Its a little,more involved than that. COUSINS can marry, if 1 or both are sterilized. They may NOT procreate. Also there are no common law marriages in Alabama.
I’m originally from Petersburg, Virginia. There’s a law there that windows can’t be tinted and there is a max amount of stickers you can put on your car
I was literally in tears on the last one. "She was using the dildo on the run, state to state " lmao, the husband killed himself 5 years later because he couldn't handle the mystery. Omg I couldn't breathe.
ROFLMAO the end was cracking me up!! I'm listening intently and at the end when you paused and had that ridiculous look on your face like, "what the fuck just came out of my mouth!?" I LOST IT!! Thanks for the laughs! I truly needed it. I have Lupus but on top of that, dealing with the flu 😷 right now as well. It was worth the coughing fit!
When they say "incestuous marriages are legal" how incestuous are they talking about? First cousins? Siblings?? Parents and their adult children???? "... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!" - Sir Terry Pratchett 3:41 - When you've had a long morning, putting flowers on all your loved ones' graves, come have a comforting lunch at Angel's Soul Cafe. 4:28 - Every time I hear a joke about someone humping the tailpipe of a car, all I can think is, "Wouldn't that hurt??" 5:21 - Somehow this reminds me of that scene in "Mathilda" where the boy who stole a piece of cake was forced to eat the WHOLE HUGE CAKE in front of the whole school. I LOVE your take on the dildo one!!!
I didn't even know until now that Joe's video views were getting up into the millions. I am so fuckin proud of him. He genuinely cracks me up every video. He deserves all the views. You go man, fck it up!!!
Crystal Brooks That's his older brother, Keith Santagato. This is on the shirt. typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost/2016/9/29/c0b75e58-a22b-4251-a458-804216d52171.jpg
I agree. He's one of my favorite UA-camrs and I need more. Not to mention having to wait for a week for only a 6 minute video. Can we at LEAST double that time?
In North Carolina, singing off key is illegal, a bingo game can’t last more than 5 hours and can’t serve alcohol, and finally: “if a man and a women who aren’t married register into a hotel as married, then legally, they are married”
omg the end where tf did that come from Joe?😂😂😂 btw I never heard of that weird ass law about the realistic dildos in Texas. I'm from Dallas............................................................................I could be going to jail😝
4:18 WOAH THAT JUST CHANGED MY LOOK ON FALLOUT 4. Is THAT where they got the name for the gas station and is THAT why you find dogmeat there? MIND BLOWN.
Joe Hollywood is gonna come knocking on your door. The grief scene and the Dunkin Donut ad, perfection. I watch your videos very often, many times. Wish I had new ones to watch. I am a great fan. You do make this old lady laugh, thanks
he makes these videos (shoots edits & uploads) all in one day lol he talks about it in his podcast. The quality would be the same I think he just does a lot of other shit
Love your videos! My boyfriend changed his relationship status to new relationship with another girl and forgot to break up with me. This was the laugh I needed.
Seriously, you have to start making these videos again!! They literally make me laugh harder than I have in years. You’re hilarious!! I’m literally rewatching vids that I watched years ago. Still hilarious!!
Ok, i live in Kentucky and i thought the wierdest law ive seen for this state was: You cannot dye a duckling blue and sell it unless you dye 6 of them blue and theyre sold all at once. i now stand corrected 🤣🤣🤣🤣
omg that entire weird movie plot you came up with reminded me of dwight from the office in the episode where he tells the story of his perfect crime lmfao
(Posting this comment referring to him talking about fleshlights) My dad found my brothers fleshlight one day (yeah idk) and he told my brother not to be embarrassed because when my dad was in the military he had a roommate who would literally orgasm every time someone mentioned Sandra bullock, I really wish I was Kidding omg.
Why does this state never do good things? Actually I'd just be happy with a not-weird thing. Can we do those? No? Well, at least we have right-turn-on-red, suck it Georgia!
"Who's having sex with a porcupine?" - Joe 2016.
Florida man obviously
Also the one about not kissing breasts only specifies your wife's. Anyone else is fair game.
Happyradish18
It is probably a law from 100 years ago or something and it's just not enforced anymore
Zachary Goddard This guy gets it
Happyradish18 damn. Fucking porcupines, we have advanced as a human race
that makes sense... Florida would be the body, and the people would be the pricks
"I can't believe grandpas dead....... Dunkin' Donuts is doing...." 😂😂
I laughed hysterically for like 10 mins straight off that joke! 😀
Chantel GroOz Frrgrrrrr Fredrfff ay
Its illegal in maine because of stephen king
If we wanna beat traffic we better get the fuck outta here
I know exactly what you mean, you're not alone
Chill Nation wtf is chill nation doing here lol
Chill Nation love you chill nation ! :) hahaha
Chill Nation You Need to Chill. & How do You Even?...
Kyle My girlfriend showed me his channel & I find him hilarious
Chill Nation
I love your channel!!
"I'm supposed to just look at them?" *pauses, then shrugs* "Looking at them is pretty good."
But that’s NOT the point
"Oh you wanted that soap so damn bad, so use it...use all of it" lmao
Hahahaah I started laughing so hard at that part!!
DUDE LMFAO
0:21 “That’s just a ok 👉🏻👌🏻, Alriiight.” I am dying rn😂😂
Same
Joe's the type of guy that does a running commentary when you're watching TV but it's fucking hilarious
"In Alabama, incestuous marriages are legal"
why am i not surprised
Cap sweet home alabama 🤧
Cap cause it’s butt fuck Alabama
I know
That’s the greatest meme I could last 23 hours making jokes
Its a little,more involved than that. COUSINS can marry, if 1 or both are sterilized. They may NOT procreate. Also there are no common law marriages in Alabama.
Fun fact: in Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sleep outside on top of your refrigerator at night.
Steph Kirby lol
Steph Kirby dammit there goes my weekend plans.
My state is weird
Brianna Vingless no way
Hecc
i laughed so hard at the random story at the end 😂 pretty creative imagination!
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@@newyorkyankees81 simp
@@xanax-j6c dead meme
@@velcrostrap1097 buddy that was months ago when it was popular smh
@@xanax-j6c lmao I know I just felt like being a dickhead. Aye you have a good day tho fr.
For a moment, I thought Keith was the guy on your t-shirt 😂😂
Gato Martinez ME TOO LOL
Gato Martinez Same haha
KEITH SHOULD MAKE A TSHIRT JUST LIKE THAT BUT WITH HIS FACE
It's not Keith? I think it is.
it's the kid from the sandlot. that's the grin you do after you sneak a kiss to Wendy peffercorn
"Well that is news to me. Which breed of dogs is going around putting their red rocket into the tailpipe of a Ford F-150?"
I never knew dogs were compelled to molest a car.
I didn’t even know u could molest a car
I know dogs will hump anything, but I think my friend's dog might draw the line at cars.
Thanks, I watched the video too.
I'll be doing that in rocket league soon.
I live in Virginia, and in some parts of this state, it's illegal to tickle women.
Phandom! At The Septiplier you can't even feed the fucking birds here
Nicholas Meusel yes?
Phandom! At The Septiplier Matt is your pfp and I find that hilarious
I’m moving there then
I’m originally from Petersburg, Virginia. There’s a law there that windows can’t be tinted and there is a max amount of stickers you can put on your car
I was literally in tears on the last one. "She was using the dildo on the run, state to state " lmao, the husband killed himself 5 years later because he couldn't handle the mystery. Omg I couldn't breathe.
The porcupines are out of stock! 😂
Katie Pie DANG IT I KNEW IT WAS TOO LATE
The way he stops in the end after that made up story and says "sorry" had me dead😂😂😂
That movie plot sounded like Dwight from the office 😂😂
The chandelier story
Yessssss... fun fact i was just watching some office before this vid.... coincidence
BROOO YOU'RE NOT WRONG XDDDD
joe audia-lizotte oml same
I know lol
I've seen a realtor's sign in a cemetary, and it said, "The neighbors are quiet."
lynnsundrop thats genius
Lmao
LMAO
😂😂😂
At first, I thought his shirt had a picture of Keith on it.
Doug A Same
it isn't Keith?
Doug A 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eric Zhou nah it's the nerdy kid from The Sandlot
Doug A same!
6:07 “couldn’t deal with the mystery” 😂
6:00 he sounds like Dwight from the office!!!😂😂😂
Yes the perfect crime😂
Michael Nudo omg totally
Michael Nudo omg I was thinking the same exact thing when I watched this.
HAHA the chandelier
Michael Nudo true
I'm tripping so bad right now and that last part was hard to break away from
I like how he explained a fleshlight lol
Also how does he know if they're pricey hmm......
She starts using it on the run😁😁😁😁🤣🤣😂
All his videos are hilarious. Also that Squints t-shirt 👌
ROFLMAO the end was cracking me up!! I'm listening intently and at the end when you paused and had that ridiculous look on your face like, "what the fuck just came out of my mouth!?" I LOST IT!! Thanks for the laughs! I truly needed it. I have Lupus but on top of that, dealing with the flu 😷 right now as well. It was worth the coughing fit!
Tina Miller jesus u could of just said da ending was funny
Tina Miller hope you're feeling better
Ladies and gentlemen... my dear friends... we are gathered here today to mourn the death of Mr-
*SPONSORED BY PEPSI*
Fuckin Pepsi. Have some respect. lol
Pix Tron Mourn*
Happyradish18 Ty!
Pix Tron No thank you for not being a dick about my correction like some people would ;)
Happyradish18 I mea- I'M OFFENDED! TRIGGERED! I MUST RETREAT TO MY SAFE SPACE! JUST REMEMBER THAT IT'S SOMEHOW YOUR FAULT.
Lmao, that movie plot at the end, followed by that look on your face, was definitely my favorite part of this video!! 🤣🤣
4:58 - 5:00 he was about to start laughing (look at his smile)
😂😂
Doni ACM the things u notice
Doni ACM a
Doni ACM I know lmfao
He run wild with the didlo theory again
THE SOAP ONE KILLED ME I AM DEAD😂
Hey wife
For a second, I thought that was Keith on his shirt and then I realized it’s Squints from The Sandlot.
Joe we need another video in this channel. We also need another mad libs madness.
sorry they are just the funniest videos besides your advice videos
Aless M I like idiots of the Internet the best
+OpTIcJoE mee too
Those are the best😂😂😂MAD LIBS
YOU NEED TO REACT TO EPISODE OF MY STRANGE ADICTION
The Unicorn Queen yes!!
The Unicorn Queen He said he hates reacting videos
The Unicorn Queen pls
The Unicorn Queen pls
The Unicorn Queen
If it's a law that means it's happened before.
Let that sink in.
Interesting choice of words.
Emily Jones quite interesting
What does the sink want now?
What fucking dog molested a car
Lily Ward there's a dude in Ohio who recently fucked the grill of a van in broad day light lol
You're videos always make me feel better. Thanks Joe. Sincerely
So... that's Keith on your shirt right?
Matthew Harnett hey did I see u yesterday
Slashed Beauty ARE YOU STUPID!!!!!!!
Slashed Beauty no its from a movie
You killing me Smalls.
TheBandit025 thank you finally someone knows!
that movie plot at the end though 😂😂
We need someone to pitch this to Hollywood
WELCOME BACK! TWO WEEKS WAS TOO LONG!
"Boom, right here, left hand, got another one" 😂😂😂
Luke Datema ??
Luke Datema One week.
Luke Datema ikr it was too long
Anti-HyperLink He didn't post last week because of the election
When they say "incestuous marriages are legal" how incestuous are they talking about? First cousins? Siblings?? Parents and their adult children????
"... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!" - Sir Terry Pratchett
3:41 - When you've had a long morning, putting flowers on all your loved ones' graves, come have a comforting lunch at Angel's Soul Cafe.
4:28 - Every time I hear a joke about someone humping the tailpipe of a car, all I can think is, "Wouldn't that hurt??"
5:21 - Somehow this reminds me of that scene in "Mathilda" where the boy who stole a piece of cake was forced to eat the WHOLE HUGE CAKE in front of the whole school.
I LOVE your take on the dildo one!!!
In Alaska, it's illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
Shannon Boyle 😆
Shannon Boyle no mames!
Ganjamama Mannda estas bien Buena. :-)
Luis Hernandez 😘
Ganjamama Mannda eres mexicana?
I didn't even know until now that Joe's video views were getting up into the millions. I am so fuckin proud of him. He genuinely cracks me up every video. He deserves all the views. You go man, fck it up!!!
I love how Joe thinks of an example and just runs with it XD
POV: you’re still here after 4 years because these videos are too funny to never watch again
I thought Keith was on his shirt 😂😂😂😂
That's his picture back when he was in elementary 😝😂 does kind of look like him though
Alejandra HG I thought that was from a movie 😂😂 the little rascals
+Topaz Brown I think it is from a movie but I'm not sure if it's from the little rascals
Topaz Brown exactly
That funeral one killed me. And is that his brother on his shirt?
Dwayne Johnson It looks like the guy in his hilarious family videos where they try to say sentences with that thing in their mouth.
Crystal Brooks That's his older brother, Keith Santagato.
This is on the shirt.
typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost/2016/9/29/c0b75e58-a22b-4251-a458-804216d52171.jpg
Crystal Brooks no, that kids from the movie Sandlot
you're killing me smalls
Crystal Brooks it looks like Keith tho lol
5:39 funniest tangent yet.
I laughed at that last part for too long! I'm still crying from laughing so hard!
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Bro I need more than 1 vid a week, it kills me waiting a whole week
I agree. He's one of my favorite UA-camrs and I need more. Not to mention having to wait for a week for only a 6 minute video. Can we at LEAST double that time?
AlphaTide or 2 weeks. There wasn't one last week at least not that I could find 😕
if you're waiting a whole week just for a 6 minute video you needa do something with your life, just saying.
Ronald McDonald says the one commenting on a six minute video
+Nikki Burg doesn't make sense but ok, people have free time, lol
JOE I ADORE YOUR INSANELY WARPED MIND!
It's a lot like mine but waaaaaaay funnier. UR2 awesome.
Miss Turbo You are too awesome.
........ I oddly get what he means by the boob vs breast thing
BLADESTER128 I completely understand it too. Breasts are classy. Boobs are normal.
BLADESTER128 I understood it fully and died while he was talking about it
In North Carolina, singing off key is illegal, a bingo game can’t last more than 5 hours and can’t serve alcohol, and finally: “if a man and a women who aren’t married register into a hotel as married, then legally, they are married”
The soap one is like telling a kid to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes when they get caught smoking one.
Mike Warski lol wtf
So weak at the story at end😂😂
I had a really stressful week this literally made my day 😂
6:11 i love the face he gives when he’s about to start laughing super hard
0:00 Thought that was Keith on his shirt.
Flakes so did I 😂 then I realized it was the kid from the sandlot
Lmao same
omg the end where tf did that come from Joe?😂😂😂 btw I never heard of that weird ass law about the realistic dildos in Texas. I'm from Dallas............................................................................I could be going to jail😝
lol depends on what your definition of "realistic" is. varies from person to person.
Alejandra HG Just stick with colored dildos. Purple, bright green, etc. Not realistic that way.
Alejandra HG the law was written to keep the White Christian population happy and to try and stop the sale of sex toys
+Daniel Talarico lol😊
+Momma's Muffins lmao I was playing😂
omg the CEMETARY SCENE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Hey wife
Your random rants/stories are freaking hilarious!
You missed 2 weeks of videos. You owe us.
CommanderCodyHD It was one.
No he missed last week, and another 1 weeks before because of his broken ass camera.
CommanderCodyHD Get over it. He doesn't owe anyone anything.
Kianna Conway kinda random but we have the same name and I never see someone else with my name have the same spelling :).
Kianna Lessman Cool. :)
4:18 WOAH THAT JUST CHANGED MY LOOK ON FALLOUT 4. Is THAT where they got the name for the gas station and is THAT why you find dogmeat there? MIND BLOWN.
I gave this a thumbs up solely for that amazing story at the end
Joe Hollywood is gonna come knocking on your door. The grief scene and the Dunkin Donut ad, perfection. I watch your videos very often, many times. Wish I had new ones to watch. I am a great fan. You do make this old lady laugh, thanks
Please upload at least twice a week
G R A V I T Y quality over quantity.
he makes these videos (shoots edits & uploads) all in one day lol he talks about it in his podcast. The quality would be the same I think he just does a lot of other shit
G R A V I T Y amen 🙏
He has another channel Extra Joe where he posts videos
5:35 story time with joe😂
Love your videos! My boyfriend changed his relationship status to new relationship with another girl and forgot to break up with me. This was the laugh I needed.
Alyssa Pepperbottom What?! But you're gorgeous! Fuck 'em.
My thoughts exactly! And thank you Stephen Ybarra. He has Issues.
I know it's been five years, but I just wanted to say wow, what a jerk! I hope things are going better now than they were then...
@@pepperbottom haha hope u r fine now
Seriously, you have to start making these videos again!! They literally make me laugh harder than I have in years. You’re hilarious!! I’m literally rewatching vids that I watched years ago. Still hilarious!!
That movie plot at the end though.
4:47 this is the kind of law my mom would approve and enforce
Ok, i live in Kentucky and i thought the wierdest law ive seen for this state was: You cannot dye a duckling blue and sell it unless you dye 6 of them blue and theyre sold all at once.
i now stand corrected 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I also live in KY and I'd never heard of this strange law!
I busted it laughing from the end of this video the story you told !! when you said sorry and started laughing I couldn't contain myself hahah
3:52 - 4:10
By Far the best part of the video!!!
(Either that or 5:40 - 6:08)
10/10 as always. Also can you tell Keith to start making videos as well, that dude is funny af
I thought he had a shirt made from a picture of Keith I'm done 😂
Fun fact: Here in Maine, billboards are illegal. They're considered an eyesore and Maine relies on a lot of tourism
Oh my god that story at the end there XD
5:29:6:09 😂😂😂😂😂 I would watch that movie
Joe can you do skits or smth too you're really funny it would be cool like imitations or smth, nice vids btw !!
I am laughing, guffawing & giggling sitting here all by myself. Had to get my daily dose of Joe!
6:11 that look afterwards he’s even like Jesus😂
That guy on the shirt looks like Keith 😂
G C it is
Yeah but it's from a movie called the sandlot
G C I thought the same
G C that guy? Good god...
Keande not its not
Is there any specific place that you get your facts from Joe, because I want to see some more of these?
Phanic! At The Twenty Øne SOS I'm just here to day your name is freaking awesome
Phanic! At The Twenty Øne SOS look up Strange US laws on Google
A Kayfabe thanks
Very nice name friend
Your username gave me stage III cancer
omg that entire weird movie plot you came up with reminded me of dwight from the office in the episode where he tells the story of his perfect crime lmfao
No one gonna bring up the t shirt hes wearing? Ok
right😂😂
Bro its the sandlot the best movie ever!!
that you Jordon the face of a crazy kid that become a gangster and bang all the pigs in the united state of America
Jordon Evans actually everyone mentioned it
YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS
(Posting this comment referring to him talking about fleshlights)
My dad found my brothers fleshlight one day (yeah idk) and he told my brother not to be embarrassed because when my dad was in the military he had a roommate who would literally orgasm every time someone mentioned Sandra bullock, I really wish I was Kidding omg.
AHAHAHAHA TFFFFFFF get wrecked
Stacey Marie o wow, that's awkward
HAHAHAHA
U WOT?!??!??!??!?!?!?1//1
How does that even work? Do the sound waves of the words "Sandra Bullock" vibrate his dick up and down repeatedly?
Every time I hear about Alabama (where I live) I hope that it might be something at least moderately positive, it never is. :(
Jacob L 😂
Jacob L ummm key word is alabama! i know your pain. i am a native floridian. every week its like good god fucking florida! ha
Jacob L I live in Florida I feel ya
I mean.... you live in Alabama....
Why does this state never do good things? Actually I'd just be happy with a not-weird thing. Can we do those? No? Well, at least we have right-turn-on-red, suck it Georgia!
I think some of these are old old laws that never got taken off the books
You should do weirdest laws of Canada
New law: Joe has to upload everyday!
Like for this law
In Kentucky,
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once
“Oh you wanted that soap so damn bad, so use it. Use all of it.”
"they're out of stock or something"lmao ☆☆☆☆
I so did not just sit here refreshing the page what pft no never
"NOT THE BREASTS!" 😂
Lmao.... when you looked up and realized you had done your little tangent lol... your expression was priceless.
“Get those Japanese Sex dolls”
*stares and stands still like doll* 🤣🤣
Is that kid on his shirt from sandlot? LOL
AlbeitBeast What are you, fucking gay?
AlbeitBeast please subscribe to my channel
Kyle Voeller snide comment
Yup 😂
6:05 wtf was that story lmfaoo😂😂
The story on the last law though. Beautifully done. Bravo. XD