Grandmaster: Dying and bleeding, takes the time to crawl over to several portraits and leave cryptic messages in his own blood. Me: Accidently stab myself superficially while cutting carrots, forgets where I left my phone to call 911, manages to crawl to my comfy chair to finish my drink while I wait for my wife to come home and find me passed out after dripping blood all over her favorite blanket.
18 years apart, still memorable ❤
Grandmaster: Dying and bleeding, takes the time to crawl over to several portraits and leave cryptic messages in his own blood.
Me: Accidently stab myself superficially while cutting carrots, forgets where I left my phone to call 911, manages to crawl to my comfy chair to finish my drink while I wait for my wife to come home and find me passed out after dripping blood all over her favorite blanket.