[Arknights Meme] Jessica Pay to Win (Subtitled)

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 57

  • @random_145
    @random_145 3 роки тому +69

    Translation error :
    1:11 Ja's weapon shop*
    ("Ja 賈" rhymes with "Fake 假" in Chinese lol)
    1:26 Any bigger guns ?*
    (The direct translate is a whole other thine because it play with rhymes again, "bring 帶" rhymes with "big 大" in Chinese)
    1:37 Ahhhhhhhhh
    1:48 Is there weapons from overworld? *
    (She means those weapons before aren't for normal human beings or just don't belong to this dimension.)

    • @konami2979
      @konami2979 3 роки тому +2

      well its actually jia no ja

    • @random_145
      @random_145 3 роки тому +2

      @@konami2979 I am not good at spelling Chinese lol

  • @sibericusthefrosty9950
    @sibericusthefrosty9950 3 роки тому +62

    1:34 I think an operator that fires lasers in a straight line is a good idea borrowing from Ifrit.

  • @Exozealots
    @Exozealots 3 роки тому +35

    She basically bought all the SUPER ULTRA RARE ONE OF KIND WEAPONS ( with the exception of Spear and AWP ) weapons and still prefer the good old classic. Now that's high rolling.

  • @秋尝否
    @秋尝否 3 роки тому +36

    now I know why Jessica just came to my home instead of hotel that night

  • @thealecexperience1087
    @thealecexperience1087 3 роки тому +16

    "thanks for your patronage"
    WAIT A MINUTE, AKASHI?

  • @ironblood7649
    @ironblood7649 3 роки тому +2

    The use the LMD to E2 jessica lol
    Jessica: but but but
    Dokta: tq for using weapon shop pls come again

  • @frostnova0696
    @frostnova0696 3 роки тому +38

    "Happy New Year." - Ch'en
    Yeah Happy New Year to All of the Doktahs!

    • @Kevin-gp2lh
      @Kevin-gp2lh 3 роки тому +1

      It's kind of neat because my family name is Chen and Chen is my first 6 star op.

    • @_simon.s_
      @_simon.s_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kevin-gp2lh Chenception.

    • @Kevin-gp2lh
      @Kevin-gp2lh 3 роки тому +1

      @@_simon.s_ XD

  • @sniffsniff125
    @sniffsniff125 2 роки тому +3

    its wrong: jessica is not pay "to win", she is pay "to not be bullied"

  • @Formerlyred_nowblue
    @Formerlyred_nowblue Рік тому +1

    bro bought a nuke and laser gun but still went for the pistol

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 5 місяців тому

      Couldn’t control the recoil…

  • @BoBrEiGs
    @BoBrEiGs 3 роки тому +7

    Weapon: Doktah
    Type: Projectile?
    Power: 0
    *Description* : You picked the wrong weapon, fool!!! *bonk*

  • @Kevin-gp2lh
    @Kevin-gp2lh 3 роки тому +13

    Happy new year everyone, this is the first year I spend with arknights and I am happy with it. I mean I am happy with my waifus.

    • @ahmadstudio4138
      @ahmadstudio4138 3 роки тому

      How your waifu

    • @kurumikyokomysterylegend3875
      @kurumikyokomysterylegend3875 3 роки тому

      What kind of waifu did u get......

    • @Kevin-gp2lh
      @Kevin-gp2lh 3 роки тому +1

      @@kurumikyokomysterylegend3875 Just get guard amiya and I am so exciting about it. (Her voice are full of hatred and anger, a bit scary tho)

    • @kurumikyokomysterylegend3875
      @kurumikyokomysterylegend3875 3 роки тому

      O...ok....let me...try.....

    • @Kevin-gp2lh
      @Kevin-gp2lh 3 роки тому

      @@kurumikyokomysterylegend3875The server you play haven't unlock chp7 and 8 I assume?

  • @zhu_zi4533
    @zhu_zi4533 3 роки тому +2

    1:14 贾(jia)→假(jia)=Fake,贾的武器店=Fake weapons shop

  • @orochinagis
    @orochinagis 3 роки тому +4

    0:59 Why reed disappeared on the second part in of the gag

  • @tuanhuy9883
    @tuanhuy9883 3 роки тому +4

    1:28 AWP is 4750$

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 5 місяців тому

      We need to account for the difference in value of LMD to USD… It takes OVER A MILLION LMD to get a 6 star to E2-Level 90…

  • @kitsumyiu1807
    @kitsumyiu1807 3 роки тому +2

    poor Jessica

  • @venisisluv
    @venisisluv 3 роки тому +1

    Dokutah is the new Closure

  • @muhammadyusnifirdaus9591
    @muhammadyusnifirdaus9591 3 роки тому +3

    0:50 Why did I laugh when Kross shot the slug 🤣

  • @GusNando
    @GusNando 3 роки тому

    Jessica like bank of rhode island

  • @kekwkekw484
    @kekwkekw484 3 роки тому

    Is Kroos hiding a fu*king Mongekyo or something?! Lmao

  • @hanpalri
    @hanpalri 3 роки тому +2

    HAPPY NEW YEAR
    Mr.RANDOM

  • @SlayerGodOfDeath
    @SlayerGodOfDeath 3 роки тому +5

    why i cant be LIKE that .... mah .... imma gonna wreck that cat than sell something to her

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 5 місяців тому

      You bully the cat and you’ll feel the wrath of her father… Who is the CEO of a massive weapons company… In a world that’s constantly in war…

    • @SlayerGodOfDeath
      @SlayerGodOfDeath 5 місяців тому

      @@ninja6245-real sssstttt keep quite no one knew 🤪

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 5 місяців тому

      @@SlayerGodOfDeath Yeah… Not to mention the time Jessica robbed a bank…

  • @vantuanle2265
    @vantuanle2265 3 роки тому +3

    I need outro music please

    • @blackbell658
      @blackbell658 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5XTCCHPjSMQ/v-deo.html
      HERE MAN

    • @vantuanle2265
      @vantuanle2265 3 роки тому

      @@blackbell658 thanks

  • @CatRaiser
    @CatRaiser 3 роки тому

    Rich docor

  • @polkalamypekopeko2969
    @polkalamypekopeko2969 3 роки тому

    Goddamn stop bullying Jess

    • @zhu_zi4533
      @zhu_zi4533 3 роки тому

      Because it's a 贾(fake) weapons store

    • @Fox.White.
      @Fox.White. Рік тому

      @@zhu_zi4533 u sure ?

  • @masaki815earth
    @masaki815earth 3 роки тому

    富婆JC卡

  • @41.danangitaitu85
    @41.danangitaitu85 3 роки тому

    I am......... btw

  • @zhihaosim1216
    @zhihaosim1216 3 роки тому

    Iron Man 1:43
    Doctor 1:45

  • @real_falamix
    @real_falamix 3 роки тому +1

    Aku pertama