First Time Watching P*rn | Michael Longfellow | Don't Tell Comedy Secret Sets
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Comedian Michael Longfellow discusses what it was like to be back home during the pandemic and dealing with his mom's new boyfriend.
Comedy is at its best when there’s a surprise - that’s why Don’t Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 150 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we’ll set up shop, or who might pop in.
Want to be let in on the secret? Visit our website to find an upcoming show near you: www.donttellco...
Just don’t tell anyone!! 🤫
#MichaelLongfellow
#LiveComedy
#StandUp
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Michael Longfellow is a hilarious LA based comedian that performs all over the country.
Follow Michael on Instagram to find out where he’s performing next:
/ longfellow_michael
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Michael Longfellow
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
Directed By: Gordie Earle III and Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark I. Davis
Gaffer and Cam Operator: Michael Tellup
Cam Operators:
Gordie Earle III
Mark I. Davis
Cole Garrett
Editor: Gordie Earle III
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recording: Alex Gilroy
Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
Producers: Brad Silnutzer and Cole Garrett
Live Event Producers: Megan Hunter and Justin Glowacki
Production Coordinator: Todd Doram
Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach
this guy is absolutely hilarious
side note: that jumper looks hella comfy
I want that jersey so bad. It's so cool looking.
@@phaphanindeya3880 probably a handmedown
@@welpiguess ¿
Whats it called?
@@-anonymous8820 an oversized pullover jumper.
This guy's delivery is unbelievably good. Most of these jokes would not be funny coming from any other comedian.
@@evaldaskarosas you're completely missing the point, my dude. I know the writing is great, but they require a delivery that contains a lot of nuance and finesse.
He sounds kinda like mark normand to me. P.s. I love mark
@@ardariusmarvelousmickell1400 i was hearing sam morril
@@redledsp6681 ahh I hear it now
That is the most backhanded compliment man
This guy has *it*. His jokes aren't the best written but they are delivered PERFECTLY. Funny guy
I think they're well written. 😊
They’re good jokes, but the delivery makes them 100x better
He’s also wildly handsome and that doesn’t hurt
Idk about all that
@@ItsXochitlBaby well it's a good thing nobody asked then huh
I almost spit out my coffee with the"don't another" bit 😅
Me too lol 😂
The dad noise made me roll 😂
I just did dude lol. first time. I'm no longer a virgin.
Mine was when his Richard Attenborough said "Ohhhh to be the hand of God..." as he slaughtered penguins with a SNIPER rifle LOL - super overkill BY A LOT for hunting most anything tbh.
It's just so creative and sounds exactly like what some sort of sick Big Game Hunter version of an old english guy like Attenborough would say as he's slaughtering innocent creatures en masse haha
@@DekkarJr david
“You play like you have your nipples too low”
Detrimental 😂
How do you recover from that? 😂😂
Emotional damage
Emotionaaaaaal damaaaaaaage
@@catsNplanets Is this in reference to Asian difficulty?
Dude… someone told me I sound like I had a fat neck over game voice check. I think about it a lot. 😂😂😂
Oh hell yes. Michael Longfellow is one of my favorites.
Arizona in the house !
Dude, you’re both my favorites!
Thats what she said
Of course he is ... Mike 😏
“My ass? Fuck you” had my DYING 😂
There is something about that part (starting at 4:33) that's equal parts hot, disturbing, and ridiculous.
He hears a crunch when he sits down!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is so relaxed and chill I love it
his voice is very asmr
Plus that jumper 👌🏾
"i'm gonna tell you a story it doesn't have an end and it's kinda gross" is how I should start every conversation ever
The best part is that he mentioned the content being gross, right after he already spoke in details about the incredible density of his ass hair
this dude has very "funny friend" delivery. a lot of his joke structures wouldn't work with traditional standup delivery, but hes so conversational that it works
Yup because he stole his delivery from FPS queen commander JDK
@@JRWall-hf9mq exactly. why do you think it was so easy to take his entire existence? All the way down to the dream job at SNL.
@@soonerthanlater8206 sounds delusional af
@@360.Tapestry perhaps, better that than to be another child of rich parents with white skin from of all the places in Arizona easily the worst , snobbsdale ... at least the mormons put on a friendly front not a wanna be Bellevue one.
I havent laughed like that in a while! He is very funny and the perfect little escape from the stress of grad school!
Bro weird flex..
It’s Not a flex it’s his life he’s doing good , what would life be if you do nothing for a living
@@pooghhh3801 bro weirdflex..
@@tokethedude1103 When did Grad school become a flex?
@@tokethedude1103 how is saying what’s causing him stress a flex?
Your comment is weird af
I love watching standup comedy but I barely laugh out loud, like I'd be quiet and think in my head wow that was a funny joke lmao but this actually made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣
Same…rare to laugh out loud nowadays.
@@PaulyinParis619 kinda sad but true
Same same. Im looking like a nut but I really never actually laugh out loud
I think it’s because some of his jokes are really unexpected XD like you think you know where he’s going, then he throws a curveball
I’m the same way and this had me laughing out loud even tho i watched it like half asleep at 6am this morning 😂
"don't another" has the same vibes as "what the hell is even that?!"😂😂😂😂
daddy chill 😭😂😂
Absolutely hilarious bastard. Never heard of him, did he just barge onto the scene all pro from the get go? There's zero fat on those jokes, what a surgeon. Please tour Europe!
I hadn't either but youtube recommended me a 4 year old video of him on Conan, so he's been around a bit: ua-cam.com/video/DzgjM3u5aA8/v-deo.html
@@gfox9295 I'll never understand the algorithm.
@@pappapaps and it'll never understand us (fully, at least).
... but at least we can still randomly stumble into stuff. I actually ended up here after watching 10 other Don't Tell clips after getting to the 1st one with Katherine Blanford after a random viral imgur got me interested in the first place.
Yess I'm like #420!
@@ttvPositiveKenny high five!
Well well well, someone's home sooner than I thought they would be"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny jokes, good timing, great cadence.
hes gonna go far right, i see it
@@welpiguess Haha tell me that came out the wrong way 🤣
@@welpiguess Or some people will go far left and dub everyone else on the centre as extremists.
Wouldn't even blink if this guy becomes super famous "overnight." He's fantastic. Would literally listen to him talk about anything. 😎🙌
You were right!! He was great on SNL
@@emyanvan4553 I was like « finally a good newbie! » on SNL. He killed it on his very first show
@@baleek4367 As far as good newbies go, he's currently in competition between Marcello Hernandez and Molly Kearney, because Marcello's Weekend Update piece about Dominican baseball players blew Michael's piece about how he's not conservative, despite his dad being pro-Trump and anti-vax out of the water and Molly's story arc about being picked to assassinate Vladimir Putin on the pretaped sketch about how the new cast members are doing so far was much talked-about as well. I don't know about Devon Walker.
Came here just because he looked comfy as fuck
It’s funny cos I told my daughter the same thing to protect her from bullies, tell them your mum said…
I see now the error of my ways xxx
11:00 as someone who loves david Attenborough documentaries that was HILARIOUS!
Bruh the fact that his voice is ASMR and he's funny yeah he got it.
"CAMERAS, GET A LOOK, ZOOM!"
Cameras: nah 😬
Longfellow is a perfect name for this person.
“Friend to friend, get the the f*ck outta here” 😂😂😂😂😂
Saw him on SNL and wanted to see more. A fantastic set. Great writing, great delivery. Really glad I found out about him.
Got those stimmies baby, those stimmies! Mmmm…
Why I laughed so hard I don’t know. That’s the definition of “it” factor. Proves that comedy is so much more than just the words.
His delivery is everything omg I haven't laughed this much in like years 💀💀💀💀
I need to see more of this dude. Towards the end it started to seem like he was running out of material, or maybe unsure about what material to use.. but he still finished nicely. And he's definitely funny, he's got the gift and he kinda reminds me of a young Norm..
He's on SNL now.
Yup he was. He doesn't have much. He stole most what he has off of JDK from the FPS. Specifically the delivery and patterns .
@@JesseWill who are you? Nevertheless, we know what we are talking about. If the truth annoys you maybe work on yourself more.
@@soonerthanlater8206 So many "experts at nothing" who live off Welfare.
Seeing a dude who actually understands how to deliver not just jokes, but like dark/self deprecating jokes, while still remaining likeable and not seeming needy is so refreshing
That stoplight joke was incredible 👏🏼😂😂😂
"I don't recognize your authority" 😆
I don’t know why this man’s stories heal something inside my inner 12-year-old 😂
Very funny. Cheeks hurt from laughing. I smiled through this entire thing.
He said he hears a crunch when he sits down lmaoooooooo I’m done
why is his voice so soothing
Decided to watch an episode of SNL and saw this guy show up! I recognized him immediately from how many times I've watched this set lol. Well-deserved! 👏
This guy has Daniel Tosh energy. He has amazing delivery. Legend in the making.
Whatever happened to him I hate to sound so young but he was my favorite
@@Intellectualchaos he's still doing stuff but he's slowed down since covid
@@Intellectualchaos He's a new cast member on SNL Edit: Oh you meant Daniel Tosh - yeah I have no idea lmao
Totally forgot Daniel Tosh until your comment
@@carlostaffanelly418 "Fake agent"?
If he posted the link to his sweater, he would make a killing. That sweater is crushing it. Also him too. Ha ha.
Seriously he looks like the freshest little girl but it's working 😂
“Horrible dad sound” amazing
"family computer chair" 😂😂😂
"Bah I had socks on" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is good
I love him, he needed to be a permanent SNL cast member the first day.
Okay good job SNL, this guy’s got something and can’t wait to see where he goes with it
After seeing him kill on SNL, watching all his old stuff, no wonder he's on it! Hilarious plus natural & great delivery.
“Like when you close your eyes” 😂😂😂😂 man is funny is hell
Smooth delivery man, owns the stage as well.👌👌👌
I love this guy. Such a good sense of humor! 😄
His sweater looks comfy
Dude this set as unbelievably good. Would love to see an hour special
Voice is sooo smooth!! And he's funny af!!❤❤😂😂😂😂
This is awesome over awesome!!! I want to marry this dude!
I have this urge too 🤣
ladies, he’s mine
I’m a fan now. This man is hilarious
“Don’t another.”
He's totally got the gift. Delivery, timing etc. Baby face funny AF. He's really 👍
Agent???
His tone of delivery is amazing. So relaxed, so chilled out. Feels like he smokes so much weed before a performance. He is so balanced in his delivery. Throwing great comedic lines into the audience, but throwing them in a relaxed way, the audience doesn't realise they are being manipulated by the comedian.
Drugs aren't the answer unless they are for your mental issues...
I found one of my favorite comics again. He’s incredible.
Hilarious! I love this set. I listened to that Terry bit like 5 times hahah
Hahahahha. I didnt even get through my first beer and i was cracking up!
Drinking isn't the answer.
If Morty was a human being. It's him
He's gold. Imma go and binge all his videos now
So happy he made it to SNL
😂😂😂the stop light, yo this is mad funny
Just thank you. I haven’t hyperventilated laughing in a while and this was amazing
So glad to see you on SNL!!! ALMOST didn't recognize you, but you've got a recognizable delivery!
That whole bit about watching porn on the family computer was amazing I have no laughed like that in a while
The David Attenborough bit was hilarious 😂, the crowd didn't know who he was talking about at first but man if he'd have done that bit for a crowd that knew they would have been rolling 🤣
Pick a lane Terry come on.
We all know a guy named Terry that just can't pick a lane, he's a chill guy but he's still that guy named Terry ya know?
Sliding around on the family chair killed me 😂
this is great I love his calm voice!
"Don't another..." I did a literal spit take.
I've been watching it every month for last 4 months, still cracks me up. This hottie is my favourite comedian now.
Padh le
Initially saw him on the shorts, so I had to come for the full thing😭😭🔥🔥🅿️
What type of pullover is that? It looks so comfy
this guy is HILARIOUS
Been a while since I found a comedian genuinely funny. This guy is hilarious, I need to find a tour schedule.
Try using your porn machine...
I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this
every sentence has a twist and it keeps gettin funnier, instant favorite!
Wow, I’ve never heard anyone go that deep into that experience before haha
Super. No yelling - bonus!
the David Attenborough bit was hilarious
Absolutely killer set, I need more!
"Killer"???
He's smooth as butter. Very funny.
This set kills!
Sliding around on the family computer chair 🤣
This guy mostly speaks so calmly
This kid has got it. He's going places!
Michael is the best. Hope to see a lot of him in the near future
He reminds me of Mitch Hedberg - relaxed delivery, and unique jokes.. very funny guy!
I shouldn’t have watched this while having dinner. Now I have to clean the table
Dude strikes me as a closet comedic genius. Yeah, he’s yet to come out.
Maybe his time on Saturday Night Live will fix that.
This guy’s going to be huge
Why does this whole thing come off like a John Mullaney bit? Lol love it
Just hilarious 😂 I haven't laughed this loud in forever! Excellent
The David Attenborough impression is spot on!!
Laughed out loud
When I sit down I hear a crunch
This guy has me in tears!!!
getting caught by dad was his villain origin story 🔥🔥
I keep coming back for “it’s like closing your eyes”
I am in literal tears, this dude is hysterical
Top tier comedy haven’t laughed at a comedian like this in a long time!