So I pay 7euros a month for disney plus, also had to pay 27euros for watching the movie on disney plus. They ruined taskmaster and most of the movie was people talking when trailers were 90% action.
In the comics the widows were all enhanced, if I'm not mistaken. MCU Natasha would have to be to have made it through the fights in avengers without dying or being severely injured.
Or their hair all not catching fire with them running through fire so much of the ending. Twice while watching the ending action I was pulled from the scene thinking “how does Natasha’s hair not burst into flames”.
Oh, he already did that, that's how he gets himself ready in the morning. Coffee Suit up Weep at parents grave Second cup of coffee Bat e-mails Tell Alfred he'll get him grandchildren as soon as he figures out a a Bat Anti-Soulstone spray Y'know, the usual.
I can’t believe you’ve missed the part when Elena could’ve just answered the radio and pretended that she’s still under control, instead of just running away. She could have done it all by herself!
Eh, I'll give her a break on that; she had a LOT to process all of the sudden, and her executive function was probably shot for at least a few hours after being unable to make decisions for herself in years.
When Val showed Yelena the picture of Hawkeye I expected her to say "Oh Hawkeye? Yeah we met at Natasha's memorial, he was just as distraught as I was. He told me everything, saying it should have been him over and over."
@@markbond1683 more like this film retroactively changed this, now she has 3 families, the avengers, the group in this film and her biological family, which she never attempted to track down, this film was not great for her character, since she just ignored two of her families for a long time
I feel like a lot of them would of been pretty short. Just a montage of all the things she absolutely shouldn't of survived, or all the things that shouldn't of worked. Just like "here is how the story would of ended, if Natasha didn't have the world's most blatent plot Armor"
His excuse is his children need to go become PTSD ridden child assasins who grew up in an abusive environment? But I assume you mean the jail thing because he seems like he didn't actually know what the red room was like and had good intentions.
Fun fact: In the comics, Natasha Romanoff is over 90 years old. She was born in 1928 and orphaned during an attack on Stalingrad during WWII, Soviet soldiers rescued her and she was eventually induced into a secret USSR sleeper agent program
If you watch with Subtitles and he's crying by Nat's grave in the Subtitles it says "Batsobbing" which is funny because even the Subtitles are so in line with the Character
Waiting for these animated hishes may be hard, but they're definitely worth the wait. Edit: I posted this to get some quick likes so now ya'll don't have to take offense over something nice I said
I remember back in the day they were a weekly thing. Not even mad the release schedule is different now, we were spoiled then and each new hishe is a gift worth waiting for.
Taskmaster has more personality in this video than in the actual movie, and that reminds me why I love your work. You can take the most disappointing things from a movie, and make something fun out of it.
???? I am pretty sure taskmaster doesnt have any personality since she is brainwashed just like any other widow.... use some brain before commenting....
Rubi Con big statement from a person who doesn't understand the meaning of ironic, if you are going to disparage someone for their word choice, you should probably think carefully about your own.
@@rubicon2639 In this case, if Bananers was laughing so hard that he/she ended up coughing and/or gasping for air, then he/she actually did use "literally" correctly.
SPOILERS. for what if ep 2 > > > > > > > >> > > > > > Honestly, the whole of Ep 2 What If felt basically like HISHE. Especially Thanos. Especially that scene at the end.
considering shes just a normal person, you would always wonder why is she not dead yet bc a normal person would have atleast a serious injury or died in those stunts.
Srsly it would make total sense why taskmaster would be so reckless they do it for fun not for killing making taskmaster a last resort to get what they desperately need
@@gabejr25_82 no? Loki destroyed the tva so the multiverse can exist now. Before it was a single timeline and the tva would destroy any timeline that went off course.
Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson asked her husband Colin Jost, who's a big Marvel Universe fan, to rehearse lines from the movie with her but he refused because he wanted to avoid any spoilers.
@@silastmales1516 I know it’s felt like a long time. Animation is a lengthy process, they have to take their time and do it right. If they didn’t, the millions of subscribers they have accumulated over the years would disappear.
@@davidflint9883 the beat is from “Smells like Team Spirit” by nirvana and the lyrics r from HISHE incase that isn’t obvious lol. It’s a popular song that was remixed for the movie but I didn’t know the name til recently either.
When Natasha did a Homer Simpson down the building (smashing into every obstacle along the way) I was sure she'd be critically hurt at the end. Instead, I was shocked to see her just land on her feet with no injuries. First I looked up her powers for superhealing, invulnerability or anything else that would help but nothing and... no, training doesn't help you here. My wife was laughing hysterically and I just said... I must've seen that wrong. I would assume the movie would have her acrobatically swing, twist and leap from obstacle to obstacle until she dropped feet first to the ground. Instead she just slams from obstacle to obstacle like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin. Really weird choice for an otherwise good movie.
Watch Captain America: Civil War. Natasha takes some punches and has some falls that would knock-out a regular human. Natasha has to be a Supersoldier like Bucky.
Anyone else get a flashback to the dark Knight rises or was it just me? “My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men” “This isn’t a car”
@@conrad417teamseas6 I am The Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question... What if?
Cue to super café. Superman: Okay, something has gone wrong. This feels really weird. He uses the time travel power. Cue to the citadel at the end of time. Loki: Everything okay? Sylvie: Yeah. Just need a moment. Loki: Right. It's just, you normally... Sylvie: Loki, shut up. I was pruned before you even existed. I have been waiting for this moment my entire life... Superman: do not enter this place!!!
The logic was if you are falling and hit some obstacles, it will slow your fall and will somehow survive you, luckily Natasha was trained enough to be able to stand immediately after hurting herself from the fall (Psychological conditioning, ibuprofen, pain only makes you stronger) 🤣
@@cirdecmilnag6847 Survive, yes, but you should still wind up with multiple broken bones and other injuries that should prevent you from moving normally.
In case anyone was actually wondering how Natasha survived everything she went through, she also had a Super Soldier-like serum. I was REALLY hoping that it was going to be mentioned in this movie because everyone always says that there's no way that she could survive all the falls and what-not but she can because of the serum
That's in the comics but not established in the MCU movies. Using something only from the comics to explain the movie, you might as well say that she survived all this stuff in the movie, because it DIDN'T even happen to her. Since it didn't happen that way in the comics. How'd she survive the fall from the red room? Because she never had the battle of the red room. Read the comics, it didn't happen there.
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That would be amazing. I'm really disappointed that they made that reveal about taskmaster. There was so much potential to put Tony Masters in this movie, but they ruined it.
Hollywood makes the movies, but HISHE makes them entertaining and hilarious. HISHE is for UA-cam what South Park is for Comedy Central. And Daniel Baxter is the Trey Parker of HISHE. He's the talent from which all this funny flows. Another comic genius that's great with many voices.
"What? That's what the I.D. said her name was." "Oh I have lots of intentions. I call them my- Batensions..." "(continued Batsobbing)" Seriously, this one was the best yet. Hilarious!
How it should have ended: drakov was dead all along, his daughter who is scarred was in charge all along, taskmaster is a random mercinary dude with lines that was the one who taught all of the widows in the red room.
"I have successfully tracked the whereabouts of the package Yelena sent to her sister." "That is my girl. How did you do that?" "It is not explained." Love it XD
Why is every comment talking about Batman and not the fact that we should be thanking this channel for knowing the ridiculous plot armour in this movie.
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Cool!
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So I pay 7euros a month for disney plus, also had to pay 27euros for watching the movie on disney plus. They ruined taskmaster and most of the movie was people talking when trailers were 90% action.
The whisper delivery of Red Guardian's "intentions" is the most Dad thing ever. And perfect to how David Harbour would do it.😅
Then there's Batman with his Bat-tentions
Yes
Alexei is one of the best characters
Does Batman have a his own bat shield
No, but Captain Batmerica does @@Earth-uu3nf
"And I...also participated."
I'd give Red Guardian a star for participating, but he already got one.
@Robert Monroe yeah
Stop
A red star
@Robert Monroe Spiderman Reference Tobey's Back
The captions called Batman crying “batsobbing” LOL
I saw that too I died at it, it's totally like Batman to Batsob
I sw that too lmao
ikr
Lol 😂. Just noticed that.
(Continued Batsobbing.)
I do remember thinking it was strange how Yelena didn't get charred after punching through that jet turbine.
plot armor protects pretty faces
@@MotorCityPhoenix313 Good point!
In the comics the widows were all enhanced, if I'm not mistaken.
MCU Natasha would have to be to have made it through the fights in avengers without dying or being severely injured.
The power of Mary Sue.
Or their hair all not catching fire with them running through fire so much of the ending. Twice while watching the ending action I was pulled from the scene thinking “how does Natasha’s hair not burst into flames”.
“No we’re-we’re good, right girl?”
*(ಠ_ಠ)*
“See, she’s not mad at all.”
(O_ಠ)
@@thedt7746 🤣🤣🤣
3:01
🤣🤣🤣
😄😅😆😂🤣☠
This is the original “What if”
True
What if… Movies were logical?
True lmao
What if… Batman and Superman were in Marvel movies
That is a 100% true
For once, Batman’s not crying in front of his parents’ graves.
I think you mean batsobbing...
I think you mean displaying batemotions
Oh, he already did that, that's how he gets himself ready in the morning.
Coffee
Suit up
Weep at parents grave
Second cup of coffee
Bat e-mails
Tell Alfred he'll get him grandchildren as soon as he figures out a a Bat Anti-Soulstone spray
Y'know, the usual.
He is unfortunately crying in front of his own franchise's grave
we haven't seen this kind of emotion since superman called out ''Martha''
I can’t believe you’ve missed the part when Elena could’ve just answered the radio and pretended that she’s still under control, instead of just running away. She could have done it all by herself!
yelena*
Aye true bro!
Eh, I'll give her a break on that; she had a LOT to process all of the sudden, and her executive function was probably shot for at least a few hours after being unable to make decisions for herself in years.
When Val showed Yelena the picture of Hawkeye I expected her to say "Oh Hawkeye? Yeah we met at Natasha's memorial, he was just as distraught as I was. He told me everything, saying it should have been him over and over."
Ikr?
yeah, good one
except... i dont think nat had a memorial (or at least they didn't show it)
The lines in endgame "do we know if she had a family?" "yeah us" seems like it was put in just to establish they never met
@@markbond1683 more like this film retroactively changed this, now she has 3 families, the avengers, the group in this film and her biological family, which she never attempted to track down, this film was not great for her character, since she just ignored two of her families for a long time
This movie has so many "what if's" you could make a Marvel series about it.
I feel like a lot of them would of been pretty short. Just a montage of all the things she absolutely shouldn't of survived, or all the things that shouldn't of worked. Just like "here is how the story would of ended, if Natasha didn't have the world's most blatent plot Armor"
Is that the new term for "plot holes" cause the ending bit sounded suspiciously like a plot worm hole. What if the what if comic was called plot hole?
Like What if the movie was good.
I mean, WHAT IF get inspired by this series 😒, maybe 😜
@@Trojianmaru i mean in the comics she's actually a super soldier
From now on, Batman crying at Natasha's grave *is* the canon.
Why did you say that name?!!!
Now about Batman has four scars
@@Earth-uu3nf lol
@Robert Monroe bro this dialogue meme is funny all the time
@@sarmukranghanse4375 No it isn't, only if you're very unoriginal and predictable at this point. Move on and find something else it's old asf now.
Taskmaster has more dialogue in this video than the actual movie.
All the small details are always why I rewatch these 18 times - those tombstone engravings are gold
Yup
At least The Red Guardian had a much better excuse for leaving his kids than going to the store to buy some milk
or a pack of cigarettes
'Poppa?!'
*Rem*
Are you telling me strong bones and teeth are not important 😎
His excuse is his children need to go become PTSD ridden child assasins who grew up in an abusive environment? But I assume you mean the jail thing because he seems like he didn't actually know what the red room was like and had good intentions.
Fun fact: In the comics, Natasha Romanoff is over 90 years old. She was born in 1928 and orphaned during an attack on Stalingrad during WWII, Soviet soldiers rescued her and she was eventually induced into a secret USSR sleeper agent program
Also Alexsei was her former husband rather than a father-figure. And she had an on-again/off-again fling with Bucky for literal decades.
In the comics, Alexei was her husband.
Doesn't she also have some form of the super soldier serum in her?
What did she do in the sleeper agent program? Sleep? How did she stay looking young?
@@jacobramos3473 Only in the comics. She's regular in the MCU... but she has Dominic Toretto durability
"batsobbing" LMAO the CC is unreal...
Wowww I actually didn't even notice until you mentioned it🤯😂
(continued Batsobbing) haha
LOL
Where that?
5:47
Batman is always animated with his coffee mug.
You wanna know why?
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!
'cause he's Batman
His bat movies and bat hishes for those movies:are we BAT-joke to you?
Yes
It was made batman more ICONIC
Red Guardian: Just what kind of intentions do have for my daughter?
Batman: *BATTENTIONS!*
YESSSS
If you watch with Subtitles and he's crying by Nat's grave in the Subtitles it says "Batsobbing" which is funny because even the Subtitles are so in line with the Character
😏🦇
Waiting for these animated hishes may be hard, but they're definitely worth the wait.
Edit: I posted this to get some quick likes so now ya'll don't have to take offense over something nice I said
I remember back in the day they were a weekly thing. Not even mad the release schedule is different now, we were spoiled then and each new hishe is a gift worth waiting for.
You can tell the effort they put into each episode
It's actually super easy barely an inconvenience
@@afzalrasendriya1294 oh really?
Agree
I love how Taskmaster has more personality in this than the actual movie.
Again BRAINWASHED
@@gracekim1998 Bucky had more personality.
Taskmaster has more personality in this video than in the actual movie, and that reminds me why I love your work. You can take the most disappointing things from a movie, and make something fun out of it.
But they missed a chance to make a joke about the stuntman vs. the face double.
I'm the 499th liker
@Evelyn 21 y.o - check my vidéó Yes... that's the comment you're copying and pasting... for reasons I guess...
I’m 755th. But so on point
???? I am pretty sure taskmaster doesnt have any personality since she is brainwashed just like any other widow.... use some brain before commenting....
That "the only ginger that fooled the soul stone" on the tombstone broke me.
IKR 🤣🤣💀
This hahahahaha
Yes, same for me
Was not ready for it.
It'd be even more hilarious if Nat's Grave read: I died for a yellow paperweight.
I feel kind of bad for Batman. I mean he finally met someone who wanted to know his secret identity.
But they were both had their memories erased.
Yeah man😪
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 but batman remembered her number
"Hello there"
Hello there!
I love how Batman and Superman always sit with the characters. Like a therapy session or something
Dreykov "how did you figure that out?"
Taskmaster "I dunno it wasn't explained" I literally laughed probably harder then I should've
Lmao
Yeah
I find it ironic that literally gets used for everything except what it actually means.
Rubi Con big statement from a person who doesn't understand the meaning of ironic, if you are going to disparage someone for their word choice, you should probably think carefully about your own.
@@rubicon2639 In this case, if Bananers was laughing so hard that he/she ended up coughing and/or gasping for air, then he/she actually did use "literally" correctly.
This taskmaster had more character in this then in the actual film
Don't worry she will return to fight against the dark avengers when they form up. Later down the road
How is "this" taskmaster going to be a combat instructor? 😅
@@LXW-Arts more like he. 😡
@@culturecanvas777 lol
@@culturecanvas777 You don't wanna know
This was HISHE Batman at his best. "I HAVE A JET" had me dying.
Love that when Batman cries the caption says “Batsobbing”. I love this series!
Imagine “How What If Should Have Ended?” Too many HISHES in one universe
HISHE is already the What If version the entire time.....
MCU fans:Endgame best crossover ever
Me: No HISHE
@@DgardsGaming dc fans: CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS WAS VRY NICE TOO SHUT UP
SPOILERS. for what if ep 2
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Honestly, the whole of Ep 2 What If felt basically like HISHE. Especially Thanos. Especially that scene at the end.
I just wanted them to complain about task master so bad. But they don’t wanna get canceled so it’ll never happen
I loved how many of this is just them dying, considering how many death defying stunt natasha and yelena pulled
They didn't pull any "death defying stunts" they just have a really strong plot armour
باب
@@homosexualsaregay4189 hi Bob
The car explosion and falling on the vents really had me going "Oh so she's dead or in critical condition"
considering shes just a normal person, you would always wonder why is she not dead yet bc a normal person would have atleast a serious injury or died in those stunts.
I'll take an entire series with Widow and Batman dating in the HISHE universe.
We all would.
I will not
I may say they both are strict on dating but still very perfect for each other
But Batman would be dating either her gravestone or a zombie! Pass
Srsly it would make total sense why taskmaster would be so reckless they do it for fun not for killing making taskmaster a last resort to get what they desperately need
It’s funny that because of Loki, all these HISE episodes are canon lol.
Loki didn't invent the multiverse lmao, it was always around
@@gabejr25_82 no? Loki destroyed the tva so the multiverse can exist now. Before it was a single timeline and the tva would destroy any timeline that went off course.
@@artisticbang9111 bruh did you not read my previous comment? Someone said the exact same thing.
@@superrooster18 oh. Oops!
@@artisticbang9111 lol
Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson asked her husband Colin Jost, who's a big Marvel Universe fan, to rehearse lines from the movie with her but he refused because he wanted to avoid any spoilers.
That’s actually really cute
Now he sees the movie, I'm guessing he's pretty gutted. He didn't miss much.
Man could have saved us from the movie
Was it worth it? Absolutely no
@@donishanwar6385 I thought it was worth it.
This does put a smile on my face
🙂
Zip it Thanos : we lost her because of you.
@@lindildeev5721 Reality can be whatever i want.
It was my time.
"How are you doing this"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
Man, I missed this show
It’s only been a few weeks.
@@MovieFan1912 yeah, It felt like a really long couple of weeks to me
@@silastmales1516 I know it’s felt like a long time. Animation is a lengthy process, they have to take their time and do it right. If they didn’t, the millions of subscribers they have accumulated over the years would disappear.
@@MovieFan1912 it's always worth the wait. They can take all the time they need to give us these perfections 🙇🏾♂️😭
It gets better when you remember he's a super soldier and spent 10 years minimum arm wrestling.
Great job. Imagine a cartoon being more realistic than a live action movie.
Isn't that the whole point of HISHE, well, aside from when they cover animated movies?
U know it’s gonna be a good video whenever a minute in theres a parody song
for the LIFE of me, I cannot figure out the name of that song! any help? I mean, I KNOW it, but am drawing an incredible blank...
@@davidflint9883 the beat is from “Smells like Team Spirit” by nirvana and the lyrics r from HISHE incase that isn’t obvious lol. It’s a popular song that was remixed for the movie but I didn’t know the name til recently either.
Batman is the most motivating character in this thing
‘BECAUSE, I’M, BATMAN!!!!’
Best phrase of all time
L😂L
i just love how batman casually carries a coffee mug where ever he goes
"No Way Home is the most ambitious crossover since Infinity War"
This ending:
Why
Not my favourite comment of yours tbh
You didn't watched the movie so how can you say
Pimples: zero
Blackheads: zero
Number of chances this guy not commenting in a big UA-cam channel:
*ZERO*
Genshin? Or Batman and Natasha?
Lol, "the only ginger who fooled the soul stone"
I see what you did there 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Why? Because she doesn't have a soul?😂
I both laughed and felt personally attacked! 😂
I dieed! 🤣🤣🤣
Biplav Poudel- Thanks! I didn't get that joke until I read your post
When the HISHE Draykov has a better Russian accent than the actual movie 😂
Batasha. I love this ship. My new favourite ship. Why is it so perfect? 🧡🖤
happened in the iron man 2 hishe actually
@@dodinhphu4547 I know now. Funny I saw this one first. But still, it's PERFECTION.
HISHE’s gravestones are killing me lmao
Alt Spencer
Killed by animated gravestones of an animated series about alternative movie outcomes
@@a_gnuest LMAO
I understood that reference
Hahahaaha
Remember when Nat and Clint joke about Budapest in Avengers? Yeah...that seems all kinds of wrong now.
Probably meant the time they spent and not the child bombing part
Kinda funny still though lol
Yepp, that was kind of why everyone wanted this movie to happen in the first place and then... well poop.
Yeah it looks like the writers forgot they joked about that
He remembers Budapest differently.
@@ElRook nice
“How are you doing this”
“BECAUSE I’M BATMAN”
Booooooo you're using already established dialogue to farm likes Booooooo... Boo, I say Booooooooo.
The Injustice pills
@@Earth-uu3nf the batman pills with bs
@@Earth-uu3nf oh yeah the kryptonian pills
When Natasha did a Homer Simpson down the building (smashing into every obstacle along the way) I was sure she'd be critically hurt at the end. Instead, I was shocked to see her just land on her feet with no injuries. First I looked up her powers for superhealing, invulnerability or anything else that would help but nothing and... no, training doesn't help you here. My wife was laughing hysterically and I just said... I must've seen that wrong. I would assume the movie would have her acrobatically swing, twist and leap from obstacle to obstacle until she dropped feet first to the ground. Instead she just slams from obstacle to obstacle like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin. Really weird choice for an otherwise good movie.
Watch Captain America: Civil War. Natasha takes some punches and has some falls that would knock-out a regular human.
Natasha has to be a Supersoldier like Bucky.
Hishe batman has a special place in my heart
My favorite is when Thanos snaps and Batman wills himself back into existence - BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
@@NarwahlGaming Or surviving Ultron's meteorite BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
Anyone else get a flashback to the dark Knight rises or was it just me?
“My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men”
“This isn’t a car”
WidowBat is one of the most unexpected ships I've ever had.
Haha batman is a widdower
Not cool 😎 bro
I ship it
More like BatWidow
I love how some of this can be explained by the fact that the Widows are physically enhanced like an almost Captain America.
The russian sentence written on the helicopter at the beginning "смеяться в голос" (instead of the classic "aeroflot") roughly translates to "lol".
how do you get lol from that many letters!?
@@hardwirecars Probably it's the actual acronym of Lol.
@@hardwirecars Well it just means "laugh out loud".
@@Badwurst68 this, this is the first time I found what lol means :0
I’ve never thought of it until now, HISHE are the real watchers… all the endings are actually alternate realities
Was It the top comment saying "the original what if that made you think of it?
What if WE are the watchers? We watch but don’t interfere.
@@ezio_Winchester no, I didn’t see that comment
@@conrad417teamseas6 I am The Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question... What if?
Not sure why Mihoyo decided to sponsor Hishe, but I love it lmao
But this is how it all just keep me busy on know may know from go for
BECAUSE THEY'RE HISHE
Almost all of their videos have over 1 million views... yeah, I also wonder...
I was hoping for FREEMOGEMSSSSS
How Genshin Impact should have ended
I truly love those moments where they squabble like a real family.
Yalana with her face ripped off was genuinely funny and I couldn’t stop laughing 😭
“Something is wrong with you” LOL
1:46
At this point every HISHE is basically a "What If".
But better :DDDD
@@movieclip4ever Yep!
I appreciate the use of the same explosion effects from the movie. Nice touch 😅
It did look a little off with all the animated stuff in the foreground.
Ashnflash the lego legend
Wasup Ashnflash?
ASH omg I am such a big fan
The fact the subtitles say "Batsobbing" at the end as a verb is amazing on so many different levels.
I like how they kept the relationship between batman and widow in this hishe. Good attention to detail 👌.
Cant wait for “How What If…? should have ended” if thats even possible
What ifs of what if are already original movies
Oh, it's definitely possible. HISHE is about plot holes, and What If? will certainly have its share of those.
What If It Should Have Ended
Cue to super café.
Superman: Okay, something has gone wrong. This feels really weird.
He uses the time travel power.
Cue to the citadel at the end of time.
Loki: Everything okay?
Sylvie: Yeah. Just need a moment.
Loki: Right. It's just, you normally...
Sylvie: Loki, shut up. I was pruned before you even existed. I have been waiting for this moment my entire life...
Superman: do not enter this place!!!
@@memecliparchives2254 It's like when the Epic Rap Battles Of History with the philosophers changed the end tagline to "WHAT...IS...WINNING?"
Lol that arm wrestle with red guardian and Batman was legendary 😂😂😂
“How are you doing this?”
“BECAUSE IM BATMAN”
Anything’s possible when your…. BATMAN!
I thought the line went like.. Becaaaauuuuseeee.... iiiiiiii'm .... Batmannnn!! *Snap*
With prep time 😏🦇
I guess that's how Taskmaster could beat him.
I remember watching this and wondering to myself how Natasha fell from the building without a scratch.
Every instance where the damage was realistic got pruned by the TVA so she could be in Endgame. Literally one in a billion odds but there you go.
Because superserum. ;)
The logic was if you are falling and hit some obstacles, it will slow your fall and will somehow survive you, luckily Natasha was trained enough to be able to stand immediately after hurting herself from the fall (Psychological conditioning, ibuprofen, pain only makes you stronger) 🤣
@@cirdecmilnag6847 Survive, yes, but you should still wind up with multiple broken bones and other injuries that should prevent you from moving normally.
@@bunnywithakeyboard7628 That must've been a whole week's worth of pruning for the TVA.
when batman is sobbing,
it is called "BATSOBBING"😂😂😂
Its crazy when he says "Because I'm Batman!", there's so many good memories with that....
“I was the one who made the Red Room crash.”
“And I saved the Widows before they killed you.”
“And I was the best character in the movie.”
"Thought she could punch trough a jet turbine" destroyed me!!!!:-))))))))
Haha, I love what the close captions say when batman is crying over Natasha's grave.
(BATSOBBING)
I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear “BECAUSE IM BATMAN” again
In the words of Count Dooku: "I've been looking forward to this!"
Alexi and Batman armwrestling was great. "How are you able to do this?" "I am Batman!"
Batman: you wanna know my secret identity😭
Yelena: Are you kidding me?!
Batsman: No…I’m Batman!
😂😂😂
I like how Batman is always animated with his coffee mug.
It's because he's BATMAN !!!
I don't know why but the sudden cut to Taskmaster's death glare in the cafe made me burst out laughing
In case anyone was actually wondering how Natasha survived everything she went through, she also had a Super Soldier-like serum. I was REALLY hoping that it was going to be mentioned in this movie because everyone always says that there's no way that she could survive all the falls and what-not but she can because of the serum
That's in the comics but not established in the MCU movies. Using something only from the comics to explain the movie, you might as well say that she survived all this stuff in the movie, because it DIDN'T even happen to her. Since it didn't happen that way in the comics. How'd she survive the fall from the red room? Because she never had the battle of the red room. Read the comics, it didn't happen there.
@@Logan_Baron it’s established in the movie, just poorly
The singing of Daniel Baxter never gets old.
I actually unironically want that rendition lol.
3:26 when red guardian became a true dad mood
Since the last episode of Loki, this is technically canon.
I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement
Dude, you do WHAT IF and Loki Breakdowns?!😱 So cool
First
Have you tried being first to comment? it’s a rush like no other, you feel super amazing for like a second before you go back to your everyday life, staring at the screen wondering what video you’ll be first to next… often you’re beaten out by all the other people who normally get there before you can triumphantly plant your flag in the proverbial sands of the comment section. No one would be commenting on the video, witty commentary, scathing criticism, puns, trolls, all of it wouldn’t happen if a brave soul didn’t step up to the plate to be first. Breaking the ice of an empty comment section. They are the true heroes of UA-cam.
Or they’re bored, have nothing better to do and haven’t watched the video yet 🤔
@@SeanMather Please be joking
@@SeanMather Sounds fulfilling..
Such a underated ship BatWidow
yess
Or BlackMan! …wait
"you know bats eat spiders?"
"i always saw as more of a fruit bat"
Quack is better.
It's too bad the ship finally sank with her death. Poor Batsy.
That longbottom part was awesome😂😂😂
"Will that destroy the car?"
"You would think... but it will just flip the car."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know when they do Tony Masters, it'd be really cool if they got Keanu Reeves to play him, I think he'd be a really good fit
Brad Pitt looks alot more like Tony Masters in his 2010 solo run.
That would be amazing. I'm really disappointed that they made that reveal about taskmaster. There was so much potential to put Tony Masters in this movie, but they ruined it.
Red Guardian " How are you doing this?"
(Arm wrestling)
Batman "Because I'm BATMAN!"
Red Guardian: But I'm a Super Soldier! You're not supposed to have Super Powers!!!
Batman: I'm STILL BATMAN!!!
No way, you watched the video too!
The VERSUS you never asked for...but thoroughly enjoyed!
I think it took some injustice pill
Batman brings his coffee mug everywhere, even to a grave🤣
“How are you doing this?” “Because I’m Batman” - That was really funny
“I think I’ve broken every bone in my body!”
-Indy AND Natasha
And the penguin from hishe the batman.
Hollywood makes the movies, but HISHE makes them entertaining and hilarious. HISHE is for UA-cam what South Park is for Comedy Central. And Daniel Baxter is the Trey Parker of HISHE. He's the talent from which all this funny flows. Another comic genius that's great with many voices.
"What? That's what the I.D. said her name was."
"Oh I have lots of intentions. I call them my- Batensions..."
"(continued Batsobbing)"
Seriously, this one was the best yet. Hilarious!
What about “nobody leaves this room until she is dead.” I wanted Natasha to slip out and the others were unable to pursue.
I feel like the movie existence is justified and worth it just for this.
The only thing more important to Batman than his family and Nat:
*His coffee mug*
How it should have ended: drakov was dead all along, his daughter who is scarred was in charge all along, taskmaster is a random mercinary dude with lines that was the one who taught all of the widows in the red room.
0:14 The inscription on the helicopter - "LAUGH INTO A VOICE". Good job👌.
"I have successfully tracked the whereabouts of the package Yelena sent to her sister."
"That is my girl. How did you do that?"
"It is not explained."
Love it XD
that's such a realistic looking explosion! y'all have some real skill in animation.
Why is every comment talking about Batman and not the fact that we should be thanking this channel for knowing the ridiculous plot armour in this movie.
"The only ginger to foul the Soul stone" OH MY GOD
…I don’t get it.
@@eniovieira5637 There’s a joke from South Park where Cartman claims that gingers don’t have souls.
Not saying it’s funny, just explaining the joke.
@@bunnywithakeyboard7628 Kay, thanks.
For some reason, only after seeing your comment does the joke hit me. That’s a good joke…
@@bunnywithakeyboard7628 It's not a south park joke. This saying has been around before Cartman said that.