didn't understand even the comments 😢😢
*Step 0* : Pay $50 to join a pyramid scheme
Step 1: actually understand what a pyramid scheme is instead of being a sheep who does no research
@@darren9678 "OMG I CAN BE AN ALPHA MALE AND LEAVE THE MATRIX BY JOINING THIS THING FOR 50$ AND GET PAID BY RECOMMENDING IT TO OTHERS??? 😱😱😱😱, OH GOLLY I CANT WAIT TO BE LIKE MY TOP G ANDREW TATE 😍😍😍😍 BETAS COPE AND SEETHE 😤😤😤😤😤"
i cant believe im a sheep 😢 now the Matrix controls me ig 😞
@@Cabbage-Enjoyer I never said you should join HU but seeing that my friends make 20k plus from HU I don't care about your opinion, they don't do affiliate marketing btw which is what you are talking about by saying paid to promote it to others
also all major companies have an affiliate marketing program, literally all you have to do is Google it but I guess that Is too much info for you to handle
@@darren9678 I will not take an opinion from someone blindly following a dude on the internet how they should live their lives and actually believes the matrix is real with multiple human trafficking allegations
Better than wasting 100 of hours on CS GO🙄 like you
This man accomplished the entire purpose of Andrew Tate's life in a 30 second video
and without starting a pyramid scheme and attracting insecure teenagers
@@Tom-rd8ddbro chose fax 💯💯💯
31*
This shit hilarious 😂😂
Thanks to this video I have escaped the matrix
69th like 👹
I hope i can wake up from the matrix, thank you for the informative video.
@HalleluYAH 7 i ain't Reading this whole essay☠️💀
@HalleluYAH 7 I’m not reading all that. I’m happy for your tho, or sorry that happened.
@halleluyah7190 amen
@halleluyah7190 bla bla bla,bla bla bla. Nah,bro. I am good
Turns out EDP was the true NEO all along...
they imprisoned the hero for a kupkeyk 😢
@@Cabbage-Enjoyer and now they got our top g for sekstrafi king 😔
@@ashary9675 As a citizen of Sekstrafi I can confirm.
my eyes are opened
I remember when you were the shit, the main meme channel
the real matrix is the friends we made along the way
As a person honorably working a 9 to 5 : 💀
You know what to do
@@christurner6330 pfp checks out💀
@@nomad4339 It's my duty
@@christurner6330uh oh
Ngl i think andrew tate is just jealous of keanu reeves and that's why he hates the matrix trilogy.
☠️
Fax
“The matrix has attacked me”
Spoke like a true cult leader
As a wise woman once said, "tourner Dans le vide."
Indilla
“ you ain’t the top G you the bottom Q” -packgod
wha coloh is yo buga’e
@@bruhmoment4188 light blue
@@bruhmoment4188what colour is your top g’s jail cell?
@@DumbSmurf my comment was satire buddy
@@bruhmoment4188what color is your panties?
Bro thinks he's "The One" 💀
Let’s be honest guys: Andrew Tate would never actually leave the Matrix because there’s no way Trinity would ever be able to talk to him without him calling her a b*tch and telling her to f*ck off.
iowa!!!!!
@@ilovedrinkingasoline you bet.
Hi I’m an alien from the future and wanted to let you know that our class is studying this video that’s supposed to be “funny” for this current race. It’s sadly the only material we are legally able to watch and we are very confused.
Hey, you can call me IDK and I'd happily explain it to you as best as I can. 😊
@AKAGAMI NO SHANKS I was waiting for a reply to start the conversation. I did not want to talk to someone who doesnt know me
0:12 caught me off guard LMAO XD
The defnition of being in the matrix is not being allowed to abuse and sex traffic women...
don't forget recording it and selling it online
so its fine as long as I dont record it
o crap its not
@@mrminkman952 And boasting about it to your fans and clients
Sounds based to me.
How to escape *MATRIX*- create your own matrix with incels and NPCs
Andrew Tate has been real quiet since this video dropped
Cancelled
"You ain't the top G, you the bottom Q" ☠
Lol I thought I was the only one who laughed when people say "the matrix"
"the matrix" is just what the system if the world is referred to.
@@bazzy518 I know I just found it gimicky
@@eggmans9208 yeah bro kinda weird naming, but it basically is "the matrix" as weirdly named it is
@@bazzy518it is named to make it appear to be cool for younger people.
Like if he said system then they will not pay attention to I.
@@fallaciousfirm2524 confidently incorrect
As Jesus Christ I approve this and we need to get more people out of the matrix
OPEN YOUR EYES
Yes we need to go under the matrix instead of the right of the matrix
oh my god it's jesus christ from the hit book "the bible"
yoooooooooooooooo jesusssss the people that shouted you would be back outside the mall were rightAa
Nah man shi so crazy jesus pulled up 😭
All these tate fans r trying to act cool while saying you’re wrong 💀💀💀 one of them said ‘eh…. trash’ wtf 💀💀💀
I even saw someone who has denial so bad that he started insulting people and nobody sides with him
I can learn to leave the matrix now! Let’s hope I escape❤
Lowgan Paul in the end 💀
Thank you so much! I finally know how to escape from the matrix!
Tates a guy who talks about the Matrix but chose to stay and eat the steak.
...what?
@@oldm44zali watch the first movie
@@GhostGhosterson ah ok I thought you were talking about the actual matrix. Although it just means the media or social media
@@oldm44zali bro calls himself Morpheus but he's actually cypher
@@ashary9675 I....didn't?
Instructions unclear, I am now married to EDP
No lie actual brain dead Tater fanboys are saying "we expected this because he taught us how to escape the matrix " 🤣🤣
@@oldm44zali he typed, on social media.
@@oldm44zali you typed that on social media
@@oldm44zali bro.... can u read the whole discussion again
@@oldm44zali aint no way i came across u again
@@oldm44zali i love shitposting and clowning on tate so a mix of both is even better well im not gonna debate about andrew tate with u again
Thanks bro i can finally 1v1 the Rotschilds.
Arresting a few Tate was probably romanias best achievement
Why do people try to escape matrix?? It's literally the easiest chapter in 9th grade mathematics. smh
Step 1 : wake up at 3 am
Me : * Who sleep sat 5 am * Noize
Bro became low Q💀💀💀
Why does Andrew tate look like white pop smoke in the thumbnail
This is so stupidly hilarious
The matrix is real 🥵
can we get much higher
Real sad that’s for sure
Matriuxxy
Bro break out of the Matrix and got arrested💀💀💀💀
If the Matrix isn't real, then why did the movie just get reccomended to me? Coincidence? I think not.
Aint no way i got a ad made by tate himself before watching the video 💀💀
R u indian Rs 497 hustlers guide lol
@@krishnagopalan1680 yes 😂😂
@@krishnagopalan1680 like bro we are Indians you can't scam us
@@_nutcracker lmaooo good one
@@_nutcracker don't you know we invented scamming
Passive incum💀
Cums
This comment right here is the peak example of comedian history
Excellent comment young blud
This is such a good refute of the matrix bs, like it's absurd humor and all but it is still amazing
The matrix is real, will you wake up?
@@weirderthaneveryt4269🤓
@@weirderthaneveryt4269 cope harder
Guys, I escaped the matrix and it's hella boring. god of war doesn't exist 0/10 would not recommend
Guys, help. I managed to escape The Matrix, but I got ended up on Backroom and I can't get out. Oh god, please somebody help me!
I swear this entire video is literally just my sense of humour summed up..
most normal influencer in ohio💀
cringe
bro i like the ohio memes but this is just unfunny
@@nwut ok.. most normal person in Detroit then
@@nwutwhat about most normal influencer in Illinois
If you ever get allegations regarding you, make sure to be careful of what pizza brand you order from
i did all of this and im out of the matrix! but now i'm in jail for 70 years thanks
As an average Andrew Tate, I approve this message
We're going to drop the soap With this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
The matrix has attacked me.
Perfect summary of sigma males
Thank you! I'm out of the Matrix but i now can't get out of Jail
*BREATH EAR*
COCKCOIN 😭😭
100% working as of 2023 thanks topg
Common Pizza box W
@@mufoitzzz8798 cope
@@mufoitzzz8798 honestly dude I have seen a million Andrew Tate meatriders I could no longer identify irony
Fucking matrix !!!! They got him
Guys I did it, I came on the matrix
Step 5: "buy my 5000 dollar pyramid scheme. trust me bro"
We live in a -society- Matrix
I think people who preach about the matrix haven’t seen the film, or even understand it beyond ooo green hacker text
Bruhhh moment
"Cockcoin" ahhhh my fav coin💀💀😂😂
🙏 Thank you, I will go on to become Neo in the future
Sleep at 4 am and wake up at 3am
Andrew has been watching too many matrix movies💀💀
This video made me a sigma patrick bateman redpill chad
We escaping the matrix bois💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Escaping the mental hospital
We escaping Sigma jail With this one
He in the fatrix
nikocatrix
What is the name of the sound at 0:06
Nelly - Dillema
It's a sound effect in that song
@@IHATECHOCOLATEPEOPLE42069 ah yeah I see thank you
@@freshbair3943 its been a year man you alright? 💀
@@IHATECHOCOLATEPEOPLE42069 yeah just active on the app
@@IHATECHOCOLATEPEOPLE42069lol
My eyes have been opened.
Thank you oh great lord habibi thanks to you I am now the richest most successful person outside of Earth (I got a death sentence and was sent to the sun where I will burn and die)
Just the matrix clips
0:03 The Matrix Reloaded
0:25 The Matrix Reloaded
0:27 the matrix
Good video
UNBREATHE AIR,DONT DRINK WATER,YOU NEED A VAPE,INVEST IN DING DONG COIN
tandrew ante
Truly inspiring
UA-cam RECOMMENDED ME THE MATRIX MOVIE AFTER THIS VIDEO IM FUCKING DEAD
I HEARD ANDREW TATE GOT MOLESTED......:)
Isn’t he a grown man
@@Asillygoober31 doesnt matter🥸
@@ikinardnaim9318 Deez don’t matter
@@Asillygoober31 Deez wat?
@@ikinardnaim9318 Better question: Who’s Candice
I completely forgot that in the American Revolution, spears and clubs were used instead of muskets
very informative☺️👍
It's matrix breakin' time....
the matrix has found its new host
The Matrix has found its new host
The waffle house has found its new host
i've just broken 50% outta the matrix💀💀
Who Andrew Tate? I am Indonesian btw👊😎🇮🇩
Polarizing influencer
1 word, pyramid scheme
Bro really think he Neo 💀
real
BRUH THE THUMBNAIL DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE ANDREW TATE IT LOOKS LIKE MURR FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS
Y'all seriously think Tate thinks we're literally in a computer simulation, hope you guys can understand the double meaning behind the "matrix"
Alright bro, what is the double meaning behind the matrix?
We are waiting
Go on, we are waiting
The double meaning behind the matrix is the sex offender regis-
it's been seven months. the tate bootlicker ain't gonna give another meaning. 💀
Imagine getting arrested because of pizza 😂
I like Tate, but this video is very funny. And it makes sense. All you need to do to become the top G is breathe air! How do people mess that up?
username checks out ig
@@nwut funny you say that seeing your reply on a preacher’s comment
“username checks out ig” 😢
@@nwut "noobnamedwut"
@@staybased9320 yeah i got that zaza
@@nwut z a z a 🍃🍃🍃
this is the best shitpost channel o ever exist
The government locked him up because he told da truth, matrix sent their agents and bro didn't had his MP5, otherwise he would've taken everyone himself, and then escaped with the nearby telephone booth 😔.
Yeah if the matrix agents didn’t steal Andrews Bugatti’s then he could’ve escaped the matrix 😔😔😔😔
as a molecular cell this is hamburger/honey mustard