How BLACK WIDOW Should Have Ended

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  • @HowItShouldHaveEnded
    @HowItShouldHaveEnded  3 роки тому +2482

    Start playing Genshin Impact 2.0 HERE: mhy.link/f92kFGA6

    • @DuskyArtist
      @DuskyArtist 3 роки тому +7

      Hello

    • @benjaminmedinatoys
      @benjaminmedinatoys 3 роки тому +12

      when they do what should have happened in what if when they do the t'chala scene and yondu could they put the song to see how my arrow goes😄😄😄👍🏹🏹

    • @RosemaryPlays
      @RosemaryPlays 3 роки тому +7

      Cool!

    • @tiruvengamer447
      @tiruvengamer447 3 роки тому +29

      its a really fun game

    • @AliensEatPeople
      @AliensEatPeople 3 роки тому +7

      So I pay 7euros a month for disney plus, also had to pay 27euros for watching the movie on disney plus. They ruined taskmaster and most of the movie was people talking when trailers were 90% action.

  • @WhelmedButReady
    @WhelmedButReady 3 роки тому +3814

    The whisper delivery of Red Guardian's "intentions" is the most Dad thing ever. And perfect to how David Harbour would do it.😅

    • @TheDood9297
      @TheDood9297 3 роки тому +96

      Then there's Batman with his Bat-tentions

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @SonOfHera
      @SonOfHera 3 роки тому +24

      Alexei is one of the best characters

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf 3 роки тому +6

      Does Batman have a his own bat shield

    • @aestevalis0
      @aestevalis0 3 роки тому +8

      No, but Captain Batmerica does @@Earth-uu3nf

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 3 роки тому +3998

    "And I...also participated."
    I'd give Red Guardian a star for participating, but he already got one.

    • @pk42069
      @pk42069 3 роки тому +4

      @Robert Monroe yeah

    • @kiyru44
      @kiyru44 3 роки тому +1

      Stop

    • @ilyte1
      @ilyte1 3 роки тому +1

      A red star

    • @LOBOLAMUARTE
      @LOBOLAMUARTE 2 роки тому +3

      @Robert Monroe Spiderman Reference Tobey's Back

  • @gp2917
    @gp2917 3 роки тому +3810

    The captions called Batman crying “batsobbing” LOL

  • @melanieridge1424
    @melanieridge1424 3 роки тому +2248

    I do remember thinking it was strange how Yelena didn't get charred after punching through that jet turbine.

    • @MotorCityPhoenix313
      @MotorCityPhoenix313 3 роки тому +267

      plot armor protects pretty faces

    • @melanieridge1424
      @melanieridge1424 3 роки тому +40

      @@MotorCityPhoenix313 Good point!

    • @maggiethedruid9010
      @maggiethedruid9010 3 роки тому +140

      In the comics the widows were all enhanced, if I'm not mistaken.
      MCU Natasha would have to be to have made it through the fights in avengers without dying or being severely injured.

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa 3 роки тому +41

      The power of Mary Sue.

    • @DeetsterB
      @DeetsterB 3 роки тому +56

      Or their hair all not catching fire with them running through fire so much of the ending. Twice while watching the ending action I was pulled from the scene thinking “how does Natasha’s hair not burst into flames”.

  • @AlexiosTheWitchBoy
    @AlexiosTheWitchBoy 3 роки тому +1570

    “No we’re-we’re good, right girl?”
    *(ಠ_ಠ)*
    “See, she’s not mad at all.”

  • @parzival2504
    @parzival2504 3 роки тому +25318

    This is the original “What if”

  • @mariolucario493
    @mariolucario493 3 роки тому +3812

    For once, Batman’s not crying in front of his parents’ graves.

    • @zioming
      @zioming 3 роки тому +99

      I think you mean batsobbing...

    • @The01Director
      @The01Director 3 роки тому +45

      I think you mean displaying batemotions

    • @matohibiki
      @matohibiki 3 роки тому +41

      Oh, he already did that, that's how he gets himself ready in the morning.
      Coffee
      Suit up
      Weep at parents grave
      Second cup of coffee
      Bat e-mails
      Tell Alfred he'll get him grandchildren as soon as he figures out a a Bat Anti-Soulstone spray
      Y'know, the usual.

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 3 роки тому +13

      He is unfortunately crying in front of his own franchise's grave

    • @ELVISDINNERSHOW
      @ELVISDINNERSHOW 3 роки тому +19

      we haven't seen this kind of emotion since superman called out ''Martha''

  • @dkvmail7
    @dkvmail7 3 роки тому +788

    I can’t believe you’ve missed the part when Elena could’ve just answered the radio and pretended that she’s still under control, instead of just running away. She could have done it all by herself!

    • @mychemicalromance1243
      @mychemicalromance1243 3 роки тому +35

      yelena*

    • @aiden-5924
      @aiden-5924 3 роки тому +14

      Aye true bro!

    • @ShireNomad
      @ShireNomad 3 роки тому +58

      Eh, I'll give her a break on that; she had a LOT to process all of the sudden, and her executive function was probably shot for at least a few hours after being unable to make decisions for herself in years.

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 3 роки тому +1872

    When Val showed Yelena the picture of Hawkeye I expected her to say "Oh Hawkeye? Yeah we met at Natasha's memorial, he was just as distraught as I was. He told me everything, saying it should have been him over and over."

    • @cassandrabelyeu2419
      @cassandrabelyeu2419 3 роки тому +125

      Ikr?

    • @enigmaticfacts6898
      @enigmaticfacts6898 3 роки тому +52

      yeah, good one

    • @eemu252
      @eemu252 3 роки тому +49

      except... i dont think nat had a memorial (or at least they didn't show it)

    • @markbond1683
      @markbond1683 3 роки тому +180

      The lines in endgame "do we know if she had a family?" "yeah us" seems like it was put in just to establish they never met

    • @Optimal4149
      @Optimal4149 3 роки тому +104

      @@markbond1683 more like this film retroactively changed this, now she has 3 families, the avengers, the group in this film and her biological family, which she never attempted to track down, this film was not great for her character, since she just ignored two of her families for a long time

  • @danhair
    @danhair 3 роки тому +3016

    This movie has so many "what if's" you could make a Marvel series about it.

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 3 роки тому +94

      I feel like a lot of them would of been pretty short. Just a montage of all the things she absolutely shouldn't of survived, or all the things that shouldn't of worked. Just like "here is how the story would of ended, if Natasha didn't have the world's most blatent plot Armor"

    • @eldersprig
      @eldersprig 3 роки тому +23

      Is that the new term for "plot holes" cause the ending bit sounded suspiciously like a plot worm hole. What if the what if comic was called plot hole?

    • @elizabethmolino8262
      @elizabethmolino8262 3 роки тому +12

      Like What if the movie was good.

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 3 роки тому +4

      I mean, WHAT IF get inspired by this series 😒, maybe 😜

    • @gonegirl000
      @gonegirl000 3 роки тому +6

      @@Trojianmaru i mean in the comics she's actually a super soldier

  • @EvanOfTheDarkness
    @EvanOfTheDarkness 3 роки тому +2261

    From now on, Batman crying at Natasha's grave *is* the canon.

    • @amurape5497
      @amurape5497 3 роки тому +56

      Why did you say that name?!!!

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf 3 роки тому +15

      Now about Batman has four scars

    • @mr_armbot9666
      @mr_armbot9666 3 роки тому +4

      @@Earth-uu3nf lol

    • @sarmukranghanse4375
      @sarmukranghanse4375 3 роки тому +5

      @Robert Monroe bro this dialogue meme is funny all the time

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 3 роки тому +1

      @@sarmukranghanse4375 No it isn't, only if you're very unoriginal and predictable at this point. Move on and find something else it's old asf now.

  • @afrasshahnawaz821
    @afrasshahnawaz821 3 роки тому +842

    Taskmaster has more dialogue in this video than the actual movie.

  • @writingref
    @writingref 3 роки тому +335

    All the small details are always why I rewatch these 18 times - those tombstone engravings are gold

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 роки тому +1656

    At least The Red Guardian had a much better excuse for leaving his kids than going to the store to buy some milk

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 роки тому +54

      or a pack of cigarettes

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 3 роки тому +10

      'Poppa?!'

    • @PrederNationteam74
      @PrederNationteam74 3 роки тому +3

      *Rem*

    • @acecollinson749
      @acecollinson749 3 роки тому +11

      Are you telling me strong bones and teeth are not important 😎

    • @Forestdude9000
      @Forestdude9000 3 роки тому +28

      His excuse is his children need to go become PTSD ridden child assasins who grew up in an abusive environment? But I assume you mean the jail thing because he seems like he didn't actually know what the red room was like and had good intentions.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +1358

    Fun fact: In the comics, Natasha Romanoff is over 90 years old. She was born in 1928 and orphaned during an attack on Stalingrad during WWII, Soviet soldiers rescued her and she was eventually induced into a secret USSR sleeper agent program

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 3 роки тому +247

      Also Alexsei was her former husband rather than a father-figure. And she had an on-again/off-again fling with Bucky for literal decades.

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 3 роки тому +69

      In the comics, Alexei was her husband.

    • @jacobramos3473
      @jacobramos3473 3 роки тому +87

      Doesn't she also have some form of the super soldier serum in her?

    • @SIowpoke
      @SIowpoke 3 роки тому +42

      What did she do in the sleeper agent program? Sleep? How did she stay looking young?

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 3 роки тому +112

      @@jacobramos3473 Only in the comics. She's regular in the MCU... but she has Dominic Toretto durability

  • @mrnexus1996
    @mrnexus1996 3 роки тому +1991

    "batsobbing" LMAO the CC is unreal...

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +7201

    Batman is always animated with his coffee mug.

    • @ckelcro
      @ckelcro 3 роки тому +303

      You wanna know why?
      BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!

    • @ohmaplaymaker
      @ohmaplaymaker 3 роки тому +71

      'cause he's Batman

    • @marijamarcelic3149
      @marijamarcelic3149 3 роки тому +33

      His bat movies and bat hishes for those movies:are we BAT-joke to you?

    • @usharavichandran2618
      @usharavichandran2618 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 3 роки тому +13

      It was made batman more ICONIC

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 роки тому +666

    Red Guardian: Just what kind of intentions do have for my daughter?
    Batman: *BATTENTIONS!*

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +7

      YESSSS

    • @darlene3d
      @darlene3d 3 роки тому +25

      If you watch with Subtitles and he's crying by Nat's grave in the Subtitles it says "Batsobbing" which is funny because even the Subtitles are so in line with the Character

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. 3 роки тому +1

      😏🦇

  • @Charles12
    @Charles12 3 роки тому +3510

    Waiting for these animated hishes may be hard, but they're definitely worth the wait.
    Edit: I posted this to get some quick likes so now ya'll don't have to take offense over something nice I said

    • @Gzilla313
      @Gzilla313 3 роки тому +34

      I remember back in the day they were a weekly thing. Not even mad the release schedule is different now, we were spoiled then and each new hishe is a gift worth waiting for.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +15

      You can tell the effort they put into each episode

    • @afzalrasendriya1294
      @afzalrasendriya1294 3 роки тому +19

      It's actually super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @dexterjaybargola2010
      @dexterjaybargola2010 3 роки тому +6

      @@afzalrasendriya1294 oh really?

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому

      Agree

  • @LukimusPrime
    @LukimusPrime 3 роки тому +553

    I love how Taskmaster has more personality in this than the actual movie.

  • @jorgecarbajal8076
    @jorgecarbajal8076 3 роки тому +3894

    Taskmaster has more personality in this video than in the actual movie, and that reminds me why I love your work. You can take the most disappointing things from a movie, and make something fun out of it.

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa 3 роки тому +58

      But they missed a chance to make a joke about the stuntman vs. the face double.

    • @datboi7160
      @datboi7160 3 роки тому +2

      I'm the 499th liker

    • @SomewhatSlightlyBored
      @SomewhatSlightlyBored 3 роки тому

      @Evelyn 21 y.o - check my vidéó Yes... that's the comment you're copying and pasting... for reasons I guess...

    • @emgee44
      @emgee44 3 роки тому +1

      I’m 755th. But so on point

    • @lwr7751
      @lwr7751 3 роки тому +21

      ???? I am pretty sure taskmaster doesnt have any personality since she is brainwashed just like any other widow.... use some brain before commenting....

  • @erikzeelie6355
    @erikzeelie6355 3 роки тому +1619

    That "the only ginger that fooled the soul stone" on the tombstone broke me.

    • @jesse4550
      @jesse4550 3 роки тому +17

      IKR 🤣🤣💀

    • @HollandBest.nr1
      @HollandBest.nr1 3 роки тому +10

      This hahahahaha

    • @Sir_Djack
      @Sir_Djack 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, same for me

    • @anomaly2652
      @anomaly2652 3 роки тому +6

      Was not ready for it.

    • @matthewquach2705
      @matthewquach2705 3 роки тому +69

      It'd be even more hilarious if Nat's Grave read: I died for a yellow paperweight.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 3 роки тому +2254

    I feel kind of bad for Batman. I mean he finally met someone who wanted to know his secret identity.

  • @hmm...5180
    @hmm...5180 2 роки тому +47

    I love how Batman and Superman always sit with the characters. Like a therapy session or something

  • @DatPurplePerson
    @DatPurplePerson 3 роки тому +1560

    Dreykov "how did you figure that out?"
    Taskmaster "I dunno it wasn't explained" I literally laughed probably harder then I should've

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao

    • @ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago
      @ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah

    • @rubicon2639
      @rubicon2639 3 роки тому +18

      I find it ironic that literally gets used for everything except what it actually means.

    • @jomathieson1679
      @jomathieson1679 3 роки тому +2

      Rubi Con big statement from a person who doesn't understand the meaning of ironic, if you are going to disparage someone for their word choice, you should probably think carefully about your own.

    • @Compucles
      @Compucles 3 роки тому +2

      @@rubicon2639 In this case, if Bananers was laughing so hard that he/she ended up coughing and/or gasping for air, then he/she actually did use "literally" correctly.

  • @LegoShay
    @LegoShay 3 роки тому +798

    This taskmaster had more character in this then in the actual film

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 роки тому +21

      Don't worry she will return to fight against the dark avengers when they form up. Later down the road

    • @culturecanvas777
      @culturecanvas777 3 роки тому +17

      How is "this" taskmaster going to be a combat instructor? 😅

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 3 роки тому +11

      @@LXW-Arts more like he. 😡

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 3 роки тому +2

      @@culturecanvas777 lol

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 роки тому +1

      @@culturecanvas777 You don't wanna know

  • @aferraro92
    @aferraro92 3 роки тому +745

    This was HISHE Batman at his best. "I HAVE A JET" had me dying.

  • @Bleachanime9816
    @Bleachanime9816 3 роки тому +159

    Love that when Batman cries the caption says “Batsobbing”. I love this series!

  • @haydo-9916
    @haydo-9916 3 роки тому +1244

    Imagine “How What If Should Have Ended?” Too many HISHES in one universe

    • @zamhobby9662
      @zamhobby9662 3 роки тому +51

      HISHE is already the What If version the entire time.....

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +24

      MCU fans:Endgame best crossover ever
      Me: No HISHE

    • @maanukhrajsinghalag5143
      @maanukhrajsinghalag5143 3 роки тому +2

      @@DgardsGaming dc fans: CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS WAS VRY NICE TOO SHUT UP

    • @harukayuki3047
      @harukayuki3047 3 роки тому +3

      SPOILERS. for what if ep 2
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      Honestly, the whole of Ep 2 What If felt basically like HISHE. Especially Thanos. Especially that scene at the end.

    • @p.a.c.5889
      @p.a.c.5889 3 роки тому +1

      I just wanted them to complain about task master so bad. But they don’t wanna get canceled so it’ll never happen

  • @maximussaktish
    @maximussaktish 3 роки тому +693

    I loved how many of this is just them dying, considering how many death defying stunt natasha and yelena pulled

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 3 роки тому +34

      They didn't pull any "death defying stunts" they just have a really strong plot armour

    • @homosexualsaregay4189
      @homosexualsaregay4189 3 роки тому

      باب

    • @biladd8360
      @biladd8360 3 роки тому

      @@homosexualsaregay4189 hi Bob

    • @MrGanjie
      @MrGanjie 3 роки тому +19

      The car explosion and falling on the vents really had me going "Oh so she's dead or in critical condition"

    • @jawsdc9062
      @jawsdc9062 3 роки тому +17

      considering shes just a normal person, you would always wonder why is she not dead yet bc a normal person would have atleast a serious injury or died in those stunts.

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 3 роки тому +742

    I'll take an entire series with Widow and Batman dating in the HISHE universe.

    • @andrewbyrne2173
      @andrewbyrne2173 3 роки тому +35

      We all would.

    • @kylahicks7054
      @kylahicks7054 3 роки тому +2

      I will not

    • @ryankane2728
      @ryankane2728 3 роки тому +26

      I may say they both are strict on dating but still very perfect for each other

    • @demons27
      @demons27 3 роки тому +3

      But Batman would be dating either her gravestone or a zombie! Pass

    • @augustuzmoon3814
      @augustuzmoon3814 3 роки тому +3

      Srsly it would make total sense why taskmaster would be so reckless they do it for fun not for killing making taskmaster a last resort to get what they desperately need

  • @superrooster18
    @superrooster18 3 роки тому +1749

    It’s funny that because of Loki, all these HISE episodes are canon lol.

    • @gabejr25_82
      @gabejr25_82 3 роки тому +48

      Loki didn't invent the multiverse lmao, it was always around

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 роки тому +141

      @@gabejr25_82 no? Loki destroyed the tva so the multiverse can exist now. Before it was a single timeline and the tva would destroy any timeline that went off course.

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 роки тому +14

      @@artisticbang9111 bruh did you not read my previous comment? Someone said the exact same thing.

    • @artisticbang9111
      @artisticbang9111 3 роки тому +4

      @@superrooster18 oh. Oops!

    • @superrooster18
      @superrooster18 3 роки тому +3

      @@artisticbang9111 lol

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +1490

    Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson asked her husband Colin Jost, who's a big Marvel Universe fan, to rehearse lines from the movie with her but he refused because he wanted to avoid any spoilers.

    • @neflufv6392
      @neflufv6392 3 роки тому +207

      That’s actually really cute

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +159

      Now he sees the movie, I'm guessing he's pretty gutted. He didn't miss much.

    • @samarth_411
      @samarth_411 3 роки тому +77

      Man could have saved us from the movie

    • @donishanwar6385
      @donishanwar6385 3 роки тому +54

      Was it worth it? Absolutely no

    • @a.u.7712
      @a.u.7712 3 роки тому +45

      @@donishanwar6385 I thought it was worth it.

  • @helenahakkinen7582
    @helenahakkinen7582 3 роки тому +582

    This does put a smile on my face

  • @silastmales1516
    @silastmales1516 3 роки тому +702

    "How are you doing this"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
    Man, I missed this show

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому +2

      It’s only been a few weeks.

    • @silastmales1516
      @silastmales1516 3 роки тому +8

      @@MovieFan1912 yeah, It felt like a really long couple of weeks to me

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 роки тому +3

      @@silastmales1516 I know it’s felt like a long time. Animation is a lengthy process, they have to take their time and do it right. If they didn’t, the millions of subscribers they have accumulated over the years would disappear.

    • @silastmales1516
      @silastmales1516 3 роки тому +2

      @@MovieFan1912 it's always worth the wait. They can take all the time they need to give us these perfections 🙇🏾‍♂️😭

    • @kaydenweathers7480
      @kaydenweathers7480 3 роки тому +5

      It gets better when you remember he's a super soldier and spent 10 years minimum arm wrestling.

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому +181

    Great job. Imagine a cartoon being more realistic than a live action movie.

    • @Compucles
      @Compucles 3 роки тому +3

      Isn't that the whole point of HISHE, well, aside from when they cover animated movies?

  • @zeldagirl519
    @zeldagirl519 3 роки тому +387

    U know it’s gonna be a good video whenever a minute in theres a parody song

    • @davidflint9883
      @davidflint9883 3 роки тому +2

      for the LIFE of me, I cannot figure out the name of that song! any help? I mean, I KNOW it, but am drawing an incredible blank...

    • @zeldagirl519
      @zeldagirl519 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidflint9883 the beat is from “Smells like Team Spirit” by nirvana and the lyrics r from HISHE incase that isn’t obvious lol. It’s a popular song that was remixed for the movie but I didn’t know the name til recently either.

  • @phillipsybrandy8475
    @phillipsybrandy8475 3 роки тому +252

    Batman is the most motivating character in this thing

  • @Willi_munich361
    @Willi_munich361 3 роки тому +166

    ‘BECAUSE, I’M, BATMAN!!!!’
    Best phrase of all time

  • @eyramasempa5832
    @eyramasempa5832 3 роки тому +17

    i just love how batman casually carries a coffee mug where ever he goes

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +2197

    "No Way Home is the most ambitious crossover since Infinity War"
    This ending:

    • @HumanWAname
      @HumanWAname 3 роки тому +4

      Why

    • @ThatFerbGuy
      @ThatFerbGuy 3 роки тому +22

      Not my favourite comment of yours tbh

    • @satyarthabaidya295
      @satyarthabaidya295 3 роки тому +14

      You didn't watched the movie so how can you say

    • @Luffy_wastaken
      @Luffy_wastaken 3 роки тому +31

      Pimples: zero
      Blackheads: zero
      Number of chances this guy not commenting in a big UA-cam channel:
      *ZERO*

    • @dudemarina
      @dudemarina 3 роки тому +5

      Genshin? Or Batman and Natasha?

  • @naginiriddle7091
    @naginiriddle7091 3 роки тому +217

    Lol, "the only ginger who fooled the soul stone"
    I see what you did there 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @biplavpoudel
      @biplavpoudel 3 роки тому +8

      Why? Because she doesn't have a soul?😂

    • @jamesbrunton9507
      @jamesbrunton9507 3 роки тому +3

      I both laughed and felt personally attacked! 😂

    • @Blades500
      @Blades500 3 роки тому

      I dieed! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @seansimmons73
      @seansimmons73 3 роки тому +3

      Biplav Poudel- Thanks! I didn't get that joke until I read your post

  • @johannvongenerico9487
    @johannvongenerico9487 3 роки тому +246

    When the HISHE Draykov has a better Russian accent than the actual movie 😂

  • @kikinovalova2353
    @kikinovalova2353 3 роки тому +53

    Batasha. I love this ship. My new favourite ship. Why is it so perfect? 🧡🖤

    • @dodinhphu4547
      @dodinhphu4547 3 роки тому

      happened in the iron man 2 hishe actually

    • @kikinovalova2353
      @kikinovalova2353 3 роки тому

      @@dodinhphu4547 I know now. Funny I saw this one first. But still, it's PERFECTION.

  • @altspencer2264
    @altspencer2264 3 роки тому +441

    HISHE’s gravestones are killing me lmao

  • @jedsithor
    @jedsithor 3 роки тому +326

    Remember when Nat and Clint joke about Budapest in Avengers? Yeah...that seems all kinds of wrong now.

    • @MrGanjie
      @MrGanjie 3 роки тому +71

      Probably meant the time they spent and not the child bombing part
      Kinda funny still though lol

    • @ZeroB4NG
      @ZeroB4NG 3 роки тому +47

      Yepp, that was kind of why everyone wanted this movie to happen in the first place and then... well poop.

    • @ShashaStudios
      @ShashaStudios 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah it looks like the writers forgot they joked about that

    • @ElRook
      @ElRook 3 роки тому +6

      He remembers Budapest differently.

    • @Jesse_Meyer
      @Jesse_Meyer 3 роки тому +1

      @@ElRook nice

  • @alwf905
    @alwf905 3 роки тому +532

    “How are you doing this”
    “BECAUSE I’M BATMAN”

    • @3rdEyeMangekyoRinnegan
      @3rdEyeMangekyoRinnegan 3 роки тому +9

      Booooooo you're using already established dialogue to farm likes Booooooo... Boo, I say Booooooooo.

    • @Earth-uu3nf
      @Earth-uu3nf 3 роки тому +5

      The Injustice pills

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 3 роки тому +4

      @@Earth-uu3nf the batman pills with bs

    • @alwf905
      @alwf905 3 роки тому +3

      @@Earth-uu3nf oh yeah the kryptonian pills

  • @skepticninja520
    @skepticninja520 3 роки тому +65

    When Natasha did a Homer Simpson down the building (smashing into every obstacle along the way) I was sure she'd be critically hurt at the end. Instead, I was shocked to see her just land on her feet with no injuries. First I looked up her powers for superhealing, invulnerability or anything else that would help but nothing and... no, training doesn't help you here. My wife was laughing hysterically and I just said... I must've seen that wrong. I would assume the movie would have her acrobatically swing, twist and leap from obstacle to obstacle until she dropped feet first to the ground. Instead she just slams from obstacle to obstacle like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin. Really weird choice for an otherwise good movie.

    • @AndrewNeilFalconer
      @AndrewNeilFalconer 2 роки тому +2

      Watch Captain America: Civil War. Natasha takes some punches and has some falls that would knock-out a regular human.
      Natasha has to be a Supersoldier like Bucky.

  • @justhaven4648
    @justhaven4648 3 роки тому +100

    Hishe batman has a special place in my heart

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 роки тому +7

      My favorite is when Thanos snaps and Batman wills himself back into existence - BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

    • @varric
      @varric 2 роки тому +4

      @@NarwahlGaming Or surviving Ultron's meteorite BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

  • @jessicastrike5640
    @jessicastrike5640 3 роки тому +91

    Anyone else get a flashback to the dark Knight rises or was it just me?
    “My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men”
    “This isn’t a car”

  • @tristan9602
    @tristan9602 3 роки тому +112

    WidowBat is one of the most unexpected ships I've ever had.

  • @DonoZeek
    @DonoZeek 3 роки тому +19

    I love how some of this can be explained by the fact that the Widows are physically enhanced like an almost Captain America.

  • @Badwurst68
    @Badwurst68 3 роки тому +320

    The russian sentence written on the helicopter at the beginning "смеяться в голос" (instead of the classic "aeroflot") roughly translates to "lol".

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 роки тому

      how do you get lol from that many letters!?

    • @clashaccount8737
      @clashaccount8737 3 роки тому

      @@hardwirecars Probably it's the actual acronym of Lol.

    • @Badwurst68
      @Badwurst68 3 роки тому +8

      @@hardwirecars Well it just means "laugh out loud".

    • @danaturinova944
      @danaturinova944 3 роки тому +2

      @@Badwurst68 this, this is the first time I found what lol means :0

  • @thetotaldramaking5427
    @thetotaldramaking5427 3 роки тому +175

    I’ve never thought of it until now, HISHE are the real watchers… all the endings are actually alternate realities

    • @ezio_Winchester
      @ezio_Winchester 3 роки тому +3

      Was It the top comment saying "the original what if that made you think of it?

    • @conrad417teamseas6
      @conrad417teamseas6 3 роки тому +3

      What if WE are the watchers? We watch but don’t interfere.

    • @thetotaldramaking5427
      @thetotaldramaking5427 3 роки тому

      @@ezio_Winchester no, I didn’t see that comment

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 роки тому

      @@conrad417teamseas6 I am The Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question... What if?

  • @racool911
    @racool911 3 роки тому +475

    Not sure why Mihoyo decided to sponsor Hishe, but I love it lmao

    • @hqanimation0808
      @hqanimation0808 3 роки тому +4

      But this is how it all just keep me busy on know may know from go for

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 роки тому +12

      BECAUSE THEY'RE HISHE

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 3 роки тому +5

      Almost all of their videos have over 1 million views... yeah, I also wonder...

    • @sachidanandashagolshem605
      @sachidanandashagolshem605 3 роки тому +8

      I was hoping for FREEMOGEMSSSSS

    • @weebweird8332
      @weebweird8332 3 роки тому +7

      How Genshin Impact should have ended

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 3 роки тому +9

    I truly love those moments where they squabble like a real family.

  • @PLTKWIL
    @PLTKWIL 3 роки тому +128

    Yalana with her face ripped off was genuinely funny and I couldn’t stop laughing 😭

  • @charanreigns6472
    @charanreigns6472 3 роки тому +132

    At this point every HISHE is basically a "What If".

  • @Ashnflash
    @Ashnflash 3 роки тому +502

    I appreciate the use of the same explosion effects from the movie. Nice touch 😅

  • @danielbernal8948
    @danielbernal8948 3 роки тому +8

    The fact the subtitles say "Batsobbing" at the end as a verb is amazing on so many different levels.

  • @goon5031
    @goon5031 3 роки тому +193

    I like how they kept the relationship between batman and widow in this hishe. Good attention to detail 👌.

  • @Kwooon
    @Kwooon 3 роки тому +144

    Cant wait for “How What If…? should have ended” if thats even possible

    • @darkothemapper1826
      @darkothemapper1826 3 роки тому +3

      What ifs of what if are already original movies

    • @MundaneGray
      @MundaneGray 3 роки тому +9

      Oh, it's definitely possible. HISHE is about plot holes, and What If? will certainly have its share of those.

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 3 роки тому +8

      What If It Should Have Ended

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 роки тому +4

      Cue to super café.
      Superman: Okay, something has gone wrong. This feels really weird.
      He uses the time travel power.
      Cue to the citadel at the end of time.
      Loki: Everything okay?
      Sylvie: Yeah. Just need a moment.
      Loki: Right. It's just, you normally...
      Sylvie: Loki, shut up. I was pruned before you even existed. I have been waiting for this moment my entire life...
      Superman: do not enter this place!!!

    • @adamwarlock1
      @adamwarlock1 3 роки тому +2

      @@memecliparchives2254 It's like when the Epic Rap Battles Of History with the philosophers changed the end tagline to "WHAT...IS...WINNING?"

  • @lukekiely2450
    @lukekiely2450 3 роки тому +218

    Lol that arm wrestle with red guardian and Batman was legendary 😂😂😂
    “How are you doing this?”
    “BECAUSE IM BATMAN”

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 3 роки тому +3

      Anything’s possible when your…. BATMAN!

    • @ELVISDINNERSHOW
      @ELVISDINNERSHOW 3 роки тому +4

      I thought the line went like.. Becaaaauuuuseeee.... iiiiiiii'm .... Batmannnn!! *Snap*

    • @kevinmachine9310
      @kevinmachine9310 3 роки тому +1

      With prep time 😏🦇

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 роки тому +1

      I guess that's how Taskmaster could beat him.

  • @rckblzr
    @rckblzr 3 роки тому +168

    I remember watching this and wondering to myself how Natasha fell from the building without a scratch.

    • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
      @bunnywithakeyboard7628 3 роки тому +31

      Every instance where the damage was realistic got pruned by the TVA so she could be in Endgame. Literally one in a billion odds but there you go.

    • @hoppytoad79
      @hoppytoad79 3 роки тому +3

      Because superserum. ;)

    • @cirdecmilnag6847
      @cirdecmilnag6847 3 роки тому +14

      The logic was if you are falling and hit some obstacles, it will slow your fall and will somehow survive you, luckily Natasha was trained enough to be able to stand immediately after hurting herself from the fall (Psychological conditioning, ibuprofen, pain only makes you stronger) 🤣

    • @Compucles
      @Compucles 3 роки тому +4

      @@cirdecmilnag6847 Survive, yes, but you should still wind up with multiple broken bones and other injuries that should prevent you from moving normally.

    • @CrisisComics
      @CrisisComics Рік тому +1

      @@bunnywithakeyboard7628 That must've been a whole week's worth of pruning for the TVA.

  • @ff2465
    @ff2465 3 роки тому +148

    when batman is sobbing,
    it is called "BATSOBBING"😂😂😂

  • @invincible69420
    @invincible69420 3 роки тому +32

    Its crazy when he says "Because I'm Batman!", there's so many good memories with that....

  • @thehorrorguy2242
    @thehorrorguy2242 3 роки тому +167

    “I was the one who made the Red Room crash.”
    “And I saved the Widows before they killed you.”
    “And I was the best character in the movie.”

  • @TomKroupa80
    @TomKroupa80 3 роки тому +56

    "Thought she could punch trough a jet turbine" destroyed me!!!!:-))))))))

  • @abnerpinker7849
    @abnerpinker7849 3 роки тому +92

    Haha, I love what the close captions say when batman is crying over Natasha's grave.
    (BATSOBBING)

  • @gavanbaxley
    @gavanbaxley 3 роки тому +32

    I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear “BECAUSE IM BATMAN” again

  • @StuartLugsden
    @StuartLugsden 3 роки тому +63

    In the words of Count Dooku: "I've been looking forward to this!"

  • @hoppytoad79
    @hoppytoad79 3 роки тому +10

    Alexi and Batman armwrestling was great. "How are you able to do this?" "I am Batman!"

  • @MythInTheMaking
    @MythInTheMaking 3 роки тому +75

    Batman: you wanna know my secret identity😭
    Yelena: Are you kidding me?!
    Batsman: No…I’m Batman!

  • @elliotgandersen
    @elliotgandersen 3 роки тому +68

    I like how Batman is always animated with his coffee mug.

  • @madspet9106
    @madspet9106 3 роки тому +37

    I don't know why but the sudden cut to Taskmaster's death glare in the cafe made me burst out laughing

  • @erinjackson8119
    @erinjackson8119 3 роки тому +39

    In case anyone was actually wondering how Natasha survived everything she went through, she also had a Super Soldier-like serum. I was REALLY hoping that it was going to be mentioned in this movie because everyone always says that there's no way that she could survive all the falls and what-not but she can because of the serum

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Рік тому +2

      That's in the comics but not established in the MCU movies. Using something only from the comics to explain the movie, you might as well say that she survived all this stuff in the movie, because it DIDN'T even happen to her. Since it didn't happen that way in the comics. How'd she survive the fall from the red room? Because she never had the battle of the red room. Read the comics, it didn't happen there.

    • @erinjackson8119
      @erinjackson8119 Рік тому

      @@Logan_Baron it’s established in the movie, just poorly

  • @jjlu7645
    @jjlu7645 3 роки тому +99

    The singing of Daniel Baxter never gets old.

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 3 роки тому +1

      I actually unironically want that rendition lol.

  • @ishraqtalukder4518
    @ishraqtalukder4518 3 роки тому +31

    3:26 when red guardian became a true dad mood

  • @blaringmanx1195
    @blaringmanx1195 3 роки тому +31

    Since the last episode of Loki, this is technically canon.

  • @picturebreakdown
    @picturebreakdown 3 роки тому +110

    I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement

    • @LockhartDan
      @LockhartDan 3 роки тому +4

      Dude, you do WHAT IF and Loki Breakdowns?!😱 So cool

    • @sarahlally5111
      @sarahlally5111 3 роки тому +2

      First

    • @SeanMather
      @SeanMather 3 роки тому +2

      Have you tried being first to comment? it’s a rush like no other, you feel super amazing for like a second before you go back to your everyday life, staring at the screen wondering what video you’ll be first to next… often you’re beaten out by all the other people who normally get there before you can triumphantly plant your flag in the proverbial sands of the comment section. No one would be commenting on the video, witty commentary, scathing criticism, puns, trolls, all of it wouldn’t happen if a brave soul didn’t step up to the plate to be first. Breaking the ice of an empty comment section. They are the true heroes of UA-cam.
      Or they’re bored, have nothing better to do and haven’t watched the video yet 🤔

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 роки тому +2

      @@SeanMather Please be joking

    • @JesusCheeseburger
      @JesusCheeseburger 3 роки тому +1

      @@SeanMather Sounds fulfilling..

  • @user-vo1yu6hb1v
    @user-vo1yu6hb1v 3 роки тому +157

    Such a underated ship BatWidow

    • @hajimehinata1108
      @hajimehinata1108 3 роки тому +2

      yess

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +4

      Or BlackMan! …wait

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +3

      "you know bats eat spiders?"
      "i always saw as more of a fruit bat"

    • @Mtab2260
      @Mtab2260 3 роки тому

      Quack is better.

    • @Reader999
      @Reader999 3 роки тому

      It's too bad the ship finally sank with her death. Poor Batsy.

  • @felixantosam1660
    @felixantosam1660 3 роки тому +16

    That longbottom part was awesome😂😂😂

  • @AlMoSiCe210
    @AlMoSiCe210 3 роки тому +16

    "Will that destroy the car?"
    "You would think... but it will just flip the car."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chilled_out_Penguin
    @Chilled_out_Penguin 3 роки тому +45

    You know when they do Tony Masters, it'd be really cool if they got Keanu Reeves to play him, I think he'd be a really good fit

    • @rocatiusvictor9590
      @rocatiusvictor9590 3 роки тому +1

      Brad Pitt looks alot more like Tony Masters in his 2010 solo run.

    • @marvelcomicsnerd4196
      @marvelcomicsnerd4196 3 роки тому +1

      That would be amazing. I'm really disappointed that they made that reveal about taskmaster. There was so much potential to put Tony Masters in this movie, but they ruined it.

  • @vengeance3996
    @vengeance3996 3 роки тому +146

    Red Guardian " How are you doing this?"
    (Arm wrestling)
    Batman "Because I'm BATMAN!"

    • @savagenature1
      @savagenature1 3 роки тому +8

      Red Guardian: But I'm a Super Soldier! You're not supposed to have Super Powers!!!
      Batman: I'm STILL BATMAN!!!

    • @thatoneguy07
      @thatoneguy07 3 роки тому +3

      No way, you watched the video too!

    • @gregorykiernan7849
      @gregorykiernan7849 3 роки тому

      The VERSUS you never asked for...but thoroughly enjoyed!

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 3 роки тому

      I think it took some injustice pill

  • @elijah06
    @elijah06 3 роки тому +31

    Batman brings his coffee mug everywhere, even to a grave🤣

  • @nathankovoor223
    @nathankovoor223 3 роки тому +16

    “How are you doing this?” “Because I’m Batman” - That was really funny

  • @jackcoleman5955
    @jackcoleman5955 3 роки тому +24

    “I think I’ve broken every bone in my body!”
    -Indy AND Natasha

  • @5dmkiii60
    @5dmkiii60 3 роки тому +37

    Hollywood makes the movies, but HISHE makes them entertaining and hilarious. HISHE is for UA-cam what South Park is for Comedy Central. And Daniel Baxter is the Trey Parker of HISHE. He's the talent from which all this funny flows. Another comic genius that's great with many voices.

  • @hammerman199374
    @hammerman199374 3 роки тому +81

    "What? That's what the I.D. said her name was."
    "Oh I have lots of intentions. I call them my- Batensions..."
    "(continued Batsobbing)"
    Seriously, this one was the best yet. Hilarious!

  • @popebobcat3716
    @popebobcat3716 3 роки тому +17

    What about “nobody leaves this room until she is dead.” I wanted Natasha to slip out and the others were unable to pursue.

  • @ultimateknight4667
    @ultimateknight4667 3 роки тому +47

    I feel like the movie existence is justified and worth it just for this.

  • @greatorange7548
    @greatorange7548 3 роки тому +69

    The only thing more important to Batman than his family and Nat:
    *His coffee mug*

  • @Jermungus115
    @Jermungus115 3 роки тому +31

    How it should have ended: drakov was dead all along, his daughter who is scarred was in charge all along, taskmaster is a random mercinary dude with lines that was the one who taught all of the widows in the red room.

  • @TheGorkLzrv
    @TheGorkLzrv 3 роки тому +10

    0:14 The inscription on the helicopter - "LAUGH INTO A VOICE". Good job👌.

  • @EuclideanAl
    @EuclideanAl 3 роки тому +62

    "I have successfully tracked the whereabouts of the package Yelena sent to her sister."
    "That is my girl. How did you do that?"
    "It is not explained."
    Love it XD

  • @QuiGonLiam
    @QuiGonLiam 3 роки тому +6

    that's such a realistic looking explosion! y'all have some real skill in animation.

  • @bryanu1737
    @bryanu1737 3 роки тому +30

    Why is every comment talking about Batman and not the fact that we should be thanking this channel for knowing the ridiculous plot armour in this movie.

  • @palomad9648
    @palomad9648 3 роки тому +100

    "The only ginger to foul the Soul stone" OH MY GOD

    • @eniovieira5637
      @eniovieira5637 3 роки тому +4

      …I don’t get it.

    • @bunnywithakeyboard7628
      @bunnywithakeyboard7628 3 роки тому +13

      @@eniovieira5637 There’s a joke from South Park where Cartman claims that gingers don’t have souls.
      Not saying it’s funny, just explaining the joke.

    • @eniovieira5637
      @eniovieira5637 3 роки тому +1

      @@bunnywithakeyboard7628 Kay, thanks.

    • @ZER-sc3pc
      @ZER-sc3pc 3 роки тому +4

      For some reason, only after seeing your comment does the joke hit me. That’s a good joke…

    • @aundreahodges5925
      @aundreahodges5925 3 роки тому +11

      @@bunnywithakeyboard7628 It's not a south park joke. This saying has been around before Cartman said that.