i HAVE to talk about constable-frozen
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2022
- i will forever be haunted by elsa being ice cream
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Tumblr was incredibly formative to me and yet I apparently remember none of what actually happened. I will not explain what v*re is to you and you cannot make me. Elsa from Frozen deserves better and frankly so does Anna from Frozen and frankly so do I. Constable-frozen scares me and I also have never respected the craft of anyone more. I hope they live a happy life with Elsa from Frozen for the rest of their days.
#tumblr #frozen
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I think the reason Elsa is Pringles is so disturbing is 100% in how the hand is holding her and how subtly uncomfortable she is with the hand.
I feel like the Pringle Elsa pictures really make more sense when you see the third category
The way you say “don’t google it, use context clues.” Tickles my brain just right 15/10
The teacher jumped out
It's so fun that most tumblr users (including myself) are like "you couldn't torture my tumblr url out of me" lmao
I don't even know my Tumblr url
We need more of Haley explaining weird niche internet lore
the death grip that frozen had on the internet for years is something that should be studied
The thing is. The edits were SO good. Like technically they shouldn't be but they're so good?? It has so much effort put into it but it's elsa from frozen. In random places. It's just too good! Why!
The color manipulation to match the lighting is CONCERNINGLY good.
This is the least I've known about a topic going into a Haley video, which is saying a lot since I've never seen Ice Age or Stranger Things
I exactly echo this sentiment
The fact that bone thief witch didn’t even come up at the beginning really shows off how much wild shit was on tumblr 😂
I came into this video with literally no context for what I would be seeing. I feel like it was somehow better that way, and I wish to return to that time. You have cursed me with context, Haley Whipjack
the line between "haha quirky lol" and "fetish" is very thinn
Rapunzel Dogs has killed me. I am dead.
I take it back. Elsa drinking milk brought me back to kill me again
“Why is Elsa pringles?” Is one of my favorite sentences ever
I’ve literally only known constable frozen as the vore/feeder guy with scary good edits
The bit about Olaf writing Elsa and Anna's names on the ground is a reference to Danganronpa. I'm sure it's not the first time a murder victim wrote their murderer's name in their blood as they were dying, but it seems the most likely they would know about.
i can't believe you didn't mention the one with the gif of olaf puking ice cream into anna's mouth and she's like moving back and forth to catch it
If the phrase “you are what you eat” is true then the whole thing pretty much comes full circle
"my sister has powers but she's never hit the gym a day in her life"
This is literally just Isadora and Sybilla Eirik lmao
I'd forgotten about constable-frozen and this was a fun ride. You can see how much they improved with their more recent edits, glad they still like doing it.
Honestly the energy you have, I'd listen to you talk about anything at this point. 😂 Always entertaining
Hans is actually edited over Hux not Kylo Ren. Because bad guy with red hair. I just had to point that out as a former sequel trilogy stan.
On the one hand, im glad this was showed to me; on the other hand... i feel violated and scarred and have too many questions
As a Tumblr OG alumni people do not know how insane tumblr was in it's hayday. Nothing will ever be like it again.
"800 isn't a lot of notes" *cries in average of 5*
This channel really has a good chance of becoming Strange Aeons and ya know what? Good.
as somebody that essentially grew up on tumblr, the most upsetting part of this video is that frozen came out in 2013
The fact that you sound so close to bursting into tears really adds to the video
Id love more of these explorations of past internet craziness!
Just started the video... but dear god the memories of constable frozen's mastery of photoshop... Tumblr was wild...
... The longer the video went on the more I remember why I repressed the memories of them xD
thank you for reminding me of the horror. fully the most unhinged you've ever been. 10/10 no notes
constable frozen is still my favorite tumblr blogs because most edits are amazing and the pictures of elsa are high qualityyyyy (i love elsa so it helps)
The Olaf ice cream edit is so much worse, man just drinks milk and vomits it directly into Elsa and Anna's mouths in a disturbingly sexual gif, it's horrifying
I checked constable-frozen’s blog and they made a post June of this year (2023). So they are still out there. Just significantly less active.
these feel like the art pieces id make if i had photoshop in the mental hospital
I definitely thought you blurred it. And it was gonna be a reveal. It was still a reveal… 😅
Idk why but this is what my brain has chosen to be my sleep video.
There was NO JACK FROST!? I could have sworn.... I feel Mandela effected
every topic discussed on this channel leaves me a lil more cursed and I'm better off for it
i had that "bread as hair, hair as bread" idea a day ago before even watching this, should i be concerned
I’m watching this high and weeping omfg
This right here? Makes me soooooooo excited to hear your review of OUAT season 4
pretty sure this wasn't the first time you mentioned vore in a video and i really hope it doesn't become a recurring subject
i had seen constable-frozen stuff but i dont think id seen any of the weirder stuff. classic tumblr behaviour though. love this little video of thoughts you were having and wouldnt mind more (although thats sort of what you already do anyway? so keep going i guess!)
I am equal parts amused, intrigued, and horrified. Kind of a weird feeling, to be honest.
the world needed this video almost as much as it needed the gif of anna punching the hulk buster u are a queeEN
a dark section of my brain that i abandoned long long ago has just been unlocked with this video
Ima keep ot simple. This is one of the funniest videos ive ever seen. Thank you for the blessed content.
I spent this video being increasingly distressed with the lack of mentioning the braid sushi, 10/10
I love these essays so much, this is your best most unhinged video yet
This has big Minion Quotes energy
have the slightest clue what this could be about but im intrigued
Thanks for brining up my repressed memories
help i love your vibe
no because the genuine upset you displayed on the "elsa eats things which are not food" category is so genuinely funny, like i am so sorry but your despair at this has me dead
rapunzel looks more like a croissant.
I was big into frozen back when it came out, so of course constable-frozen was one of my big favs!
i'm coming in from the future to say that while the weirder edits seem to be gone, theyve been updating this account for so long that now it was Encanto characters in it. It now just looks like any reference blog for animation, for better or worse
Man this made me smile. So funny. Nostalgic too for old school Tumblr.
love your videos so much
This made me laugh out loud so many times def a subscribing!!
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I could have watched 5 more hours of this
Haley being younger than me hit me like freight train. I thought SURELY she was like, late 20s? Nope. I'm only 24, so its not toooo much, but I wasn't prepared
Oh my god, I think I found my new favourite youtube channel
this has been deeply disturbing thank you
Are you constable frozen?
I remember these!
I had to pause the video at 13:50 after the Big Hero 6 part because I was laughing too hard. I'm ... weirdly happy I now know about this?
im quite late to this video but i feel the need to mention the edit they posted of rapunzel and flynn ryder from the tangled animated series in straight up just some kind of bdsm/fetish gear. quite horrific but yea that one got deleted pretty fast
I almost didn't leave a comment, I had assumed this was just another massive channel with a couple thousand comments and what not. I can't believe as of watching theres only 43 comments. This channel is outrageously small.
I know so much more now about constable frozen than I ever thought I would
Every single time you remove a photo you put up on screen to reveal Elsa is a Minion is a jump scare
I don’t know what I expected but was entranced seeing the strangeness.
This took a turn.
I was not ready.
Have no clue who or what this is but boy am I gonna find out
Elsa. Once you pop, the fun don't stop...
This person needs to be studied like a feral child. This person is OUT THERE somewhere. Living amongst other people.
🎶Take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong, ancient tumblr, sexy oncler, take me home, country roads🎶
HOW DID I NEVER SEE THESE
The craziest thing about this video is that it made me realize Thor: Ragnarok is older now than Frozen was when Thor:Ragnarok came out.
I’m writing a show and I almost hope people make this kind of thing with my characters just because of how hilarious it would be
I was taking a sip of my drink when I heard "Elsa is Pringes" and saw that image and my poor laptop screen was just sprayed with it
Why did this video have the arc of a horror movie
that was so great oh my god it is SO funny
I've been on Tumblr since 2012, and I still can't tell if Constable-Frozen was unironic or not.
i just stumbled on this, and i just have to say,the obv answer to the the why not jack frost.... they like anna- elsa
(i followed them so thats my guess)
Category 3 for sure feels like some weird fetish content
Why specifically 3:03pm, I must wonder
I’ve never released a video at a normal time before and I just can’t start now
currrrrrsed. what happenes if i do google it? will i die? is that what will happen? i die?
But what was the description of that last image tho??
I LOVE ELSA, REALLY!!!
I was not on the Jelsa train, but the Pelsa train, and while we're on that train of thought...
There are edits of Elsa's clothes being made darker... so as to basically be black....
Which... I'm not entirely unappreciative of... > >
Still, that's a bold choice, leaving the face just be a blurred out splodge. Clearly, this is symbolic of the artist's inner turmoil and conflict...
I really hope they see this lmao
HALEY WILL YOU TALK ABOUT SANDSVERSE. HALEY WILL YOU TALK ABOUT SANDSVERSE. HALEY WILL Y
Okay, I’m not saying that Elsa eating things that aren’t food is a fetish thing. But like, it’s definitely a fetish thing, right?
the reason to not use Jack Frost is obvious,
does anything this account posts obvious, easy or low-hanging?
Please do pukicho next
Elsa is Pringle’s.
Wasn't Jack Frost played by Nick Cage, and also a like action thingo?
... No...?
That was Chris Pine.
The main cast was as follows:
Chris Pine voicing Jack Frost
Hugh Jackman voicing the Easter Bunny
Isla Fisher voicing Tooth (Fairy)
Alec Baldwin voicing North (Santa Claus)
Jude Law voicing Pitch Black (the boogeyman)
_________ voicing Sandy/Sandman
this was a campaign to gaslight kids into thinking cartoons are real
love to see one of my recent favorites is also a tumblr girlie [gender neutral]
how dare you make a constable frozen video and then call hans kristoff right off the bat
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