0:46 This whole thing is a god damn mess already. Ebaneezer Scrooge is the main character of the book, it’s called a Christmas Carol, and it was written by Charles Dickens
@@werb26 "Turn off those lights" made me think of when Trump said it, and I didn't remember that being referenced in the video. I also searched through the transcript and couldn't find it. So thank you for the timestamp so now it makes sense.
For anyone who is wondering who is the female swagger souls that is OF model and UA-camr HeyImBee from a couple years back wearing his helmet. Tho, if you’re a fan of the channel for a while, you already knew this.
Additional information: her YT channel is all but dead because she decided to focus on being an e-thot instead. To date she's kept it mildly tasteful, having never released any actual nudes. So if you're thinking of supporting e-thot shit, and want nudes, skip that one.
Thank you SwaggerSouls for the videos. I love coming home, packing a bong and finding out you uploaded. Amazing stoner conversations and some straight up funny shit man.
Bruh, every person who has been through the English education system put palm to their face when Fitz said roald Dahl wrote Scrooge lmao, even tho it's not Scrooge it's a Christmas carol
14:40 If anyone wonder about the pink cocaine, here in argentina most people that do coke mix ketamine and coke, and they put some food colorant, pink for example. Thats called ( tusi ) and is one of the most common drug you can find here
2:22 ey i feel u swagger ong bru it jus tbe like that you support hype the homies and the universe is just like 'ey this would be funny' puts afuckin rusty ass deagle in your hands and say its colorful 😭😭😭 keep at it dawg, and tobey is like the luckiest alive lmao
@ yeah probably but I honestly don’t care at this point. I hate being alone but at the same time my social skills and other issues kinda prevent me from actually meeting and talking to people
@@aciuppa281 do the things that you like to do and start introducing yourself to others where you feel most confortable. Don't chase! Talk to your friends about this, your family, not here online with a complete stranger you most probably will never meet. But keep in mind that no one will do the work for you, you must seek discomfort in order to grow and overcome the issues only you know. Stay strong, brother
Guys, DO NOT use 3rd party gambling sites. Steam will ban your entire account and you’ll lose everything. This shit JUST happened to me but apparently it goes against Steam’s policy
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Swaggersouls.. honey, my pookie bear, the way you yell at kids on vrchat and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the knife, and that gorgeous headshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you stop smoking. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off of csgo, you’re a great smoker and streamer, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day stop smoking. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left vrchat and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first SDMP video, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You came back with new videos and I couldn’t believe it I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, “I’m gonna take another hit of the bong” Not only have you changed the game of csgo and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Swaggersouls. 💨🍃♥️
There's gonna come a day when Counter Strike is a distant memory. Same as all of us, but damn I'm glad I was born at the perfect spot in history to watch some fellas joke about Scrooge McDuck. Love these videos man, it's a good time to be alive, thanks for making it better lads.
Fitz said A Christmas Carol was written by Roald Dahl with so much confidence, I almost believed it was...
charlie and the chocolate factory is basically a christmas carol
He had Dickens the tip of his tongue
Dude same!! Poor Charles 😂😂
They also have no idea his name is Ebenezer.
@@MrWigg1es22 ebenezer scrooge
Fitz saying read a book whilst getting the author of A Christmas Carol wrong is crazy
irrelevant book, read something of more importance like hawk tuah's biography.
0:46 This whole thing is a god damn mess already. Ebaneezer Scrooge is the main character of the book, it’s called a Christmas Carol, and it was written by Charles Dickens
Yeah but who's the guy who dives into the money pit?
No dude. His name is Scrooge. Fucking moron
@@TheRealTerranMarineCharles Dickens
@@somedude1561 No, he's dead.
@@steampunknordwell if you dived into a pile of gold you would be too….
McNasty’s TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS almost had me in tears LMAO
Listened to it 5 times and I'm still crying 😂😂😂
timestamp? not sure we watched the same vid
@@dankertester8:05 “we didn’t watch the same video”
@@werb26 lol what? Then timestamp. Idk why you're hostile.
@@werb26 "Turn off those lights" made me think of when Trump said it, and I didn't remember that being referenced in the video. I also searched through the transcript and couldn't find it. So thank you for the timestamp so now it makes sense.
His name was Ebenezer Scrooge and the book, A Christmas Carol, was written by Charles Dickens, not Roald Dahl. So suck it Fitz. (Also great vid)
☝️🤓
i was so upset nobody knew it was ebenezer. the only reason i know is because i had to lookup the name of the movie
Bro took the jokes to heart, he really had to slide the “I read books card” 😭
Oh so they were right his name is Scrooge. Good job proving Fitz right in that regard bucko.
@@SHMOUSEY86 Nice of you to defend your halfwitted crush
That Harambe joke made me spit my drink. Thanks, guys.
21:32 i feel you on that bro 👌🥲😂😂
I like to imagine Skinclub just sends some lines for Swagger to read but he just uses it as an opportunity to gamble with his friends for 6 hours
pink cocaine ❌
himalayan bath salts✅
>posts on halloween
>video starts with a convo about a christmas carol
i can't believe the disrespect
The heyimbee thumbnail is wild 💀
That pic is old af too
what even happened to her?
@@LTXhyn she has an onlyfans now : (
@@LTXhyn stopped uploading for year ig
@LTXhyn She became lazy and started OF, but she can't even do that properly.
*proceeds to magdump* is a great line
For anyone who is wondering who is the female swagger souls that is OF model and UA-camr HeyImBee from a couple years back wearing his helmet. Tho, if you’re a fan of the channel for a while, you already knew this.
lmao not surprised she started doing OF, it’s like a rite of passage for any up and coming female influencers to E whore themselves
Based informative comment.
Additional information: her YT channel is all but dead because she decided to focus on being an e-thot instead. To date she's kept it mildly tasteful, having never released any actual nudes. So if you're thinking of supporting e-thot shit, and want nudes, skip that one.
Bro has a pornographic memory
@ :)
10:26 Who’s Wicked Witch of the West ass laugh! 😂😂😂😂
Gambling Ad starts at 2:50 and ends at 4:05
Thank you
Is it scam yet? The ad I mean, they get exposed all the time.
You were the hero Chad Kroger was singing about all along
@@AlienFan25it isn’t a scam but it is gambling so it’s questionable
thanks. also heads-up to anyone reading this skinclub kinda fuckin sucks unless you wanna throw cash away i wouldn't recommend it
Thought that thumbnail said somethin else, Swagger
😂😂😂
isnt that one of their friends
@@lethaltatics9523 it's heyimbee, she was cool then turned to a OF girl
@@bluejays6223I mean, that is the least surprising turn of events 😅
hits a throwback to 2018 outta nowhere
Was wondering why heyimbee was on the thumbnail then we got to the joi part and it made sense
The Joi Bee would be her porn name
Swagger’s laugh makes me so unbelievably happy 💀
Thank you SwaggerSouls for the videos. I love coming home, packing a bong and finding out you uploaded. Amazing stoner conversations and some straight up funny shit man.
Although they stopped making podcasts, it warms my heart my favorite youtuber and UA-cam group still has fun hanging out making our days better.
i never thought i would see a Lewis Spears joke on a swagger video lol. one of the funniest australians!!
14:38 October is actually breast cancer awareness month though 💀
Thank you, same thought. Better joke would've been "perfect for breast cancer awareness month!"
clip probably isnt from october lol
“That’s like saying I won the lottery!”
That’s literally the opposite of winning the lottery, Swagger.
(16:34) I mean, I had to pause the video from laughing at the "NEIN percent off"
18:20 I relate to this so hard. Swagger just give em names then eat them. It's ok.
damn swags we synced up our sneezes at 7:47
Swagger calling the black gun disgusting is wild I didn’t know you felt that about that color it says a lot about you
4:33 i think tobi was about to mention ryan p for a sec
If swagger went on talk tuah that'd be the only episode id ever watch lol
Bring the boys back. Misfits come back
The old HeyImBee selfie in the thumbnail lol
14:15 did Liam Payne not know that gravity is also only one direction?💀
the “TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS” was perfect 😂😂
Im so glad my Alexa was turned off while watching this
Bruh, every person who has been through the English education system put palm to their face when Fitz said roald Dahl wrote Scrooge lmao, even tho it's not Scrooge it's a Christmas carol
“I’m tryna dominate the robot.” - Swagger 2024
Swaggs Kamala is still the greatest thing I’ve heard
14:40 If anyone wonder about the pink cocaine, here in argentina most people that do coke mix ketamine and coke, and they put some food colorant, pink for example. Thats called ( tusi ) and is one of the most common drug you can find here
You forgot the MDMA and cutting shit
It's usually m mixed with k, no? Made to emulate 2cb(hence being called tucibi)
@@lifeisvanilla6047 there is no set recipe for it thats why its such a fucked up substance
@@lifeisvanilla6047 Yesss, thats another example of tusi
These videos are literally all I watch😭🙏
Not gonna lie swags… I was NOT expecting that transition to the ad segment😂 bravo good sir👏
We need a liars bar video😂
6:55 I was midway through eating my cereal and now it goin in the trash
yall should really give locktober a try
Ah yes peak comedy played over mid gambling terrorism simulator again
That fkn laugh scared the shit outta me, sounded closer to Skeletor than anything lmao
Holy shit, but can we, no joke, get a Misfits podcast with Hawk Tuah?
dude said Roald Dahl with such confidence 😭😭😭
happy halloween swagger and fans 👻🎃
hope youre doing well Swagger, just saw the vrchat video on my feed, really funny :3
The whole Scrooge Mcduck convo is crazy
Finally, a new one from you!
That opening clip is absolutely amazing
7:47 that sneeze lmfao
2:22 ey i feel u swagger ong bru it jus tbe like that you support hype the homies and the universe is just like 'ey this would be funny' puts afuckin rusty ass deagle in your hands and say its colorful 😭😭😭 keep at it dawg, and tobey is like the luckiest alive lmao
Think we lost Aches boys.
ok i shit you not when the skin club sponsor started i got a skin club notification like at the exact same time
23 seconds is institutionalized
The fact that swagger got zero blue on his deagle makes me feel a little better
Coo clucks coop is wild
Damn that bit about having a girl that hugs you hit a bit to close. Like damn I’d kill for a hug
Oversharing bro
@ yeah probably but I honestly don’t care at this point. I hate being alone but at the same time my social skills and other issues kinda prevent me from actually meeting and talking to people
@@aciuppa281 do the things that you like to do and start introducing yourself to others where you feel most confortable. Don't chase! Talk to your friends about this, your family, not here online with a complete stranger you most probably will never meet. But keep in mind that no one will do the work for you, you must seek discomfort in order to grow and overcome the issues only you know. Stay strong, brother
@@aciuppa281 i'm a girl and i relate to this a lot. I wish you the best
@@yumenikki12 i'm a fembpy and i relate to this a lot. I wish you the best
I love that heat treated skin, looks like the cylinders we cook in the furnace
ad ends at 4:05
8:20 this is literally how Detroit become human starts.
we have to somehow get swagger on that podcast
Toby was asking about the feastables, yes Halloween but also Facebook marketplace lol. People buy anything from there
Always banger vids man
i like how they sometimes just turn on one of them, as if to remind them that they are not untouchable
Crazy how I’m watching this while eating breakfast
Kid enters the chat
"Name 10 books!"
"The coop clucks clan" swagger
@ 7:32. Swaggers enthusiasm for fleshlight sex robots is unmatched
Your work on this is so clear!
Thank god for the massive spike on the video where i can get past the gambling shill section
7:49 I also sneezed at the same time lol tf
Not now babe papi swagger just uploaded 🗿
The scrooge bit was wild ngl
You never fail to surprise us!
The one time I'm not playing with my friends they legit make it into a swagger video im so sad lmao
By the amount of stuff Fitz is posting he should have read through the whole libery of Alexandria
Such a talented creator, seriously!
5 minutes is otherworldly for me personally
bruh the cackle killed me
Guys, DO NOT use 3rd party gambling sites. Steam will ban your entire account and you’ll lose everything. This shit JUST happened to me but apparently it goes against Steam’s policy
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Swaggersouls.. honey, my pookie bear, the way you yell at kids on vrchat and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the knife, and that gorgeous headshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you stop smoking. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off of csgo, you’re a great smoker and streamer, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of a day you will one day stop smoking. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left vrchat and it’s like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first SDMP video, I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You came back with new videos and I couldn’t believe it I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, “I’m gonna take another hit of the bong” Not only have you changed the game of csgo and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Swaggersouls. 💨🍃♥️
14:35 it actually is breast cancer awareness month bro 💀💀
I love skipping gambling ads, I'm so good at it
There's gonna come a day when Counter Strike is a distant memory. Same as all of us, but damn I'm glad I was born at the perfect spot in history to watch some fellas joke about Scrooge McDuck. Love these videos man, it's a good time to be alive, thanks for making it better lads.
Genuinely thought the ad was a joke for a few seconds
Swagger uploaded..... BOYS ASSEMBLE
Swagger today is the last day breast cancer awareness month, we are wrong.
There's a joke that needs to be said at that Hitler's descendant line.
Happy halloween swagger!
A classic thumbnail! I miss HeyImBee
4:06 Ad ends.
thanks
I LOVE YOU
Real one fr
That ad transition tho
Wow, cant believe rhey also added 10 billion crabs too
The heat treated deagle is a gold pattern
14:16 omfg lewis
Swagger for talk tuah 1963
The ending tune is really banger