Lemon Demon - Telekinesis
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- Опубліковано 1 лис 2024
- Nobody knows my true identity.
For all we know Im John F. Kennedys
Love child with Nosferatu.
We cant know, but still we got to.
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes,
But ancient caveman history shows:
Were all descended from the same evil alien slime.
And its a pretty shade of gray.
It makes the woodwork eat away.
Glass breaks and cows milk curdles.
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles.
Somebody told me something interesting.
They told me the world is always tempesting
Round and around again.
Ive had enough of that pseudo-Zen.
Somebody else was watching from afar,
Screwing it up like a broken VCR.
She thought that I was very insincere, because
I rolled my eyes a bit too much.
Am I really that out of touch?
Why should I care about this?
Im not concerned with the things I miss.
I dont see the point in not believing in
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon.
Sadly this hasnt gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony.
Under the ground is where I wanna go.
Surely there is a way, but I dunno
How to get there.
No one seems to know, actually, so
I tried to use a garden spade,
But it was very poorly made.
It broke into so many pieces.
Its times like these that I wish I had
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Fun fact: the mispronunciation of "pseudo" in this song wasn't on purpose. Neil genuinely didn't know how to pronounce "pseudo".
Psuedo 💀
@@Naguimar ☠️
@@sr_spaoo ☠️☠️
1:53
TAHT DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE A WORD?????
I like how telekinesis isn't mentioned 'til the end of the song.
And he doesnt even have it
Just wishes he did
@@CoobyPls
Yes! It's the fucking best
@@Persun_McPersonson I love it
Just wait till you listen to boat!
@@aurorabot1326 at least boats are actually kind of talked about in that one
Here Neil just says he wants it
I FINALLY FOUND THE SONG THAT GOES DUTDUHDUTDUHDUHDUTDUHDUHT LALALALA
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i love this comment
no you didn’t
@@beenings213 buzzkill
@@AriLolzz the buzz was killed 2 years ago my friend
IT GLOWS IN THE DARK AND MUTATES TURTLES 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
LALALALA DUH DUH DTSCH DUH DUH DTSCH DUH DUH
lalalala duh duh dtsch duh duh dtsch duh duh
"Sadly this hasnt gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony"
....ALL THESE YEARS I thought the last line was "anything but dreading botany", and it was my favorite Lemon Demon line. I got it wrong for 15 years.
Honestly, totally understand the fear of botany. 'Never trust a botanist' my grandma always said
*insert mandela effect conspiracy*
i mean botany is VERY spooky
I prefer the combination of "I don't see the point in not believing in things you can taste like fear and cinnamon. Sadly this hasn't gotten me anything but dread and gluttony" because I personally relate to it as my anxious chubby chub self
Thats me but in the song Jaws when he says "and he doesn't come back till the end of the flick" I thought the "flick" was "frick"
I was so disappointed to find out the actual lyric
i always thought he said "she thought that I was very insincere, because I rolled my Rs a bit too much"
it would make sense
still pretty accurate to the song
I don't know about you, but old school Lemon Demon is the bees knees. Neil, you obviously wont remember but we spoke once over MySpace many years ago (what an old statement). I had questions about your music and you were very cool about answering them. You are a treat and a great musician.
Dude real shit! I remember messaging him back in like 2003-2004 era; guy was a class act~♡
Dude same - I was an extremely irritating 12 year old who thought he was the coolest thing ever, and he was SO KIND and patient with me :)
Honestly old school lemon demon and present lemon demon are completely different forms of amazing
this comment makes me so happy and oddly nostalgic even though I've never been on MySpace
You talked to him???!?! That’s so cool!
i really love how he mispronounces "pseudo"
YES SHAGGY WE'LL ALL HAVE A SNACK
even though it was a mistake he did it purposely when singing in concert for the repitition
You know, all these years I never really registered what he was saying there because I didn't pick up on the mispronounced word. Thank you for this
*zwaydoh*
@@PrincessCarmel what when
Neil's voice in a Hip To The Javabean without a buncha reverb is a gods gift
Evidence: This song
omg hi
@@jcstrikesagain684 hi fb
how did you name yourself nature tapes without youtube banning you
@@szoopzoop why would youtube ban them for that?
@@JustSomeoneHi i made an account named nature tapes and it got exploded
I always thought this was one of Lemon Demon's most underrated songs.
I feel like there’s wayyy more underrated songs than this one, I’d say it’s underrated for hip to the Java been tho.
The "glass breaks and cows milk curdles" section flows so well i love it
it kinda gives the same vibes as the start of boat from candle shop
fr i love it when lyrics flow organically like that it's so satisfying
i tripped on acid while listening to this song the other day and somehow made sense of the lyrics
i can't remember how though
Write it down next time make sure you don't die while writing it watch out for the bus with the lighting logo.
it is vital we trip on acid immediately and write down our findings
This song always made sense to me. This is what it feels like to exist in the modern world. We have so much information at our hands we can know so much that it’s hard to understand anything and we are often confused.
You said this in the last video I watched
I love how serene and calming the instruments are in the beginning and then the lyrics kick in and you're just like "oh yeah, I almost forgot"
Listening through for the first time- this seems to be the album where Neil gets really good.
the first two are also really amazing though, it's just that his production of them got more refined over time.
I agree with this, his first two albums are good too but he didnt start becoming really consistent in quality until hip to the javabean
I will never understand how people like the rest of his discography but not the first 2 albums
My dad introduced me to lemon demon when I was a kid. Now I get why this was one of his favorite songs
You had a cool dad wtf
@@JennBitreal
My dad hates lemon demon
thats so fucking cool
@@p1nk-gutzzhe expressly forbids it
Neil's voice is amazing.
It's
S E X Y
Ikr.
It’s charming, makes me kinda aroused, didn’t know eargasms were possible
Dakota Addison same
yes
i was listening to lemon demon on shuffle and found out sky is not blue kinda transitions into this song, which is cool
No way these two are like my favourites
Holy shi
God this just made me realize that I listened to this song literally half of my life ago today
Thank you Neil, for making this tasty ass jam so long ago; glad I was alive when you were, bud.
Wait
*Were?!*
Just realized that Neil will still have fans, many years after we’re all dead.
ass jam lol
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “WERE” HE IS ALIVE
*I'm sorry, were??????*
hands down one of the best lemon demon songs
i strongly agree
i even stronglier agree
I reversed the transition at the end because I thought it would sound cool, and it sounds like there’s some reversed audio. It sounds like Neil says something in a normal voice and then says something through a filter. If it is actual speaking though, I can’t make out what it’s saying.
The reverse audio seems be a clip of someone saying something like "[over?] direct supervision [?] office party", I couldn't hear much else.
The fact this isn't the first result when I search "telekinesis" is EXTREMELY disappointing. Do better youtube!
This album was my jam when I was like 13... I'm 25 now and riding the waves of nostalgia 🏄🏾♂️🏄🏽♂️😭
You must have had one heck of a childhood! 2000s internet culture is the STUFF…a simpler and more creative time, it seems.
as someone who had turned 13 when they’d found lemon demon, i feel ya there! and like i’m literally gonna be 15 soon (nov. 30!) so i’m honestly happy my teen years are spent with neil’s stuff.
@@strideryourself happy early birthday
@@strideryourself real, I’m 13 now and found lemon demon not too long ago but I’m obsessed! I get you with being glad to spend teen years with Neil’s stuff!
@@strideryourself i turn 15 in 5 days now and i'm scared because i don't wanna be 15 😭😭 i feel so old
Ancient Aliens before Spirit Phone
neil kennedy
I love how he finally mentions telekinesis at the end and that's the only time it's mentioned.
The rise of life described through metaphor, segueing into a person's stress-triggered imaginings of superpowers and digging through the world to escape their troubles.
Beautiful
I have always liked the “da dudut da dudut da dut” part, I always have to say it aloud when I listen to this lol
a decade old and this is still a bop
It was actually made in 4004, so closer to two decades actually
@@zachariahmerry2396 Quit outing immortals! Neil's sensitive about that.
oh my god this is going to be 20 years old
This was the first Lemon Demon song I heard, and it's still my favorite one too. Thanks for posting it.
is it still your favorite
@@z1pz4pped Yes, though The Machine is a close second.
@@Polygonetwo i thought you wouldnt respond
@@z1pz4pped You did ask a question, and the answer was simple enough. xD
@@Polygonetwowow, the machine is really great tho, and i can see why the other person tought you wouldn't reply, usually 13y or older commenters dont have their accounts anymore or something like that
I really like Lemon Demon. I didn't even find out about Neil's content until I came across Bustin' a few years ago. Lucky me!
It is peculiar how good Bustin' is
@@ethanriem9242and the song too/j
"I'm not concerned w the things I've missed" still goes so hard 14 years later
This is honestly my favourite lemon demon song
Your sus
@@poopconsumersdog3375 😳😳😳
@@poopconsumersdog3375 when the imposter
same bro same
@@poopconsumersdog3375 You're*
- From the #youryouregang
Even though I'm not much of a lemon demon fan anymore, this song is still one of my favorite songs of all time
Seriously. This song is so good. It's kind of a wonder how Neil made this when he was like 19, although that's somewhat the appeal.
The most underrated song from Hip To The Javabean.
The most underrated Lemon Demon song
The most underrated
@@GlipGligI counter you with literally every live from the haunted candle shop song
Haven't heard this in years, and now it's been stuck in my head for the past 2 days!
Love it
do you still love it
@@z1pz4pped Sure do. This was a staple for me growing up in the 2000's
My first order of business when school starts;
Learn this song in band class.
How did it go?
did you learn it?
I know there is no point in replying now but I need to get my band class to play this now
did you ever learn?
praying that this album gets added to spotify one of these days. all the songs are such bangers D:
Still not on Spotify !(
@@Dude-48there's been news on it, they might add it but first they gotta get rid of all the other ppl uploading it lol
this is the song that made me realize httjb is the best lemon demon album
also neil needs to roll his r’s more often tbhh 2:05
@@stinkyrat5357i rrrrrrolll my rs a bit too much
the buildup on this song is so good
I just downloaded the 4 first albums for free from Neil's website and listening to them and god this plus "old internet/windows XP" era shit are such an aesthetic that brings me way back in my own childhood
This is amazing good god
i feel like this song is so underrated
I just had telekinesis recommended to me then I guessed what the next song would be in the recommended.
god this is one of my all time favorites and i couldn't even tell u why
WOW. hearing the instrumental makes you think itd be spooky. but honestly this is great!
neils vocals are great in this one! they remind me of the vocals of marketland.
this is great!
9/10!
Why does he want to go underground 💀
You never know with Neil
idk hes like that
brooding caverns
it's comfy
why wouldn't he
This is still a banger after all these years.
Should be on the radio.
Andrew Temple Well you can download the file for this song for free on his website(LemonDemon.com) because it came off the radio, so at least we can have it for free now,
Haven't heard this since I was 18... it's still good!
Hey Sevish! Love your microtonal compositions.
this is so good thank you neil
That cloud looks massive...and...suspicious. Why is it coming over here OH NO OH NO OH FUCK UH OH UH OH UH OH-
Don't be nervous
No don't be nervous
He's not like other guys, who have a surface
Woah. Memory unlocked.
this song has been living in my head free rent for the past 2 weeks
"i tried to use a garden spade but it was very poorly made it broke into so many peices, it times like these i wish i had Telekinesis"
my fav part of the song hahaha
Happy 100k to this song, definitely deserves it
I love Telekinesis, the best relaxing song in this album.
Holy shit the first line of this song was stuck in my head and i couldn't remeber what it was called and then i clicked on this and thought "heh what if this is the song that was stuck in my head before" and it was!..... Maybe google can read my thoughts, i wouldent be surprised
0:50 this lyric just reminds me of Ancient Aliens
gotta love this dude
You can never take thte lemon demon out of me.
the first telekinesis still hits me so dang hard
I am so glad I am listening to this.
0:13 Windows XP or older error sound, a friend told me about that and now i can't unhear it.
Love Lemon Demon in general, wish the older songs were available on Spotify. I adored the Damn, Skippy album.
use ytmusic vanced
I always thought it’s was “beer and cinnamon” but it’s actually “fear and cinnamon”
11 years later and still my jam
I love the lalala parts so much aaagehdhfbifnf
An unexplainable beautiful feeling of warmth and nostalgia rules my body as i listen to this songs by neil, que hermoso que es en serio
why does the start sound like deporitaz
So glad I remembered this song! Nostalgic treasure!
Be sure to listen to LD's recent stuff... Spirit Phone rules!
I have covid rn and it made me sad so I went to listen to this song: I am less sad now
My go-to artist whenever I feel any emotion is Neil now tbh
@@sincerecinnamonso well said
Hip To The Javabean will forever be one of my favorite lemon demon albums right next to View-Monster, and I think it might straight up be his best work to date. I keep thinking I’m done with my Lemon Demon era and yet every year I come crawling back to his music like a dog XD
RIGHT??? i share situations with the "my ld era is over" every year i come back to tunes like this and i change my mind
is no one going to talk about the ending??? it makes me so nervous 😩
It's meant to transition into Matches and Nails, but it's cut off, sooooo...
i like how he rolls his rs when he says "rolled" 2:04
underrated song imo
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles.
this reminds me of inanimate insanity and idk why
edit: I think I was either talking about MePhone4 or Fan when I commented this?
a lot of javabean songs remind me of inanimate insanity actually, like I know your name and Candle.
I’ve only got telekinephews
theme song 4 my life tbh
what about bad idea i know that one is mine
I wish I had more weed
good smoking song
Can confirm:
6 years later, great smoking song.
Hope you eventually got more weed
epic
"It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles" TMNT REFERENCE????
This song gives me nostalgia for a time I don't remember.
relatable
That is referred to as anemoia, and is surprisingly common with music like this. It might be the chord progression or the specific aged instrumentation, either way, it's super charming and nostalgic.
This should have at least 163k views..
Im in love with this song....
It glows in the dark and mutates turtles!
It's a bop, playa 🦆
I cant believe neil cicierega is jfk from clone high's love child
@Rukoshii I remember it too
It’s somewhat cursed
@Rukoshii what the...
ever since I listened to this song, I can't help but want to pronounce pseudo like that
Whos the wiseguy who disliked this song!
I feel like this song is taking the piss out of conspiracy theories.
Ancient aliens, it’s all true
@@ElbowStuff I'm an expert just like you
@@skyblade57 And like you I'm a genius, before my time,
ufology YES ITS ALL TRUE
@@vz2428 disbelieving thats the real crime
* me, whos never shown my online friends my face or revealed my real name *
*Nobody knows my true identity.
For all we know Im John F. Kennedy-*
hello John F. Kennedy of r/lemondemon
froj you know that i’ve seen your face in a psychic vision!!
Are you telling me you aren’t Mario in real life?
@@chloefoundpie6013 crap, they aren't?? That ruined my entire day
Pack it up Saiki K
nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys
Wait its dudhdh I’ve just bin mumbling “lutenant… lutenant”
this song is fucking RADICAL
I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH I NEED MEDICATION I NEED MEDICATION I NEED MEDICATION I NEED MEDICATION I NEED MEDICATION I N
did you die
rip jfk
Hip to the javabean i love you so so much
The only bad thing in this song is that it ends
1:43-1:48 Smash mouth reference?!
neil makes a lot of those
probably not
HOLY MOLY I STILL LOVE THIS SONG