Matrix Youtube Poop- Cypher is an asshole

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Don't hate him. He's just an asshole.
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  • @StopFlaggingVideos
    @StopFlaggingVideos 7 років тому +57

    2:27: "garbage....."
    "yeah that's me"

  • @ZadakLeader
    @ZadakLeader 7 років тому +42

    I have the utmost respect for people that still name stuff "YTP"

  • @MrIgorKuznetsov
    @MrIgorKuznetsov 7 років тому +21

    That scene with Morpheus driving was hilarious, awesome job, man!

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime 7 років тому +35

    I just thought, in the movie, how was Cypher able to go in and out the Matrix and talk to Agent Smith without Tank knowing??

    • @Freenure
      @Freenure 7 років тому +32

      He was talking to the code. That scene was just a visual representation for the audience. That's why he got so startled when Neo catches him. He was talking to an agent right there and then, but Neo just had no clue what he was looking at. "A brunette, a blonde, a redhead"... or just this fucking agent right here ma nigga.

    • @andresb4295
      @andresb4295 7 років тому +5

      Freenure nice

    • @ZadakLeader
      @ZadakLeader 7 років тому +1

      All the realities in the Matrix were the same simulation.

    • @annabelleahmad2253
      @annabelleahmad2253 6 років тому +5

      Freenure Really? All these years I thought he entered the Matrix in secret.

    • @annabelleahmad2253
      @annabelleahmad2253 6 років тому +3

      Freenure Also what about the steak he was eating? I mean, he ve comments on it.

  • @CrushinRuSSian27
    @CrushinRuSSian27 7 років тому +7

    Is Morpheus alive Tank?
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
    Got it

  • @peter4377
    @peter4377 2 роки тому +6

    Mailman: Have a nice day
    Neo: No
    BOOM!!!

  • @ButchersNailsEnjoyer
    @ButchersNailsEnjoyer 7 років тому +6

    If the pizza's cold, kiss my ass

  • @socraticmusic
    @socraticmusic 7 років тому +17

    this is gold, please make more of these.

  • @JayyCobb
    @JayyCobb 7 років тому +6

    There were many good moments in this! Oddly enough, my favorite moment was 15:52.

  • @jamesthedragon2344
    @jamesthedragon2344 6 років тому +5

    19:55 I can’t breathe OML

  • @astalavisitor
    @astalavisitor 7 років тому +16

    *IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER*
    *AFTER 6 YEARS IM CRYING WITH MY HEART ONCE AGAIN!!*
    *AAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

    • @margot_46
      @margot_46 7 місяців тому

      Wtf is wrong with you.

  • @ZeeCobra
    @ZeeCobra 8 років тому +8

    YOU'RE.. YOU'RE BACK!?
    This is great. There have been a lot of UA-cam Poopers retiring lately, it's nice to see a new video from an old pooper for a change. Hopefully you're going to be here for a while...

    • @JordanTheVideoGuy
      @JordanTheVideoGuy  8 років тому

      Thanks. Yeah hopefully I can add more videos it depends on whether it's pulled down for copyright or not.

    • @ZeeCobra
      @ZeeCobra 8 років тому

      JordanTheVideoGuy Worst time to be back... the war against unfair copyright has only just begun my friend.

    • @JordanTheVideoGuy
      @JordanTheVideoGuy  8 років тому +2

      +ZeeCobra World War 3: War of the copyright lol

  • @noir4659
    @noir4659 7 років тому +9

    -Have a nice day.
    -No.

  • @EwDirt
    @EwDirt 7 років тому +10

    Some old school YTP quality my man.

  • @erikfrommeyer2606
    @erikfrommeyer2606 5 років тому +5

    “If he’s really the ONE, then there has to be some kind of miracle to stop me.”
    (Guy charged at him but gets gunned down)

  • @justbleedprod.9414
    @justbleedprod.9414 4 роки тому +3

    15:17 lmao genius

  • @jaystarr6571
    @jaystarr6571 6 років тому +4

    16:33 Trinity: *"UH...Are you feeling alright Morpheus?"*

  • @100xYGO
    @100xYGO 8 років тому +7

    Way too long, but it still had some awesome moments! :D
    Really good work!

  • @kitgusto2390
    @kitgusto2390 7 років тому +4

    "Have a nice day"
    "no"

  • @marielb2924
    @marielb2924 6 років тому +2

    After nine branes you know what I realize...? NOTHING

  • @korejko
    @korejko 3 роки тому +1

    The only reason this is rated R is for the violence. (I didnt find it that violent. Probably because I watch too much of that 90s cop show called .L.A. Heat and I see helicopters flying out of control and about to go down all the time in that.)

  • @dylantrott18
    @dylantrott18 6 років тому +3

    Great intro 😂😂😂

  • @AdamCarter765
    @AdamCarter765 7 років тому +4

    Great UA-cam poop. I haven't seen one this good in a long time.

  • @N3O1999
    @N3O1999 Місяць тому +1

    I just noticed for the first time while watching this that when he first meets Morpheus his hair is short than it was in the office or most other times he’s in the matrix

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +3

    0:08 oh my god that "PCH EUAR"
    gets me no matter what poop it's in!! Hahahahahaha

  • @ak47shengcheng
    @ak47shengcheng 7 років тому +5

    This is a masterpiece

  • @mrandrossguy9871
    @mrandrossguy9871 5 років тому +2

    Top 10 ytps.
    Or top 20 🤣😭

  • @arbiterg
    @arbiterg 8 років тому +2

    You're ALIVE!
    PRIASE THE POOPPY HEAVENS!

  • @mrandrossguy9871
    @mrandrossguy9871 2 роки тому +3

    Whoa 6:15 Lmao
    How did he Know

    • @Cum007
      @Cum007 2 роки тому

      Righhhhhht

  • @RStaRaptoR
    @RStaRaptoR 6 років тому +2

    Why would you blame video games for shootings??? Its movies like this that do it!

  • @adrianbergmann2790
    @adrianbergmann2790 6 років тому +1

    What the shit? Thats my shit! That Guy stole my shit!

  • @cowgoesmoo2
    @cowgoesmoo2 2 роки тому +1

    This is actually pretty good but it's just really long, otherwise pretty underrated by views.

  • @Schizosepsis
    @Schizosepsis 3 роки тому +2

    4:15 electrons be like

  • @Schizosepsis
    @Schizosepsis 3 роки тому +1

    4:15 If a tree falls in an empty forest, does it make a sound?

  • @zaidmasarweh3369
    @zaidmasarweh3369 6 років тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣
    This is so funny

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 5 років тому +1

    Thomas anderson
    *Silence*
    Thomas anderson
    *Silence*
    Anderson Thomas
    *Silence*
    Garbage..
    *Yeah thats me*

  • @LOLCRAZEDmonkey
    @LOLCRAZEDmonkey 7 років тому +3

    that was great . good work

  • @eklypse21
    @eklypse21 8 років тому +5

    This is masterful!

  • @gregbeard1744
    @gregbeard1744 4 роки тому +1

    If you pause it at 1:21 read all the receipt 🤣

  • @Purple1222119Music
    @Purple1222119Music 8 років тому +2

    Dang, it has been a long while! Good to see a video from you again

    • @JordanTheVideoGuy
      @JordanTheVideoGuy  8 років тому +1

      hey you were able to watch it! hopefully it stays up. lol thanks for watching.

  • @nbalongboi9738
    @nbalongboi9738 7 років тому +1

    "MY SHIP" Im fucking dead

  • @roniemcrea
    @roniemcrea 4 роки тому +1

    11:46
    Then we have a Deagle?😂😂😂💪🏽😆

  • @allys744
    @allys744 2 роки тому +1

    The remixed scene with cypher at dinner eating the steak had me in tears 10:54-11:48

  • @thematrixtrilogy7339
    @thematrixtrilogy7339 6 років тому +1

    i don't understand the steak part with cypher explain please!

  • @BernyjackStone
    @BernyjackStone 8 років тому +1

    i want the part 4 of toy story poop

  • @connorbriggs2128
    @connorbriggs2128 8 років тому +1

    you need to work on your editing dude I almost went def while watching this

  • @Lament-qm8ig
    @Lament-qm8ig 3 роки тому +1

    I like Cypher.

  • @hypemugen
    @hypemugen 2 роки тому +1

    I wish we had 10 hours of this

  • @arkustangens4653
    @arkustangens4653 4 роки тому +1

    You stay in Pill-land

  • @Schizosepsis
    @Schizosepsis 3 роки тому +1

    The ending killed me

  • @AllAboardAudio.
    @AllAboardAudio. 8 років тому +2

    It's good to see some YTP back up. Unfortunately, those MLG shits are the new thing....

    • @JordanTheVideoGuy
      @JordanTheVideoGuy  8 років тому

      +Itza me toad Thanks man. What's an MLG shit?

    • @fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf
      @fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf 8 років тому

      +JordanTheVideoGuy in one hand.. you'll have morpheus' Johnson. in the other hand you'll have your own.

  • @Manikinator
    @Manikinator 3 місяці тому

    "They will fight to protect carpenters"

  • @xxtravisxxify
    @xxtravisxxify 7 років тому +1

    14:00 LMAO 😂

  • @annabelleahmad2253
    @annabelleahmad2253 6 років тому +1

    - Garbage.
    - Yeah that's me.

  • @wd-type9643
    @wd-type9643 6 років тому +1

    0/1. No sos memes.

  • @edmundasfeiza7182
    @edmundasfeiza7182 7 місяців тому

    WHAT TA FUCK PLSS MORE MATRIX EDIT MEME🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ratraccoon
    @Ratraccoon 3 роки тому

    Who else is watching this in January 2021?

  • @mackmcmillan9905
    @mackmcmillan9905 3 місяці тому

    Mouse is anorexic Matt Damon.

  • @roniemcrea
    @roniemcrea 2 роки тому

    8:32 this is where it from goin mannequin challenge

  • @moamenhamouda7051
    @moamenhamouda7051 5 років тому +1

    19:27

  • @vidguy2004
    @vidguy2004 6 місяців тому

    This made me laugh hard.

  • @peternehemiah1606
    @peternehemiah1606 6 місяців тому

    12:30 - 12:37 i died lmfao

  • @oneawesomecatpersonmechani9083
    @oneawesomecatpersonmechani9083 7 років тому

    neo sees a black cat
    soooo scary everyone runs away. scary black cat!😈

  • @adamcontreras1486
    @adamcontreras1486 5 років тому

    *pizza time*

  • @Wasmachineman
    @Wasmachineman 7 років тому +2

    15:02 that filming screwup though, shame on you Wachowski Bros!

  • @silenceofthehills
    @silenceofthehills 8 років тому +1

    What movie was the tank scene from?

  • @Quack1945
    @Quack1945 7 років тому

    Whats the audio from at 3:29?

  • @2006969
    @2006969 8 років тому

    о, пуп, почему ты такой смешной

  • @123spill90
    @123spill90 7 років тому

    Wrong pill Neo

  • @jefferyriha3648
    @jefferyriha3648 7 років тому

    same here

  • @MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt
    @MiguelAlvarez-ty1jt 7 років тому +2

    i've waited 2 long for this. thanks, jordan.

  • @Schizosepsis
    @Schizosepsis 3 роки тому

    10:23

  • @BernyjackStone
    @BernyjackStone 8 років тому

    5:53 what movie is

  • @YaM8Kraken
    @YaM8Kraken Рік тому +1

    Year truly was 2021 two years ago and I can say it looked no different than what you have predicted.🤣

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek 7 років тому

    THANKS FOR THR MOVIE!!! HAHAHA
    *Good shit!!* *Omg haha **7:27**!!!*