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  • @Shedibles
    @Shedibles 2 місяці тому +1389

    Fitz said A Christmas Carol was written by Roald Dahl with so much confidence, I almost believed it was...

    • @MadeYaMad
      @MadeYaMad 2 місяці тому +63

      charlie and the chocolate factory is basically a christmas carol

    • @conwaytwittyer2667
      @conwaytwittyer2667 2 місяці тому +46

      He had Dickens the tip of his tongue

    • @woodu
      @woodu 2 місяці тому +3

      Dude same!! Poor Charles 😂😂

    • @MrWigg1es22
      @MrWigg1es22 2 місяці тому +30

      They also have no idea his name is Ebenezer.

    • @ChineseMustangs
      @ChineseMustangs 2 місяці тому +6

      @@MrWigg1es22 ebenezer scrooge

  • @briddie5996
    @briddie5996 2 місяці тому +893

    Fitz saying read a book whilst getting the author of A Christmas Carol wrong is crazy

    • @depralexcrimson
      @depralexcrimson Місяць тому +17

      irrelevant book, read something of more importance like hawk tuah's biography.

  • @flufflez013
    @flufflez013 2 місяці тому +272

    0:46 This whole thing is a god damn mess already. Ebaneezer Scrooge is the main character of the book, it’s called a Christmas Carol, and it was written by Charles Dickens

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine Місяць тому +3

      Yeah but who's the guy who dives into the money pit?

    • @slayparty
      @slayparty Місяць тому

      No dude. His name is Scrooge. Fucking moron

    • @somedude1561
      @somedude1561 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@TheRealTerranMarineCharles Dickens

    • @steampunknord
      @steampunknord Місяць тому +1

      @@somedude1561 No, he's dead.

    • @shattered831
      @shattered831 Місяць тому +3

      @@steampunknordwell if you dived into a pile of gold you would be too….

  • @werb26
    @werb26 2 місяці тому +154

    McNasty’s TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS almost had me in tears LMAO

    • @DOASkywalker
      @DOASkywalker 2 місяці тому +2

      Listened to it 5 times and I'm still crying 😂😂😂

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester 2 місяці тому +2

      timestamp? not sure we watched the same vid

    • @werb26
      @werb26 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dankertester8:05 “we didn’t watch the same video”

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester 2 місяці тому +3

      @@werb26 lol what? Then timestamp. Idk why you're hostile.

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester 2 місяці тому +2

      @@werb26 "Turn off those lights" made me think of when Trump said it, and I didn't remember that being referenced in the video. I also searched through the transcript and couldn't find it. So thank you for the timestamp so now it makes sense.

  • @dafaoq
    @dafaoq 2 місяці тому +601

    His name was Ebenezer Scrooge and the book, A Christmas Carol, was written by Charles Dickens, not Roald Dahl. So suck it Fitz. (Also great vid)

    • @conwaytwittyer2667
      @conwaytwittyer2667 2 місяці тому +11

      ☝️🤓

    • @wintergreen9949
      @wintergreen9949 2 місяці тому +16

      i was so upset nobody knew it was ebenezer. the only reason i know is because i had to lookup the name of the movie

    • @User66354klh
      @User66354klh 2 місяці тому +4

      Bro took the jokes to heart, he really had to slide the “I read books card” 😭

    • @SHMOUSEY86
      @SHMOUSEY86 2 місяці тому

      Oh so they were right his name is Scrooge. Good job proving Fitz right in that regard bucko.

    • @Activepothead
      @Activepothead 2 місяці тому

      @@SHMOUSEY86 Nice of you to defend your halfwitted crush

  • @ロロノアゾロ-h4m
    @ロロノアゾロ-h4m 2 місяці тому +29

    That Harambe joke made me spit my drink. Thanks, guys.

  • @Rogue_Insomniac
    @Rogue_Insomniac 2 місяці тому +11

    21:32 i feel you on that bro 👌🥲😂😂

  • @FishCoaching77
    @FishCoaching77 2 місяці тому +14

    I like to imagine Skinclub just sends some lines for Swagger to read but he just uses it as an opportunity to gamble with his friends for 6 hours

  • @heyimfry
    @heyimfry 2 місяці тому +16

    pink cocaine ❌
    himalayan bath salts✅

  • @dustyGkicks
    @dustyGkicks 2 місяці тому +25

    >posts on halloween
    >video starts with a convo about a christmas carol
    i can't believe the disrespect

  • @bluejays6223
    @bluejays6223 2 місяці тому +80

    The heyimbee thumbnail is wild 💀

    • @fyiatflyta
      @fyiatflyta Місяць тому +3

      That pic is old af too

    • @LTXhyn
      @LTXhyn Місяць тому

      what even happened to her?

    • @FarikoPlaywin
      @FarikoPlaywin Місяць тому

      @@LTXhyn she has an onlyfans now : (

    • @officialangel.
      @officialangel. Місяць тому

      ​@@LTXhyn stopped uploading for year ig

    • @alfoneldez
      @alfoneldez Місяць тому +2

      ​@LTXhyn She became lazy and started OF, but she can't even do that properly.

  • @lbno7725
    @lbno7725 2 місяці тому +18

    *proceeds to magdump* is a great line

  • @MyDogisEvil
    @MyDogisEvil 2 місяці тому +125

    For anyone who is wondering who is the female swagger souls that is OF model and UA-camr HeyImBee from a couple years back wearing his helmet. Tho, if you’re a fan of the channel for a while, you already knew this.

    • @ovulatinfish
      @ovulatinfish 2 місяці тому

      lmao not surprised she started doing OF, it’s like a rite of passage for any up and coming female influencers to E whore themselves

    • @ixl911ixl
      @ixl911ixl 2 місяці тому +15

      Based informative comment.

    • @jokercard98
      @jokercard98 2 місяці тому

      Additional information: her YT channel is all but dead because she decided to focus on being an e-thot instead. To date she's kept it mildly tasteful, having never released any actual nudes. So if you're thinking of supporting e-thot shit, and want nudes, skip that one.

    • @Dantelaughs
      @Dantelaughs 2 місяці тому

      Bro has a pornographic memory

    • @MyDogisEvil
      @MyDogisEvil 2 місяці тому +2

      @ :)

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 2 місяці тому +10

    10:26 Who’s Wicked Witch of the West ass laugh! 😂😂😂😂

  • @threeofjays6420
    @threeofjays6420 2 місяці тому +113

    Gambling Ad starts at 2:50 and ends at 4:05

    • @shogunbirds6589
      @shogunbirds6589 2 місяці тому +2

      Thank you

    • @AlienFan25
      @AlienFan25 2 місяці тому +6

      Is it scam yet? The ad I mean, they get exposed all the time.

    • @ElJuk3B0X
      @ElJuk3B0X 2 місяці тому

      You were the hero Chad Kroger was singing about all along

    • @ToyTaanic
      @ToyTaanic 2 місяці тому +23

      @@AlienFan25it isn’t a scam but it is gambling so it’s questionable

    • @SpirittheWise
      @SpirittheWise 2 місяці тому +19

      thanks. also heads-up to anyone reading this skinclub kinda fuckin sucks unless you wanna throw cash away i wouldn't recommend it

  • @SpicyTunaRoll97
    @SpicyTunaRoll97 2 місяці тому +93

    Thought that thumbnail said somethin else, Swagger

  • @xanman434
    @xanman434 2 місяці тому +76

    Was wondering why heyimbee was on the thumbnail then we got to the joi part and it made sense

    • @blunaa943
      @blunaa943 2 місяці тому

      The Joi Bee would be her porn name

  • @denki_editz
    @denki_editz 2 місяці тому +4

    Swagger’s laugh makes me so unbelievably happy 💀

  • @Pazz_Man
    @Pazz_Man 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you SwaggerSouls for the videos. I love coming home, packing a bong and finding out you uploaded. Amazing stoner conversations and some straight up funny shit man.

  • @kyledodson6191
    @kyledodson6191 Місяць тому

    Although they stopped making podcasts, it warms my heart my favorite youtuber and UA-cam group still has fun hanging out making our days better.

  • @tjbullis1491
    @tjbullis1491 2 місяці тому +7

    i never thought i would see a Lewis Spears joke on a swagger video lol. one of the funniest australians!!

  • @Cassiniini
    @Cassiniini 2 місяці тому +21

    14:38 October is actually breast cancer awareness month though 💀

    • @lee_keybum9085
      @lee_keybum9085 2 місяці тому

      Thank you, same thought. Better joke would've been "perfect for breast cancer awareness month!"

    • @adamkasumovic2777
      @adamkasumovic2777 2 місяці тому +2

      clip probably isnt from october lol

  • @Tarnished-bn5gq
    @Tarnished-bn5gq 2 місяці тому +3

    “That’s like saying I won the lottery!”
    That’s literally the opposite of winning the lottery, Swagger.

  • @Frinkern
    @Frinkern Місяць тому +1

    (16:34) I mean, I had to pause the video from laughing at the "NEIN percent off"

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 2 місяці тому +7

    18:20 I relate to this so hard. Swagger just give em names then eat them. It's ok.

  • @svrksm_780
    @svrksm_780 2 місяці тому +1

    damn swags we synced up our sneezes at 7:47

  • @Geekishgaming
    @Geekishgaming 2 місяці тому +3

    Swagger calling the black gun disgusting is wild I didn’t know you felt that about that color it says a lot about you

  • @caraid3957
    @caraid3957 Місяць тому +1

    4:33 i think tobi was about to mention ryan p for a sec

  • @tripsitter271
    @tripsitter271 Місяць тому +1

    If swagger went on talk tuah that'd be the only episode id ever watch lol

  • @brandonhorner3440
    @brandonhorner3440 2 місяці тому +12

    Bring the boys back. Misfits come back

  • @evanmartin5721
    @evanmartin5721 2 місяці тому +4

    The old HeyImBee selfie in the thumbnail lol

  • @freshaesthetic6931
    @freshaesthetic6931 16 годин тому

    14:15 did Liam Payne not know that gravity is also only one direction?💀

  • @itskikikara
    @itskikikara Місяць тому

    the “TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS” was perfect 😂😂

  • @roamthesurface8410
    @roamthesurface8410 Місяць тому +1

    Im so glad my Alexa was turned off while watching this

  • @gordoncunliffe8038
    @gordoncunliffe8038 2 місяці тому +1

    Bruh, every person who has been through the English education system put palm to their face when Fitz said roald Dahl wrote Scrooge lmao, even tho it's not Scrooge it's a Christmas carol

  • @lamontebrown7652
    @lamontebrown7652 2 місяці тому +1

    “I’m tryna dominate the robot.” - Swagger 2024

  • @Dylan_Holzworth
    @Dylan_Holzworth 2 місяці тому +3

    Swaggs Kamala is still the greatest thing I’ve heard

  • @agustinduarte603
    @agustinduarte603 2 місяці тому +6

    14:40 If anyone wonder about the pink cocaine, here in argentina most people that do coke mix ketamine and coke, and they put some food colorant, pink for example. Thats called ( tusi ) and is one of the most common drug you can find here

    • @cpt.sherman9180
      @cpt.sherman9180 2 місяці тому

      You forgot the MDMA and cutting shit

    • @lifeisvanilla6047
      @lifeisvanilla6047 2 місяці тому +2

      It's usually m mixed with k, no? Made to emulate 2cb(hence being called tucibi)

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 Місяць тому

      @@lifeisvanilla6047 there is no set recipe for it thats why its such a fucked up substance

    • @agustinduarte603
      @agustinduarte603 Місяць тому

      ​@@lifeisvanilla6047 Yesss, thats another example of tusi

  • @misfit_sailor388
    @misfit_sailor388 Місяць тому

    These videos are literally all I watch😭🙏

  • @jpat3570
    @jpat3570 2 місяці тому

    Not gonna lie swags… I was NOT expecting that transition to the ad segment😂 bravo good sir👏

  • @TSMZiggy
    @TSMZiggy 2 місяці тому +5

    We need a liars bar video😂

  • @tylerjohnson7911
    @tylerjohnson7911 Місяць тому

    6:55 I was midway through eating my cereal and now it goin in the trash

  • @chico_stick
    @chico_stick 2 місяці тому +3

    yall should really give locktober a try

  • @coreyjthejman4805
    @coreyjthejman4805 Місяць тому

    Ah yes peak comedy played over mid gambling terrorism simulator again

  • @HungSuhLow
    @HungSuhLow 2 місяці тому

    That fkn laugh scared the shit outta me, sounded closer to Skeletor than anything lmao

  • @StarOnCheek
    @StarOnCheek Місяць тому +1

    Holy shit, but can we, no joke, get a Misfits podcast with Hawk Tuah?

  • @HollieHargrave
    @HollieHargrave 2 місяці тому

    dude said Roald Dahl with such confidence 😭😭😭

  • @hailey.the.canadian
    @hailey.the.canadian 2 місяці тому +3

    happy halloween swagger and fans 👻🎃

  • @lettydragon4299
    @lettydragon4299 Місяць тому

    hope youre doing well Swagger, just saw the vrchat video on my feed, really funny :3

  • @Mizzel_
    @Mizzel_ Місяць тому

    The whole Scrooge Mcduck convo is crazy

  • @Anna-s7k4v
    @Anna-s7k4v 2 місяці тому +21

    Finally, a new one from you!

  • @Yeetus-yc1vy
    @Yeetus-yc1vy 2 місяці тому

    That opening clip is absolutely amazing

  • @seventhheart1154
    @seventhheart1154 2 місяці тому

    7:47 that sneeze lmfao

  • @epicboss3472
    @epicboss3472 Місяць тому

    2:22 ey i feel u swagger ong bru it jus tbe like that you support hype the homies and the universe is just like 'ey this would be funny' puts afuckin rusty ass deagle in your hands and say its colorful 😭😭😭 keep at it dawg, and tobey is like the luckiest alive lmao

  • @on1yone1nchw1de3
    @on1yone1nchw1de3 2 місяці тому +1

    Think we lost Aches boys.

  • @jofixme5340
    @jofixme5340 2 місяці тому +1

    ok i shit you not when the skin club sponsor started i got a skin club notification like at the exact same time

  • @casinatorzcraft
    @casinatorzcraft 2 місяці тому +7

    23 seconds is institutionalized

  • @thomaswhitcomb4932
    @thomaswhitcomb4932 2 місяці тому

    The fact that swagger got zero blue on his deagle makes me feel a little better

  • @robertinator3387
    @robertinator3387 2 місяці тому +2

    Coo clucks coop is wild

  • @aciuppa281
    @aciuppa281 2 місяці тому +5

    Damn that bit about having a girl that hugs you hit a bit to close. Like damn I’d kill for a hug

    • @CauseFTW
      @CauseFTW 2 місяці тому +1

      Oversharing bro

    • @aciuppa281
      @aciuppa281 2 місяці тому +5

      @ yeah probably but I honestly don’t care at this point. I hate being alone but at the same time my social skills and other issues kinda prevent me from actually meeting and talking to people

    • @CauseFTW
      @CauseFTW 2 місяці тому

      @@aciuppa281 do the things that you like to do and start introducing yourself to others where you feel most confortable. Don't chase! Talk to your friends about this, your family, not here online with a complete stranger you most probably will never meet. But keep in mind that no one will do the work for you, you must seek discomfort in order to grow and overcome the issues only you know. Stay strong, brother

    • @yumenikki12
      @yumenikki12 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@aciuppa281 i'm a girl and i relate to this a lot. I wish you the best

    • @strafeeto
      @strafeeto Місяць тому

      @@yumenikki12 i'm a fembpy and i relate to this a lot. I wish you the best

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 2 місяці тому

    I love that heat treated skin, looks like the cylinders we cook in the furnace

  • @bearlyzeph
    @bearlyzeph 2 місяці тому +2

    ad ends at 4:05

  • @honkhonk3137
    @honkhonk3137 2 місяці тому

    8:20 this is literally how Detroit become human starts.

  • @officersheeptart7279
    @officersheeptart7279 2 місяці тому +1

    we have to somehow get swagger on that podcast

  • @potatochipchloe9174
    @potatochipchloe9174 2 місяці тому +1

    Toby was asking about the feastables, yes Halloween but also Facebook marketplace lol. People buy anything from there

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 2 місяці тому +1

    Always banger vids man

  • @mao4974
    @mao4974 2 місяці тому

    i like how they sometimes just turn on one of them, as if to remind them that they are not untouchable

  • @saintgutless6316
    @saintgutless6316 2 місяці тому

    Crazy how I’m watching this while eating breakfast

  • @curiousustron7002
    @curiousustron7002 2 місяці тому

    Kid enters the chat
    "Name 10 books!"

  • @cheeksmcghundi9877
    @cheeksmcghundi9877 2 місяці тому +1

    "The coop clucks clan" swagger

  • @travishaugh1562
    @travishaugh1562 2 місяці тому

    @ 7:32. Swaggers enthusiasm for fleshlight sex robots is unmatched

  • @PhilomenaMerritt-e5e
    @PhilomenaMerritt-e5e 2 місяці тому +19

    Your work on this is so clear!

  • @PurpleSeaUrchen
    @PurpleSeaUrchen 2 місяці тому

    Thank god for the massive spike on the video where i can get past the gambling shill section

  • @SearchNProsperOriginal
    @SearchNProsperOriginal 2 місяці тому

    7:49 I also sneezed at the same time lol tf

  • @brooklynnmoreno3196
    @brooklynnmoreno3196 2 місяці тому

    Not now babe papi swagger just uploaded 🗿

  • @OneHellofaDragon
    @OneHellofaDragon 2 місяці тому

    The scrooge bit was wild ngl

  • @NadezhdaAndreeva-nt5ox
    @NadezhdaAndreeva-nt5ox 2 місяці тому +19

    You never fail to surprise us!

  • @Weolson
    @Weolson 2 місяці тому

    The one time I'm not playing with my friends they legit make it into a swagger video im so sad lmao

  • @faessle4067
    @faessle4067 2 місяці тому +1

    By the amount of stuff Fitz is posting he should have read through the whole libery of Alexandria

  • @Analia-t4k
    @Analia-t4k 2 місяці тому +20

    Such a talented creator, seriously!

  • @thriftyaus
    @thriftyaus 2 місяці тому

    5 minutes is otherworldly for me personally

  • @jakebateman4006
    @jakebateman4006 Місяць тому

    bruh the cackle killed me

  • @memphis2923
    @memphis2923 2 місяці тому +1

    Guys, DO NOT use 3rd party gambling sites. Steam will ban your entire account and you’ll lose everything. This shit JUST happened to me but apparently it goes against Steam’s policy

  • @p0isonshark
    @p0isonshark Місяць тому +2

    Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Swaggersouls.. honey, my pookie bear, the way you yell at kids on vrchat and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the knife, and that gorgeous headshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you stop smoking. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off of csgo, you’re a great smoker and streamer, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day stop smoking. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left vrchat and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first SDMP video, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You came back with new videos and I couldn’t believe it I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, “I’m gonna take another hit of the bong” Not only have you changed the game of csgo and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Swaggersouls. 💨🍃♥️

  • @xlitallica
    @xlitallica 2 місяці тому +1

    14:35 it actually is breast cancer awareness month bro 💀💀

  • @thomasstubley421
    @thomasstubley421 2 місяці тому

    I love skipping gambling ads, I'm so good at it

  • @leduke8012
    @leduke8012 2 місяці тому +1

    There's gonna come a day when Counter Strike is a distant memory. Same as all of us, but damn I'm glad I was born at the perfect spot in history to watch some fellas joke about Scrooge McDuck. Love these videos man, it's a good time to be alive, thanks for making it better lads.

  • @colinbritt9578
    @colinbritt9578 Місяць тому

    Genuinely thought the ad was a joke for a few seconds

  • @Thegg34
    @Thegg34 2 місяці тому +1

    Swagger uploaded..... BOYS ASSEMBLE

  • @supersmashmouth3288
    @supersmashmouth3288 2 місяці тому

    Swagger today is the last day breast cancer awareness month, we are wrong.

  • @KaidenTXD
    @KaidenTXD 2 місяці тому

    There's a joke that needs to be said at that Hitler's descendant line.

  • @MiLkkyOG
    @MiLkkyOG 2 місяці тому

    Happy halloween swagger!

  • @isaichilel6786
    @isaichilel6786 2 місяці тому +1

    A classic thumbnail! I miss HeyImBee

  • @antorseax9492
    @antorseax9492 2 місяці тому +15

    4:06 Ad ends.

  • @ragingmonkey4592
    @ragingmonkey4592 2 місяці тому

    That ad transition tho

  • @bruhh4255
    @bruhh4255 2 місяці тому

    Wow, cant believe rhey also added 10 billion crabs too

  • @haley4178
    @haley4178 2 місяці тому

    The heat treated deagle is a gold pattern

  • @ian1551
    @ian1551 2 місяці тому

    14:16 omfg lewis

  • @CrashCourseVR
    @CrashCourseVR Місяць тому +1

    Swagger for talk tuah 1963

  • @JDiles1994
    @JDiles1994 2 місяці тому

    The ending tune is really banger