I once asked Siri if she had a husband and this is what she told me: “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?” 😭😭
Q= What's 0÷0? A= *Imagine that you have 0 cookies, and you split them equally to 0 friends. See? It doesn't make sense. Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.* *_Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! :D_*
This is what she said: “Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always ‘russian’ around.”
Honestly.. every video Anthony is weird w. Tal i swear hes secretly inlove with him or obsessed hes not the best at hidding it since he talks soo much about asking tal to date him or love him or call him daddy ! Not against it or anything but he FORSURE is inlove with tal!! Like if anyone else sees this or agrees LOL!
@Blink Is Army! naw lol thats above an beyond bromance hes in loveeeee w tal!!! but i dont blame him tal is a pretty goodlooken man lol but naw Anthony defffff is inlove w tal its not hard to miss lol
I asked Siri “What do you dream about?” And she answered, “ That as I wander’d by the way, bare winter suddenly was changed to spring, and gentle odours led my steps astray.” I also asked her “Can you stop time?” She answered, “ Every time I tried it, Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos”
Me: Hey siri Siri: ... Me: Hey siri... Siri: ... Me: HEY SIRI!!!!! Siri: ... Me: F#£K ME!!! Siri: Yes? Me: You motherf- Siri: I do not know who your mother is, In fact I do not know who you are... Me: *Orders Samsung phone Siri: *Closes
I'm not siri but I know where you are, what you do, your friends, where your children go to school, where you went/go to school, where you work ....everything, I am FACEBOOK!!!
Yo Tal I just wanted to say thank you I’ve been dreaming of being a UA-camr for a few years now and now finally I’m starting to gain publicity and getting my name out there I just wanna say thank you because if it wasn’t for you I would have started my channel. You have inspired me to do so much❤️ keep up the good work bro🤙🏻
Siri being a savage for 12 minutes straight
saryn toews Siri is Alfredo cuz Alfredo is a savage too
Imagi-nation 🤣
lit_ queen 😂 lmao
Alfredo
Me: Siri, do you have a boyfriend?
Siri: Yes but he lives in another nation.
Me: Which nation?
Siri: Imagination
nice
I've heard it before, cant remember from where. But it was the best joke.
Dang
Hahahahaha
Eeeeee
I once asked Siri if she had a husband and this is what she told me:
“Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”
😭😭
mandy I asked the same and she told me “ your the only family I need “
DANG SHE SAVAGE
mandy she said it just you and me
Wow what
Awww ='O
Where's my boy Alfredo at 😂😂
I actually miss him insulting Tal😂😂😂
You mean the giraffe.🦒
In the future
@@estefanytiburcio584 sounds like something Siri would say
@@sad._.duck2488 we got the second Alfredo here!!!
@Kalsoom Akhtar me too!!!!!!! Alfredo is just so cute and savage!!! I just wish he could really talk like that in real life!
"I know where you sleep"
"So do I "
Well no sh-😂😂😂
it
Rhylee Simpson 😆😆😆🙄
Yeah he sleeps in his f****** Betty idiot
6:23
So nice of Tal to show us his honeymoon!
あなたは、これが何を意味するのかを考え出すのにあなたの時間を無駄にしました。 LMAOOOOOO
あなたは、これが何を意味するのかを考え出すのにあなたの時間を無駄にしました。 h
What's that song XD
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂👌
* gets told not to ask siri these questions *
* immediately asks siri *
Neo Mphatsoanyane me😂
Such a rebel
Neo Mphatsoanyane z
,
H
He
Hel
Hell
Hello
"I can do this all day"
-Siri/ Captain America😂😂
Anthony: Fortnite?
Tal: Come on, you ruined everything.
RELATES
You ruined it
Moon Girl Your picture I love It bc I am such A BTS fan too
ARMYYYYY😆😆😆
lol so relatable btw hi A.R.M.Y
Thats funny ...coming from a kpop fan
Me: “Siri, when will the world end?”
Siri: “When Anthony gets a girl”
Hehe
Siri: Well, Unix 32- bit time overflows on January 19, 2038. Maybe then.
Which will be. NEVER😂😂😂
True
TRUE!!!!!
Am I the only one who thinks Alfredo and Anthony could be good friends lol
no stupid a😤😤
A wanna-be and a Cute hedgehog.ummmmm maybe
@Emma's Memes but it's a question....
Kammyiag Grant i mean, they Areeee both interesting mexicans
I feel like they could be more than friends. 🙃
I asked my Alexa if she would date me, she said "I like you, as a friend." I can't believe that I got friendzoned by an electronic.
Omg lol
omg
lol
Lol
No way same
Put two siri to talk to each other and see what happens I the couple of days😀👍😎
Yaaas that would be hilarious
Someone did a video on that
Kevin DurGOAT WHO WHO WHO WHO
I’ve done that before
@@adolfdrippler243 where?
I Asked Siri If She Loved Me, She Said....
“Um...Look...A Puppy!”
XD
DAAAAAAAUM
xD
Mine said " your looking for love in all the wrong places " :(
Oof
*watches vid*
"I wanna ask siri weird questions"
*presses home button*
*realizes I dont have an iphone*
"Well that sucks"
Lol I have a iPhone, I feel sorry for you,
But honestly that sounds like something I would do 😂
Then what are you watching on?. _.
Ye same
@@whisperwolf_rk8009 never heard of an andriod?
@@summer-wg3fv oh right XD I'm using an Android right now I just use Google assistant 😂👏
I asked Siri what is the meaning of life and Siri said
All the evidence say it’s chocolate 😂
wHaT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: *watches video*
Me again: *asks Siri all these questions*
Me the next day: *found dead*
Can you tell the future?
Q= What's 0÷0?
A= *Imagine that you have 0 cookies, and you split them equally to 0 friends. See? It doesn't make sense. Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.*
*_Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! :D_*
Candy Sidharta I love that o e
Stop imagininig, people
Candy Sidharta I have heard that one
Same
Cookie Monster XD
I Ones asked Siri if she had a boyfriend and she said: ,, no but drones always try to pick me up “ like what 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kaylen channel I got that one too
Bruh...
XD
BEES
Tal: I want to trade you for an Android phone
Siri: Siri sad
Tal: Siri bad
Siri: That doesn't sound good
Anthony: *nods* bet
That is so Anthony.🤙
it reply "ouch".lol
How about things you should never ask alfredo
Hell yeah😂
Hell yes!
Yyeeeeessss
YEEEES$
Omg yesss! xD
Siri would dream about flying..
Cuz u have airplane mode on
It all makes sense @-@
Huh???
Stitch_ FanGirl7 mind blown
Ik that this is a joke but u need wifi for siri
Samuel cool u can hav wifi while on airplane mode
Ah 7 u can’t
Dogs: Woof
Cats: Meow
Idiots: First
First
Woof
Meow
I am a dog, a cat, and a idiot!
Aspecttz- you literally typed fįrst so are you an idiot?
Aspecttz- first
Sarah Likes To Eat no actually I used an i not in English so it doesn’t count.
@@Kittykit-hy2st OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHOW DAM HATERS
'Are u intelligent?' *Im smart enough to know not answer that question* OHHHH NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
Demon _Wolf just pls no
Not to answer*
Meh that so called “burn” didn’t sting a bit
Me (says to Siri) : I want to trade you in for an Android Phone
Siri : Me too
I’m hurt 😥
I asked the same thing, same reply 😭
That's so mean!
She said siri sad to me
Siri sad
Well you got rekt
Siri is dreaming about flying because airplane mode
It all makes sense now(@_@)
airplane mode with Airpods listening to SiCkO mOdE
{ \_/ }
(@@)
/ \
Wow! 😮
Everyone ask Siri “Why are fire trucks red” omg it’s so funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Like if you agree 😂😂😂
Pandas yesssssss
😂😂😂
There is another read more that wont come up..
Wow
OMG XD I JUST TRIED IT! IT’S HILARIOUS!
Me: Hey Siri, when is the end of the world?
Siri: When you hear the word “Fire it up!”
My sister: “FIRE IT UP!”
Melaine Connolly LoL
Who else is going to ask Siri all these questions !
Lol me
Investing Hustler probably me
Investing Hustler zhfzjfzjfzfjzfjxjfzjfz
Me
I have no IPhone lol
ASK SIRI WHATS 0 DIVIDED BY 0
BIGGEST ROAST EVER!
Im sad now i got roasted by siri
Zeinab Ghacham lol same
I mean Siri ain’t wrong! Lol 😂
Gabby Vedder lmao ur soo right😂
Zeinab Ghacham SAY 108 I DARE U. Only if your savage and brave
“Now you are sad that you have no friends” - Siri
“Ask Siri why Firetrucks are red”
Technique Playz lol I did this I got confused
This is what she said:
“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always ‘russian’ around.”
mandy lol ikr
😐😂😂😂😂
Technique Playz thanks!
Why do u have 666 dislikes.
Me: Hey siri, are u in the illuminati
Siri: Yes I am but how did u find out
...
...
...
...
...
so is apple going to make apple airlines or iairlines
Ik im surprised Airplane mode isnt called iPlane mode
Or apple air
No, it would be called the Iplane... a plane controlled by either you or siri.... but idk..
I would ask Siri this questions but...
I have a Samsung but I will ask Google Assistant LOL 😂
Saaame Android and has Google Assistant XD
hannah banana we love an android sister
hannah banana no... your not welcome here
Same
@@connor1737 no... ur not welcome here 😒
Tal: "what do you dream about?"
Siri:" flying"
Me:"what do you dream about?"
Siri:" flying"
*iLluMaNaTi eArrApE*
:O
DUN DUN DUUUN
WHISTLE INTENSES
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Siri: 42.
Me: wth?
That actually happened like 10 seconds ago
DEXTROY FILMS that actually happened like 2 months ago
Queen Z yeah 😂
Wait 42 years
Which is the correct answer.
Wait when I asked her a minute ago she said a movie
You should tell Siri to do 0÷0, she basically tells you, you have no friends.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes I've never gotten so many
Anna Ettinger+ why would you tell him what she said. It won’t be fun now
Anna Ettinger best one tho for sure
Well she's not wrong
She actually did tell me I have no friends
Anna Ettinger it’s so weird
What happens if you ask siri 'Pewdiepie or t-series?'
Comment for t-series
Like for Pewdiepie
Wut
Isabella Dohan go t-series
Sorry
Isabella Dohan, no, no, no, I'm not for t-series, just saying, I love pewdiepie.
YEET
Ask Siri why fire trucks are red. Her answer is hilarious 😂
Madi_giraffelover Giraffe do 0 divided by 0
....Why not ask her questions about her? Like what’s your favorite color, or how old is she?...
Alli Arts and she will say we are talking about you not her
Madi_giraffelover Giraffe omg lmao I di
Amy Blue mine said something funny😂
Anthony: no calls you daddy!
Karlee Steel: DADDY?!😂😂
Anthony: no one called you daddy besides me
Siri just roasted, and...Anthony was weird all throughout this video😐
Honestly.. every video Anthony is weird w. Tal i swear hes secretly inlove with him or obsessed hes not the best at hidding it since he talks soo much about asking tal to date him or love him or call him daddy ! Not against it or anything but he FORSURE is inlove with tal!! Like if anyone else sees this or agrees LOL!
tiffaniee Lefebvre+ lol agree
Anthony was just being himself 😂 get rekt Anthony!!
@Blink Is Army! naw lol thats above an beyond bromance hes in loveeeee w tal!!! but i dont blame him tal is a pretty goodlooken man lol but naw Anthony defffff is inlove w tal its not hard to miss lol
Damnnn Siri sassy much? JKJK DONT ABANDON ME I LOVE YOU
He spelled questions wrong :p
He corrected it -_-
Qustiong lol
Questiong
Questong
Ye
Anthony: read my history on my browser
Siri: I'm not sure I understand
Tal: 😮
2019 anyone?
Me XD
Hannah H yep
Hannah H MEHHHH
me
Me ya watching this 2/2/19
Me thalking to siri: what do you dream adout
Siri:i only dream of helping you well that and fiery winged unicorns
**talking**
I don't blame you tho autocorrect is soo annoying
Siri dreams about Pegasus?!?!?!?!?
Notification “Questiong”
Video name “Questions”
He edited Questiong to Questions
Ik
I was wondering that too
I don't use notifications ._.
I don't have them on because it's annoying.
B
I think anthony loves tal like bruh hes allways flirting with him 😂😂
Alfredo
Alfredo
Go...01000100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01000101
I feel like I need to say "Alfredo" 😅
He was so skinny back then
Whos ready for the new $1200 iPhone!?!?!
$1200???
Well that phone better take me on a vacation when I put it on Airplane Mode!
Old joke
I'm ready for the Galaxy note 9 it's by Android and it has a terabyte unlike any I phones do you know what a terabyte is 1024 GB
It was so cute when he said, "siri said you uglyy!"
Anthony is fuglly
A guy: Am I sexy
Siri: I am not to judge on outward appearance.
Savage level is out of this world. 😂
His name is Anthony lmao
Anthony
Anthony............
I asked Siri if Santa was real and it said “that’s something I can’t disclause i mean disclose” lol
I asked Siri if he was intelligent, he said he had to cheat on a test by looking into the soul of the boy next to him... creepy 😶😐😑
Syd Zales me to it was weird
Same here
U mean SHE?
+Mathis1048 danfan
you can have a Siri with a boy voice
@@sollivia3859 oh ok
I asked Siri “What do you dream about?” And she answered, “ That as I wander’d by the way, bare winter suddenly was changed to spring, and gentle odours led my steps astray.”
I also asked her “Can you stop time?” She answered, “ Every time I tried it, Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos”
when you're so early the title is misspelled
What was it before
Tadiwanashe Musengi it said questiong
Aryan true
I was late but still received the notification with the mispelled title.
Hahahahaha ikr
Me: Siri what do you dream about
Siri: only helping you
Me: ._.
I swear every time I ask Siri a question, she misunderstands me.
Who doesnt
Max Allars sorry? I don't understand.
Because you always get rejected by girls make him a boy
Put it in your native language
Shannonxox / hahahaha
I’m in a fight with Siri
She changed my nickname in my contacts to “Motherf**ker”
Poor u
Poor little liar
Ha Un look ey
Technically she can't because only you can. Stop trying to be funny, because you're not.
@@potato.animations. yo it's gust for the crack like yo
*BICH LASAGNA*
Blue pill or red pill
*My siri(man voice)=*
Oh wait. I know this one:
There is no spoon
When you take blue pill the story end
@@zalanlezsak718 What about the red? xD
Mine said “oh wait. I know this one. There is no spoon.”
I asked siri what her dream was. She said “Electric Sheep. But only sometimes.”
Im like BRUH
Tell Siri 108
(Be ready to press cancel)
What happens
JUniXMc you call the indian police
Breh
forgot to push cancel... 😂
That was close
Anthony looking fresh
He set a date saying Dec. 13th he is a sexy boy. And Dec. 13th is my d day. 😢😑
I love when Tal smile (THAT SOUND WEIRD) BUT....he's adorable when he smile
Like *Siri*
Comment *Alexa*
Lmao no comments
Wait
I'm commenting right now
Hecc.
Krel A I use both 😂😅
Frghhfu
I have Samsung and I have a Alexa so...
ALEXA
I have both tho lol
Ask her what is zero divided by zero
She gets savage with that
I have no friends siri she savage she said i have no friends 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 nooooooooo siri i have friends why?????? ($!r!)siri
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Tombo same hahahahhahah
Lmao, she told me that dreams of fiery unicorns
Tombo same answer
For me she told me lawnmower pigs
Same
Me: Hey siri
Siri: ...
Me: Hey siri...
Siri: ...
Me: HEY SIRI!!!!!
Siri: ...
Me: F#£K ME!!!
Siri: Yes?
Me: You motherf-
Siri: I do not know who your mother is, In fact I do not know who you are...
Me: *Orders Samsung phone
Siri: *Closes
two guys fighting over Siri.
No question ask.
I asked google assistant
Me: I just farted
Google assistant: You too😱
WHO ELSE IS OBSESSED WITH REACTIONTIME?💛
Uh weirdos
Not me (jk)
I’m obsessed with Alfredo the hedgehogs channel (his pet)
I asked Siri “are you intelligent”
He said “well, when I was in school I had to cheat of the boy next to me, by looking into his soul
Omg lol
😶
Ok. This is legit the second time u got roasted by a computer. 🤔
The first time was with Evie bot, now Siri😂😂 Poor Tal😂😂
Siri, the only girl Tal will ever get 😂😂 jk
he has a few million fangirls......
OOOF
The jk should turn into
@@BilaalSaud that's not true
My Siri said she dreams about fiery winged unicorns lol
10’000 subs with no video liers
Plumpkin Plays that’s not a lie, mine said that also
10’000 subs with no video mine too!!
10’000 subs with no video HAHA SAME
10’000 subs with no video mine said the same thing😂
Just love Anthony for who he is
First...
Man to land on the moon was Neil Armstrong your welcome for that great history lesson😂
when Anthony and tal r together they r funnier then Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist
My notification said,
"Questiong you should never ask Siri."
Your phone is high.
@@vibinjenova ikr, It's had alot of *FAMILY FRIENDLY*
Xx GawdDamnItsWxlfy xX nah he just spelt questions wrong
Xx GawdDamnItsWxlfy xX lol same
Tal: Asks first question
Siri: Initiating roast mode
anthony: "you like em long dont you"
well i believe they're supposed to be long ehh..
3 AM *in the morning*
_AM already means morning Anthony_ 😂
not necessarily but ok
I think we all have that one friend like Anthony.
We do
So true
Tal: Siri called me fat once
Anthony: Cause you are fat
OOOOOHHH
Tal: I know where you sleep
Anthony: I do too
I actually heard tals scream from los angeles
I'm definitely going to ask Siri these things!!!
Who else?!?!
M
E
XD Anthony always makes me laugh!!!!
Me: *Gets beaten up* Siri, What’s the meaning of life?!
Siri: A movie.
That’s the actual response
My Siri sad she dreams about Electric sheep
David The boy mine too
Mine said it dreams of short circuiting other AI.... I think talking to me made it insane
Me too
Thats Cortana
Same
I am 100% everybody asked Siri those questions after watching this including me.
Only if u have an iPhone
Tal : Will you go out on a date with me
Siri : Yes , I am your assistant 24/7
Tal : (Feels like tony stark)
Everyone freaks out over a spelling mistake 😂😂😂
Sarah Williams you spelled 🤣 wrong lol
What a funny guy
True...
Oh wow
she agrees to go on a date with Anthony, but straight after tells Tal she doesn’t date humans. omg, i love her.
I'm not siri but I know where you are, what you do, your friends, where your children go to school, where you went/go to school, where you work ....everything, I am FACEBOOK!!!
but...I don't have a FACEBOOK!
Facebook has YOU then, you're smart, stay away from it, how did so many ppl get "fooled again"?
Tal:"don't touch me"
Anthony:ahhhhhhhhh
Me:lolllllllll
Yo Tal I just wanted to say thank you I’ve been dreaming of being a UA-camr for a few years now and now finally I’m starting to gain publicity and getting my name out there I just wanna say thank you because if it wasn’t for you I would have started my channel. You have inspired me to do so much❤️ keep up the good work bro🤙🏻
U know he wont read this?
Anthony is T H I N
The Totally Hilariously- annoying Isolated nerd
@Fasiha Moinuddin hahahahaha
Me: She called me fat once!
Guy: Because you are fat.
How many people can say OHHHHHH!!!!???
4:38 is so funny! The way he says "Ow.." and his face.
My Siri dreams about Electric Sheep. But only sometimes. Also fiery winged unicorns